Hey /pol/ Who else ENTP here? >tfw when annoying/argument

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Me. Thankfully I have creative skills so I can make money by entertaining people.

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>>90225393

>>90225393
This brought a tear to my eye because of how accurate it is

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>>90225212
Is NT the greatest collection of types? INTJ here btw. Scatterbrained ENTPs can't compete.

intp aka fucking empty inside reporting in

>>90225393
how do i cure myself of this shit i can''t take the fucking autism of everyday people i overhear saying how politically correct and progressive Hillary is and spam memes from 3 years ago

>>90225437
>anonymous think tank
way too corruptable and prone to group think to yield anything productive. too many shills.
let's shitpost and let the world burn, maybe figure out how to make the geopolitical equivilent of napalm to accelerate the fire.

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ENTP reporting in

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based ISTJ here.

>>90225746
fellow INTJ here, feels good man

>>90225212
INTJ

I'm also pretty far on the spectrum, apparently.
I got an EQ of 6/80

The more I read into ENTP the more I laugh because of how accurate this is

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INTP masterrace coming through.

off to >>>/x/ with you lads

>>90225212
ENTP masterrace reporting in
>>90225746
>Being an autistic INTJ

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>>90226217
>Drone

>>90225544
Triple dubs. Check'd.

>>90225212
Sleepy euro ENTP here saying good night

Yet another INTP. We come to /pol/ because we see the truth but also think it's hilarious.

>>90226527

All INTJs are autistic, fyi

>>90225212
>being a scum of the earth extrovert

INTJ sup

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>>90225212
i am surrounded by losers

>>90226702

Go back to Vietnam, cunt.

>>90225746

Pepe would be the introvert and Wojack would be the extravert according to /r9k/

INTP master race

>>90226631
Can confirm, autistic INTJ here.

INTP

>>90226631
>Thats the joke

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Where are all my fellow INFJs at, I know you're out there...

>>90225212
I'm entp with no outlet for my arguments or ideas. Any time I try nowadays people just pretty much ignore me, unless it's a good solution to a problem at work, which I have a lot so I guess it's not that bad.

>>90226772
yeah, well, r9k is MGTOW, so what the fuck do they know.

>>90226631
>All INTJs are autistic, fyi
INTJ here can confirm maximum autism

>>90226792
INTJ here, I like cuddling other then that im pretty autistic

>>90225212

CTRL+F INFJ

>>90226902

HERE!

>>90226948
>>90226951
>>90226792
>>90226702
>>90226631
I'm INTJ but not autistic.

#notallINTJs

>>90225212
Devil's advocate reporting for duty.

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>>90225212

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Took this shit like a year ago.

INTP HIJACK

>>90225212
Checking in.

Smart enough to succeed in anything, stupid enough to be addicted to the internet instead.

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Just a ENFP passing through

>>90227045
There's always a handful here, welcome to the special snowflakes club.

>>90227271
I don't mind the INTP, INTPs are just autistic ENTP's.

>Being turbulent.
>Litterally a sheep.

>>90227098
if your even a bit anti-social or shy your full autist in /pol/s book, I'm not really autistic tbqh

>>90227455
It is less that I am a sheep and more that I have no to little confidence in dealing with other people.

>>90225746
/pol/ broke me
I was INFP.
Then I found this place.
I get INTJ every time now
It's scary

>>90227285
fuckin atheist

>>90225212
INTP checking in
What is the general consensus on the mental health of the INTP race?

>>90227328
>>90227271
>>90226796
>>90226773
INTP cheking in, how many of ya'll are more on the lurking end than the posting? Also, what do yall do for work?

>>90226631
INTJ autist reporting

used to be INTJ years ago, now I get ISTP consistently

what happened?

>>90225212
>tfw when

>>90227658
You cured your autism.

>>90225746
Well we like each other. I'm intp I think

I think we need to get rid of the S types altogether

>>90227567
I am in between things at the moment because I am a recent graduate, but applied for a voluntary job with a school, because I want to be a teacher but need to do some time in a school before I can apply, and I got hired at a McDonalds weeks ago, but they have still not got around to actually bothering to train me. I have an interview at a bakery shop on Thursday, so I want to get that and then I can just drop that other job.

ENTJ here.

Dead inside INTJ reporting in for duty.

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I'm I based or no?

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>>90225212
Commander Master Race reporting in.

