Hurricane General - Getting Spooky Edition

first for florida's death

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First for murdercane goggles

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Press F to pay respects

Miami reporting. Wind is picking up, starting to get rain. Nothing spooky yet.

Hope it misses me.

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What's for breakfast bros? Got the usual today.

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>>91725361

904 REPRESENT DUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

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>>91725385
>Nothing spooky yet.

LIVE:
https://www.fb.com/mikesweatherpage/videos/vb.88134562366/10154435847322367/?type=3&theater

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>>91725385

>hope it misses me

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>>91725405
unironical regular burger breakfast

>>91725405
I never get anything from there but hashbrowns and orange jews.
General Tso's chicken for me.

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>>91725405
i'm eating bagels senpai

what's worse, drowning or being crushed by a pile of debris? should I just shoot myself if it gets bad?

>>91725405
You dick, I'm starving and that looks delicious

>>91725405
about to make eggs with bacon, potatos and onions

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>>91725385
>Hope it misses me.

>>91725575
shoot at the hurricane

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From previous thread.

Go to bed, its at 961 mb.
Wake up and it is 940 mb and dropping fast.

Fuck. That a strong Cat 4 level. Hell, if it keeps dropping it could hit 920...

>>91725405
hate to break it to ya, this shit ain't food, bruf

>>91725575
Where are you anon

>implying this storm will even be dangerous

Holy shit its going to be weak as fuck I dont knoe why all you pussies are going to leave, I won't destroy that much

Haven't been paying attention. 954 isn't fucked, are we?

If the power is out for 3 weeks will there be black girls selling their bodies in the streets?

>>91725405
What's that, 1000 kcal for your first meal?

is it just gonna scrape up the eastern coast? or will it move offshore?

Jacksonville Beach checking in and preparing for my death.

>>91725575
drowning is worse

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you know, I am stuck right now with schadenfreude over the dumbshits who are going to legitimately die from not taking it seriously
but I am also sad because there will be less /pol/bros to chat with...

I mean uh...
>tfw no publix

>>91725680
Why wait 3 weeks? Start raping when the eye passes over you.

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>>91725073
Jesus the CNN news guy is going cray cray with the listen if you don't get the fuck out you are all going to die mother fuckers speech

SHOULD I BELIEVE THE HYPE?

>>91725413
904 here I'm fucking P U M P E D

>>91725692
>Jacksonville Beach
That a barrier island right?

You better get off it.

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>>91725771
>sad
>about less American posters on /pol/

>>91725575
I mean drowning is fucking terrifying but being crushed in half probably sucks too. Shooting yourself: you might do it wrong and then you'll be in agony until the hurricane ends your suffering.

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>>91725575

Well if you drown you're most likely going to be blended/crushed/maimed by floating debris the size of cars while it's happening.

I'd probably just put my head between a few cinder blocks and wait for it.

F

>>91725652
melbourne FL

had to leave the coast now i'm staying at a hotel in georgia

at least they have good internet

>>91725854
It means less guys in Florida to vote for trump ya cock

912 here. It's going to be weak af by the time it gets to us. Good luck Florida.

>>91725898
Are you a nigger?

Welcome to Napalm Beach, FL. Don't mind the devastation.

>>91725806
its 9mph away from being a cat5 and it is a cat4 and getting stronger

>>91725854
I'm too empathetic for my own good sometimes I guess

Mom just fell for the fill the bathtub to flush the toilet meme. No more showering here bros.

>>91725806
Depends where you at,

>>91725806
>believing Clinton News Network's take on the weather
Shiggy McDiggles

>>91725771
Wow, someone made a Publix pepe. I don't know why but this makes me happy.

>>91725950
no I'm aryan tier

>>91725575

Just wait it out bro; it's only a storm.

>>91725690
Better than pickled herring roe paste with blueberry juice

>>91725968
If you lose water pressure, you will thank. The smell otherwise is awful.

