Hurricane General - East Coast Is Fucked Edition

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>>91647206
thanks based OP for not posting spooky image of skull

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YOU BETTER HIT PITT COUNTY, I WANT TO FLOOD

Floridabros assemble

727 here

First for UCF. GONNA BE LIT!

>>91647468
305 here

>>91647428
No problem, I'm just here to spread the word and answer questions based off research and experience, not in it to meme this event into oblivion, though I do admit a lot of the memes emerging from this are pretty awesome

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>>91647468
fucking spic

you have to go back

all those sodomites are gonna get btfo

praise jesus

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Most recent updates put it at a strong Category 4, COULD hit 5 when it gets alongside florida. Then it's going to do a 180 and wait for Nicole to skullfuck Florida together.

It's actually happening.

>>91647601
Yeah I'm going back to your mom's house

>>91647468
321 here, evacuated and am now monitoring things from Tampa.

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I'm in Jax, the local news are claiming this could be the strongest storm to hit here in the last 100 years.

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>tfw you realize niggers never evacuate

Meanwhile in Jacksonville

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzeJTAwqEJ4

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>>91647768
I am from the south so we can both fuck her. Incest is best amirite?

>>91647886
721 if anyone was wondering mine, live right between Largo and St Pete.

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>>91647206
Matthew 5 hours ago

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>Take uber ride yesterday
>Chatting with driver
>He says Haiti is getting what it deserves because they practice voodoo
>mfw

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>>91647992
Strengthening like a mad cunt

386 here, gonna be a cakewalk. We did 2004 we can handle this shit.

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>>91648028
Matthew now, the eye is regenerating and you'll see a pretty well defined eye probably 3-4 hours from now.

>>91647468
Former Floridian, now Cali. Florida about to be REKT

>>91648116
YES YEEEES GROW NIGGER GROW

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F R E S H GFS

SC DEMOLISHED

1+ FEET OF RAIN

>>91648039
Was the driver from dominican republic? I know some people from there and they all hate Haiti's guts for selling their souls to the devil, said the earthquake was their punishment.

954 here. How fucked am I?

>>91648174
I hope I'm just imaging that slight westward turn

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>>91648116
water is looking good too

>>91647468
Glorious 321 masterrace but also proudly a former 813.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBgZBZHV0ok

Here's Andrew from 1992.

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>>91648039
So then what did the Bahamas do? Host Michael Jackson?

>>91648214
Well what do you expect from the poorest country in the entire western hemisphere?

>>91647468
fuck rick kriseman
I fucked his daughter at Next Big Thing

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So Florida and North Carolina, both swing states, will soon be looking for big government hand outs. Wonder who this will benefit?

>>91647970
>mother daughter sandwich

O_O >>91647988

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>>91647468
772. We're all going to die

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MATTY IS A MAD MOTHERFUCKING CUNT

FUCK YOUR LAND

FUCK YOUR WIND SHEAR

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>>91648039

Are you all comfy?

>>91648214
He was Puerto Rican

>>91648116
Damn son. It's been waiting for this moment.

Also everyone saying
>we'll be fine it's the east side of the storms that are the worst

No. That's where the winds are the highest, the swells however are the worst on the north/northwest portion of the hurricane. Flooding is going to be spectacular.

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>>91648299
Non American here on vacation. What was so good about Andrew they retired the name? Did it bulldoze a town or osmething?

>>91648252
No, it is moving west. All it needs to do is move 1-2 degrees further left then forecasted and the eye wall will be completely over land.

http://www.intellicast.com/Local/WxMap.aspx

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>>91648299
god damn, what a sexy beast

>>91648387
Are you suggesting Hillary Clinton created a hurricane?

>>91647206
Is it moving West?

>>91648465
Usually the very destructive hurricanes have their names retired. It caused roughly $25 billion in damage. It also took over a decade for Florida to fully recover.

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>>91648408
i've seen this before

>>91648116
fuck oh my fuck

>>91648412
Yes. Connecticut here but I love tracking storms.

Nor'east season soon. Bless you Winter-chan.

>bahama police chief says that he cares more about protecting the properties over lives.
Based, he's ready to fuck up looters.

It's been nice posting with you /pol/

>>91647206
>Many projected paths now show storm might loop back around into Florida.

