HURRICANE MATTHEW GENERAL - FUCKING HUGE EDITION HITTING F

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FIRST FOR CAT 5 SOON

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>130 mph
F

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>>91746750
first for UNF and JAX

Whats your guess how many will die


I say 2000

>>91746750
May Matty kill all the liberals.

I live in B section of Palm Coast, FL. Don't know where to evacuate at all.

Anyone nearby know how hard the storm will hit here?

>>91746750
When will it reach the beach?

Anons post your barricaded houses if you live on the east side of Florida

How many hours till the bodies start to roll in?

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Y EEEAAAHH

>>91746866
KEK has spoken

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Posting latest NWS warning map

the most any 2000-present florida hurricane has killed was 14 people.
considering 20 million people live here that means you have literally over a one in a million chance that you will die
just hunker down, get ready for power outages, and if you're on the COASTLINE, leave.

CATEGORY 5

>>91746884
hits America in 10 hours, currently RAPING bahamas

>>91746851
6 million is the narrative I'm stickin to

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From The Weather Channel Android App: https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/video/hurricane-matthew-lashing-the-bahamas?pl=pl-editor-picks

Most recent update I got

Stay safe bruvs

Reminder to all Floridians that we'd better take a nice shower now because God knows when the power's coming back.

>>91746851
Including or not including haiti

1800 in haiti
200 in florida, 28 elsewhere.

>>91746881
Don't know about section B, but between Melbourne and Jacksonville beach will be the hardest hit.

F

>>91746841
At least good cities are safe

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>>91746750
I can't wait to get fucked

>>91746851
more like 60ish. Usually old people who can't prepare and get abandoned or killed by debris

>>91746851
50

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqfExHpvLRY

Press F to pay respects.

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>>91746888
i taped my windows with rubbish bags

>muh guns
>muh freedum
>muh burgers

>gets ass raped by storm

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>do shrooms
>windy as hell outside
>see this
>look at a saved page of catalog /sci/ with party hats everywhere
It's really happening isn't it?

westcoast fag here

when is this shit gonna hit?
I wanna see florida people getting rekt

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some of you guys are alright
don't go to florida

>Tampa
>cloudy skies and some rain
>meanwhile the entirety of the east coast gets washed away

It's fucking nothing as always

stormcams

earthcam dot com forwardslash events forwardclash extremeweather

>fucking overkill gay spam filter

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>>91746939

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>>91746841
>West Palm only 73

Thank Christ, I was shitting bricks when it was predicted to land here at like 140 mph. With this trend in predictions it's largley the upper half of Florida that needs to be worried. Miami dodge a goddamn bullet.

>>91747006
EURO running

>>91746827
Scat 5.....literally shit flying!

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>>91747025

>Like a preteen under the Daytona Beach pier, we were about to get fucked.

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>UN Trucks spotted weeks ago
>CAT5
>Louisiana all over again
>Anarchy spreads
> Fucking nig nogs make city states
>Police is dead and now nomads
>Fucking stalker in the US


Is this true pol?

im going to get a shower, i should be back before this thread hits 300.

dont post to fast friends

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Miami here.

Safe to go out now? Looks like it is going North. I want to go play.

>>91746851
Over 9000

>>91747156
Anon, it's already destroyed West Palm in that image. It lands in ft. Lauderdale / West Palm.

>>91747067

Hope that holds. Where you at?

https://www.windytv.com/?27.108,-79.211,7

>>91747210
Nope it's a Cat 4.

UMM HEY GUYS

TROPICAL STORM NICOLE IS NOW HURRICANE NICOLE BY THE WAY

Anyone else suicidal and kind of hoping they die in this storm?

My life is fucking shit and I just want it to end. I'm hoping a branch comes through my window and impales me or something.

>>91747140
we still have like 20 more hours, it could still move West

Who's ready for Immense Human Suffering?

>>91747324
Still, high damage

>>91747351
>STILL no anime avatars for these storms

>>91746851
1 or 2 dumbasses that go out swimming during the storm, calling it now.

