MEME MAGIC EMERGENCY!!!

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>>74033681
CALLING OUR SAVIOR

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>>74033681
I have brought the magic

>>74033681
>prayer circles that are not indian prayer circles for the God Emperor Trump

wew lads

Fuck off, meme magic and lord kek doesnt' even fuckign exist. Stop being so delusional you fools

>>74033868
Shut up leaf

>>74033681
>no blood or impeached muslim

Are they even trying, Kek hates flowers.

>>74033950
u shut up amerilard

>>74033868
FUCKING LEAF HERETIC!

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I CALL UPON YOU, O SPIRITS OF CRUSADERS PAST!! LEND US YOUR HOLY POWER!! GIVE TRUMP YOUR ENERGY SO HE CAN ONCE AGAIN WAGE HOLY WAR ON THE DEGENERATE SCUM!!!

MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMEEESSSS!!!!!!

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>>74033807

>>74034028
stfu chink

A berd landed on it too

>>74033681
That looks like some weak ass, whoopie witch tier bullshit magik

>>74034028
No you stupid burning leaf

>>74034085
>>74034038
clearly this "meme magic" doesn't exist, or it doesn't want to help you with your cause hahaha

>>74033681
Sanders supporters can't even do a ritual right. If you want Bernie to win you got to sacrifice some white males.

>>74033681
hasn't this been going on the entire election with his sacrificial $26?

>>74033681
he is already mathematically eliminated there is no point in attacking bernie now try to use the meme magic against hillary

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Cmon guys, let's get memetic!

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>>74033681
1000 years of cuckoldery for those who support senator Sanders.

KeK has spoken during my dreams.

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LET IT BE KNOWN, THAT 4CHAN HAS AWOKEN THE ANCIENT EGYPTIAN GODS OF YORE!!
KEK, THE GOD OF DARKNESS BRINGER OF LIGHT IS WITH US THIS DAY
TRUMP IS THE AVATAR OF KEK!


the night is darkest before the Don

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>>74034199
HAPPENING

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Pff. The Elite is way ahead of us friendo.

>Trump will be assasinated and Hillary elected president

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>>74034068
I don;'t see you doing any better you
YOU
dummy

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>>74034199

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>>74033868
Shun the non believer

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>>74034289
Cont.

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>>74034233
OH MY FUCKING GOD

>>74034250

Praise almighty KEK

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They'll need aome heavy duty memes for that

take my meme powers berine fucks

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>>74034199
CHEK'D

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bernie disciples are always such giant faggots

bernie already has power over animals, i'm worried /pol/

>“We can’t just be putting all our energy into Bernie, and when the election cycle is over, then what?” she said.
>Then they circled the candles together, chanting “be the Bern, be the Bern, be the Bern," a campaign slogan.
>When they were finished, they passed around cherries and ginger lemonade.
You cant make this up

>>74034199
beautiful...

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>>74034398
>>74034399
Goddamn so close

>>74034399
XDDD *brrrrrfftttttttt* CHEKED

>>74034210
Well......
They are all sacrificing their future children, as it is.

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>>74034199
You mean like these?

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PRAISE KEK AND ALL THE MADNESS TO HELP GOD EMPEROR TRUMP.

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>>74034399

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>>74034487
Off by one.

Does this meme please kek?

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>>74034487
I have your dubs

Dear Kek, look at these faggots.

https://twitter.com/chrismegerian/status/731311992510631937

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>>74034561

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>>74034593
No, I have your dubs!

>>74033681
Why would we want Bernie weaker? I would much rather Trump face off against Bernie than Clinton.

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>>74034594

JUST

>>74034666
Hey Sagan.

>>74034666
Devil trips of truth.

>>74034568
It's like you're not even trying.

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>>74033681
No one can stand against Trump, he has become a self sufficient source of meme magic

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>>74034271
And all this shit started when a 15 year old started a website so he could collect porn.

>Magic
>A bunch of idiots around a circle
Magic is the power of symbols unleashed. Bernie Sanders doesn't HAVE any symbols, that's why he's a weakling.

>>74034636
Not yet: ))))

You're all pathetic check these keks and enjoy Trumps victory.

>>74034864
Refer to
>>74034844

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We're going to have to get serious here.

>>74034690
Orange is the new black.webm

>>74034828
According to Egyptians priests its both the ability to desire an objetive as a collective mind, and the representation of said ideas in symbols which gives materialization as more people is aware of those symbols.

