>Pakistan linked group massacres Indian soldiers at base in Kashmir
See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Uri_attack
>India responds launching surgical strikes on the Pakistani side of Kashmir, 2 Pakistani soldiers are confirmed killed, probably more
>Pakistan now preparing a counter-offensive
>Both countries have nukes, let that sink in for a moment
@AFP
#BREAKING India carries out 'surgical strikes' along Kashmir frontier: army
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/781385366670417920
Zaid Hamid ‏@SirZaidHamid 37s38 seconds ago
Our source in Pak Army has told us that several battalions have been moved to western border to attack India from Afghan side. Stay tuned.
WiseShe Anamika ‏@Anamikasureka 2m2 minutes ago
Pakistan defence minister Khawaja Muhammad Asif threatens to unleash nukes against India
NUKE
EACH
OTHER
>>90831755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY
This is it lads
The happening is upon us
What's so special about Kashmir? What's it worth to these people? Pride or is there a resource there?
>>90831812
stop inciting violence.
Indians and Pakis again, huh?
I'll never make a poo in the loo joke if India removes the pakis (and I'll stop calling you pakis)
>>90831867
go away cuck
PRAISE KEK
REMOVE SANDNIGGER PEDOPHILE AND POO IN LOOS
also repeating digits confirm happening
Get it cuz get it cuz
DO IT
NUKE
EACH
OTHER
DO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
YOU'RE WORTHLESS ANYWAYS
>>90831755
REFUGEES WELCOME
Can anyone tell an uneducated idiot is happening right now? Is this actually significant or just posturing by both sides?
>yfw Shiva appears and annihilates the pakis
Post pooman music
>>90831755
ive become poo, destroyer of loos
>>90831860
They have been fighting over it for like 50 years because of land claims. Its a balkanized powder keg
>>90831904
happening cancelled
D E F C O N 1
E
F
C
O
N
1
SPREAD YOUR ASS WIDE EUROPE
300 MILLION NEW REFUGEES
>>90831755
Lads I'm filling dem rockets with "chemical weapons" if you know what I mean ;)
Time to turn pakiland into a big designated shitting street
>>90831755
China is a really strong ally of Pakistan, what do you think they're gonna do?
>>90831941
I WILL GLADLY ACCEPT THE NUCLEAR ASHES OF STREETSHITTER/PAKI REFUGEES AND SPRINKLE THEM ALL OVER A PUBLIC TOILET
What a shit way to start world war pee
>>90831952
honestly this has been going for the past 50 years or so, i doubt that it will escalate
Seems like every time I see some indian armed forces they're always sikhs
the star will gorge itself on clay
>>90832004
Pakis love Britain
I know they hate each other, but how likely is it to escalate into all out war?
Any Poli fags that can elaborate?
Nothing of value Will be lost and approx. 500 000 000 pakis and loos Will die, so overpopulation shouldnt Be an issue anymore
http://www.nucleardarkness.org/warconsequences/fivemilliontonsofsmoke/
Is this legit?
>>90831892
This. You can do it India
>>90831755
All according to plan
Enjoy your Paki/Street Shitter refugees goyim
I want fucking sauce on that last part instead of people just copying and pasting it. Nobody just nukes over small skirmishes.
NUKES ON SHITSKIN LAND
NUKES NOW
KEK WILLS IT
KILL EACH OTHER SUBHUMANS HAHAAHAAHA
Let slip the dubs of peace!
oh fuck yes India getting nuked would literally make me cum my pants
>>90832005
POO
IN
MISSILE
>>90832052
Theyre Sikh alright. Sikh of Pakistan
>>90831755
>inb4 1 billion refugees headed to Germany to designate sreets for shitting
>>90832004
I don't think you understand how sikhs remove kebab anon.
My repeating digits confirm that nothing will happen
>>90832114
Top kek.
Krishna's universal form is Death personified for Muslims.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXA7CUJtcs0
>>90832085
>small skirmish
As far as Pakistan is concerned India just launched airstrikes and a land invasion into its sovereign territory.
POO
IN
INDUS
Literally poison the pakis with poo.
You can do it lads.
>>90831955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMBKmQEPNzI
>>90831812
Two birds, one stone.
Pls take note India and Pakistan.
>>90832012
China wants north east India plus they'll probably start funding the Indian naxalite rebels
>>90832114
sikhs are the most disgusting plebbit meme ever
literally up there in the top 3 of worst memes of all time
a shit "religion" involving running around with a pile of shit on your head and never taking showers
brilliant
they should all kill each other desu
I'M ON THE EDGE OF GLORY
>>90832161
>The star will gorge itself on clay
Is this what the prophecy speaks of?
TA C T I C A L P O O
A O
C O
T
I
C
A
L
>>90831755
>/poo/ - India-Pakistan war general
Rapefugees incoming.
HIT 'EM WITH A POOMISSILE
>>90832079
HOLY SHIT THIS
PRAISE VISHNU!
OUR DESIGNATED BROTHERS WILL BEGIN THR GLOBAL REMOVAL OF KEBAB!!!!
DO IT, INDIA. DO IT.
>>90832070
Yes.
The after effects of the bombs are infinitely worse
>>90831860
resources iirc
also muzzies gonna muz
check these thermonuclear dubs
WHERE ARE THE NUKES
COME ON SHITSKINS
NOBODY LIKES YOU ANYWAYS
JUST
DO
IT
>>90832052
Sikhs are an ethnic religious minority formed to murder and mutilate muslims. They serve in the armed servuce and dont shave.
>>90832114
Underrated
This is going to be a real war guys. Syria will escalate, Poo war, global war with multiple fronts.
WORLD WAR 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDwotNLyz10
Happening music.
>>90832266
Now I am become death - destroyer of worlds
LIVE STREAM
http://www.ndtv.com/video/live/channel/ndtv24x7
http://www.ndtv.com/video/live/channel/ndtv24x7
http://www.ndtv.com/video/live/channel/ndtv24x7
http://www.ndtv.com/video/live/channel/ndtv24x7
http://www.ndtv.com/video/live/channel/ndtv24x7
>wannabe western paki subhuman
>glorious Hindu man of tradition with fashionable Gujarati attire
How can Muslims even compete?