>>91725854
>less American posters

buddy

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CAMDEN COUNTY MANDATORY EVACUATION NOTICE JUST ISSUED

also, post florida waifus

>>91726018

Do you have children?

>>91725898
dude maybe you should run
my buddy just left last night to stay with his parents in Oveido.

>>91725968
>not bathing in that water

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NASAfag here

How fucked am I, anons?

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>>91725999
>believing Clinton News Network

>Think it is just propaganda
>stay in Florida
>die

>>91726038
>Better than pickled herring roe paste
Get out. Herring Roe paste is the shit.

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>>91726092

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Delaware reporting in. Why do you southerners always get the good shit? All we get is a little wind and rain. Maybe lose electric for like 2 days.

>>91726144
Space coast is gonna be rocking.

>>91726094
no

>>91725854
>Florida
>America
The only reason we keep it is the tourism cash Disney World brings in

RIP all the coral reefs next to boca and delray
Hats off to my lifeguard bros in delray
be safe

I don't own any guns what can I do to protect myself from post cane nogs

>>91725675
Shit, just started raining. Not too bad yet but it's probably coming.

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>>91725654
>weak as fuck
>155 mph gusts
>936mb and dropping
nice meme

>>91726218
Don't forget drug-dollars and crops. Cross between Chile and Columbia.

>>91726247

paint yourself black and join them

>>91726198
>tfw no comfy hurricanes for the northeast

>>91726247
Shoot them with guns.

for wich candidate is the hurricane voting?

>>91725968

>meme
>wanting to live among your own filth
>dying of dysentery

That's the only way you're going to dispose of your shit later. You'll thank her.

Everyone telling me to stay here. Clearwater but out in Newport shitty right now. If we all end up dead I ll be screaming REEEEEEEEEEEEE into the death hole. Love you guys. Stay safe faggots.

>>91725651
McDonald's is actually just normal food, same shit you'd get at the grocery store in most cases. The problem is that burgers eat twice what they need and then don't exercise.

>>91725968

why not just shit outside? the rain will wash it away

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>>91725690
eat big to get big, COME ON

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Pic related, that is where I'm chillin'

I didn't board my windows, but I have hurricane windows.
All the stuff from front yard and back yard are picked up and put in garage.
Vehicles are parked sideways so only side windows are smashed if it happens.
Food and water supply = good

Am I safe /pol/? My parents don't want to leave so I really can't.

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god damn, so many retarded people in here who think this is a non-event

it's set to be a Category 5

picture related is the latest model from the Navy and that's 24-30 hours away. so it could go even further inland.

if you are seriously asking dumbass questions like "hurr I have three cans of corn and some soda, will I be ok?" you deserve to die and I sincerely hope you do for the betterment of humanity.

>>91726293
me

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>>91726223
Also, Lake Worth Pier is going to get washed away again... lel

>>91726210

Save yourself. Kill nogs on your way out. The skelly-cane will dispose of the bodies.

>>91726210
die you useless mother fucker

i have a sister in law, a 4 y/o nephew, and her parents living in Port St John and they refuse to leave their home there so if they still do when this shit hits Cat 5 and hits Miami Wish me luck on the 2 1/2 hour drive there to force them out

>>91725413
Hodges, here.
I'm wondering how many out of state UNF fags are pissing themselves in their dorms, right now.

>>91725999
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutsshws.php

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Good luck worst coast of Florida.

If I had anything to say I would have had this hit Jew York and New England.

>>91726436

good luck but people are stubborn be prepared to stay with them til the end

>>91726293
Defitely Jeb. Hurricanes love guac

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>>91726363
And do you think that American is actually getting big in the correct sense?

>>91725405
Your mcmuffins look fucking weird.

>>91725614
I don't think the eye is even supposed to reach shore at all and there is no evacuation notice for where I am. Shit people even closer to shore aren't evacuating by the looks of it.