HA

Too bad it will deteriorate by then.

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>>91647206
DAK 16.10.16

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when did you realize we're kill

i was at publix getting affordable sanwhich when phone ring

"we're kill"

"no"

and you??

>>91648555
NNW

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>>91648403
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Former Jensen Beach here, this is what you faggots get for killing All Aboard Florida.

>>91648465
Miami literally fell into anarchy after Andrew hit

The zoo animals got free and started running around, looters everywhere

National guard showed up and it was a lot more civilized than Katrina

>>91648468
Did intellicast update technologies? It's way more responsive.

>>91648650
Even if it stays as a tropical storm or mild cyclone, there's a good chance it could strengthen again when it hits the warm waters off Florida.

>>91648650
the rain is the real pain in the ass if that ends up happening

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>>91648379
Go on

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>>91647206
>yfw Matthew circles around the east coast until he joins with Nicole and they skullfull Florida

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>>91648465

Oh boy is the avatar fag back? Listen lad no one cares about shit eqyptian cat.

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Holy shit guys.

Really hope those people in Charleston either live at least 3 stories above water or GTFO

>>91648465
The way hurricane names get retired is through their severity as far as deaths and damage.

For example, Katrina was retired in 2005 for causing billions of dollars in damage

However, 90%+ of these tropical systems never do more than maybe a million dollars in damage and take only 1 or 2 lives, so they aren't significant enough to have their names retired

It's more to do with history, since it'd be really confusing if we had 4 hurricanes named Katrina that were all category 4+ that did billions in damage.

>>91648412
You bet your ass I am, it doesnt get much more happening than a full on hurricane wrecking shop.

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So what's going to be the Trump plan for the south affected areas? Will he cancel and move rally's?

What about Killary? Will she shill here?

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>>91648465
>pic related

>>91648822
>I will never be exposed to a cat5 and then the new cat6 within a week of eachother.

:(

>>91647468
West palm here.

>>91648944
The first person to show up during the aftermath will win the state.

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>meanwhile in the other side if the Atlantic
Serves you right for sharting so much to the atmosphere

>>91648411
witnessed

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Am I safe here? This whole complex feels like a rush job, think I'm gonna go home to my full block house.

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>>91648244

Depends if the storm follows this one model

Hi res 4km NAM is out. SC gets dicked the hardest. FL spared in comparison

Can't post cuz over 4 MB

GFS run says FL to NC needs to be prepared.

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Going up up up

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>>91648681

> Thinking Floridians will ever support any public works project unless it's goal is to give a few ultra-rich kikes a few more shekels

Topkek. Google "cross barge canal" to see where Florida's historically consistent priorities lie.

>>91648802
Rick Kriseman needs to stop with all the gentrification. 2000 big ones for a studio apartment?

Florida still here or did they already vanish from planet eaarth?

>>91648858
My city had a multiple 500 year floods during spring this year. That much rain will fuck up anyone.

>>91649192
i meant about the daughter a-anon

>>91649135
not gonna lie that looks like most models are predicting a roundhouse kick to florida's balls

>>91649128
depends, do they float?

>>91648403
772 here too bro, we done foe

>>91649128
BAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHA

Third floor is gone. Fullstop. Second floor will have such significant water damage, the people in the first floor will be smelling mold for months.

>>91648167
Hello fellow 386 bro. Where abouts?

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How will a 3 story building across A1A from the beach in Daytona fare?

Guise pls respond

Question for Floridafags. How much storm surge does it take for your coastal areas to be FUBAR?

>>91649128
you're in orlando. you'll be fine save a major west jog

>>91649267
oh yeah i went to high school with her and ended up fucking her at a concert festival

>>91647438
SO I TAKE WHAT IS MINE AND HOLD WHAT IS MINE
SUFFOCATE WHAT IS MINE AND BURY WHAT'S MINE
SOON THE WATER WILL COME AND CLAIM WHAT IS MINE
I MUST LEAVE IT BEHIND AND CLIMB TO A NEW PLACE NOW

>>91649135
>Matthew could loop, meet with Nicole, go straight through Florida, gain strength in the gulf, fuck New Orleans, then spawn a catastrophic amounts of tornadoes in the alley

PLEASE KEK

>>91649400
More than we'd have on record.

