What will the UNternet will look like on Saturday?

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I'll start:

Germany will be tasked with ensuring free speech.

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Sweden will provide State approved porn.

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China will protect UNternet security and ensure online privacy.

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India will handle customer service and promote good web hygiene.

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Canada will share responsibility with Australia to provide quality posting to UNternet forums.

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Australia will be banned from UNternet

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The US will contract Correct The Record to fact check all blogs, tweets and posts on the UNternet.

>>90813252

>>90854191
The new UN chairman will be bulgarian woman, so the corruption will make the internet absolutely no control free zone, you wont need deep web even,

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Saudi Arabia will monitor human rights, paying special attention to women and gays.

The brazilians will make sure that no UNternet agents are involved in any sort of corruption scandals.

>>90854341
are those books?

New Zealand will continue being irrelevant

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Belgium will promote healthy lifestyle on the UNternet.

>>90854191
What makes you think you own it? It's a privilege. Never forget.

>>90855810
Yes, but it's OK. They contained "hate speech" and dissenting opinions about immigration.

>>90855810
> US education

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>>90856051
I'm with you! The United Nations is an effective and trustworthy organization that is free of corruption and political bias.

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Mexico will police the UNternet and eliminate illicit online drug sales.

>>90854191
https://youtu.be/U2d6VaVDbGo

This likely wont be up anymore

If your American you should be doing this

>http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/

>>90854641
>and ensure online privacy.
Nah, that'll still be your job, we all know you're the BEST at it

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>don't browse /pol/ for 2 months, couldn't even handle going outside due to hitting rock bottom
>things have been getting better this past week
>decide to browse /pol/ again
>see this
>desperately try not to become an hero

I had no fucking idea that this was going on. The mainstream media is silent about this because the control of the internet would push the narrative that they're writing about. It all comes full circle.
None of my friends knew about this. Nobody is aware of the effect this could have on internet privacy and freedom of speech.

This world is FUCKING insane. It's bad enough seeing what's happening to your own country, and then realising what is happening in other first world nations.
I feel like things will never get better, that I've passed the age of a society where people like me could actually fit into and not be casted aside as "racists" and "islamophobic".

This got off-topic but fuck, I don't know how much crazy I can sustain without turning crazy myself.

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Japan will monitor child pornography

>it's a /pol/ doesn't understand how the Internet works episode

>>90857623
Welcome to the NWO! No, you can't wake up from this utopia.

>>90854191
They'll just shut it down, and then the memeing autists will have no more distractions to keep them from forming right wing death squads.

They're gonna be begging for people to go back to making Nazi frog cartoons.

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Greece will provide financial oversight of the UNternet.

>>90855768
But you're the one who knows best about pronouns and misogyny! How would the interenet fare without your expert guidance, US?

>>90856001
And here I thought that'd be your job too!

You know? I'd say you just want to slack off, that was going to be my job! So I guess I'm doing it pretty well, thank you US!

Britain will provide tasty snacks.

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>mfw UNternet

>>90854191
hopefully they'll delete /pol/ off the face of the Earth and I can go back to living in the real world.
>with the addition of knowing Adolf Hitler was the savior of mankind

>>90854191
>How will they "manage" their Internet?
The same way they manage everything else - at the behest of anita sarkesian

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>>90857475
>>90858373
Spain will abstain from the UNternet due to a constant state of being triggered. he Iberian Peninsula will become a massive "safe space"

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Israel will head the UNternet Ethics Committee.

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Unternet Email will be managed by Nigeria.

>>90857623
UN or US, WHO cares? Nothing will change dude

Malawi will provide backup power to ensure an interruption free UNternet browsing experience.

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>>90860372

>>90855810

Sigmund Freud and Das Kapital

North Korea will control the UNternet News Service.

>>90855810
It was mostly Austrian economics shit and pornography. Don't listen to the autists.

omg you're so funny op

kill yourself

The FemNet

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The Vatican will contribute to keeping ISIS off the UNternet.

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>>90854191

op photo reminds me of this

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BLM International will handle race relations.

>>90857623
all things must pass before our blessed savior comes back to bring us to our Father. Seek Jesus Christ!