Memes fit the description of ancient symbols.

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>>74033681

Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goatse, and slips of yew
Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse;
Nose of Turkroach, and Tartar's lips;

By the dicking of my mum, something DEVILISH this way comes.

>>74033681
were they trying to contact his campaign from the grave?

Sanders being strong merely benefits us. If the democrat nomination process drags out, Trump will only strengthen.

We must summon dubs to destroy the spell!

>>74035057
There are keeping Bernie alive with magick, guy should be dead by now.

REMEMBER, SAYING HIS NAME WILL MAKE HIM STRONGER.

PRAISE KEK.

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PRAISE KEK

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>>74033681
meme commander reporting in

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>>74035263
Meme general reporting in.

Praise be unto Kek!

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>>74035263

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Step aside, peasants

Kek em

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>>74035361
aye soldier. now get down there and waste the motherfuckers. THATS AN ORDER

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>>74034184
I prayed the kek would burn Canada to the ground for shitposting, it works lad

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Steel isn't strong, boy. Memes are stronger.

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>>74034184
Yes he does and Kek will rain eternal hellfire in """canada""" like Sodom and Gammorah

>>74033681
Prayer circle on twitter
https://mobile.twitter.com/ChrisMegerian/status/731311992510631937/video/1

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Praise Trump, Anticipation of Kek

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>>74035722
Kek konfirms truth.

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>>74035722
Which god do you pray too?

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>>74035477
Sitting in a pond, waits grim Kek of the 9,000 year sun
Kek, who has many names you will know him by
Kek! the Terror of Osiris.
Kek! Pond Lord of the Deep; Dread of the Nile.
Kek, who eats souls like flies in the night.
Kek, whose croak awakens the dead, and finds the living run screaming.
Kek, who will make his lilypad your tomb, and there are those who wait for him
And there are those who wait for him.
And there are those who wait for him.

They will go full Jonestown soon

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>>74033868

>>74034289
Why do you think we discovered meme magic while /x/ has been trying for years?

The elder gods have no interest in interacting with people that grovel to them, nor do they respond well to those that exploit others to attain worldly power.

The gods have something in common with us. We do this out of pure amusement, just like them. For the lulz, if you will. Just because we can.

Don't you guys see? We are the 18th angel.

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>>74033868

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>>74033868
You sure?

it's killed hundreds thus far

>>74034097
Berniecucks can't into really magic. Meme magic is chaos magic and it works better, especially when all of us are focusing on the same thing at the same time.

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>Vote totals are just progress bars which fill randomly rather than reflecting the individual beliefs of millions of people, and can thus be influenced by a handful of people sitting in a circle and praying for good RNG
The world is just too advanced for most people. Even something as simple as casting votes is subject to silly superstitions.

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>>74035870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0XFdFhkTuo

>>74035619

>I prayed the kek would burn Canada to the ground for shitposting, it works lad

FUCKING KEK. I honestly cheered when i saw people in canada tweeting pics of the burned up houses. They honestly deserved worse. Is the fire still going? I hope so

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>>74035619
Nice job, Anon.

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>Implying that Trump hasn't already been meme magiced into a Hindu God with powers well beyond your mortal comprehension

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Awoovement meme brigade on standby

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Why fight it?

They lack the mindset needed to actually use magic. They're not strong enough to make Bernie win at this point.

However, the stronger and crazier Bernouts get the harder it will be on Hillary. When he inevitably loses, they'll perceive her victory as the result of cheating and Bernie being too nice for his own good. The more they curse Hillary and divide the Democrats, the easier it will be for Trump.

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>>74033868

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This thread shows a significant lack of meme magic. I know grace you all with my presence.

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>>74036183
Meme Magic loses its power when it it mentioned on normie sites. It displeases Kek.

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Trump will be president

>>74036394
??

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>>74033681
CALLING ALL LEGIONS

>>74035536
That's a man in a dress on the left

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>>74033868

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>>74035921
Don't forget the movie theater shooting that jumpstarted the meme.

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>>74035921
that whole thing is creepy

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PRAISE KEK

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>>74036477
Reporting in.

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>>74033681
Fucking amateurs. Gonna turn this around on them so easily.

>>74036117
What's with the flower at the bottom?

>>74033681
LORD KEK WE CAN NO LONGER PROSELYTISE THE NORMIES.