FUBAR is a really vague state. We have swamp folk that will be moving to the coastline just cuz it's like home.

>>91647468
954 let's do it faggots.

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>>91647206
jupiter here

my body is ready

>>91649516
How about for the water to go from the beach into businesses nearby

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So who here is going to live stream their house blowing away??

>>91649457
You should write a really detailed report of it and we'll spread it around. Were drugs involved? How raunchy did it get pham

>>91649308
FUCK. whatever

>>91649503
Could also loop around, merge with Nicole, and then fuck up the entire east coast from Florida to Maine, including Manhatten

Lexington, SC here. How fucked am I?

>>91649594
>>91649128

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>We will never see a 200 MPH Hurricane slam into the US


I want a Cat 6

>>91649322
You're pepsi m8. I'll watch it fall from DeLand.

>>91648986

Lake Worth here. Good luck.

>>91649400
I don't know how storm surge measurements work, but here in Daytona, the barrier islands would probably be submerged by 10 to 15 feet of water

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>>91649535
I'm impressed by the efficiency of that machine.

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Be careful Florida!

Any chance of this hurting NY?

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>>91647206
Glad im in western PA.
Sad cause all my friends are on the west coast. Do yall think Bangor is close enough to get hit?

>hurricane general
this isn't politics you dumb fuck and im sure noone would give a fuck if fl got obliterated...sage and go fuck yourself i hope they delete this shit board

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Kinda spooky to think if this happened to Portugal it would be a national disaster

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>>91647428

>>91649535
Huh, learn something new every day.

>>91649815
t. flyover state

>>91649799
*East Coast

>>91649835
FAGGOT

>>91649457
Was she a hewer or are you some chad who happens to browse here?

>>91649799
This storm is NOT going north of OBX

>>91649815
>said the box state

>>91649755
Clinton isn't even close to matching Trump in florida, regardless of what polls say.

>see 2 or more new trump lawn signs in the area every other day

The democrat hubs are going to be washed away and only the conservative gulf coast properties will be around to vote.

Bahamas news stream
http://original.livestream.com/znsbahamas

>>91647468
813, I think I'll be okay

>>91649815
>hurr durr I don't understand the implications of severe natural disasters on society and politics

>captcha: high creek

ayy

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>>91647206
HAHAHA, HERE IT COMES LADS

LETS STARE THIS BITCH DOWN.

SHOW IT WHOES FUCKING BOSS

>>91649815
Why are you so angry?

Also, read the stickied thread.
>This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.

A general thread chain containing information about a Hurricane falls into the realm of news and world events that can have a major impact on politics as well, as this event could be catastrophic enough to become a playcard in the general election.

Don't see why you have to be so angry though, just ignore this thread and go back to the Syria General threads.

>>91647206

My dad is a meteorologist and said he thinks this will be an unprecedented disaster. He believes the hurricane will strike florida once reaping massive amounts of damage then it will circle back and hit it again next week for a 2nd time. the wind wont be such an issue the 2nd time but the rain will be a disaster

>>91649923
Praise Allah. I saw a graph that said it would go all the way to St. John.

>>91649815
>This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.
kys

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>>91649917
you be the judge

>>91649815
>not politics
I'd say a significant portion of a voting base in a swing state being rendered unable to vote in the upcoming election because of extreme weather is pretty politics relevant.

But ya know, keep thinking your south dakota things.

>>91649799
>Western Pennsylvania
>posts picture of Maine

Anyway, if you think Matthew is going all the way up there, you're fucking retarded.

>tfw hurricanes are the only time I watch the weather channel
lel

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>>91649755
PRAISE HIM.

>>91650089
My mind is saying chad but my body says whore

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>>91649177
>public works project

B-but All Aboard Florida is done by a private company anon.

i was alive when /pol/ went and did meme'd a hurricane into existence

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>>91648592
Contrary to popular belief, the weather is not an episode of Eva.
>>91649815
/pol/ is also about current events, and for want of a better venue, this is where these threads are being held.

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>>91647468
904

lets go bitches

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Should I board my windows up? They are already hurricane protected being 2-5 inches thick.

Also, who here 321?

