Meanwhile, at Paleolithic /pol/...

>>90187662
Why do homo sapiens women crave neanderthal dick?

Oonga boonga fuck niggers

>>90187792
Fuck off, I won't mix with some ape-like thing like you.

And also STOP DRAWING CAVE PAINTINGS ON MY CAVE YOU FUCKING NIGGER.

>>90187662
FEAR THE BIG NEANDERTHAL COCK

>>90187662
What is the most redpilled rock?

>>90187662
is recollecting redpilled?

>>90187662
CULL THE LIVESTOCK THEY GATHERED INTO A HERD

>>90187792
Gas the Neanderthals, species war now!

>Go to Stonehenge with the lads
>Make a sacrifice to the sun god at dawn
>Cheeky cunt from two caves over says that you need to make your sacrifices at dusk
>Tell he's a cunt and the sun god should wake up to a sacrifice
>Tells me if you do it at night sun god has sweet dreams
>Smash his fucking skull in with a rock
>Realize that his cavebrothers will want revenge
>Jump in my Ford Mustang and drive home
Lads, I'm so fucked. What do I do?

>>90187993
The rock called "Beta Killa" is most redpilled

>>90188015
t. Berrypicker

>>90187662
Otherchan is Paleolithic /pol

You can tell this because the threads move like glaciers

Ung why tiny Caananite men want our woman to mate with gorilla man?

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>50,000 BC
>invent stick

Hey guys so my tribe is finally about to cross this huge land bridge thing and-- HOLY SHIT IS THAT A GIANT SLOTH WHAT THE FUCK

>>90188075
Daily reminder that /pol/ is a moon worshipping board.
>Sunfags get out

Walalah Guihs suys i have idea, how about we encourage competition in order to get the resource, the strongest, the alpha, they get most of those livelihood, i call this idea capidalism-wah-galah.

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>footstep footstep footstep
That all it take for neanderthal to walk into your cave.
Why no own spear for self defense?

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>Eat pig
>Poop
>Tiny white worker worms clean up my asshole

AND THE NOSEMAN SAID PIG WAS UNCLEAN

K E K

pic related, look at these hard workers

>>90188392
>2016

>Haven't had another good idea since the stick

1) Neanderthals were smaller than the near-human primates we are primarily derived from.

2) Humans primarily fed on rabbits caught with nets not large animals killed with spears.

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>>90187662

UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP

>>90188392
Truly the Albert Einstein of our time

>>90188547
>1) Neanderthals were smaller than the near-human primates we are primarily derived from.

Blacks are the only race with no Neanderthal DNA.

Asians have the most.

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Today this subneanderthal fucking homonigger moved near my river. I told him to get the fuck out of my area. Told that fucker.
I hate sapiens so goddamn much.

>>90187662

Make fire was mistake. Ancestor no make fire, him live long time, make many baby. By Chooga Chooga Who Make Rain we must kill those who make fire.

Hey guys, some guy with a strange nose came up to our cave and told us that some tree created us and we have to make it happy by giving up some of our food to him once in a while.
What do?

>>90188330
Caananite man say species mixing is good. Make strong sons

>>90188496
Cave have plenty rocks. If can't defend self without spear, you not real man.

>>90188547
Neanderthals also have larger brains, big barrel chests, heavier bones and muscles, and hunted large forest game with spears.

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>>90187662

Is fucking Neanderthals considered degenerate /pol?

>>90188496
What if man spear all other men?
Remove spear from all men to be safe

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>>90188496
>spear

huaha berrypicker no can lift big rock to hit dark tribe with.

>>90188611
No they don't. Caucasoids do, mongoloid Nigger.

>>90188539
>be 2016
>Remake year
>Hardly in orginal ideas
>More remakes

>>90188205
kek

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*Throws shit at Monolith*

>>90188075
>Stonehenge
>Paleolithic era

fuck off you fucking retard never post on this forum again cunt

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>tfw no paleolithic French gf

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>>90187662
Now, just because these "Homo sapiens" are different to us doesn't mean we shouldn't let them in. Africa is a desert after all, I'm sure they'll enrich us with their culture, you speciest!

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How do we go about securing a source of Neanderthal blood?