Are the Paki's about to be POO'D?
>tfw after a year of poo in loo jokes pajeets are almost non existent on 4chan
>paki indian war
inb4 500 million poofugees flooding into europe
>>90832114
kek
>>90832367
>turn off your adblocker
how about no
I would be so happy if pakistan got nuked
Like fucking hell
>>90832275
>ID: V1sndf5u
>V1snu
>Vishnu
NUCLEAR WINTER CONFIRMED
>>90832372
Hello pajeet
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWFdbe38L7w
Sikhs are bro tier
>>90832372
All I see is 2 subhumans.
Nuke each other already, and YOU, my shitskin immigrant friend, should get the fuck back to the shithole you crawled out of.
>yfw we will witness a nuclear conflict within the year
>>90832372
They are same race you dumb motherfucker
TUNAK TUNAK TUN TUNAK TUNAK TUN TUNAK TUNAK RE MOVE KE BAB!
>>90832155
Fuck imagine this as the soundtrack for Fallout 5, Poo in Pipboy.
It takes place after the war.
2016
0
1
6
What a year...
>>90832114
fucking top banter m9
For fucks sake. Alright, I'm gonna go do groceries, but when I come back you fucks better have nuked each other already or else..
>>90832423
>not using reek's anti-adblock script
This is the paki defence minister BTW. Allahu akbar
Sorry about the flash
>>90832066
Praise Kek
>>90831755
:L my parents are in india atm holyshit.
>>90832458
Unlike Muslims Indians aren't trying to take over the world, lay off pajeet mate we should support them in their fight against Muslims
>>90832459
>french terrorist attacks
>brexit
>poo wars
>trump
I WANT KEK TO STOP.
>India gets uppity
>China fucks their shit up and takes back Chinese clay
>>90832385
They will go to America or GB
WWIII
>>90831755
INDIA PAKISTAN NUKE EACH OTHER
>>90832573
>french terrorist attacks
minor events
>brexit
won't happen
>poo wars
won't happen
>trump
won't happen
>bbb-but muh kek
>>90832552
Both are shit-tier countries, you can't deny that.
Besides India is long overdue for a culling and I would prefer it to be a nuclear one.
We'll find someone else to make t-shirts.
>>90832539
Too bad.
Expect devestation on an unimaginable scale.
Soz dood.
>>90832552
NUKE EACH OTHER
U
K
E
Do you realize how fucking earth's air will be clean after both of poos and muds die?
>>90832442
Stolen directly from UgandaPizzapolice.
>>90832440
>>90832458
>>90832468
I am only half-gujarati half-white :^)
My mother indeed got POO'D
>>90832595
just do it already
>>90832633
o ye of little faith
>>90832653
Do you realize us kashmiris can be free of India and Pakistan after they nuke each other?
>>90832539
Too bad. 170 millions dead Pakis are worth more than your parents. Inshallah.
>>90832633
The Falkland Islands belong to Great Britain.
>>90831955
>poomen have Shiva
>nazis have kuk
so what do the asians have?
PAKISTANI PM is PISSED
LESSS GOO
>>90832539
They're already gone. The artillery created tsunamis of poo that should have been in a loo. Your parents never had a chance.
>>90832635
It would be great if Europe didn't take the remaining 200 million living in nuclear fallout. I agree though, way too many fucking people in that region .
>Pakis and Poos killing each other
Wonderful
>>90832739
We wuz dragons n sheeet
>Inb4 More refugees to Europe
>>90831812
This could safe the world from pakki infestation and diminish the poo in loos
Its all good.
POO FIGHT
>>90832052
Token white US military adviser just out of focus.
Latest update on tv
>Pakistani defence minister confirms attacks and says that we have retaliated even though india faced zero casualty and says that if indian army does it again then we will "think" of responding
totally btfo and destroyed
just give me some time to post link when some site posts it
Based on India's military history Pakistan will probably conquer them before October.
>>90832728
Do you poo in loo?
If so, I'm okay with you surviving
>>90832539
Batman down under
>>90832739
Lu Bu?
>>90831892
No more pakkis
Could the dream be true?
>>90832633
>hundreds of people die in terrorist attacks
>minor
>this meme again
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-accused-of-acting-like-a-tudor-monarch-over-plans-to-deny-parliament-brexit-vote-a7213361.html
>yes it will x2
>>90832505
kek
>>90832783
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL!
>>90832797
POO FIGHTERS
WAR, why haven't the Pakis attacked? Let's go
Does this mean we can finally be rid of the p*kis? Let them be China's greatest ally now.
>>90832800
happening cancelled
>>90832800
Can confirm this
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-pakistan-india-kashmir-idUSKCN11Z0IJ?il=0
>>90832803
No, I poo in a valley.
>>90832783
they have enough space in Asia
>>90832739
Sun Tzu
UNCONTAINABLE NUCLEAR POO
ABSOLUTE FECAL APOCALPYSE
BROWN SKY OF VENGENCE
>>90832423
>his adblocker doesn't block adblocker blockers
you deserve it
>>90832070
the worst part is, that once that pandoras box has been opened
the tensions between china, russia and the US will be laid bare and there might be a global thermonuclear war
BREAKING NEWS: INDIA DEPLOYS TACTICAL LONG RANGE POOLISTIC MISSILES
How patriotic are Indians/Pakis? Will their respective Diasporas fuck off back home to fight?
>>90832739
they are tzun worshipers.
>>90832367
Their accent gets me every time
HAHAHA
>>90832739
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eight_Immortals
>>90832918
Most probably won't.
>>90832888
Australia is close too
>>90832816
CAN ANYONE PROVIDE ME WITH A DECENT CHALLENGE?
>>90832903
ASSPOCALYPSE
does india even have any allies that would back them up in a war ? kek
>>90832876
Awww
Can someone else please nuke the pakis?
The poos will all die from a food poisoning pandemic eventually anyway.
>>90832956
we'll just call them poofters and bad at cricket and they'll sook all the way back to their radioactive craters
>>90832907
I... actually don't want this. I don't want a happening anymore.
>>90832739
anime
>>90832918
This is a poll on willingness to fight for your country
How long until obligatory Russian-trail is found?