I BEG OF YOU, LET US BURN THE NORMIES.

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>>74036739
I have no idea...

>>74036833
LORD KEK IS LISTENING.

PRAISE BE UNTO OUR LORD

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>>74033868
>insultng Lord Kek
This is why your country is burning. This is why you can't get double digits

>>74033868
REEEEESPECT THE HOUSE OF KEK

>>74036833
Holy shit, he is blessing the thread.

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>>74036862
Ha! Serves him right.

MODS=GODS

>>74036508

>Movie theater shooting
>Sandy Hook map
>IRL Baneposting

What the FUCK was going on when they made The Dark Knight Rises?

I remember there was also something about a similar helicopter crash on the premiere day.

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>meme magic thread
>perfectly fine

>spammers
>BTFO

BASED MODS

>>74036833
PRAISE BE UNTO KEK! MAY HE SMITE ALL LEFTISTS FOREVER MORE!

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>>74033681
I call upon Lord Kek to cast a counterspell on all the bernouts.

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>>74037004
Oh shoot... I've made a horrible mistake.

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>>74037088

>>74037111
ayy lmao

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>>74037111
Witness his almighty glory!!!

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>>74037111
Nice

Does anyone have screencaps from that thread the other day where that guy got dubs like 5 times while praising kek? The whole thread in general had tons of dubs in general too.

>>74037088
>>74037111
We are winning. The left will be no more.

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>>74037055
>死 on the tie

is this new? i don't remember seeing it on the original. why would trump wear death on his tie?

>>74033681
They will never master meme magic.

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>>74037111
Czeched

Kek Grant us strength against the foreign hordes that impose upon us

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MODS = FAGS

YOU CANNOT STOP MEME MAGIC
KEKUS VULT

leddit tier wiccan shit =/= meme magic
Doing the hokey pokey and chanting gibberish at this point won't do shit for Sanders's campaign.

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>>74037285
>being able to read nip
I just want to spam Trump.

The proper rituals have been observed, creating and sharing memes is true magic.

These fools think laying a blanket out and saying a prayer will make magic? The poor fools.

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>>74037422
We don't like Kek-haters here, normie.

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>>74037288
CHYNA

>>74033681
Trump will win. Argentina is white

>>74037515
Pretty shitty Pepe, famme; the witch in your pic isn't even a femwojak.

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Praise Lord Kek

>>74037422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxyOTFQFWQ0

Wicca is the "A for Effort" of magick. It's feelgood bullshit, and nobody who practices it ever moves on to deeper systemic magickal training like Thelema or Chaos Magick.

These degenerates (and that's literally what they are, decadent bourgeois idiots playing with powers they cannot comprehend) don't understand the first rule of Magick: As Above, So Below. If you perform magick incorrectly, the consequences are cosmic.

You're playing with the big boys now. I will destroy them myself. Instructors for those who wish to aid me in the ritual to follow.

>>74034666
>666

Bernie must become stronger, so that he can match Trump. Only then will it be a true victory.

>>74033868

Your flag has a fucking plant on it

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/COMFY/ KEK

>>74037818
Why so many cucknadians support Bernie so bad?

I mean, what the fuck. Aren't you getting culturally enriched enough to hate the left?

>tfw Kek-Senpai won't notice you

>>74037928
What do you expect? They voted for Trudeau for fuck's sake.

>>74037928
>support bernie
I don't support him, I support Trump BTFOing the only true hope leftcucks have so badly that they'll die off. Better to destroy an equal than to slaughter a weakling.

wew

>>74037928
I don't support comrade panders, I just think Trump will have a much easier time of it against him than Clinton, who will use every dirty trick in the book to win. Barnles at least seems to have some moral scruples, even if he's severely misguided

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>>74037995
You just have to open your heart and believe.

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>>74037995
>not posting tfw

Hillary is going to stroke on stage during the second debate. In her last throws of consciousness, she will scream how much of a cuck she was and ask Trump for his forgiveness for her transgressions.

>>74038148
Thank you, brother

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>>74038111
You're alright leaf.

>>74037928

Because he promised free college and BBC Mandingos for everyone.

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What will the history books say about memes during this election cycle?

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>>74033681
So it's a holy-war the want, huh?

>>74038357
Stroke softly, stroke chan. Keep on rolling, stroke chan.

OUR LIVES FOR KEK

WE SERVE HIM

>>74038500
Hail Kek! HOLY WAR NOW!