Anyways 561 reporting, god willing this storm fucks right off.

Death toll predictions?

Any Florida bros here ? What you got for supplies for the storm?

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>>91726293
Harambe

>Googles already looted the publix last night
>It hasn't even started raining yet.

I just hope my power and internet don't go out.

>>91726381

>navgem
>850 mbar altitude

mate

>>91726545
judging by how retarded the florida posters are and how retarded floridians are in general.
a lot.

>>91725924
a side storm is heading straight for your hotel. GET OUT!

>>91726531
>I don't think the eye is even supposed to reach shore at all
Unfortunately several of the supercomputers designed to predict this sort of thing disgaree with you

>>91726513
maybe. it's all calories, breh

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I thought Haitians were starving?

Miami beach here. Just moved so no storm shutters. Not sure apts policy on drilling anyway. All the prep I did was fill up on gas buy snacks water and a case of shock top and a case of yuengling. My cars parked in 2nd floor of parking structure (free during storm). I have the day off from work. I was going to go for a jog and take some photos at the beach. My neighbor is cute French girl. Any suggestions?

Update: heading out front door now

>>91726491
>New England
why do you hate us anon?

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tfw wife to fat to move out of the way of danger

what do?

What's some comfy-tier hurricanecore I can watch, /pol/? I'm already set to be watching the Seth McFarland hurricane episodes, but I'm wondering what I should watch after that.

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what you guys gonna do for the 2 weeks we're going to be without power? i honestly have no idea how i'm going to pass the time.

>>91725968
good thing your mom's in charge

>>91726643
youll be fine

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>>91725385
Oh it misses you, but you'll reunite soon enough.

>>91726554
>Any Florida bros here
>in the /florida/ general

probably not

>>91726565
You mean they bought shit or they actually looted? Is there a news story about this?

>>91726513
>Diny benis

Rip 2 me shit was 100 y'all finta blow away an sheeeeit PEACE

>>91726377
What kind of house do you have? That's far from an ideal spot my dude.

>>91726680

Get some good books, candles, a weather radio. Also wet wipes to wash your nuts/armpits when they start to stink really bad.

It can be kinda comfy.

>>91726669
Leave her for dead and find a younger thinner new one.

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>>91726680
Read some books, nigger.

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Now there is a cop driving around my neighborhood telling people to leave from the comm speaker.

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ALL YOU IDIOTS ASKING IF YOU ARE FUCKED

I HOPE YOU DIE FOR BEING SO STUPID

>>91725589
HOLY SHIT DUDE

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I haven't been paying attention. Is this hurricane a bad one? Katrina 2.0? Are we going to have a bunch of negroes wandering around asking for help and being eaten by alligators?

>>91725860
Neither of those are legit fears. You should worry more about troops of Harambes taking advantage of the power being out.

Pretty spooky thread with all these soon to be dead anons posting.

https://mobile.twitter.com/KBente95/status/784023122651459584

>>91726669
Put her on the roof. It'll stop your house from flying away.

>>91726778
Just a normal house? I'm not sure what the specifics are.

aren't most houses built in florida supposed to be hurricane proof? Unless, of course, your house was built during the boom in the 50s.

Also a great place to take shelter is a museum. They are built to be 100% hurricane proof.

>>91725968
Just shit in bags and throw them out the window, like Canadians do

>>91726839
If the pressure keeps dropping it going to be a andrew.

>>91726491
We all want it to hit jew york

>>91726818
get out you dumbass

Is it OK to run a generator inside?

Any Fort Myers/ Far East Florida bros here? It's going to be comfy watching the other half of the state literally get ripped off

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Pensacola here. Everything is comfy, nice blue skies forever and not a single sighte of hurricane, have fun East Florida

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>>91726933

>>91726933
w-what does that mean

>>91726954

yes

>>91726669
Eat her when things get bad.

>>91726381
doesn't that projection mean Tampa is literally gonna get fucked up the ass?

