Political Compass Thread

Confederacy of independence plants are based. Only reason they weren't perfect was they were being manipulated behind the scenes.

Seriously they were the only faction (some parts of the Rebel alliance maybe too) that could actually be considered "good guys"

The only faction that would come close was old Republic jedi order pre jedi council centralization.

I don't know who bottom right is.

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>>90922358
Scum and Villainy (its a good thing)

>>90923088
>88
Heil Hitler

>>90923088
Surely you'd swap horde and scourge.

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>>90922702
What are you talking about. old Republic jedi order
was a fucking mess. They were Dogmatic that let the republic almost fall.

>>90922358

Every time I do this test I come out high authoritarian, slight left. I can't figure out why I'm left of centre - all my political ideologies would be described as right.

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Daily reminder: The CIS did nothing wrong.

>>90925387
what happened in 1312?

>>90925387
1312?

>>90925454
1312 = ACAB = all cops are bastards

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>>90922358

>>90925312

maybe because Australia as a country is skewed left considerably so you feel as if your ideology is right wing

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anyone in blue/purple is a corporate globalist bootlicker

>>90925523
>ACAB
hmmmmmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbjfesCI254

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>>90926464

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>>90926672
>thumbnail

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>>90926861

Dune houses?

Left Lib - Atreides
Right Lib - Harkonnen
Right Auth - Bene Gesserit
Left Auth - Tleilaxu? No idea, someone help

>>90922973
trade federation

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Ok fellas

We land on a new planet with a large square-shaped continent, divided in fourths by large mountain ranges.
1 million people from each of the 4 political ideologies are recruited and planted in each quadrant like pic related.

Each society starts with nothing, not even clothes on their backs (they do have knowledge of technology and history though). But they must work for everything, building it from scratch. As the population increases, they must educate the youth to their corresponding belief system.

Everybody is the same white ethnicity, and correspond to the far extreme of each of the 4 ideologies, although there is some slight variation within each group. Propaganda wars are possible, and if a society does a bad job of instilling their values in the youth, they could potentially lose them to another ideology.

Each corner of the continent is woodland, the center of each quadrant is farmland, and the very middle where the 4 intersect is desert. Resources such as oil, metals, and rare earth minerals are mostly located around the mountain ranges. Ensuring that if any society wants to prosper, it must approach the borders of the society next door.

How do things evolve over time? Which ideology wins in the end? Or do things come to a happy medium?

>>90927324
I'm pretty sure Atreides would be Right Auth.

I mean God Emperor aside, they were still a Noble house.

>>90925454
Mansa Munsa became a kang

>>90922358
>Left libertarianism
>Existing
End yourself

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>>90922358

>>90925387
Left Lib could be 2016

>>90927483
DESU I feel like auth left would evolve the most quickly and become the most powerful

>>90927590
*Mansa Musa

>>90926739
You and I would get along

>>90925720
I'd love to fuck off like Buddha, but with the world the way it is Patriot / Mr.Moneybags seems more appropriate.

>>90928201
this, it would be like the zerg or some shit

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Am I cool yet

>>90927483
Right and Left Authority will fight the hardest over the territory. Don't know if the continent is land locked or basically Australia with water surrounding it.

Right Libertarian would prosper economically, maybe expand into Left Libertarians territory. Honestly Left Libertarian is just the weakest of the four.

Depending on how the fight between Right and Left Authority goes (if the Libertarians align with their counterparts) the Libertarians will be the next to go.

If continent is Australia tier, then Libertarians may expand out into foreign land or attempt sneak attack.

8/10, made me respond with my autism.

>>90928662
Kys

>>90928662
The opposite, actually

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>>90927483
Libertarian left will eventually die out because everybody expects each other to do the work

Authoritarian Left will survive by keeping the working class equal on all terms and enforcing nonstop propoganda and punishment for trying to immigrate to another quadrant. The government that will establish itself will decide all matters concerning citizens, who are like robots in their work and home. Censorship, etc is very prevalent.

Authoritarian Right will be 4th Reich tier society. Degeneracy will be purged and a booming economy will thrive as small businesses start to formulate. The constant competition of smaller businesses prevents monopolies as the businesses grow prosperous together. Militarization is very easy due to the thriving economy, likely making the Auth Right the first ideology with a fully fledged military force.

Libertarian Right will immediately collapse as the first person buys the land surrounding where the settlers were dropped off. All settlers except the one guy will die of thirst and hunger because crossing the land to establish homesteads would violate the NAP.

>>90927543

I dunno, between Leto I reaching out to the Fremen and them wanting the Scattering they seem kinda lefty

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>>90923013
I remember bounty hunter, was a good game senpai.