We must destroy the Proto-ARYANS.

>>90188874
*teleports behind opponent*
*unsheathes katana*
Heh, nothing personel kid

>>90188496
>50,000 B.C.
>these stale berries on my cave wall again

>>90188718
>Neanderthals also have larger brains

Too bad we only have about 2% of our DNA from them and very very little of that is active.

UNGA BUNGA OBONGA

>>90188611
post sauce to your claim next time

>>90188995
Would build new genetic lineage with.

>>90187662
I think it time for woman be tribe leader.

>>90188813
Big rock slower and less chance of killing in 1 hit.
By time you throw 2-3 big rock at neanderthal head, he already stab you with his spear.
Need spear to defend against others with spear.

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>>90187662
Finding a job is so hard these days.

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>>90189088

why do women kind crave dark skin man. me no understand.

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>Bring home entire antelope haunch
>Cave is filthy
>Kids skins falling apart
>Woman has picked no berries
>But I have "hunter privilege" because I get to walk for 4 moons straight and fight saber cat with rocks

Women are such fucking shit. Polished stone waifus when?

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>>90189088
*Hits over the head with bone*

>>90188814
This

>>90189202
*hits club over head*

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>>90189221
Where all the good caves gone?

Craäl say dark tall men friends, that they come from worse land than Cold home. Me see men, all do is same tribe kill and spurt with women. Me want to kill dark men like Üg say, but tribe no say for fight. Craäl need to be died.

>>90189255
UNGA THICKER

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>Be me
>Neanderthal dad
>Homo sapien mom
>Dad side's cousins consider me a weak pretty boy faggot
>Mom side's cousins make fun of me for being ugly

Anyone know these feels?

>>90189344
praise god of frog

>>90189249

We all have dark man skin, what you talk for? Me think you confuse man's poopy butthole for woman's stink hole.

Guys, this owl/bull called "El" told me that we should worship Saturn.
Anyone got little children?

>>90189135
2-4%

and it is getting less as time progresses.

>>90189382
Negroids move in, cave value goes down. Simple economics

>>90189255
H I G H T E S T
I
G
H
T
E
S
T

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>>90188995
>tfw

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BUILD

>>90189212
>dying from one spear poke
GTFO berryshits come back when you learn to be real caveman

>>90189440
*kills Craäl with own hands*
Now tribe is safe

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>>90189456
I am converting from moon god to frog god. Praise Kek
>>90189088

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>>90188995
>ywn eat berries with her

>>90189502
>We all
but me no have dark skin.

>>90188042
>>90187912
just gonna remind you that europeans have neanderthal DNA while niggers have none

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>>90189441
>>90189558

>TFW you meet a woman whose hips look like they could only birth 6 or 7 kids

Guys I have this crazy Idea, what if we share all our food equally among our people? People that don't have the skill to hunt sometimes starve to death.

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>>90189221
Bone?

>>90189644
>implying berries aren't delicious
>implying eating only meat and no berries is good for you
>implying drawing dicks on the cave wall works nearly as well with blood instead of berry juice

>>90189212
There is literally no reason you would need a spear over 1 arm length
Ban assault spears

>>90189832

OUTSIDER! OUTSIDER! REEEEEEEEEE!

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>>90189835
What do you mean by neanderthal DNA?

>>90189920

Pay debt of shiny rocks and seashells

Roleplay aside, if scientists brought back a good sized Neanderthal population and assimilated them into your neighborhood (they talked, used phones, drove, etc.), would you tap that stone age ass?

>be me
>hunting great plain with tribe men
>see big nose tribe village
>biggest nose want trade
>offers leaf with lines for five skins
>say it same as skins
>me no think so

When we kill big nose tribe for good?

>>90189859
>tries on tribe
>tribe starves to death
IDEA NO WORK

>>90189920
If you ban spears, we all go back to killing with rocks. It's no solution

>>90190070

Build large clay kiln, me have idea for solution....

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why our tribe no like tribe mix with brown tribe she can pick berrie me while i give her the bone pick ug ug ug

>>90188496
Big men no understand that spears make own people dead, because they are big and live close to dark men, only many from your tribe are like our tribe, you are surrounded by chimp men. Few chimp men here, no need spear you no pink part. Me win talk.