>>91726252
OH FUCK IT'S RAINING HARDER AND THE WIND IS PICKING UP. RIP 954.

>>91726826
My friend moved to Deland 2 years ago and is from AZ. I lived in FL for about 5 years prior in Tampa. Ive been trying to tell him he needs to leave. Not out of any fears of debris or anything but because of the power being out. I went almost 3 weeks with no power because I didnt leave when Charlie came in 04 I think it was.

>>91726993
He means that it's strengthening pretty rapidly.

>>91726954
No

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>>91726839

>Are we going to have a bunch of negroes wandering around asking for help and being eaten by alligators?

No, because it's hitting areas mostly inhabited by upper middle class white people who have properly constructed homes and prepared adequately (for the most part, some /pol/acks seem to be braindead).

>>91725073
757 checking in.

Thanks for keeping these threads up OP. Some pretty useful links.

Godspeed southern anons.

>>91726818
You should listen.

>>91726954
Yes, but for God's sake have a carbon monoxide detector and connect the exhaust outside.

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>>91726954


>Is it OK to run a generator inside?

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>tfw 12-16 more hours of shitposting before you lose power for at least a few days.

Am I safe in Orlando?

who /loot/ here

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>>91727007
I AM GOING TO HIDE IN HER VAGINA

NO WAY THIS STORM CAN LIFT HER

>>91726818
RUN YOU FOOL

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>>91726436
Good luck OP, that's really rough

>>91726954
Its okay if you plan on dying in your sleep from the fumes.

>>91726954

That is how half the days from the 04 hurricane happened.

Idiots running their generator inside.

will someone please just think of all the small animals and fledgling birds and ground critters that didnt get the evac orders?

:(

>>91726954
No that'll kill you

>>91726954
Yes, but make sure that everything is still shuttered up and that no air can escape.

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>>91727140

>wont be able to shitpost for over 24 hours

haven't been through this much pain since I went through basic training

>>91726545
Billions

>>91727158
Not really. Plus a big storm is coming.

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>>91727189

>>91727007
eww, she'd be pure fat

>>91726883
>https://mobile.twitter.com/KBente95/status/784023122651459584

that's Miami and it hasn't even fully hit yet

all these retarded Northerners new to Florida think it's a big joke, I'm looking forward to seeing the body count

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That anon the other day wasn't bullshitting. It's actually acceptable to treat your bath water with bleach and drink it.

So they are estimating a few thousand will die in Florida from this hurricane on the news here.
Anyone still debating... Please leave.

>>91727240
#ChirpLivesMatter

>>91726440
>coming from another state for UNF

lmao

>>91726818
>when a cop violates the NAP by telling you to evacuate before a hurricane hits

>>91726789
Shit the wet wipes are a good idea
Do they scented ones or something? Some dry shampoo would be good too.
I'm gonna try to pick some up now, hopefully everything hasn't been bought

>>91725073
I hope this hurricane destroys you all.

>>91727158
I don't know, why don't you take some self responsibility and research it for yourself instead of asking dumbass questions in a thread that has already provided plenty of information.

>>91727326
That's Nassau actually

>>91726883
>No shutters

The fuck?

>>91726818
>>91726377
Yall are in super shit spots and should probably evacuate.

>>91726624
Got any decent links to these predictions? I'm gettin real spooked mate and I'm wondering if I should fall asleep or run to a shelter.

inb4 Academi has to come in and kill a bunch of nigs

>The Blackwater operators described their mission in New Orleans as "securing neighborhoods," as if they were talking about Sadr City. When National Guard troops descended on the city, the Army Times described their role as fighting "the insurgency in the city." Brigadier Gen. Gary Jones, who commanded the Louisiana National Guard's Joint Task Force, told the paper, "This place is going to look like Little Somalia. We're going to go out and take this city back. This will be a combat operation to get this city under control."

