Official Happening

:O

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you aint going to do shit, my cowboy bluffin' bull shitter. :^)

It's already happened. Syria has suffered several nukes already.

>>91819157
Just hurry up and start nuking everything you fat shit

>third term for king nigger

russia pls dont start a war with us now

just let the nig bomb syria, no one cares about syria anyway

>>91819157
TOMORROW IS THE DAY BOYS!

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>>91819157
Is it habbening?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB-oJLq5rWo

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>>91819157
Obama is trying to start World War 3 with Russia to cancel the election and send some FUCKING WHITE MALES to kill each other.

Please lord kek let this happen.

>>91819157
BBBBBULLSHIT

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I do hope youve got good goyim lined up to save pissrael though, uncle samuel

because after this whole syria thing blows over, they're going to wish they never started this shit.

>>91819157
This is why I hope Hillary gets elected prez, because World War fucking Three will happen!

>>91819157
nukes don't exist they are a fiction

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>>91819843
i'm going all in with this guy
scream wolf enough times people stop listening
frig off

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>>91819970
Well, you Japs would know huh?

>>91819933
wtf i love hillary now

just kidding they have already voted for her in my name :^)

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>>91819933
>33
nice digits

>he US have been ordered to prepare for one-for-one intercontinental ballistic missile exchange(s) with Russia

Whole new meaning to 1v1 me Nuke

>nuclear strike near Israel

>>91819970
Like Hiroshima and Nagasaki???

>>91820119
RARE

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How you guys feel knowing that good people who are bros in that board will fight each other?

>>91819157
>mfw live in California, near San Fran even

plz dun bom me Rus

>>91820217
No Aquafresh, try next time

>>91819971
If there's one group of people you should never trust to know what's going on, it's dipshit enlisted men

This happens every single year now

>>91819970
two were not enough

>>91819157
I don't know about you guys, but four exclamation points seems way more credible than one.

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Thanks Obama

>>91819970
I can't believe people unironically respond to this. LOL
>>91820046
>>91820119

>>91819620
You know they will because Hillary cant win and they wouldnt be able to hid a rig.

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Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdmqJcFJKow

>>91820094
kek

>>91820256
/path of light/

>>91820256
/pol/lacks drafted on both sides fighting each other, tragic, makes me sad

https://youtu.be/yx3iqwdqIpM?t=21

>>91820423
We should drop one on you next polboy

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I hedged my life on it ending in nuclear war and it looks like everything is turning up Brian

>>91820094
really underrated

Calling panic bullshit because if this is true the cdc has royally fucked me.

What in the fuck is this site.

Thanks Hillary for killing innocent Americans, is war the only thing you like?

>>91820680
>expecting the government not to fuck you.
LMAOing@yourlife

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>>91820256
Russian song about similar situation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZZ4xKew5po

NWO miscalculated and didn't slip enough MK Ultra into the water supply for Hillary to win the election so they need to accelerate the WW3 timeline a bit

Uh guys... There is Morse code going out over the buzzer right now

PUTIN GIVES "ULTIMATUM" TO U.S.

On the same day that the US announced it was breaking-off Diplomatic cooperation with Russia in Syria, Russian President Vladimir Putin gave what Bloomberg Business News is calling "An Ultimatum" to the United States. His demands are as follows:

Roll back North Atlantic Treaty Organization infrastructure and reduce NATO personnel to September 2000 levels;
Repeal the Magnitsky Act, which imposed sanctions on Russian officials allegedly involved in human rights violations;
Repeal all U.S. sanctions against Russian individuals and businesses;
Compensate Russians for damages incurred by U.S. sanctions and by Russia’s “forced countersanctions”;
Present a “clear plan of irreversible destruction” of U.S. surplus plutonium.

To quote Bloomberg directly, they said "Putin might as well have said the program will resume when hell freezes over." Their story is HERE.

So our mass-media is laughing this off. Oh. Since Bloomberg Business News used the word "Ultimatum" to describe Putin's communication, we'll just ask: "What usually happens after an Ultimatum is given?" War.

>>91819876
they don't actually care about israel

the richest merchants are in the US, Luxembourg, Switzerland, etc

>>91820863
Anybody know what it translates too?

>>91819157
i really wish the underage " race war now " and " nuclear war " kiddos would get the fuck off /pol

>>91820256
feels bad, the world should be uniting to nuke Brazil (no offense)

>>91820926
It's gibberish. A computer.

>>91820926
I don't speak beep-boop, but the buzzer fucking never transmits shit like this. Iirc the last time it lit up and sent shit out other than the usual buzz was when shit kicked off in Ukraine

>>91820896


lol what you take these people for idiots?

you think they dont know who calls the shots in washington and the pentagon?

who orders the bombs to drop in which part of the world?

