I TOLD YOU GOYIM

I also told the Goys but they didn't listen.

European crash within the year.

Cap this post.

Germany said it will bail them out if necessary

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>since 4 months ago people were saying that so long as it floats above 11.00, than it won't be happening
>and it never went lower than 11.25
>check today and it's 10.55 and falling
>mfw

what does this mean.

t. not economicfag

>>90412976
Some richfag around to use like a billion to short it?

>>90413654
merkel just told them to fuck off this morning

>>90413678
8 years ago people knew it was next.

>>90413829
Merkel be blessed I hate the German "people".

>>90413700
first of all nothing is happening.

As long as the feds don't raise their interest rates nothing will happen. BUT if they do raise it it will be a crash.

>>90413975
so if the shit hits the fan in Deutche Bank, the Fed will bailout them, right?

>>90412976
JUST KEK MY BANKING SYSTEM UP

>>90412976
-7,46% is nothing, come back when it's -746% in one hour.

>>90413975
merkel said noone is allowed to bail them out its over you damn waffle

It's slightly worrying, but at this point nothing is happening. Everything is fine.

>>90413829
Ah apologies, just saw a Bloomberg headline. This bank going down would really put the nail in the coffin for Merkel. Italy is looking at similar concerns or was when I looked a few months ago. Euroskeptics will rise

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Crash now

>>90414085
It will be impossible to bail them out without the people helping out.

And asking the general public to bail out another big bank will not be easy. Maybe impossible

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Daily reminder: Merkel knows whats about to happen. She warned you...

Germany to tell people to stockpile food and water in case of attacks.
http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKCN10W0MJ

>>90414410
Fuck off kike

>>90414185
>merkel said
Merkel's word doesn't mean shit in the last couple of years. She's been on antidepressants lately. She's losing in every election in Germany. She still wants to flood the country with immigrants. Frankly, nobody gives a shit about her. If somebody powerful tells her to bailout she will like the submissive bitch she is.

>>90413707
Soros?

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>>90414388
Holy shit

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>>90414388

I hope the bank doesn't die desu, I know some people who work there.

>>90414388
VY OEY

>>90414388
>88
Kek wills it

>>90414535
He's already onboard.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-06-28/soros-wagered-deutsche-bank-would-drop-in-brexit-turmoil

>>90414505
stfu leaf, you're literally part of the problems we have. Electing a fucking leftist leader.

Go hunt some moose and make yourself usefull toronto nigger

>>90414638
Yeah I thought the individual was referring to him. George Soros is truly based

>>90414414
>bank collapses
>refugees attack because gibs me dat has ended

i knew this would happen

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>>90414622
and KEK again!

>German Bank crashing
HITLER'S COMING BACK, BABY

>>90413829
Probably means she'll organise a cash injection in private. Germany doesn't have time for this shit right now

>>90412976
Well, you were right, OP.

I guess I should have been shorting DB with all of the money that I don't have.

>>90414638

he fucking makes this shit happen then he puts his money on it. hes not just sitting waiting, i guarantee you hes involved. maybe not the root cause but why wouldnt he push things in the direction of his agenda. this guy needs to be fucking stopped.

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>>90412976
>tfw you bought 2 btc last week and already made up $35 in value.

I listened.

>I told you one of the most likely and obvious outcomes of a bank that you would have to be retarded to not see coming
>This somehow makes me smart or able to see the future I'll olyourself attentionwhore

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This is the week :^)

(The post is from a few weeks ago)

>>90412976
>tfw refugee situation turns Europe into a 3rd world with debt crisis and employment crisisis everywhere

Bond market is going to get annihilated. That will cause the crash.

Negative interest rates on shit tier governments are the biggest meme of 2016.

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>>90414388

Hitler kills the bankers again

>>90414806
nope we are returning 2008 merkel doesnt give a flying fuck about germany, damn flag crushing kike.

