ITS FUCKING HAPPENING HOLY SHIT RUSSIA MOVES NUKES TO OUR BORDERS

le epic 9gag habbening bread niggeres

>>91826173
i hope your ass gets fucking invaded french scum

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WHY IS SYRIA SO FUCKING IMPORTANT FOR US TO HAVE A FUCKING NUKE WAR

I'M NOT DYING FOR A FUCKING DESERT

every article on that bullshit site says the same fucking thing and has been saying it for months.

WOAH, THE SLAVIC OVERLORD AND SAVIOR OF THE PURE WHITE ARYAN MASTER RACE VLADIMIR PUTIN IS HERE TO SAVE US FROM THE JEWS HURRAY HITLER IS COMING BACK TO FREE US THANKS TO BASED RUSSIANS OMG BASED BASED BASED OMG NUKES INCOMING THEY WILL GENOCIDE THE NON-WHITES AND WE WILL BE PURE!!!!11

>>91826233
le ass itching amerifat

Sage goes in the options field.

>>91826266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tXTtCHZs0g

>>91826268
heres a legit source leaf
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/551450/World-War-3-Vladimir-Putin-Russia-US-Nuke-Borders-Moved-Border-Hawaii-Guam

>>91826266
Because Syria dared to say no to the Federal Reserve. Those crazy Syrians would rather have gold than our worthless fiat currency, what hell is up with that?

>>91826114
meh, if you see a report like Russian subs 300 miles or less off the coast. Then you should probably get out of cities.

>>91826326
More like genocide your gay WASP asses. You non-Slavs don't have a place in the future world.

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>live in guaranteed nuke locale
>my last moments will be on a Philippine caligraphy forum
>never did finish that book

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Well Anons, looks like this might be the end.
I want to take this opportunity to tell you guys what monsters you are.
/Pol/ is the asshole of the internet,
and you all are some of the most offensive, heartless people I've ever met.
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Be safe out there
I'll miss you all
God speed

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>>91826743
>checks Boston
>mfw

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>>91826743
I'm ok with this

>>91826173
Go practice surrendering

>>91826326
Word up.

>>91826743
They should drop more on Austin, jus' sayin'

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>>91826114

SUDDEN DEATH 4D CHESS GUYZZZ

>>91826743
why would anybody want to nuke us here in indianapolis? is it just because of the interstate?

>>91826743
>Tfw living in a 500 nuke scenario city.
>Tfw when small enough city would get blown up with one nuke.
Wouldn't even see it coming to be honest. Just a flash of light and instant eternal sleep.

>>91826945
Hope they nuke you real good. It will be the difference between you being shadow on a wall and someone walking around with their skin falling off.

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>>91826633
>last thought before going to face God in the Judgement room is shitposting on /pol/ and having tabs open on /gif/ looking at traps.

I have a bad feeling about this...

>>91826743

>Tampa, Fl

No.. why? we aint doing anything :(

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>>91826114
>The Russian planes are patrolling as far as Hawaii
Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. This doesn't look good. : (((

I hope that nuclear holocaust can come so that I am taken from this shell of a life I live into deaths sweet embrace with perhaps a smudge of dignity.

>>91826945
there's some settlements that need our help

>>91827239

B-burger?

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>when you aren't even involved in this syria shit but as soon as the first nuke is fired korea is going to take the excuse to go balls to the wall on you

>>91826326
People who unironically believe this are cancer.

>>91827280
>Settlements
what do you mean? If a nuke hits aren't we fucked either way?

>>91826114
F U G
U
G

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>>91826266
It's not these no life moronic uneducated plebs believe everything they read on the internet. They pray for nuclear war because they live miserable lives and don't have the fucking sack to off themselves.

>>91826114
Can anyone else in Denver maybe report on this poweroutage? Seems to be more than a few blocks. No idea how big tho. Nothing in the news.

>>91826114
Oh well, let the niggers and leftists die for their masters.

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>>91826114
WHAT DO THE CLOWNS HAVE TO DO WITH WW3, WHERE ARE THE ANSWERS, WHY THE CLOWN ATTACKS?

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>>91826743
>tfw commiefornia

I won't even feel a thing

>>91826743
Why so many nukes in Montana?

>>91827218
>No.. why? we aint doing anything :(

MacDill Air Force Base has A LOT of stuff going on at it.

Per the Wikipedia page:

"The host unit at MacDill AFB is the 6th Air Mobility Wing (6 AMW), which is subordinate to Air Mobility Command's 18th Air Force. In addition to operating KC-135R Stratotanker and C-37A Gulfstream V aircraft, the 6 AMW provides day-to-day mission support to more than 3,000 personnel in its immediate command, along with more than 50 Mission Partners comprising over 12,000 additional personnel, to include the United States Central Command (USCENTCOM), United States Special Operations Command (USSOCOM), Special Operations Command Central (SOCCENT) and a detachment of United States Africa Command (AFRICOM). MacDill also hosts the Aircraft Operations Center of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, whose NOAA Corps flies "Hurricane Hunter" missions in WP-3D Orion and Gulfstream IV aircraft. The 6 AMW is a 3,000-person force organized into four groups, in addition to the wing commander's immediate staff.

