Hurricane General - Wheres Bahamabro 2

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I'll be okay, right guys?

First for Duracell marketers trying to scare people into buying their shit batteries and flashlights

>>91731466

Tampa here.

Making final preparations.

My thoughts are with everyone on the east coast. Stay safe.

Over and out.

OP is the hero we need.

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enjoy florida anons

Boca Delray not gonna get hit hard at all

friendly reminder Obama was setting up FEMA camps across the state a couple of months back. they knew

If dubbles, Fort Myers is toast.

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>>91731466


Reminder that most of the coastal communities this is going to hit are upper middle class, prepared white people.

He won't give a shit.

Trump/Pence will be there Monday morning in APC's handing out water/MREs.

>>91731551

F

Who else more worried of looting dindus than the hurricane?

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Reposting latest NHC map for visibility

Any 904 anons here?

>>91731724
Southside here

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MAPS!

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>>91731668
not today Satan

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whats the whole clown epidemic im hearing about?

>>91731724
Arlington here

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>>91731640
>It might hit Florida not twice, but THREE times

>>91731652
They knew because we are coming out of el nino. This shit happens like clockwork anon. do you want a gov that isnt ready for annual disasters?

Are hurricane parties actually a thing? If so, are they as comfy as they sound?

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This is no big deal. You guys are worrying for nothing. The Jews experienced a category 6m and they are still here. Never forget.

Matthew brought his soon to be Hurricane GF Nicole! Fuckin Bonnie and Clyde action florida bros

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>>91731640
why the weird movements? dont they die when they hit land?

>>91731804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QNaZ4GsZHY

>>91731922
They are the only thing to do with no power and food spoiling in the fridge

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>>91731924
I kekd

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Matthew at ~5:30:

Miami will be the first major city.

>>91731704
321. no dindus round here.

>>91731951
not this one. its tasted blood

>>91731466
Hope Bahamabro is okay....Downdown looked like it was surviving.

>>91732058
Shit I remember when Port St John was 96% white in 2006 or so

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>>91732036
>Miami will be the first major city

>>91732036
F

>>91731551
wtf don't use plywood instead

>>91731922
>Are hurricane parties actually a thing?

Yeah, and they're usually pretty comfy. Some people go too far and get absolutely plastered which is a terrible idea in a Cat 4 or above. Cat 3 is no big deal and what most people party through.

I know a guy that was hammered as shit, shooting his shotgun into the air in a Cat 3, throwing lawn furniture out of the garage door into the wind.

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>>91732036
West Palm Beach at ~9:00

>>91731922
The cookouts two three days after a hurricane are the best.

My family still recalls the hugo cookout fondly 20 plus years later.

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I live right by this thing.

I'm not evacuating.

Bring it mother nature.

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reminder: your electricity is gonna be FUCKED t b h

>>91732036
Wait is that still "tropical storm" I've been checking weather and my zip. But that photo looks like Miami is near direct hit

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>>91732271
F

How long until landfall?

>>91731709


there's two major nuclear power plants in the hurricanes path


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3LGopSVju4

>>91732274
it was out for 2 weeks where i live back in '04. probably gonna be even longer with this one.

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This is where it'll be at ~10:30 so I'm guessing the eye wall will already have been on land for an hour.

>>91732271
You honestly might die

>>91732271
go jerk off in your neighbors underwear

>>91732352
To clarify weather.gov says expect tropical storm conditions

Who else vegas and hasnt seen rain in a month despite it being the rainy season?

>>91732274
Fuck DUKE

>>91732271
good luck, might want to get to the second floor

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>>91731466


You Florida faggots didn't forget to early vote for Trump, did ya?

Don't worry anons, after your passing we WILL rebuild America.

That's a promise.

>>91732483
Dead anons always vote dem for some reason :(

>>91732483
Florida loves Trump. Except Tampa. He fucked over Tampa

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>>91732352
>Hurricane infused with Haitian blood magic: "I am growing stronger"
It's not like it's making landfall there but you're still potentially getting broadsided by a severe hurricane

>>91732401
Leaving Nassau right now.