>took three hour nap
>look at news
>hurricane is now making landfall right on my FUCKING STREET

What the FUCK

>>91650061
NHC updates it probability maps every 8-12 hours. If you looked at a map yesterday your idea of where the storm is going is completely wrong.

Hurricanes are unpredictable and that's why we can have 3 days of threads jerking off to every model run.

>>91647539

#2 reporting in

>>91649966
Can we see 100,000 dead?

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>tfw living in east Tennessee
Slightly worried here lads

>>91650160
>chad
The girl is a 5 out of 10 at best. Looks like she also has self-esteem issues.

>>91650112
>swing state
fucking blue state last 2 times i checked faggot lol what a shithole!

>>91647468
Delray Boynton here. They just interviewed the local homeless guy I see every day walking back and forth between McDonald's and burger King

It's time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3LGopSVju4

People are saying worst case scenario now. Florida is going to be RIP.

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>>91647206
>>91649815
>>91650006
I'm surprised more people have cried martial law if FL is destroyed.

352 here. Now in Atlanta. Going to wait it out a few days and clean up the remnants of the house.

Floridian here. Still kind of annoyed that the northerners overhype hurricanes especially after Hurricane Sandy.

>>91650179

>All Aboard Florida’s plan to operate regular passenger train service between Miami and Orlando is in jeopardy following a federal judge’s order questioning the company’s ability to borrow $1.75 billion in taxpayer-subsidized federal bonds to pay for the project.

Riiiight...

>>91650386
What does that mean

>>91650333
What were the margins on those outcomes, habeeb? Learn 2 relative importance.

>>91649835
heh, this really made me think. i love AGW now!

>>91650228
I'd get out of there anon. The eye of the hurricane is where the most storms and winds are. No use losing your life over trying to ride it out.

>>91650006
What's the likelyhood of red states/blue states being wiped out?
>tfw during brexit a shitload of remain areas flooded

>>91650220
mind as well to be safe, it's expected to hit 140 MPH or more winds tomorrow before it hits Brevard on Friday, so better be safe than sorry unless you need to run out and buy wood to board them, because good luck with that at this point.

Also, hometown is Port St John, where do you reside?

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I'm putting all my meme magic into these fucking digits. Using up all my 2017 credits. Kek will bless me.

Florida is going to be fucking destroyed

>>91647206
803 here haven't seen any rain... it might be cause i never go outside but i'm safe for now.

>>91650490
It's strengthening big time.

>>91648174
>the eye is regenerating
That's metal.

>florida wiped out
>obongo goes and grandstands there for weeks leading up to the election

How will this storm alter the polls/outcome?

shouts outs to goose creek
shouts outs to moncks corner
shouts outs to summerville

>>91650373
>florida is rip
Only the shitty parts that tourists go to and cubans historically brown out.

>>91650526
looks like you cant make digits

Start looting now!

>>91648411
nice pepe
>>91649135
Matthew is a fucking madman. I hope it hits the Caribbean again just for the keks.

>>91650423
I'm still happy about the six day sunny weekend

>>91650423
Nigger this is a category 4 storm that will make landfall. Do you understand how rare that is? Fuck your little category 3 storms "a bloo bloo bloo yankees complain too much"

You have never experienced a cat 4 I guarantee it

>>91650491
trips done lie faggot you live in a shithole!!! lol

>>91650644
cat 4's make my dick hard desu

>>91650305
But she's the mayors spawn. They usually hang with chads or anyone concerned with social status

anyone else have weather channel on in the background all day?

we'll be fine

>>91650644
And how would you know what one has and has not experienced anon?

I dindu nuffin to have muh wefer played wif

>>91650305
nah she was like one of the queens of Rojans

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>>91650644
It will be a Cat 5 my dude

>>91650525
I reside in Port St. John :-)

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>easterly steering winds
>no shear to weaken it
Cape Canaveral watch out. Weak trough means storm will stay and loop around by florida. HOWEVER, beyond 5-6 days models are error prone and it's a complete guess thereinafter

>>91650490
An ERC is a phenomenon observed in very powerful hurricanes. A rain band will form a full circle around the eye wall, choking off the inner eyewall and eventually becoming the new eye. It's a period of rapid strengthening and reorganization and this IS THE THIRD FUCKING TIME MATT IS DOING IT. THE MADMAN.

