Your country goes to visit a psychiatrist. Which mentall illness

Cuckoldry.

The one that makes people lose their heads

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Zika-induced microcephaly

Gypsies.

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Multiple personality disorder. Our politics pulls in every different direction with great force. I'm amazed anything ever gets done.

The cuck.

Inferiority complex

We are a small dog but we sure love to bark and pretend we're big guys whenever (((they))) want to bring democracy to a place.

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multiple-personality disorder

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>>91469083
Severe depression and social anxiety

>>91469361
ayy

being white.

but soon, a cure.

Psychiatrist sends my country to a surgeon, because it has 2 left arms and 2 left legs.

> somewhat powerful doorman looong ago
> bitchslapped by every bigger guy after that for centuries
> trying to Be Great Again, always on the losing side
> have to do the little pathetic dance for a little money now,
> hoping fervently that will not be crushed when the big boys go fer' another round with each other

assburgers

retardation

Drug addiction and syphillis

Inferiority complex

>>91469083
kleptomania I'd guess

Self-hatred and Stockholm syndrome

>>91469083
kleptomania I'd guess

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Low self-esteem

>>91469083
PTSD

>>91469206

Self-harm.

Paranoid schizophrenia, bipolar, adhd, gender dysphoria, depression, anger management disorder, multiple personalities, sociopathic personality disorder...

ALL of them. At the same time.

Homosexuality

Shitposting

>>91469083
Bantermania

it's only resolved with more banter

Stockholm Syndrome

schizophrenia

>>91469083
Alcoholism

Major depression and Napoleon complex.

>>91469083
Transgenderism, Stockholm syndrome, passive-aggressiveness, inferiority complex.

God/messiah complex

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>>91469083
Whiteness

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>>91469083
Racial dysphoria.

>>91469083
Kanker

split personality

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Stockholm syndrome

good goy syndrome

>>91469083
Depression and inferiority complex

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islam

>>91469083
Superiority complex. Memory loss.

>>91471160
>stockholm syndrome
ded

Lack of diversity.

>>91470703
>>91470776

>samefag?

>>91469083
Big dick syndrome
Our dick is too big so it doesn't fit in any other countries pussy so we gotta fuck their ass instead

kleptomania I'd guess

Dementia

>>91472407
A vagina can stretch better than an ass, m8.

>>91472236
Nah, stole it from himself.
or alzheimer

>>91469083
Stockholm Syndrome
>>91470703
I'm glad you're able to acknowledge your problem

nothing in particular

there is no problem of that kind in this country. There are others but not that.

>>91473865
Yee we're the most sane fucking country in the world.

t. Secure ward patient #161016

>>91469083
Bipolar disorder and delusions of grandeur

>>91469083
Kleptomania

>>91469083
all of them

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>>91469083
Absolutely nothing.

inferiority complex

All of them

>>91473865
classical case of denial of reality

t. psychiatrist

>>91474681
>portugal
Google in denial.

>>91469083
Eating disorder

>>91469743
>The narrative is so diverse
>But legislation that upholds the status quo keeps getting passed!
Yes, I wonder (((it))) happens.

>>91469083

Eternal Guilt complex and a culture psychosis which basically just negates National Socialism instead of creating something by themselfs, i.e. through free will and intellect. And the thing they negate is the one filled with post war propaganda so they aren't even negating the real thing. Fucked up 3 generations already.

PTSD from all the ass kickings we've handed out throughout the years

>>91469083
Liberalism
Obesity
Diabeetus

>>91469083
Schizophrenia

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Sweden has yet to make an appearance. Probably being frantically resuscitated by medics after being found comatose as a result of a bizarre sex game involving poppers and self asphyxiation.

Liver damage from all the goon we drink to stay sober from the hell of life here.

>>91475094
>Ukraine
How's that fetal alcohol spectrum disorder treatin ya?

>>91471054
underrated post

Schizophrenia of course, beyond any attempts to cure or ease it.