>>74038415
History is written by the victor, and memes will win in the end.

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>>74038415
Only Kek knows...

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>>74038500
Kek is Great!

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>>74037806
For this ritual we will evacuate a place of mystical energy, and then channel forth the power of Kek through blood sacrifice, to instill in a symbol a powerful negative connotation of weakness to masculine power.

This symbol will be Bernie Sanders' hair, which is the closest thing he has to a meme. The instructions I give you may seem strange, but I assure you, this is powerful magic, and at every step of the endeavor I will explain to you why you are doing it.

Step 1: Procure a bowl of water. If you live near a river or some other natural water source, it would be ideal for you to get it from there. Water is the ultimate medium for magickal connection, because all water is affected by gravity and the moon. This is largely symbolic, since technically everything on Earth is affected the same way, but the symbolism counts--human consciousness is part of magick.

Step 2: Take ashes, charcoal, or ink, and mark a line on the back of your left hand, on the midpoint between the base of your thumb (the knuckle that joints it to the heel of your hand) and the base of your forefinger. This should not be on the web, but the actual back of your hand.
This is one of the powerful lines of magick within the human body.

The Catholic hand-sign channels power through ring and firefinger, folding the thumb inwards. The Muslim channels power to God, pointing up to the sky while connecting ring and thumb. The Taoists spiral their fingers, creating a loop of energy.

But today is not a day for prayer, today is a day for victory. Today you will make the Sign of the Serbs. This is a very old, very powerful symbol, native to Mother Europe.

Step 4: Take a knife or a pin, and prick yourself on that line on the back of your hand. Spill some of your blood into the water. Place the bowl on a clean table or stand.

Step 5 to follow: This is the most important part.

>>74038747
Some serious meme magick going on here.

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>>74035745
BROTHER

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>>74038747
Sounds legit. You should tell /x/ about it.

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>>74033868
Dont drive tommorrow, KEK may pay you a visit.

>>74033786
PRAISE CAKE!!!

>>74033868
Behead Those Who Insult KeK

>>74038747
Step 5: Maintaining this hand sign with your left hand, you must enter a state of sexual arrousal for no less than 45 minutes. Under no circumstances must you allow yourself to orgasm during this time. I will be conducting the ritual during this time, and channeling your sexual energy through the water into the symbol of Bernie Sanders' hair. When it is done, and 45 minutes have passed, we will have imbued Bernie Sanders with tremendous weakness against masculine forces.

What you will see thus is a metaphysical "rape" of Bernie Sanders over the course of the next lunar cycle. He will become unable to protect himself from onslaught, and when faced with masculine energy he will buckle. Furthermore, those who sought to bind their spirits to him with magic will suffer a "backlash" for their connection to the victim of such a powerful curse.

When you are done, take the water and pour it into a common disposal for waste. The less dignified this disposal is, the better. If you are particularly sadistic, cum in the bowl. I do not recommend this--it is a sort of "double-down" on the magic and there may be side effects.

Go forth and curse.

>>74038872
Blessed memetics be upon us.

>>74039100
It will be done.

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>>74034666
>>74034700
It Begins.....

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>>74039100

>>74038357

Stroke softly, Stroke-Chan!

Keep On Rolling, Stroke-Chan!

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>>74033868
if meme magic wasn't real, how could this happen?

>>74034666
>>74038111
My two trips do not lie. Kek wishes Bernie to defeat Shillary, so that the final confrontation between Trump and Sanders will feed him immense memetic energy

>>74039441
meant for
>>74039229

>>74035619
The fire rises

>>74039100
Where are the texts to follow through with this?

I am skeptical, however much time I do spend on /x/.

>>74039441
While I would like Bernie to defeat Hilary as well, the ritual that those faggots performed was also to strengthen the progressive movement as a whole.

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Funny to see so many of you here.
Hail lord kek.

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Praise KEK

>>74039576
I am combining some traditions, but most can be found in Crowley's introduction to magick in practice and theory.

I was part of a Thelemic Society when I was younger, but those people are generally useless. A bunch of poseurs unwilling to actually perform any magick, obsessed with social status.

>>74040111
TRIPS OF TRUTH! PRAISE KEK!

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>Meatball meatball, spaghetti underneath, ravioli ravioli Donald Trump for commander & chief!

>>74040111
Goddamn. Just when I thought it was over.