Me go to my berrypicker hut while tall dark homosapien man makes baby with my wife Unga. Me atleast not bigot like fellow neanderthal on /pol/.

>>90190127
you are doing it wrong then. Try it again plz.

>>90190235
..shakira?

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>>90190235
hey bby want sum fuk?

>>90187993
Flint

>>90190235
Is this Shakira?

>>90190267
Go back to your cuck cave Sven

>>90188736
No they were the master specie. Fucking sapiens Jew drove them to extinction.

me let dark skin man make snoo snoo with women in our tribe. men in our tribe like to watch ooga booga

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Is my synapsids degenerate?

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>i'm here for the great mammoth hunt
Would you take?

>>90189889
You big

Gondwanaland Superpower by 10,000 B.C.!

Come at me bro.

>>90190539
Never give spear to google

>>90189917
Berryshit would draw dick instead of fertile horse vagina

Eating meat is best for you. Animals healthy and they all meat.

>>90188736
Weren't the Neanderthals all pretty much autistic? And whites have more of that DNA...
>WE WUZ NEANDERTHALS AND SHEIT SENPAI

>>90190422
You sound old and bigot like Homo Habilis. Diverse homo is strenght.

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>>90190539
MOAR

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>>90187662
Oonga boonga, tfw no gf, time to go knock one over the head and drag her back.REEEEE

>>90190048
They would probably die in some weeks.

>>90188736
Homosapien cock belongs to Neanderthal goddesses

>>90188736

Neanderthals are more human, ironically, while true humans are just niggers.

>>90189449
Hi I'm from the future. We have discovered that the Neanderthal is a different specie from the Homo sapiens which means you are sterile. I'm sorry.

On a more serious note, here is a video of first contact with a tribe still living in the stone age.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd0I1xAICOc

If you no kill mammoth you not male, spread legs receive child. It simple as that.

>>90189135

Good thing inhereting civilization from them doesn't rely on genetics.

>>90187792

I don't know.. we were here first and according with that map floating around, created by the gay homo roachicus, we have the smallest dicks.

I guess the bitches went for the brain, a fire and cooked meat is more important after all than a bleeding fanny.

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>mfw return to village with big boar and wife of berrypicker gives me "mate with me" eyes

>>90190890
>Implying some hybrids aren't fertile
Americanoid education

>>90189859
you know that's how most tribes operated, right? Bad hunters usually didn't starve, they just didn't get mates. Cavemen were all ancoms

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Who strongest: Frog God or Moon God?

>>90191076
No hybrid is fertile.
>American education

I surely hope Grump will make hunting and gathering great again

>>90191177
>those numerals
Praise Kek

large nose offer me handful of berries but says he wants 2 handful of berries and meat later.

This good idea?

>>90190963
apparently fake. that's what i heard anyway

>>90191076
>Americanoid
>not checking design of loincloth

>>90191177
frog dam. frog for sure

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>>90190575
ugh, foorrrrrr
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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>>90191246

>>90191076

>Mule detected

>>90191331
s-sauce

>>90191391
Still they can't reproduce.

>>90191590
What does fertile mean?

>>90191331
Which one would you hit on head and take back to cave?

>>90191555

Rapefugee welcoming party, waiting to kick their current husbands arse

>Go to stone city to trade skins for beads and seashells
>Travel for many moon changes
>Finally get home
>Woman has made child
>Child looks like dark man from across the great water

What this mean? This child blessed by night gods? Why child skin like crows feathers?

>>90191647
you are dumb

>>90191681
Far left

how big was neanderthal dick?
i would pay good money to watch cuck porn involving neanderthal men fucking human women, but only if they had big cocks.

>tfw Amerinoid
>tfw shart in tent

>>90188392
Cool stick, Unga, want to bring it to the White Tent?

>>90188661
Tsk, such a pity.

When those things move in, the riverhood goes to shit...

>>90191892
>went in tent

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>>90191858

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>>90191784
Fucking googles can't use Nigger.com

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>>90191177

>not worshiping both

>>90190393

Underrated post

>>90191996

Holy fuck. The Hobbit was real. Hail the King Under the Mountain!