>>90414894
he might have had something to do with the crash itself he bet 20 billion for the euro to crash

>>90414894
It is likely but you see this happen quite often with billionaire traders. They likely have great investigators. A few months back Icahn pulled out of Apple and then a month after that, Apple tanked in China and then was getting a boot in the butt by Chinese government.

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Accelerate the plans.

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>>90412976

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>>90415079

impressive, ahmed.

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>>90415318
JUST

>>90415318
>>90415318
whats that chart implying? they recovered back to atleast +2-3.0 and lost everything due to a major sell off.

>>90415551
>What is value/time

please finish high school.

>>90415876
there won't be any schools in a little while

The lights go down show's over.

>>90415980
If you are going to a public school they aren't teaching you anything anymore now. Liberal indoctrination started in public schools long ago to help keep the poor down.

>>90412976
Of course a thread about banking is full of kikes

>>90414414
>those feet
Hngh

>>90416473
The poor? I couldn't care less about anyone but myself. That's how it's supposed to be. They can starve for all I care. Oh but it's the Government's fault for that too?

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>>90412976
Well, George Soros is rarely fucking wrong, is he.
>nobody remembers him betting against DB a while ago
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/684259/George-Soros-100-million-euro-bet-Deutsche-bank-collapse-shares-EU-referendum-Brexit

>>90412976
NOW I'M FREE

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Im usually all for a happening but fuck. No. I cant right now. Please no.

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>>90415239
NO, CHAIM. IT'S TOO EARLY, WE CAN GET MORE.

>>90412976
Come on go below 10.50

>>90417006
You're right. But I'm weak and my bones are brittle. We must destroy the Goy.

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>>90416769
>I couldn't care less about anyone but myself.
That is why you will inevitably fail. A good team is stronger than any individual. Victory through unity.

>>90413654
no they said the opposite

>>90417254
You're silly. Of course I use unity. But I always look out for myself in the end.

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>>90412976
BREXIT DID THIS

>>90414374
Italian government is trying to save one of its banks by liquidity pumping (it won't work btw).

Let it all collapse!

LET IT ALL COLLAPSE!

>>90417559
no, jews did this.

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>>90417205
Just hold out, Moshe. It will be alright.
Without the cattle, you can have no farm.

>>90414124
What

>>90417717
We will get to the Promised Land.

>>90417757
We will reap our glorious bounty soon.

>>90412976
Let it crash and burn. I'm ready for WW3.

Have the markets closed?

>>90417985
Do you remember The Goy Wars?
>>90418033
Longer still we all must wait.

>>90418033
yes Canada

>>90413960
A leaf. A fucking leaf

So what is the result of the crashing of the german bank and how fast will this reach the US?

Also isnt the beeaking point at 10?

>>90418821
If you let your home be conquered it isn't your home at all. The German People do not exist. Only Chosen who inhabit all corners of the World will be missed.

>>90417559
Dindu nuffin.

>>90418996
the dbk is the biggest public german bank if this is the crash it may or may not hit us, but europes finished.

World Domination is a piece of cake.

>>90418997
The german people have been systematically oppressed, mentally abused, discriminated and brainwashed for seventy fucking years. And we have just seen recently the tiniest spark of hope for the german people to regain their nationalistic pride. The german people do exist. It is just you, unless you are 90+ years , who have never experienced them.

>>90413678
well desu as long as it floats above 10 it's not happening

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The eternal anglo strikes again

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>>90420819
>The eternal anglo strikes again
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>90420542
I mean, as long as it floats above 0.00 its not happening.
r-right?

>>90416977
y?

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>>90421519
Of course he can resistance is futile

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fuck /pol/ you've been predicting economic disaster for years when will it actually happen

>>90417382
sometimes group and personal objectives align

>>90421849
it will probably bounce back tomorrow

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>>90419272
So get really comfy and or prepared?

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>>90421717
>resistance is futile
This

>>90412976
Does this mean anything good/bad for the rest of the west? (America, Australia)

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>>90412976

i just feel like they can't let the Euro economy and with it the Hillary-backing Euro governments crash before the vote

>>90414124
I don´t know a lot about economics but 7% of 6,000000 is 420,000

My friend interned at Deutsche Bank this summer (I interned at another big bank). I told him not to go, it is a fucking shit tier bank and we all laugh at them for being such retards.