POOMAGGEDON
>>90832728
Nukes will only fall on Kshamir of both sides ya dumb muslim
Pakis and Indians will become bros after your demise
>>90833002
This operation was backed by NSA(tm) senpai
>>90832801
1971, nigger.
>United States vs Russia
>Germany goes full nazi
>China teams up with Russia and invades Europe
>China goes against Russia
All of these options, and in the end WW3 is started by fucking poo-in-loos
>>90832972
Kokkuri San
>>90833058
Why would they nuke kashmir if they want kashmir? Delhi and Islamabad have a higher chance.
Fuck I wish nukes weren't a thing.
We could watch 20,000,000 Pooish soldiers swarm Pakistan.
>>90833034
9:30am EST
No war. Indi is killing terrorists and NOT engaging the Paki government forces intentionally. Check em
>>90831955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKcevMFUCo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOgALTFzFbQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AHq78O7BX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpROhIg9eA
>>90833079
> world war
as IF anyone is gonna start a war over some shitskins killing each other LMAO
Thread reminder to watch Threads.
https://vimeo.com/18781528
>>90833021
thats because you're smart
>>90832070
>http://www.nucleardarkness.org/warconsequences/fivemilliontonsofsmoke/
Uh guys, maybe a thermonuclear exchange isn't such a good idea...
>>90832982
HOT BROWN RAIN INCOMING
>>90833034
Russians are the source of every world problem as we all know.
>>90832180
desu china will probably side with india on this because they have a huge mudslime problem in western china. India is literally the only thing keeping them at bay.
>>90833107
Kashmiri land own't sink underwater after nuking. They'll nuke Kashmir to remove enemy from there
>yfw this launches WW3
pakis are bitching out. no war
>>90833121
They still violated pakistani air space and border incursion. This is serious even if the happening isnt today.
We need a Serbian and Sikh kebab removal union to form.
Call it the SS
>>90833107
How does it feel to know the rest of the world will celebrate if you kill all the pakkis and half your population dies of radiation poisoning while people make poo jokes on the chans?
Are you glorious yet?
Still. Please nuke the pakis.
>>90833152
A THOUSAND YEAR HARVEST!
>>90831755
I'm rooting for based poos in the loos
>>90833228
Fuck off subhuman.
Whites are not your allies.
THIS JUST IN
FOOTAGE FROM THE INDIA-PAKISTAN BORDER
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHPxkZ7S_H8
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHPxkZ7S_H8
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHPxkZ7S_H8
>>90833152
A SHITSTORM
Let's say that this escalates by some miracle.
What are the chances that tons of Pakis start flooding Afghanistan and the other regions and form massive guerilla forces?
I mean wouldn't that essentially be forcing America to come back in with force to secure the place once again and plunging them into conflict with Pakistan and whatever other creatures live in the area.
That would be a pretty massive happening.
Not to mention if Pakistan goes totally apeshit and just flat out nukes something.
>>90833023
>Finland at 74%
Next Western nation is Sweden at 55% and others far below it.
Wat.
>>90833148
O fuck off.
6000 nukes have already been detonated were are still here
Imagine a paki free planet....just imagine
next stop, moscow
>>90833162
True actually.
>>90833266
I'm pure anglo bred you Europe wrecking grub
>>90833254
gud filename
Aren't there some joopoos in Israel?
>>90831955
Thread theme..
All According to Plan
>>90833288
COME ON THE POOS!
>>90833387
Forgot link https://youtu.be/jy6uebOZQgk
>>90833228
And the based Gurkhas to that union and we're golden.
>>90833349
Never have I EVER heard of a "pure white" shilling for streetshitters.
Kill yourself, shitskin
>>90833023
>Japan
Special attack divisions to this in two generations, fuark.
>>90833288
jesus christ, what a shithole
>>90831755
Please no nukes
>>90833318
>Take a second look
>It's just smoke that cools the planet
>Non-radioactive
>Just mass starvation in third world
My bad. Nukes pls.
>
>>90831755
should be a shitstorm lads
>>90832633
Argentina LOL.
>>90831755
What if 1 of the Indian missles overshoots trajectory and slams Teheran?
>>90833468
KEK WANTS NUKES
PURGE ASIA
>>90833442
>Germany and Japan both at the bottom
>Netherlands mostly morrocans and turks
lol
Nukes when?
>>90833387
india is a peace loving nation
someone redpill me on why we let a nation that has designated shitting streets and holy rivers filled with poop/piss/human corpses keep a nuclear arsenal.
I honestly think I know how cucks feel when we're racist against blacks. I feel personally insulted when lads are racist against Sikhs or Indians. I get annoyed as fuck by there being way too many Indian people in the country DESU and they do seem to stick together way too much, that said I just can't abide by racism against the brown people.
>>90832005
Do it
I love India
>>90832212
i told you guys before it might be china becoming a world currency on the 30th, or i guess it could be pakistain since they have a star on there flg.
>>90833468
let them nuke each other, literally nothing of value lost
>>90833557
Kek
>>90831755
>attack India from Afghan side
wtf
>>90833357
Yeah, not too many though. Israel is full of sand niggers jews aka mizrahis
>>90833568
So we have a reason to nuke them.
>>90833568
Because we get chicken tikala and curry rice.
God damn I'm hungry.
Chinese at it again
Have stolen Poo military tech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXItcXN3PL8
http://webcast.gov.in/live/
http://webcast.gov.in/live/
http://webcast.gov.in/live/
Watch it here
>>90833557
Never.
>>90833488
>implying cucked india would launch a missle
false happening. but wish would be based and nuke it's neighbour
>>90833387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dPt2WPtlNg
>>90832918
I am going to pooland for a month to meet senpai tomorrow, if war breaks out, I will decide whether to enlist or not since it is written in my birth predictions that I will die in battle or by the hands of my wife.
