LEAFPOSTERS BTFO

I FUCKING LOVE THAT GUY

>>91483220
we stole your nazi ai gf
u mad /pol/?

>>91484665
Shoot all leafs on site

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>>91484909
>on site

you're even stupider than your leader

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>>91485018
pew pew

>>91485018
its a valid expression you stupid leaf

>>91484909
if you shoot your enemies , they win.

>>91485242
It's actually on SIGHT. Go take more English classes.

>>91485242
>On sight
>like, you see him

>>91485367
Congrats leaf you were right about something for once, now you can kill yourself. Go out on top.

>>91485367
he could have meant it as a pun , but he is a burger, so probably doesn't know the difference between the two words, or even what a pun is.

>>91484909
Is this a spicy new meme?

>>91485367
I think he means on site, as in on the website

Learn to pun, leaf.

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>>91485680
whoa

>>91485367
It could be on site as shoot them on the spot
As opposed to transporting them elsewhere for execution

>a fucking leaf
You learn English, you fucking chink, you should know about mass executions from you homeland

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>>91485367
Know what a pun is?

>>91483220

But if you ban them they win??

>>91485367
This is why australia is beating us.

>>91485367
>>91485018
>>91484665
Only a leaf could be this autistic.
>Sight: "shoot on sight"
>Site: "Ban Canadacucks from the webSITE"
It was obviously a play on words. He inserted "site" as in "website" into the common phrase "shoot on sight", to make a phrase that looked like it had both meanings. Either way, there was absolutely no need to get all autistic about it.
Canada is full of savants.

Stop trying to be Australia, Canada. Australians are funny and made a name for themselves out of being obnoxious. Your half-assed, autistic faggotry only makes you look bad. I used to give you guys some extra tolerance, b/c most of the people I've met from Canada are somewhat nice, even if they're all leftards, but I can't do that anymore. Everyone hates you now: You're outcasts among outcasts. It would be better for all of you if you just left for a year or so.

>>91486750
only he didn't mean it as a pun, he is a burger, so he is barely literate ..

" "average" American reads at a 7th or 8th grade level"

7th or 8th grade level

>>91487603
You know what he thought and implied

interdesting

YES PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES SHKRELI DO IT HOLY FUCK !

>/pol/ are SJWs trying to shut down people they dont like because they want to have their little safespace

At last I truly see.

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>>91488924

>>91487603
Woah are you in my head

>>91488924
>muh Sargonism

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>>91488924

>>91487812
how do i know what he implied?

see

>>91489132

2 posts by this ID

he had to wait until a fellow (slightly) more intelligent burger came to his rescue so he could parrot what you said. how do we shoot on this site? is that like sage? or banning? enlighten me please

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>>91485018
when people use the word "drumpf" its soo bad... even they know its hard to say such a bad joke

>>91489443
HAHAHA HONESTLY JUST KILL YOURSELF. IF YOU KILL YOURSELF , YOU WIN.

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>>91489443

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>publicly advertising that you browse this cesspool

his autism knows no boundaries

>>91488924
You're going down, leaf.

"Oh no Ill have to connect to my vpn"

You shitposting 12 year olds really are dumb huh?

>>91485367
It could be site as in place or sight as in visual contact

>>91489800
is that a pun too? if i am 'in your head' maybe you should blow your brains out, surefire way to kill me. :)

try again burger.

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>>91489928

>SKILLS
>Invisibility

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>>91490474

>>91490474
But if I kill you, you win

Lulz this leaf hate mirrors the leaf love of redditfags. Send them all to fucking Reddit where they belong, and send the aussies with them.

>>91489443
>he had to wait until a fellow (slightly) more intelligent burger came to his rescue so he could parrot what you said.
>>91487603
There is absolutely no way you could've known what he meant. Even if you did, the fact that you're lingering on it for this long pretty much proves that you're either autistic or have OCPD.

>>91490474
>maybe you should blow your brains out, surefire way to kill me
>Kill me
Nice try, Justin.

>>91490882
i love burgers, i don't actually exist in your hear you big silly (do you know what hyperbole is? hy·per·bo·le - exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally., never mind you don't even know what a pun is) , if you shoot yourself in the head we both win, you can end your painful existence of being a barely intelligible, slightly literate (7th grade reading level) waste of space and bandwidth.

