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ITT: We work together to create the ideal home for all /pol/acks.
Here's what I've got so far. Post any requests for border expansion or province names.
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>>77923176
The United Kingdom of Everything.
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>>77923325
Sorry, Mr. Anglo, our nation is based off of a Germany with Prussian ideals.
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>>77923176
take northern france
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>>77923325
Also, in case you didn't notice, London is now Neu-Berlin.
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>>77923176
>EU4
lol
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Come home White man.
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>>77923581
I have a truce with Frankreich that lasts another 6 years. Once that truce ends, I'm going to take what's left of the Low Countries, push Castile out of the area, and seize northern France.
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>>77923816
we still have to steal enough nigger souls to terraform.. its not time yet
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>>77923176
Take eastern and northern France.


Also, what game is it?
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>>77923176
is this a crytpo-/polgg/ thread?
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>>77923723
Monkey time
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>>77923581
What kind of border are you thinking of for northern france? Should I take Paris, or only everything north of it?
>>77924147
Europa Universalis IV. I don't know if I'll be able to take that much clay in one single war. I might need to have two different wars, one taking the north, and one taking the east.
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>>77924268
Thanks!

I think you need to take Paris.
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>>77923176
Play Steeltoria you disgusting casual
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>blobing
Epic game John
t.hpm
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>>77924422
t. HPM
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Lads...
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WTF i hate John now
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how did you got so big in just 120 years... on what difficulty are you playin?
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>>77924373
Alright, here's the plan. I'll see if I can take everything north of the red line in pic related.
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Wtf i love John now
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>>77924551
>he hasn't had sex with his daughter yet
absolutely plebian
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Get the Poo in the loos.
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>>77924652
Normal, my fellow germanic
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>>77924712
That daughter was the offspring of a dryad I raped in a rosebush.
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>>77924551
deus vult
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>>77924699
That would be awesome
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>>77923176
Armee von Plazenta, seriously?
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Has anyone got that picture where some kid is saying "wtf why doesn't germany own at least 99% of the map"

>>77923431
Wouldn't just "Neuberlin" be more typical.
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>>77924753
i feel like playing EUIV again damn.. great game..
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>>77924915
t. Johan
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>>77924753
How did you form germany so fast? Who did you start as?
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>>77924796
>Russia in Italy
why would you ever do that ?
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>not turning Tengri and then syncretizing with Shinto to get a proper master race religion for your Prussians

Seriously nigger?
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>>77923176
Gibraltar, Bosphorus and Dardanelles.
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>>77924799
But like I said, I can't declare war on them for another 6 years. (The last time a broke a truce with someone, a huge coalition was formed against me).
Do you guys have any other requests in the meantime? I can try to remove Anglo, as currently already control southeast England.
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>>77925023
to meme achievments out of one game
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>>77925106
I thought Hiromoot banned Russians? Good to see you back.
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>>77925232
>>77925232
>Abbasids still exist
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>>77925339
it's hard moving 400,00 troops lad
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>>77924846
Yus. I rename all of the provinces I conquer to have germanic names. There's a province in Newfoundland that had a name very close to 'placenta', so I just named it 'Plazenta'. The 'Armee von Plazenta' formed in Plazenta to repel any natives, as I'm colonizing the area.
>>77925000
Trips demand an answer. I started out as Brandenburg, then sucked a whole lot of Austrian and Hungarian cock to get alliances with both, which I used to BTFO the Teutonic Order and Polen. I then formed Prussia as soon as possible. Once you form Prussia, you just need to improve your administrative capabilities a bit before you can form Deutschland.
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>>77925240
>ban