>>91747210
> Fucking nig nogs make city states
Sounds like libertarian paradise.

>>91747210
Everybody in Florida has guns. The Cubans and Puerto ricans will see to it that mayhem is put down. There will be no looting.

>>91747006
Aiready done. Good advice.

What's the death toll in Haiti up to? Also when will we start to see some destruction happening?

I got family in Omrond Beach just inland, they are staying put. Gotta say I'm a little worried for them.

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>out of harms way
>evacuee trash will be shitting up my town for weeks

I'd rather just be hit by the hurricane.

>>91747370

Go outside during the storm.

How bad will it be in Hollywood?

>>91747202
kek
rip though, gon 2 soon

>>91747315
In Plantation, close to Ft. Lauderdale

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>>91746750
Best streams are here


http://www.mediaite.com/online/watch-live-footage-of-hurricane-matthew-in-florida/


Also how does it look for me bros?

>>91747413
I doubt it's going to be like Louisiana.

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>>91747441

>>91747422
Kek wills this with doubles

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Myrtle Beach, South Carolina here.

They evacuated east of 17, king's highway here but I'm just west of 17 king's highway. How fucked am I?

>>91747230

I just got pizza at dominoes, it's nothing outside right now.

t. Doral

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>>91746841
tfw i live right on the 130

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>>91747505
KEK IS DECIDING THE FATE OF FL
WE SHALL SEE

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Good thing I live in arkansas. I can literally be killed by no natural disasters.

>>91747493
I think there was an voluntary evacuation notice for everyone east of US 1, so theres that

>>91747469
Got any life insurance?

>>91747268
100 mph is hardly destroying anything honestly, and this is a maximum wind It won't be great but it won't level shit in land. You're pretty fucked if you're on the coast anywhere north of Miami though.

>>91747230
you good pham, this shit is constantly shifting further and further north.

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>>91747591
Tornadoes.

>>91747579
it was nice knowing you anon ;_;

>>91747591
"What is a tornado?"

>>91747591

what about yosemite and meteors

>>91747351
its probably sympathetic to matthew since they're increasing the low pressure area.
>they merge and slam into florida for the killshot

>>91747351
What a slut.

>>91747370
if you were suicidal you would be laying down on the beach

You just sound like an edgy teen.

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kek

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welp, all I can do is bored up my windows, lay out the sandbags, and hope for the best...

>>91747591
>Good thing I live in arkansas. I can literally be killed by no natural disasters.

yellowstone.exe

>tfw live in Ocala
I hope it's not as bad as 2007 was.

>>91747696
She is blocking matt from escaping to sea

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I have no fucking idea how people in the US get killed by storms when the media shits itself for WEEKS before they hit, waving every red flag in the world.

>>91747756
>bored
board*

>>91747591
>t. Dorothy

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>>91747736

>>91747542
Its gonna turn around and go fuck Florida up again before it can reach us bro

>>91746750
calm your tits

>>91747802
Kek be praised

>>91747736
How are all the cars going in one direction, even in the other 3 lanes?

>>91746851
At most, 50.

>>91747645
>100 mph is hardly destroying anything honestly, and this is a maximum wind It won't be great but it won't level shit in land. You're pretty fucked if you're on the coast anywhere north of Miami though.
150mph does destroy things though, as well as 10 foot storm surges.

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Florida is kill

if i lose power in tampa i will be butt blasted

don't care if people die in jacksonville, just don't let me lose power

>>91746881
Fill your bathtub and any empty containers with water. Hope you got food for a couple of days, too. Not to mention a gun.

>>91747802
They were somewhat late with this one. I told my Mom about this hurricane last week on Wednesday. No mention on media until Monday night, Tues in some areas of this week

>>91747756
I dare you to run around in the middle of the storm with a MAGA sign, make sure a friend with a good camera captures it.

Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Florida tomorrow if you live on the east coast.

