What will happen?

>>90418683
Trump losing because he can't keep his mouth shut

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>>90418683

COUGHING FITS

>>90418683
Trump will get BLACKED

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It's safe to say that we can expect something like pic related to happen

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>>90418683
Hillary strokes out.

Critical meme overload

>>90418683
trump will win

>>90419041
PANTS OF SHIT

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>mfw Hillary has a seizure during the debate

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>>90418683
SHART

>>90418683

Nothing fun.

We all want Hillary to stroke out or take breaks but it wont happen. The moderator wont let Trump get a word in. It'll be boring Hillary wank and the media will claim her victory.

>>90418683
COUGHING FIT PANTS OF SHIT!

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>>90419566
CHECKED

PRAISE KEK

>>90418683
/pol will say he won no matter what should be fun though

>>90419917
it has already been predicted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlkxQMxJmEU

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Wheres her step ladder

>>90418683
Hillary shits herself. Trump laughs. Audience laughs. Bill dies of AIDS.
Trump becomes highest senpai.

>>90419324
Post it again. This time post one thats legible, please.

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>>90419566

KEK BE PRAISED

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COUGHING FIT

PANTS OF SHIT

CAN'T STAND UP

SHE HAS TO SIT

EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE

SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH

PEE PEE POO POO

SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO

BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK, AND TRUMP

LIVE ON AIR, SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

DEBATES WILL BE A FIERCE FIGHT

SHE'LL CALL OUT THE ALT-RIGHT

AS THOSE WORDS WILL ANGER KEK

SHE'LL BE IN SHIT UP TO NECK

SHE FAKES THE STRENGTH OF A LUCHADOR

BUT THE TRUTH WILL SPILL ACROSS THE FLOOR

PANTSUIT STAINED FOR ALL TO VIEW

THE DON'S REVENGE WILL CATCH HER TOO!

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>>90420700
>>90420600
>>90420611
>>90420133
>>90419566

wtf is going on

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>>90420700

>>90420700
you have no concept of meter

>>90418683

DEFECATE

AT

DEBATE

>>90420700
Kek is real

Kek will rise

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>>90420700
https://youtu.be/zAx0t3O55Zo

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I am asking all Magicians of Kek to spend an hour before the debate begins clearing your mind, focusing your intent, and meditating. Do your meditation method of choice, i.e. quiet reflection, sigil magik, visualization, sex magik, energy work, prayer, or even just reading the dankest memes you have. All of us need to focus our willpower on making something happen.


Maybe as simple as a little trip up and cough attack. Maybe something as large as a full on seizure on live TV. Whatever it may be, our focus, intent, and energy must all be present tonight.


Kek will deliver

>>90420828
kek is with this thread

>>90419566
Praise kek

>>90418683
PEE PEE PEE POO POO POO

>>90418683
When will it happen?

>>90418840
This. Drump will get BTFO by Based Hillary.

>>90419474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69fPof-ZTnU

>>90420700
Take my energy! \o/

>>90421432
Focusing on anything as grand and specific as a seizure or stroke is too much.

Focus any and all malicious thought towards her, and allow Kek to smite her as He sees fit.

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That set design is biased towards Trump! Look at all that "muh constitution" bullshit. Just a dog whistle for white patriarchy.

>>90421657
Kek says otherwise

>>90421432
Amen

Hillary wins. /pol/ btfo. Wtf j hate kek now

>>90421433
>>90421811
praise kek

Hillary loses it. Starts throwing a tantrum saying she should be 50 points ahead, Trump's a fascist, and it's 2016.

Media declares Hillary bold and innovation saying Americans needed to hear that.

>>90418683

>Sharts on Stage
>Pisses self
>Seizure
>Ohfucknoplznotnow
>Flop around on the ground like a fish for 20 minutes
>shart again
>Piss self again
>Get up
>Crowd claps
>Media praises it as a Clinton victory.
>Seizures kill her later that night.

Election is rigged and body double takes spooky skeleton clinton's place.

>>90421767
Or Kek smites me with faggotry. Fuck, what did I do wrong?

