Patton does it again!

>>91499128
Literally who?

Someone needs to jizz on his wife's tombstone and send him a picture of it.

>>91499128
If its anyone who knows about having to stick his dick in the ground, it's Patton Oswalt

>>91499128
>DRAFT DODGER!
who does this guy think he is, some 80 year old vet?

>>91499128

#DeadWife

>>91499128
who?

>>91499363
Yikes. Patton Oswalt sets himself up for these kind of comments time and time again. He must like it?

>>91499128
Trump signed up for the draft, his number was never called.

Yes he had some deferments at first, but they were for legit reasons.

>>91499239
Hurlan Heartshe

>>91499128
He sure has a lot of time on his hands...
Guess I would too with not having a wife and all...

>>91499363
Oswalt's dead and buried wife BTFO. How will she ever recover?

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>>91499269
This. Someone get to it.

>>91499269
Not a bad idea honestly, someone go alert /b/

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>>91499128
Such a tough man. A real Internet warriror

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>>91499363
Did someone tweet this to him? Because they should.

"That's fine. Your wife's corpse was looking a little stiff."

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>>91499128
>Patton
What did he mean by this

>>91499128
>>91499128
> Stupid Cunt who says" make love, not war"
> Stupid Cunt rags on someone for not wanting to go fight gooks in the jungle and die from agent orange

>>91499128
>PTSD
>in the dirt

He makes it too easy.

>>91499128
>a fat, hobbit, widower, manlet on the brink of obscurity
>calls a business who became King of New York real estate in the 80s and 90s a coward
You know the fucking balls you had to have to make it in NYRE?
What a retarded faggot

>>91500699
hahahahaha

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>>91499128

Is this guy just trying to set himself up for savage tweets?

>>91499269

This would be very lulz worthy.

>>91499363
Savage

>>91499128
Wheres that pic of people coming out against Trump, then dying less than a month later?

>>91499363
Why does /pol/ have funnier comedians than the people who get paid millions for it?

>>91499269
Where is it? I live in so cal

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>>91500182
>>91499363

I did it for you guys

>>91499128
Isn't this the faggot who lost his wife to the Trump Curse?

Better watch it, buddy. I think you just killed yourself and Hillary's chances on Nov 8th.

>>91502071
C'mon guys, the guys dead wife? I love you guys to death, but you go too far sometimes.

>>91502071
Is that really her grave? Jesus, that fucker has Ratatouille money and he can't spring for a decent headstone?

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>>91502223
>>>/r/eddit

Who is this little jewish guy?

I've seen him briefly in things, nothing i can remember exactly, but he's never made me laugh.

How does he have so many followers on twitter?

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>>91502223
>but you go too far sometimes
>half the board advocates literal genocide

>>91499239
Some pissed off lesbian.

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>>91502223
lol eat shit, we cross the line on purpose for fags like him.

Too bad the internet frog illuminati killed his wife.

>>91499363
Hehe I stole your joke. Posted to him on twitter.

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>>91499128
what happens to these types if a leak comes out that hillary used a racial slur?

>>91502223

Patton is a comedian, he understands that nothing is out of bounds in comedy.

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>>91502400
>>91502071
Do you think he'll ever get numb to it or he'll just end up offing himself?

>>91499239
Patton "life of the wife is ended by the cancer" Oswalt

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>>91502071

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>>91499990
>How will she ever recover

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>>91502223
never limit yourself anon, for the road to greatness you need only one gear full throttle

>>91499128

He means

>I'm your typical idiot that believes whatever the media takes out of context instead of looking up the full quote in context for myself.

>>91502273
No, I just put it there for imagery

>>91502408
He was literally the worst 5 characters in 1 show. I dunno what the show is or was called, my wife was watching it and i made that joke. She stopped watching it cuz it sucked and he sucks.

>>91502622
This is true, but I doubt that mother fucker believes that.

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>>91501515

>>91499269
If someone does this, I will actually believe in this Kek bullshit you guys spew.

>>91502071
nice.