The 6 AMW also has a collocated Associate wing at MacDill, the 927th Air Refueling Wing (927 ARW) of the Air Force Reserve Command (AFRC). The 6 AMW and the 927 ARW operate and share the same assigned KC-135R Stratotanker aircraft."

>>91826326
Well that's the idea but it's not as fun when you say it like that
Also you didn't say Constantinople.

>>91826945
Shouldn't be any surprise. The entire northeast is basically one giant city. Perfect target.

>>91826114
>Russia moves nukes to our boarders

eh? You forget your proxy?

>>91826743
>columbia county wisconsin

why?

>>91827132
I honestly don't think that would work at all. The narrative(while weak) that is coming from the liberal media and hillary is that trump is secretely working with putin.

If tensions rose that high and trump was over there talking to putin, these narratives might actually gain any sort of ground and they might be looking to hillary like the anti russian hero.

That being said of course people could flip the switch on the narrative and say it was obama and the democrats who are threatening a war while the republicans now just want peace and prosperity. I don't think the liberal news outlets would ever in a million years let that be a narrative to talk about.

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>>91826743
>Living in Cupertino
>Home of Silicon Valley
>Thinks we should be safe from nukes because where the fuck are the Russians and Chinese going to get their technology?
>Have a smug expression on my face thinking "sucks to be those faggots in NYC and DC."
>Realize this place will probably get nuked first and right away.

Oh well. At least I had a delicious IN-N-OUT Double Double fries and shake tonight. I am ready to go.

>>91827464
>Why so many nukes in Montana?

We have a lot of Minuteman ICBMs there.

The current U.S. force consists of 450 Minuteman-III missiles in missile silos around Malmstrom AFB, Montana; Minot AFB, North Dakota; and F.E. Warren AFB, Wyoming.

>>91827529
Yeah, I'd be fucked if I stayed in Jersey anyway.

>>91827448
irrelevant, just lots of wind

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>>91827458
>Radioactive clow-........
>Fallout has a story with clowns....

Wait a minute.

P-pint sized slasher....
Oh fuck.
IF YOU ARE IN MARYLAND GET OUT NOW!

>>91827532
nope just tired

>>91827532
what proxy. the article says long range bombers are flying near US soil.

>>91826326
i mean when you meme it like that it sounds bad, but putin killing us WOULD kill off a lot of anti-whites.

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>>91827102
Please don't nuke Austin, I know we're a liberal shit hole, but I'd at least like to live a few more years.

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>>91826743
>all those targets on little Long Island


oh my god

>>91827346
It's fine you guys can take a nuclear disaster better than anyone else.
You're welcome

>>91827346
They probably would nuke south korea first so dont worry. That being said the consequences of that would be astronomically bad for north korea. They might get one off on you though before being destroyed.

>>91827532
Hawaii and Guam are US property.

>>91827573
In and out is not based, Culvers butter burger with cheese curds. Midwest cousine beats califag slop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3f9zIe6HnU

"Which the US blamed on Russia that russia vehemently denied, then came the bombing of a humanitarian convoy"

"washington presents that as what broke the deal"

Did the US just make shit up in order to go to war with Russia?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QQwMQs6a2Y

Who here is /comfy/ because won't be in the war?

>>91826114
It's about time based Putin clean your degenerate nation from the surface of our beautiful planet.
Hurricane and nukes, get fucked murilards.

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>>91826743
>live in Alaska
>pic related

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>>91827464
To spread fallout eastward, most of the US population in east of the Mississippi.

>>91826326
YEY

AMERICA THE COUNTRY THAT WAS FORMED KILLING EUROPEANS AND HAS SPENT THE LAST 200 YEARS WORSHIPING THE DUMBEST RACE OF PEOPLE ON PLANET EARTH AND ATTACKING EUROPE AT EVERY SINGLE OPPORTUNITY

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>>91826638
If the internet takes a shit from Hillary, EMP or some cosmic event I will really miss all you sons of bitches.

Even the Canadian and Aussie shitposters.

>>91827726
You guys must have really pissed someone off

DESTROY AMERICA

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>>91827786
Culvers is really good, I have no idea why In-and-Out is becoming so popular over here in Austin. It's fucking disgusting.

I hope Russia waits until the last season of Game Of Thrones airs. That would really suck...

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>Russia Preparing For War
>Is Russia preparing for war?

DONT NUKE DENVER PLEASE

Where's my post, I replied to something?

>>91827797
>did the US just make shit up in order to go to war with-

YES

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>>91827273
>I hope that nuclear holocaust can come so that I am taken from this shell of a life I live into deaths sweet embrace with perhaps a smudge of dignity.