He is gonna start full-time after this school year in NYC with me, but I think he will be jobless before his job starts

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>>90422329
>that picture
Holy tits

>>90422116
It won't, trust me.

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Now watch Italy kick the can, it will instantly triggers Portugal, and then both Germany and France right at the same time.

>>90414124
Norway, do you even math?

It's fine

Worst case scenario they bail it out

>>90427277
they said they wouldn't

>>90427277
With what money? They spent it all on the refugees.

>>90414388
Meme magic is real

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>>90427277
Seems easy enough.

In b4 >derivatives

>>90427502
Just let them default

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>>90427828
>Just let them default

God wept

>>90428543
Well why not?

>>90428832
They would lose all sovereignty to the central banks if that happened

I honestly hate these threads, they make me re-evaluate my plan for when the economy would crash. Have to stash enough food.

>>90412976
What are the implications of that? Because people talk a lot recently... but nothing change...

Because, last time the german system collapse while have at the same time a "refujew" problem... it didn't end up very well...

Germany will just bail it out at some point. They will just do it after next year's elections.

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>>90428923
>implying that's not precisely what they want

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>>90414388
It's all ogre.

Hehehehehe
Burn baby burn

>>90430002
This is indicative of another major global economic crisis. Last time the numbers were like this was 2008. We have the exact same situation on our hands. Except many would argue that this time it's worse. The problem is that we economists are pretty good at estimating what will happen however we can never tell you when. But my guess is pretty soon.

>>90432318
>tfw still 30k invested in stocks

So will DB still exist by the end of the week?

>>90422750
I understand your work anon
Praise Him !

>>90433943
>tfw cashed out last week on an all time high with 30% YTD profits.

>>90432318
>>90433943
>>90430002
As a rule /pol/ is wrong but I sold all out on friday after a good 4,5% run in a week.

Markets are probably going up tomorrow though and DB along with it. Oil's doing alright.

>>90434171
>tfw being greedy and not wanting to cash out my 20% TWTR gains
>tfw owning solar stocks

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>>90434325
We have to go deeper

>>90434748
I would cash out TWTR desu. But I'm a conservative and more trigger happy on the sell button than healthy.
Solar is chill tho.

>>90412976
I already bought put options for DB, in what other way can I profit off Europe's collapse? 10% of my profits will go towards Europe white race organizations.

>>90434748

never be greedy

first thing they teach you in trading

>>90435443
Yeah I will by the end of the week probably. What does your portfolio look like? Also have ONVO which I'm going to keep until Q3 earnings at least

>>90435663

thank you sir

>>90434949
>windows 10

why

>>90434949
kek

How long can it survive for anyway? Or will it just keep getting propped up

Can we make it out in time, TRIGGER 52! TRIGGER 52!

>>90435663
>Europe's collapse
Hahahahahja. How naive.
>just bought put options
Massive kek for you friend. You are about a month too late

>>90436042
Everyone will invest in the pound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbNGyGwAdYM

All jokes aside. The pound keeps sliding and hasn't recovered yet. I am deeply concerned a sinking Europe will drag us down.

>>90436171
I bought them exactly one month ago, you're the one who assumed I just did.

Tbqh you'd be lying to yourself if you told me it's still not a good plan. I don't see you making any brighter suggestions.

>>90413975
Kjempegod

>>90412976
>0.5% difference
h-holy shit.. it's over... deutsche bank is finished & bankrupt

>>90427277
Too bad they gave all the money to ahmeds

what are the real chances of the Deutsche Bank going down along the EU? is it even possible, or just a dream?

>>90435443
Only cash atm haha. :D
I have a pretty conservative strategy. I only invest into larger companies. Either ones with good strategy and prospects, or ones that have been hit by some panic and are heavily undervalued.