>>90418683
My dream is that Clinton falls into a fit of frothing at the mouth and violent seizures, at the exact moment Trump admits that he worships Satan and likes to deflower young girls with a rolling pin because his dick is tiny.

In most election years, this sort of thing would be a lot less likely...

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This is going to be like watching a nascar race. Everyone is just going to watch to see if illary has a coughing fit or even better a stroke live on tv

How many hours til the debate and where can I watch it ameribros?

>>90419324
ma fucking nigger

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>>90419324
enough of your games

Lester Holt will move too far back on his chair and fall off the stage.

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Trumps gonna shit all over her

>>90422419
Just under 8 hours. Rsbn will have it on jewtube

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>>90421999
IT IS FORETOLD

>>90419770
SHE CAN'T STAND SHE HAS TO SIT

When will the debate start? Are there any confirmed working streams for foreigners?

>>90418683
T-minus eight hours, forty six minutes and thirteen seconds until Donald Trump calls Hillary Clinton a cunt on live TV.

>>90422966
Hmm. Off by 9 seconds. Damn.

>>90422419
It will be on at 2am, UK time.

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>Came for insightful arguments as to why /pol/ thinks Trump will win.
> All the talk is about is Hillary shitting herself.
>mfw

>>90423541
Acknowledging that Hillary is sick and risks a health incident in every public performance is at least a bit insightful.

The least insightful ones are saying she just had pneumonia and that everything is better now.

>>90424036
So what nigger, Franklin D Roosevelt had polio and was wheelchair bound

>>90422834
9 PM ET

>>90423073
Dayum you got your snacks ready boi?

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>>90419566
>>90420700
>>90421811
>>90421999
>>90422966
>>90421433
It's over. KEK has decided.

>>90424191
can't be handled the way he handled it in the internet age. hillary's image as a frail, unhealthy woman will not help her and can end her

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>>90421999
It shall be so!

If something happens to Hillary (coughing fit, seizure, other stuff like that) I am officially and unironically buying a frog statue and believing in Kek.

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Hillary will cough

>>90418683

Clinton trips stepping on/off her stool. Massive head injury. She's an idiot for insisting on something that she has to step up onto with her mobility issues.

>

>>90423541
it's still 4chan dude

>>90420133
The win condition is lulz.

Either way Im going to have my liberal twitter accounts calling for Lestor Holts head and saying "Even that fat manatee Candy Crowly did better than Holt" to annoy people.

>>90425239
>hillary coughs
>nervous looks, murmurs in the room
>commentators will claim she looked "infirm"

>trump coughs
>it doesn't affect his reputation noticeably

Tbh if she was just open about her illness people mightve been sympathetic towards her. But no.

>>90420700

How much shit can one gal take?
However much she can make.

If she trips will she splatter?
If kek wills it, it won't matter.

>>90418683
Moderator will roll off the stage

>Clinton falls off her stool into her own stool


its potteric

>>90419324
FUCKING NIGGER. got me both times.

>>90419550
this

Finlan win 6-1

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>Work at 9am
>Debate on at 2am here

I'm thinking about going to sleep at about 11 and then waking up at 2, before going back to sleep after the debate

What do lads?

>>90435988
Just sleep now to get a solid 6 hour sleep. Then you get to be knackered tomorow bed time and sleep like a log.

>I share a country with you

I'M SO FUCKING HYPE FOR THIS.

The debate will happen, both sides will get their point across and the media and fanboys will bitch and whine about who "won".

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>>90420700
Kek! Take my energy!!

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>>90435988
Well, I am going to run to the store, buy some dank (((craft beer))), vodka, and chocolate milk and get absolutely obliterated. Don't got to work until 12 pm tomorrow. GMT -5. suuhhh dude.

>>90418683
nothing
Hillary wont answer a single question
and Trump will be fact checked to the balls

>>90435414
baased binlan

>>90435988
COCAINE

I am going to bed. This is like Brexit all over again. I couldn't stay awake to watch the results.
Tomorrow is going to be fucking awful, and if the debate went bad for Trump I might as well just kill myself.

Will Hillary be able to stand for 90 minutes?