>>90225746
NT's are master race.

F's, kill yourselves.
S's, kill yourselves too.

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>wew

>>90227658
Hello fellow ISTP

>>90227285
take it again you nerd

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Only based personality type is entj

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>>90227939
>t. INTJ
Kill yourself autismo

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>>90227367
Hello fellow enfp

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>>90227832
Nah. They have their place.
ISTPs like >>90227901
and ESTPs like >>90226733
are based, especially for sensors.

>>90227567
Mainly lurk. STEM major at uni.

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>tfw real INTP-A
>tfw millions of faggots stole your identity and go around just pretending to be unapproachable and anti-social
>they are actually just autistic nerds, poisoned by school, TV, video games, etc.
>artificially make me look like one of them
>I'm actually 10 times better than they are at everything, I'm just not very outgoing but everyone is convinced that I'm a beta cuck nerd like them because it's popular to artificially adopt this mentality instead of having to get your own personality
Fuck you people

>>90228208
Actually I'm INTP.

Nice irrational and emotional outburst you got there, sorry about your F.

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>>90226478
My google

>>90227867
wow that absolutely sucks. Your a graduate and work at McDonalds? How old are you?

ISTP here. Feels real neato.

>>90228368
i hate it so god damned much

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>>90225746
ISFJ master race
> knows how people feel and think to an almost manipulative levels
> can't socially interact myself at all

>>90228456
I'm 21, 22 next month.

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>>90228254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAIGb1lfpBw

>>90227422
INFJ here too. the only area that has movement is the "F", which is getting closer to T since I started lurking here.

i care a lot about my friends/family/other law-abiding, peace/freedom-loving people. i couldn't care any less about illegal immigrants/criminals/migrants. i'm 100% in favor of banning muslims from entering the country and deporting illegals. i think violent criminals should receive harsher punishments (ie death penalty)

probably a lot of misconceptions regarding Fs here.

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>>90225212
>his personality profile has him being a autismo in a garage filled with spiders

Sucks to be you autist

>>90225212
INTJ

It'd feels bad man, except I can't stand any of you anyway.

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ISTJ beta here
>I keep telling myself it'll be OK
>There's nothing wrong with being KV at 22
>It's OK to have no friends and mundane hobbies
>I have /pol/

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>>90226631
Can confirm this

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>>90227967
>this is bullshit
>Remember all the times I have argued justifying genocide, pedos and all manner of shit just for fun
>remember constantly bugging my boss about changes to the way we do things.

This shit seems pretty close to me.

>>90228424
Oh, well that's better than being an INTJ. INTP > INTJ.

I took the test and got ENTP.
Not sure how much I buy it. Mostly because I never bothered to look at the other personalities and see if those fit me too.


But it is interesting seeing my personality described so accurately.
All the way down to the little intricacies.

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>>90227832
GAS THE FUCKING S TYPES

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uh... lads, intj are literally the master race

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>>90227559
Not an atheist

>>90228078
No

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>>90228565
>most common, bluepilled, normie type
>based

>le ___ master raec!!

this doesnt mean anything. retards

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>INFP

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>>90225212
INTJ coming in hot

>>90225212
intp here.

Meh.

>>90227567

Largely lurk. Not much of worth on /pol/ for the last month or so.

Apprentice Electrician. Its actually nice, at the moment I work in a shop that does temp power equipment. Despite being an apprentice I've helped build and design some new equipment, helped streamline some procedures and a few other things to just generally help the place run well. Small companies are amazing to work with.

>>90226015
suicide

>>90226733
ESTP master race reporting in.

>>90225393
ENTP here, and this picture is the sad truth.
the more you find out about both sides of the arguments, the more you realize everything is just fucked.

>>90228757
I think I'd rather be INTJ, then I could at least get something done using the power of autism.

Need more memes about ISTP's

INTP here
I don't have trouble with losing faith in humanity, because I never had any to begin with. Don't set yourself up for disappointment.

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>>90225212
Any other INFPs here? come on bros...

You can't all be T right?

>>90225746
true, I am Wojak

Are there women out there that are not Sensors?

It seems damn near every women that takes the tests ends up with an S.

>>90227567
I'm mostly here for keeping up with things and learning. This place is filled with fucking dumbass lefty shills with "DRUMPF BTFO" and garbage.