We can't post via quick reply window.
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>>77925448
This. It get's to be such a burden gathering the levies every fucking time you want to take a dutchy. You can't make the mudslimes just disappear with one short war.
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What are the best /pol/ games
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>>77925567
What was the point of even doing that, then?
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>>77925883
Hoi
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>>77923710
pleb please. this is the true prussian unit
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>>77925883
The best /pol/ game, hands down, is Hearts of Iron III.
It's too complicated for normies, so it's almost a /pol/ exclusive title.
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>>77926025
We aren't normies?
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>>77926025
I played Hearts of Iron 2 way back in the day, never got around to play 3. I just bought 4, how much of a step back is it in depth would you say from 3?
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>>77926025
>/pol/
>anything but normies
The fact that OP started with EU4 should be telling
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>>77926160
HOI4 is the first HOI game that normies can play, so that tells you that it sucks ass.
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>>77926160
Hoi3 has a steep learning-curve, and with mods like Black Ice. Hoi4 is a huuge step backwards if you are already into the Hoi series. To vanilla and dumbed down.
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>>77925900
Who knows. But reply in top of page is really uncomfortable.
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>>77926160
The Al in Hoi4 is shit, plus a lot of integral stuff like victories/gaining provinces were removed. New players winning Barbarossa with ease is really dumb.

Hope it will improve, but it definitely isn't as bad as Hoi3 was at release.
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>>77924699
Nice battleplan, how much preparation bonus does that give you? Do you have to keep army maintenance at full to get the full bonus?
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Oh no, the eternal anglo is evolving. How do I stop it?
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>>77926788
>says the eternal anglo
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>>77926025
HoI 3 not Vicky 2.
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>>77924846
See? I knew the locals would rebel. Time to send the Armee von Plazenta into combat!
>>77926711
I really don't need to do much planning tbqh, I bankrupted France in our last war, and I'd steamroll them regardless as I can put over 80,000 troops along our border at any given time.
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>>77925883
I`d say Vicky 2 not HoI because Vicky is all about population and culture dynamics.

Also enraging unwelcome populations until they revolt and butcheing them then is a valid strategy
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>>77927202
>Germany
Say, germanbro, what are your thoughts on OP's picture?
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>>77927317
That`s some nice lebensraum OP got there, looks good
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>>77927317
Do you really want him to cry? As if Poland holding Danzig isn't bad enough.
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OP here. I've got to go out for a little bit to grab some food. Keep the thread alive; my truce with Russia just ended, so I'll get more lebensraum when I return.
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>>77927018
very well done, thanks for your replies
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>>77927554
>blobbing looks good
t. blobber
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>>77926788
my only Britain game was as Arthurian Cornwall spreading Breton culture across the whole isle :^)
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>>77928403
Hey, don't judge him. It's in his blood.
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>this thread
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>>77928719
t. hitler poster
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>>77928547
>>77928403
Surrounded by enemy powers(and mountain jews) on all sides you blob or you die
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>>77926025
>complicated
But for normies, yea I agree
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>>77926025
>
/leftypol/ to the resue
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>>77928892
what was this game called?
I remember seeing one like this set in the pacific
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>>77929884
lad, he's responding to a post with the game title
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>>77923176
/Nambia/
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>>77929884
gary grigsby's war in the east
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>>77930135
>>77930326
thanks
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I have returned! Now, gimme some ideas. Should I finally take Moscow from Russia?
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>>77924652
Wut r u casul?
I get bigger than that as MY country in 120 years. People have done world conquests in about that time.
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Why is England so easy to defeat in EU IV? I mean, it wasn't even hard to land troops on their beaches.
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>>77926025
Paradox games are for idiots who can't understand how to play Matrix games.

War in the Pacific makes HOI3 look like HOY4.
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>>77934800
That's some serious accusation against HOI3 lad got proofs?
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>>77936311
>>77934800
>two dubs in a row
This is gonna be a battle of the ages, gentlemen.
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>>77923176
Take Scotland. The Celt meme is a lie.
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>>77937583
>take Scotland
B-but Scotland has helped me in every war against the English.
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Step 1: Play HOI4 as Germany
Step 2: Invade /pol/and
Step 3: ????
Step 4: PROFIT!
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>>77924432
damn da9l can you clorox?
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>>77923723
>eu4 is somehow still more casual than hoi4
L M A O
M
A
O
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>>77924699
Operation Baguette was a complete success, gentlemen.
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/pol/ IS NOT FOR FUCKING ROLEPLAYING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>77940134
>roleplaying
>implying
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>>77940134
t. Alex Grandi
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>>77940029
Nicely done anon. You are doing God's work.
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>>77923176
GIB BACK ALSACE
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>>77923176
Read /gsg/ you pleb
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>yet another grossgermanium
kill yourself my man
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>>77943599
No, you dirty frog.
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>>77924551
you fucked it up
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>>77944236
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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>>77944308
You fool! You cannot let them win!
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>>77942928
GTFO Rob
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>>77923176
HRE with all of you vassals is more powerful than a united Germany
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>>77944813
>h
>r
>e
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>>77923710
Hail Woden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYDbWza2B6o
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>>77923176