>>90437670
sure she has been resting for days now
plus drugs are good

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>>90419324
well played

Give me a sign, Kek

Praise be

hello I am a foreigner
WHERE DO I WATCH DEBATE??
thanks

Hillary is gonna get BTFO but it wont matter because no matter what trump does he's already red flagged as racist and fascist

he can't win

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I'm at uni and going to be watching the debates at a viewing event. It will be swamped with Hill Shills, but I know Kek will deliver me from evil to the light of a better tomorrow.

Let me be the Blessed Champion. Endow me with Dubs!

>>90420700
>>90419566

PRAISE KEK, THE REPEATING DIGITS NEVER LIE

>>90419324
A FUCKING LEAF

>>90438131
pls be my ai gf

They will shill hard for Hillary and not let Trump speak. But he will still find a way to dominate the debate.

>On the advice of my counsel I respectfully exercise my Fifth Amendment right and decline to answer that question

>>90418683
Clinton pulls out a gun. Shoots trump and then says it was a suicide.

Dementia is a hell of a drug.

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>>90421999
Holy fuck dude, that made me laugh so hard my eyes are a bit misty. Incredible imagery. Inspiring.
>Thank you.

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>>90418683
r8 my deb8 prep

>>90418683
Big ratings for Jews

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>>90424466
Fuck yes, I'm going to eat a home cooked american pizza with beer. Tonight is going to be good lad.

>>90438610

MSM: Trump commits suicide during debate.

>>90438610
>breaking news Donald Trump found dead from gunshot wound to back of head and no weapon found on the premises, police are confirming it was a suicide

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>>90418683
DEFECATE IN DEBATE

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>>90418683
memes abound and so the crowd in glorious rapture will gleefully chant, holler and capture the moment true - a treasured event when meme magic strikes and Hillary when measured is found bent, empty and spent.

>>90418683
One single coughing fit and she is done for.

>>90418683
A caged 5 wall ring will descend upon the stage from the ceiling, McMahon McWalks down the isle and declares a cage mage.
Trump making no use of the caged walls knocks Hillary the fuck out and she shits her pants while losing consciousness.

Trump declared president via KO.

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>>90418840
Correct the record retards in full effect. >>90418683
Hillary goes into a coughing fit frog in throat, all the concentrated evil wants to come out, she then craps her pants and has a psychotic episode and falls over. Trump looks at her fallen and just starts clapping and smirks at the cameras.

This better not fucking turn into another pacquiao v. mayweather

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>>90437206
Get me into this bread, now.

>>90418683
>Hillary has fit midway through debate and collapses
>Trump swoops across and catches her as she falls
>tells people exactly what to do to save her - taking complete control
>Trump soars in the polls

>Panning the crowd
>SJW, BLM, fatso, feminism, gays
>They hold up signs that say "Never Trump"
>Hillary gets introduced
>Crowd cheers in total ecstasy
>"And business man Donald Trump"
>Crowd booing, a BLM screams "racist!"
>The moderator smiles and looks at Hillary
>"Hillary, you have a lot of style... Diamonds or pearls?"
>"Ohohoh, I love my pearls, I really do! But diamonds are a girls best friend"
>Whole crowd goes "Aaaaaaaw!"
>Moderator puts on the tough face and looks at Donald Trump
>"Donald J. Trump! Black Lives Matters and several others has routinely accused you of being a racist. Muslims have called your policies bigoted and islamophobic. David Duke of the KKK has endorsed you. You've been accused of bullying the wife of the Khan family, the gold star family whos son died on duty in iraq for our country. You once said that if Ivanka wasn't your daugther you would date her. Do you think it is appropriate for the next president of the united states to bully gold star families, beating his wife and raping his children?

>>90437833
https://youtu.be/_9m_hzXE7f4
https://youtu.be/E7iAMeZDlgI
https://youtu.be/bCfIDK-nxLo
https://youtu.be/n7FRhxIhD5Y
https://youtu.be/y60wDzZt8yg
https://youtu.be/sOt7BPrHdYw
https://youtu.be/UYKNKzT77Q4
>It will be on at least one if not all of these.

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>>90420700
Kek?