This year I made a lot of good trades on Credit Suisse and UBS. Zürich Insurance also gave me a sweet 30% return. I held Implenia and Emmi for nice gains.
I also tried to gamble on Aryzta but it didn't really recover as much as I hoped. Same for Swatch and ABB. ABB was like 0.5% net profit in the end. :/
Also invested a bick back and forth in oil. But profits were cut a bit since I paid a bit too much in fees.

So yeah, just noticed this was a very swiss year haha.

>>90436641
If you bought them a month ago that's good. My point is this isnt going to just affect Europe. America is going to take the biggest hit and with it the entire world in another massive crisis.

>>90414731
implying he isnt either making money off the collapse or knows something we all dont

>>90436814
None. It'll bounce back

>>90436710
You retarded or something, what is a 7?

>>90412976
>>90413386
I listed, i replied to your threads

>>90436921
Yeah the fees suck. What broker are you using? I'm using PostFinance which are partnered with SwissQuote I think

>>90415318
wew lad this is nuts
can you show me what happened in 2007-2010 too familia?

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>>90414508
so true anon

she has never had an independent thought in her life

>>90435968
propping up a $64 trillion dollar behemoth...mate...i don't even

>>90437521
Haha yhe, we are in the same boat then. Swissquote fag here.
I always try to juggle the numbers that it stays just below one of the tresholds for the next higher step. The ZURN trade was funny, cause the shares were touching one of these limits and in the end I had to wait for them to drop a bit because selling for 257 would have been more expensive than seling for 256 haha.
ETF fees are pretty chill tho. I like holding the SMICHA one during dividend season.

I wish we had something like robinhood.

BUY THE DIP, GOY

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>>90414388
fugg. witnessed!

>>90438299
So are you going to wait until next year to invest again?

I'm looking at GPRO as my next stock

>>90438811
I wanted to go into GPRO as well! A bit unsure if it's too late. I think I will buy some arms industry and drone business. Need to do the reaserch tho to decide which.

I honestly don't know whan I will invest again. I wait for a dip. It's all a bit too stagnant at the moment. I hope it doesn't rise suddenly in the winter. :/

dubs if volatility spike

>>90439729
im grateful to miss to be honest

>>90439790
are you?

>>90413654
>Bail out $50trillion with a GDP of $2trillion
Good luck Germoney!

Ya'll ready for a crash worse than 2008?

is germany's fiscal solvency a metaphor for the anal solvency of their wives? (being fucked by ackmed?)

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>>90422116
It won't m8, dont expect the coming days to be good for DB, or EU.

>>90439107
>>90438811

GPRO share price -84% in one fucking year.

Also, revenues -50% in one fucking year.

No wonder your national bank is taking a fucking beating in its investment portfolio.

You guys invest worse than fucking Chinese peasants.

You might as well buy DB while you're at it.

>>90441575
Stop sharting up the thread nigger

>>90441575
"invest in" doesn't necessarily mean buy. You can short if you expect a fall.

That's what I did with DB last week, best return I made this month

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>>90412976
>praise to be Kek

>>90441706
shorting is not investing you bongtard.

what you're talking about is "trading".

jesus.

congratulations on joining the DB bandwagon.

Shame you didn't short a year ago, but I know retail investor ants like yourself only do something when it's slapping them across the face every day on the ticker tape.

>>90420344
Well said Norway.

>>90441697
the only thing stinking up this thread is your shit investment ideas.

>>90442046
>place some of your money on market movement with potential returns
>not an investment

k

GREAT NEWS EVERYONE

Germany "Other" Bank: Commerzbank To Fire 9,000, 18% Of Its Entire Workforce

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-26/germany-other-bank-commerzbank-fire-9000-18-its-entire-workforce

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>tfw shorting volatility ETP's while hedging with volatility calls

kill me money anons

>>90441706
As someone who works in the London investment management scene, invest generally does mean to buy/take a long position.

A short position would be explicitly stated.