I'm a wielder

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>>90228676
>ISTJ
>tfw no concentration camp to manage

I just want to purge undesirables, fill paperwork and create pretty informative graphics showing my efficiency and possible ways to improve it

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>ESTJ here, heretics on suicide watch

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>>90225212
entp bois

>>90227562
We are pretty mental and usually get schizo

>>90226631
>All INTJs are autistic, fyi
No. Im not. Always had (and have) lots of friends. Was popular at school and uni.
Just need some alone time from time to time.

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Holy shit this is accurate.

what the fuck is up with all these non intj-t normies???

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>>90228862
Hello INFP brother!

Any more of you INFPs out there, or Feelers in general?

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Where my ENTP-T's at?

>>90225212

ENTP here.

>tfw when no real skills but intense enthusiasm about useless shit

That hit me right in the feels.

>>90228585
Alright homie, im 22 going 23 next month. How many jobs have you had? Are your parents together? How much have they supported you financial? Do you own anything of value (Car, home, land, ect)? How much debt are you in? What are your career plans for the next five years?

>>90227545
/pol/ only helped you to find your true self
you never were INFP, you were lying to yourself

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>>90225746
INTJ Master Race
>gas the skypes, but only if you follow my plan correctly

>>90229107

I move between INTP and INFP depending on whats going on in my life.
I've been told I'm basically a free therapist by friends.

>>90229150
A girl I recently met from Poland is an INFJ, so yes there are women out there that aren't S types.

>>90227567
I used to be a cook.
But now I work as a retail representative for Best Buy and Home Depot

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any other ENTPs that have actually spent years defending ideas that they dont actually believe

ENTJ - Commander. Just like Trump and Hitler.

On the edge of INTP/ENTP

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Does this match your political ideology guys?

>>90229435
Because there are people that don't want to be autistic like INTJs.

Where are some fellow ENFPs. Is there something wrong with us, or are we just vastly superior?

>>90229096
>INTP
>Born into Christian household
>Literally never believed even as a child
Sorry mom, 2 autistic 4 god, m8 ;)

>>90227658
pick one:
>you were lying back then
>you are lying now

people can mature some aspects of their personalities and even emulate some aspects from others, but the core never changes

I'm a commander, ENT-J. Too lazy to screenshot, fuck off.

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>>90229537
W-what are friends anon?

I'm very emotional and attuned to people. But I have shit social skills and I'm a KHV.

INFPs like me are too soft for this world. I just want to be a comfy farmer or gardener or something.

>>90229217
Don't ever start playing Runescape, it took me months of making efficiency spreadsheets before I realized I wasn't having fun.

>>90229636
ENTP fascist at heart here
But I am pretty liberal irl

>>90229619
Erm, Hitler was an INFJ, sorry to break it to you leaf.

>>90229636
Seems right.

>>90225901
Hello brother

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>>90229446
>>90228740

What does the T mean anon?

>>90228897
I lurk alot myself.

I also worked at a small company for the last two years, but left them because they had nothing more to offer me. Why did you decide to become an Electrician? It seems boring.

>>90225212
Oh shit. I literally just took this.
>ENTP-A debater

Like to believe I think outside the box, love to get into it for no reason, play devil's advocate, and yet have no real commitment to act on any of it.

I'm right at home on /pol/. Fuck.

>tfw when people you agree with politically use shitty arguments and you have to resist the urge to argue with them

>>90229813
People start playing Runescape in 2016? I thought the last ones quit in 2009 or so.

>>90227567
I'm one of those lurking fellows you mention.

I am still a student, but i'm on the path towards being a financial risk manager.

>>90225212
>ENTP
Your lot are the most annoying pieces of shit ever, up there with ENTJ.

Any Exxx is a fucking chimp who doesn't know when to shut up. I honestly with they were all forcibly sterilized. Enjoy your Facebook or whatever though.

>>90229908
Turbulent. Basically means we're emotionally unstable and not very confident

Although I thought extroverts were very assertive? I can understand an INFP like me being turbulent

>>90229636
I'm ISTJ,but i'm a Monarchist,maybe is not that accurate,

>>90229185
>I'm mostly here for keeping up with things and learning.
Same. Im guessing your a trump fan then, why is that? Also, why wielding? I've considered learning just for the money alone.

>>90229477
>How many jobs have you had?
One before McDonalds in a discount store (although I have not really started so I don't know what to call it even though I signed the contract).