They've got a better intelligence network than your shithole will ever have.

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>>91819157
Im genuinely afraid of this. I live in the San Diego county and we have countless Marine and Navy bases here. If shit hits the fan, do you think Mexico will be affected by this? As in it gets targeted?
I dont want to leave the states but, im not in the military to fight and im too fat to join anytime soon in case war breaks out within the year or so. Going down to Mexico might be my only chance.

>>91821065
spotted the migrant

>>91820980
no, the world should be united for cruzades 2.0

>superstation95

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>>91821105
What the fuck are you doing in San Diego? Are you illegal?

>>91821179
>95

>>91821105
fucking basement dwelling neckbeard goddamn gullible retards

Nothing going out on 8992, not sure what to make of this

>>91821179
Exactly what is this shit site who is dicks you all are sucking right now

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>>91820094
LOL
O
L

This is Russian disinfo. Nothing to see here

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currently stationed in Alaska. Always on QRF due to my stations placement and importance to Pacific Theater. However, I have not had any fucking PSA about geting my gear ready or nothing. Instead i'm in the barracks drinking a beer.

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>>91821359

>>91821359
but but but
RACE WAR NOW
and
WW3
like for real this time!!!!!one!111!

>>91821507
War with Russia is coming up fast, anon.

>>91820540
stop telling people, we multiply only through marriage and procreation at this point.

>>91819333
you can say that again!

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>>91821238
I live here and no.

>>91821648
just like the race war.
i believe you

>>91821649
How are you going to do that when we all kill each other on some sandy battlefield?

>>91821105

Look, this is going to be hard to believe. I used to be scared too, but the truth is, its science fiction at best.

Right now, Russia and the US are playing chicken. We are being told to poke the bear so we can create a scary enough situation to recreate the big red boogeyman. But the reality is this

Regardless of who fires first, last, or anywhere in-between, nuclear war is still MAD. Its unwinnable. Trust me, if we thought we could win it, we would of blown russia up years ago, same goes for russia to us.

However, neither country wants to concede here, it to important, so we are throwing up the threats and hoping for a backing down.

Rest assured, nuclear war is about as likely as world peace.

>>91821105
Dawg. If war breaks out where its bad enough that you have to flee san diego into mexico; you're already going to be dead or conscripted.

If you're serious about your own perception you should leave NOW before the shit hits the fan so you already have residency and maybe a job in mexico.

>>91821451
Stationed in the Pacific. We haven't heard about any of this, but I honestly don't think we would get word on a nuclear strike until it was already happening. No sense in causing an unnecessary panic.

>>91821715
You're right, this sounds like they want to open peace talks
https://youtu.be/-wCwJ8pfXXo

>>91821827
lies lies lies
race war now!
WW3!

>Elect white presidents
>Wars every now and then but things don't go to shit to much
>Elect a nig
>Manages to start WW3

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>>91819157

50 hours
25 links
3 threads
ahead of you buddy

based idaho was here *^_^*


http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/91535002/#q91568023

>>91821719
I like to think of /pathoflight/ like Highlander meets Yugioh. First one to collect all of the cards wins... Something.

>>91822028
But it's not Obama's fault! He took over in such a bad state because of how fucking stupid George Bush was!

>>91821827
This is literally Cold War part II. Nothing will happen. Just a whole bunch of politics with poker face. As one anon said, you're all gullible idiots.

https://youtu.be/Gfyw7Uz8_2A

Who else is going to see this awesome movie

>>91821827
Russians have civil defense infrastructure. The website says they have been running a 3 day drill with millions of civilians inside of them.

If your population can survive, then nuclear war is not unwinnable.

>>91819620

That's still not how shit works retard.

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>>91819157
Just shut down the atoms

>>91821719
You make sure you marry and pump one in before you leave to kill your brothers, make sure to leave instructions for the kid.

Strap the card and hope you'll be spared if taken prisoner.

>>91819717
Thats the libcuck dream right there

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>>91822335
KEK

PRIOR "ODD" ACTIONS IN EUROPEAN GOVERNMENTS HINTED AT COMING DISASTER

On August 22, The BBC in London reported that the government of Germany had begun urgently telling their citizens to store emergency food and water "in case of a disaster which threatens our existence." That story remains on the BBC web site.

Days after Germany told its citizens to stock up on food and water, the Czech news channel CT24 broadcast a message from the government telling citizens to ‘prepare for the worst’.

Czech media sources reported that in the event of a national crisis, the food needs of the country will not be met.

Days after that, Finland began telling its citizens to begin stockpiling food and water.

Throughout all of this, the US mass-media remained totally silent on this bizarre and terrifying news . . . . and they're remaining silent on this Russian "Exercise" putting 40 million citizens into Bomb Shelters this week!

