What's up with this clown epidemic sweeping America? Do

yes.

Viral marketing for IT reboot I'm sure

>>91649764
>Viral marketing for the remake of IT

>>91649764

Some normie shit

>>91649764
#ClownLivesMatter
Can we steal this forced meme into a satire of black lives matter.
Call anyone racist if they don't veiw clown as a race.
It should be shitty pr as we steal the shitty it movie viral marketing.

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a blm or isis guy trying to see how the general public reacts. one of these days these seemingly harmless clowns will explode or rape another person.

>>91650332
Fuck this unneeded racism, its 2016.

I live in Montana and plan on standing by the side of the road in the woods in a clown outfit this friday at midnite.


wish me luck.

>>91649764
>Viral marketing for IT reboot I'm sure

This

Sage

Mods FFS ban this companies IPs

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>>91649764
I dont care if its irrational, if one of those clowns starts chasing me im going to give him a reason to wear a mask.

>every few years some fuckheads dress up like clowns and try to rape kids
>each time a few copy cats pick it up after seeing it in the news
>IT remake coming up
>marketing team decides to leak stories to the media playing off of clown "epidemics" of the past
>media picks it up again
>copy cats pick it up again
wew lad

>>91649940
>>91649979

No

Government Psyop

Data collection and distraction

>>91650332
Sharts need guns cause they are afraid of fancy dress

>>91650496
hold a clown live matters sign

juggalo resurgence

The clown epidemic is sweeping Canada too.

Fort McMurray (the city that had to be evacuated like half a year ago) had to close down entire segments of the city because a gang threatened to kidnap children and plant bombs while dressed like clowns.

Also a clown walking down a highway in Newfoundland planning to carjack people got stabbed by another Clown.

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>>91649764
>What's up with this clown epidemic sweeping America?

Just a bunch of bozos clowning around.

>>91649764
Clown infestations are a Harbinger of Happenings and are sure to provide many offerings to KEK.

>>91651037
>Also a clown walking down a highway in Newfoundland planning to carjack people got stabbed by another Clown.
Fucking KEK what is this Clownicide?

>>91649764
>#notclowningaround
>Are they just clowning around ?

They've answered that for you.

Will the marketing ad agency be held liable when people start shooting clowns?

>>91651298
I saw one of them while walking the prairie path with my GF and he told me to run then pulled out a kitchen knife. So I did and I have not walked it since. That was last week

Even cops are advocating shooting all creepy ass clowns via faceburg.

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>>91651659

>>91649764

mass hysteria; viral marketing for IT remake.

Who here going clown hunting tonight?

It's just one or two kids dressing up to stir shit, and then people are starting to make up stories so it all snowballs up to 100 clowns for every actual clown reported. Sort of like if 100 people told a dispatcher a unique story of the same murder they all saw.

>>91651828
JD?

it would be funny if a black guy dressed as a clown got shot by police

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>>91651275
There's more clown HAPPENINGS in leafland too.

A bunch of hunters in Quebec found mannequins in the middle of no where, hanging to trees by nooses wearing clown wigs.
Pretty spooky famalam

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>>91649764
Tim Kaine's Clown Brigade, coming to register the dead.

I've got an ingenuous plan, what if we spread the clowns are somehow related to the alt-right, try and remove the stigma Pepe has attached to him and shift the focus onto the clowns.

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>>91651999
The highest of trips.

>>91650442
Clown posters please go

>>91649764
This is the logical next step of ICP fanbois.

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my town started booming with clown posts 2 days ago. the boomers are freaking

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>>91652374
>wanting Trump and 4chan to be associated with these monsters.
Fuck no! Pin it on Tim Kaine instead.

>>91649764
there are clown sightings all over here in kentucky. i think its a stretch to say its viral marketing, i think if anything this is an extension of the thing where people were trying to make the purge happen irl. just a huge trend of copycat clowns

Is space station 13 still leaking into reality?

>>91649764
Juggalos

Fuckin' niggers why don't they work??

Anyone who doesn't enjoy these random clown sightings clearly doesn't have a sense of humor.

There is nothing more humorous than a man in a children's costume appearing in random location where children could be.

Humorism is unacceptable in a Goyim society.

Humor doesn't exist. Humor is a social construct. There is more difference between funny people than there are between funny and unfunny people.

>>91650614
No one cared who he was until he put on the mask.