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>>91726993
It growing stronger quickly. If it drops another 20 bars it a strong cat 5 in real terms.

>>91727047
Going back down again a bit. I think that was a warning from kek.
I'll just play CS:GO all day until the power goes out.

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>there will never be a hurricane in our lifetime that complete wipes the East Coast off the map

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Hurricanes were mainly only cool when you were a kid and got to skip school and play outside in the storm

now its just kinda gay and faggy and you lose internet with no friends

Matthew 10:7
And as ye go, preach, saying, The kingdom of heaven is at hand.

>>91726680
>Survive Cat 5 hurricane
>Die of boredom
Sad

>>91726377

You're going to get fucked anon, if the ocean is within viewing distance of your home good luck to you.

>>91727341
that's basically how tap water is treated son...

was that shit news to you?

>>91726839
Is that first guy discount Rick Moranis?

for how much time aprox will floridians lose access to internet?

>>91727383

Dude, there are so many foreign students at UNF these days. Tons of Chinese, Arabs and Latinos from rich families.

They were pretty chill desu.

>>91727485
it wont be a hurricane, itll be a tsunami

>>91727240
Boynton Beach here. The birds all disappeared yesterday, only saw iguanas and bugs out while walking outside. Birds notice changes and fly the fuck out west, dumb lizards don't.

Any anons going to live stream or post pics up until you lose power?

>>91726436
>Port St John
Good luck

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>>91727479

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>tfw ohio
No earhquakes, hurricanes or anything fun:/

>>91727516
Yeah if someone told me to put bleach in my water I'd think they were fucking with me and trying to kill me.

>>91727469
Tfw half the deaths from the hurricane involve /k/ and /pol/ fags who won't be disarmed

>>91726198
>>91726290
Mathew was supposed to fucking nail NYC and Boston.

Instead it's going to hit Florida TWICE.

can one of you boca bros livestream at the beach?

>>91725639
are you downloading a file or something?

>>91725073
I was praying for God to turn the storm away from Florida.

I don't think he is going to do it. I think God is angry at the U.S.

I could be wrong.

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Rate my /comfy/ snack

>>91727605
At least there's power outages during the winter

>>91727527
>>91727527
That guy is one of hte most bad ass operators ever

boys just remember what some nigger said my freshman year of high school " I'm like bonecrusher nigga, I AINT NEVER SCARED!"

>>91726818

Use to live over in the same area. Lots of retirees and older people over there who have no where else to go.

>>91727650
>snack
stop embarrassing us

>>91727650
>Pizza hut

>>91727650
makes me hungry af

>>91727527
he's actually a special forces operator, Mike Vining

>>91726667
Because I want to see a bunch of effeminate fucks lose it because they lost their shed.

PREPARE TO GET SHOT AND HAVE YOUR GUNS TAKEN

NATIONAL GUARD IS ON THEIR WAY

https://twitter.com/USNationalGuard/status/784015088063766528

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Be advised, douchebag Matthew is bringing in Nicole for a threesome.

Got lube?

>>91727535
Depends. Last hurricane I was in there I lost power for 3 weeks but people had cell service. I just used the car to charge as needed and browsing by phone wasnt even a thing then. You guys are in a better position than I was.

>Get one of those auxiliary power bricks to charge your phone for my birthday.
>never use it because I never go out
>finally going to get to use it

t-t-thanks mom

>>91727341
>>91727341
How do you think tap water is made?

Is this good for Trump ?

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>Phone battery just permadied
>Can't find a replacement time
>Can't use mobile data to satiate my 4chan and Twitter addictions
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

>>91727650
Mediocre cheesy-bread snack.

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>>91726377
>>91726818
Seriously here... This is grand lagoon here in Pensacola after Hurricane Ivan's storm surge. If you think this is some fucking joke and you live on the coast and near sea level? Get the fuck out NOW.

A glancing blow won't be bad but if it turns and directly hits you? You CAN die. You will be climbing through your roof in the middle of the night to escape rising waters.