>>90439595
thank you very much

TWO MEN ENTER

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How can you all focus on watching the debate, shitposting in the sticky and monitoring Twitter at the same time?

he will prove himself to be a plant

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>>90423541

Hillary will collapse on stage

>>90423541

>I've been found out.....

>Hillary has a coughing fit
>Gets light headed
>Falls
>Trump helps her up
>"We can do this together"
>BAM
>TWO PRESIDENTS
>BOTH FILE FOR DIVORCES AND MARY EACHOTHER
>PULL OUT OF NATO TO DOUBLE DIP ON THE MIDDLE EAST
>MUSLIMS ENCOURAGED TO ENTER AMERICA FOR SYSTEMATIC EXECUTION
>ALL GIBS CANCELLED
>TRUMP BACKSTABS HILLARY AND DISMANTLES GOVERNMENT
>REST OF THE WORLD FOLLOWS SUIT BECAUSE EVERYONE IS AMERICA'S BITCH BOY
>AN-CAP MEMES BECOME REAL
>KEK TAKES TRUMP WITH HIM, HE IS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD
>TRUMP SUCEEDS KEK

>>90420700
kek is here

>>90438684
>Mixing the dew and tea
Fucking degenerate

when's the debate in CET time?

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>>90421049
You have no concept about these repeating digits

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>>90439996

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>>90418683

Shadilay Shadilay
Trump shall secure the lead today
The witch will cough, the witch will choke
and Trump shall make an epic joke

Hillary gets flustered

>>90422834
nigger das läuft um 3 uhr unserer seit auf n24 und phoenix sogar im o-ton

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>>90440108
How can you not? Do you not have high level autism?

>>90440755
That big mean lookin one about to rek dem fools.

>>90420700
witnessed

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GET IN HERE - 5 HOURS REMAINS
CYTU dot BE slash r slash CNNDebate

>A coughing fit is likely.

>She will have a hard time hearing and will ask for the question to be repeated.

>Will get distracted on certain topics and will completely derail the entire point.

>Trump will take notice and call her out on it as she keeps fucking up.

>She'll keep drinking water

>More water means more piss

>She'll have to take a piss badly

>Holding in piss will result in stress which will make her fuck up constantly.

>Ends up feeling light headed and has to walk off stage.

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>>90440108
Normie.

we need an IRC up in this bitch

>>90418683
SHITLRY WILL SHIT HER SELF DURING THE (((DEBATE)))

SHART LIVE ON AIR
TRUMP WILL SMELL IT

CALL HER ON IT

SHE WILL DENIE IT

HE WILL KNOCK HER THE FUCK OVER AND EXPOSE HER DIRTY SHIT COVERED ASS TO THE WORLD

TRUMP WILL E CROWNED GOD KING LORD ALL WHITEY OF PLANET AMERICA.


THE REST OF THE MUD RACES WILL BE GASSED SHORTLY THERE AFTER.

ALL THE JEWS WILL DIE

HAIL TRUMP

>>90441277
CyTube allows chat
>>90441079

>>90441277
https://discord.gg/wbcCC

>>90418683
Kind burgers, where could I watch the live streaming of hillaries destruction

Shadilay Shadilay
take the witch's voice away
make her cough, make her choke
give the fucking cunt a stroke

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>>90441733
Its going to be live streamed on youtube

Hilary will literally shit herself.

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>>90437512
who /alreadygoing here

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i am pretty sure it will be like a death match with fat ameria lards around the country stuffing there faced with burgers while a monster truck passed into the crowd killing spectators

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>>90440314
>mfw I recognize that cock

>>90441733
See : >>90439595

>>90441821
Thanks, it'll be in about five hours, right?

>>90418683
Trump will slip and say nigger on live TV.

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>>90418683

HIGH ENERGY TONIGHT BOYS.

REV UP THE TWATTERS & SHITPOSTING.

WE NEED TO EXCEL MEME MAGIC TO NEW HORIZONS.

>>90422809
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE

>>90441998
f-from w-where?

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>>90419324

>>90442065
Yeah, 9pm EST

>>90442160
HER DIAPER FILLS WITH LAST NIGHTS PIE

>>90418683
Dubs says that bitch is gonna die onstage, by the Will of Kek.