>children in Halifax are told to run away if they see clowns
>clowns in Halifax are reported to just lurk the outskirts of school playgrounds

>>91653219
LONDON?

>>91649764
>Hillary puts a bunch of black guys in clown suits
>tells them to lurk on college campuses being vaguely threatening in a legal manner
>one gets shot sooner or later
>HE WUZ JUS CLOWNIN AROUND, HE DINDU NUFFIN WRONG
>Trump loses

>>91653739
Well she sure picked the right running mate!

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>>91653454

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>>91653219
we need to just kill these clowns and end this stupidity

>>91653978
We need to hire them! They are obviously unemployed due to the Obamaconomy!

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What if the sudden appearance of clowns isn't some mass hysteria or some marketing campaign. This isn't a coincidence lads, the white race as it is currently can't combat the shitskin hordes and mudslimes. Species that face hard times must evolve to adapt. The white race is evolving. We're memevolving into clowns. In 100, or even 50 years from now, the white race will be largely dead, and we'll be replaced by clowns. They will travel in gaggles, with bacon pies, in right-wing clown squads, and kill those who don't submit.

This is the future, /pol/. This is how the white race survives.

>>91654163
Wanna pull my honker! You have to find it first! You unfunny humanscum!

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>>91649764

Honk?

>>91650211
>>91650556
>>91651375
>>91651298


huh, really makes you dink.

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>>91649764
They should just go wear Burka's and sue for religious discrimination.

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>>91654327
>tfw forgot image

>>91654163
>memevolving

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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All ye young fellers aren't old enough to remember, but them there clowns have been around for centuries.

I remember my old man telling me when I was but a mere buck about them clowns. They sleep and rise up every 25 years to eat. I've lived through 3 carnival seasons, and have yet to see any man eradicate them. Them clowns are just too tough.

It's best to just stay home and wait it out, their tents are pitched for only 3 months. After they had their full they go back underground.

Before ya know it, life will go back to normal. Such is life amongst the clowns.

>>91654324
literally a creature made of nightmares, around clowns never frown

>>91654524
He's giving the clown signal! Everybody quick, stop laughing!

>>91649764
Clown goin ta clown dawgs

Around Clowns, Never Look Down

>>91651659
God damn it man, now I want to fuck a clown. That is not cool!

>>91655040
They laugh instead of moan.

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>>91649764
>clowning around

Fucking end your life.

>>91649764
> be normie
> "Not all muslims"
> "black lives matter"
> "how many more shootings will it take"
> "OH FUCK, CLOWNS! I NEED A GUN"

In bristol, CT there is a clown "threat" at the high school. Increased police presence. Article at the bristol press but i can't be assed to link it

>>91649764
any clown sites? i want to join this clownmunity

>>91649764

its really fucking weird, i ran into some a few days ago, does /pol/ want a story?

Started as viral marketing for IT now it's just people trolling, one took a round to the face IIRC

>>91655154
They only laugh when they see the size of your dick.

>>91655426
>does /pol/ want a story?
does a moose shit in the woods?

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>>91653209
>A man
>In a costume

Oh, sweet, sweet anon...

>>91651999
My sister told me a friend of hers a few town away said some clowns tried to break into her house one night.

She also tells her 3 year old son whenever he tries to run outside at night that there's clowns outside.

This clown shit is getting out of hand.

Another prime example of the media blowing up non sense. Absolutely a non issue and nothing will happen. It's just the media warping your mind.

>>91654379
>thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve-UIXjW6rk

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>>91655426
Do it faggot.

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This isn't funny anymore.

Last night someone threw a pie at my kitchen window and left a bunch of bowling pins on my front door.

Then at around 1 am, I got a text message with the image.

I already reported the number to the san diego police department

>>91655426
yes u dumb shit

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>>91655426
>does /pol/ want a story?

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>>91649764
HONK LIVES MATTER

>>91655496
They burst into absurd clown laughter every time they get slammed.

>>91649764
I would assume it's a coven of meme magicians operating in competition with the Kult of Kek.

Are there any ancient evil gods with a clown-like motif?

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>>91654372
This is the only thing I found in google images of a clown wearing a burka

>>91655512
Tim Kaine is coming! Tell the children Tim Kaine is coming!

>>91655525
>My sister told me a friend of hers a few town away said some clowns tried to break into her house one night.
Did you teach these clowns a lesson?