>>90928201
I think the first thing that happens is the authoritarians surge south and wreck the libertarians.

The best chance the libertarians have is quickly reaching a higher tech level, and winning a propaganda war. Otherwise they get stomped, as the authoritarians will have higher birth rates, be more militant, and resistant to incursion.

I feel like Authoritarian right is basically:
>kill everybody else, breed and replace
Authoritarian left:
>Conquer and rule, enforce equality at the point of a gun. Weaponize propaganda and subvert the enemy from within.
Libertarian right:
>Maximize economy, tech growth. Focus on personal happiness (makes it very enticing to recruit converts)
Libertarian left:
>Focus on maximizing happiness through tolerant social relations, embracing primitive society and a rejection of technological advancements and pursuit of wealth. Let's face it: these fools are gonna get fucking rekt by stronger forces. They'll probably end up being useful idiots for the authoritarian left.

I think the final battle will be between authoritarian right and left, with the other two being used as pawns in the chess match.

>>90927483
Auth Left wont have farms and a means of production to seize so they will be fucked.

They'll have to wait for the right to actually make anything happen.

Lib Left will revert to monkeys.

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Hot off the presses. Rate my progression.

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I have 100 of these, should i post more?

>>90926364

I think you're right, honestly. Australia has been so far fucking left for so long it's all I know, so it's likely I have a skewed view on what's right and left.

Fucks sake. I'm trying lads.

>>90928662
Charge your phone then gas yourself.

>>90928348
>What does the FDA know about medicine?
Kek.

>>90929272
You seem 18. You'll be blue in no time.

>>90928123
>top right
>helicopter
fucking kek

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>>90929431
yes

>>90925387
LeftLib should have been "Insert Current Year here".

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>>90929431
Yes

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>>90929717
alright

>>90929431
Please dump them all

>>90928123
>the helicopter
Lost it

>>90926464
Sure, Justin.

I honestly believe that the weak link among these ideologies is the Libertarian Left

It seems like they just get utterly wrecked by everyone else. If they set up a society next to any of the other three, they get fucking assraped

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<-- this graph is the most accurate

>>90922358
Who is Right Libertarian?

CIS?

>>90930336

10/10

>>90925522
A.C.A.B. all cops are bastards

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>>90930779
Are you saying that the status quo is in the Authoritarian Right quadrant?

>>90927483
The outcome is dictated entirely by the arbitrary adjacency pattern.

Green team stays in the woods because that's where the weed and mushrooms are. Red and purple end up with green's share of important resources.

Despite resource advantages and ideological drive, red has a hard time actually producing the right things in the right quantities ("We have more guns than any other country, Comrade. When the ammunition factory is finished in ten years, we will rule the world!"). They focus on fighting with their great enemies in the blue region, whom they know to be on the wrong side of history.

Blue is bordered by other active participants that both have better access to resources due to bordering green. They will probably switch between isolationism and bitter fighting with red, possibly with some help (or at least imports) from purple. They eventually come to be nearly indistinguishable from red in practice, except that their ideology is centered around fear and hatred of red. They would probably fight with purple too if red ever ceased to exist, but won't get time to do that.

Purple would prosper due to having a non-participant on one side and a participant with its attention focused elsewhere on the other. They may sometimes get caught up in proxy wars between red and blue in green territory, or maybe just sell weapons to the participants.

>>90931025
Authoritarianism isn't cultural Marxism. You're retarded

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>>90931184
why do you think they're called conservatives anon

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>>90931268
who are you calling retarded?

>>90930811
Bias

>>90927396
There's no T or F in the SW universe tho. Aurebesh.

>>90931330
I believe that's the joke

>>90927035

Anarcho communists are retards.

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>>90931471
whoops, look like i have this one twice

>>90928348
>where we're going, we wont need roads

fuckinf kek

>>90931415
whats the bottom left one?

>>90929894
I can't be 1433 and be a helicopter pilot? They are treading on my NAP

>>90931689
Pretty good for an Australian.

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>>90930786

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>>90922358
fresh OC

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>>90931734
>>>/s4s/

>>90931483
Or it was made by some stupid left lib

>>90927483

The right prospers while the left is poor as shit and starves. The libertarian right let's all the leftists move into their territory out of generosity and because they believe in open borders.

The retards from the left don't believe their stupid as fuck economic policies were to blame for their starvation and shitty lives so they force it on the libertarian right with sheer numbers and end up just as shitty as before

>>90931810
>>>>/s4s/
I have actually never been there

>>90929631
>>90930111
I don't get it

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>>90931946
no man, that's where the bottom left face originated, and where you'll find your answers

>>90923088

The Alliance are literally modeled on modern day EU. They try to bring all of the races together under one banner and discuss each other's grievances. They are not right wing in the slightest.