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>>91819157
> Based Putin is going to solve the refugee crisis.

Today was a good day.

>>91822392
So I should just let a generation of single moms and government handouts continue unchecked?

THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5-xnJCFgzY

>>91822158
Lel. Everything Bush left him was manageable if Obama was the least bit competent.

>Keep garrison force in Iraq like West Germany after WW2
>Leave Libya the fuck alone
Literally the only things he had to do and the middle east would be far more peaceful

>>91822335
I nuked your wife's butt and I know for a fact there is no way to shut down the atoms.

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>>91821105
GO TO SAN FELIPE

REMEMBER GUYS

SAN FELIPE

IT'S THE LOCATION OF /PATH OF LIGHT/

FOR FUCK SAKES, NEVER EVER FORGET

SAN

FELIPE

>>91821105
>fleeing your country when things get rough
Kill yourself.

>>91821507
Race war is real though. nuclear war isn't likely at all though. Is this a new shill tactic?

>>91822263
but the population wouldn't survive the fallout...

>>91819157
raaaape~@! obama!

>>91820827
what about Ruskiye rubyat ruskih by Lubeh?

>>91822335
The eternal Anglo in action

>>91822004
What does the race war have to do with ww3? A race war is much more likely than ww3. it doesn't have to be both or none

In the upcoming Wikileaks files Clinton discusses Russia and guarantees war with Russia before the start of 2018. Unless Trump wins we're all fucked.

>>91820456
what does that image mean

>>91822670
why san felipe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Felipe,_Chile
is a crappy city

>>91820544
Its this reason alone I always thought another world war would be impossible, the internet has made all of us friends and we don't see the countries as enemies but just as seperate institutions.

>>91820456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FnvqR_9rtU

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>>91819157
welp, I'm in SoCal and the only place safe looks to be Bakersfield

But eventually the radiation will ill me, it'll be like Fallout 1, I'll just go to Edwards AFB and see whats left.

>>91822543
You are against economic support for the family of fallen soldiers?

It won't happen.

Oba wants trump to make an ass of himself by saying something the press can hammer him on. Problem is, if we go to war again it just proves how badly we need a change of leadership in this country.

I hope we can stay bros, Ruskies.

>>91822263

Ok look, lets say the bunker survives several direct ICBMs, or hell even just SSBMs because somehow we went down in the first strike before we retaliated.
Do you think it just ends? No, missles keep fucking firing.

So lets say they survive that much, then we detonate one for the intent of creating a massive EMP effect, knocking out any electricity and power they may have functioning down there.
Industrial generators have some form of electronic motor management to regulate voltage and output. Hell a sufficient enough blast will just cause internal arcing.

So lets say they don't die to being trapped underground with no power. They come up to what? A polluted broken wasteland, the remains of their nation completely uninhabitable.


I mean, if they managed to live, and managed to get to civilization, they aren't starting new fucking Russia. They are refugees at the mercy of a world that just face near Armageddon from the Russian/US dick fighting

>>91823176
Im against killing white people for zog.

>>91822985
Mexico you dumbfuck

>superstation

Do you think this might be the big one?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/russia-prepares-citizen-nuclear-war-8971068#ICID=sharebar_twitter

URGENT UPDATE 3:45 PM EDT --

The United States has just announced it has cut off all bilateral cooperation with Russia inside Syria. US State Department official announcement HERE

This is basically saying the US is planning to use military force inside Syria and they know it will involve attacks upon Russian forces inside Syria . . . but they're doing it anyway. This is very likely to be how and where the war breaks out, and the reason Russia is moving its citizens into Bomb Shelters.

SOURCE OF RUSSIA DRILL INFO: http://www.interfax.ru/russia/530781

9:48 AM EDT 10-3-2016 -- Confirmation by Russian Television (RT): https://russian.rt.com/article/323947-mchs-privlechyot-40-millionov-chelovek-na-trenirovku

Additional Confirmation by Ria Novasti News Service: https://ria.ru/society/20161002/1478319561.html

>>91823167
>tfw on presidio of monterey
I'm gonna die here aren't I and not from fucking korean

>>91821278
No basements in San Diego, you google

>>91823249
I'm not going to respond to all of your points, but good civil defense infrastructure can last through nearly anything. Direct hits may break through if not built very deep underground, but direct hits are unlikely. Power can be kept, fallout passes with time.

Survival is possible.

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>>91823249
>EMP shielding isn't real guise

1x Sky King just now

>>91823366
>moving its citizens to bomb shelters

HAHAHAHAHAHA
The only ones going to bomb shelters in any case are ultra-rich and their immediate friends.
Working class gets the shaft, even though it footed the bill.

>>91823690
The sad truth my friend

>>91819157
boring LARP with better sauce next time fag liker.