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>Could strengthen to a Category 5

RIP Florida

http://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/hurricane-matthew-strengthen-category-hitting-us-forecasts-predict/story?id=42613692

>>91747802
Why does that picture remind me of one of the Mario & Luigi games?

>>91747006
Shower and clean laundry.

>>91747794
This. She will be the reason he rips up the coast, then she's gonna push him back around into a loop so he can do it again


She's an abusive girlfriend.

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>>91747210
The thing that fucked New Orleans up so badly was the levee breaking... Also, like another anon said, pretty much everyone here has guns and the nigs seem to stay in their own areas and fuck up each other.... They're like containment zones

>>91747873
Because no one wants to go in the other direction.

>>91747591

>doesn't know about the incoming 8.0+ New Madrid quake(s)

any day now

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>>91747759
>2 millimeters of ash

>>91747802

>People

We both know it is googles m8. They don't have long term vision just short term mentality.

>>91747422
>this

Pretty disappointed desu

>>91747873
They redirected the inbound highways to outbound

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>tfw name is matthew
>tfw house in palm beach
>tfw storm is coming for me and has my name written all over it

>>91747759
New_Madrid.dll

>>91747916
there's already plenty of maga signs out, they're all gonna go flying

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Who /not evacuating/ here?

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>tfw i live in a state where no chance of hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, or wildfires.

>>91747873

evacuations. they force all traffic one direction on interstates to maximize flow away from the impact zones.

Sanford (Central Florida Area) reporting in, just finished prepping and said my goodbyes to my brother who is a cop. He has to go out for 3 days straight

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>>91747675
not worried whatsoever, gonna lose power, that's about it. i'm 5 miles from the coast so i've got some thicc forest between me and the shoreline. when charley came through in 2004 (cat 4) we had one lady die cause she stepped on a downed wire and another guy had a tree fall on him while he was cleaning off his house.
the most people to ever die in a 2000-present hurricane over the ENTIRETY of florida is 14, so i'm not worrying at all

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Farewell from West Palm Beach

>>91747645
I think you vastly underestimate 100mph winds

Miami needs to be fucking destroyed.

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>>91746750
Not good.

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>>91747351
She like that crack-head florida GF that you know has a rocking bod but is a crack head.

>>91748092
bye bye beach nigger

>>91748019

Just know when the time comes that you made someone chuckle

>all the Florida pussies ITT afraid of a some inclimate weather

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>>91747666
>>91747682
>>91747693
>>91747759
"What is bait?"

>>91747873
Contraflow - they make all roads leading out so people can get out.

>>91748092
May you shitpost from beyond the ether. God speed anon

>>91747498
We should grab a drink if we survive.

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Loop confirmed?

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>>91747351
IT'S
FUCKING
NOTHING

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>>91747991
>tfw you kinda wish yellowstone would blow because the ash would bring the US into an unprecedented vegetation bloom for decades.

>>91746750
>Tfw Obama is probably going to be in my state afterwards
Could this get any worse?

>>91746851
30

i know youve been asked this a goytrillion times but
why make your houses out of wood?

How will this affect Trump's numbers in Florida?

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Tfw residing in the north western white part of Florida

>>91748092

Where do south florida people go? All the way towards Georgia/Alabama? Or would the middle of the peninsula work?

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>>91747451
As a puerto rican living in Jax with a gun, I can confirm this.

Relax guys it's not even that bad. The worst of a hurricane is the northeastern corner for some reason. Luckily everyone in florida in on the west side unless it swerves more westerly.

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WE PERFECTLY CIRCULAR NOW

>>91748092
Just drive the fuck out of there the day before it hits you fucking idiot

321 HERE BOYS

IM READY TO DIE

>>91748271
>women

>>91748155
The "Fuck You Dad" is strong with this one. You can feel the power of bad decision-making from miles away.....

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>tfw boring weather

>>91747802

A lot of people die after the storm. Wandering around in flood waters with downed power lines, eating spoiled food or drinking contaminated water, etc.