>Are your parents together?
Yes. They have been together since they were teenagers.

>How much have they supported you financial?
I live with them and my 4 siblings but I cannot afford to pay board at the moment, so they are paying for my existence unfortunately.

>Do you own anything of value?
Not really, even my laptop is 4 years old, it is probably worth nothing by now. My phone is a cheap £10 one, I cannot drive or anything like that so no car.

>How much debt are you in?
I had a scholarship for my first year of University so I think it is about £25000 or something, it does not work the same way in the UK as in the US though (eg. you don't pay anything back unless you earn over £21,000).

>What are your career plans for the next five years?
Work for this year, pay off my overdraft and try to build up some money. Work voluntarily in this school, they are just waiting for my background check and then I should be able to. Then apply to do teacher training for the 2017 year. Do the course for a year and then become a teacher, and then that would be my career.

>>90227567
I'm mostly a lurker. I'm also an Intel analyst. It's the only job I've been able to do without wanting to run my car off the road while driving to work.

>>90225212
Anything not INTJ is degenerate.

>>90229636
No.

>>90230043
i am that although i can fake massive confidence if I have to.

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>>90227567

Mainly lurk. Management at a construction company. All coworkers are pretty conservative, it's nice.

>>90229636
INFJ nationalist here, not even close...

>>90230043
Extroversy has nothing to do with assertiveness. That being said, MBTI extroversion and introversion don't mean the exact same thing as they usually do in other contexts.

>>90229794
I just re-did it, and apparently I'm a debater now. OKay.

ENTP here. I will debate you passionately about shit i may or may not care about.

Im married to an ENFP and i freaking love her style of crazy.

Im not natsoc. I lean right-libertarian. I was torn between Trump and Johnson until Johnson cucked himself like a whiny bitch.

BTW fellow ENTPs, if you are looking for a place to shine, try being a DM in a game of D&D or another tabletop. You will literally blow peoples minds with the type of imagination you have locked up there. DMing is practically made for ENTPs.

>>90229636
ENTP republican here

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>>90225212
i know this feel.

ENTP shit tier..

>>90229636
>intj
>ancap
yeah, no...

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>>90229107
YO WHADDUP DUDE ME TOO

>>90230263
>enfp wife

gibs me dat

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>TFW the only ESTJ here

>>90230043
>Turbulent
1/10

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>>90225212
I... is this good senpai?

>>90229636
I'm INTP and I'm not sure where I fit on the spectrum. Is there such a thing as libertarianism with closed boarders? I like personal and economic liberty but I don't want mexicans and blacks ruining it

>>90225212
INTP, of course.

Is ISTP be good or not?

>>90225212
I've taken it a few times and I always end up with some flavor of INTJ

>>90230017
That seems like a cushy ass job? What do you do though? Run numbers and pull statistics out your ass about decisions for different companies? That seems like it would have a competitive market.

>>90227567
INTP-T here, pilot

>>90230458
>Turbulent
Sure if you enjoy sad music and cutting yourself

>>90229403
can confirm

>>90225212
Just summed me up mate

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>ISTP

>>90228565
>>90227045
>>90226902
Brothers, we ride at dawn.

>>90227567
INTP-A
Network Engineer checking in.

>>90230498
Your primary mode of function is thinking, so you're ok.

>>90229763
Funny thing is, an argument I see alot is, 'if god was real, why did he make me so flawed'.
Lotsa people don't realize that it's really up to three main things:
Rng,
Environment you grew up in,
and, the one they always try to forget or exclude, Personal Choice.
People are only so fucking stupid cause they choose to be. This is the information age. Those who are unable to adapt will be left behind with their archaic and sheep-minded thinking.

>>90230136
Why did you decide teacher though? I've been told by a bunch of people that im really good at explaining things and would make a great teacher, but the pay sucks ass, and i cant stand people staring at me.

>>90228740
god it's so accurate it hurts

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>>90230432
>>90230605
rude

>>90230365
<3

Shit, I didn't realize there were so many INTJs on /pol/... they're supposed to be rare as fuck, too. I've never seen so many at once. And yeah it's basically like being autistic without the actual autism. Obsessed with internally consistent logic and concrete facts, make everybody else who runs on emotion and impulse rage. Feels lonely, man.

>>90230605
But i don't, I've never been suicidal.