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>>91490474
>>91490882
BTFO canacucks on suicide watch

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>>91483220
Canadians killed Christ

>>91491371
>>91491253
>>91490882

lol you guys are too much.

Go figure, fucking jew can't handle the Canadian bants.

>>91490942
Keep the kangas out of it. They are legit funny sometimes. Top tier bantz. Bacon boys? Not so much.

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The Canadian is the epitome of degeneracy, an absolutely destitute abomination of leftism, cancer, and homosexuality.

>>91485367
>a common sign of autism is a lack of complicated thought processes, such as metaphors

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>>91491463
>Implying he didn't get what you meant
>Implying you didn't get what he meant
>Deconstructing a joke until it isn't funny anymore.
>Implying you haven't wasted the most bandwidth on this thread
Kill yourself, syrup nigger.

>>91491747
You forgot bestiality.
>be amerikek
>fuck a dog
>go to prison because of bestiality laws
>get raped by niggers, no bestiality laws against that

>>91488673
>we'll never see the fall of the leaf

>>91491843
hahaha fuck me, you guys really are stupid, sight and site , in the context previously listed was (albeit unintentionally) was a pun, not a metaphor.

not knowing the difference between a pun and a metaphor, not even confusing a metaphor with a simile , which is fairly common.

>>91483220
fug Xd

>>91492204
>puns are not metaphors
>a metaphor has to be THIS SPECIFIC THING

I think he might be right, leaf. You might just be autistic.

>>91485018
On site means at a place, stupid syurpnigger

>>91491895
top quality post. syrup nigger, thats bretty clever

>>91492204
It's okay, Jeremy. You can still be like the other boys.

>>91485018
>didn't notice "leafs"
Stay leaf, Canada.

>>91492430
It seems like it. His lack of understanding in basic jokes is characteristic of autistic children.

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>>91492561
>>91492598
>implying this isn't an autism board

Whoa guys, don't let a few bad Canadians ruin the board for us all.

Even if we are banned we will just use Swedish VPNs.

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>>91483220

>butthurt burgers won't get what they want

but you should be used to that by now

t. leaf

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>>91483220
ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

>>91492430
seriously this was fun because the average american is running at a fairly limited capacity, it's fun to rile you guys up, but it's kind of sad the total lack of the basic vocabulary you guys have.

a metaphor has to be THIS SPECIFIC THING

do you even know what a pun or a metaphor is? a metaphor doesn't have to be specific, but it at least has to be a metaphor.

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>>91492686
>A FUCKING LEAF with a valid point

The trick is knowing how to channel your inner autism into productive things instead of sperg episodes.

>>91492598
Jesus Christ man you're getting BTFO left and right

I think it's time to stop

>>91492686
>Implying rampant autism makes autistic activity acceptable.
This isn't a dump site for human trash, despite what it looks like. Learn to control your autism or continue to be hated by the entire board.

>>91485367
>Canadian ((( "education" )))

>>91493115
>you're getting BTFO left and right
???

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>>91483220
this triggers the leaf

>>91492935
>http://www.hltmag.co.uk/aug08/less02.htm

Go educate yourself and stop correcting the english of others in a fucking pakistani knitting forum. You obviously have no appreciation for how complex the English language is.


>A

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??? EMMMM ???
What is happening?

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>>91483220
i just shot one of leaf cunts at York University. i'm coming for the rest of you goddamn leafs.

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>>91493264
Are you actually that retarded. The term is "Shoot them on sight".

>>91492935
Gosh, I'm even sorry I made the original comment at this point because you won't let it go.

>>91493451
inb4 this is real

>>91483220
Everyday I come on this board and fight the spergs, fedora tippers, ctr shills, Marxist cunts, and everything else in-between.....


And this is the thanks I get?

>>91493407
lol are all americans stupid? do you guys honestly not know the difference between puns and metaphors?

criticize someone for having "no appreciation for how complex the English language is." you don't know the difference between a pun and a metaphor, is this common core in action?

>>91493444
digits confirm significance

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>thinking you can stop us

just fucking try it

>>91493777
Even kek is pointing out your stupidity. Please just stop.


How can you possibly not understand that a pun is in fact a metaphor? Do you even know what the fuck a metaphor is besides from
>a simile without "like" or "as"

?

This thread is the perfect example as to why leafs need to be banned.

>>91493639
1 thank has been deposited to your account.