>>90928662
Kys nigger

>>90931804
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE F STAND FOR I ONLY PLAYED BF1 AND 2 AND THEY HAD A DIFFERENT EMBLEM WITH THE FUCK IS THIS SUAVE F ANYWAY?

>>90930453
Glorious

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R8 me

>>90930054
>a fucking twirly hat
top kek

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>>90932294
8/10

>>90930541
>bottom right
>commie

wut?

>>90930017
Top left should be
>Everything I don't like is bourgeois.

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>>90932377
it's what each square uses as an insult, for example, the top right calls people "cucks" and the bottom right calls people "commies"

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>>90932038
Trump used to offer kids "helicopter rides" (although he said he stopped because insurance companies were up his ass)

A joke emerged that he was a mafia boss, and that "helicopter rides" were a euphemism for knocking people off. It's a meme used by TRS

Pic related

>>90930898
This one is the most correct.

>>90931809
reporting in as...shrek...i guess

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>>90932615
fucken lol

>>90932537
It was not a chilean meme?
You know, Pinochet, dictator, commies. Something like that

>>90930453
holy fuck this is god amazing

>>90931868
washington is a blue 2bh

>>90932131
I think it's the Trade Federation.

>>90932723
I dunno man, that's where I know it from

I don't know who Pinochet is, you could be right

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>>90922358
Every fucking time I try it, the result is the same

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did I do [spoiler]ok?[/spoiler]

>>90931516

Best one so far, although I wouldn't make any or the top left acceptable personally, not even a sliver

>>90929919
I am apparently Bubble Buddy.

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>>90925419

>>90932833
swap libertarian left and right

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>>90932824
>>90932537
FUCK OFF SUMMERFAG

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>90932945
i agree with this, make that version and post it

>>90932953
What does a "libertarian left" society even look like?
How does it even function?

>>90932953
Auth left master race ig

>>90932048
I got that. I was just pointing out that in all my time on this shithole, I've never been to s4s

>>90930811
kike

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>>90922358

>>90933009
Claim to be anti govt while having govt take your money and give it to welfare negros

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>>90922358
tfw

>>90932801
Thank you and bless your kind soul.

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that's all folks! have some anime tiddie

>>90922358

Question for /pol/itical theorists: Where does Orwell's Oligarchic Collectivism fit on the compass? What about a strict Hindu-style caste system?

>>90923088
Lorewise or player wise?

Lorewise Alliance is pretty much modern liberal Yurop

Playerwise, most people I know who play Horde are older dudes while every Alliance player is a babby so I'm going to guess more Horde guys actually know what that is. But there opinions are all over the place.

I did see some pro-Trump arguments in the general chat in Orgy mar.

>>90930955

Is that supposed to be Thomas Sowell?

>>90930811
>Left
>Lucid and Practical
>Understands reality

How stupid are you?

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>>90930196
This is the only accurate one ITT

>>90930365
This one is pretty good too.

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>>90932537
>Doesn't know about Pinochet
Do you even /pol/?

>>90933330
how stupid is who?

>>90933345
Last line should be "Hitler did nothing wrong"

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>>90930304

>>90930898

This one is correct

>>90930811

Meet the cuck

>>90930998
>retarded american who think people want to be """free"""

>>90929542
my favorite

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>>90933047

>>90933389
Jesus Christ, he lives in the US and doesn't even know how to properly comprehend a sentence...

>>90925387

should be 420

>>90929631
>>90930111
Can either of you fill me in? Why the helicopter?

>>90933755
do you really are making calling me retarded for postering political compass even for i am not even make it?

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>>90922358

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>>90922358

>>90922358
My ideology doesn't exist on the political compass.

This is my favorite thread of all time.

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Every time I take this i get a different answer bc the questions are worded pretty vaguely

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>>90933952
idk who i am anymore

>>90933696
is this your OC?

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>>90933922
I used to consider myself an anarcho-communist. This is where I apparently am now. What has happened?

>>90930196
I take it back, this one has monarchy in the wrong place as it is normally understood. Monarchy is much more to the right.

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>>90934120
you're slowly drifting over to the correct version of anarchy

>>90927483
Authoritarian right and left organize and fight wars with superior tech and economies using other camps as mercenary and situational allies, then reach nuclear and a cold war full of liberal left and right proxy conflicts until a right leaning libertarian coalition begins to influence the other proxy nations and achieves a measure of prosperity and advancement; leading to it being destroyed by the major powers as they smear the ideology and turn the allied states against each other.