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The day the Moon god descending down upon us to kill those dark skinned savages is almost here

>>90189835
This, the neanderthals were more European, Europeans have neanderthal traces whereas negros don't.

The word "neanderthal" has a bad connotation but we inherited their broad jaws, large hands, and hair.

I missed it. what was the >>90000000 get?

>>90192036
It's the only fucking animal that does that. Probably some mistake in the taxonomic classification or they need to double check their DNA

Galactic Diary, entry #687

The genetic modifications have been proven to be succesful way beyond our initial estimates in accelerating cognitive processes in the species identified as #T345874, including the ability to communicate and transmit basic informations, as well as building tools to modify their surroundings. #T345874 exhibits advanced social skills, allowing it to form complex societies with a strict hierarchy and differentiation between the two observed genders as reported in [RECORD EXPUNGED]
We will keep monitoring the progresses of #T345874. Until further notice, direct contact is strictly forbidden

>>90191955
>>90191753
>>90190070

This fucking thread, kek

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what did they mean by this?

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>>90192319
Let me enlighten you, friend.

Is many food in south? Me cold.

>>90189585
DEATH BY SNU-SNU

>>90192424
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND RESEARCH IT. There are more examples bit I'm late for work. It's much more common in plant species but animals do it to in rare cases of extreme genetic similarity. Humans RE one such example. Christ quit backpedaling and look shit up.

>>90187662
Tribe up river making big cry about child washed up on our side of river, painting pictures on every tree of body, even on my tribe's side. We go put deer blood and crap on all pictures, laugh as the cry when see.

>tfw Neanderthal master race
All the shitskins love muh whiteness, I cucked three sapiens today

>>90191331
LEGIT WHERE CAN FIND FEMALE LIKE THIS

>>90191996
cavemanlets, when will they learn?

What fuck guys, I was hunting some shit and followed it over land to white cliffs and beyond, when came back land was gone!
Chief samhide of long nose tribe has flooded based doggoland! He can't keep getting away with this

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>>90192546
Is that a google top left?

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>>90187662
Hunting is murder

Gathering is the future

>>90191996
That's a thicc dick

>>90188475
moonman btfo hot gassy star

http://www.macroevolution.net/human-origins.html

Humans are hybrids of ape and pig. It is known. Once you see it, it's impossible to unsee.

>>90191681
All of them

>>90193321
>gathering
>being berrypicker

you be better as woman

>>90193321
>berrypicker as fuck

HA. your women love snu snu from hunter.

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>>90193321
I hear neighbor cave use yellow grass to eat.

Very weird.

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brb time to fap

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>>90187662
>not speaking proto-indo-european
>not masterrace semi-pastoralists

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>ywn be chief of chiefs of all neanderthals
I must unite them

You guys should stop bringing fire and weapons into caves. its always dry and there is nothing in them that can hurt you except rocks or maybe spiders.

>>90192880
>>>/greatriftvalley/

fucking small brain homo sapiens. neanderthal master race reporting in

>2.5 million BC
>noses dont even have cold weather insulation
>ishygddt

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tfw you will never ride a glyptodon to work

>>999999999
Kill sub-sapiens Neanderthals

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>tfw bear god make you manlet

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>>90194203
Dumb darkie men from south obsessed with green and orange plant. Always hollering and hungry too.

Even weirder.

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>>90188075
So what's the deal with Detroit?

>>90188995
Dafuks a French?

>>90192880
8,000 BC

This monkey subhuman fucking cromagnon walked by me (erected) today. he said something unintelligible in his fucking vowel-based language. I lost it and called him what he was, a worthless cro-magnon, told that fucker. I hate cro-magnons so goddamn much

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>>90194533
In my valley flower milk is getting popular.

Is redpill?

>>90191996
Lol he looks like Danny divito

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>>90192180
We generally look fuckin' sexy and act more civilized too.

>>90187792
more accurately it would be the neanderthals saying "why do neanderthal women crave cro magnon dick?" you know considering they were literally cucked out of existence

>>90195210
My woman is neanderthal. She is feisty like cave lion

>>90195210
more like "why wont neanderthals fuck their own women anymore?" considering they cucked themselves out of existence

>>90195210
iirc when male neanderthal fugged a female sapiens the babies usually died from complications, but female neanderthals could fug male sapiens and have babies because of their different body structure

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>>90195137
Kek yes we do anon.