>>91823411
Ehh its Army, you might be a third option target.

You retreat inland far enough and get into the Sierra Nevadas and hope you don't get nuked.

>>91823167
Goddamn it SoCal gets fucked over in literally every scenario. First the earthquke thing that could happen at any time and now this. We don't even have anything important here, fuck off.

>tfw live next to NORAD/NORCOM
I'm guaranteed toast

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>>91822672
Fuck you. 6'2 and over 330lbs. I continue to try and lose weight but, im lock in a continues struggle. I go down, I go up and so on and so on.
I dont want to be a good for nothing civilian that does shit but, as I have said I cant exactly join and fight for the country on a whim.
A man like me would find suicide for fleeing the United States a fitting punishment but, I would I dont think I would because suicide is for the biggest and most degenerate of faggots. I would live out in shame for the rest of my life.
Nothing is good.

>>91823690
War

War never changes

Would an EMP affect DVDs?

Are biscuit tins adequate as a farraday cage?

I wonder how the stuxnet prime leak and auction plays into all of this.

So, in the hypothetical, would they mass bomb the entire US at once, or would it start with only a couple strikes?

>>91823771
>sad truth.
No, we get to witness the fireworks. They will hide behind granite and concrete weeping for the rest of their lives, knowing they have destroyed human kind.
They might see the pictures, but we will experience the show. We have already seen the pictures and frankly it does nothing for me.

Let it rain nukes on all horizons, I'm not afraid because i have a place in Valhalla.

What are the chances of ww3? People say nukes wont drop but i mean we are over populated/destroying earth anyway and we know thier are private sectors with tech none of us know about. What are the outcomes we face if we do go to ww3?

>>91824612
most likely they would launch a strike at a single target. most likely LA or NYC

>>91824707
no civil defense = gg no re

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>live right next to a bomber/fighter wing
I'll be alright, right?

>>91824756
I think many many gentelmen around the world would like to see a giant radioactive mushroom grow over jew york above anywhere else

I honestly dont blame them

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>>91823690
We can all agree on that friend.
Let's just have faith that our respective countries wont take things to that extreme.

>>91821886
Yeah, you guys are pretty much instafucked over there. Rip in pepperoni familia.

>>91819726
UK's gonna get nuked too, faggot.

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>>91821105
OH NO HE BROKE HIS BACK... AGAIN!

>>91823167
Would rather die from a Nuke than live in Bakersfield.

>>91820256
Nah, the war happening in the first world will only be through nukes.

>>91821105
lawl he going to need another wheelchair after that stunt

>>91820456
Pleb, at least post the best song from the entire series

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIZpIamuO5g

>>91819876
>Uncle Sam
>Uncle Samuel

fuck I never even put that together until now

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>>91819157
>https://www.superstation95.com/index.php/world/2176

Are you fucking kidding me?

What kind of shit source is this? God damn /pol/ why are you doing this to yourself?

>>91823690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTafZRecy2k
Might as well pour one out as we wait for our rich overlords to level the planet.

>>91819933
whoa interesting take. i tihnk you may have changed my stance

Suppose nuclear Armeggdon comes, anons

Whats your plan?

I sit out side
enjoy the cool fall air while I can.
Maybe make a phone call to that special lady
Play with my dogs
Play with my niece
Read a good book

Everyone who supports the use of nukes is fucking dumb, it poisons not only the land but the entire planet, one time you shout about crusades another you want to blow up the entire Earth. I support Trump too, but for fuck sakes use your brains or please tell me that you're being ironic.

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>>91825176
>again

>>91825666


>666


I wont tell you my plans, satan

>>91825675
You ever hear that story about the Russian submarine that thought Moscow was nuked and had standing orders to nuke Washington, but the one of the guys who had the keys refused to do it because mutually assured destruction is fucking stupid?

I like that guy.
We should all be more like that guy.

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIZpIamuO5g

Anyone who complains is
>12 o'clock
> Enemy
>Abrams
>200

>>91825675
nuclear crusades bro

DEUS NUCLEAR

>>91820257
Nuclear radiation would only make San Francisco better at this point, I'm afraid. >>

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>>91820544
More than that, depending on how much redpill you've taken, you are literally murdering and dying as poor slaves for a system you both hate.

>Russia and NATO destroy each other

Who inherits the Earth?

>>91819157
Terrible sauce sauce is bad

>>91825844
>RPG soldier
>200 meters
>oh no
>six
>is down

>>91826142
that game gave me PTSD

>>91825666
Go innamountains, find cave I know about, get ready to hit Russia back

These threads are created by CTR.

Sage.

>>91819157
Real news headlines use exclamation points.
Really.
Using three means this is really, REALLY real.

>>91826375
the community was the best, they hacked the shit out of this game enabling so many mods.