>>90833290
A POO SHROOM CLOUD
>>90833574
back to plebbit you shitskin apologist
streetshitters belong in a mass grave
>>90833318
>6000 nukes
its just over 2000 actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lquok4Pdk
and it doesn't work that way, to put it into perspective I will use a bad analogy.
imagine you had 100 pebbles and you threw them into a pond one by one, there would be a ripple that disperses locally one after the other.
now imagine what would happen if you threw all 100 at the same time and they all landed roughly the same spot.
the energy unleashed would cause a large ripple that affects the entire pond surface
http://www.nucleardarkness.org/warconsequences/fivemilliontonsofsmoke/
FOOD SHORTAGES WOULD CAUSE MASS STARVATION IN THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES, AKA NIGGER-LAND. WE WOULDNT EXPORT OUR FOOD ANYMORE. PLS INDIA, NUKE THE PAKIS!! THINK OF ALL THE DEAD NIGGERS IN AFRICA!!
>>90833630
Pls delet this hateful white supremacist symbol ruskie.
>>90833617
Mizrahim apes must be purged
Yemenites r qt tho ree
>>90833700
POOCLEAR ATTACK
>>90833700
not bad. could do with being a bit whiter tho
>>90833715
> implying the shitskins can detonate their shit-tier gravity bombs at the same time
They'll fire off their garbage medium range missiles and maybe some bombers will manage to drop a couple bombs
>>90832005
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
>>90832535
Muslims are d-bags at all times I see
>>90833715
Yes but they won't get more than 20 of a piece, it's a long way away and there will be no more pakkis and less poos
It would be wonderful
>>90832166
that music is actually really good desu
>>90833712
You must be one angry Australian, did a spider bite your dick or something?
It just goes to show Islam can't coexist with any religion, Hindus, Sikhs, Christians, Buddhists and Jews have all fought Islam in the past in defensive wars.
>>90833717
There is literally no reason to not nuke the pakis
https://youtu.be/Rf99Q7RjJUY
We didn't get to watch Gaza this year, I hope the're streams on this
>>90833644
India will never launch first strike. India has a policy of "No First Use".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_first_use#India
India is large enough to take and sustain after a first strike and has capabilities to perform a never ending second strike. Even if the nukes land on the capital, the Indian nuclear armament is spread across the country for retaliation.
>>90833592
Like Poland in the another world wars?
>Poland being cannon fooder of Germany in another world war to complete the trilogy
>>90833908
ONE BILLION DEAD NIGGERS. THINK ABOUT IT.
>>90833888
> not wanting the scum that lives in SEA to purge itself
back to shiggit right now
>>90833894
R A R E
A
R
E
>>90833908
There is literally no reason to not let pakis and streetshitters nuke each other
>>90833960
I am thinking about it...
NUKE THE PAKIS
>>90833949
> this post
LUL
>>90832800
>>90832878
Its time to put an Iron dome on your border so neither of you can nuke each other
DEFCON POO
POOCLEAR EXCHANGE
POOMAGGEDON
POOACALYPE
WORLD WAR POO
POOCLEAR HOLOPOO
>Come to thread expecting some news
>Haha memes, right guys, do I fit in?
I'm sure both sides have this tension like NK and SK have their tension.Very unlikely something big will come out of this.Unless there is an Indian or a Paki who can inform us.
>>90832114
My fucking sides
>>90834044
What's wrong with it?
SENSEX taking a hit
KEK
>>90833955
I wish germany would invade us again
We got US troops now, they start a war with america
Not to mention that modern german army a shit
>>90834121
>>90834044
>>90833949
This is basically saying "Go ahead and nuke us".
>>90833949
Your just chicken
Nuke the pakkis. Go on. You know you want to.
What genius gave poos and pakkis nukes.
Give that man a raise.
I don't know whos worse
poo in the loo or kebabs
>>90834071
DIRTY BOMB
>>90834100
you can google and will see results
http://indianexpress.com/article/india/india-news-india/india-conducted-surgical-strikes-last-night-in-pok-to-safeguard-our-nation-defence-ministry-3055715/
>>90833960
Including all pakis.
It would be wonderful
>>90834121
there's nothing wrong with it
but I would like to know how your never ending second strike even gets launched when most of your "arse"nal is gravity bombs
in any case, please go ahead and nuke each other, the world's watching
>>90834190
kebabs are far worse, retard.
>>90831755
Rooting for the Loos in this one. Anyone who says that they are both shit tier and should nuke each other forget that sikhs have been removing kebab for decades.
> inb4 go home Pajeet
I'm Polish and I support anyone who wants to remove Islamic influence from the Earth. Dawajcie chlopi, bijcie tym Muzulmanskim swiniom
>>90834014
Agree 100%
>>90833826
it doesn't have to be the same time, that was just the analogy.
within hours of eachother, basically kicking up dust and smoke from fires and the like
>>90834179
I'd like to see you try.
>>90834150
Sensex always take a hit in skirmishes and get back up.
>>90834190
they are LITERALLY the same shit
>>90834190
kebabs, poo in loos keep to themselves and are pretty bro-tier.
>>90834055
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Nothing is happening. Pajeet was just drunk today. There media has denied any strike in Pakistan
>>90834257
I bet you smell like curry
>>90834190
Kebabs, easily. Poos are okay once you've given them a toilet and some deodorant, whereas kebabs want to blow you up.
>>90833894
how is your country, what are you exactly. English colony?
This is in reply to the guy who asked if you could hack nuclear silos, and the other anon who said something about closed systems.
The joint Israeli/American virus STUXNET jumped the air gap and infested Iranian PLCs controlling their centrifuges used to enrich uranium. It actually physically destroyed the centrifuges and the plants were on closed systems. I would say all you need to do is create a highly advanced virus that targets something very specific to something in a nuclear silo.
>>90834277
> omgwow the epikk sikhs have killed some muslims so EPIC
fuck off, shitskin
India and Pakistan should both nuke each other, since they are BOTH a blight on this planet.
>>90831755
>Zaid Hamid
>attack India from Afghan side
kek
>>90834207
HE WAS LAST SEEN LEAVING SKID MARKS
OUR AGENTS HAVE PICKED UP HIS SCENT
>>90834310
>Believing the media
>>90834289
Pretty much every nuclear power in the world can nuke you without retaliation on your part, since you don't have ICBM you dumbfuck streetshit.
>>90834310
just google you illiterate scum
>>90834310
OH MAN THAT'S RARE
>>90834357
>highly advanced
>nuclear silo
pick one
>>90834310
oh man, Oman is here
G'Day Rare Anon
>>90834310
R A R E
A
R
E
>>90834310
Bloomberg - India Strikes Pakistan Terror Camps as Modi Hits Back for Attack http://bloom.bg/2dgkXUk
Why are there no pakis on here shouting alan snackbar?