>>91748282
for shekels my kike friend

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>>91748222
I was just looking for an opportunity to post Tatsumaki. And in exchange, I got Satan's Trips, which are better than your triple deuces.

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guys i live in a rv and pulling my boat to go help will post pics later on if i live

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SIDE BITCH IS NOW A MAIN BITCH!!!! HURRICANE NICOLE!!!!

SIDE BITCH IS NOW A MAIN BITCH!!!! HURRICANE NICOLE!!!!

SIDE BITCH IS NOW A MAIN BITCH!!!! HURRICANE NICOLE!!!!

SIDE BITCH IS NOW A MAIN BITCH!!!! HURRICANE NICOLE!!!!

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>>91747893
Yeah, the coast is straight up fucked but I'm not near that. Weather Channel stream said it was up to 90 mph sustained, and that's probably fairly close to the coast.

As long as this thing doesn't just shit fucking west hard I should be good to go.

but yeah anyone east of I95 needs to watch the fuck out.

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>>91747498
>>91748232

>>91748284
Well Clinton started an ad run on weather channel to take advantage of potential disaster knowing massive amounts of people would be tuning in. Heard on the radio there was a ton of backlash and she pulled the ads. So it could push some people over Trump.

>>91748271
holy shit she's literally just waiting for matthew to complete the loop before joining.

This is some supernatural shit.

>>91748232
sure, kik: shi.ni

>>91748284
BIG LEAGUE

Pensacola here.

Am I just going to be comfy during this entire thing and shouldn't worry?

>>91748425
yeah except Nicole isnt going to do anything

>>91748401
Go back to the reservation skinwalker

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>angering kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viBfxYrp4RI

>>91747728
I'm 28, dude. If you deliberately do something suicidal then the family gets all sad and people reevaluate their entire memory of you as leading towards a single tragic event that they might've contributed to. I don't have the balls do damn my family to that. If I die in a tragedy out of my hands then at least people won't ruminate until their death bed over why I did it.

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Florida bros report in, whats the weather looking like?

>>91748055
W-where?

>>91748284
less Democrats will vote

It will hit Florida three times

>>91748363
>YFW a news article about how fucked up her life was and how the state dropped the ball won a major award. - no joke

>>91747899
Take a shower now. And then fill up the bath tub and any empty containers with water just in case.

>>91747991

>2 millimeters of obsidian shards

hope u have a gasmask cuck

>>91747542
I fucking love Myrtle Beach.
Stay safe guy

>stay in your home and possibly get killed
or
>get away only to come back to a house looted by black gentlemen

must be a fucking dilemna

>>91748155
That girl is crazy, I just fucking know it, but I'd still fuck her. And I'd keep fucking her until she slashes my tires. I don't care. I've done it before and it's always worth it.

ALL FAGS STAYING IN THE DEATH ZONE CREATE TRIPCODES SO WE CAN TELL WHO SURVIVED. HISTORY WILL REWARD YOU, LIVING OR REKT.

>>91748496
shes moving same direction as matthew, either she joins matthew or she pushes matthew westward. learn to google newfag, its frickin 2016!!!

>>91748488

you will drown buddy

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>>91748590
>I love Myrtle Beach

>>91748451
>As long as this thing doesn't just shit fucking west hard I should be good to go.
Some predictions do think it'll go a good way inland.

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Damn, Boca's already not looking so hot

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tfw central florida and yard is already flooding from the outskirts of the storm

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>>91748401
kek nice legs

>>91748284
Trump is already scheduled to go to Haiti if I recall. Will probably come through fl, sc, nc on the way back. Humanitarian Trump 2016.

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>>91748109
Except it won't. Cry harder, faggot.

Watching this dude speak in Atlanta, the signer next to him is surely bullshitting, right?

>>91747006
go get a backpacking stove and fuel, you can have hot water whenever you want it. grab a camp shower while youre at it, you can get em for less than $10.

>>91746750
9ft is nothing.