Should be tonight early morning and all day tomorrow.

So Matthew can come around a second time? What are the chances of this?

>>91732453
i have family in vegas. i'd honestly rather have a hurricane every week than live there. what a fucking boring city.

>>91732413
Fukashima 2: USA Boogaloo
Double the action, double the fun.

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Third window boarded up

>>91732589
Fairly low chance currently. We'll have to wait three days to see if it'll come back or not.

>>91732589
Looking at least 50/50. Might only be a tropical storm however.

>>91732453
memes have become real

>>91731922
I remember having a block party furing wilma. All your food is gonna go rotten with no power so we grilled a shitload of meat and whatever else we had. Its pretty comfy when nobody has power.

>>91732706
meant for
>>91732573

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>>91732271
You live about 15 minutes from me.

>I know a guy that was hammered as shit, shooting his shotgun into the air in a Cat 3, throwing lawn furniture out of the garage door into the wind.
That is amazing.

Can anyone here give me a current radar map of the hurricane? How badly is it affecting the people here who live within it's path?

Good luck shartinmarts, hope you make it through.

>>91732689
I'm sure everything will be just fine for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vp--AlWBrU

>>91732413
They are already shutting down.

Fucking storm surge got pass my sandbags.

>>91732689

You are one dead nigger. Nice knowing you anon.

>>91732689
Don't you have to board it up from the outside?

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>>91732271
THOSE T@BS

>>91732274
thank god I'm going to tally

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>>91732271

F

You better be in a substantial structure that's at least 15' above MSL. Or you're fucked anon.

>>91732852
Pics pls

>>91732794
>tfw when you will never live in a third world country where any of this is possible

Shit, the only element of that we have is lawn furniture.

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>>91732797

>>91732840
Why? They can run at FULL POWER and just use the water from the storm for more coolant.
I'm a genius!

That feel when no boards or shutters. Im gonna put duct tape and towels at the bottom of my doors and windows and hope for da best

>>91732794

>Not shooting and throwing lawn chairs at the hurricane to intimidate it make it go the other way.

That is like the first thing they teach you to do in Florida school. Dude get your shit together.

>>91732952
Damn.

>Tfw didn't evacuate because I don't want my house to be robbed

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does he really want this to happen? wouldnt that be a clusterfuck

>>91732981
Good thinking. Thatll stop 10' torrents of water

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>>91732794
Only in Murica will someone shoot at a hurricane to make it go away.

>>91732981
Same. In fact for me flooding has already started. AC leaks condensate on the floor all the time. Called maintenance he drilled a hole in the back and said that's it get a tub in florida ac leaks

>>91733052
Evacuating is for non-floridian fags.

Is there any reason at all one would willingly choose to live in florida?

>>91732952

Wasnt nassau that cruise ship webcam feed? Are they all dead or what?

>>91732976
Most of florida will be without power. There will be no one to sell power too.

>>91732952
Beat me too it.

>>91733081
How many niggers are there in Florida? I bet people are afraid of looting.

>>91732271
Fucking tabs lmao

>>91733081
"PLEASE LEAVE NOW, or else we will call National Guard and shoot you"

>>91733087
Well if thats the case, boards sure wont stop it from leaking in. I live on a fucking lake full of alligators, hopefully they dont start crawling into my yard with the storm surge

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>>91732271
F

>>91733174
I see more non-white people than I do white people. Not necessarily all niggers, but this state is less than 50% white.

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>>91733106
'MURICA!

>>91731466
What is a Hurricane ?

nigga u wat, do you live in a hut ? why do you guys care ?

>>91733126
Is there any reason one would willing choose to live in France? It's like a nation full of children but with even less wit.

>>91733126
No income tax
Great farmland
lot of jobs
Nice if hot climate

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>>91733174
millions and millions

where the storm is hitting in south florida its about less than 50% white

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>>91733215
>I live on a fucking lake full of alligators,

F

Memes aside, is anyone expecting any real death? I understand that there will be a lot of property damage, but will normies die? I think not. Don't normies normally just go stay in a hotel for a few days?