>continue to claim provinces along the baltic coast.
>fuck russia and move further to the east.
>blitzkrieg in central asia
>rape the ottomans from 2 sides.
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>>77944558
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>>77939279
Hoi4 is casual as fuck.
>Took over the uk with 10 paratroop divisions landing in Newcastle
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>>77939279
K E K
E
K
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>>77947150
>conquered both sides of turkey up to and including china and portugal, as well as america and uk and scandinavia by 1940
gr8 game for blobbing
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>>77923176
DPRK
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>>77947331
>Walked to spain and conquered them and also ussr as japan
Hoi3 is still better. At least you have hqs and supply lines.
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>>77948039
This. Infrastructure is one of the bigger aspects of HOI III.
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>>77948121
The one thing that would make HOI III perfect, is if you could change province names in-game, like in EU IV.
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>>77948290
I thought that this feature is useless.
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>>77923176
POR
TU
GAL
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>>77923176
How'd I do /pol/?
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>>77948573
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>>77948573
kebab removed/10
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>>77948421
I change province names in CK2 when i conquer something that doesn't sound like my culture, usually i give my king's name+land or something
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>>77923176
What game is this again?
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>>77948965
MS paint
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>>77943599
>ALSACE
what the is a Alsace?
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>>77948841
Unless you are playing some germanic country this doesn't sound very smart. Besides in eu4 some provinces change names when you conquer them with certain countries.
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Ok guys tell when you start to know that HPM was shit, for me was today

>play as the Netherlands
>decided to build an army
>no canned food
>"oh, I guess I will build my industry of canned food"
>no steel nor iron
>"oh I guess I will take Belgium for steel and iron"
>wait until Belgium hits great power
>"oh look GB now has Prussia and Belgium as allies, both GPs"
>"mmm...it's had been a year why is Belgium and Prussia still allies with GB?"
>check the wars tab
>this war
>speed forward 3 years
>this war score
>rage
>"guess I will wait"
>Belgium is now secondary power

Fuck you HPM
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>>77949332
Souds arabic to me, Hans.
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>>77938503
If it makes you feel better I'm Scottish so I speak on behalf of the country.
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>>77950030
Are you sure about this, Scotsman? I'm not sure that James IV would approve of a German invasion....
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>>77950641
I don't think many of the countries you invaded did. Do it. If you have the extended timeline mod then you'll know that by the 2010s we cuck ourselves anyway.

Also, post updates of you invading Scotland.
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>>77951488
>tfw Scotland has no allies
This is gonna be too easy.
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>>77951693
Please post updates and if this thread dies put a new one up.

Also, are you doing culture and religious conversion?
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>>77949332
Here is a pic of Alsace
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>>77952063
Oh you mean Elsaß-Lothringen
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>>77951488
German-Scottish Imperialist War:
Scotland vs. Germany, Argentinien, Brasilien, Burgundy, Crete, Kolumbien, and Yemen.