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>>91502071

>>91499128
>manlet

>never assumes major/lead roles

>manlet

And... this is why you are a c-list comedian

>>91502400
kekekekek

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>>91502071
>Welfare King

>>91499128

Patton is mentally ill

(so is hillary)

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>>91502071
YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN


INB4 V& 4 H8 SPEECH

>>91501717
I will give you reddit gold if mission is complete

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>>91499128
We know it's you Patton

>>91499690
Pretty sure he posts them here too

>>91503526
Don't know where it's at though

>>91499128
Why does he have such a hard on for trump?

>>91503299
>who is Tom Cuise?

>>91499269
genius

>>91499269
Probably wouldn't be the first time another man unloaded on his wife

It's funny because even (((Snopes))) defended Donald on the PTSD thing.

http://www.snopes.com/donald-trump-didnt-say-vets-with-ptsd-are-weak/

>>91502071
Does patton ever respond to these?

>>91499128
It's funny how liberal scum have appropriated the term "draft dodger". I feel quite oppressed.

>>91499269
This should be first post

>>91502223
>love us to death
So like Patton Oswalt to his wife?

I've barely heard of this man, how the fuck does everyone here even know about his dead wife?

Was this a big story or something?

>>91499269
Maybe start with shitting. Then after the outrage dies down jizz on it.

>>91503787
A slightly taller, much more attractive and talented manlet

>>91499128
why are they obsessed with dicks?

>>91503914
I doubt it, I've sent a few to him, but no response. He's an idiot for doing this shit, he knows his wife is going to get stomped all over everytime he does something like this

>>91502665
The guy is 5'3"

At that height, getting a wife is like winning the lotto.

>>91504052
He was a huge cuck during the Nu-Ghostbusters release. Basically all we know about him is that his wife is dead.

>>91499128
love how these leftists suddenly support the draft of Vietnam because Donald Trump "dodged" the draft

Someone seriously needs to cum on the gravestone. Maybe we can start a fetish

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>>91502071
>Africa
>Lemon Party
>Welfare king

You've inspired me to start a twitter

>>91499128
Didn't he learn the last time? Hopefully nothing bad happens to anyone close to him this time.

>>91504197
And just like nearly every lotto winner he lost it all in the end

>>91502467
>we
>we
>we
>we

>>91499128
Oh G-d, is his daughter going to die now?

First it was his wife.

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>>91504058
>>91499269

I certainly do not condone the desecration of anyone's grave. However if someone does this, I promise I will have a good hearty laugh at it.

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>>91500140

Dude...

>>91504475
LOL yeah, you wouldn't believe how many people try to get me fired from my job, only to click on lemonparty and see old guys fucking each other

>>91499128
Why do liberals have a penile fixation?
Even gun control is always about "muh compensating for something ;)"

>>91499128

Will someone please punch Patton in his fat face soon? God, I can't stand that little faggot any longer.

>>91499128
guy is terminally unfunny

>>91505269
He wasn't bad in King of Queens, or as a VA in Pixar's rat movie.

>>91505175
Why waste a punch on him when there are so many other much better targets. Trevor Noah, John Oliver, Samatha Bee, fucking Hillary for god's sake. Patton is just a poor little beta cuck who is in such deep depression over losing his wife that he has to shitpost on the internet just to keep himself from suicide. There's no need to punch him, he probably already punches himself at night just to see if he still feels.

>>91504162
I think he is just sad his BDSM wife passed away and he has been left vulnerable and weak, almost like having PTSD, and is projecting. Someone should help him out but he is too strong to ask for it. Like the manly man that he is.

>>91505154
It's a cheap non-argument that can't really be disproved and makes them feel superior.

>>91502408
I think he was on king of queens

>>91505175
>>91505496
Why waste a punch on him when you can mock his dead wife?

>>91499363
>>91502071
>>91502413
>>91503207
>>91503787
>>91504372
>>91505496
>>>/vip/5448

He's a bitch who plays a bitch because he can't be seen as anything but a bitch.

>>91499128
>When Clinton dodged the draft he was fighting bravely against an unjust war
>When Trump did it he now becomes this unpatriotic racist that didn't serve his country

Why couldn't he have died instead.

>>91505728
Where's your pass achmed?

I bet it's a 2016

>>91500140
His wife is taller then him, even in the ground

>>91504909
Haha that's funny! You can trust my judgement because I'm a 4chan pass user!