/pol/ in one sentence. Many of us feel this way.

Despite all the posturing and peacocking I don't think it will come to nuclear war, at least I really hope not.

There's no benefit for either country from using nukes, we would just obliterate each other. I think nukes would be absolute last resort.

>>91827955
here is a better source if you didnt see it
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/551450/World-War-3-Vladimir-Putin-Russia-US-Nuke-Borders-Moved-Border-Hawaii-Guam

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>>91827786
Spoken like a true jelly faggot.

You know you want one. You live in faggotsville where there isn't an IN-N-OUT. So you cry like a faggot watching a spanish TV Novella because you know you can't have one.

HA HA!

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>>91827568

wait til tensions rise

the mass public wouldn't want to be at w.ar with russkies

in swoops trump to MAGA

AMERICA GOES RED

shillary: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>91827801
We won't be that comfy when the radiation drifts down south and rapes us.
I'm pretty sure my country is fucked, we already do joint drills with the US.

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>Syria
blame the jews

>>91827897
I don't want to die, not like this!

fucking obama dont fuck with the russians!!!!!!!!! their life sucks they will do it

nice

hopefully i die

too bad nothing will come of it

I don't want to die because we won't target terrorists, /pol/. I don't want my brother, my mother, my father, my sisters and my grandparents dying because of king niggers stupid fucking decisions. I'm scared, /pol/.

>>91826114
>yfw nobody will miss America

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>>91828116

>Dailystar

>>91827458
The clowns are sleeper agents.

>>91828110
Here's what you don't do, you "never give old men big guns." Because if you do you "cannot guarantee that they won't take everyone with them because they don't have long to live anyways."

If any other president had come instead of Kennedy, we would not exist right now. Him being young not only made him keen, but made him feel responsible for himself for the rest of the life he believed he would of lived.

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>>91826743

I live in NJ
fuck...

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im also scared king nigger is going to get us killed, you bastards voted for him,

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I hope we all die

>>91828229
This!

They have nothing. They don't care if they live or die.

I am going to be hooking up with this hot asian slut that just got back from Taiwan last night. I will be pissed if I am nuked before I am balls deep inside her.

So stop being a dick Obama. knock it off.

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>>91827568
Memes can help create any narrative

>>91826743
>Live in middle of nowhere
>Only target for nuke in about 400 miles
I don't understand, all we have of military significance is a national guard armory.

>>91828229
>>91828418
Vote coal into office (twice), pay the toll.

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>>91827529
good thing they put in those anti missile laser defenses

>>91826743

Good in my corner of the Mohave.

>>91828505
Maybe they have a legit secret ayyy lmao base underneath you somewhere.

>>91828418
It's out of Obama's hands, he's been cucked. The globalists look like they have taken direct control of the military and that has panicked Russia.

>>91826743
Shit man, why they gotta bomb Montana like fucking crazy, Alberta gonna get fucked.

>>91828202
Gonna start biking out to Montauk and then steal a boat from there. I'll see you there dude!

>>91828505
What state? Depending on that you've probably got missile silo's all over the fucking place.

russia will do what is nessary witch means america will suck satans dick

>>91826743
>tri cities getting blow to oblivion
Completely justified, lets make it happen.

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>Implying the US will be nuked

The balance of power has shifted dramatically within the past 5 years. MAD no longer holds up now that the US has almost finished rolling out their missile shield. Most major US cities will be immune to nuclear strikes.

Why do you think the US has been so aggressive? They are confident they can strike Russia and any other nation without fear of successful retaliation.

This, at least, is the belief held by Putin, and the root of his worries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqD8lIdIMRo

>>91828505
>>Live in middle of nowhere
>>Only target for nuke in about 400 miles
>I don't understand, all we have of military significance is a national guard armory.

>>91828557
>Maybe they have a legit secret ayyy lmao base underneath you somewhere.

>>91828685
>What state? Depending on that you've probably got missile silo's all over the fucking place.

>>91828663
>Shit man, why they gotta bomb Montana like fucking crazy, Alberta gonna get fucked.


We have a lot of Minuteman ICBMs there.

The current U.S. land based ICBM force consists of 450 Minuteman-III missiles in missile silos around Malmstrom AFB, Montana; Minot AFB, North Dakota; and F.E. Warren AFB, Wyoming.

As we wait for the end of the world, have a movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yif-5cKg1Yo

>>91828735
?
What missile shield?

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>>91828505
>>91828557
This is probably true. They do all their testing in the middle of the desert.

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So, how do we beseech kek to bathe the normies in the warm loving glow of nuclear fire?

dude putins right we deserve the nuke that is why im scared, im going out with heroin fuck you guys

>>91827193
>hitting way too close to home
fuck hes definitely going to know that im into buff dudes now; I had better just tell god early and get this over with

>>91828792
The US's missile defense system.

>>91828764
So no ayyy lmaos? Btw, Wyoming is where everyone needs to go. It's an empty sandbox, but it's safe.
>>91828795
That's it, ayyy lmaos confirmed.