>>91649764
>there are people not prepared for the clownpacalypse

>>91650496
Have fun getting shot.

>>91655426

No, nobody wants to hear your campfire bullshit

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>>91649940
>>91649979
>>91650046
>>91650556
>>91651472
>>91651828

correct

it would be funnier if it were minions instead of clowns

>>91655806
>Are there any ancient evil gods with a clown-like motif?
If you know of any, please do tell.

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>>91651298
>pulled out my glock 20 and pulled the pin
fucking /k/ humor, every time

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>there's an old flickering low-pressure sodium streetlight down the road
>think I might have a decade old clown mask in storage

Should I, lads?

>>91655509

thats a yes then, anyway

>be me with a few friends, out for a night of drinking
>been joking about clowns and shit for the past few days before
>we are all piss drunk, decide to go clown hunting
>we drive to a park that surrounded by woods and sports fields
>we all start walking around with beers, 1 friend brought a tire iron to dick around with
Just a note, weve been saying shit like "look a clown" just for shits and gigs

anyway
>fastforward about 45 minutes
>no clowns anywhere
>we decide to head back
>one of the guys says "hold up i need to take a piss first"
>guy goes to the treeline to take a leak
>hes gone for 20 seconds and then we hear "OH SHIT' and our friend sprinting back to us
>We all think hes just fucking with us
>we point our flash lights over there
>we see 2 fucking clowns with rainbow hair staring at us, maybe 60 yards away
>friend hurls tire iron, and we hear a slight "ahh", like one of the fuckers was hit
>book it back to our house
>cant sleep

fin

but fr these clowns are fucking weird man, that shit gave me the creeps

>>91651472
I fucking hope so

NOT ALL CLOWNS

CLOWN LIVES MATTER

RED NOSE DONT SHOOT

really though it just people trying to whore social media fame and its October so theyre trying something spooky. there was even a clown debating on live TV last night against mike pence

>>91656120
yes

>>91650496
RIP, Anon.

>>91649764
THIS IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY POLITICAL
STOP SHITTING UP THE BOARD

>>91650496
Nigga you are going to get shot

>>91649764
Clowns are a costume of peace.

>>91655198
Perfect way to get the lazy pricks to tool up for the racewar.

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>walking down the street at night when suddenly this guy looks at your from across the street and starts giggling.

WAT DO /POL/????

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>>91655040

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>>91656120
Do it for Kek!

>>91655916
This happened before I heard about it. I just don't want to see any of these chucklefucks around here (northwest ohio)

>>91656310
YOU CLOWNS

THESE SIGHTINGS ARE DUE TO THE IT REBOOT, THEY?RE A COMMERCIAL CAMPAIGN BY UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, THATS IT. I REPEAT, THERE?S NOTHING MORE TO THIS, STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
SAGE

>>91649940
>>91649979
this meme is even shittier than the clown meme itself

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>>91656422
say goodnight, clown

>>91656393
Costume? I inked my face!

>>91656422
Tell him I'm armed and that I'll shoot him if he comes within 15 feet of me.

>>91656502
Well it isn't funny.

Who is the best clown on tv/ in movies?

>>91656525
So the JEWS are behind it

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Fact: All clowns are flesh-eating monsters that come from the dankest, darkest pits of hell.

>>91656422
unzip benis

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>>91656702
Tim Kaine.

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>>91656666
CONGRATULATIONS ANON

>>91656713
why is /pol/ always fucking right

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>>91656588
>pulls out slide whistle
*whoooooooooop*

>>91656666
>>91656666
CLOWNS CONFIRMED NOT FUNNY

>>91656049
Well, there's this:

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clown#.22Clowns.22_in_the_world.27s_cultures
>"The most ancient clowns have been found in the Fifth dynasty of Egypt, around 2400 BC. Unlike court jesters, clowns have traditionally served a socio-religious and psychological role, and traditionally the roles of priest and clown have been held by the same persons"
So, clowns arose in the same time and place that Kek worship started, and these clowns served a ritual role.

>>91656422
Pull down my pants, flail my arms and scream loudly.

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>>91656666

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Mfw that shit is on the local news, i kive in kalamazoo michigan, and it's hunting season. I can deal with kebobs and niggers, but i hate clowns. News says how to ease fear of clown's. Ya 12gauge buckshot. Fuck all that. I'll shoot a clown if it gets wothin 30feet of me.