They are up to something poos...better hit them now while they are off conniving.
posting /pol/ approved stream
http://live.indiatimes.com/
/pol/ will love based Arnab
>>90834359
>24 posts by this ID
>>90834359
Many Indians are shit, most of them are Hindu. Many Indians however are based, and at the least the culture may be backwards but it can be reformed.
Islam cannot be reformed, it must simply be kept out of civilized nations/removed if needed.
>Pakistan defence minister Khawaja Muhammad Asif threatens to unleash nukes against India
Did he really say that or are you bullshittn
...Anonymous (ID: HsBcVB9L)
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A dark brown man covered in body hair. The first thing you notice is his smell. Curry and poo. He has a skinny frame, oily skin and hair. Slimy. Oozing curry and poo from his pours. A thin pathetic moustache. Pitiful.
He pulls down his pants to reveal a small penis surrounded by a mane of smelly greasy pubic hair. He turns around and I see his buttocks smiling at me. His butt is covered in more coarse hair, black. Small cheeks. He bends over and parts his cheeks. A waft of pure poo fills the air. The black hair is thickest here, with a brown hue. Dangle berries can be found. Yesterday's shit clinging on to life. The poo is a light brown, like pumpkin soup. He uses his hands to part the mattered poo hair to reveal a little brown butthole. Caked in poo. Disgusting. The epicentre of filth. An ugly crater. A dirty yet prolific anus.
The Indian.
>>90834357
It got in due to people plugging in a device that had been connected to the net to a computer on the centrifuge intranet. At least read up on what your talking about dude.
>>90834455
I'll pick both since I said you would need a highly advanced virus. You would need something funded by a government. Something that can self spread itself while staying hidden and targeting specific things.
In the case of Stuxnet it targeted the PLCs and sped the centrifuges up and down at a very specific rate that tore them apart. It managed to stay hidden and was able to spread to other systems by itself.
>>90832070
>>90833148
>>90832907
>believing lies like nuclear winter
>believing fear mongering like the midnight clock
Your eternal unwavering ignorance is why Oppenheimer left us
nuclear war is winnable. if it wasn't and "unthinkable", it wouldn't be a deterrent.
The best thing trump can do is channel his reincarnated Reagan soul to bring back the star wars program, perhaps with russian cooperation, to eliminate the threat of large scale nuclear exchanges and rogue states.
>>90834600
Thanks poo
>>90834411
And they are giving reference of Indian army. Although it was there media that started all this hype in the first place
>>90834594
THEY'RE GETTING READY TO LET LOOSE SOME POOLISTIC PROJECTILE MISSILES
A dark brown man covered in body hair. The first thing you notice is his smell. Curry and poo. He has a skinny frame, oily skin and hair. Slimy. Oozing curry and poo from his pours. A thin pathetic moustache. Pitiful.
He pulls down his pants to reveal a small penis surrounded by a mane of smelly greasy pubic hair. He turns around and I see his buttocks smiling at me. His butt is covered in more coarse hair, black. Small cheeks. He bends over and parts his cheeks. A waft of pure poo fills the air. The black hair is thickest here, with a brown hue. Dangle berries can be found. Yesterday's shit clinging on to life. The poo is a light brown, like pumpkin soup. He uses his hands to part the mattered poo hair to reveal a little brown butthole. Caked in poo. Disgusting. The epicentre of filth. An ugly crater. A dirty yet prolific anus.
The Indian.
>>90834403
LOOCLEAR HAZARD
>>90834424
Jesus austria
You are really mad at India.
>>90832036
Get the right one, faggot.
If a war breaks out between Pakistan and Indian Europe and America are going to be flooded with even more immigrants, I hope both of their governments are able to desculate the situation and negotiate a peace agreement.
Giving hostile 80 IQ shit skins nuclear weapons was a huge mistake,
>>90834429
Pajeet I don't think your country knows how war works when half of your media acknowledge conducting such strike while other reject it
>>90834656
>>90833960
>>90833474
>>90833717
Check my post history
toast the bread op
>>90832800
>Pakistan kills 18 Indians.
>India kills 2 Pakistanis.
>India claims victory.
Superpower by 2020 amirite?
>>90834600
LADS TAREK FATEH IS ON
>>90834614
>Pakistan defence minister Khawaja Muhammad
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Pakistan-defence-minister-Khawaja-Muhammad-Asif-threatens-to-unleash-nukes-against-India/articleshow/54574492.cms
>>90834637
I didn't mean to imply that the fucking virus was so advanced it left the virtual world and walked into another system you dolt. I brought up the fact that it got across the airgap, so a closed system isn't impenetrable. Obviously it got in because someone plugged something in. That was the entire point of my post.
>>90834424
Look at a map. Almost all major Paki cities along eastern border. In their eternal wisdom Pakis gave western half of country to Taliban. India doesn't need ICBM to reach paki cities. Can fire with artillery.
>>90834675
THE BIG FLUSH
>>90834718
I really want that whole region to get nuked and since nuclear war between pakis and streetshitters is the most likely mass subhuman removal we might get, I always get hyped when these shitskins start throwing shit at each other.
>>90834713
SHITACULAR DISPLAY
>>90834812
Bonus side effect: nuclear winter will freeze some of the rapefugees in europe.
>>90834804
Okay? Where was I talking about Pakistan? Obviously they're in each other's range, that's what makes it great.
Any OTHER power however, can nuke the shitpile that is India, without retaliation.
http://www.huffingtonpost.in/2016/09/27/pakistans-defence-minister-khawaja-asif-threatens-to-nuke-india/
>>90834600
I always forget that you guys literally speak english.
Is there a cool TV show you would recommend
>>90834864
According to /k/, nuclear winter is a meme.
>>90834675
>>90834713
>>90834403
>>90834207
>>90834071
Top Kek
>>90834784
10-4 thanks f am
>>90834898
Welp.
>>90834759
>three links to discredited fearmongering from the 80's by antiwar cucks based in pure fucking fantasy
nuclear winter isn't a thing
a full nuclear exchange between the US and USSR would have killed millions, but a good ~60-75% of the population would live in both nations.