ARMA 3 is dead in comparison

>>91826008
Finland does. We have a huge army and we are not a NATO country, we will prevail. Prepare for the rule of the MEME EMPIRe

>>91826142
>Five
>Where are you?
>Fuck man down!

>>91826529
True. I still remember playing custom missions we made in LAN with like 10 friends. It was amazing but tank AI was broken as fuck.

FORWARD
HALT
FORWARD
FAST
HALT
LEFT
HALT
Go to tree 12 o'clock
CAN"T GET THERE

fucking game....

>>91823299
Are you going to create db thread?

>>91825247
This tbqh desu

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>live in middle of nowhere
>hot as fuck
>could do with a bit of nuclear winter
Are there any negatives to World War III?

>>91823167
Welp off to lake havasu I go, think ill start up the NCR when its all over.

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>>91819157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM-hcgv0J3k

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>tfw america starts another war

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>>91826656

>"Cannot execute adjust coordinates."
> "need SITREP"
> "Where are you?"
> "Where are you?"
> "Where are you?"
> "Where are you?"
> "Under Fire"
> "Two, is down"
> "Fuck! Three, is down"
> "This is four takin-"
> "Fuck! Four, is down!"

>>91819970
We all know what really ended the war in the Pacific was a Kamehameha battle between your emperor and a time-traveling Donald Trump

>>91819157
>Further, those conversations have included warnings to families to immediately RELOCATE away from US Military bases which are expected to be targets of any intercontinental attack.


nah senpai. stop larping.

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>>91826572

>>91823167
Death Valley shall be my salvation! I will survive on the irony

>>91822670
i live next to san felipe, why there?

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Well, boys, I reckon this is it - nuclear combat toe to toe with the Roosskies. Now look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin' on back there. And I got a fair idea the kinda personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about nuclear combat. I want you to remember one thing, the folks back home is a-countin' on you and by golly, we ain't about to let 'em down. I tell you something else, if this thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be, I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's over with. That goes for ever' last one of you regardless of your race, color or your creed. Now let's get this thing on the hump - we got some flyin' to do.

>>91826947
>rest of the world blows each other up

we might actually start making shit over here again.

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Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPwW7RaPO_g

>>91822973
>from the artist (1 of 2)

This is sort of an unorthodox dedication to 9th of May and my country in general.

Whils being patriotic, I'm not at all hurray-patriotic. I love Russia not for the golden filligree of her culture and shit. No. I love my country for all the things the western - and eastern - cultures deem us the epitome of evil.

Knowing english and using internet allows one to gather a big massive of opinions, and I do know how the western media and history portrays my country and my people. It's funny in a sense that we russians are unlucky to be lilly-white.
Hating on non-whites for their culture or life-style is deemed bad and racist. Hating on yourself is absurd. So Russia had become this salvating island where the tabooes doesn't work. We're white, and therefore guilty of all that the other whites try to wash off. Occupation, repression, genocide. This major misunderstanind in the midst of the western civilization, at least it's modern variant, possibly lies in the fact - and this is what I depicted - that we're a warrior nation. Our history is a string of wars, fight for survival, betrayals and not very successful attempts at building a peaceful, if opportunistic society in the veing of western european ones. That's why we were usually late to the happy tiems - when western europeans had their civilized inner conflicts and regulated war, we were dying and fighting - with and by the hands of enemies outer and inner. Perhaps it's the reason why we suck at helping ourselves at times of peace but unite when war is about.

>>91828184
>(2 of 2)
That's the paradox of the national character.

Who ever comes here - dies here. It's a burial ground, in the end.

So I illustrated that. If we're deemed the ultimate evil on Earth - we might well be it. No matter how much time Russia would be declared broken apart, it's population dying out, it's defenses shut down - we'll rise again. It happened many, many times.
Not like a phoenix, none of that romantical crap. Rise like a fucking zombie to lay waste to whoever thinks that they've won and overcome us.

Only we had created the Dead Hand, the automatized system of nuclear revenge strike, that would obliterate the enemy even if the whole country becomes a lifeless wasteland. If there's no one alive here - the dead will fight and ensure that we'll be avenged.

That's what I salute to - to our russian inability to be merciful both to our foes and to ourselves.

That's the driving spirit. I'm proud of my country's history and I'm proud to live in what is considered to be a corrupted hellhole. Because in the end, it's a challenge.
And challenges make worthy people.

>>91824561
I had a good laugh, but then I seriously wondered what an EMP would do to DVDs

>>91819333

:D

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Democrats finally getting what they want. Thanks Hillary, thanks Obama. I hope it happens fast

>All those people who are too addicted to video games and will probably die of boredom
How are you going to stave off the boredom when the EMPs make phones, laptops and all other manner of electrical things obsolete? I've got a massive backlog of books on hand.