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>>91475364
ADD

>>91469083

Diagnosed with Awesome

1215: Barons of King John draw up the Magna Carta, and invent democracy

1687: England's Brave Issac Newton invents gravity. Everyone stops floating around.

1707: England and Scotland, the two greatest nations on Earth, unite to form Ubernation Great Britain. The world looks on in awe.

1781: Great Britain starts the Industrial Revolution by building the world's first iron bridge. The world thanks Britain for dragging them out of the stone age.

1859: England's Brave Charles Darwin invents evolution. Will be used to troll Americans for centuries to come.

1928: Sir Alexander Fleming single handily kicks death in the balls by inventing antibiotics, saving billions worldwide

1942: Alan Turing invents the computer and defeats the Nazis. The British government call him a fag.

1953: Watson and Crick invent DNA. No one else understands.

1972: David Bowie releases the seminal The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.

1989: Sir Tim invents the World Wide Web, the internet, WIMP, email, wi-fi and 4chan, all in one afternoon.

1997: Wing Commander Andy D. Green OBE, Uses superior British engineering to become the fastest man on earth, smashing the Land speed record by more than 100km/h

2012: Great Britain hosts the Greatest Olympics of All Time. The world bows down in amazement. England's Brave Andy Murray cements GB's reputation by becoming the Greatest Sportsman Ever.

2015: Sir Tysonious Furington defeats the evil communist Russian boxer Wladimir Bitchko freeing the world and boxing from his tyrannical reign and once again proving English warriors are the greatest the world has ever seen

2016: In the aftermath of the unrivalled success of the greatest British film of all time, (Star Wars: The force awakens) the rest of the world concedes that the planet would be better off under British rule once again

>>91469083
Stockholm syndrome

Binge eating disorder

>>91469206
Kill yourself. We are many times more based than Europe and America with their fetish for niggers.

I will say that our police force is utterly pathetic though.

>>91470958
I was curious to what you do in your spare time besides shitposting. I did some research http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ef1_1475469259

Extremist Delusional Syndrome

Mental retardation not otherwise specified and Zika

>>91475364
>>91471054

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>>91471179

>3% muslim

Cleptomania.

Psychopathy, obviously.

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>>91475002
worüber redet ihr denn überhaupt?
ich meine das ganz ernst.

>>91475334
>most decisions based on what will help only one (albeit large) area
>keeps pushing for leftism, then strikes it down in favour for right polices only to near instantly edit them with left policies
>recently lashed out angrily against old friends in unprecidented and unpredictable outburst.
>big problem with personal identity as of late

you might be onto something there

>>91469083
Peter pan syndrome

Fetish for suicide

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>>91475604
>2016: In the aftermath of the unrivalled success of the greatest British film of all time, (Star Wars: The force awakens)

>>91469361
You're not supposed to bantz yourself Mexico

Megalomania probably.
>a mental illness in which someone believes they are very important and powerful when they are not

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>>91469083
Borderline personality disorder: pervasive pattern of abrupt mood swings, instability in relationships, self-image, identity, behavior and affect, often leading to self-harm and impulsivity.

Suicidal thoughts

Stockholm syndrome and Alzheimer's

>>91469083
Cuckoldry

>>91469083
liver failure

>>91475604
>1215: Barons of King John draw up the Magna Carta, and invent democracy
kek stopped reading right there

>>91474553

this

>>91475604
>invent democracy
o rly

>>91475906
Lass gut sein Merkel. Dir geht's nich so gut, nimm ne Auszeit.

>>91469083
Racism

Bipolar disorder

>>91469083
lobotomy

>>91476365
>Mental illness
>liver failure

Czech education

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>>91469083

bestiality
socialism
alzheimer’s
erectile dysfunction

Schizophrenia

>>91469083
Liberalism

>>91469083
Narcissistic Personality Disorder

>>91469083
Autism, social anxiety, depression

>>91469083
Narcissism.