Whatever happens tonight there won't be a second debate.

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COUGHING FITS

>>90419324
You can't trick me thrice.

>>90422507
>>90419324
Dear diary, today the kangaroo was a cooler guy than the leaf.

>>90439595
Is there anything to look out for when picking a channel? Is, for example, CNN more likely to cut out on specific moments that could hurt Hillary? Does any channel have interruptions or useless biased journalist-panel-type 'discussions' etc?

>>90442223
Thanks

>>90442352
Why not?
They're already buttering us up in Belgian media to capitalize on anything Trump says that's slightly off and useful to twist. Headlines like "Why this debate is THE MOST CRUCIAL and every word can BREAK a candidate" kek

I'm concerned that Trump is going to make a huge mistake that will cost him the campaign. Hopefully he studied up and won't have another nuclear triad moment in an even more important debate

Hillary will drink water then have a coughing fit. Claim the water went down the wrong tube as an excuse fir what ever illness she has. Screenshot this.

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Expect a tweet similar to this after the debate.

>>90423541
>Married with 2 kids and masturbate to anime
You're so fucking wrong

>>90442531
I don't really know, but CNN will probably be the most spin-heavy.

>>90442628
>moderator is Chris Christie
>"what are your views on deep fried butter sticks?"

>>90418683
At how many hours by central yuropean time it starts?

>>90442531
The moderation is supposedly very unbiased this time. 90 minutes with no breaks, and no cutting or manipulation of the microphones

and no booster seat podium for the womanlet loool

>>90437206
link the thread you idiot

drinking game where

>>90442628
>"Hillary, do you ever worry you're just too perfect and that it makes it difficult for to relate to you?"
>Hillary has a coughing fit and dies
>"So very brave, now you Mr. Trump, fuck you."
>That's not a qu-
>"Sorry time's up."

>>90442956
4 or 5 am. It's 2 am GMT

Trump does ok.

>left wing nutjobs accuse Lester Holt of being pro Trump.
>"fact checkers"
>MSM declares hillary the winner
>Trump's points go up in Nevada, Colorado, Pennsylvania, Ohio, etc.
>hillary campaign calls trump a nazi again.

>>90441096
>>90441526
>>90440881
>>90440619
>>90439540
someone should make a bingo out of all off these

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Bong here.

Where can I watch the debate?

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>>90442999
CHECKED
H
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>>90442956
should be 3:00 AM for you when it starts

A man will rush the stage with a gun and shoot Trump. Then he'll grab a mic and say "I am not in any way affiliated with the Hillary Clinton for President 2016 Campaign." and escape. Anyone who points out that his escape vehicle had a Hillary 2016 bumper sticker on it or who bring up the numerous photos of Hillary Clinton handing him a check that has "This is the money Im paying you to kill Donald Trump at the debate on September 26th 2016" written on it will be denounced as insane radicalized right wing conspiracy theorists.

>>90443166
>snopes everywhere

What network is everyone watching the debate on?

I'm going with PBS because it'll be most unbiased.

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>>90420611
>kek hasn't seen the full thing because it never gets posted anymore
What a fantastic mental image.

>>90442999
witnessed

>>90418683
>All fact checking brought to you by Snopes

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>>90442999
Wait, she actually has to stand?

Long shot but any idea if the guy with the heat camera is gonna make it?

>>90443328
Jumping between CNN, Fox and PBS

>>90443252
I would be surprised if BBC doesn't run it

>Hillary starts talking about her policies
>Her policies include: nothing
>As she keeps talking about 'alt-right' she hears something
>Hillary pauses for a second
>The whole crowd goes silent
>Starts to shake uncontrollably
>Trump just stands there quetly trying to hide his grin
>Drops of wet poop start to drip out of her pants
>Her doctor is nowhere to be seen
>Hillary starts chocking, trying to breathe
>Palms are sweaty
>Knees weak
>Arms are heavy
>There's vomit on her sweater already
>Bill's spaghetti
>"Wow, how weak, and you want that as your president? I didn't think so."