>>91828685
Southern Oregon, the only triangle south of Eugene and north of Sacramento.

The only thing that's ever happened was it was one of the two places the Japanese firebombed.
Either that or they want to nuke ever In and Out and want be thorough.

>>91828795
This is a woodland mountain range, I don't think that'd be a great place to put nukes.

>>91828764
Oh yea you are fucked hard. To top it off the idiots at Malmstrom and Minot are some of the biggest retards to ever be put in charge of nukes. Couldn't go a calendar year without hearing about them getting into trouble for fucking around and failing nuke readiness inspections.

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>>91828792
2019 is when it fully goes online. After that, all bets are off.

>>91828927
Putin might not like hipsters, so I'd nuke Oregon to. Seriously though there is probably a government facility of some kind there.

>>91828910
>That's it, ayyy lmaos confirmed.


/pol/ plays superpower 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWFdbe38L7w

>>91828864
It doesn't really exist.. other than some ongoing programs with low numbers of missiles...

>>91828735
MADD

What do you think white America will do if a nigger nukes Europe?

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>>91827280
b-but I just set up another radio beacon for you

they better nuke india i dont care if we go they better nuke india

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>>91828301
G'day mate!

You will miss us when you can't shitpost on this persian rug knitting forum.

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>>91826114
Posting in a delicious thread lads. Ask your answers.

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>>91826743
>tfw living in rural Mississippi

>>91826233
You know you can visit France otherwise right ?

>>91826114
russia is just showing that they're not bluffing. push comes to shove and they're not backing down from an aggressive US.

basically its not happening. check em

>>91829074
Brotha...wtf is going on over there? GIVE US THE SKOOP!

>>91828910
>Btw, Wyoming is where everyone needs to go. It's an empty sandbox, but it's safe.
Except for all the minuteman missile silo's, yea its totally not a target. Best place to hide is in the northern deserts of Nevada.

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>>91828801
just say kek bathe the normies in the warm loving glow of nuclear fire and post the meme

>>91829074
Is it happening in Russia? Are people in bomb shelters?

Can you take a picture?

>captcha: russian streetsigns

....

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>>91826743

>right outside of weakest rad zone from portland nukes

>upwind from portland

Hopefully there won't be too many liberal faggots from portland coming up here.

>>91829074
Can you nuke Germany for old time's sake?

>>91829012
I might be happi to have Ruskie Occupant invade and clean up the degeneracy here in Portland. It's a beautiful city, just need a few Slav friends to squat with.

>>91829162
>Nevada
Hell no dude, that's where all the real secret ayy lmao bases are. Don't want to get anally probed.

>>91829197
Portlander's aka Rose niggers

>>91826266
It's prophecy. No one can escape a good ass fucking when it's prophecy.

>>91826743
>live in LA
Good this place is dirty and must be purged now!

>>91826114
i dont want to die a virgin. if i survive i will rape with impunity

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>>91828680
s-see you

>>91829290
The ayy's stay close to vegas so they can abduct drunks and sluts

Let Russia fuck with us they will get BTFO>>91829356

>>91827458
Do you work for him? Why does he wear the nose? Those are some big shoes.

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>>91828180
nigga, im in the southes country in the fucking world, i dont give a fuck...

I cant believe the fucking obongo is ok with going on nuclear war with russia just for syria... this is the most unexplainable shit i saw in my life.

>>91829012
The hipsters go further north than here. They basically don't go anywhere that didn't want to become the state of Jefferson.

>>91829235
All a nuke would do to Portland is make the inhabitants mutant faggots instead of regular ones.

>>91829328
Explain??

>>91828134
Innout is mediocre marshaw
Smashburger is worth witnessing

>>91829356
It's not that hard to get laid. If you haven't yet, you probably won't survive the bombs, and probably aren't physically capable of raping someone.

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LIGHTS OUT, CHILDREN

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>>91826743

>10+ nukes on Seattle
>even if they don't nuke Vancouver we'll all die of radiation poisoning
>tfw would rather be nuked

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>>91829074
>US Election is one of the most decisive in history
give me one reason Putin wouldn't straight up attack the US on November 9th, whoever is elected has the absolute hatred of half the population to the extent they'd refuse to serve

if he dropped nukes on target cities on November 9th the USA would be in complete disarray

fuck san diego is going to become a desert again

>>91829531
Upboat

>>91827801
nuclear winter

>>91826114
this is like the 5th thread about America/Russia war i have seen in the last hour
CTR must be getting desperate

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>>91829074
WTF is going on over there?

I just want to do my own thing. Go to work so I can make money so I can afford to date this hot asian slut. Eat some crappy food. Have a few Margaritas while eating spicy Mexican food and getting heartburn. Playing WoW and bitching about how lame it has been since Burning Crusade yet I still play it. Shitpost on /pol/ and go to /gif/ before going to sleep. Then start over again at another crappy day at work.