>tfw tall, nice face, broad jaw, broad shoulders/chest with long bulky arms
>tfw german father who married an english/northern italian trophy wife cause he got rich as balls from becoming a doctor
>tfw won the genetic lottery

>>90195966
yet youre here for some reason

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>>90187662
>>90189835
>>90192180

tfw asians are superior to us

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>>90196102
>proud whitey who hates inferior peoples and cultures
>on /pol/
>uncommon

>>90192180
>>90196376
>europeans get the broad shoulders colored hair big hands and some of the intelligence
>asians get most of the intelligence
>semites get big noses and an inherit need to jew/slime/etc
very fair thx for watching out for your people god

>>90191858

Canada the fuck is wrong with you dude

are we building the fence or not?

This place is fucking nice.
Our population is like 99,8% Homo Sapiens, can you cucks can say the same?

>>90197304
we outta build a bridge!
MULTISPECISM IS GOOD
MULTISPECISM IS WHAT MAKES THE MIDDLE EAST THE CRADLE OF CIVILIZATION

>>90197601
I knew a old dude who becomed a great-great grandfather at 40 years old

Truly the ugliest fuck around, at 15, you're already an ancient normally.

>>90197304
Yes and you're paying for it

>>90197601
Average lifespan is manly due to much higher unnatural death rate than it is now

>>90188547
>thinking you can make a living soley on small fame
Foolish. Trap are like reliable club, hunting big horn is like fancy spiked club.

>>90197601
The average life span was only crazy low because a large percent died as a child or baby. Once they got past adolescence, thry lived as old as we do.

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>>90199498
is being homo degenerate?

>>90194867
Kek

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WERE DA HOMO SAPIENS PUSSI AT? OOGA BOOGA STICKI STICKI

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>not making love your livestock
>being this bluepillef af

Mfw beautiful homosapien waifu,
Yfw no homosapien waifu,
Why even live neandarcucks?

>>90187662

>his species still hast developed past the spear

>10,000 BC
>NOT hunting with bows
>NOT having domesticated dogs

Why are Neanderplebs so fucking dumb?

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>>90187662
Me vote hair-man!!! No like orange tree gatherers. No like how they enter our territory, hunt our bison. Build big rock, keep out. Make dem build it. No like soft berry picker lady. No think she should be chief!!

>>90189596
WALL

>>90203378
Hairman not will win, Darkkang ruined northen tribe

>>90191825
mAH NIGGA

>>90187662
Image depicts a Bow. I do not believe the bow was invented till much later.

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>>90188475
This.

The Moon is a qt white goddess who keeps you company in the cool comfy nighttime. The Sun is an angry black god who exists only to burn whitey.

>>90197601

"Average" is the least enlightening statistic to use. It tells you basically nothing.

The average is so low because of infant deaths, or deaths in early childhood. People lived to be several hundred years old, if they survived childhood and battles.

>>90204858
>several hundred

I think it's fair to say they could lived to their 80's. Aging still happens, and without medicine I don't think they could live much past 90-100

You're right about the misleading nature of average age though. Lot of infant and early childhood deaths

>>90205742
could *live

>>90187662
I think we can all agree that oog is the only acceptable moog.

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>Ugdaugda mabungo
>gagu haga hohohoho
>Haba haba sutsut haba haba satsat
>Homos homos sukatai
>Grauflack gruff
>mfw

>>90206206
>grauflack gruff
Reeeeee grauflack wanga gruff

>>90205742

Many ancient Greeks lived to their 80's and 90's and participated in symposia (all night drinking sessions).

Even as late as the medieval ages, Scotsman in their 60's led charges into battle on horseback.

I know it sounds incredible and unrealistic, but I do not think it is so. I do not see why men in the late neolithic could not have lived several hundred years. The Bible for one, says so. And as a historical document, I see no reason to discount that. The modern practice of history is full of "myths" being found to be true after further revelations of archaeology and sources. In other words, what once was myth turned out to be true.

>>90206206
ooga booga bix nood nigga?