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Commerzbank, whose balance sheet is hardly looking much healthier, is planning to cut around 9,000 jobs over the coming years as Germany's second biggest lender pushes ahead with a restructuring plan, Handelsblatt reported earlier today, citing unnamed sources in the finance industry.

The round of layoffs would eliminate a massive 18% of the bank's entire workforce.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-26/germany-other-bank-commerzbank-fire-9000-18-its-entire-workforce

>it's weimar time!

>>90441575
>buying and holding for over a year
Go back to giving your money the vanguard composite jew.

>Buying GPRO in may for 9$
>Selling GPRO now for 17$
Would have been a neato trado

>>90442238
>not familiar with financial industry colloquialisms
>relying on terms he learned in his college finance class to express himself
have you graduated yet bongy?

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Someone explain to me how the bank tanked so hard, I don't know much about economy.

>>90442410
>timing the market
>not degeneracy on par with horse-betting

>>90442467
negative interest rates probably aren't helping

>>90442450
>the act of putting money, effort, time, etc. into something to make a profit or get an advantage

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/investment

>>90442544
Warren Buffett pls go

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>>90412976
I have got millions in this bank, it is not going to fail and I will get all my money back.

Trust me, (((I))) know what I am talking about.

>>90442467
Merkel vowed to not bail them out. The only idiots that still had their money in douche bank were the ones that thought it was too big to fail.

>>90442544
>Analysing financial statements of companies and comparing them to the competition and general market envoirment to then make a risk-weighted decision, optimised for a likely and considerable return.
>clearly above american education

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So, the German highers-up telling the population to stockpile on food and primary material needs last month all makes sense now.

>>90442264
So what's the term for a short position then? Isn't "I invested £500,000 in a short position on DB" correct?

eyes bleeding mayhem within a year.

>>90442944
I don't hear about anyone sending their kids to switzerland to get degrees... may be because it's shit?

>>90443090
and gold and silver
lots of gold and silver

>>90443130
That's obviously because niggers can't afford it

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/pol/ is never ever right about this

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What about french banks?

Are they all fucked if DB collapes?

>>90443130
Maybe because it's too hard for you niggers?

Anecdote: When I went for an exchange semester to the US we had a "sensitivity briefing". Among other things they advised us to set some wrong crosses on your history tests because europeans regularly score 100% and then get bullied by niggers, causing unwanted hassle.

>>90442467
> negative interests
> huge fines
> constant bad press
> costs too high, income too low

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>>90412976
>falls to 10.65 last night
>starts climbing
>feels bad time to sleep
>wake up
>10.55

>>90443218
I can understand that, but at the end of the day, it's like fiat. It only has value because of confidence. By itself, gold and silver are kind of useless. It stood the test of Time, I'll give you that.

In case of shit REALLY hitting the fan, I'd rather get toilet paper, dried food and water first, which I can easily resell and trade. Then, if I'm left with something, I'll get gold and silver.

>>90443297
try again. Even the billionaires who can afford any tuition send their kids to America and England to get a real college education.

Nobody goes to University of Zurich as their first choice, lol.

>>90443750
Do not panic everything is fine.

>>90443464
Sounds like you're sensitive faggots if you're worried about getting bullied.

Who's talking about niggers?

All the world's elite send their kids to American universities because they are simply the best.

>>90443438
Why are you here? You should be planning to storm the Bastille.

>>90414742
>bank collapses
>refugees attack because gibs me dat has ended
>germans have had enough
>civil war starts

>>90444018
Lol not we are worried, your shit teachers were worried. Jake had to tell all these eurofreshers to take it down a notch for the local tards.

I'm not arguing that you don't have 2-3 good universities. How many of your 400 Million americans graduate from them though? Your base education really sucks compared to other western countries. Feel free to blame the niggers and spics. I once had a nigger in class and he dragged the whole level down by like 1 grade.

>>90443750
>Zurich
Huh, I always had the impression Basel's uni was better.

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>>90443438
Deutsche is a problem, but the real one is Italy. If Italy falls first, then France falls, then everyone else falls.