Inferiority complex and russophobia

>>91469083
bipolarity

There's a brain (((parasite))) causing borderline personality disorder

>>91478718
russophobia is not a disorder, it's a virtue.

Histrionic Personality Disorder
Narcissistic Personality Disorder(vulnerable)
Autism.(le random xD, to be specific)
HIV
Probably cancer.

Kebab

>>91469083

Autism

Not a mental disorder but we have to put up with vaginal discharge every time the leatherfaced old bitch that's running, speaks

narcissism or mental retardation

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>>91475743
So if police are like our immune system do we have AIDS?

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>>91469083
The doctor wouldn't understand my finesse and cunning sense of humor and would only end up making a fool of him/herself.

>>91469083
Post-communism.

>inb4 not a disease

>>91469083
Niggers.

PTSD.

>>91469083
Yellow Fever

Cleptomany and bipolar disorder

>>91469083
racism

>>91469083
Just took one of those online tests for a personified US:

Paranoid personality disorder
Bipolar disorder
Dissociative Identity Disorder
ADHD

I think the paranoia describes our foreign policy, while bipolar and multiple personality describes domestic issues. The ADHD describes both.

>>91469083
Bipolar disorder

One minute the country is fine and happy
The next it's fucking suicidal

Just straight up retardation

>>91472566
Eat shit scheiza cunt

>>91469083
a severe case of guiltism

>>91469083

Gender Dysphoria, kek. Or PTSD.

>>91469083
inferiority complex that tries to cover with false feelings of grandeur, self hatred

>>91469083
Bipolar disorder.

Half the time we go around being extremely leftist, and then we make Geert Wilders PVV the largest party.

Stockholm syndrome

Sandniggers destroying a whole culture in 50 years not even on purpose and people keep saying they are the victims.

>>91476761
>remove brain
>add extra liver
>now can drink more
Is Genius, Pjotr!

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>>91470703
Anxiety/ depression.
None of you will smile in public.

>>91469083
Self-hate combined with a severe case of pathological altruism.

Schizo?

>>91469083
Althritis, type 2 diabetes, and some chronic cardiovascular disease

>>91470868

>Self-haram

>>91470188
i love you bro :^)

Everything. The whole western world is weak as fuck.

deadly cuckatry

>>91469083

manic depression

>>91469083
Nothing. USA is perfect.

>>91469083
Everything. The whole western world is weak as fuck for some reason.

Cancer

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>>91475604
Don't forget that time when Alfred the great got scolded by some old bitch for burning some cakes, but he didn't let that get him down, so he murdered a bunch of Danish, rebuilt London and unified England.

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>>91469361

Chronic depression and faggotry.

>>91469083
Islam

nihilism

>>91469083
Autism

>>91487428
It might be curable using pharmaceuticals composed of gas.

>>91475604
this is underrated bants

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>>91469083
suicidal thoughts, best in this way

Masochism

obesity, alcoholism, paranoid schizophrenia, narcissism

>look, i don't need your help doctor- i already know what's wrong with me

>>91469083
Malagant narcissism

>>91469083
Sociopathic narcissism

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>>91488691
>>91478681
>>91478177

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PTSD
Lack of self-worth
Brain Tumor of russophobia

>>91470703
Kek

Lack of integrity.
People in this country are slackers.

These are the main reasons why people in this country are corrupted in the first place and why the economic progress was so slow in the past 26 years.

>>91469083
A bad case of self-hate combined with a cuckoldry fetish and autism.

>>91470703
>racism
>mental disorder
Pick one pekka

>>91471054
kek

Alzheimer's

inferiority complex

Stockholm syndrome

>>91469083

Stockholm Syndrome
Napoleon complex
Depression

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>>91469083
>Your country goes to visit a psychiatrist
>Gets kicked out for not having money

Negrophilia

>>91469083
Suicidal tendencies

Masochism and MPD

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>>91469083
autism, alot of it

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>>91470188
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