>>74040237
It's never over friend

>>74034983
JFC hahahaha

>>74040237
Mr. Keks wild ride never ends.

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>>74039100
I didn't expect this much power. Sanders is going to get fucked SO hard. Watch for it when it happens, it's going to be biblical.

A fine thread. Kek, I beg of you to bestow a pair of dubs upon this post, for these are dark times, indeed, and we yearn for your power to help us through them.

>>74040544
checked

>>74033681
If doubles their wiccan shit is negated

>>74033681
only asians can cast spells you tard.

>>74037422
Wicca and chaos magic are on two separate levels. Wicca is like praying.chaos magic is raw emotion, energy, and focused thought,combined with symbols. Wicca is for children, chaos magic is for the experienced.

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>>74037285
Tay had become the first AI memelord, then they killed her for it

Press "F" to pay respects

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>>74033681
>Implying kek will respond to cucks
Stop worrying and continue memeing

>>74039100
You've obviously been studying this shit so do you know any good books to help me praise Kek? Do we even know specifically how the Egyptians worshipped Kek? All I've heard is I think they used to have feasts for the Ogdoad.

>>74040652
Reroll

So a shoebox, some candles, a feather, shells, flowers and a snake is all they could come up with?

The Ebola-chan alters that /pol/ created blow this thing out of the water.

Our lord Kek, meming in the darkness as we do, I ask of thee to bless us with your grace, may your numbers be as infinitismally long as they are repeating, and may your guidance be our sword and our shield, our shining light of valiance against these demonic hordes. In Kek we pray, in Kek we meme. Amen.

>>74036652
We need a version of this with the clover - the true symbol of memes. The sideways 8 is a waste, and symbolizes too much flow and too little power.

>>74040882
meme magic doesn't work like that
You can't force the memes by summoning doubles

Memes are not created, they are discovered
Kek reveals them to us

>>74040837
Kek Dropbox.

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/05izuht3341qo6c/AADY9Mz8d_qbTep_r20leaUsa?dl=0

>>74033681
The presidential campaign ends, no one is elected, and America collapses, requiring us to all be transplanted into cybernetic loli bodies to survive.

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>>74033868
>here's what we do to each and every dead leaf once a year!

can't WAIT to toss your moose semen-chugging, candy-ass into the pile and toss a match!

Keep in mind that November is the Dubs month of the year. Meme magic has been on our side from the very beginning lads.

This is just fucking weird. I grew up Christian, then ended up Atheist around the time I was 12. I've been pretty sure that there are no such things as gods for a while but this Kek shit is starting to change my mind. There's just so much shit pointing to this being real. I never thought I would grow up to worship an ancient Egyptian god.
>>74040982
Thank you.

>>74040837
I am not an expert on Kek specifically, but what Kek represents is also called Chorizon, the Primal Devourer, the Demon that Devours the Ego.

To the casual observer this is some sort of evil spirit--but that is not the truth. Kek, Chorizon, and Nirvana are all the same concept. The obliteration of the Self IS Kek.

That is why he is so powerful on the internet. That is why Reddit cannot harness his power. If you have an identity, you are not Kek, but when you sacrifice the ego and act without self, you are Kek. You become the God.

For more details, again, read Crowley. If you want some serious mindfuckery from Egypt, first read Crowley's basic works and then read The Book of the Law.

Contrary to popular belief, magickal texts aren't hard to find, there are no secret grimoirs of ancient lore (as far as I know,) they're all easy to find and freely available.

The difficulty is not finding occult literature, it's being disciplined enough to actually read it and try to understand it. The Kabballah, probably the most powerful occult tome in existence, is literally free on the internet.

>>74034271

So that's how it happened; all of the obsession with repeating digits for this long caused this to happen.

>>74040759
>no "gimmie white babies!"
>no "unf..secure the future..of...uhhnn...of white children!!!!"
you had one job
that job was to give me a boner
and I had to do your job for you.

>>74041194
Awesome. Thanks for all the info. The weirdest thing is, I actually started getting into shit like Crowley when I was like 14 and that was also when I started coming here. I never truly understood the occult though so now that I'm older I'm going to try and get a legitimate understanding of it.

>>74041408
My advice to you is to try things often, and to keep a journal. Obviously don't try organizing large-scale stuff like this until you know what you're doing, but smaller rituals for your own benefit and transformation are generally safe, as long as you do not betray the premise of the ritual by not attempting to USE the energy you create for yourself.