If Deutsche falls first, then everyone falls next.

No good ending, sorry.

>>90443750
>tfw investing in GPRO and cashing out atleast 30% profit in a few months

Meanwhile niggers in America can enjoy the first female president. Stay buttblasted, fellow Amerishart

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>>90444522
are you the Singapore finance dude. whats your take on all dis

>>90413654
Denied just this morning, good luck Krauts

>>90444522
>Basel uni

Basel has a uni?
Tbh EPF Lausanne is best for Physics and such stuff. St. Gallen is best for economy. Zürich is great too but they have a shit ton of rich foreign kids trying to chill there and fucking the shit up for the other students.

>>90444530

Italy is a finished country desu.

>>90413975
You do realize that rock bottom rates for years have made zero interest basically incapable of doing anything, now that we've arrived at this point. So yeah if they raised them right now there would be a crash immediately, but guess what? It's been that way since September of last year. The crash has caught up to these shitty interest rates, and now we have no tools to make the crash any less significant. Prepare to experience the Russian 90's only with niggers and Arabs

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>>90444837
I think you Brexited just at the right time, Britbro. Still, I think you did it too late. I feel bad you'll still fall with all of us.

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>>90422750

so whens the crash coming

>>90443650
true, sounds like a good plantbh

>>90421849

/pol/ generally bases it's predictions on no state intervention, which is generally what's been happening. If Merkel doesn't, then DB is gonna have a bad time- and that's what she's said. No intervention. If she does, then the German taxpayers are going to go orbital with collective jimmy rustling because the idea of their cash paying off a retard uberbank's fuckups is guaranteed to get Merkel's party on the fast track off the top of the party lists.

The likely thing is DE looks for investors to feed some cash into it's reserves, keeping it from tipping completely from that $14 billion smack in the face from the US.

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>>90444530

Omfg!

>>90444185

L'Elysée is comfier, i'd rather storm that

in other german news, exports were down 10% in july from last year and industrial output down 1.5%

>>90436567

More like the reverse- an imploding German economic core means more people flocking to London to do business as it'll actually be more stable than Berlin is.

>>90446193
Berlin was never stable. That's why even the jews (HSBC, JP Jewgan) threatened to move to Paris if Brexit happens, not Berlin

>>90420344
i have great confidence in both France and Germany, i have no doubt they're gonna deal with this shit.

What is a good place to start learning trading in order to make a bit of money on the side? Also what starting capital would one need?

>>90446973
>start
>make a bit of money on the side
I have bad news for you amigo. You don't make much the first few months, it takes practise and dedication.

You should feel lucky enough if you break even at the end of each month on your investments.

>>90446973
bout tree fiddy

>>90420344
America is one of the most diverse countries on the planet and at the same time the worlds only superpower. Germany experiences some migrant problems and it's the end of the world.

>>90447318
I meant in the long term. Hence why I asked if there's a place where I can learn the basics at least on theory. Besides I can practice with a demo account i.e. virtual money, no?

P.S. Mexicans say amigo, we say batka.

>>90444393
My hope please

>>90414906
Shame DB isn't on 1broker you could have put your btc there and shorted DB with 20x leverage

>>90447884
I thought it was bratan?

>>90412976
hush little baby don't say a word

>>90447824
Because people that immigrated to America were mostly European and shared similar values. Whole Arabs and Googles come to Germany with completely opposite values and are mostly not educated

So if this completely JUSTs itself, what are the consequences for Europe? Or even the world? I know fuck all about economics

>>90448184
You can say brat which effectively means brother.

>>90412976
I too told the goyim. They didn't listen.

>>90447884
You can practice yes. I use plus500 for CFD trading, they apply a good leverage and you make profit off the margin. They have virtual money accounts you can play with. Also they are based in Israel and with the jews, you win.

>>90414388
14 = Adolf Hitler
88 = Heil Hitler

Happening tomorrow then?