Would duct tape and cardboard be effective to put over my windows?

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Just think people laughed at this guy as the water was rising. He went out and bought an 8k inflatable dam and was the only person in his area to save his house.

http://www.wideopencountry.com/houston-man-uses-massive-inflatable-dam-save-house/

Depending on your elevation this might even work in FL.

>>91733132
Downtown is damaged but still alive.

>>91733215
Crawling? Bitch theyre gonna be swimming in your dining room

>>91733215
They're going to be in your house (And swimming around the streets) unless you've got it sitting on some tall-ass stilts.
If you're going to stay I hope you sandbagged a perimeter and have some kind of gun for those scalie bastards.

>>91733174
definitely, 2/3 houses damaged during a hurricane are niggers breaking in and stealing shit.

Never evacuate.

>>91733174
A lot of nigghaz live here especially near the coasts

This thread is moving so fast no one will notice I have no gf

>>91733300
don't you have australia tier fauna though? I mean it looks nice in picture but fuck, nature doesn't seem to like floridians

>>91733275
How well behaved are the white people? Do they feel assimilated? That was a problem in the London riots, all the people who felt part of our country were banding together and protecting shops, like sihk shop owners and the like, meanwhile muslims and niggers just went berserk.

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>>91733335

There will be a few dozen probably. Mostly retards that ran their generators inside died of poisoning, people who had trees fall on them, people that touched downed power lines, and that one retarded anon that got decapitated by corrugated sheet metal he duct taped to the inside of his window.

>>91733335
If it stays a cat 4, there will be death.

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>>91733404

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will the rockets be allright?

>>91732852
RIP in Peace.

>>91733404
This is your opportunity disasters bring people together. Plus you can hide the body if you reee out

>>91733367
Sheeit, i dont have a gun but i can fashion some sort of harpoon

>>91731466
Rip! Poor Bahama bro

Boarding up your windows, living through a storm on emergency rations with power out seems pretty comfy desu.

>>91733346
trying to imagine his wifes reaction

>>91733052
Same what if I come back in 3 days and the windows are busted open and there are raccoons and nigs in my house.

>>91732271
Dat b8

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Stay safe anons

>>91731466
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIX0BaeERLw

>>91733489
Yes they've left a team of 130 behind to safeguard them

>>91733404
Same feels here anon

>>91733510
do you have a second floor

>>91733584
tfw you'll never go to a suave smooth show

>>91733447
This is the first major hurricane in 10 years to hit florida. If it hits the upper East coast as expected, it will be the first in 100 years.

>>91733293

What kind of storms do you Eurotrash even get? The fastest the air moves there is when a large group of refugees walks past.

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>>91733384
>>91733371
>>91733310
Well thankfully the people who are able to swim and rich enough to move should survive.

>>91733459
Florida is full of degenerates and low lifes

I'd say about 80% of the Floridians ITT are probably low lifes themselves

Lots of white trash, druggies, and assholes down here, as well as minorities. http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/miami-dade/sfl-homestead-machete-killing-20150820-story.html

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>>91731466
central florida reportan (alachua / gainesville)

i'm stuck in the office while this goes on

who else working today/tomorrow?

at least its a 3 story cinder building with "resistant glass" doors/windows since the building was owned by a college, and were supposed to come back to hunker down tomorrow if SHTF.

>>91733469

it's a confirmed 4 hit, could possibly go to 5 now the eye has repaired itself and the water is hot as fuck

>>91733510
now is the time to get a gun

you could probably barter beans and water for one

>>91732852
Good luck man.

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>>91733510
RIP Anon.

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>>91733404
Even Hurricane Mathew has a GF

>>91733679
>Miami
there's your problem

>>91733669
Half the strength of Matthew is pretty much the strongest we can get in Finland. Bongs probably get proper storms.

>>91733510
You done goofed anon

>>91733584
I'm armed to the teeth, not worried about niggers.

>>91733335
probably 20-30

New GFS
http://www.tropicaltidbits com/analysis/models/?model=gfs&region=watl&pkg=mslpaNorm&runtime=2016100612&fh=0&xpos=0&ypos=171

y'all niggas dead

One of my dumbass friends is in Daytona Beach and not evacuating. How fucked is he?