>tfw seen 17ft

>>91748092
Get the fuck out of there.

I hope a lot of gringos get killed

>>91748293
if it gets bad we'll got to Tampa, but we should be fine.
>>91748338
I've been through 5 hurricans, it's not as bad as the news makes it out to be. We're conditions for it.

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>>91748499

>>91748520
Is that the face of kek?

>>91748574
Just start smoking cigarettes to train your body.

>>91748253
Lol it's going to merge with the other one and totally BTFO Florida on the loopback

>>91748539
West Palm here...Have been getting feeder bands for the past hour or so.... They're going to start coming more and more frequently

>>91748530
If you were suicidal you would have done something. You're acting like every edgy teen that want a meteor or some equally out of control thing to hit their town and take them with it.

Stop trying to get attention.

>>91748387
baka cement doesnt cost that much
one 50kg(110pound) bag costs 6jod and like 7.58 usd
and you can make 60 central blocks with one bag of cement
BUT then again my country has cement raw materials

Any streams?

Not the weather channel stuff.

>>91748633
I hope so man, I want it to hit Tampa

Hopefully they join together and make a Category 7 superstorm and decimate this entire state

>>91748668
damn I was supposed to be in Boca

you know what's crazy is the coast on that beach right there has eroded like crazy. the water line used to be way further back

>>91748253
It's going to bitch slap the shit out of the lower East Coast.

>>91748777
Checked and Keked

>>91748293
We usually just cover the windows and hunker down.

>>91748817
https://www.sunny.org/webcam/

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>>91748019
>Also in Palm Beach
>Also named Matthew

Feels good having an exceedingly common, shitty name. If you're East of I95 your ass needs to move though.

>>91748092
Get the fuck away from the coast you moron.

>>91748779
Get off that coast homie.

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>tfw "president obama doesnt care about black people" is airs on the news.

according to MSNBC, there is a Monster Cat and 4 Hurricane bearing down on Florida

>>91748525
I think we should shill this vid to the news so this guy gets more views.

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sad thing is that some nig nogs have never even been told to not mess with the wire lines and shit and will die simply for being uneducated and never knowing that

society never teaches people basic things

but they have no problem teaching calculus in school

>>91746851
74, 100 something injured

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>>91748554

>>91748826
can comfirm hit it wipes out south fl or tampa nig nogs trump wins state hands down also
813 here about to head out wish me luck hopeful i can save some dogs and people i guess

>>91748669
Did you think 9ft was a joke? It only takes a few inches to flood many places. Did you not really think about what 9 feet really is?

>>91747370

Go out in your vehicle once the eye arrives and try to align yourself so that when the approaching wall hits you can gun it and be wind-assisted to sanic, possibly legendary speeds.

If you're going to choose to die, don't die like a bitch.

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Staying at parents' here in Saint Cloud. Had to leave my house and school behind in Daytona. Fuuuck...

>>91748805
There are plenty of cement/brick houses. If you look at any of the old homes in FL from the 50s and shit they are all concrete or brick. Not sure if the sandy ground or cost are the reason for the stick built homes but even they have strict codes for hurricanes.

North Alabama here, will I see any rain at all? I just want to revel in pure water falling to the next ground around me, knowing Florida was desired in the process.

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>>91748826
FUCK YOU I LIVE IN TAMPA YOU BITCH.

>in Jacksonville
>family staying comfy while I'm freaking out

I hope it goes alright.

who /321/ here? i'm ready to die, go me some beers and weed and i'm sitting right next to an uncovered bay window on a laptop

>glass him

>hillary is buying ad time on the weather channel

what a gross whore,trump should call her out on taking advantage of a tragedy

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Palm Bay here. House boarded up. Plenty of food. Come at me, looters. fuck miami.

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>>91748284
the hurricane is projected to hit between Nassau and Brevard counties, which are mostly republican leaning counties. Not good.

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>>91749025


they expect one of us in the wreckage brother

>>91749025
Cute grill, can I have her number?