The Hochseeflotte is landing the 20,000 man strong 2. Armee (led by Emperor Wilhelm I) at Sutherland.
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>>77952227
Convert Ayrshire to German culture.
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>>77952307
AYYrshire is currently occupied by Scottish Noble Rebels. I'm guessing the government decreased the amount of power the nobles possess.
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>>77952551
I live there so it is a top priority. Make sure to convert it to German and whatever your main religion is.
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>>77952776
Have fun getting raped by those rebels until I get there.
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>>77952900
I dug a hole in the ground and I'm typing from there while a wait for the Krauts to arrive.
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>>77952900
fuck up russia, just as a reminder of who's the boss
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>>77953087
The Siege of Sutherland lasted 81 days.
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>>77946926
>tfw /pol/ now has it's own /gsg/, autism included
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>>77953468
YAAAAYYY!!! Now get Ayrshire, please.
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>>77945910
>greatest period of time
>not the one with actual imperialism
sm.h 2bh
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>>77953468
Inverness fell on 15 June,
2. Armee arrived in Ayrshire on 7 August (I had to deal with the Scottish army, which was in Aberdeenshire),
Ayrshire fell on 27 October, after 81 days
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>>77952210
Oh! This is how you name Alsace ? The alsacians call it "Alsace" so i didn't think this french region possessed another name.
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>>77954564
YES! Remember to convert at least Ayrshire to German culture. Go for Fife and Aberdeen now.
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>>77954982
>tfw Crete is currently landing 1,000 troops in Scotland
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>>77955427
Don't let them take any of your rightful clay.
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>>77954982
Scotland surrendered on 20 January 1566, handing over all of their provinces to Germany.
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>>77955868
Great! Will you convert them to German now?
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>>77953904
t. liquoria pro
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>>77923176
As an avid CKII player, what would I like about EU4? I've got it in my library but i've never played it. I'd like to go for a marathon game through CKII to Victoria.
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>Finally United Europe
>Let the other culture groups remain independent, albeit vassals
>Royal marriages and alliances with all of Europe
>Alliance with Russia
>Union with Greece
>All of Americas are my colonies in one form or another
>Dividing up African Lands and parsing it out to other European countries for Administrative ease
>(not shown) Australia is also in on the fun.

I try to keep the peace as best I can. I like to go to wars with big unfriendly countries and demand they release their captured countries to break them up into squabbling micronations.
Seems to work pretty well.
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>>77956307
>liquoria
It's steeltoria now. Get with the times grandpa
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>>77955868
Did you die, friend?
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>>77956561
Nope, just renaming all of your cities.
I hope you enjoy living in Engelstadt, friend.
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>>77953157
Actually, Ahmed, I was thinking about visiting Schweden.
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>>77956735
Call it Anönland. It doesn't brake the immersion. I beg you.
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>>77957149
Kek, I'll do that once I refill my teacup.
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>>77957067
You should take the Faroe Islands seeing as they stick out and are between your Scottish territories and Icelandic territories. Also, you should link Scotland and South England up. Look at how many troops England has, next to null.
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>>77957384
>he thinks I didn't get the Faroe Islands when I annexed Scotland

Also, it takes 3 years to make a province into a core, which is necessary in order to change either the local religion or culture. Scotland was already Protestant, so that's a plus.
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>>77957576
Yeah, I don't actually own the game. I've just watched videos of it every now and then. But I'm sure the Faroe Islands were Danish?
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>>77958112
Scotland got a hold of them at some point during this game.

Also, here's Anonland.
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>>77958242
Nice. So where are you going to pillage now?
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>>77923710
Man nennt es haus Abendrot...
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>>77958383
I was thinking about preventing the cucking of the Swedes preemptively..... that, or I could kick Russia's ass again.
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>>77958446
Exactly. I put that song on after I renamed London Neu-Berlin.
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>>77923176
how the fuck do you get that huge by 1561!!?? The seriously wart the fark!?
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>>77958477
I would link Scotland and South England or pay Sweden a visit. Don't want them to liberalise Europe before it's too late.
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>>77923176
Man I suck so bad at this game I can never form something like Germany out of all the different pieces.
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>>77958586
It's called 'Thinking like an Aryan, and not like a burger'.
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>>77958637
I have a truce with England that lasts another three years. Just long enough for me to rape Sweden, and get back to the isles in time.
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>>77958853
Update us on your invasion of Sweden. You should give Norway a kickin' as well.
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>>77959010
Sweden swallowed Norway after they got independence from Denmark.
All that Norway has left is Bergenshus.