>>90443252

I think these links should work for you.

http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming
http://www.playlivenewz.com/2010/06/watch-msnbc-news-live
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming
http://www.playlivenewz.com/2010/08/watch-cnn-news-live
http://2ndrun.tv/news_directory/national/cnn

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>>90443252
I believe it will be broadcast here
cytuDOTbeSLASHrSLASHBritPolTV

Remember to take part in the meditation beforehand, details below.

Those who want to participate the meditation will start 30 minutes before the debate starts, we will send our positive energy to Mr.Trump.

>HOW DO I MEDITATE
Find somewhere comfortable and quiet to sit, it can be in a chair or on the floor, as long as it's comfortable.

Close your eyes and focus on your breathing.

Slowly start saying the mantra "Trump" without moving your tongue or lips.

Do not try and stop your thoughts or empty your mind. As you continue with this process, you will inevitably find that you drift away from the mantra. It is human nature for the mind to wander. Do not try and stop your thoughts or "empty your mind." Whenever you become aware that your attention has drifted away from your mantra to thoughts or any other distractions, simply return to silently repeating the mantra.

After approximately 20 to 30 minutes, stop repeating the mantra.

>You can use a timer on your phone with to get the timing correct.

If meditation isn't your thing a sacrifice or perhaps sex magick is fine too.

Shillary will shit her pants.

>>90443252
Fox news' website

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>>90421811
>praise to be Kek
Kek had spoken! Let the energy be his will!

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One or two bathroom breaks for Hillary or she is going to have to sit on a chair like this so she can hold the poop in. Pic related.

>>90443517
>Hillary falls to the ground
>she's convulsing violently
>Trump gets to work FAST
>Trump brought his emergency wall building kit
>erects a 15ft wall surrounding Hillary
>don't worry there's a door
>must pass a drug test to enter
>deadhillary.gif

>>90418683
Oh Great KEK please protect your son Trump tonight. Allow him to make your will on this earth.

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>>90421811
Praise KEK!

Drop acid or eat some shrooms to see a literal reptilian debate whatever trump is. Also to focus meme magic.

>>90442531
>why not

Because this is the moment we've been waiting for. Obama and Romney could have been friends, but this is it. The shitshow to end all shit shows. Someone will be BTFO so hard they will refuse to do a second debate and they will be a footnote in history.

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>>90437206
>>90439383
>>90443006
It's archived now, but :
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/90346334/

>>90419324
Fucking Australians of the north.

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How is Trump going to talk about policies when he can't even decide his own opinion on things?

>>90422259
Wtf is going on here?

>>90437206
>install strobolight
Fucking kek

>>90444229
>t.NuMKUltra

Clinton starts shitting everywhere uncontrollably until she falls spasming onto the ground covered in her own shit. Her pants will be dragged down from the weight of all the shit and there will be an extended close up on her butt showing shit spewing out of her butthole

>>90418683
>Killary dies in stage
>Drumpf finds out that his wife is getting the BBC

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>>90444177
When you finish building The Wall, you can stay on our side.

>>90419324
wow

>>90444444

>>90419566
PRAISE KEK

>>90443517
>starts chocking

>chocking

Subtle. Well memed.

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>>90418683

Is the debate in almost 6 hours or not?

(As a European I am genetically designed not to understand EC & WC & shit)

>>90444286
Geez calm down you're making me precum a bit

>>90418683
>Trump Best Case scenario:
Manages to fend off Hillary's attacks, or somehow appears competent while Hillary is listing off all of his offenses. If he apologizes, or just acts apologetic but looks forwards, he'll establish a floor and expand for the win.
>Qualifiers: He can't make any blunders
>Cant be called out by mods

>Trump Worst-Case scenario:
He goes balls-to-the-wall with the wall and anti-Muslim stuff. Even referencing it will have a ready Hillary pouncing on the bigotry of it. Frankly, if he sits there and lets Hillary dawg him on his lack of knowledge, or if he chimps out and says stuff. He loses.

Basically Trump has to appear confident, but not too boisterous. It wouldn't be hard for any other person, but this is Trump. If he's too quiet, he'll look dumb. If he's too loud, he'll look sexist and arrogant.