I'm not fucking around. Look up Pensacola, Ivan, Grand Lagoon. Or look up Katrina, Biloxi Mississippi. Ok?

>>91726818

They said on the weather channel A1A will completely flood over...everything on the other side of A1A will be destroyed and devestated.

>>91727650
Pizza Hut 0/10 enjoy your e. coli

>>91727650
>snack

>>91727767
it's chlorine, not bleach

>>91727665
I guess that can be kinda comfy

>>91727650
too many crustables why is it so crustable one piece only pretty much only crustables

>>91727752
Time to take to the rooftops and blast niggers that start looting.

>>91727605
Fellow Ohio bro here.
That's not exactly true:
http://www.libraries.wright.edu/special/ddn_archive/2011/04/19/xenia-tornado-of-1974/

>>91727577
right on the beach. i'd love to periscope, but my phone is broken.

>>91727801
who cares

stop spoon feeding these retards in this thread, let them die. I'm amazed how many people in here think this is a joke happening thread and it's "le funny" that they don't have supplies. seriously let them die.

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Now I can take nofap seriously when my power goes out.

>>91727649
You have to pray for Kek, like this.

All Hail Toppest Kek, if Singles. Florida will be safe from murdercaine destruction.

and then when you hit post, you will see his will.

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Who else is all boarded up and ready?

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Juno Beach, FL, here. Shutters up, and mimosas poured. Stay safe, 561 bros.
.

>>91725405
60 mgs of adderal

>>91727779

Honestly who knows. A lot can happen with this.

It depends on how it plays out, and how Obama, Clinton, and Trump respond.

9 Foot storm surge boys. That's incredible by the way. Thousands are going to die.

>>91726669
She's not going anywhere.

>>91727667
I know who Vining is. I was trying to lighten the mood for all you retards who are accepting their impending deaths at the hands of mattychan's big windy cock.

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>>91727650
>snack
For a landwhale

>>91727787
>not having a cellular-enabled iPad
You're a disgrace to Floridians everywhere

>>91725924
Athensfag here. Watching at a straight comfy/10 away. Where you at anon?

https://www.ventusky.com/?p=26.0;-79.4;5&l=gust&w=0xIAb9A9A

>>91727650
$5 menu bless

>>91727922
Retard, now's the time to print out each from of your favourite gifs and webms so you can make flipbooks.

>>91727909
xeniaphobe

>>91727486
>tfw 18 year old high school senior and I have no school today or tomorrow

>>91727927
How much plywood did you buy

any tips about how to simulate a category 4 hurricane in your flat? i want to get the comfy feel too

>>91725413

904 Southside, Are we really going to lose power?

>>91727909
>42 years ago

Orlando here. Should i even bother being worried? Seems like it will only fuck up the coasts.

I have some canned food and water bottles for a few days regardless.

>>91727932
Do the Jews still demand people come to work during something like this?

>>91728053
>Plywood

Galvanized steel son

>>91728063
rent a wrecking ball

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Who /CoralSprings/ here?

>>91728063
Have a bunch of googles try to rob you.

Thats what it was like during Katrina and Ike.

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>>91725073
Florida med faq reporting in!
Working a 24+ hr shift on over time.
Feels good man.

>>91727825
sounds like bullshit, my neighborhood never flooded through Floyd, Charley, Frances, Wilma, etc..

>>91727923
singles don't count faggot

>>91727957
9 foot? Honestly? That's awful.

>>91728107
The hurricane is tracking right over your fucking head

>>91728071

i hope not, want to play wow all night with comfy hurricane noises

>>91727859
What do you think bleach is.

Will give you a hint.

sodium hypochlorite

>>91728107
Lol. Thousands are gonna die.

>>91728164
i used to live in that shithole
the niggers there be wilin

>>91728188
Checked!

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>>91727787

864 reporting in. I sure hope most of the storm bypasses us.