I don't know anyone that wants to go to war with Russia (or anyone). Fuck. Looks like those Georgia Guidestones are really coming true and that scares me.

>>91826114
thanks obama

>>91827419
Agreed non-thick man

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'bout that time, eh chaps?

>>91829497
basically jews, the erection of the 3rd temple, the coming of the messiah, judgement etc.
you don't have to believe it but the people with real power do. that's the crazy part

Thread reminder to watch Threads
https://vimeo.com/18781528

>>91829483
I'm in Seattle. Ima be nuked faster than a nip that just woke up on august 6th 1945.

>>91829483
Those scenarios guarantee the death of every human in the resulting nuclear winter.

>>91826743

I'm absolutely fucked.

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God bless

>>91829156
It's ok, we are just taking precausions in Syria to avoid another "mistake" like in Deir-Ezzor, just don't fly any planes over Syria, some of you airforce guys are ok.
>>91829196
Just a reghersal for possible bombings, our civilian guard checks status of shelters in Moscow and a few other cities which is ok, given current rethoric between our military generals. Can't take a proper pic, i'm at work now, siting on 7th floor. It's been raining since last evening...
>>91829209
No U! Dresden, nevar faget!

>>91829720
Lost My coffee.
Thanks

>>91827132
>implying Trump is actually able to negotiate

My mrs is Russian. She says Trump is a huge joke in Russian State media. They think he's a dumbass and they have zero respect for him. Putin is going to run circles around Trump for his own agenda, he doesn't give a fuck about the USA, he just wants to weaken NATO and Trump's election will be the best bet for it.

/pol/, specifically Americans on /pol/, are fucking moronic

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>>91827102
>>91827695

triple target in a 500 warhead scenario
triple target in a 2000 warhead scenario

mfw it's a state capitol, and it will get slammed once in a 50 warhead scenario!

Scale from 1 to 10

World war 3 starts in the next 48 hours?

>>91829868
>just don't fly any planes over Syria, some of you airforce guys are ok.
the hour strikes 11 on the doomsday clock and this ruski still brings the bantz. nice

>>91829850
Why are libshits all flaggot level "USA #1! Let's go to WAR!" now?

>>91829942
1

>>91829942
1488

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>>91829554
No need for that, you'll just have another civil war and turn into totalitarian shithole, then we'll be bffs forever :)
>>91829614
Simple life, simple choises - run innawoods lad.

>>91826114
It's literally over boys.

Dont think the imageboards in the next life will be free from shitposts.

If only it were so easy for you to escape...

>>91829886
Trump's an idiot but he might be better for not having a nuclear war since he'd more then likely say what he wanted instead of the shit Obama is trying to do.

>mfw I live near Boston and will get to play Fallout 4 irl

nice

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miss me yet?

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>>91826743
>tfw I live in between Dallas and Ft.Worth.
At least it will be quick.

>>91830024
Because its a liberal in office.

>>91829942

Numbers of same repeating order confirm yes.

>Tfw some clown faggot will be the one responsible for WW3

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>>91829733
I will live like an eskimo, I just need warning to make it to my cellar.

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>>91830055

>>91829934
>mfw it's a state capitol, and it will get slammed once in a 50 warhead scenario!

??

they're gonna hit san fran and LA rather than sacramento and boise

>>91830132
no because you and your jewish ilk are the ones who are selling this war, fuck you

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>>91830132
you got us into this mess you dumb bitch
you and your pet nigger

>>91826114
>our borders
not being your borders in fucking europe in the first place would've avoid it.

Fuck Hillary Clinton and niggers.

>>91830049
>civil war


only if trump wins and fucks with mexico

if shillary wins we'll just see another false flag operation in an attempt to attack Iran

>>91829886
You're not even married, shitposter.

>>91826633

and inexplicable income

also check'em

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>>91829733
Not everyone.

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>>91829942
Not gonna happen burger.
/pol/ has become paranoid.

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>>91830049
>Tфв

>>91829942
0

>tfw gonna hide in the mountains caves with my cave bros
>Mfw everyone is gonna dead after we get out

bye guys

>>91829942
Realistically 2 - 3
Russia is flexing its muscle hoping Obongo will get scared.

>>91829942
It'll escalate from what happens in Syria.

So you only want to panic if you hear on the news that an american plane was shot down over Syria.

At that point it's time to get in the bunker for a couple weeks.

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>>91829720
It's a shame you guys have such a large navy base and nukes there.

>Detroit
>Nuked
I see Russia wants to fix my city

>>91826446
This and the fact that there are some important gas and oil pipelines in Syria.

>>91829497
There was a biblical prophecy against Damascus/Syria that's yet to be fulfilled.
Basically, it says it would no longer be a city but a heap of ruins where no stone would sit on top the other.

Do you think the Jews know?

>>91830358
Damn, Poland simply can't catch a brake lol, i guess we'll have to liberate it once again.