I'm gonna form an alliance with Denmark for this invasion. I'll draw up a battle map.
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>>77959314
Nice. I will pissed if this thread dies.
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>>77958584
I started that game expecting wacky nazi-blasting fun, culminating in a shootout with zombie-mecha-Hitler.

I ended it with my heart threatening to punch through my ribcage and my eyes tearing up.
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>>77959314
>I'm gonna form an alliance with Denmark for this invasion.
Why? It's already around 1570, your national ideas should have your army outclassing sweden's by a landslide by now
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>>77959514
Why?
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>>77959555
Well, Germany's shoes, I want to have access through Denmark to get into Sweden. I have a three pronged attack planned involving 60,000 men.
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>>77959727
Did you not play the game? It had a thrilling, dramatic, depressing and difficult boss fight followed by a bittersweet ending.
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>>77959438
Here's the basic plan.
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>>77959991
Nope, I might pick it up though.
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>>77960291
That Hungary sure was hungry for Ukraine.
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>>77960291
Looks good. You could also maybe get Norway to muster whatever it has left of an army against Sweden.
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>>77960291
Nice meme arrows, how much planning bonus do they give you?
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>>77960323
Definitely worth the price.
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>>77960527
>planning bonus
mind explaining this?
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>>77960538
I've never played TNO myself, but I've seen a let's play of it. That scene with Frau Engel getting her face broken still grosses me out.
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>>77960291
What about these little blobs down here? They wouldn't be much trouble steamrolling over.
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>>77960538
I'll get it during the sale, maybe.
>>77960875
What happens to her?
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>>77960915
Ah Venice. If I even touch Venice, I get the Papal State and France on my ass. I could probably do that once I remove slav.
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>>77961151
What about the purple, green and yellow states?
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>>77961022
Picked up by a hacked Nazi killbot, thrown against a tree and off a cliff I believe.
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>>77961022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5S4VdTKyzU
Be warned, it's bretty brutal.
Frau Engel is the kommandant of one of muh concentration camps, which for some reason still exist in the 60's.
Some dude hacks the execution robot, and it goes apeshit on the nazis.
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>>77961366
Yeah, I just watched it. The spit coming off of her face onto the character's vision is so gross too.
>>
>>77961022
Really, just watch the Zero Punctuation review. Gives you a good idea of the game.
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>>77961349
Thrown around like a ragdoll.
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>>77960915
Those are just random Italian states, like Genoa, Ferrara, and Montferrat. Most of them are allied with stronk Ungarn.
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>>77960291
Good news, lads. Sweden is allied with Russia. I get to kill two birds with one stone.
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>>77961613
I watch a lot of his videos. Funny guy.
>>77961907
Burgundy?
>>77962040
Good, good.
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>>77923176
Why should it be Germany? Fuck Germany.
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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT DENMARK!
Now I'm gonna be dragged into an unnecessary war against Bulgaria.
I'll have to use all of my available troops, but this can still work.
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>>77962355
Burgundy is one of my vassals. I will eventually annex them.
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>>77956514
Obvious cheating.
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>>77949388
that's what i meant by usually dumbass, I'm not going to do that while playing with greeks.
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>>77962662
Unlucky. Show us your progress in Sweden.
>>77962766
Good.
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>>77963089
>playing greeks
>not naming every second city/ province Alexandria
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Commonwealth stronk r8
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>>77963534
>filename
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>>77963534
>I just had to suppress a bunch of Scottish separatists
wtf dude, I thought you said you guys were on board with grossgermanium.
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>>77964361
That's probably just Nicola Sturgeon and her cronies. Never mind SNP wankers. If Scotland ever does become independent they'll want Scotland to become independent of Scotland.
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Don't die thread, bump.
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r8 my progress
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>>77966346
Very good, Deutschland. You should push all the way to Finland. BTW, you should update a little more often so some mod doesn't delete this thread.
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Awwwwww YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH.
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>>77966978
You must have got a serious aggressive expansion penalty. No worries. Push into Russia more. You are lacking Vitamin Lebensraum.
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>>77966978
Anyway, I've got to head out for dinner. I'll start a new thread when I get back if this one dies.
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>>77967169
>That time zone difference

Gut nacht. Make a thread at around 15:00 to 22:00 UK time and I might be around.
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>>77967351
OP on phone here.