This entire debate is based on how well Hillary attacks him. Trump has no usable ammo against her (Breitbart theories don't work in the mainstream) and he'll have to be able to dodge her attacks. This time, he cant hide behind 9 other debaters.

The question isn't whether Donald will win--he wont. The question is, how big will Hillary win? If she ties or marginally beats him, that's not enough escape velocity for a decisive victory.

>>90444874
The debate is in five hours.

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>>90444177
>Kek will delivery today
>praise to be in his prophecy
We are the Kek prophets
NOW IT'S REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!
WE STARTED THE FIRE AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU SHILLS CAN DO TO STOP IT!!!
MOLOCH GO BACK TO YOUR PUSSY MOM CALLED MINERVA AND TELL HER THAT KEK IT'S I'M DA HOUSE!!!!

>>90418683
Hillary will have a medical emergency.

>>90418683
I don't think it will actually be Hillary on stage

>>90444887
>trump has no usable ammo against her

Laugh my fucking ass off. Look at this goyim.

>>90444960

Fuck tonight I sleep on a horse

>>90445194
List his ammo, retard. The best he's got is "basket of deplorables", which ain't shit compared to "Mexicans are rapists".

>>90445334
If you wanna wait five hours to see Trump get rekt or look stupid, then be my guest.

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>>90420700

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>>90435988

Move to America and stop living in shitville!

Actually stay in bongland, Achmed

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>>90418683
Prolly dis

Trump will play it safe and low for first two debates, (((media))) will say Hillary won, then Trump will absolutely shit on her in the third one.

It will be entirely on purpose.

>>90419566
WITNESSED

KEK BLESS ME

how long does it last?

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>>90418840
>>90421657
KYS CTR SHILL.

I took a vacation day today because I'm so anxious and stressed for tonight.

What the fuck man, I can't think about anything else.

>Trump get possessed by kek live on stage
>every one accept him as god-emperor
>KEK-Trump rule for ever

if i'll have 41 as my digits kek is not real and hillary will win

>>90421049
Bitch, you say the words however fast you need to to make it work. It's lyrics, not poetry, and not every syllable has got to got to be a quarter note, so fuck off with your Shakespeare rules.

>>90419566
>>90420700
>>90421433
>>90421999
>>90422966
Kek vult

>>90445886
90 minutes

>>90418683
hillary will stroke out

check em

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>>90420700

>>90445335
Do you honestly think that donald trump, the GOP nominee, does not have a strategy to use against the most corrupt politician since nixon? Someone so vile her only defense is "I'm not trump"? Someone who is followed by scandals, lies and death every where she goes? You are honestly naive.

>>90418683
I live on Long Island. Can I still get into the debate? I have access to a good screen printer, I can get a Pepe towel in the next hour if I have to.

>>90444397
>media headline
discarded

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>>90421999
trips have spoken

>>90421432
I think we must concentrate our meditations during our time spent on the toilet.
>india, send us your energy

>>90421432
I've been edging myself all day. By the time the debate begins I will have built an enormous blockage of my chi. I intend to release it, and my will, as the candidates enter the stage. Release with me, become one in our intent.

>>90444397
>still thinks LGBT is a legitimate election issue
You have to go back.

>>90446485
Hempstead is full of googles. I wouldn't risk it, senpai.

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Hillary will talk about Pepe and nazi frogs

>>90446485
Do it faggot.
If you get arrested we will bail you out

>>90446373
>Do you honestly think that donald trump, the GOP nominee, does not have a strategy to use against the most corrupt politician since nixon?

For any other candidate, sure. But Donald Trump raked up enough ammo in a half-year than Clinton did in 30 years.

>>90440755
It would be fucking great to roll that dude down a gentle slope of grass.

they will probably fill the room full of libs to cheer at everything clinton says and boo all of what trump has to say

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We will win

>my opponent even corrupted the image of an innocent children's cartoon, and turned PEPE THE FROG into a SYMBOL OF HATE

>*crowd goes wild*

repeating digits and Hillary will faint on stage

>>90447067
>30 years of outright corruption is the same value as 1 year of saying mean things

>>90424191
FDR hid his disease from the public or he never would have been elected. Then he literally died right in the middle of the massive war that he got us into in the first place.