I bet you don't even know what counterforce and countervalue mean you low information "nukes R bad goy" shill.
>>90834718
Someone from the Indian diaspora took the IT job that the Asstrian wanted.
>>90834353
No we're the leftovers of Normandy our original language was a variation on Norman French (so it was a mixture Norse and old French) but only 200 people that can speak it are left. Now everyone speaks Engkish.
It's a nice quiet White Island, our lefty governor refused to allow refugees to come here because he couldn't ensure their safety.
if a war does break out between india and pakistan, china will back pakistan while britan and the amerifats will back india. russia being a bunch of cyka's and bylats will back china while indonesia join in with pakistan
>if these shitskins dont solve their problems we will see ww3
poo in the loo ain't looking to bad
shes fine
http://live.indiatimes.com/
>>90834424
> since you don't have ICBM you dumbfuck streetshit.
>Agni-V: 2014, road and rail mobile ICBM with a range of 5,500-8,000 km[3][4][5] and is expected to enter service in 2015.[6][7][8][9][10][11][12]
>Agni-VI (Under Development): is an ICBM with a range of 8,000-12,000 km[13]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ICBMs#India
Fuck off abbo
>>90834898
>hufpo
ehhhmmm....
>>90834959
Jesus Guernsey. You are smaller than my university. Size and population!
>>90834656
nuclear war isn't winnable, if it was then everyone wouldn't be dead
here's a video with the same 300kt nukes that both india and pakistan have
the webm is a smaller explosion to show you the scale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EF-s7frsZ0
>>90835008
no, china will sit it out. china has a huge mudslime problem and backing them would fuck them over win or lose, as it would open the flood gates
>>90835070
> under development
> expected to enter service in 2015
> current year 2016, wiki article still not changed
HAHAHAHAHAHA
/pol/ has broken my brain
All I care about is that /pol/lacks from both countries survive. I could care less about anyone else
>>90834565
'India said'.
and now they have rejected it. It was a normal ceasefire. If it was a surgical strike then we will be seeing troops crossing borders or condicting cross border raid like they did in 2013 http://m.thehindu.com/news/national/pak-troops-cross-loc-kill-two-jawans-in-poonch/article4287274.ece
>>90834959
tell me more, im curious are you christian or pagan, do you like america. and tell me about yourself how is a daily life on your land in your shoes.
>>90835070
did you just fucking reference a wikipedia article? XD KEK
>>90834959
Holy shit rare.
>>90835161
>cross-loc-kill-two-jawans-in-poonch/article4287274.ece
>poonch
>>90835008
It's so fucking twisted. The United States is allied with Pakistan, yet now conducting military drills with India. Pakistan is funding terrorist attacks against America and India, possibly China as well. China is possibly giving weapons to Pakistan and Russia is giving weapons to Pakistan. If the United States stops giving money to Pakistan (while they are funding terrorists) the government could collapse.
What the fuck is going on?
My friend just called, he has been called for service and his vacation has been cut short. He said government is evacuating border towns.
Seems like it's true
Villages in Punjab which are 10km from International Border with Pakistan are being evacuated, additional BSF troops move in
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Surgical-strikes-across-LoC/liveblog/54580305.cms
>our poo will blot out the sun
>then we will fight in India
This region really is the worst place on earth.
NUKE THEM BEFORE THEY CAN FLEE THIS LITERAL SHITHOLE
>>90835258
Nothing is going on, people are just selling weapons you retard.
If India and Pakistan want to nuke each other, the world will let them, because let's face it, they're both 2 worthless shitholes.
>>90835258
you're entire life is a lie, jews and muslims own the world
>>90835062
8 TERRORIST CAMPS WHIPED OUT
>>90835258
jews
>>90835258
Oh, and all five countries have nuclear capabilities.
>>90834919
It's bullshit. Subversion meme spread by the kremlin during the cold war to weaken western morale and promote nuclear disarmament by traitors in the likes of CND.
But 50% less poos and 100% less pakis is a dream
>>90835294
if we nuke india (commonly known as poo-loo), wont burning pieces of shit fly everywhere?
>>90835378
>we
I wasn't aware that you had nuclear missiles capable of reaching India.
>>90835146
So what 20KM radius a long way away. All pakis die.
Worth it.
>>90835431
>>90835253
I said that 'Pakistan will not sit silent if you cross the border'. Try to understand it. I was also hyped as fuck but then your army denied everything
>>90835378
Yes, and the germans would welcome it with open mouths ...
>>90835322
Muslims are literally being walled off from the rest of the world and we are going to let you experience a mass die off
>>90835378
>we
>nukes
ewww australia keep your vegemite away from us
>>90835167
Christian, yeah America is great. I'm just a regular sperg, the Island has a big problem with young people moving abroad to find meaningful work and old people moving here to retire so there's a big imbalance in the age groups which means tfw no gf for me.
It's a nice Island aesthetically, the countryside is all granite farmhouses and all along the coast there's abandoned German bunkers, most are sealed off but the few that are open are vandalised and treated like places for teens to get drunk in. There's nothing to do besides get drunk or high for young people, it's the same with all small British Islands.
>>90835378
Enjoy your stay at prisoner island
>>90835470
I was just referring to
>POOnch
>>90835230
>>90835148
>February 05, 2015
>When it comes to long-range missiles, India is setting its sights far beyond its recently tested Agni V intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM).
>On Sunday, S.K. Salwan, the chairman of the Armament Research Board at India’s Defense Research and Development Organization (DRDO), confirmed a subject of long-term speculation — that India is capable of developing an ICBM capable of striking targets beyond the 10,000 km range.
>The Agni V, India’s has a range of 5,000 km which allows it cover the entirety of Asia, parts of North Africa, Eastern Europe, and Russia.
>It is currently India’s longest range ICBM that has been successfully tested and is capable of delivering a 1,000 kg payload.
>“India has successfully test fired nuclear capable Agni V missile recently which has a range of 5,000 kms. But we are capable of developing ICBM that can hit targets beyond the range of 10,000 kilometers,” Salwan told a conference in Vadodara, Gujarat.
http://thediplomat.com/2015/02/the-agni-v-and-indias-icbm-strategy/
Again, go ahead and try to attack us or shut up sissy.