>>91725806
Everyone's been doing this. It's fucking retarded. This is going to be bad but the news and governor aren't doing shit except screaming "GET THE FUCK OUT OR YOU'RE GONNA DIE GO GO GO GO". That's not helping people be prepared, it's creating panic.

It's almost happening
https://twitter.com/BigJoeBastardi/status/784016539850772481

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Matthew appears to be passing over almost directly over high density democrat voting precincts.

>Illary spends tens of millions of dollars on ads for weather channel starting today

What do you think?

>>91728134
In my experience yes unless there's a mandatory evac order on the office. Doesn't count as excused absence if your home is mandatory evac but the office isn't.

>>91727974
Fair enough, dealing with anons who seriously think gettingfood supplies is chips and soda, and doesn't know what bleach is made out of.

>>91727555
Witnessed

>>91728280

Shit, this is true

>>91728071
Southside repping

Got a call from jea saying there might be power outtages. Hoping it's just to cover their ass

>>91728063
Buy a bottle of drinking water, some Mentos and a KitKat, then slowly die.

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>>91728215
>tfw ill never experience comfy hurricane noises
Why live

>>91727932
Probably. I sent my few employees home yesterday and told them to take care of whatever they needed to and we'll reevaluate after the weekend.

hopefully this storm kills all those fucking geese at UNF

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>tfw its my birthday and my house will most likely be destroyed

it was a fun run, lads

We need to meme this thing more westward and make it more stronk.

>>91728311
As I been saying, this might go Sub 920

>>91725571
Their hash browns are so greasy. I loved them for 2 months and now I can't stomach them.

>>91728164
We 50/50 fucked

>>91728212
Oh well, at least the (((Disney))) jews will get blown the fuck out as well

>>91728319

never let a crisis go to waste

>the MSM thinks this is acceptable behavior

https://twitter.com/FLGovScott/status/784038002939002880

https://twitter.com/FLGovScott/status/784038002939002880

https://twitter.com/FLGovScott/status/784038002939002880

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>>91728319
Kek wills it

>>91727031
Tampa won't be there after

>>91728408
Fuck you nigger I live here

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>whats the situation like?
>just diving for pussy bro

>>91728450
They already flew out on their private jets

>>91728319
it affects the entire east coast of florida

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>>91728311

>>91728403
Goodbye anon, enjoy the afterlife

>>91728483

T-thanks Governor for letting me know I'm gonna die.

Have friend who husband is insisting on riding out the storm.

In sharpes florida

They are fucked.

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>>91728349
>6-9 feet now all the way down to Melbourne
haha holy fuck this is gonna be bad

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Are your looting sings ready?

Pro tip, don't use recursive. Niggers can't understand recursive.

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nothing of value was lost

>>91727650
that crust is disgusting, why did you pay for that?

>>91728540
>When she tell you she wet

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>>91728403
happy birthday, faggot

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Good thing I had trees trimmed around my house 2 days ago.

OP HERE

Making new one in just a sec

>>91725073
Was reading about how hard the hurricane hit Haiti:
>Entire Town wiped out
>35+ people dead
>350,000 people in need of help now

Why don't the people move if the area is a hotbed for hurricanes?

>>91726436
im in port st john. FUGG

>>91726634
Say what you want but that dude's a real man.

Davie here, just got two days worth of Publix subs.
Also how fucked are we in Western Broward?

>>91728483
>the heights of storm surge will be above ground.
No shit governor

>>91728653

Fuck the Haitians.

>>91728653
there isn't really anywhere to go in Haiti

>>91728483
How far inland tho?

>>91728349
jesus

and then the storm is supposed to come back for an encore, maybe bringing crackwhore hurricane Nicole with it

>>91728483
Hahahahaha man your gov is fucked. But yeah you are all. Going to die ha

>tfw Kissimmee
how fucked am i

>>91728649
thanks