>>90230650
>get in car
>takes us to guitar center

>>90229403
Really goddamn accurate.

>>90230164
I've asked about y'alls careers to gain some insight on what the best career for people like us is. What do you do as an Intel analyst? And hows the pay?

>>90227567

A mix of lurking and posting. Studied STEM, currently work for a big Fortune 500 company and write semi-professionally.

>>90230684
Also a lurker unless someone says something entirely assanine. Like, Canada and Australia had a love child and he became employed by CTR assanine.

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Question for all types. Do you like nature and the countryside or cities?

I'm INFP and I love nature,

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>>90225212
INTP brethren. Essentially your more autistic cousins if that makes sense.

>>90229908
I dunno, you tell me.

>>90227567
INTP.
I lurk more than post.
Network operator.

>>90230684
INTP here too, future Network Engineer. My whole class is mostly INTP, feels good.

>>90230817
INTJs are rare anywhere else but the internet.

>>90230205
Im guessing the company you work for is pretty large, have you ever considered trying to run your own company before?

ENTP reporting in, feels good to always have the reason while fighting.

>>90230022
At least we get laid. Willies feel good inside Virginias just in case you were wondering.

>>90230890
Enjoy nature a decent amount if it's the right kind of nature.
t. intp

>>90230890
I like living in a city surrounded by people but staying away from them :&

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REEEEE
THERE ARE NO GOOD ENTP PERSONALITIES

I WANT TO BE ENTJ
REEEEEEE

>>90230867

I'm not the guy you asked but I'm intj and I Started a software company. I make close to 100k year, never really work at all. I'm 28 AMA.

>>90231078
entj's are massive fuckwads for the most part at least entp's have good bantz

>>90230739
I've always been good with young children, probably because I come from a large family (my extended family is enormous) so there are always children around of a young age as someone is always having one and it does not bother me in the same way it bothers me when adults stare etc. I want to be a primary school teacher because of that, the pay is not the most amazing thing in the world but I am from one of the poorer areas of England so it is better than a lot of the jobs you can get here.

>>90225212
what would a psychopath score?

>>90230890
ENTP here, and nature (atleast over here in Norway) is great.

>>90230890
I like the areas I am familiar with, I have lived in both the city and the country and there are downsides to both.

>>90230890
As an INTP I like both, but especially nice cities at night.

>>90230890
Cityscape cyberpunk esque aesthetic is my favorite.

t. entp

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>>90229636
ENTP-T, matches me very well. I like Trump a lot, and am voting for him. My biggest issue with him is definitely his stance on global warming.

>Muh ocean acidification

>>90231186
could be anything really. initially i'd think more on the T side because that would result in an underdeveloped feeling function, but that's not always the case.

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Made a poll so we can see the most common type, especially if there's shy lurkers


http://www.strawpoll.me/11296967

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>>90231142
b-but i'm shit at bantz

and i wanna boss people around

>>90229403

This is pretty spot on. Funny thing about ENTPs is most of them know they are neurologically narcissistic and will happily tell you as much. I laughed when i took some narcissistic test and scored a super high 25. (Anything over 20 was considered pathological narcissism, most celebrities score an 18)

>>90230942
Troubleshooting is going to be a breeze for you. I've had people come up to me with issues they have spent hours on and the solution seems to jump out of the screen at me in minutes.

>>90231078
Ben Franklin and Leonardo da Vinci were entps.

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>>90225393
I feel like this is where it boils down to how much empathy that person has in that particular personality type.
This sounds really fucking lame. But what I found that helped me 'get over the hump' is to embrace the 'dark side' Truly embrace it.
I'm on the low end of the empathy spectrum. So it wasn't that hard for me.
If we are at all alike and since we both got ENTP we likely are.
You're able to put yourself into peoples shoes quite easily. Correct?
I mean seriously go deep. DEEEEEEEP into the mind of why they are doing it.
Are they doing it for power or was this ideology passed down from generations?
Are they evil or is the only way they know how to interact with the world?
You might not like what you'll find about yourself going down that path. At least at the start.
You might see yourself in them is what I'm trying to say.
But again maybe that's because I have lower empathy then most.
Same thing goes for understanding 'normal' people.


Personal Relations is the perfect job. Seriously...

>>90225212
I didn't realize there were so many other ENTPs on /pol/, figured most everyone here would be INTJ. Looks like we're all our own special brand of autism.