>>91748401
Dog man if youre around Ormand Beach let us know.

Hey burger brothers, I will be hanging out with you tonight. Stay safe

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you guys realize this hurricane is going to spread zika virus up the country, right?

>>91748976
Yo you're the guy in Pines, right? Think things are going to be okay here?

>>91748779
get off the coast senpai

>>91748817
somebody had a drone cam going but its ded

>>91746851
10 to 20

>>91749006
Daytona's gettin fucked pham, you should be pretty damn safe there.

>>91749024
No we are getting no rain. We are in drought still for awhile. Front is coming along from the north pushing shit south which is while the loop is likely.

HERNANDO COUNTY SCHOOLS CLOSED TOMORROW

ITS HAPPENING TAMPA BROS

>HERNANDO COUNTY SCHOOLS CLOSED TOMORROW

>ITS HAPPENING TAMPA BROS
HERNANDO COUNTY SCHOOLS CLOSED TOMORROW

ITS HAPPENING TAMPA BROS

>HERNANDO COUNTY SCHOOLS CLOSED TOMORROW

>ITS HAPPENING TAMPA BROS
HERNANDO COUNTY SCHOOLS CLOSED TOMORROW

ITS HAPPENING TAMPA BROS

>HERNANDO COUNTY SCHOOLS CLOSED TOMORROW

>ITS HAPPENING TAMPA BROS
HERNANDO COUNTY SCHOOLS CLOSED TOMORROW

ITS HAPPENING TAMPA BROS

>HERNANDO COUNTY SCHOOLS CLOSED TOMORROW

>ITS HAPPENING TAMPA BROS
HERNANDO COUNTY SCHOOLS CLOSED TOMORROW

ITS HAPPENING TAMPA BROS

>HERNANDO COUNTY SCHOOLS CLOSED TOMORROW

>ITS HAPPENING TAMPA BROS
HERNANDO COUNTY SCHOOLS CLOSED TOMORROW

ITS HAPPENING TAMPA BROS

>HERNANDO COUNTY SCHOOLS CLOSED TOMORROW

>ITS HAPPENING TAMPA BROS

>>91749025
fuck off pussy i want a hurricane

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Matthew and Slut will team up.
Cap this post

>>91748731
Entirely depends on where the 9 ft is affecting. 17 ft might mean nothing on something like the west coast with lots of mountains and high ground, but 9 ft for the below sea level swamp that is florida means 50-80+ miles inland could get flooded by the storm surge.

>white and asian people being smart and escaping
>spics and niggers are stupid once again like Katrina and stay so "wez can loot this shiet"
>storm hits harder than Katrina
>kills millions of niggers and spics
>Trump wins Florida by a landslide
Even God hates spics and niggers.

>>91747370
get it together man. This storm is something to live for. Marvel at its wrath.

We're lucky to be here, against long odds. Don't pussy out bro. Climb a mountain, get in a fight, slay some poontang, do something. Life is short.

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>Eye of the hurricane just misses Democrat heavy Miami today.
>Might loop around and directly hit Miami on the 12th

KEK really wants to punish them for Donald losing Florida in the polls.

>>91748895
I'm as east as you can get, Right off Palm Beach Island. Be safe Anon

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>>91749062
9 foot storm surges, anon.
>You just cannot stay on the beach. You cannot live through something like that.

>>91749180
My home is about to get rekt tho

>>91746851
>Martin Co., FL Sheriff: There are people in a mobile home park refusing to leave unless they are arrested.

At least this many.

>>91749209
praise kek

The ocean is gonna rise by 10-20 feet in most places

why the fuck are people staying?

>>91749113
It's a month away from the election, won't make much of a difference.

>>91749062
same situation for me, literally nobody here gives a shit.

who else duval here?

>>91749279
F

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Why the fuck are you evacuating. Hurricane Matthew is a serious meme. Print screen my words. Media are, once again, exaggerating.