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>>90932856
You did pretty bad you fucking retarded statist.

>>90934120
Don't believe it fully. I'm a national syndicalist and it puts me as a left winger.
Try this.http://filteries.com/

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>>90934041
No

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>>90934120
I'm a natsoc.

This wording is too vague and the questions are awful in general. Mine isn't as awful as yours, though.

>>90932705

SAUCE on animes please

>>90934065
holy fuck thats accurate

>>90932705
Top right:
Legend of Galactic Heroes

Bottom right:
K-On!

>>90926364
He's right, even our conservatives are completely fucked.

>>90933258

SAUCE

>>90934913
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/1907261

artist: jonasan

>>90932303
we need to go deeper

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And to believe just 2 years ago I had a Tumblr, dyed my hair orange, and would constantly quote black slacktivst

>>90932038
pinochet

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How am I?

>>90935107

if that's actually true maybe some of these gullible retards falling for media shit have a chance in life

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>>90922358
Am

>>90934677
>>90935014

Thanks

>>90935258
Good, wouldn't have a state religion though.

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>>90935258
Perfection, m8. We'll purge this land of degenerates and bring it to the glorious future we deserve soon enough.

>>90935385
r8 me cunts

>>90935477
Fascism requires one imo. Something that binds the people together, promotes values and advancement.

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>>90922358

>>90935385
Those party placements are so off. It's not "libertarian" if the dems forces you with all the power of the US federal government to accept their poz.

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>>90935644
A state religion is great but I think in some cases it gets in the way of education. An alternative is just to have values upheld through both law and education to keep degeneracy out.

Also, checked.

>>90935674
You act as if there is any intelligent posters here left to slide. If anything this is sliding a drumpg btfo thread. It'll take like a year after the election to get all these shitheads in line.

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>>90935896
Rejecting the inherent spirituality of man for pure education isn't really fascist, though. Your rejecting the irrationailty of man and the fact that people often feel incomplete without a sense of the divine or mystic. Doesn't necessarily have to be what we have today. Could be more nietzschean.

>>90933307
the guys you see who play horde are older dudes yes, but they're older dudes who play fucking world of warcraft. they're bernie supporters. i'm looking back at the mmos i used to play and how players used to shit on children playing them and realize how ass backwards that was

>>90933072
i love you

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>>90930017
very true. i go around calling people i don't like commies right wing or left

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>>90936342
i love me too

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Rate m8s

>>90933812
the almighty pinochet

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>>90932953
Here's more detailed data.

>>90930779
Bottom right should say "sociopath."
Bottom left should say retard.

>>90932114
What are the two on the bottom?

>>90937015
individualist anarchism and egoist anarchism

>>90936717

What a surprise, all F types are leftists and all T types are rightists...

>>90937120
What

>>90933007
/thread

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Ummm. WTF pol ??

I would have 1000 Commie faggots beheaded so I could bathe in their blood...
But, it looks like...

>>90937190
You'll learn soon enough.

Go to >>>/lit/ to find the reading material.

Be warned though, they are a bunch of smug liberal faggots (not all of them) and will call you a Spook.

The /lit/ fags I mean

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>>90937190
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Individualist_anarchism

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egoist_anarchism

>>90926861
Bobby compass is best compass

>>90931268
yes it is, anon. You're retarded.

>>90926464
Enjoy your STDs and unemployment.

>>90932537
either bait or extremely stupid

>>90935385
Source of that website?

>>90933007
it makes too much sense, /thread

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Because fuck freedom.

>>90932192
>soros
>right wing
Fuck off newfag

>>90932192
>he thinks i made these

>>90936717
Where'd you get that data?

>>90936384
see
>>90933007

>>90931218
KISS

>>90922358
Someone do one with the south park kids

>>90938143
soros/illuminati/nwo do belong in the upper-right corner, their endgame is a corporatist totalitarian global state

you just aren't redpilled enough to see through the first couple layers of soros's plan

>>90923088

>Libertarian
>Not Burning Legion

>>90938352
Top right:
Cartman

Bottom right:
Kyle

Bottom left:
Kenny

Top Left:
Butters

>>90935349
I was pretty much hardcore democrat until 4-5 years ago mate.

>>90939139
>referencing south park on pol...

KYS

>>90939229
you're just mad

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>>90934310
Hello friend.

>>90939580

>he don't target immigrants from specific country
>he doesn't have the fascism perk

Mine is better>>90936640

>>90931363
>Ron Paul down there
>Rand Paul down there

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Can I be saved?

>>90929165
Wrong

Bounty hunter was a GREAT game.
Still my favorite on the ps2