>>90231395
idk most of the entp's i've known have been the best for bantz

Fellow ENTP here

>>90227567
Another lurking INTP

I'm self thought software dev but I'm kinda of tired of it. All meaningless. Maybe I will go into physics or business analyst

>>90231308
You're me. Although I've shifted from mid green to the left side of purple recently (muh economic freedumb)

Where my fellow ISTP's at?

Any infographics or memes of us?

>>90231399
link to the narcissism test? i'm curious

ENTP a shit!

>Can't fucking organize
>Keep alienating other people who can't take a joke
>Woman and their feels how do they fucking work?

T. entp

>>90231408
>ben
cuck that never got to be president

>da vinci
died poor and forgotten until Napoleon, an entj, put Mona Lisa next to his shitter

>>90231541
intp but similar problems. went on a rant abt how women generally have a shit sense of humor at work to a liberal coworked. they were not entertained.

>>90231089
alright, im considering going to school for computer science after i pay a few more things off.

1. How old are you? Whats your marital status, and do you have any children.

2. What type/level of education do you possess?

3. How many employees do you have working for you?

4. How much financial support have your parents provided?

>>90231541
>>Woman and their feels how do they fucking work?

INFP, but I feel your pain

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>went from INTJ years ago to INTP
>now consistently at INTP

>>90226217
i dont know what retard wrote this, but they've got napoleon all wrong. Napoleon was a bigtime stickler for details, to the point where his random scribblings basically formed the basis for modern military doctrine.

"All great events hang by a thread. I believe in luck, and a wise man neglects nothing which contributes to his destiny." - Napoleon Bonaparte

meaning: Napoleon was very superstitious but it was a complicated type of superstition. he believed that his luck was determined by his preparation and lack of neglect for minor details.

>>90231423
I mean, it's an image board where we argue about dumb shit, so on that note it makes perfect sense.

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>>90230890
INTJ here I like both actually, but I think thats the case for many people because they both have their aesthetics

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>>90226995
yuh

>>90231599
>cuck
What? He literally fucked bitches until he died.

>died poor and forgotten until Napoleon, an entj, put Mona Lisa next to his shitter
Yet he was one of the smartest, most innovative motherfuckers to ever live and his concepts are still used by scientists today.

>>90231172
Just out of curiosity, are you female? I can't say i've ever met a man that wants to teach elementary school. Can't say i've ever actually met a male elementary school teacher.

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>>90229593
Every goddamn time. In real life I always have to explain to people why "Black Lives Matter" doesn't refer to the superiority of black worth but a negation of a (perceived) societal premise that black lives DON'T seem to matter.

Then I get on /pol/ and start shit talking how dumb niggers are and race war nao.

>>90230976

It's a small start up company in a rather niche market. My goal is to start a small business of my own someday.

>>90231541
Intp here.
You just described my feels.
Bitches and normies just can't handle my banter

>>90225212
I'm stuck firmly between ENTP and INTP.

>>90231541
INTP here, here's how women work: Ignore all logic, focus entirely on their feels, however stupid they might be

It doesn't matter if they're objectively wrong or not, it just matters that they FEEL they've been wronged

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>>90225393

Don't listen to this jewish image. This post was written by JIDF.

Daily Reminder: The fact that you care and are in a community of people who cares means that people are full of good.

>>90231521

http://personality-testing.info/tests/NPI/

>>90231652

1. 28, have a gf, never getting married.

2. Bachelors in marketing, I don't use it and only got it for shits and giggles. I started the biz before going. College is a scam, it was a bad idea but at least I have a backup lol.

3. 2 debs currently and sometimes up to 6.

4. None, I've literally been paying my own phone bills since I was 12/13 with internet money, never had a real job in my life.

>>90231858
I'm male. There were two male primary school teachers at my first one (switched schools) when I was a kid. One taught me in year 3 I think, and the other was the headteacher until he retired. They were all women at the other one.

>>90231483
Why are you bored of software development? Have you made any money off of it?

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>>90231935
usually after you tell a story that in your head sounds pretty funny but then you fuck up the details and you are standing there nervously laughing when the normies give you that confused normie-look if you know what i mean

>>90231820
What would Marx be?

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>>90232209
a retard

Suicide is the only way out for an INTJ like me.