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>>91732689
Kekerino! See you in the next life, brother!

central nc here, am i fucked?

>>91733679
I meant to say the non-white peole, but interesting to know, thanks.

>>91733654
Nah senpai

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Post your hurricane snacks

Got a ham and cheese croissant with a donut with milk

>>91733778

Finland is on the Baltic too though, which I understand can get a bit stormy. Macedonia doesn't get shit.

IM IN PORT ORANGE HOW FUCKED AM I

>>91733174
i ve been begging my dad to leave on the phone all morning. he's risking his life just so none of his shit gets stolen, fuck florida

>>91733777
I live in Tampa but I've lived in South FL as well. Like I said, this state is full of low lifes.

>>91732852
Shit man, that sucks... At least you're alive, though.

>>91733883
No you will get rain but you will be fine. I was in jacksonville nc for Sandy it wasnt bad

>>91733904
you're eating a loaf of bread?

>>91733904
All I see are carbs

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Will take more interesting pics later

>>91733979
>South FL
there's your problem

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>>91733346
Should be mandatory equipment for any floridian, desu.

>>91733735
>>91733744
>>91733793
I'll just slap on a nasty rear naked if they come in my house and these gators wont know what hit them.

>>91733883

>central NC
>worried

Barrier islands of NC here. Sitting tight and keeping my go bag ready.

>>91733459
don't listen to that faggot, florida is full of millions of patriotic hard working white people. We don't loot and pillage when hurricanes come through; even the cubans don't, it's just the niggers and handfuls of outcasts like those odd white guys mixed in with the hundreds of niggers during the london riots.

>>91734020
>m-muh carbs
t. fatass or skinnyfat tard

>>91733984
thanks bro

>>91733904
do you have more than that for the next two weeks or are you from a state that isn't about to be sunk?

>>91734038

HOLY SHIT THE THE HURRICANE BLOW YOUR HOUSE OVER ON ITS SIDE ANON?!

>>91734060
i'm a pussy, okay? i don't wanna die at 21

>>91732036

No spic or nigger refugees from Miami!

Melbourne here. I'm not going anywhere, hope we keep power and internet as long as we can. Going to be here with you guys.

What's the worst hurricane you guys have been through?

Ike 2008 here

>>91734211

Oviedo here. I think Power goes tomorrow mid morning.

>Be EMT
>Might get sent from the safety of Tampa to the East Coast to "help" and get swallowed by a hurricane.

It was nice knowing you.

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>>91734163
lmao idk why it doesn't have the correct rotation , nice camera on this 6s, thanks steve jobs

>>91734211
>>91734269

And hopefully back by Saturday at 12 for College football.

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By the forcasts, it looks like the only question is how inland it gets and if it lands as a strong Cat 4 or a Cat 5.

Good shitposting with some of you who didn't leave.

>>91734250
2004 frances, which wasn't shit. ready to hand myself over to kek.

>>91734250
I was in Palm Bay for 2004. Lost power for 2 weeks, it was certainly one hell of a rough two weeks.

>>91733695
Death in a cubicle vs death drunk on the beach... hmm...

After a hurricane the world feels like an MMORPG. Only a few people are out adventuring, no power so no way to communicate, dangerous hazards that could kill you, treasures scattered everywhere for the taking. Max comf, lets hope a tree doesnt fall on my house lads.

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>It's a nighttime landfall episode

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>Mfw I realize we're going to be losing florida posters county by county as the entire east coast of the state loses power.

>>91734250
Charley

A friend on normie book said people in florida were buying milk instead of water lmao.

>>91733962
>>91733952
>>91733883
>>91733576
>>91733363
Forgive me for asking this question (as Brit I have never experienced weather anywhere near extreme as in the U.S.A), but is it really that dangerous? I mean don't you have to be outside for it to actually do any harm to you? Or is it because Florida is so flat and close to sea level, and because most of your houses are single level and made out of wood not bricks?