>>90453777
HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIIIIT

MEME MAGIC IS FUCKING CRAZY

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>>90453777
I guess it's happening.

>>90453882
Nigga trips ain't shit

Quints maybe

you guys are fucking idiots with no clue on how derivatives work

>>90454127
You're an idiot.

>>90454127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLGRPYAtReo

>>90454127
>derivatives work by crashing the value of your stocks
k

>>90454378
i work in finance you fucking dimwit
>>90454724
>>90454663

>>90454841
I dropped out of highschool.

>>90412976
So what to do guys? Buy gold or GBP? My money is in USD right now, but my salary for big project will be in EUR till next month. Thanks

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>>90444530
Italys been over French bro

>>90455021
yeah i can tell

>>90455174
can I have a bitcoin finance bro

>>90414374
Italy's got some senate referendum coming up too. December fourth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_constitutional_referendum,_2016

could make for interdasting

>>90454841
What was this retarded, out of context comment for then
>>90454127

The point is DB's stock price is crashing, yet you imply everybody but yourself is wrong to think DB is crashing because we (supposedly) don't understand how derivatives work.

You may work in finance as an accountant i.e. an autist who can only play with numbers and cannot express himself. That would make sense.

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>>90412976
>mfw a friend invested and ignored my warnings

>>90454663
This is fucking stupid only one of those is a semi modern derivative.

>>90454841
As you'll know derivatives come in all shapes and sizes these days. From parcelled real products or energy products, to speculative futures and strange black meme magic putts.

The types of derivatives is only limited by very few laws and who's willing to buy them!

>>90412976
quick! buy the dip!

Why is the Deutsche Bank crashing?

>>90456014
Barrons is speculating putts at $5USD would be a reasonable buy and $4USD could be interesting.

>>90455970
Binary trading is a recent meme the law failed to stop. That's some retarded derivative a lot of clueless faggots waste their money on

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>>90412976
Lol it's only in Germany. It's not going to affect us.

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Can I get a summary of what the fuck is actually happening?
What's causing this sudden collapse?
Is this actually a happening or is it just like China's "collapse" a few months ago?
What does this mean for EU or even just Germany?

>>90456224
Because racist german people didn't take enough refugees.

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This is her election year.

No way she bails them. No way.

>>90456448
Banking system of entire EU might collapse.

>>90456561
Rock and a hard place really. If she doesn't bail them out, their economy is fucked. If she does, she's fucked.

>>90456448

lol wut if the euro crashes were done
>>90456474
its basically 2008 called they want their economy back times 4

>>90456749
The question is, what is more important to her.

>>90456933
Refugees. So who can say what she'll pick.

>>90414095
WAT KINDA BANKIN SYSTEM YOU WANT PHAM?

>>90456224

They made some very very big gambles on a few things for a long time. Then when everyone else in the Eurozone including the BoE knew about how bad things could be they made more bad gambles around Brexit.

All while this is going on they also had a US DoJ suit hanging over them that they expected would be a $5B fine max and $1B legal costs..... it came out a $15B fine which is a fuckton of any banks available liquid cashflow!

Now that the entire world knows they have $60 trillion in exposure, roughly 40 times their assets under management and they can't pay a $15 billion dollar fine, people are starting to speculate and sell!

How did I do finance Anons?

>>90456448
Globalism means if DBK burns, the chain reaction will fry the entire global banking system.

>>90456607
>might
>>90456762
>if the euro crashes
>if

I like the optimism. The EU is well and truly fucked, Brexit was just the first part for giggles but the real show is coming up real soon, and we're not gonna like it!

>>90456474
>Can I get a summary of what the fuck is actually happening?
The bank is crashing.
>What's causing this sudden collapse?
Economic cycles.
>Is this actually a happening
It's almost happening.
>What does this mean for EU or even just Germany?
In the worst scenario - economic collapse.

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>>90417971

>>90457000
She will probably blame everything on white germans and say that they need to take more refugees.