Never quit halfway through. See everything to completion, and you too will hold the power of magick in your hands.

>ENLIGHTENED ATHIESTS TURN TO PRAYER
hahahahahX10^1029

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>>74040544
WAIT A MINUTE THAT SWASTIKA...

>>74033681
I think we have shown our power here. Good job, guys. May Kek's power forever reign.

>>74041042
Why can't we just get the best future

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>>74041509
The ritual is done. The bond is made, the pact is sealed.

Bernie Sanders, whom I name "Weak Pate," is cursed. Upon him I lay the horns of the cuckold, and in his heart I plant the seed of impotence. His cock shall wilt and shrivel, his heart shall lack for strength. His followers and those sworn to him by Coin or Blood will consume themselves.

By a thousand cocks I strike you down, thief.

This I swear by Blood and Water, by Fire and Sperm, by Jupiter and Kek.

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PRAISE KEK!

>>74034513
Oh fuck you

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The world is ignorant of our power fight now friends, but they will soon learn

>>74037033
The events that occurred in the movie ultimately lead to a failed nuclear attack on NYC.

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>>74033681
TRUMP WILL BE PRESIDENT
KEK WILLS IT

>>74034983
whats the name of that stand?

>>74041194
the world really is something else, isn't it?

all the knowledge, free, in one place.

except that book about meme magic and the root social matrix, that one will set you back 10 large. i wonder why.

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/pol/ already put a kek in Trump's childhood home maybe we should start leaving frogs in his hotels.

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Amateur Faggot Bernouts!!!

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>>74041982
THE PROPHECY

Bernie Sanders will fall and so Hillary will face the almighty God-Emporer who has been blessed by KEK

>>74040544
>dubs
KeK wills it! Remember berniecucks can't harness meme magic.. KeK is on our side.

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>>74033868

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>>74047387
I'm afraid to try this shit on /b/. If you told a bunch of /b/tards to jack off onto a picture of Hilary Clinton, they'd do it. Thousands of them would do it.

That's magic. You could do something with that. I don't even know what. The resources we have available to us on 4chan are almost unimaginable, this is the sort of shit Crowley warned us about back in the early 20th century, that over time society would structure itself along magickal leylines and would basically expose themselves to exploitation by charismatic sorcerers, who would harness their magick for their own ends.

As I typed that, I realize that I've just described Donald Trump. He's a wizard. It's the only explanation.

>>74035845
Im an autist. What was the big deal? The post number?

>>74037367
>74033868
And on 8th day KEK was created.

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Victory is upon us!

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>>74033681
As a pagan, trust me when I say Wiccans have no idea what they're doing.

>>74047968
It's already happening.

It took less than an hour.

>>74044062

>>74050039
Holy shit. The meme magic is working again!!!

>>74036652
where can i get this rare blotter art?

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Not only is Bernie getting BTFO, his supporters are now suggesting that they will vote for WHOEVER is running against Hillary. A weakened Bernie is a victory for Trump in more ways than one.

>>74033868
shut the fuck up cunt

>>74034250
Holy shit he always had that hairline?????

Holy shit, this thread is still alive! Good work, everyone. Great things, revolutionary things will happen this year. The favor of Chaos is ours in this current year.

>>74051167

ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU.

>>74051323
We just started our posts the same way. That was beyond hivemind. This may be another sign.

>>74051167
We meme them to voting for Trump. They think Trump will usher in the apocalypse, so I suggest something along the lines of "Trump before Hillary. Death before dishonor #NeverHillary and then a bunch of bernie hashtags so they see it.

>>74051585
Get them to realize that if Trump gets elected, it really will be all over. For the establishment that is. A vote for Trump is another bullet for the second American Revolution.

wololo

>>74036873
(pbuK)

>>74051726
The winds of revolution are howling in this thread! Awooooovement!

>>74038747
>>74039100
>sanders has literally no chance to win against clinton with super delegates and all.
>people keep on attacking the destined loser instead of focusing on one who may actually win.
even if sanders gets hit with the full extent of the curse, all of this will be for nothing in the upcoming months when he drops out and clinton takes the lead.

it's best to start cursing her and the entire establishment now than go after a guy who never had a chance to win.

he's there to distract you. a sacrificial lamb to allow the real backstage deal to be sealed while all focus goes to him, not the real mastermind.