>>91830522
Thanks for fixing my city

>>91829886
She's full of shit or reading liberal MSM. Russians do respect Trump and want him in the office. Eastern Europeans are afraid of Trump because he won't fuck with Russia and save their sorry asses

>>91828134
>Culvers butter burgers? Better put that on my list

>>91830522
try it Ivan

come taste my power level

Russians know we are pussies and are testing our souls.

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>>91828397
Everyone but the main orchestrators will.

>>91826743
well fuck me in the ass,
>thinking living 10 miles outside Pittsburgh would mean i was safe
see you in hell lads

>>91830592
Respect him? Maybe or maybe not? They do probably want him in office though because he will be closer to Putin than Shillary.

>>91830569
Thanks is welcome when it's due - we'll have to wait and see how everything will play out.

>>91830137
There are too many active assets in Texas for interdictionary missiles not to be fired. I love just soutwest of NAS Fort Worth, I'm not fearful.

>>91830654
The Pitt will be pretty based once the Brotherhood of Steel arrives.

>>91830479
If Yellowstone blows up this whole continent is done.

>>91830522
HE CTPEЛЯЙTE

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>>91826266

Syria is the line in the sand for Russia. They are tired of NATO creeping ever closer to their borders, which is something that NATO promised it would never attempt to do. Ultimately, Russia is also a staunch enemy of globalism, which is a goal of NATO as well.

After being abused and provoked for such a long time by NATO, Russia decided it was time to put its foot down. Emboldened by our pussy president, Putin seized his chance to set up a show down with the West by intervening in Syria.

What NATO and the West did not realize is that Russia is not fucking around this time. They just expected that Russia would piss around for a bit before flying home, but they are REALLY fucking wrong this time. This time Russia is not backing down or fucking off. They've made their stand and will do what it takes to make NATO back the fuck off.

This is NOT to say that Russia is ultimately looking for all out war, only that they are probably willing to fire on NATO assets if it comes down to it so that they can be taken seriously, which is EXACTLY why Russia installed their S-400 air defense systems EVERYWHERE.

This is getting close to the same levels of seriousness as the Cuban Missile Crisis, but Western leaders are still refusing to take Putin and Russia seriously.

Watch this speech by Peter Hitchens on Russia, it is fucking mindblowing:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyioL0jA2JA

>>91826743
>live in some part of cali no one gives a fuck about
>stull get nuked
wut da fug >:ddd

>>91829710
I do believe it. I, and other stuff, can feel it approaching. Like the end of the world is near.

I've also felt a calling, an urge to get in touch with my faith. I do believe but can you explain the prophecy in more detail so I can make better preparations?

>>91830479
>bumfuck Ohio more strategic of a target than NYC

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>>91830613
Speak for yourself. But no one sane would want Nuclear war. That's why the Cold War never ended...

pic related: part of the reason we are in this mess

>>91830680
Im 2 miles outside the blastzone, ill be ok, anyways we'll be the last to go

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>>91829850
I knew it.

>>91830711
you misspelled planet

>>91829074
Pls don't let putin fall for the bait

Will we be safe lads?

>>91830606
No, you don't get it, Canada bro summoned kek-all-mighty and envisioned that you will be successfully invaded by USgAy, you will lose your power during that invasion and we'll liberate what's left of you, again.

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>>91826114
dat reeee when someone did the same thing

>>91830711
>Yellowstone blows
>USA gone
>No one protecting Israel
>Arabs attack
>Israel enacts the Sampson Option
>Rest of the world is dead

>>91830522
>liberate

If there is a nuclear holocaust, what do you think about Spain? Will it be affected if we don't enter the war?

>>91827950
Agreed. Especially when we have P. Terry's.>>91827954

>>91830759
I think people have always felt this way desu

>>91830852
HE CTPEЛЯЙTE

>>91830861
faggots shouldn't have that big a country

>>91827419
Honesly one of the better posts on /pol/ this year. Bravo.

holy shit

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>>91826743
>tfw so irrelevant that we're safe.
feels good.

Sadly we will have to fight for burgers.

>>91830828
I just hope he'll be in good health to not fold under all this pressure, both external and internal, it really is a taxing job to be a president.

>>91827464
They want to get rid of Ben Garrison

>>91830893
Yes. You and Moortagul are fucked.

>>91831015
You and all the other islands (Hawaii, Guam, Guantanamo Bay, etc.) would probably be targeted.

>>91826266

Its in tha bible, m8

>>91830705
Im planning on being a founding member
>my great grandson will build liberty prime

>>91830937
>Let me se those hands
>Oh no, he's got a lollipop, shoot him!
>Sir, the perpetrator resisted and tried to use deadly force, we had no choise but to end him
> Good job mates, saving the day once again! Now back to your stations!