>>91650639
Greentext your sex story bro

Don't leave any details out

>>91650521
Florida is a swing state but all the others getting boned are red states.

>>91650772
>>91650728
>this small pond syndrome
She's literally a 5/10. We've got hotter walking around here just being beach sluts.

>cat 5 hits NY/NJ

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This is a cat-5.

Expect slightly less than this

>>91650928
>memes will it

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How would I board up this window?

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So is this the government attempting to wipe out Trump voters, or Kek attempting to wipe out Clinton voters

>>91650967
That looks like a tornado as you can see the direction it went.

>>91650891
but she was the senator's so- i mean mayors daughter. Besides it wasn't a big deal. Just a festival fuck during Young the Giant

>>91650928
If this actually happened then it'd definitely be the most devestating hurricane to date and likely one of the most if not the most devastating natural disasters in US history due to the houses up there being made of cardboard and nobody knowing shit about Hurricanes there.

>>91651077
It's hurricane Andrew damage.

>>91651019
from the inside, silly.

>>91651019
Put one piece over the window, then 2 small pieces over the sides, and another small one on top

>>91650644
LISTEN TO THIS GUY!

I'M GOING OUT WITH A BANG!

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>ywn live through another Storm of the Century in your lifetime

Why live lads? Every winter I pray for another one, just to be able to track it with all the fancy models we have now. Why did you have to appear in the shitty 90's?! Why couldn't you wait for the internet to have been real?!

Any camera up in Palm beach so we can all see this shit?

Naples, Florida gonna go paddle boarding on the streets who is down? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BubrQrioNyM

>>91650967
>literally cookie cutter frame houses

Glad my hourse is solid block Q2 custom construction, although not sure what'll happen to my apartment.

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>>91650967
better example here, Hurricane Andrew's damage to a mostly trailer home area.

>>91651022
Major cities are the most at risk by hurricanes.

Smaller towns will continue to just suck.

This hurts Clinton more than Trump, and trump has a pervasive grasp on the panhandle.

>>91651097
I'm just saying it wouldn't take a chad to knock her up.

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>>91648858
so did the guvnuh order mandatory evacuation for SC? I heard yesterday she was gonna...

>>91651238
you can look at public highway cams

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>>91650805
>madman
>Deepening under 960mb occuring within 12-14 hrs after making landfall

I live in Jax and they're going to evacuate the entire beachside tomorrow, wew.

I'm only four miles from the intercoastal, so there's a very good chance I might get flooded. It's been an honor o7

>>91651285
Shieet

>>91651285
that's a trailer park though

Everyone expects those things to be destroyed

The other pic was brick houses being ripped to shit

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>tfw you recently moved to the west coast

Feels good man.

>>91651325
Yes, for Charleston and coastal areas.

The highway into Charleston was converted to the opposite direction to facilitate movement out of the city.

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Mfw I move from Mississippi to get away from hurricanes (katrina) and look what i get.

>>91651285
this is a staged photo. notice no debris at all on the streets

>>91651019
if you want to protect the glass from the outside, and not just board up the inside, get 3 long sheets of plywood, and nail them into a kind of box shape that you can sit on the ground and go around the frame. Then nail and dig in wood spikes to anchor it. Brace it with additional boards.

Outside of that, not a whole lot you can do to protect that.

>>91651019
You shouldn't do anything. We need to teach hurricanes not to be so destructive.

>>91651438
I like that Matthew has a girlfriend.

>>91651325
I think it's voluntary right now but it will be mandatory soon. Matthew is growing in strength, it's doing to be the strongest hurricane in the last century to hit the east coast

>>91651285
>>91651401
The biggest danger is if it loops back again. I can't even imagine how terrible the damage will be if they get hit twice with no chance to clean up/rebuild

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>>91651401
actual neighborhood, though not full concrete/brick homes

Just want to say good luck east coast amerilads.

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>cat5

When did this happen? Weren't we talking about it being a cat 4 just a bit ago?

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>>91651466
Hi anon, my name is bulldozer. I don't believe we have ever met.