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>>91655198
Should be a banner tbqh familam, frame worthy post

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>>91656666
Isn't it?

>>91652088
Coming to make new dead to register more like.

>>91655958
>>91656302
>>91656311


naw.

I'm going to go put up my hunting blind about 100 yards away deep in the woods.

after cars pass, I'll run and hide until they fuck off

>What's up with this clown epidemic sweeping America?

Well, he won the Republican primaries. What are you gonna do?

Democracy isn't always pretty.

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>>91656666
wat getz

>>91649764
Do they bleed? Someone should shoot them and find out

>>91656422
but who was phone?

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it was foretold

>>91653211
If I take it off will he honk?

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>>91656903
>lowns arose in the same time and place that Kek worship started, and these clowns served a ritual role.
Fug...
What has meme magic done?!

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>>91657036
>What are you gonna do?
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN AND YOU'RE GOING TO WIN SO MUCH YOU'LL GET TIRED OF WINNING.

I'm going to assume it's bullshit until I hear about a clown getting shot or convicted of rape/murder.

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>>91656903
ancient clowns were far more dangerous

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>covered in makeup
>always trying to make a joke out of you
>cant hold a serious conversion
>might kill you

clowns or women?

>>91656903
I fucking told you assholes, there is shit in this world you don't fucking mess with, and what do you autists do? You fucking worship it.

>>91657181
What are the chances clowns are actually daemons of some terrible Chaos god humanity somehow created?

>>91657267
Both.

MAKE THE DEAD VOTE AGAIN

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>>91657337
The future can't be worse than the present. Let it happen.

Praise Kek and post the memes!

>>91655426

no

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Can't sleep, clown will eat me.

OFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://youtu.be/ma9I9VBKPiw

>ywn have skirmishes with clown gangs

>be us
>literally have no idea why there are a bunch of fucking clowns everywhere all of a sudden and play it off as a joke
This isn't a fucking joke, we need to figure out why this is happening

>>91655190
thats a bit harsh. What is this /pol/ or something?

>>91657600
its a real life meme spread by social media by copy cats

thats it. at least its not juggalos

>>91657701
The Juggalos have never been ruled out.

This is going to get messy.

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>>91655040
Welcome to my world, also btw how many of you have heard of the Franklin Case and the subsequent cover up?

>>91651298
>>91651375
>>91651934
MORE!

>>91657701

Yea this is my bet as well.

Some frat fucks could do this incredibly easily if they were persistent enough and waited for natural copy cats to start.

I honestly think it's just a bunch of copy cats. If I recall correctly it started in North Carolina. I live in CT and saw an article about two girls getting caught.

http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/2--Teens-Arrested-for-Threatening-Clown-Postings-395914311.html

Most of the copy cats haven't gotten caught though.

>>91649764
ICP is back again baby!

in all seriousness who the fuck cares, just carry your own knife/gun

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Not a clown story but a innawoods story.
>be in the middle of the woods looking for porcini mushrooms because I sell them to restaurants
>closest road is 4 miles away
>no houses in sight
>just trees as far as the eye can see
>out of nowhere some guy with a grey sweater runs and keeps running down a slope
>wut
>he just kept running until he was out of sight
>he didn't make a sound

>>91657521
The future can get so much worse. Do you want flesh eating clowns? Becuase this is how you get flesh eating clowns.

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>>91657600
Clowns are crawling out of small tunnels from Hell and are preparing for the Prank of all Pranks.

>>91657102
>"Rain, water, air and dirt. Fucking magnets, how do they work?"
What were they trying to tell us?

>>91657701
>>91657782
Juggalos have certainly been ruled out.
They are not only irrelevant, they are literally not intelligent enough to pull something like this off.
Their gods are two shitty white rappers from Detroit that made all their money off of being edgy. Literal retards.

ITS LITERALLY NOTHING!

SOME COLLEGE KID PROBABLY DID THE CLOWN THING FOR TWITTER OR VINE OR SOME SHIT AND IT WENT VIRAL

NOW A BUNCH TON OF COPY CATS ARE DOING TO GET INTERNET FAMOUS

YOU ARE NOT IN DANGER! CLOWNS ARE HAPPY AND FUNNY! WE ARE NOT GOING TO HURT YOU!