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>>90206359
wenga sanga kiwi urgh

>>90206821
ficki ficki me yu likey

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>>90187993
>mfw (((granite))) fags

>>90187662
I wish there was an entity with monopoly on violence and means to take away some 2/3 of anything and everything I manage to make/hunt/gather/rape

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>>90207044
>Tfw no ficki ficki witha homo sapien haba sutsut

>>90191955
Top kek

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>>90207207
>mfw sweden brrrr brrrr shiv shiv

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>>90207473
raugh Turkur fuckur graufl
REEEEEEE

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>>90187662
>mfw sabretoothed-cats are loose in my area

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>>90206206
this reminded me of a friend of mine from Belgium

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>>90187662
>Agriculture
Go hunt like your ancestors you fucking degenerate.

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>tfw mun mun's poon is berry as fuck

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>>90207957
>be me
>have fire
>cro-magnons want
>"bix nood"
>mfw

Is wanting to fuck a cute berry picker gay?

I mean, he does have a cute feminine penis

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>be proud member of upper warrior caste
>stupid low caste janitor lets lab animals free
>get outside inner earth
>colonize surface and gain sentience
>kill everything that they cant fuck
>sometimes fuck it anyway
>have to enter hibernation cycle
>wake up 3 millennia later
>greeted by eldest female brooding with her life-mate
>it's one of those fucking monkeys
>sheds everywhere, mangles our language and is always trying to show off/sell its new invention tells me "it's fire, liz-senpai" whatever the fuck that means.
>react to warm blooded thing one day by accidents and eat creature
>brooding freaks out like I haven't eaten her weaker mates before
>turns out I have committed a "hate crime"
>what the fuck is hate ?
>taken to high priest, explains that eating the ones that talk is a crime
>sitting in prison, sentenced to gladiator pit as prey
>see brooding walking, WALKING with half breedchildren and didn't eat a signle one
>tfw I'm happy I ate my ancestors so they did not live to see such dishonor

>>90208659
>unga hot hot
>berry picker mat mat gib dat
>narg
>unga targ /rock/ norf

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>>90208659
>be me
>be in Europa
>eating with clan
>Cro-magnons attack
>no spears allowed in Europa
>mfw

>>90209414
Cro-magnons
dindu nuffin wrong

>>9019168

far right, tall blond

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>>90209414
>be neanderthal
>homo sapien give magic plant smoke
>prehistoric /pol/ taught me magic plant degenerate
>mfw

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>>90209950
>be male
>see female
>mfw

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>Be hunter
>Tracking Animal with Tribe
>Discover Odd Tribe
>Can't understand them
>Keeps shouting Cunt, and waving fingers
Berry painting related

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>King Jamal of Greater Congo and the high priest Tyrone have debate the future of the pale skins
>"Lord Jamal do you know the risks of civilizing of such a violent race, we can not run the risk of the pale skins revolting, let them revel in their slop."
>"Nonsense Tyrone, the unfortunate men of the north will thrive and learn our ways"
>mfw King Jamal has doomed the black race

>be me
>get infected tooth
>die

>>90206206

Kowa to bunglo needa booda Han Solo

Hohohoho

>>90188814
Wrong.
Asians have 20% more Neanderthal DNA than whites.

Can we get zig-digs out of our cave, they no make fire, they no make stick, they no do anything

>>90187662
KANGZ WUZ ALREADY LIVING IN CAVES WHILE Y'ALL CRACKAZ WUZ STILL SWINGING IN TREEZ

>>90188475

Moon worship is practiced in the Middle East while sun worship is practiced by practically all European tribes who had to face harsh winters.

>>90199640
yes nigger

>Have rock
>chief make pointy
>want pointy stick too
>Chief say ancestors only gave right to rock not pointy stick.

>>90195698
amazing you still remember stuff that happened tens of thousands of years ago.

>>90187662
You know, nothing would change here in Australia. Basically the abos will still be coons.

Who next chieftain to be? Woman of past man that had many women that hid copies of her elder cavepaintings in her own cave or gold haired man with many such riches that finaly wants to build a great wall to stop neighboring tribe stealing our game?