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>>91651466

>>91651327
like this?

http://74.252.102.244/view/viewer_index.shtml?id=52

>>91651601
its becoming stronger
might fuse with a tropical storm

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>ADD TO THE GENERAL:LIVE CAMS
>ADD TO THE GENERAL:LIVE CAMS
>ADD TO THE GENERAL:LIVE CAMS

http://www.mybeachcams.com/florida/southeast-keys/

>>91651601
a few days ago, i think it was sunday

>>91651725
When is landfall florida bros?

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Matty's journey up to this point

>>91651601
it was Cat 5 when it was south of Haiti for a little bit, it's only just returning to Cat 4

>>91651774
Landfall looks to be Thursday Night into Friday.

>>91651627
yeah, but there are also ones on major highways. Also check news sites, as they either own or fund some of the highway cameras and are exclusive to their websites

>>91651774
Thurs night/Friday AM depending on how fast he decides to move

>>91648465
It trashed everything from South Miami to the Keys. I was just north of Homestead and spent 10 minutes in the eye.

>>91651725
got it, will add with next thread creation

Praying it returns to category 5 strength before making US landfall.

>>91651542
>how can typhoons even compete

>>91651902
Cool thanks, looks like the winds already starting to hit you guys

It's gonna loop da loop and merge with another storm? Is this thing alive? Will it even be satisfied after that

How bad is this going to be?? I just moved here last year and I only prepared water and food. Should I board my windows?

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I'm supposed to be taking a cruise to the Bahamas Dec 30....wonder if the islands will still be there...

>>91652006
Cross your fingers, anon.

>not only does it go cat5 at landfall, it also loops back and merges with nicole
The glorious glorious potential.

>>91649712
Think it can go past Nova?

>>91652084
where do you live in FL?

>>91647468
561 reporting!
Bottled water, oranges, mixed nuts, and dank memes. Who needs electricity anyways?

>>91650805
this is the scary kind of stuff i recall hearing in the days leading up to Katrina. then some dude at the national weather service sent out some 'Holy shit Run for your Lives, Literally Get the Fuck Out Now' tweet about 2 days prior to landfall.

Watching the news right now. It's actually going to come ashore around Ft. Lauderdale/the Cape, and then go right up the east coast out Jacksonville.

I'm moderately worried now. Anything past Cat 3 you should be unironically non-memeing worried about. I was in Orlando for Charlie, and it FUCKED that place up.

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>>91650967
Slightly less destruction, or slightly less stuff left intact?

>>91651627
>>91651327
>>91651902
>>91652036
http://www.sigalert.com/Map.asp?lat=28.52839&lon=-81.2033&z=0

>>91652006
it's entirely possible. It reached cat 5 from cat 2 in a span of 24 hours last week.

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>>91651725
Here's a before picture of the dock cam. I guarantee those boats are about to be..."relocated"

>>91652333
Total Kekstruction imminent

>>91647468
321 reporting, not even raining

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How bad will this one be compared to Charley, Frances, and Ivan?

>>91650644
10 minutes in the eye of Andrew. Check. Don't fuck around. If you are near the coast you gotta go back.

>>91648986
>>91649648
>>91652231
>>91647468
561 bros good luck and god speed!

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>>91651136
people down here are FAR more prepared post-Andrew.

>>91652370
boats always get shrekt in FL hurricanes. you gotta pull that shit out of the water or it's going to get destroyed

>>91652469
So far definitely worse than Frances, likely worse than Charley, and possibly worse than Ivan.

>>91652006
Hell, praying that it pulls a Patricia and has 200+ MPH.

>>91651136
Yes, a tornado spawned from Hurricane Andrew

East coast anon reporting in. Panic mode down here at the moment. Gas stations are closed and grocery stores are a mad house. I went and bought ammo. Pray for me. Should be hit hard tomorrow.

Will this be the next hurricane Hugo? That storm was fucking absolutely insane, winds got up to 200mph in Charleston

>>91652370
why are they just leaving their boats out like that?

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FUN FACT
The Hurricane of 1848, or the Great Gale of Tampa Bay, a CAT 4 hurricane is what created intercoastals, inlets, keys, peninsula, and islands of Pinellas.
>CAT 4
>turned a solid landmass into this

>>91652649
which is part of it, no?