>>91831055
:(
Well at least I won't spill the spaghetti ever again

>>91826114
>Franciszkański jasnowidz przyznał, że miał wizję konfliktu nuklearnego, ale nie chciał o niej mówić. Opisał za to inną niepokojącą scenę: "Widziałem żołnierzy przeprawiających się przez morze na takich małych okrągłych stateczkach, ale po twarzach widać było, że to nie Europejczycy. Widziałem domy walące się i włoskie dzieci, które płakały. To wyglądało jak atak niewiernych na Europę. Wydaje mi się, że jakaś wielka tragedia spotka Włochy" - zdradził.

Famous polish prophet ~ said it probably more than 40 yers ago. Rip Italy

>>91826633
>tfw live 20 miles away from an arsenal that tests Anti-ballistic missile systems. I'll be fine.

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>>91826114

> Be me, born in Amerika
> Read Bible, "Flee from Babylon, she cannot escape judgement"
> Move to Chilean countrside, politically neutral, no fallout from northern hemisphere
> See this years later

>>91829543
That's creepy honestly.

>>91830893
In the unlikely event of a nuclear holocaust, nuclear winter and fallout would slowly kill the rest of the world off.

>>91831203
Father Pious of Pietrelcina said that France would suffer an economical and short but terrible war, and then it would all be done. Does that look like your prophecy?

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>>91827419
That's about likely right.

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>>91831136
FUCKING VODKA NIGGERS

>>91831332
the world would recover

you end of history faggots are annoying. there are species of fungus that literally eat radiation. they love the stuff.

the planet has ways of coping. normal life would resume some time in the future.

Putin, if you're going to cleanse Connecticut so hard, at least do California a little bit more

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>>91831203
> mfw i almost have the same abilities as this man and saw my friend got beat up outside my home before it happened

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>>91826114
fucking finally...

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>>91831373
Heh, actual nigger trying to push me into his circle, how cute.
We only play with cool boys like white americans or germans, you go and crawl in whatever shithole you came from, google.

>>91826266
>>91830734

This is pretty close.

Realistically a lot of this is geopolitics tied to the US election.

One candidate is basically willing to admit that NATO is nothing but a liability for the US (which it has been for 2 decades now), is willing to break bread with Russia and focus our efforts against the economic stranglehold China has us in.

On the other side, they want to demonize Russia and convince people they are an enemy because NATO and EU are pants-shitting terrified that Russia is going to bull back against their advances from the south and potentially even push back towards their stolen territory in the Baltic States, while bending the knee to China because they know they've already got us by the balls and will pull the rug out from under our empty currency.

Add in that the current administration wants to save face after royally fucking up in Libya and cover our shame after our bankrolling of Al-Qaeda and Islamic Front have done less to push back ISIS in the region over the past four years than Russia's done in the past 6 months with their own forces.

>>91831425
Yeah, I don't doubt the earth would cope. But how long will it take for it to fully recover? You really think your impeccable body is gonna outlast that shitstorm period?

Jeremiah 51:6-8

6 Flee out of the midst of Babylon, and deliver every man his soul: be not cut off in her iniquity; for this is the time of the Lord's vengeance; he will render unto her a recompence.

7 Babylon hath been a golden cup in the Lord's hand, that made all the earth drunken: the nations have drunken of her wine; therefore the nations are mad.

8 Babylon is suddenly fallen and destroyed: howl for her; take balm for her pain, if so be she may be healed.

Revelations 18:

1And after these things I saw another angel come down from heaven, having great power; and the earth was lightened with his glory. 2And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird. 3For all nations have drunk of the wine of the wrath of her fornication, and the kings of the earth have committed fornication with her, and the merchants of the earth are waxed rich through the abundance of her delicacies.

4And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues. 5For her sins have reached unto heaven, and God hath remembered her iniquities. 6Reward her even as she rewarded you, and double unto her double according to her works: in the cup which she hath filled fill to her double. 7How much she hath glorified herself, and lived deliciously, so much torment and sorrow give her: for she saith in her heart, I sit a queen, and am no widow, and shall see no sorrow. 8Therefore shall her plagues come in one day, death, and mourning, and famine; and she shall be utterly burned with fire: for strong is the Lord God who judgeth her.

Lament over Babylon
9And the kings of the earth, who have committed fornication and lived deliciously with her, shall bewail her, and lament for her, when they shall see the smoke of her burning,

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dear russian people, forgive mexico of this.

>>91831491
I have the same ability too but I always never guess the last three digits of the monthly lottery drawing.

Suck is the fate of a poorfag incomplete prophet

>>91831646
3-0

chau mundial en RUSIA jajajajajajajaja

>>91831203

Can you translate? I'd like to know how we are finally going out.

>>91826114
It's Putin's birthday, maybe he will wish for WW3

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>>91831586
Catch: roll tepee

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>>91831646

10Standing afar off for the fear of her torment, saying, Alas, alas, that great city Babylon, that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgment come.