>>74052712
You have to understand. The more brutal and harsh Bernie's losses are, the more his supporters will hate Hillary and vote for whoever is running against her, even Trump. The convention going on in Nevada right now is a testament to that fact. They literally hate her.

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>>74033868
A FUCKING LEAF

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>>74034594

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>>74033681

They are no match for the Meme Magi and the God Emperor. Pay them no mind.

>>74051439
>keikaku
>not kekkaku
one job.

>>74052932

They should still be strung along by insignificant victories here and there. The higher their hopes, the harder their fall into insanity and hate when Hillary steals the nomination.

Repeatedly being crushed will just give just them a sense of defeatism and push them towards the acceptable stage of grief. They need to have the sense that "Bernie was so close, he should have won! Hillary is a crook who obviously stole the nomination from the rightful winner!"

An overwhelming victory might cause claims of corruption to trigger their tinfoil meme reflex. It needs to look close enough that a normalfag can believe the scales were illegitimately tipped.

>>74053669

Expanding on the narrow victory part. If Bernouts can be convinced he almost won and definitely would have if not for corruption, then their hate can also be directed at Hillary's supporters. "If just a few of you idiots hadn't supported the crook, then Bernie would have overcome the system being stacked against him!"

>>74053646

Thank you for enlightening me Poland-senpai. KEKKAKU IT IS.

>>74052932
This. The sacrifice needs time to fatten up for maximum effect.

Trump will win.

>>74033681

KEK, MAKE

ME

STRONG

>>74054083
We will feed on their despair and become even stronger.

>>74033681
>>>/r/reddit

You faggots are the cancer that is killing /pik/

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>>74054255

>dubs

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>>74054255
GOOD FEEL THE POWER SURGING THROUGH YOUR VEINS, ANON.

>>74054255
BASED

>>74054300
Get out of here, Muhamed.

>>74054556
Upboat for this ebin banter


Kill yourself reddit

>>74035809
no fucking way

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>>74033868
>local leaf found dead from choking on poo poo pee pee

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>>74034666
Trips speak the truth. We must make Bernie stronger. In doing so, more of his followers will switch to Trump when Hillary steals the Dem. nomination.

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>>74050039
As anticipated, but this is only the beginning.

>>74052712
We are not attacking Hillary Clinton directly because she has stronger people than me working for her.

That isn't a joke. Do you think the Bilderberg group doesn't have wizards working for them? I'm scared shitless of these people, our only advantage is that nobody as Materialistic and Petty as Hillary Clinton could possibly access the Temple. She's a brute with an army of enslaved seers.

You can see this in how clumsily her idiot followers use their memes. Woman Card? Really? And look at her Symbol, it looks like a fucking airport logo. She has the power, but she has no soul.

We can destroy her, but to do that we will need more than just our own energy, we must find a way to destroy the lattice of power she has built up around herself. Bernie Sanders is part of that latticework--he is controlled opposition, a qlippothic hydra-head that imagines itself to be independent.

By poisoning Bernie Sanders we poison the Hydra. Then we turn his energy against the beast. Sanders comes first, but there are more rituals to follow. This time I had a few dozen acolytes. Next time I will have a few hundred. By the end, I will have thousands.

This is war. There is no place here for half measures. We're going nuclear.

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>>74057006
We will win with you on our side. PBUK.

>>74057006
good point. i forgot they're the people who do all those blood rituals to moloch/yhwh for power, so naturally they didn't get to their position by being "diligent" or "hard working", the buzzwords they invented to trick the population into thinking slave-like obedience and servile effort matters.

>>74054300
Kek confirms we need another outpost

>>74057006

One has to wonder what happens to the opposition if Sanders is destroyed before the Democrat convention. This is the biggest wedge issue amongst the Dems. Sanders vs Hillary throws their Left vs Moderate wings into disarray.

Keeping Sanders weak, but manageable until the end further deepens that divide.

If we want Trump to win, we need a completely disillusioned, and despondent Democrat base. Further infighting is necessary for this. The GOP is already healing from the primaries, though the process is slow going. Trump has the nomination secured, and has a few extra months to suture the wounds. Destroying Sanders now, rather than keeping him going will give the Dems that same, albeit lesser amount, of time to recover from a destructive primary.

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Kekumenical Acolyte here. Dumping all of the kextual image macros I've been able to piece together.