>UNternet
So what you're telling me is we're completely fucked big time?

>>90861946
I wonder whatever happened to this guy. You think he's still pro BLM?

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>>90855064

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>>90854440

>>90854191
>/pol/ doesn't know how the internet works thread #134324

>>90854191
it will look like it does in Best Korea which is a good thing.. 4 chins? Gone. Only proper thoughts and tolerant speech allowed.

any and every hateful bigoted racist statement will be blocked and the authors rightly hunted down and exterminated..

Thank you Saint Barack for freeing the world of the oppression of White People and their undeserved privilege

>>90862869
KEK

>>90862689
I'm sure that he found it an "enriching" experience!

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>>90854827
kek'd pretty hard at this.

It's pretty obvious what will happen once you break the cage that is containing most of your opposition, they will strike.

>>90863074
Then please explain to us oh enlightened one.

>>90862689
I wonder that, too. I just tried searching for some recent stories about him, but no luck.

Really, it would be interesting to hear any pro-BLM being a victim of a protester in that movement, or a pro-open borders being mugged/raped/generally assaulted by an immigrant.

I know someone in the USA who got shot by a wannabe gangmember from across the street. He was not affiliated with them in any way; the bullet had missed the intended taget and hit him instead.
He was pro-gun before the incident, and after some reflecting, he is still pro-gun afterwards.

But how many victims could say the same thing?

>>90857432
>>90857432
>>90857432
>>90857432

Are you amerifags spaming it on everywhere you can at least?

>>90855768
>desu as a gay man Trump scares me more than muslim refugees

Never even met someone from meme-yria

Probably never will
But you know who I have met?

Tons of ignorant fucking niggers, spics, and rednecks (the white nigger) telling me how to live my life

Why not let hillary rule the world if I benefit from it? Literally zero incentive for me to vote for trump besides unsubstantiated claims that every politician will make till the end of time.

>going with the lozard brain this time, sorry /pol/

>>90863579
IANA has been working under ICANN under a government contract since 1998. All that's happening is that ICANN (a nonprofit incorporated in Cali) is taking over the contract. The "Internet" or more accurately the DNS naming system is being (even more) privatized. The UN has nothing to do with it.

>>90855810
>not participating in weekly book burnings

Pleb

>>90863579
website.com = x.x.x.x ip address
a DNS converts website.com to ip

they could block website.com from working,but ip will still work

>>90864228
What is the potential impact of this? Are we looking at internet censorship or does it not really matter?

Maybe this is a good thing, when 4chan is kill I can live my life normally.

>>90863761
>>90863956
It looks like the UNternet has started a couple of days early.

>>90864444
There is no functional change. It's largely a technicality. If ICANN wanted to censor the Internet, whatever that means, this change doesn't enable them to do so anymore than they already can.

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>>90854191
>ISIS will preside over the elimination of online human rights abuses

>>90864327
I tried to get on 4chan using the IP this morning and it was blocked.

>>90864228
>>90864327
>>90864673

Neat, thanks guys.

>>90864791
cloudfare issue. takes 2 seconds to remove ccloudfare if 4chan wanted

>>90856982
>pic related

seems excessive

>>90864327
i thought 4chan was completely hosted by cloudfare.

>>90854191
>In less than 2 days, the keys of the Internet will be handed over to the wise and benevolent hands of the U.N.

That's not how it works

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>>90864673
The U.N. is horribly broken and often does the opposite of what the organization was intended to do.
It really is (probably) nothing, but there is a lot of room for abuse.

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Maybe it's a good thing. The internet never was any damn good...

>>90865519
The UN has literally nothing to do with this.

>>90861488
Fuck I forgot about this.
What a cuckold pope. Does he think licking some mudslime nig's toes is going to make Islam suddenly change its core tenets?

>>90867503
Their feet need to be washed before entering the mosque. What a thoughtful gesture!

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>>90867163
>>90865504
>>90864673
>>90864327
>>90864228
>>90857906

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>>90851036

memes aside, is there any chance that 4chan could get deleted ?

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>>90869982
Explain that.

>>90870260
Can confirm.