>INTJ
>Don't have motivation for anything but don't really care either

>>90232209
idk maybe intj

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>>90231998
are we the good guys?

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INTP - T
read through the entire personality type description
>MFW a website knows me better than the people I call friends

>>90231836
but he never got to be president and was forced to talk with fucking frogs all day

and leo didn't actually die forgotten, but he was still a fucker that never got to order people

>>90232209
(He's INTJ, actually) Systems thinker that puts people last, doesn't do, and a bit autsy

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Legitimately

I can't thank you all enough really.

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>>90232126
INTP here, I always used to let my friend tell stories because she was better at it and would always get a laugh. I would always fuck up the story as you described.

>tfw now shes a "man" and hasn't spoken to me in 6 months
>We've been friends since 5th grade
Fucking liberals stole my friend

>>90231974
This is entirely true. Im at work and my gf starts texting me randomly saying we need to talk. It eneded up with her saying she felt "secondary", and she keeps subliminally implying im just using her for sex, even thought she wants to fuck way more than me ( I can't even get off, fucking death grip ).

>>90232126
Lol you just explained what happens to me everytime I leave my parents attic.
It makes me feel retarded

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>>90229636

I dont get it, I am an INTJ (E and I are about balanced) but I am also an existentialist, centrist right leaning libertarian. I used to be an INFP in high school.

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>>90225212
ENTP here, yesterday I had a conversation with my ESFJ mother and ESFP sister about dealing with addiction. It got way to heated out, I was arguing it front the side of the economic supply/demand ecosystem it is, make drug-dealing not profitable and the problems disappears, meanwhile they where saying stuff like "lol, you need to talk to people, there should be a trained staff of professionals you go to schools and teach the kids that drugs are bad". An exercise in futility no matter how you look at it. They got frustrated after understanding that my position of "stupid opinions shouldn't be respected" wasn't going to change and they retreated into the depths of their rooms, saying they were "tired of talking".
>mfw I actually recharge energy by talking

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>>90232055
Not him but I found it funny.

>>90232350
Beautiful

>>90230263
>>90230263
I had a ENFP girlfriend for 5 years. They are fucking retarded and are complete slaves to emotion, that have almost no ability to think critically, they value social status over everything. You better hope she's loyal, they are very easily manipulated and led astray.
She will fuck you over if someone close to her wants you gone.

That's what happened to me. I'm not basing this off of just my experience with her, I've known a few ENFPs extreme lack of loyalty has been a common thread as well as impulsiveness.
Stay safe fellow ENTP

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>tfw attempting to communicate with my fellow ISTP's
>thread is swamped by ISTJ's or some other combination
Just cuck my shit up

>>90232088

I just don't find it very interesting to help businesses sell more of their products.

I did make good money the past 3 years but I sucked at managing it.

I still feel like my potential is not used completely.

I started my own company but I'm just kinda lost now... What's next?

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/pol/ is an ENTP board. All you INTP or INTJs should get back to /r9k/

Jokes aside I do feel right at home here on pol, being an ENTP. It's a blessing as much as it is a curse. This election was a God given gift to us ENTPs let me tell ya

>pic related

>>90232366
you went from one shitty type to another shitty type. And easily influenced.

Congrats

>>90232363
The fact that you care so much about "muh power" and "muh I wanna rule" shows that you're not a true entp. A true entp does not care.

>>90232654

Can confirm 1000%. You won't even see it coming.

>>90225212
Stop fucking reminding me I'm such a cunt. God damn. I have to hear it from my family, and now I have to hear it from anonymous Nazi sympathizers on the internet? Fuck. Off.

>>90225212
ENTP master race

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>>90226902
Just-diagnosed special snowflake reporting in.

>>90225212

This shit is literally astrology for autistic people, please stop

>>90232350
Yes, don't ever doubt that

>>90232491
when i'm with friends i usually do a pretty decent job, I just feel retarded when I'm in some random normie group. Usually what happens is it starts well, then I feel like I forgot a detail, but it ends up being insignificant which I feel compelled to verbally state then it just gets shittier and more retarded from there.