>>91820256
/pol/

we'll be ok

> Google Russia
> First news story is about WW3 with Russia
FML

>>91824756

It doesn't work like that. If a single nuke is launched we have to launch everything. We wouldn't know what Russia is up to but all we know is that nuclear weapons have been released, so we have to get all our missiles out of the ground before they are destroyed.

>>91824959
No. The first targets to get hit with multiple warheads are army bases. Naval ports. Missile silos and airforce bases. You're especially fucked if your base house b52s as Russia will try to destroy them before they can arm with nukes and head to Russia.

>>91828931

This genuinely makes me all giddy, I must be a sociopath or something.

>>91821827
Thank you for helping me sleep tonight anon

>>91825122
>UK's gonna get nuked too, faggot.
Yeah they'll target London, wow what a loss >_>

>yfw I live in Boston

A-a-am I gonna be ok?

>>91821105
>I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS

>>91829285
<_< total loss

>>91829352
fuck no, any place that has fuck tons of people is going to get nuked.

>>91829044
Fuck I live next top a B52 base
how fucked am I pol?

SKYKING, SKYKING, SKYING, DO NOT ANSWER:

SNOWFALL

TIME: ONE ZERO

AUTHENTICATION: X-RAY NOVEMBER

I SAY AGAIN:

KYKING, SKYKING, SKYING, DO NOT ANSWER:

SNOWFALL

TIME: ONE ZERO

AUTHENTICATION: X-RAY NOVEMBER

THIS IS ANDREWS OUT

>>91827814
>China and Ruskis fight US and Europe
>Australia flies under the radar and becomes new superpower

It's a longshot friend, but a man can dream

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I don't mind.
I just want my fucking cutie to get here from europe before the bombs drop
>tfw australia is the future

So the gov. is going to start a war with russia to prevent a potential Trump victory or civil unrest from a clinton victory postponing the elections... either way something big is definitly gonna happen

So wait, what the fuck actually is happening?

I don't see how we're close to nuclear war. Not over Syria, at least.

Are there any legit sources for any of this?

>>91829352
Same here, man. We're doomed. Best thing we could do is run to the White Mountains and hope things don't get too bad up there. Should be fairly safe. See you in Lincoln, my brother.

RIP anyone in NE coast if this goes down

you guys are fucked more than anyone

>>91819333
fucking leaf with trips

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/717446/russia-evacuate-40-million-people-emergency-drill-vladimir-putin-ww3

>>91829774
Glad you know what all that means anon.

>>91830158
Google Russia threatens us there's some legit sites reporting

>>91829774
Wait, what does this mean? Did... did they launch a nuke?

>>91825176
Nice flag

>>91819933
nope checkem

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>>91830038
that better be a birthmark

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>>91819157
RIP Burgerland, we will remember you.

>>91829774

>Trying to figure out SKYKING calls without the one-time cipher
>Ever

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>>91830601
This won't spread to me, r-right?

>prepare

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>>91830601
I still have absolutely no idea why, in the 500 nuke scenario, the I-4 corridor gets blown to fuck. It's literally just a big swamp with a theme park built on top of it.

I mean, 2000 nukes, I can understand, and I can understand Miami and along the coast (and Tampa because of the air force base) but why is central florida a big target?

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>>91821451
Anchorage reporting in, thanks man. I can go to sleep now.

>>91830601
>tfw town is so shitty russia wont even nuke you
Ok.....

>>91830475
That's some autistic focus on what's most likely string from the stockings senpai.

>>91819157
Real Thread Theme

>>91829774
>kyking

>>91819391
Do not awaken the sleeping giant. We have more resources than any of you. More ingenuity. And we can summon a nigger army of 20,000,000 at will.

>>91831132
https://youtu.be/rrgbtqHGuuw?list=PLC5347E40CB062A50

>>91831014
Disneyland must go.

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>>91831014
because we can

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>>91819157
Thanks Obongo, king of Congo Bongo

>>91819333
Of all posters in this board it had to be a leaf. What a waste.

>>91829774
>>91830603
well, we can't figure out everything, but do not answer is used to prevent skyking from being tracked by enemy radar, so if they're using that it's got to be a situation where they're worried about being targeted or being put at a strategic advantage by having location known

There's a vein on the side of my peanus weenus that has never been there before. It isn't blue like the rest through, and it's very hard, even when not erect. What's wrong with my peanus weenus?

>>91831277
you just lost to Colombia

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>>91819157
tfw Russia is the good guy in Syria and we're the bad guys pretending Russians are hacking everything and ruining our election.

>>91831254
>>91831212
>>91831277

Welp, looks like it's going to be the 90's again.

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>>91831316
>>91831254
>>91831212

Well if you take Colombia as representing all the latinos flooding into the USA, then yes.