>>91658195
t. murderous clown

>>91658116
Are you suggesting these clowns are filling the power vacuum?

Oh I guess more than 2 got caught, they were all dumb!
http://www.wfsb.com/story/33320043/clown-threat-trend-continues-along-with-police-patrols-at-schools

>>91651728
not his shit again, you guys know the auts over here are copying this shit now, right? targeting schoolchildren.

>>91656848
this really was james bond at its goofiest

>>91658352
schoolchildren could use some targeting tbqh

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I'm glad I'm British desu

I'd shoot them if I were an American.

>>91658560
Hi Taytay

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>>91654163
So it has come to this.

We must become the clowns.

>>91649764
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The age of the clown has come, the day of the pie is coming soon, dryskins.

DESTROY US ALL!

>>91651659
She is quite dreadful with out the clown make up

>>91658560
>Clown pranksters 'frightening' Newcastle children
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-35048517

the auts have landed

>>91658696
Fucking Honkers.

>>91658769
pic?

>>91649764
This is just viral marketing for the new TV series "IT"

Stop falling for this shit like normie cucks

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>>91652646
SS13 is the shit man

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>>91649764
its a big advertising campaign for the next insane clown posse album

>>91658769
She also quit clowning because old creepy guys would book her for birthday parties.

Except there'd be no parties. Just them.

Wanting to fuck her.

>>91650397
Some guy in clown getup was found with a gunshot wound to the head a day or so ago.

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>calls himself """"""white""""""
>is actually beige

gas the pale noses

>>91657181
This would have been a perfectly good image without pepe's hand

>>91659065
she posted a video 1 month ago.

>>91649940
It's this and it has caught fire and is out of control. Now you have random teens doing this shit, some dumbass got a gun pulled on him and he pulled off his mask and started confessing. Some of these people are actually dangerous, its a fucked up situation and if it ever comes out it was a viral marketing campaign someone will be getting sued very hard.

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>>91650332

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>>91658660
hey anon

>>91658835
just gun them down

>>91659067
Do you think there might have been some funny business?

>>91649764
are these real clowns, or people dressed up like clowns? im confused.

>>91659065
Kek, link please

>>91651037
Nova Scotia also, though only appearing in the small towns for some reason, two in Glace Bay, Cape Breton, another one in Barington on the South Shore and I think one outside a high school in Cole Harbor.

>>91657153
It would be extremely funny

>>91659315
Just hearsay desu.
>>91659201
Link?

>>91659315
It's a lie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCiThy1Fl5w

>>91649764
I see a clown his ass is getting shot.

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http://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2016/09/26/creepy-clown-spotted-palm-bay-police-report/91117680/

>palm bay

http://katu.com/news/local/local-police-respond-to-reports-claiming-clowns-seen-near-schools

>Wisconsin

Over the weekend, Philadelphia school district officials and police said they were investigating creepy clown threats made against local schools on social media.

http://www.king5.com/news/local/tacoma/creepy-clown-spotted-in-tacoma/328602882

>washington state

Kaehne said she saw a shadow of a man believed to be dressed like a clown peering into her window Sunday night.

http://www.wgem.com/story/33271343/2016/09/Wednesday/police-clown-sighting-in-hannibal-not-dangerous

at least 20+ clown sightings being reported, from coast to coast in the past 48 hours

>>91652688
This

Some millenials trying to copy the purge

They know the end is near, seen memes on instagram

Reports are coming in the clowns are wearing bullet-proof vests.

This isn't funny anymore.

>>91651659
I have a funny feeling in my pants...

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>>91649764
Leave the clowns to me

>>91649764
Sage clownposting.
ISIS "refugees" are launching small terror attacks on a daily basis.

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>>91652088
The ventriloquist dummy uprising is happening be prepared faggot.

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>>91659778

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>>91657962
wow I have a similar story

>running through the middle of the woods because I stole some anon's grey shirt
>I run past some other anon picking mushrooms, but there's a clown behind him so I don't stop
>keep running until I can't see the clown anymore

>>91659643
That why you have standard capacity magazines for your carbine, and a really really bright light.

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>>91659417
Hes got big shoes

>tfw i have a diaper and a clown fetish
just kill me senpai

>>91659417
But not for you

>>91659740
could the syrians be the clowns

or is clowns a white people thing like mayo, whole milk, payroll taxes

>>91659854
They also respond to low-frequency vibrations.