>>90232611
>Teach kids drugs are bad m'kay
>Kids do drugs
>They feel great
"Gee, I guess all the authority figures lied to me, better do way more drugs"

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Dunno. I'll have to take the test when I'm not on cold meds. For me, I have a professed hatred of work and responsibility, but I thrive in stressful environments/situations where I need to work hard. I look most fondly on parts of my life where I was really stressed/putting in the work

I totally agree with this. >>90225393
The RP is like a drug to me. I keep coming back to it and taking more like it's going to fill some void. But it's like the soup in the Phantom Toll Booth- I just get hungrier. And I just get more distant and contemptuous. The weird thing is, when I was a kid everyone talked about how outgoing, friendly, and happy I was. 20 years later, I avoid leaving the house. I feel detached from most things normies care about. I develop fires of inspiration and interest in totally useless things which die usually within weeks or months.

Sometimes I'm morose about it, but for the most part I just sit back and enjoy the memes.

>>90232727

What languages?

>>90231974

That's the fucking problem. I don't want someone I need to talk down to like a child.

I wan't someone rational, but I guess a rational woman is an oxymoron

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INTP/J here. How fucked am I?

>>90232055
Thanks m8

>>90232787

ENTJ is not a shitty type my friend

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>>90230890
INFP reporting in

Other then having to deal with shit internet the countryside is the comfiest environment to live in.

Lived there all my love and I especially love how private and peacful it is.

>>90232752
>People don't care to be nice, only to be right
>Feelings are disregarded
>Focus on objective truth and solutions
>Anonymous so virtue signaling is pointless
Yeah it's basically the opposite of facebook, perfect.

>all these unfeeling autists

REEEEEEE

How do you guys do it?

>>90229403
Pretty fucking spot on right here.

>>90225212
INTJ-A master race reporting.

INTP makes good QT gf's

>>90232073
5. Where do you live?

6. How exactly did your biz come in to existence? What exactly do you do and how does it make money?

7. What kind of expenses does your business have? Is it common for you to write off things like, gas for your vehicle as a business expense for tax purposes?

8. How did you learn the things you know to start a business? Why did you start one in the first place?

9. Could you elaborate on
>I've literally been paying my own phone bills since I was 12/13 with internet money
?

>>90232892

Mostly java. Been doing web only for 3 years, before that it was some client based home framework shit.

I wish I could find motivation to learn something different on my own. Any advice?

>>90233085
that pic is comfy as fuck

>>90232911
It's the best personality type. All the genius of intp-t without the soul crushing depression

>>90232871
Lol, I know that feel. I find alcohol helps though, makes the normies more immune to our retardation

>>90233179
Haven't done any yet, just researching but functionally based programming looks pretty cool. Haskell is a pure functional that a lot of people really like.

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INTP-A here.

>>90233351
The light inside me is broken but I still work.

>>90233085
SAUCE!
That looks super comfy

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ENTP-A whatever that means

>>90233126
S-Shut up, baka .___.

>>90233179

Build a web app for yourself that uses APIs to make you $$$, I can elaborate but not on here. I've actually been looking for a web dev to build out some shit like this for me.

>>90233147

On mobile and have to run out so can't answer all these right now should be back in like 30-40 though.

>>90233410
I generally get more autistic the more I drink. Was in a bar that had darts. They had a chalk there too. Decided it would be a good idea to figure out the general equation for dart throwing and shit. idk why but the more drunk i get, the more math i want to do.

>>90225212
entp here. i love arguing and winning arguments
>tfw nogf

>>90232727
>I just don't find it very interesting to help businesses sell more of their products.

Are you talking about some form of advertisement?

>I started my own company but I'm just kinda lost now... What's next?
What are your goals? Are you just trying to make money? What sort of work do you even hope to do? Do you have any examples on how your company made money in the past? Specific ones?

>>90225212
ENTP here, I am as you have described, but I do have a way of presenting controversial matters in a light that doesn't alienate me from society.

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>>90233548
Holy fucking extremes, Batman! Did you answer every other question at the end of the spectrum or something?

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ENTP here shorting and taking a break from studying Alogorithm analysis.

This is hell... Why can't there be a philosopher class so I can sit on my ass and think all day without having to apply it to boring autist shit for money.

>>90233643
Atleast you can do math.
I have Dyscalculia, so o can't really think in numbers.
I'm literally a dumb into, feels bad

Hardcore INTP.

Just fuck my shit up.

Also, /pol/ turned me from an atheist-leaning agnostic to an almost unironic kekist.

>>90233881
that's alright. i imagine you're good at other shit so just do that instead.