>>91749187
I live in hernando county :^) My boat docks "shed" if you want to call it that already fell down. Not putting that shit back up, it weighs like 4,000 lbs and is now in a 6ft deep canal

>>91748826
well, whatever's left of that coast will be gone by the weekend.

F

POWER OUTAGES IN MIAMI ALREADY
RIP WHITE PEOPLE

Good luck Floridabros.

Praying for family and friends from 386 to 904.

>>91746750
Florida needs a power wash badly. Bless you, Hurricane-Chan!

>>91747591
>Tornadoes, dumb ass

>>91749162
Other way around. It will kill the mosquitoes and send them into the ocean.

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There has been an awakening.

Have you felt it?

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>>91749174
i line in broward by coral springs

ya everything is fine im waiting for ww3 happening or see whats going to happen with the election and the aftermath of that if trump gets assassinated or something

i want real nuclear war happening

not this baby shit

>>91748800
You're the one giving me attention, friendo. If I was an edgy teen I'd be whining on facebook and writing suicide blogs with big red flags. The fact that I keep shit like this completely to myself in real life and only talk about this on an anonymous image board speaks more to my intentions; namely that I'm in a comfy hurricane thread and I want to find like-minded people who want to talk crazy because storms are hype as fuck.

You seem like you have serious baggage over the topic so I'm sorry if I triggered some super sensitive memory that is blasting your ass because of some shit from the past. Let's enjoy this together.

>>91749320
poor people stay because they don't have the money to stay in a hotel

dumb people stay because they think they will be fine

googles stay to loot and shieeet

>>91748981
2007 Michigan Press Association award for third best article of the year.

GENESEE COUNTY -- When adult filmmakers were looking for the perfect new girl next door in 2004, they had no trouble spotting Stephanie Draheim, a freckle-faced 18-year-old from Flint.

But finding the same runaway foster child turned into a frustrating game of cat and mouse for the state Department of Human Services and an end result that state Supreme Court Justice Maura Corrigan told The Flint Journal is "very disturbing."
For 20 months, Draheim flew under the state's radar, running away at age 15 and ending up in Florida, more than 1,000 miles from the social workers who were charged with looking out for her.

By the time she was discharged from Michigan's foster care system in 2004, Draheim was headed to X-rated stardom, performing in 13 different pornographic films that year. Some may have been filmed while she was still an 18-year-old ward of the state, a Journal review of court files and other documents shows.


"Whenever I see a story like Stephanie Draheim's, it's like somehow we all failed her," said Karen Bunker, an attorney whose Child Advocate Team briefly represented her in Genesee County Family Court.....

>>91749384
>Miami
>white
I say this as a Miamifag

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>>91749320
>"I'll show everyone what a badass I am by pretending this is no big deal, then maybe sarah will notice me and i can lose my virginity"

>>91749320
>I rode out a cat 1 hurricane before I know what I'm doing faggots

This. Floridans are retarded.

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>>91749384

>>91748271
>Fujiwhara effect
>nothing

lrn 2 cyclonic storms systems before posting

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>>91749162
this.

Anyone not from Florida get out of this thread. You are all overreacting unless you live on the shoreline you are going to be fine with some damage. Stand your ground though and kill any dumb nigger who is trying to loot you.

>>91749437
Nice, good to hear we're good in this area. Who's that cute girl you keep posting?

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rolling for hurricane induced race war...

>>91749162
kek didnt think of that

>>91749320
gotta protect home from thieves

>living in a state so fucked you worry more for niggers than cat 5 hurricanes

>>91746851
19

>>91749458
"THIS BABY NEEDS LOVE"

The call from Draheim's mother was chilling.

In a handwritten letter to Genesee County Family Court, Rushton, formerly of Montrose, said her daughter, Kristen Walton, called her in an "unstable condition in 1988, asking her to come immediately and take Draheim and her older half-sister back home with her.

"I flew the next morning and returned the same day with the understanding I would care for them until she could put her life in order," Rushton's letter said.