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>>91505462
>He wasn't bad in King of Queens

>King of Queens

Fucking KYS

>>91499269
This is very nearly the plot of a Punisher comic, in which someone dug up Frank's family and filmed themselves pissing on their skeletons and had it aired on the news.

>>91505817
I getting a proxy next

t ahmed

>>91505462
His wife was pretty good in The Night of the Living Dead, although, she didn't quite get the living part right

>>91504573
>UNDERRATED SAVAGERY

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>>91506208
>Pass user since 2016

lmao bandwagoning nigger

kys

>>91506212
THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU BARBRA

>>91499128
isn't this pretty insensitive to people with actual PTSD.

You don't get it by losing a popularity contest, you get it from seeing people blown to bits, from being covered in the insides of your friends, from constantly fighting for you life so that you never are really able to sleep again.

This fat manlet clearly doesn't give a shit about soldiers or he wouldn't be shilling so hard for the candidate that wants to ship them off to die for Israel.

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>>91506208
>he paid to have his personal information made public

Nice cuckpass Ahmed, want to to take it to the White House?

>>91499363
LMAO

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>>91506374
I like the 4chan pass branding you faggots get. Now I can identify retards at a single glace

>>91499128
>draft dodger
Who cares about this? Who wouldn't dodge the draft?

>>91506658
yeah paid by bitcoin

>oh shit random string of numbers and letters is public

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>>91499128
i think he is just trying to get into the media's eye at this point.
His career is failing faster than his wife's health did

>>91506834
People forget but Bill Clinton was a draft dodger

>>91507173
Does that actually matter though? I never see anyone complaining about draft dodging anyway, other than butthurt leftists ironically.

>>91499269
how deplorable

>>91506757
haha it's like the new leaf right? except it's four leaves

you can stop making fun of canadian posters now right ?

>>91506374
fuck off I bought a pass because I dont want 4chan and more importantly /pol/ to die

pol is a nice gathering place for likeminded individuals yet most of these cunts cant even fucking spend symbolic 15$ to save pol.

>t 4chan shill

>>91499128
And what war did this bitch faggot fight in?

>>91507117

For those that are young and may not get this "Adult joke" its very funny because she died.

>>91499128
omg i hate trumps dick now

>>91499269
pls senpai

>>91507394
>Having this big of a chip on your shoulder
I didn't say anything about Canada. Would being my ai gf make you feel better?

>>91499128
"Stomp your dick in the dirt"
I bet he does that everytime he visits his wifes grave

>>91507708
>1 post by that ID

I think that might be chink moot on a proxy, he need's the money.

>>91499269
>CNN 10/10/2016
>Shocking picture posted of Trump Supporter allegedly ejaculating on the grave site of comedian Patton Oswalt. Many celebs rally to Oswalt's side, including apologies by some of Trump's aides

>>91499128
someone tweet to him that trumps dick will be joining his wife then

>>91508112
He should make 4chan public. I'd buy some stock

>>91502400
Kek

>funny fat guy

>>91500140
hit it and kill it

>>91502815
>dat reference on this topic

i fucking keked

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>>91506212
Fuck you you glorious faceless bitch

>>91499269
So many edgelords here.

So what is the average age of your average /pol/tard? 17?

This fat faggot is extremely asspained

Holy shit does he actually do anything besides bitch about trump

>>91508175
lol

>>91509289
>So many edgelords here.
calling people edgelords 2016
>thinking there is anything not lulzy about jizzing on someone's dead wife's tombstone that is a degenerate faggot hater who can dish it out but can he take it?

>>91499128
he shouldve died instead

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>>91508166
Kek wills it

>>91509520
I guess i'm not up to the hip new slang that you children use.

>>91509388
He certainly doesn't do any of what he originally broke out, horribly doing.. comedy

>>91509289
>It hurtz my feelings so it's edgy!!!! >:(((((((( Don't do ittt guyzzz1!!!!!!

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Shkreli'D

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>>91509783
Translation:
>I've been on 4chan for a month

You have to go back.

Stop giving this attention seeking autistic faggot attention

>>91509946
More like you people give up how young you are by doing embarrassing shit.

Hopefully when you grow up you will look back and cringe.

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Haha, gettim' Patton!

I love this guy!