But I don't understand why DailyMail had allowed this to happen, considering what kind of content they post.

>>90854191
It's not going to change immediately. It'll be once the UN starts to censor "hate speech" that you'll notice websites removing content or getting blocked.

>The UN Unveils Plan Pushing For Worldwide Internet Censorship
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-09-26/un-unleashes-plan-pushing-worldwide-internet-censorship

>UN Calls for Worldwide Online Censorship
http://www.the-american-interest.com/2015/09/28/un-calls-for-worldwide-online-censorship/

>United Nations resolutions justify censorship
http://freemuse.org/archives/1180

>U.N. Rights Council Backs 'Censorship' Watchdog, Elevates U.S. Foes
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/06/18/suffers-blow-united-nations-council-backs-censorship-watchdog.html

>A club of censors at the United Nations
https://www.indexoncensorship.org/2014/05/club-censors-united-nations/

>The UN Wants To Censor The Entire Internet To Save Feminists’ Feelings
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/09/25/u-n-womens-group-calls-for-web-censorship/

>US hypocrisy on free speech at United Nations
https://www.indexoncensorship.org/2009/10/us-hypocrisy-on-free-speech-at-united-nations/

>Can the United Nations really tax and censor the Internet?
http://blog.constitutioncenter.org/2012/12/can-the-united-nations-really-tax-and-censor-the-internet/

>>90870563
I don't think the government asked for their permission.

>>90854191
This along with a UN global police force is looking pretty good for a one world government. Hillary being first world president is just icing on the cake.

>>90857623
Relax /pol/ is way to illiterate to know what's going on. The only thing that will change is that domain management will be transferred from a shady CIA controlled US private company to a transparent agency under the branch of Unit Standardization in the UN.
If anything this is a good development.

>>90860305
What does the World Health Organization have to do with this?

>>90854191
Shit is fucked up. Global censorship and persecution.

>>90870260
Good God! Welcome to the hate-free future.

Well who knows, but thank you and fuck you for the red pill, /pol/.

>>90871104
this

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>>90871104
This makes a lot of sense, the US had power over the internet for as long as it was running, there is no way they didn't have any means to use it for their own good.

>>90862689
He goes by the name "Ben Garrison" now.

Nothing will be noticeable immediately

eventually all voices of dissent against a one world government and powerful central entity manned by SJW bureaucrats will be culled, censored, shadow banned, misdirected, destroyed. Literally the entire internet will become Reddit.

>>90857432
Why the fuck isn't this trending? i remember when SOPA was a big deal

>>90854191
We get fucked and most of us will be baned from the internetz

>>90875563
It's not getting any press coverage in the States. Ted Cruz has been one of the few voices calling against it. It has been public knowledge for a long time, but nobody's paid it any attention.

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>>90875749
Maybe, but at least there will be no Reddit!

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>congress overturns presidential veto on suing saudi arabia for 9/11
>doesn't veto this

>>90875563
CTR

>>90881943

See
>>90855467

>>90865331

>seems excessive

It's about sending a message. Mexicans are even more fucked up then ISIS in many regards.

Poland will maintain the Domain Name Server.

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>>90884091

>>90855786

No, it cannot be.

Their job is to fill every free spot in every team- or PvP game forever.

>>90856982
picture is not mexico
you have real mexican violence that is way better.

>>90887461
My bad. The cartels are ISIS-tier. They over-achieve at making their point.

>>90854191
Better in the hands of the UN than the US.

>>90887798
did you see the latest?
the guy with no face and no hands, still alive.
>The cartels are ISIS-tier.
depends on your taste. ISIS is too hollywood for me, Cartels' more arthouse/documentary style is more aligned with my sensibilities.

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Probably the same. And then in 6 months to a year they'll start taking things down once we've forgotten all about it.

It will be the new norm if you let it be.

>>90854641
Do they make their military cyber autists wear helmets? To what end?

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>>90864228
Except the UN would be better than a separate and non-accountable entity like ICANN. At least people are paying attention to what the UN tries to do.

>>90891495
Hard drive crash

>>90860305
US constitution is much more straight forward than that clusterfuck of conflicting interests and contradicting regional legislations.