Neither her mother nor her biological or legal father did.

One caseworker wrote in a report that Draheim had "no contact whatsoever with her mother. ... No gifts ... no financial support ... no telephone calls."

Rushton, who could not be reached for this story, told the court that her granddaughter needed to know someone would be there for her.

"This baby needs love and stable living conditions," she wrote soon after taking Draheim in.

But Rushton, who had money problems, was later evicted from her own home. By 1996, Stephanie was living with her biological father, Robert Draheim, in a Flint mobile home park.

Court records indicate a caseworker started the process of taking her from her parents and putting her up for adoption after tips that Robert Draheim was leaving his daughter at home alone and driving drunk with Stephanie in his vehicle.

Like most children over age 11 in foster care, Stephanie Draheim was never adopted. She lived in six foster homes and ran away from at least two.

>>91749162
wouldnt it kill the insects?

>>91749557
OH DAMN. WE FORGOT THE RACE WAR! ROLLING FOR MASS LOOTING

Hy Anons,

i work for reuters and i come to you to warn you!

what should us /nogunz/ fags do for niggerspic looters?

right now all i've got is a kitchen knife duct taped to a broom handle

Oh shit Obama is mobilizing FEMA. This is it lads see you in the camps.

>>91746851
Digits decide

>>91746851
I'd say at most 30, when hurricane Andrew hit Miami there were only 26 fatalities

>>91749533
This. These faggots hear storm surge and think some Deep Impact tier tsunami is coming to rape our buttholes. Yankees truly are the worst

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Mfw Christian fag
Mfw god has spared my State
Mfw this country is gonna fall and I will be free from tyrants and the government
Mfw gonna make a comfy shop after it all ends

>>91749485
this is literally my parents, I went the fuck inland but they're just a few miles off the Indian river, which is essentially going to be the new coast after this storm, and they think they're safe because of a tiny strip of outlying Brevard country islands.

honestly considering calling the cops and telling them my mom is suicidal to get her to a shelter at least. this whole state is full of "what have you done for me lately" faggots so they think the last tropical storm is the same as this cat 4

>>91749649
Nope, not with all the stagnant water left from flooding.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND ERC is happening. Will likely go cat 5 in the next 3 hours

>>91749680
Get a gun.

>>91749654
Check on those police scanners.

>>91749680
post pics

>>91749680
Should'nt have voted for Bernie

Rip numale cuck faggot

>>91749443
If I keep responding will you keep writing longer and longer essays?

Is this helping you through your prepubescent thoughts?

>>91749680
run

>>91749683
>>91749683
>>91749683
IT'S HAPPENING.

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>>91749541
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Jung

THERE IS NO HURRICANE

THIS IS A FALSE FLAG

STAY HOME, DO NOT EVACUATE

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Hows the damage so far? Any /pol/acks get KO'd?

>>91749745
Good idea Robert

Scared.

>>91749729
There won't be any left after those winds blow them off.

>>91749797
Still 9 more hours until the eye makes landfall

>>91749773
Thanks anon.

CNN doing a story about a family who can find a birth for their boat since it a cat.

>Monohulls for the win.

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>>91749248
Get in a car and start driving west nigger. This shits gonna start wrecking the coastline of west palm.

The Clinton Foundation will help Haiti rebuild right?

>>91749868
Oh shit thats a long time.

>>91749680

Go over to stay with that faggot that's been posting pictures of his bay window being duct taped with cardboard. The two of you can twink it up for your new owners.

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According to Anon5, this "weather related event" is a cover story for a cell infiltration. Don't think for a second this is a natural storm; IT'S A DISTRACTION!

>>91749680
double up that tape, trust me

also find a friend with funs, i am im palm beach county with 2 options to bug in, one 3 stories up, one is a big house, or can run

now we are planning to stay, but maybe run in a few hours if it looks bad

>>91748826
>wanting it to wipe out Tampa, a light red city

>>91749760
Who hurt you?