11And the merchants of the earth shall weep and mourn over her; for no man buyeth their merchandise any more: 12The merchandise of gold, and silver, and precious stones, and of pearls, and fine linen, and purple, and silk, and scarlet, and all thyine wood, and all manner vessels of ivory, and all manner vessels of most precious wood, and of brass, and iron, and marble, 13And cinnamon, and odours, and ointments, and frankincense, and wine, and oil, and fine flour, and wheat, and beasts, and sheep, and horses, and chariots, and slaves, and souls of men. 14And the fruits that thy soul lusted after are departed from thee, and all things which were dainty and goodly are departed from thee, and thou shalt find them no more at all. 15The merchants of these things, which were made rich by her, shall stand afar off for the fear of her torment, weeping and wailing, 16And saying, Alas, alas, that great city, that was clothed in fine linen, and purple, and scarlet, and decked with gold, and precious stones, and pearls! 17For in one hour so great riches is come to nought. And every shipmaster, and all the company in ships, and sailors, and as many as trade by sea, stood afar off, 18And cried when they saw the smoke of her burning, saying, What city is like unto this great city! 19And they cast dust on their heads, and cried, weeping and wailing, saying, Alas, alas, that great city, wherein were made rich all that had ships in the sea by reason of her costliness! for in one hour is she made desolate.

>>91830734
what a load of bullshit. your analysis is not even superficial as it has no basis in reality. this is a gre mind at work.

I kinda understand now why the president of my country hates obonga

fucking son of a whore.

If singles no war until at least after election

>>91831594

(con't)
As such it's in the interests of the current administration, NATO, and EU to try and provoke Russia to make their claims of them being an unhinged war machine look true to the American people and world at large.

It's literally false flag bullshit that we should be ignoring (but aren't)

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we suport burgers

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>>91831646
GOG Y MAGOG

3ra guerra mundial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_jcf2pNJ18

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If nuclear war does happen at least will wake up from this simulation.

>>91831703
Cashate mogolico

>>91831846
que pedo, nos va a cargar la verga?

good thing Nobel Price of Peace winner Barrack Hussein "Everytime I see a whitey I'll shoot him likely" Obama moved some new nukes to Germany a few months ago

>>91831653
>>91831653
harp music makes you normal again, if you did not know this.

>>91831871
La tercera guerrra esta escrita en la biblia, asi es hispanos, el fin ha llegado.

>>91831871
>>91831898
>>91831846
>>91831768

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_jcf2pNJ18

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>>91831768

The Saints Rejoice
20Rejoice over her, thou heaven, and ye holy apostles and prophets; for God hath avenged you on her.

21And a mighty angel took up a stone like a great millstone, and cast it into the sea, saying, Thus with violence shall that great city Babylon be thrown down, and shall be found no more at all. 22And the voice of harpers, and musicians, and of pipers, and trumpeters, shall be heard no more at all in thee; and no craftsman, of whatsoever craft he be, shall be found any more in thee; and the sound of a millstone shall be heard no more at all in thee; 23And the light of a candle shall shine no more at all in thee; and the voice of the bridegroom and of the bride shall be heard no more at all in thee: for thy merchants were the great men of the earth; for by thy sorceries were all nations deceived. 24And in her was found the blood of prophets, and of saints, and of all that were slain upon the earth.

>>91829328
WHAT COUNTRY IS YOUR FLAG FROM

>>91827797
>Did the US just make shit up in order to go to war with Russia?

This surprises you?
They've made shit up to go to war since they've been going to war.

>>91831816
That actually makes me angry, you really support terrorist-breeding NWO just to piss Russia off? Ok, you did it, but all you'll get is worsen relationship with a country stronger than you, which, in turn, will put unnecessary stress on your military spending delaying development of crucial economic and social institutes. You are fucking yourself by your spitefull decisions.

Guis, maybe this is just to help Trump

>people will get scared
>Hillary wants to go to war with Russia
>fug.jpeg

>people get scared
>Trump wants to restore relations with Russia
>fuckin_niccee.gif

where were you when i just told you putin is a master mind and literally handing trump the election?

>>91827831
cocu

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>>91829328
Dude what dimension are you from with that flag?

>>91832018
Looks like Andorra to me

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>>91829328
what the fuck are you?

>>91829328
its moldova

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>>91832077
Stop puting your election choice in someone's hads, it's up to you to either eal a turd sandwitch or stick a giant dushe up your ass, just make an educated decision G-d damn it!

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>>91831948
в paдиoaктивный пeпeл

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>>91829328
TELL ME WHAT FLAG IS YOUR COUNTRY FROM AAAA

I SAW THIS EXACT FLAG EARLIER TODAY WTF

>>91826743
>chicago
welp
so long

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>yfw a nobel peace prize winner plunges the world into nuclear Armageddon

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>>91826114
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HILLARY CAN'T WIN THE ELECTION, WE GET WW3!

>>91831948
Чю чю

>>91826446
Wtf, I hate the US now.

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>shillary wins

>3 O clock
>russian
>RPG soldier
>100 meters
>fuck
>six
>is down