>>90457195
you do realize what happens on the 30th right

>>90456762
>>90456749
>>90456933
>>90456474
>>90457280

See here... >>90457079

If a big Jew family doesn't bail them out or the EBC/DB and other Euro basically says fuck you about the derivative contracts then we'll likely see a pretty cool happening.

Buy silver.

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>>90457101
>>90457195
Time to get comfy as fuck, kick back and watch the world burn...

>>90412976

I just had an interview with them too :(

I'm going long Deutsche tomorrow, will hold a spread bet until Friday close, they will recover at least a couple of percent by then.

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>>90457009
So I'm shadow banned on /pol/ now too? I mean, I know it was a bad joke, but come on mods.

>>90457676
I'm sure there will still be credit unions in the Mad Max future.

>>90457784
Nope I just thought you were a nigger!

>>90457567
Why silver?

precious metal boom when?

>>90414410
>Asking the general public

When did they ask you if you wanted refugees?

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>>90457784
nah, just wasnt funny

>>90458009
expect it by the 30th when world currency's changes find your nearest pawn shop that opens early, and sell shit and change your dollars to shit coins. If you feel like doing that

>>90457900
>Nope I just thought you were a nigger!

>>90458049
>nah, just wasnt funny

Mods confirmed Reddit fags.

>>90412976
TIME TO SHORT?!?!

>>90457708
This

>>90458352
Too late, you missed the chance. You should have done it three days ago when there was a similar thread

>>90457551
The black moon?

>>90457990
If you're buying physical then it's cheap and easy to sell.

Gold is easier to hide you don't have as much coin/minting costs.

If buying non physical then whatever silver or gold. They shadow eachother in price and silver is used much more than gold.

>>90458514
gay

>>90458308
Thanks for correcting the record.

>>90457567
Man if those numbers are even remotely correct how has this not happened earlier?
That's like buying a fucking house and using a gum wrapper as collateral.

>>90412976
HAHAHAHAHAHA

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS SOCIALITARDS

>>90458591
You can try your luck and actually buy and send when it bumps up a few % as >>90457708 suggests

>>90412976
>10.67-10.55

DB BTFO

HOW will they ever recover?!

>>90458546
Fair enough.

>>90458523
black moon? huh lets see if that hits me, but close the world banks change and the world currency changes according to speculation, and the weird imf meeting that happens that day.

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>>90458710

>>90458733
Some of the more interesting derivative products you could bet on both sides of an outcome and if it goes big they way you want then it's great. This means people put a lot in the kitty but they unfortunately had a while bunch go the wrong way.

I've know about this for more than 2 years.

>>90412976
lets get this trending

#LetItFail

>>90459206
#PrayForDB

>>90459206
#SayNo2The1%

>>90459206
how many dicks can you fit in your rectal cavity?

>>90459157
>Some of the more interesting derivative blahblahblah
I wish you skypes would go back
>>/biz/

>>90459497
Don;t be a niggerfaggot

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>>90459657

>>90452031

That's not what 14 means you dumb google.

>>90460043
>>90460232
>>90459489
>jewish shills trying to stop goyim from making money
JIDF pls

>>90460232
But what does it mean?

>>90459157
It's called a straddle mate. It's where you bet on the volatility of a stock.

With Deutsche most people were just straight up shorting it.

>>90412976
NOTHING IS HAPPENING FOOLS.

The bank will be bailed out. Too many rich fucks and their friends invested and house all their money in DB.

Watch any interview about it. Everyone always throws in the words "Too big".

Google "Too big to fail"

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>>90460561
>JIDF
Why play your hand so easily? Fucking skypes.

>>90456448
Hehehe Kek has most likely other plans.
I wouldnt plan any big investments in the future amerikun.

>>90443650
SUGAR
U
G
A
R

all those easy calories Pierre

>>90460710
Wasn't talking about their stock I was talking about how they got here. But thanks I'm not finance.

>>90459497
Fuck off Hillbillie! I've been called a Skype and a Reddit in this thread both of which are worse than the 6 quadrillion. I know my enemy, lurk more!