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>>91734009
Croissant with ham and cheese

>>91734020
Yupp not the healthiest of breakfast

>>91734130
Stockpiled on McDonald's to last me a few days

>>91733945
Yeah, the Baltic does have some storms and pretty large waves, but windspeeds aren't that high in the end.

>>91731466
I go to college in jacksonville and I noped the fuck outta there, in ft Meyers now sleeping with gf, Matthew cancelled her college too

I r8 Matt 7/10 don't care about destruction

>>91733695
Unless you're working at a 911 center, what the hell could they need you for?

>>91734332

Head inland Nigger, what are you doing silly

>Wisconsinites excited for it

>>91734189

You'll be fine anon. Wait, are you in Pitt county?

If so be wary of niggers and the inevitable Tar river rising.

make sure to take some pictures when those houses down there go underwater, you got a great view on A1A

>>91732271
sup fellow PC bro.

C section evacuation zone here. Bounced to the west coast

You are fucked.
F

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>>91734469
bridges are closed, riding out storm with senior citizen family friend

>>91734378
>treasures scattered everywhere for the taking
after the '04 hurricanes, i remember going to the beach and there was a guy in the parking lot who just got done getting a bunch of really old coins that had resurfaced. gonna look out for stuff like that.

>>91734478
they gonna die

>>91734490
>>91734332

>>91734461
>unf
>evacing from jax
You got tard written all over you

>>91734461
Get a marker and write "/pol/ was here, rip FL" on her cheek

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>>91734378
im gonna go look for some coconuts that fall off the trees


one of my favorite foods

>>91734486
nah stanly here, i live in a black neighbourhood though

>>91734501

If I live, I'll take pictures of the beach underwater.

>>91734427
150 mph winds are dangerous because they can send a mailbox or a tree flying through your window at drag-racing speeds. How is this hard to understand?

Miami bro here. I will be posting pics of weather. The worst will come from the niggers looting in the city. It happens every big storm.

>>91734605
>neighbourhood

Why is a Brit in central NC?

>>91734427
If your house is more than 30 feet above sea level and you don't live in a trailer you should be fine.

That still leaves a lot of people though. See Katrina where half the city was below sea level and got flooded

>>91734438
...

>>91733346
While everyone get's a new house for free thanks to insurance, he lost 8k and is stuck with an old house that continues to depreciate.

Who's the idiot here?

do any of the streams have sound

i'm watching the lauderdale one for now

>>91734427
Debris, power outages, lack of food and gas because people evacuate or stock up, flooding. It can get bad. The winds are the worst part and the storm surge. You are right that much of it is made worse by the flatness of fl and being at sea level. The winds are usually the most damaging part though. 140mph will easily tear roofs from houses.

>>91734618
Yeah but if you board up your windows with the right material you're fine right? Sounds like mainly the stupid people die in these things.

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>>91734427
Hurricanes of this size are legitimately dangerous. Even to well-built structures. They release amounts of energy equivalent to like 10 Hiroshima nukes every hour.

>>91734649
i've always spelled it the british way, born in raised in nc though

>>91734612
Let me know how flagler pier holds up

>>91734250
andrew down in miami

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>hurr it's just a storm bro

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>>91734438

>Stockpiled on McDonald's to last me a few days

For fucks sake anon...

>>91734728
born and raised*

>>91734689
Insurance doesnt work that way. Personal cherished items dont work that way. Once you move out from your parents you will understand.

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>>91734656
1 burger during a trying time is worth more than a thousand pounds of canned food

>>91734720
Makes my dick hard just thinking about the devastation.

>>91734370

Americans have become so cucked by their Shekel providers they would go to work and die if their boss tells them to

>>91734740
>choosing to live in wooden houses
>american building standards

>>91734732

Dude that shit is a good as gone.

Didn't they just rebuild it a few years back? RIP.

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>>91734822

>Mcshits

At least you know it won't spoil.