>>91831293
YOU SLUTS HELP

>>91831293
aids

Always thought the syria war would unify rsuuian-us relations. But no, the dogs in Washington would rather play chicken with Russia rather than cooperate

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>>91825836

So pretty much this show.

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>>91831212
>Colombia making fun of Canada

>>91831254
>Leaf shitposting

>>91831277
>Wins against the US

A F U C K I N G L E A F

F
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>>91823167
I'll just go to Edwards AFB
Ill see you there if anything happens

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>>91831167
It's Disney World.
And honestly, back in the 90's, DW and Universal were awesome to grow up with.

Enjoy your shitty fly-by-night carnivals with 0 health and food regulations.

>>91831171
You're just jealous that all your theme parks are soviet death camps and the gulag that are only open 10 days out of the year when they can thaw the gate enough to open it.

>>91819157
>>91830773
>>91830773
>>91830773
>>91830773
>>91830773

Hahaha I already have all my gear and relocated to a very rural area full of nothing but hard working white people.

Have fun in your death trap cities anons. BTW don't try to run out here, we're shooting all the city folk that flee out here and taking their expensive shit.

>>91819448
nice shitposting

So just read every single bit of that and... Fuck. Is this a valid source? Thats actually terrifying.

>>91831595
The old people in charge of the US seem to think McCarthyism is still a thing people take seriously and that the Berlin Wall is still up. The younger generation doesn't give a flying fuck, the same way they don't care about relations with Cuba or Vietnam.

>>91831638
Iam jealous because you are 60% white

Lord Kek please hear my plea.If the digits insist let this happening exist.

>>91831681
>Shooting survivors

Literally worse than niggers

>>91831800
good job man

>>91831813
>survivors
you mean looters who were dumb enough not to have gotten their shit straight before the happening? whatever their race they're niggers to us rural people

we'll keep your women and shit though

>>91831800
HE'S HERE

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>>91831800

>>91822670

What the fuck is this path of light shit that's suddenly being posted everywhere? I was off /pol/ for, like, 2 hours tops.

>>91832004
it's nothing go back to bed newfag

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>>91831423
>>91831439
>yfw we can't participate on that international green card lottery because we send too many people there already
We may as well start counting that scum as part of our exports.

>>91831601
Sometimes I wonder if both Aussies and Leaves represent the chaotic duality of our desires and disgusts as kek cultists. While aussies always give, Canadians take.

>>91832000
n-noooooo

>>91831879
>We still gon keep the womenz n sheeeiiit Dawg don't chu worry

>>91831800
YOU FOOL YOUVE DOOMED US ALL

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Russia is a big country, they really should just spread the butter wide and thin.

>>91832030

I've probably been around here for years longer than you have, shitblister.

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>>91831800
>>91832000

>>91819391
For that Poland gets just a little bit nuked too maybe that will teach you to say mean things on the internet.

>>91831800
>>91832000
If singles no happening

>>91820256
If they do a draft the first thing I'll do is go kill the nearest senator.

I'm not dying on a battlefield, I'll die in my homeland instead.

>>91832330
That's not how it works. You have to outdo their digits to reverse it.

You'd need to get quads.

>>91820940
Underrated post

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>>91832335
>first thing I'll do is go kill the nearest senator

Meanwhile:
>Whoa, Agent Johnston look at this post

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>>91831800
PRAISE KEK

>>91832067
What did you think this vast un-nuked area called rural America would just be full of stimpacks, extra ammo, and un-owned beds to sleep in?

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>>91832520
I live across the street from my VPN, I'll have the perfect opportunity for putting a hole in the back of any of those fucks.

I live my life waiting in ambush.

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>>91820256
Eh, I only care about the Finns, Estonians, Latvians and Hungarians on this board and we'll all probably be on the same side, killing Ruskies...

I can live with that.

.tfw you high-five an Eesti bro after you kill a Russian with a Molotov.

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>>91832000

Kek pls forgive me

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>>91831681
>>91831813
>>91831879
>(((survivors)))

Funny, I'm pretty sure there won't be any survivors past a few weeks

Nukes will blow up massive clouds of radioactive fallout and blanket the entire country while blotting out the sun

Temp will drop drastically and almost everything will be irradiated, industrial chemical plants will be pumping out toxic clouds from the massive fires engulfing whats left of the cities along with any supplies you thought would magically survive a nuclear weapon

You will be dead and any children you plan on having will have such major birth defects you will put them down yourself, then you and everyone else will starve and die in a black hole after all the resources run dry

There wont be any "looting" because the entire country will be a radioactive nightmare, even if you think your smart with your bugout kits and innawoods home

And don't think this just applies to us burgers you fucking shitskins, once this happens the clock starts until human extinction as the planets climate shits itself into oblivion and you all live the rest of your miserable lives in freezing irradiated shacks

>>91832699
does this mean it's happening still?