You know, fellow anons, you can follow Patton Oswalt and a lot of other redpilled stars over at The Mary Sue!

>>91506374
I didn't even know they had passes back in 2012. I started coming here in like 08-09 and I seem to remember passes only being implemented like 2 years ago.

>>91499128
Prepare for itemized list of insults:

1. Good luck with the rest of your career if Trump doesn't get elected. He appears to be 90% of your material.

2. Speaking of which, I thought you vowed to unfollow Trump and stop talking about him. Do you have a crush on him or something? Maybe instead of constantly giving him shit, and clamoring for his attention (and don't deny that you are, because your tweets are directed at him), you should talk about Hillary's actual merits? I'm not sure she has any because all she and her supporters do is talk shit.

3. I'm a veteran, I've lost friends to ptsd related suicide, and while I don't support censorship or telling people they shouldn't make jokes, I think it shows a real lack of class and maturity (two things you frequently lambast Trump for/about) to casually joke about it just to make a cheap joke at a guy we know you don't like.

T. Not even a Trump supporter.

>>91499128
now imagine if someone with a Pepe avatar said that to Patton

>>91509289
>>91509783
>>91510261
Hi Patton, How's the wife?

>>91503807
carlos.jpg

>>91510318
>Herminie
>Mulan
>Mary Sue

http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=161517643

See if we can just find a picture of her grave and keep posting it until he kills himself

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>>91510318
>mulan
>princess mononoke
>mary sue

>>91510318
And there goes the last of my respect for him. The Mary Sue doesn't even attempt objectivity. They just pander to outrage culture and vapid "ra ra u go gurl!!!" Feminism. It's pathetic, and a sign Oswalt's waning relevance than the publication's notoriety.

>>91514863
>>91512399
They aren't saying those characters are Mary Sues. They're just using them as examples of strong female characters. In case you haven't noticed, the women in charge at TMS don't know what they're doing.

They're the exact kind of women who would emphatically sing along to "Before he cheats" while ignoring the irony of a song that makes them feel powerful being about being used by a man and then taking petty, passive aggressive, and illegal revenge.

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>>91500140
Holy shit i love that

>>91514863
Any character that's smart, tough, or capable in any way is a Mary Sue.

Real people aren't like that, real people are weak and helpless.

Only weak and helpless characters are realistic.

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>>91502173
Oh fuck off. All's fair in love and internet bantz. Patton instigates it. It feeds the fat empty hole his wife left

>WIFE IS DEAD

>ALL WE KNOW

>IS YO UR WIFE IS DEAD

>DEAD WIFE

>>91502071
>James Russles III

Subtle enough. Good.

>>91499128
Well now we know what Patton is into to.

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>>91502071

>>91499269
Pls make it happen

>>91499736
over here you are granted a certificate of military service without actually doing the service past the introduction if you happened to be among the first that signed up for it.

>>91499518

>being forced to mass murder millions is true patriotism

I think Oswalt might bevhaving a break down

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>>91509968
kek he is pretty good at the bantz.

>>91510161
Why he really needs to know his place, he is an unfunny comedian insulting Trump and his supporters because he thinks he's one of the big boy elitests but in the end his a pawn for them just like all other actors and comedians.

>>91508166

and many keks were had

>>91499269
second post sickest post

>>91499128
(((((((((((((((((((1 post by this ID))))))))))))))))))))))

catalog guccifer, massive watergate tier leak

>>91499239
Just another butthurt vulgar leftist.

>>91499128
The same dirt your wife is burried under?
Lmao lose some weight you fatfuck

>>91502223

Guess you weren't around when the bernie baby died...

>>91499560
fucking kek

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Ask Patton how his wife is doing

>>91499128
These soldier-hating fruitcakes are literally fuming for nothing. Literally invented pieces. Nothing happened and now they pretend to care about soldiers.

It's like rats receiving their daily anger shock.

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>>91502223
>but you go too far sometimes

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>>91510318
>I don't know what mary-sue means

>>91499128
Wow, just got back from looking at his twitter, it's a mess. 95% percent of his tweets are just shitting on conservatives and Trump, the other 5% are supporting Hillary? What the hell happened that made him so mad? Was his wife's dying wish for him to be a bitch online?

Don't get it.