>>91647206
I really hope some of that rain reaches east tennessee, we sure could use a nice storm

>>91652620
Ivan was the biggest troll of all time. Matty is attempting to beat Ivan, but I doubt it will happen

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>>91651438

They finally put a trop storm warning on the west coast

>>91652703
>it was nice knowing you florida fags

should people in the Tallahassee region be worried?

>>91651019

My parents had a custom box built for theirs.

Another webcam for next OP

http://www.portnassauwebcam.com/

>>91652825
few major thunderstorms. you guys should be getting the edge of the hurricane. Go gators.

>>91647897
Still not strong enough to wipe Jax off the planet, unfortunately.

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>>91651019

>Has a window
>thinks he is going to be ok

>>91652825
only for flooding from heavy rains and light wind gusts (if the storm even gets close enough), but overall you should be fine given it doesn't take a hard turn West / go even further west, nor does its loop and in it going across jax and through the pan handle.

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>tfw going to move to Seattle for a job soon.

Im gonna miss Hurricanes

Where can I watch the hurricane live?

>>91647468
386 reporting in, feels good not being anywhere near the coast

Why are there faggots still on the beaches?

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Baker County, Bumfuck nowhere reporting in. Is it going to be bad here? I heard Duval is getting evacuated to some extent.

>>91651458
>moving to Florida to avoid hurricanes.

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Brunswick, GA reporting in. any one around me? what you guys doing to prepare?

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>>91652265
I am too and was here for Charley as well. Trees down all over the place in Seminole county, and that was only a 1-2 when it came through.

Will make a new Hurricane General after around 300 replies or so just to be early and keep it going effectively.

Also, pretty sure there's a link limit to posts so might have to post some of these new links on a second post. Second Hurricane General thread I tried to make wouldn't let me post because of too many links so I had to remove a couple info maps.

>>91652581
I should watch the special olympics more often.

Guys I'm going to Atlanta on the 9th do you think there's a risk of me being hit by this madman?

>>91653241
bro just drive to camilla
its safer there

>>91648521
Paid the Chinese to use their weather control machine.

>>91649835
Kek wills it

>>91653354
Yes. You will get slammed

>>91653313
include my info about hurricane of 1848 that was cat 4 and carved the shit out of florida

>>91653156
we're all mad here

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Of course there's still niggers on the beaches

>>91647468
954 here

>>91653467
>>91653456
>>91653156
Fucking captcha being a faggot

Should I evacuate from the place I am evacuating to in Oviedo? It's a solid block custom house built in '83, inspector said it was very well built but if this shit is a Cat 4....guys I'm scared.

>>91649755
>smug tornado pepe

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU PEOPLE DONE

>>91653156
Hurricanes provide the best waves, bruh.

I've gone to the beach during tropical storms before. It really is one of the few times you can actually get waves worth riding.

>>91649128
There are probably going to be killer frat parties across the street tomorrow. Just go there.

I'm in a nice, sturdy block home way out in west Orlando, with a brand new roof, and thick windows. No neighbors with garbage, and no flood-prone roads. Plus, I have a generator, and I already see power trucks everywhere preparing.

I can't wait to spend the whole Thursday night/Friday morning sitting on the computer wasting my life away like any other night.

>>91653467
NIGGA I'M FROM PALM BEACH

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>>91653467
"WHO ALL SEEN DA HURRICANE SAY YEEEEEAAAA"

In Georgia, fuck it.

WITNESS ME!

>>91653559
Making new thread shortly, hang tight

>>91649830
We're used to it. Hurricanes are great for the economy.

>>91653551
Oviedo is about 15 mins north of Orlando btw

>>91653422
Praise Kek, god of chaos, show mercy on my trailer home.

Nicole is gonna either get siphoned; help increase the low pressure zone, or it'll leech off matthew and slam right into florida too

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>>91653555
We become kek, the god of chaos.

>>91653655
http://www.sigalert.com/Map.asp?lat=28.52839&lon=-81.2033&z=0
put this on it

>>91649755
Matthew is not here anymore. This is Hurricane Pepe now.

>>91653432
Please don't be memeing

>>91653111
earthcam

>>91653600
>tfw don't know any alphas

>>>91653241
>bro just drive to camilla
>its safer there
after floyd, I don't think evacuations are any safer. but I don't forsee another mandatory evacuation.