>>91659872
To you

>>91659852
Stop clowning around, anon.

that's fucking spooky.

>>91660003
The Clowners don't like dogs.

Halloween will be a happening.
Disguised as normal halloweeners until they pull out the burner

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git em

This literally isn't happening and is a hoax. No one has seen clowns randomly at night on the road, around town or anything else. Stop spreading fear

>>91657036
>Democracy isn't always pretty.
Indeed. Sometimes extremely corrupt politicians run slush funds where they let dictators and warlords donate money for political benefits. It even happens that these parasitic psychopaths are so good at manipulating the system, that their friends makes calls to get them off after committing treason, if only they "forgot" they weren't allowed to.

>>91660264
So all the home security footage and shit is fake?

Got it.

It's happening near me too.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/creepy-clown-sightings-1.3790668

>>91659838
That's a marionette nigger

>>91659507
It's reached epidemic proportions.

>>91660264
T. Clown

>>91649764
I don't know, but I find it hilarious

Why aren't you burgers shooting the fuckers? Fucking kids would quickly learn what the consequences are.

>>91660373

If clowns started doing shit you'd know about, bub.

>>91660264
Fuck off CIDF

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>>91660370
No. It's Tim Kaine.

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>>91654163
As a person with a clown fetish, I approve this message.

>>91659341
Happening here in toronto too

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>hurr durr let's go clown hunting without firearms chambered in HSTs

You all deserve whatever punchline these rednosed demons spew out

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>>91660264
t. murderous clown

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>>91659852
Wait really?

>get abducted in a tiny suitcase
>desperately kicking and screaming
>finally feel the case thrown down on the ground, opened
>a dozen clowns are pouring out of a tiny car that I must have been in
>little do they know I have a gun
>I am able to shoot 6 of them, they skatter with their knives
>I give chase to a group, they turn on me but I am able to detain them, there's only one left
>suddenly some asshole comes behind me and steals my grey shirt, as I'm stalking the last clown!
>he begins running toward the clown
>right past him
>think he was working for them

clowns are harmless lol.

if you ever met one you'd know, they just want to tell jokes. in fact next time you see one walk right up to him and I bet he'll show you something funny

there was a sighting not far from my college. I think it's just some social mind parasite, where everyone just starts doing it for the lulz. Tho IT reboot is an interesting theory.

>>91661106
You are forgetting about the Lolocaust.

You are deplorable.

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>>91651659

SHE IS A FUCKING SPIC

MISHA THE CLOWN

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>just see maymays around the internet like
"if I see this clown ima run away bruh"
>and a video of a man shooting a clown that is holding a knife outside his door
>see article that schools are shutting down because of clowns
>http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/05/health/creepy-clowns-rumors-trnd/index.html
>not sure what its all about
>http://www.snopes.com/man-dressed-as-clown-shot/

>man shot with clown outfit

whas happenin

>>91661106
Yes clowns are good people they are funny people they tell good jokes we are harmless don't be afraid of clowns

Do you think were gonna get a repeat of the Dark Knight cinema massacre when IT comes out, but the guy will wear a clown suit?

>>91650667
>Pokemon go

>>91656945
Save it for the banner contest.

>>91661381
It's always funny until someone gets hurt.

>>91658560
>be a good ol' boy of the queen's glorious land
>wandering around pretty pissed after a night at the pub with me mates, trying to find my way back to my government subsidized apartment
>it's dark and heavily raining, as it always is in bongland
>around a street corner I can barely see a figure under the cloudy light of a street lamp, clad in a good wollop of colours, in great contrast with the dreary rainy atmosphere
>uncomfortable and cautious around the unknown, I first try to peacefully persuade the figure with classic British charisma
>"ey cunt, what you doin' standing 'round dressed like a bleedin' homosexual?"
>the ominous figure turns towards me, honks it's broight red nose, and begins slowly walking towards me
>alarmed, I pull out me holdout weapon, the greatest weapon known to the modern englishman: a metal spoon
>I yell at the honking menace to stay back, jabbing me spoon at the air as an intimidation method. I remember my MPS-approved weapons training: if he gets too close, firmly poke at his center of mass, and the aggressor may get annoyed and leave you alone
>he still advances, unfazed by my warning. this was his last chance, and my life may be on the line. infused with the fighting spirit of the 23rd regiment of foot, I charge with my mighty spoon pointed forwards
>I prod full-force at the clown, who softly says "ow fuck"
>the beast is not yet defeated, and I dropped my spoon in the chaos
>the clown stands roight in front of me. I'm completely defenseless, aside from me fists, but punching him might hurt him too much and I don't want to get arrested by the bobbies for felony self-defense
>I'm completely still as he stands there, leans to me and says
>"u wot m8?" and honks his nose