>>91734525
This is why they call us Burgers

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>>91734656
>>91734822

Don't worry. I have more McDonalds and Jack in the Box. I plan to trade if shit gets really bad

Reminder that most things are only designed to survive category 3 or lower hurricanes

>>91734848
yall have no idea what an actual hurricane is like

>>91734836
We do.
>sauce: muh experience

>>91734044
>this state isn't full of shitty people
>only the select areas I decide that make up half of the state are full of shitty people

youre retarded

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>>91731466
SW dade county reeeporting in

Guys, redpill me on hurricanes. I hear cat 3 are pretty comfy.
I wouldn't know, since we get Tornadoes in Texas

>>91734798
It does, my insurance is written like that.

Also, that's why you evacuate with personal items.

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>>91731466
Who thinks is gonna keep west and go straight through orlando? I do

comfy aussie reporting in, is there a coastal strim or something we're watching together?

F for the Bahamas and that island that was swallowed.

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>>91733215
>hurricane
>I live on a fucking lake full of alligators
you got yourself a situation

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>>91734906
if you play your cards right you could make thousands of dollars

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>tfw I live in Georgia and the barrier islands get all the shit

Is Florida going to be okay

Michiganbro /concerned/ here

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I would like to say RIP in advance to our Florida awakened brothers. Pray to Kek that he may save you from the Category 4 storm. Pray that all the liberals and cultural marxists will die instead.

Praise kek.
Shadilay!

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How do I board up this window!

Don't think I have enough time to board up the outside

Is it okay if I just board it from the inside?

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I think I'm gonna be okay in southside but Im still nervous

>>91734923
Just build your houses stronger you god damn retards. Also building on flood planes isn't such a great idea.

>>91734969
They're comfy if you live in a well-built house more than a mile inland

>>91734981
i hope it surprises the west coast cunts and fuck them up good

REMINDER THAT FLORIDIANS HAVE HURRICANE PROOF HOUSES YOU FUCKING MORONS

>>91734910

>Reminder that most things are only designed to survive category 3 or lower hurricanes

This. They're going to survive in FL, because of stringent wind codes, but storm surge will fuck up anything it touches. Extensive damage from falling trees and windborne debris.

t. eastern NC structural engineer

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>>91732271
I live right where the hurricane is touching down, good think i've been charging the hurricane with keks power, he will spare me

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>Florida will undoubtedly be voting for Trump this election
>Hillary contacts George Soros and gets him to create a Category 4 hurricane -- just enough to do damage and not arouse suspicion, to come wipe out Florida, before veering back off into the Atlantic, doing a 180, and either taking down Texas too or finishing off Florida entirely

SHE FUCKING PLANNED THIS

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>>91734906
you know that stuff has a shelf life of about 30 minutes

and less than 24 hours refrigerated

>>91735059
>>91735061
not for Category 5 hurricanes you retards

>>91735038
You had enough time when you asked yesterday.

>>91734923
>>91734848
this

most florida homes are brick/concrete

youre confusing tornado alley homes with hurricane homes.

if a tornado hits, you want wood. easy to clean up, less injuries, easy to rebuild. most houses wont make it through a tornado.

hurricans can be withstood through brick houses.

>>91735038
Do you live in a McDonalds

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>>91735038
This is what I did for the inside

>>91735038
Plywood box around it with 2x4s underneath

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>Starting to Rain hard in North Miami Beach
IT BEGINS

>>91734189
Well I would rather die by hurrikek then a pack of roving niggers.

>>91735038
a bay window doesn't seem like it would do so good in a cane

>>91734972
I read this post aloud to my brother (a property & casualty agent) and he kol'd

>>91734910
Guise... It's getting pretty windy out. Hold me /pol/

>>91735059
Fuck off dumbass.

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>>91735077
That or your gonna fucking die, judging by the map.

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>>91735035
i asked for his protection earlier and got dubs, I feel safe.

>>91735108
My house is rated for tornado survival, fuck off

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>>91735083
you have clearly never stockpiled burgers for an unsure future where burgers might not be freely available, they are fine for days

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>>91735077
gods coming to destroy the idolators

praying to kek will get you destroyed faster

>>91735054
>Floridian houses are already half concrete in newer designs
>Still get destroyed by a hurricane releasing nuclear strike level devastation over a long duration

You're no continental but you're no different from them in that you don't have raging natural disaster boners plowing you over regularly.