>>91832621
Faggot I live in rural America. I'd expect people to not chimpout and start shooting people like pavement apes gone wild.

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>>91832000
PRAISE KEK

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>>91832652
>Oh wait nevermind, it's a deepcover ATF agent trying to infiltrate a militia group through the notorious alt-right board.

>>91823366
Hey fuckwad, Russia stated a week ago they'd be doing a large scale emergency training exercise involving like 50000 personnel, 40000 of which were to be civilians doing nuclear survival prep training for bunkers etc.
This is likely what's habbedig

Quads says that war begins tomorrow.

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>>91832730
>Funny, I'm pretty sure there won't be any survivors past a few weeks
>Nukes will blow up massive clouds of radioactive fallout and blanket the entire country while blotting out the sun
No, this is 1950's scare garbage. Modern nukes are pretty clean, very little fallout.

>Temp will drop drastically and almost everything will be irradiated, industrial chemical plants will be pumping out toxic clouds from the massive fires engulfing whats left of the cities along with any supplies you thought would magically survive a nuclear weapon
No this isn't true either, except in the immediate areas of these plants.

>You will be dead and any children you plan on having will have such major birth defects you will put them down yourself, then you and everyone else will starve and die in a black hole after all the resources run dry
Nah you're stuck in the city probably, you'll die but I'm comfy.

>There wont be any "looting" because the entire country will be a radioactive nightmare, even if you think your smart with your bugout kits and innawoods home
Nah, because I chose to bug in, in an area far from any targets right on the coastline in the pacific NW

>And don't think this just applies to us burgers you fucking shitskins, once this happens the clock starts until human extinction as the planets climate shits itself into oblivion and you all live the rest of your miserable lives in freezing irradiated shacks
This is just 1950's era doomsday bullshit anon. I'm not even worried, it's going to be a bit toasty but I'll be just fine.

The city cucks who try to "head for the hills" though? They're going to be our source of free stuff and Strange Meat which we will export to the Chinese.

>>91832730
>blanket the entire country
That's where you're wrong. There are key points in the Rockies and Ozarks which will be 100% immune to Nuclear fallout regardless of where the strike happens. A few can even survive direct strikes.

If you want to live find mountain cover.

>>91832676
in reality, you'll lie under the tank tracks
around the next corner will be me , with bullet in my head

>>91832754
Wait until 1/2 million city dwellers start camping on "your" land anon.

I'm calling you as a chimptarded kidlet living in the city.

>>91825836

Not exactly true, it was a nuclear torpedo and not an ICBM that could have hit Washington. The captain wanted to use it against the American warships for some crazy ass reason.

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>>91832424
If singles this anon's mother dies in her sleep tonight

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>>91831597

Such great potential but was pretty disappointing.

>>91833002

The only decent sized city in my state is St. Louis. And that's 2 or 3 hours away.

>>91831813

>Unironically thinking Billybob and Merl are going to let a bunch of city slickers Niggerfy their towns in a time of crisis.

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>>91832984
Eh, as long as I can kill two Russians before I die, I'm okay with that.

You Commies will never re-take Estonia as long as I live.

I will slaughter any of you aiming a rifle at my beloved Baltics.

>>91819333
FPBP

Who's pushing the nuclear war may may? Is it Russia, the US establishment, or the US fringe left/right?

>>91831014
Kennedy space centre?

>>91833263
the police of my city will take over Estonia in a day , you'll have to hurry

>>91833263
desperate to have european heritage beacuse part of a bastardized nation

classic murican

>>91820863
>>91820926
wtf is the buzzer?

>>91823249
But Russia is already a broken, unhabitable wasteland. So nothing would change for them, Slavs thrive in such environments.

>>91833246
yep

this

the sheriff will block the one road into the area

in the mountain pass where the blockage goes will be a number of new deputies with their cherry rifles waiting to drop the first person who doesn't say "yes sir" when he tells them to turn their shit around and go back...

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>>91832957
np just wanted some (you)'s while you guys were arguing how you were gonna spend your Fallout fantasies in real life

Hope you guys got your Pip-boys ready for your life in the Wasteland

>>91820456
/k/ has HAPPENING THREADS down to an art.

the true theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eQQKVKjifQ

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>>91833356
If it must be, it must be.

I will fortify Nimeta Barr in Tallinn and meet my death there, Comrade.

>>91833524
i'm telling you you idiot i'll be fine

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>>91833474
Cheeky Norway, kek

>>91820885
Are you serious? I just got money, and now we're on the brink of a nuclear annihilation. Come onnnnnn

>>91819157
Oh please... Nobody's fucking using nukes. Settle down, Beavis.