>>90446294
Nah drugs will keep her alive.

>>90447127
well it is being held at a university

it's well documented that trumps fans are too stupid to get into any uni at all rofl

>>90447340
Yep.
Don't call ethnic groups rapists and degrade women, along with not burning out all the scandals before the election and maybe Trump would win.

>>90447533
xD

This is heretical but I do not think Meme Magic lies in the power of repeating digits at the end of a post. Instead I have reason to believe that a collective psychic ability is the power behind it, like DA ORKZ in 40k.

>>90447607
>le mexicans are rapists meme

Shit that never happened. Thank you for correcting the record.

>>90447798
>"They're rapists, murderers, some of them--I assume--are good people"
Delusional world you live in.

>>90419324
A FUCKING LEAF

>>90418683
>that tiny little podium on the right
I can't wait for the side by side shots.

>>90440958
I am autism level 66 but I can't do all those things at the same time

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>>90419324
>>90422507
lol

>>90448290
Notice how you start the quote right there. It's "Their", not '"They're", in the full quote it's clear he was saying Mexico is sending their rapists. This sort of lying is why Hillary is doing so badly.

I don't think they should allow any audience in presidential debates. People applauding or booing based on a comparatively small sample of people should not be allowed to control your opinion like a sitcom laugh track controls your laughter.

>>90422120
>allow kek

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>>90448290
>Thinking mexicans dont rape.

Sorry hill shill your bitch queen is gonna lose and im gonna laugh my ass off

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>>90418683

Trump will lose...

...his shit at Hillary's pathetic robotic attempts and absolutely BTFO of her.

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>>90421999

Nice trips.

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When is it?

>>90451223

Dam 1 off

>>90418683
VIVA KEK

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>>90418683
She will be played.

>awkward 5 minute blood coughing session

praise kek

>>90418683
Trump goes on stage and saids

"Read my lips; fuck you!"

Clinton will lose this debate, and will lose so much that no one will care about the other debates

>>90452732
I'm thinking she is going to leave the debate in an ambulance after she coughs up a lung

I'm really scared the moderators are going to gang up on trump

>>90418683
What a shitty stage

>>90452840
>"Hillary get sick of Trump's lies and walks into an ambulance to open pickle jars!" -CNN

Trump win.

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>>90437206
I was in that thread
(Captcha: all photos with an auditorium)

>>90452732

WE GONNA LOSE SO MUCH YOU'RE GONNA GET SICK OF LOSING AND YOU'LL SAY PLEASE MRS. CLINTON WE'RE LOSING TOO MUCH. AND I'M GONNA SAY WE'RE GONNA KEEP ON LOSING!

>>90418683
>Trump confidently walks to the podium on stage left, the one 4 inches lower, meant to make Hillary look tall.
>Hillary, not wanting to draw attention to the fact that she got a shorter podium, walks meekly to the other one, the one meant to make Trump look tiny.
>We can barely see her face, as she impotently adjusts the microphone to her mouth.
>When it's Trump's time so speak he just grabs the microphone and tears it from the podium, then walking with purpose to center stage.
>"Mister Trump, you need to stay behind..."
>"I'll get to that." he responds, waving away the moderator, like he's not even there.
>The rest of the night totally ignoring everyone and just talking for an hour.
>Every once in a while, Hillary tries to speak, but Trump just says "You'll get your chance" but she never does.
>As the debate ends her microphone is still on as she shouts at the moderator "This wasn't the deal!"

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irc.quakenet.org #cultofkek

>>90453338
Kek bless this post

>>90424191
>being crippled from the waist down
>equivalent to a possible neurological condition where decision making and thought are hampered
ok

>>90418683
looks like shit desu, didn't realize we'd gone back in time to '92 decor

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>>90420700

>>90452975
Wtf is up with this "I'm scared of bad things happening to Trump" meme? Is it shills false-flagging to make us subtly adopt it and look weak as fuck?

I can't imagine any of my true high-energy niggas speaking like that.

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>>90442870
>This wop ain't even had deep fried butter

I bet you had some butthurtolinni al dente when you woke up this morning and you weren't American though didn't you Giuseppe