What time is it for you?
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>>77967669
0:27am.
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>>77967739
Ah. Well, I hope you rest well in Anönland.
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>>77967926
I'll be sure to. See you around, maybe.
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>>77923176
>eu4
t. filthy casual
>>
>>77968442
desu, my favorite Jewdox game is HOI III.
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>>77923176
Already made an ideal home
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>>77968831
>doesn't post ebin ethnicities too
dissapointed desu lad
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>>77947331
>Be Japan
>Stage fascist coup in the Russian Far East
>A year later the USSR is the Russian Empire again and I own Southern India
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>>77968442
t. liquoria 2 pro
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>>77969060
What mod is that?
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>>77969115
no idea lad
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>>77968985
>Implying there are any non-Germans.
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>>77969223
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>I occasionally cheat in gsg
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>>77969498
>admitting to cheating
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>>77969620
>not wanting to change owner to fix borders
>>
Anyone got the link to the Vic2 cyberpunk/steampunk mod? I lost the files and Google isn't helping.
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USSR best nation

pls don't kill me
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>>77969772
>cheating at all
>>
>>77970183
don't worry socialist Germany will collapse due to refugees in a few years
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and i created the red china blob
>>
OP how do you amass that many provinces by 1561? I'm kinda new, enlighten me.
I have half your territory and it's 1600 and I had quite a bit of luck.
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>>77970401
seeing as eu4 is one of the more complicated GS games he probably >>77969772 to get his borders
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>>77970552
>eu4
>complicated
lad...
>>
>>77966978
Whats the name of that game?
>>
>>77970984
Europa Manasalis
>>
>>77970984
It looks like a modded version of MS paint. IIRC you can get all the files you need http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmega.co.nz%2F%23F!WZZFXDyT!yyb25ZuLdLs0B8vhoKS3LA here. There are some other MS paint mods there as well that are memetacular
>>
>>77940029
you are playing with mods, or just vanilla, I'm going to start the extended timeline with a custom nation for /pol/acks
>>
>>77971503
Vanilla, with the free 'womyns in history' dlc.
>tfw no one likes women, so they have to make the dlc free
>>
>>77971503
do random new world too so it is more realistic
>>
>>77966978
disgusting.
eternal mongrel krautz ocupying pure blooded aryan land
>>
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>>77972269
>snowniggers
>aryan
>>
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doing gods work
>>
>>77972506
Inshallah the will of God must be submitted to
>>
>>77972506
>plays meme game
>blobs
XDXD see my cool blob
>>
>>77972381
>Pablo think he knows who is aryan or not
>>
>>77923176
>1561
How...... what
>>
>>77926245
>>
How the fuck did you blob that hard within 100 years without getting your shit kicked in by some coalition?
>>
>>77974101
ch**ting
>>
>>77974101
There was a coalition against me in the 1460's which slowed me down. I had to get members to leave the coalition one by one via improved relations, then I blobbed what remained.
>>
>>77974980
>implying
>>
Francia, Visgoth, Lombardy, Byzantine, Chalkuya and Tang in joined a coalition against me.
They are trying to stop the soldiers of Allah but Inshallah all the lands of the disbeliever will be freed from the evil oppressing polytheists.


>>77972604
Inshallah
>>
>>77958586
Lebensraum my friend
>>
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deal with it.
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>>77977397
Jude weed lmao
>>
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>>77977397

oh wait what's this?
>>
>>77972196
what year do you recommend? I'm thinking something around 1000 with a custom nation in northern europe... playing from 58 bc it's too much IMO
>>
>>77923431
>Sorry, Mr. Anglo, our nation is based off of a Germany with fascist ideals.