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>>91735077
Your digits confirm kek will spare you

>>91735166
I'm in Aventura anon. Fugg it begins.

>>91735080
F

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>>91735147

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woa want to be in florida now sounds nice

>>91735045
Southside too breh

I'm legit worried about looting tho

>>91735045
same as you the only thing im worrying about is power outage

>>91734972
Tthe people living in fema trailers while their house was rebuilt by insurance during Katrina might disagree with you.

>>91734707

> Storm surge leads to flash flooding -- several feet rising in a matter of hours or even minutes
> roof of your house is ripped off and the rest collapses around you
> power goes out which impacts the elderly in one of the hottest, most humid places in the United States where a ton of the elderly live

Lots of bad things, Pommie.

>>91735080

Faggot

>>91735242
>half concrete
Well there's your problem.

Lads, i live in west broward county by okechobee road, am i safe?

>>91735180
Pretty obvious you are the one that doesn't own a house.

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>>91735147
Jesus, anon you are one dumb son of a bitch.

You better not go in that room during landfall

>>91735147
>>91735147


Omg bro I will drive to your fucking house with a set of drills if I have to.

Anon please dont be this fucking retarded.

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>>91735080
Kill yourself nigger

>>91734438
youre gonna die of food poisoning before the storm can kill you

>>91734250
Houston bro?
Not a hurricane, but part of the neighborhood I used to live in got swallowed by the floods in 2001 when Tropical Storm Allison hit.
Then tornadoes started brewing around.
But yeah, Ike sucked too.
>tfw your old high school was also called Eisenhower "Ike"

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>>91735012
I hope so anon

>>91735083
Trust me, they'll last for a long time. Wish me luck senpai

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>>91735147

>Anon keeps piling potential debris up at the window

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS FUCKING SHIT UP

IM FUCKING DYING HERE

>>91731551
this nigga lives near me lol where you live im across from south plantation high

>>91735284
Yemeni Houthis vs Aussie Built ship.
Still floats fuckers. Only 60 of the 230 UAE mercs on board died. Shoot it again fags.

>>91734427
All sorts of issues -

Trees can be uprooted onto houses, there will be tides that are 10 feet higher then normal, and bebris can be thrown at 200 km/h.

Even if people evacuated out of low areas, a Cat 4 or 5 can ruin a brick or cinderblock house.

The shift more towards inland means it's going to hit where I live in Lehigh a little harder but I'm disappointed guys, we may only get tropical storm winds and rain or MAYBE cat 1 or 2 shit.

Miami, Orlando and all those cities near the coast are definitely fucked. Also any one on a beach

so when is the shitstorm starting? any stream?

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>>91735401
Yup, Go Coogs

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>>91734906

> after the breakdown of law & order, America's economy will be measured by hamburgers

Based Matthew give me some waves next Tuesday. Blow you fucker BLOOOWW

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Georgiafag here, does anyone know if it will hit Savannah hard? They called for the evacuation of chatam county where my family lives. I'm at college and just got done shoving all my shit into lockers as anti-nig precaution.

>>91735373
>>91735383
What do I do then!!!

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>>91735147

For better effect put a box of nails and maybe some broken glass by the window too, it'll slow down the wind.

>>91734438
>Stockpiled on McDonald's to last me a few days

too good, 10/10

>>91735038
tarp the inside to catch the exploding glass, put plywood on the back, shove a couch or something against it.

>>91735466
That's what ive been saying. Orlando is gonna be absolutely destroyed

>>91735471
nobody knows anything about it and there are no streams

>>91734427
>Forgive me for asking this question (as Brit I have never experienced weather anywhere near extreme as in the U.S.A), but is it really that dangerous?

Here is smaller storm from earleir this year taking our a train in texas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAHrqhcq1uM

Fast moving floods are terrifyingly powerful. Imagine a force that is capable of overturning a freight train instead hitting your home.

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>>91735516
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