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>>91661321
Album for the interested

>the clown thread is going to reach the reply limit

nice.apk

>>91661506
then its hilarious

just kidding clowns would never find a person struggling to get away and the light of life leaving their eyes funny at all no way. very peaceful and funny people

>>91661705
>just kidding
Is that what you call it? You clown bastards are going to get what's coming to you.

>>91661106
>if you ever met one you'd know, they just want to tell jokes.
>harmless
Actually listen to the type of jokes clowns make, they all deserve death

>>91662089
A laugh isn't even a laugh. It's a seizure to get us distracted.

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>>91649764
>Demon hurricane
>Clown invasion

There`s clearly a demonic invasion to our reality.

>>91649940
>>91649979
>>91650556
I seriously doubt that. 99 percent of people have no idea they are even remaking the movie. Its just people playing jokes on each other close to halloween time. probably just edgy teens.

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>>91651659
i wanna fuck that clown

This isn't new. Its been happening for years, they still haven't figured out the secret.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3720601/Mysterious-creepy-clown-carrying-black-balloons-spotted-walking-night-Wisconsin-city.html

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>>91660659
Tim Kaine is a naughty clown

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>>91649764
Jee, I wonder who could be behind this...

>>91663130
Are you down, with the clown?

T. Kaine 2016

Because your democracy... is a joke.

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>>91649764
Repressed childhood

>>91661609
Post.. interested

>>91663423
Tim 'what's his name' Kaine?

>>91656248
heh

>>91663616
Tim "The BLM Defense Lawyer" Kaine

im calling for a juggalo clown war

>>91649764
One of these things were on my campus the last few days late at night just wondering in the "public spaces"

>>91649764
Yeah I don't get it man. These clowns are in my city and they've been harassing people.

>>91663842
What were the wondering about?

honk honk

>clown epidemic begins right when "it" remake is being finished
>people think it's anything but guerilla marketing

>>91664144
DAGH!

>>91650332
Normiebook/10

>>91651659
Wtf I love clowns now

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>>91664174
>Look out Derry citizens!

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>>91651037
Also a clown walking down a highway in Newfoundland planning to carjack people got stabbed by another Clown.

LOL

>>91661567
>>I prod full-force at the clown, who softly says "ow fuck"

kek

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They found a body covered in silly string in Rapid Falls, South Carolina.

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If I viral market the Minions in all of these threads, and they aren't the property of the movie the viral marketing company is trying to push, will the viral marketers stop the threads in fear of getting sued?

>>91657351
I doubt the clowns are actually demons. They're probably just humans, influenced by the chaotic eddies of the current year, possibly even neo-pagan cultists having had revelations of the on-coming era.

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>coworker used to be a circus clown before this job
>he constantly vouches for these creepy clowns
>keeps saying that they are just pulling a halloween prank
>they arent hurting anyone
>upset that some have gotten arrested or shot

Guys, i think he is part of a sleeper cell. How do i remove him before he honks me?

>>91661609
wheres the album you fuck

>>91664534
>live in Portland, Maine
>stephen king state plus crazy hobos and freaks everywhere already
>havent seen any clowns
disappointed t b h

>>91663959
I have no idea dude. Just walking around all alone. I only saw footage of it. They have been peeping into sorority's too. oh god the hysteria

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>>91662394
It hasn't even begun...!

>>91665577
lol kek

The clown was heard laughing as he fled the scene.

It may have been a hate crime.

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>>91649764
DISREGARD THIS POST THERE IS NO CLOWN EPIDEMIC BOYS AND GIRLS GO BACK TO YOUR HOMES AND DONT WORRY ABOUT IT

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>mfw I hear rumors that they will shoot up 2 schools over the next two days.

>>91666144
bull shit, what rumors?

>>91666144
post sauce

>>91649764
This thread is viral marketing

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>>91666144
>dubs
HIS WILL BE DONE