Already happened in the US, you know who we based our public school system on right? Prussia. Take the kids away from their parents, and break them down into pawns for the state. The fatherland needs it's soldiers.
>>
>>77974101
you can just blob in one war if you are competent, take away as many provinces as you can (albeit there will be overexpansion penalties) improve relations with small states, vassalize them and annex them, a royal marriage here and there can help too
>>
>>77978051
This. If you get into a war with several nations, btfo them all and make peace with one at a time.
>>
>>77960643
hearts of iron 4 war planner
>>
>>77977773
How the hell you start before 1444 ?
I know it could be done with editing some files in EU 1-2. Did that once.
>>
>>77978517
I remember once I got into war with France as Castille, and left them with two provinces since I took advange of the British invading them from the east, and I didn't even allied with the fucking Anglos, since I had maxed my diplomatic administrative and military points, I broke the truce and proceeded to absord them without stability penalty (I could just boost it) and bam, Castille became the most powerful nation in europe
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>>77979155
>>
>>77979127
Extended Timeline mod, It has tons of new features, you could start either at 58 bc or 2016 and play into infinity if you like, the mod also has new historical events, more random events, more nations to be created, more religions and cultural groups etc...

download it if you like it's awesome, althought I would like a mod like that for Crusader Kings II since the political gameplay is much more better
>>
>>77979332
I love to conquer africa, is to fucking easy to BTFO the nigger "empires" and most of africa is an unexplored blob, that's why I always take the exploration skill first, having the Canarias at the start helps alot with the colonization of africa
>>
>>77979575
>>77979332
also encroaching those fucking morrocans with troops coming from all sides is satisfying as fuck
>>
>>77923176
>Not uniting Germany in liqtoria 2
You fucked up m8
>>
no one rated me blob :(
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>be anon
>anon is too much of a politician
>keeping good relations
>afraid to go on war cuz small country
>whole Yurope is in one alliance or another.
>HRE is bitch too
>muh stability and revolts

I don't know why but I'm too much politician in EU 4. Can't help it. WHAT DO ?
>>
>>77979368
Thanks, will try out later today.
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>>77964027
>>77979717
Still not in space/10
>>
>>77980663
One
more
tech
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>>77980889
What mod are you using for space or are you playing HOI?
>>
>>77981404
normal ironman mode, gonna convert to vic 2 soon though
>>
>>77981784
You may want to break up your Asian territories into puppets and release your colonies as puppets or close allies otherwise vic2 will be too easy. Unless of course you are going for world domination.
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>>77981980
meh, i dont know anything about vic 2 so it will be a learning experience
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reading grand strat general infographic
>EU 4 casual / entry tier
>EU 3 vintage
>one of my first games EU 1
>play games only sporadicaly for past years
>suck at EU4 that's for casuals
why live ?
>>
>>77982708
My entry into Grand Strategy was Hearts of Iron III. It's a hell of a game to start with.
>>
>>77982708
To shitpost on /gsg/ of course
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>>77983153
I don't go to /vg/ at all. I just went there to look up something.
>>77983122
I've always wanted to try HOI but feels like i would get rekt too much since i can't get glory in EU nowadays.
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>>77983479
If you aren't even decent at EU, don't even touch HOI, unless you want to play IV.
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>>77984065
I will stick to EU for now. Have lot of hours until i get burned out.

Thinking i will go start now with frogs
>frogs
or something that's not small country (literally 1-3 tiles, i have fetish for small countries, didn't played anything bigger yet)
>>
>>77984597
Try Ireland and colonise an Irish Thirteen colonies
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>>77984687
Okay, uh that small countries on the west irrc ?
>>
>>77984917
yeah, google it if need be. Bonus points if you cuck England out of Scotland/Wales/Cornwall
>>
>>77985161
Alright, i will make this my games goal.

Also, i don't have the latest DLC, the Mare Nostrum is worth getting ? Does it improve much (i've read the changelog but i can't figure if its big impact on gameplay or not.)
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>>77985339
Makes it dumber, leave it be for a while.
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>>77985515
Thanks
>>
>>77925567
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x/wiki/Frequently-Asked-Questions#connection-errors
>In some cases, turning off the Show Upload Progress option may help with connection errors. If you are in Russia and have been having connection errors recently, try this.
>>
>>77979641
Enjoy your hashish, you've earned it.
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