>>90835546
Well American whites may be looking for a nice place for our white flight in 6 weeks. How big is the island?
>>90835320
Coming from Austria that's rich.
>>90831812
This.
>>90835632
Even your ID is covered in shit, get away from me poojeet.
You do know my life is literally 500 times better than yours?
>>90835704
Was gonna say that about his ID
>>90835632
Well it's doubly rich when a country at the center of convoluted alliances that led to WW1, and by extension the state of the world as it is today, says nothing is going on when nuclear armed countries all have convoluted alliances.
>>90835704
>>90835704
XDXDXD
>>90835546
>>90835546
can i come to your island some day and you can be my tour guide
Who's idea was it to let these shit hole countries
have nukes?
Pakistan -NUKES
India -NUKES
No Iran you can't have em
it's tsar bombe time
>>90835620
Tiny. It's very difficult to emigrate if you aren't rich or related to natives.
There's other neighbouring islands that are similar, Jersey, Herm, Alderney and Breqhou. There's also Sark which is like the shire on an island, cars are illegal so everyone rides horses or carriages and lives in comfy granite homes
>>90835825
Please do
>>90835148
Pretty standard fare for Indian craftsmanship.
>>90835761
>thermonuclear war breaks out
>60% of the population die in the initial strike
>40% of the remaining population die from starvation and lack of infrastructure.
>Some how only asukafags seem to make it through the crucible of nuclear hellfire
>the church of asuka is now an international symbol of peace and understand that she is and always will be, best girl.
the future is bright.
POOHAWK DOWN
SAYING PRIVATE POO
A BRIDGE TOO POO
POO DAWN
BRIDGE OVER THE RIVER POO
McKittrick: See that sign up here - up here. "Defcon." That indicates our current defense condition. It should read "Defcon 5," which means peace. It's still on 4 because of that little stunt you pulled. Actually, if we hadn't caught it in time, it might have gone to Defcon 1. You know what that means, David?
David Lightman: No. What does that mean?
McKittrick: POO
Joshua: Fine.
>>90834898
I'm gonna make a killing selling mirrors.
>>90835546
Looks comfy im google maps desu. You not part of EU is presume. But do we need a visa to enter?
>>90835836
Iran is a threat to Israel
India and Pakistan are threats to each other and China
Makes reasonable sense to me
>>90835935
>hurr nuke each other
You dumb asses Nukes aren't magic genocide machines.
If that happens we will have almost a billion refugees looking to flee to anywhere but their irradiated shitholes.
You should 100% not want this if you're in the UK, you guys are gonna get swamped in pakis and indians.
>>90831860
It is a beautiful land rich in resource that's why China is encroaching on it too, these babies will fight over it (please India do something worthwhile for once and finish pakistan) but China will be the winner here (and the world once blackistan has been eradicated)
>>90835704
>Proven to be a fake shill and getting BTFO
>Try to divert topic from ICBM to ID
http://www.quickgs.com/list-of-indian-missiles-with-range/
>You do know my life is literally 500 times better than yours?
>Austria's GDP is $437 billion which ranks 27th in the world.
>India's GDP is $2.07 trillion which ranks 8th in the world.
Between Austria and India in 2015:India has the higher GDP growth
Unemployment:
Austria: 5%
India: 3.6%
Adult Obesity Rate:
Austria: 20.9%
India: 1.9%
Military Expenditure % of GDP:
Austria: 0.68%
India: 2.42%
Come back when you are in top 10.
Are you attacking now or never sissy?
>>90836010
Good luck swimming here, nigger.
Stop pointing out how pathetic pooistan really is. They are more proud today than ever. Proud enough to embrace war. Let them have it.
>>90836010
O they could be
Local fallout could wipe most of the pakkis out in 6 months if they do 20 or 30. They are musly irriterate, no iodine or worthwile civil defense or sanitation etc
Don;t give up hope.
The big poor population centers could get fried to.
Its all good.
>>90831812
>nothing changes in India
>except that Ganges gets clearer
>>90832739
It's KEK, not kuk you fucking cocksucker.
Not surprising that a pleb who doesn't even know any of the asian deities wouldn't know what the name of ancient egyptian deities actually are.
>>90831991
Is saltpetre what you can collect from pub urinals?
>>90836193
>It's KEK, not kuk you fucking cocksucker.
It's hehu or keku or kuk. I go with kuk because it goes with canucks.
>>90836118
>pic related will never destroy isreal
>>90836162
You, I like you.
>>90833652
Good. Sod off,Pajeet. Take your compatriots with you.
>>90836259
feels bad man...
>>90835969
You don't need a visa I'm pretty sure. We're not in the EU but still have a special relationship, I've visited mainland Europe a lot without a visa.
>>90833652
what the actual fuck is that dance
>>90835836
Well in the case of Pakistan it was China's.
The reason? Well they hate India, like just about every other nation on the planet.
I don't know why India was allowed to have them, probably to defend themselves from Pakistan.. and here we are.
Meanwhile deep under Islamabad and Delhi
'Are the doors sealed'
'Yes'
'Are the Nukes armed'
'Yes'
'Do we have stores of food'
'Yes'
'Do we have water'
'Yes'
'And where is the designated shitting street'
(silence)
'Where is it?'
(silence)
Assorted oligarchs look at each other and start fighting over stack of plastic buckets.
>>90836092
> come back when you're in top 10
>>90836381
That's called mixed Bhangda. It's a Sikh dance
>>90836457
'Sir he's in the silo armed and ready for launch'
>>90836373
Noise. Any german tourists you've seen before? The place seems rustic. Reminds me of period movies.
>>90836092
Unemployment:
Austria: 5%
India: 3.6%
Adult Obesity Rate:
Austria: 20.9%
India: 1.9%
Military Expenditure % of GDP:
Austria: 0.68%
India: 2.42%
>implying any of those statistics make a country holistically better
unemployment = no shit, unemployment in third world countries is not a problem because you've got so much manual labour that we in the west have robots for
obesity = yes, well it's better than starving and dying from lack of nutrition
military expenditure = Austria doesn't need to spend much on their military because they're not in shitting contests with their neighbours.