>>91483220
there should be an exemption for western Canadians. It's the french canadians you guys really want to ban, not Alberta (the texas of canada).

>>91494175
French canadians are masterrace. Stop the hate.

>>91493622
you are 'even' sorry, is that a pun too? are you flat and smooth sorry?

puns are confusing

>>91493951

jesus you are stupid.

met·a·phor
a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is applied to an object or action to which it is not literally applicable.

pun

a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.

do you not see the difference, or is it that you don't know the difference?

a pun example john fell in the ocean ... 'I guess he didn't SEA it ' see and sea phonetically the same, yet they have different meanings. right, language .

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>>91493777
These digits represent the gallows of your demise. Cucknadians shall be the first to hang on The Day of Rope. You've gone too far; your end is near.

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>>91494109
NORTHERN PRIDE WORLD WIDE

>>91494445
If you don't consider the fact they are all on welfare from the rest of Canada, then I guess they are ok

>>91494635
my digits are to show you heathens that you are taking kek for granted, MAGA

>metaphor
>a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is applied to an object or action to which it is not literally applicable.

>pun
>a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.

In this instance, "site" was used in replacement for "sight" in the idiom "shoot on sight". Thus "shoot on site" is a pun, as it is referencing this website.

A metaphor, as stated above, is using any other word, or even the same word in certain cases, as a non-literal replacement. Metaphors can range in their uses based on the intent of the person who creates it.

>>91494486
>I guess he didn't sea it

In this example, sea is not referring to the ocean. Sea is a metaphor used to create the joke in regards to john falling in the ocean.

Your understanding of what constitutes a metaphor is shallow. You don't think of a metaphor past the high school definition of "a simile without 'like' or 'as'".

Is english your second language or something? Honest question.

>>91494792
>taking kek for granted
Baseless claim. End your life,

>>91483220
I can't wait until he takes over. Your uppance has come, fucking maple-niggers.

>>91494925
"But why did you use sea, is he in the ocean?! Stupid burger, heh heh"

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This is the realm of chaos my friend, the get was not ruined. The attempted gets surrounding it were unoriginal and boring trumpisms then suddenly the voice of KEK thundered with wisdom for the ages:
>pls be my ai gf

If leafs annoy you so much maybe this isn't the sudanese rhinoplasty forum for you? 8 is much more serious business.

>>91494925
o·cean
a very large expanse of sea, in particular, each of the main areas into which the sea is divided geographically.

Sea is a metaphor for ocean

american education.
not even once.

>>91484665
y-yyes. p-pls gibs bak.

>>91495446
>>91495516
I fucking called it

>>91495516
>being this fucking autistic
>being so autistic that you attempt to take your opponent's argument and claim it as your own

Holy shit dude. Can any other leaves tell me where this shitbag is from so I can never visit that part of Canada?

I know some parts of Canada are fucking great, but seriously where the fuck do these dumbass leaves come from?

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>>91483220
bless Shkreli our saviour, praise kek

>>91495446
and this. Someone else has the time machine

>>91493944
It would seriously reduce traffic and improve the site, then you get to use proxies so you don't constantly try to compulsively take pride on your country's "shitposting" like a basic white bitch with daddy issues.
It's for your own good too.

/pol/ needs state flags for the US and whatever the hell for Canada.

Anything to tell these leaves apart.

>>91495635
Hah. That leaf is probably slowly turning her into a leftist liberal now. You know how influenceable she is.

>>91483220

When they came for the leafs, I said nothing, for I was not a leaf.

>>91495769
point in case you actually think the word sea is a metaphor for the word ocean. calling someone autistic does not some how absolve your inability to think or reason. you are literally stupid.

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I'm filtering posts by canucks and post quality has gone up significantly

Pic related all Canadian threads

>>91493451
inb4?

i fucking wish i didn't have to leave, this has been a blast. you guys should seriously get rid of common core , there is no hope for you guys, but made future generations

"First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me." - Martin Niemöller

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>>91496818
Can't wait. Then it's a small step to remove Kebab from Canada.

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>>91489928
>mfw no uzi ninja skill

>>91496389
Sea isn't a metaphor for ocean you cunt. Sea is a metaphor for see, as per the statement "he didn't [see] it coming".

Holy shit why am I trying to teach High School English to a leaf. Don't they cover this shit in your schools?

>Canadian education

>>91485018
>not understanding a simple pun