>>90194513
looks like an abo

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Take a look at my new Achulean handaxe, 8 inches of cutting edge unlike your plebs's 2 inch Oldowan "handaxe".

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>>90187662
>He hasn't killed a mammoth yet
Literally berrypicker cuggs

>>90214145
No one needs a sharpened stone to hunt? Blunt stone is more than enough and our forefather's could have never imagined how sharp rocks would eventually get. Only the Elders should be allowed to have sharp stones.

>>90211415
wrong, they have Denisovan DNA

>>90188547
bullshit, rabbits are the least nutritious animals to eat. If you ate only rabbit meat you'd starve to death

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>>90214407


Ash wood master race reporting in.

Wood and stone both have the same stopping power. Stones crack. Wood is more flexible so doesn't break so easily. You get more hits out of wood. When in a fight, aim is not so good so need more hits.

Graecjk came into my room to bring me moose kidney and I literally screamed at her and hit the skewer of kidney out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the spear shaft on her brow ridge. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to her but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck Ate the glaciers retreating? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the climate is to dynamic. I want a future to believe in. I want mammoth to continue migrating. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought they were supposed to adapt. This is so fucked.

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Mfw

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>homo sapien sucking dick
>only thought in my neanderthal head
>is this degenerate?
>mfw

Are domesticated animals the ultimate red pill?

Or is it degenerate to literally prep Bulls?

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>>90206773
>I do not see why men in the late neolithic could not have lived several hundred years. The Bible for one, says so. And as a historical document, I see no reason to discount that.

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>>90219194
>Why the fucking fuck Ate the glaciers retreating?

>>90187993
Obsidian.

>>90187912
>Not arming yourself with big stick and lifting rock to protect property and lady

>>90191955

LOL

HOMO ERECTUS WUZ KANGS, THEY DINDU NUFFIN WRONG

aaayyy lmao thanks for the bows and plows annuanaki

>>90187662
WE WUZ ERECTUS N SHIET

>>90188511
what is that?

>>90187662
don't be cannibalphobic, it's 40,000 BC!

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If we Neanderthals now then does that mean that we redefine the meaning of homosexual?

>>90195059
No, towel head from south use it. Bet they cant even kill bear.

>>90191133
i've read that this is how gay genes could have been passed down, called the "sneaky fucker" hypothesis, while hunters are out, they're back at camp with the women

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So, a bunch of these dark guys I keep hearing about have been prowling around my camp lately. We followed them back to the cave they've been using, and judging by the state of it, there seem to be more than a small number of them. At least a hand of hands, prehaps two or three.

We think we may need to upgrade our current sticks for the conflict with them, though much of the tribe is has yet to realize it's inevitability.

I think this might make a useful combat-stick, but I'm asking a Sunrise-land Cave Painting wall for tips anyway.

>>90221430
Ate=are

Settle down sperginator

>>90227120
Nobody needs a combat stick that sharp and that capable of killing numerous other people. Just take two big rocks and toss them into the air above your fire, that will make anyone run.

>10.000 BC.
>Not into /agriculture/

What is the most based dog?

The reasonably tame wolf with gray fur? Or the reasonably tame wolf with black fur?

>>90187662
>Rape ensues

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>>90187912
ugh shugga gek ma?!?

>u fucking wot m8?

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> Be hunting mammoth.
> Vog can't throw spear
> Vog can't catch rabbit
> Vog can't use net to catch fish.

> Vog says he no like hunt.
> Vog doesn't want to eat meat.
> Vog spends time picking berries, says green thing more healthy.
> Vog starts a stoneblog about how healthy Vog feels eating grass
> We laugh at Vog while draw frogs on the community cave.

>>90189889
tell unga why he wear skull.

>>90190198
hang sign, say free berries

>>90192641
no food. only brown skin short tribe who like jump over walls and take berries.

i didn't existed until other million years later

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>>90231431
>he thinks people looked like that as recently as 4000BC

Daily reminder man with rickets bashed death is not a species. None of you are Neanderthal because he probably didn't have children being a diseased victim card player/ deadman

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>>90188205

>>90197601
Those cavewoman tiddies.

>>90188539
Hey, they came up with a new use for petrol.

https://youtu.be/Nt0NcaxmGHo