>>90836425
>>90836457
2 can play this game.
I'm still waiting for your sissy ass to attack our country
>>90835901
>>90836373
you seem like a tiny island, i wont be murdered by island nogs or vicious psychos will i.
>>90836566
> sir they're not kidding around, they're really gonna launch
>>90836608
lmao, did you really just post a picture of your gypsy blood-brothers?
I'm SHOCKED
>>90836655
You've been funny but damn who rustled your jimmies Hitler?
>>90836608
>gypsies
Ironic, considering that gypsies come from India. I'd rather have my country nuked than take more of those.
>>90836655
We have already launched attack sissy last night and killed Pakis.
>>90836566
POOBLEAR WARBACKS
>>90836741
Hitler liked India.
>>90836608
>Picture from who knows how long ago vs
>>>90836723
>Picture from a fucking hour ago
Just stop, pahjeet.
>>90836782
Do you think anyone gives 2 shits about you and your subhuman paki brothers killing each other?
>>90836829
The "xd ironicc" part is that he's posting roma gypsies, ie INDIANS
>>90832063
Yeah? Well britain hates pakis.
Fuck off you dirty jungle rats I hope you all die from poobomb
>>90836858
>>90836891
y u mad tho?
>>90836891
I'm on your side, Austria. This is pathetic. Austria is gorgeous. But savor it because we all know they're gonna be a /SUPERPOWER/ in 2020
>>90835378
Don't toss the boomerang nuke. It'll just come back and you.
>>90836858
You surely do that's why you seem triggered by your muslim pakis bros getting killed.
I'm hoping the draft gets called so I can enlist and kill more of you muslim scum.
>>90836803
No he didn't, he liked ancient Aryans, who were white. Most of them moved to Persia when one of them (Cyrus the Great) became ruler of Persia. They moved to Europe when Alexander took over.
>>90832114
>>90831755
It looks like how WW1, 2 countries backed by 2 different alliances started a war, then everyone got into it
>>90836585
>Adult Obesity Rate:
>Austria: 20.9%
>India: 1.9%
That makes me sad, anon. Eat something. Please.
>>90836569
Yeah I work on a tourist site we get German and French school kids visiting in the summer
>>90836620
There's no real crime here, the neighbouring island had a famous rapist but that's it.
>>90837154
I really really really like this image.
>>90831962
Underrated post.
>>90837086
Do it. Kill them all.
Kill them all.
Are you a chicken?
On a side note why have you made your copy of one of the deadliest weapons in existence look like a giant crayon?
To be truly poo it needs some imitation gold beads and plastic elephants stuck to it.
>>90837240
>German and French schoolkids
So arabs?
>>90837278
It's pretty old.
>>90837315
agree
kek
>>90837093
>May 29, 1942: Hitler meets Subhas Chandra Bose
>Hitler meets Subhas Chandra Bose, leader of the Indian National Army which fought for Indian independence from colonial rule. Germany forms the Indische legion, made up of Indian volunteers and British-Indian POW's.
It's a silly point to argue but what the hell. Hitler supported India because it weakened the British Empire
Well, from the stream everybody welcomes this operation and actually wants Pakistan to escalate so they can kick their ass.
>>90837364
so?
>>90837167
No european, burger or kremlinoid will die for poos or pakkis
maybe the chinese.
Let them eat poo
>>90837463
Good
>>90837327
Oh you bet I will. I'm currently speaking to a lot of my friends on phone and they are all ready to enlist in draft if there's war.
>>90837463
Its happening...
>>90837629
Nothing to worry about
>>90837463
That's true, I'm getting back to back calls and speaking to a lot of people. Everyone wants war and ready to enlist. We want to finish the Pakistan menace once and for all.
I know the world specially US & Saudi Arabia will not let us completely wipe off Pakistan but we will make sure it goes back to stone age.
>>90837714
I'd let you completely wipe off Pakistan :(
>>90837714
poo in their loo
>>90832066
And the Africans will replace poos as the most populated place
That even worse
>>90837683
Good all I want is peace and happiness across the world. Not disappointed at all there is nothing to worry about.
>>90837783
>>90837795
Yeah but your Pakistani supporting government does not.
Pakistan on Tuesday warned it would not hesitate to use its nuclear arsenal in case of war with longtime rival India.
Defense Minister Khawaja Asif told local Express TV channel: “Pakistan has not developed these [nuclear] weapons to showcase. They are meant for our defense.
“I want to make it clear that Pakistan will go out and spare no option if Indian forces enter our territorial borders.”
His remarks came amid heightened tensions between the two nuclear neighbors after a brazen militant attack on an Indian army headquarters in the disputed Kashmir region for which New Delhi blames Islamabad.
http://english.almanar.com.lb/44559.
DO IT ALREADY.
PIC
(A Poo Protest in Jharkhand India Against Centre's Land Bill)
>>90837882
>Pakistani supporting government
I can't believe this is even a thing. Fuck all of them. Why th e hell would we ally with those bastards in any way?
>>90838028
your john Kerry is amazing and condemns Pakistan but your administration gives it a blind eye
>>90837882
Superpooer by 2030
>>90838028
Someone sang
'I ain't no fortunate poo'
' Poos in Arms'
'Let the Poos hit the floor'
I wonder if pol can meme a nuclear exchange into being.
Someone call islamabaf and tell them the poos are shitpostng about the pakkis and muhammed on the net and then call delhi and tell and tell them the pakkis killed some cows in revenge.
Its on.
>>90835258
Geopolitics as usual. Are you new here?
>>90837714
KIll them all warrior poo
Launch. Do it.
>>90837093
>No he didn't, he liked ancient Aryans, who were white.
He was also supported by Gandhi, and he preached ethnic nationalism throughout the planet. But just ignore that part because Hollywood made you believe the nazis hated everybody.
I've always wondered what 2000000000000 tons of human feces incinerated instantly smelled like on a global scale for half a century.
>>90838237
I voted John Kerry but your country has a long ways to go to being a superpower. Stop acting like you're such hot shit and maybe people will stop laughing at you.
>>90838594
god dammit, I can smell it now, you fuck
>>90838594
The smell of victory.