TRUMP GENERAL - TRUMP SELFIES EDITION

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>USA Anthem (Freedom Girls)
https://youtu.be/j07HPFlbsPk
>Trump reading "The Snake" lyrics
https://youtu.be/V-NaN1ujo_0

>Trump vs Maher 2014
https://youtu.be/vuP1e0RNF-0
>Mika BTFO of huffpost
https://youtu.be/VyN_C14Ef-w
>Davi: Trump is the last hope for America
https://youtu.be/1eQRShYbQXI
>Trump - I am angry!
https://youtu.be/v2dNzmaekmU
>Morning Joe amazed by Trump rally
https://youtu.be/9Yri0nLgIJQ
>Trump "I embrace NY values"
https://youtu.be/64dRcXLqxec
https://youtu.be/Xv5hFkExohw

>Katrina on Dobbs 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/7pzc2967YDI
>Eric Trump on FBN 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/jmsGEw11Uwg
>Trump on MSNBC 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/wL4g5Zn9htk
>Fox&Friends 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/HVz-PLXJobw

>Black American stands up for Trump
https://youtu.be/VEe4GRqXx7Y
>Why Trump Will Be Next US President
https://youtu.be/kMXb60iQ_aM
>Louis Farrakan agrees with Trump on rapefugees
https://youtu.be/6qROJZcQpac

>Trump's appeal to evangelicals is real
https://archive.is/TuXif
>Byron York interview 1/13/16
https://archive.is/xx3Mg
>Like Ronald Reagan, I would inspire more voters.
https://archive.is/LB2lw
>Trump is getting stronger
https://archive.is/w5vOE

>Birther Issue could actually cost Cruz Iowa
https://archive.is/tPHEQ
>Trump, the Antifragile
https://archive.is/zE9WJ
>Stallone: I love Donald Trump
https://archive.is/QkPNw
>Time magazine: Donald Trump's Art of the Steal
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/media/donald-trumps-art-of-the-steal

>Trump Rises
https://youtu.be/F6q2dV3nOuI
>CANT STUMP THE TRUMP V11 - NO COATS EDITION
https://youtu.be/2Y_4aa8vhXw
>Trump Supporter video - Ep 1 - "Trump vs the Liberal Media"
https://youtu.be/pg22rjzYo4w
>Trump Supporter Video - EP 2 - "The Return to Greatness"
https://youtu.be/cr_fiq8dXhU
>Trump Supporter Video - EP 3 "The Real Donald Trump Story"
https://youtu.be/LmWOOrwDUug

>Scott Adams' Blog
http://blog.dilbert.com

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DAILY REMINDER:

>CHECK THE SCHEDULE FOR REGISTRATION/PRIMARY DATES:
http://pastebin.com/QfU3TZSP
http://www.uselections.com/uselections/

DEADLINES TO REGISTER
http://www.diamondandsilkinc.com/deadline-to-switch-/register/

ABSENTEE BALLOT INFORMATION
http://www.longdistancevoter.org/forms#.VpU-muw8LCQ

IF YOU SUPPORT TRUMP, YOU NEED TO REGISTER TO VOTE AS A REPUBLICAN UNLESS YOUR STATE HAS AN OPEN PRIMARY
PARTY REGISTRATION DEADLINES VARY FROM STATE TO STATE.
IN ORDER TO PROPEL DONALD TRUMP INTO THE GENERAL ELECTION WE NEED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE CAUCUSES AND PRIMARIES.

LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!

AMERICA WILL BE GREAT AGAIN!

DONALD J TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT 2016!

>REGISTER TO VOTE
https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote
>HERES HOW TO REGISTER AS A REPUBLICAN
https://www.register.gop

>For more information about when your state's primary or caucus is scheduled:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_Party_presidential_primaries,_2016#Schedule_of_primaries_and_caucuses

>State election deadlines to register/vote
https://www.usvotefoundation.org/vote/state-elections/state-election-dates-deadlines.htm

Other election info per state:
https://ballotpedia.org/Elections

>Primary Elections Explained
https://youtu.be/_95I_1rZiIs

>How to caucus in Iowa
https://youtu.be/thi56OCkduA

POST OC, NEWS, LINKS, VIDS, AND TRUMP TALK!
LET'S MAKE AMERICA (AND /pol/) GREAT AGAIN!

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>Donald Trump Presidential Announcement (w/intro by Ivanka Trump)
https://youtu.be/q_q61B-DyPk

Official site: https://www.donaldjtrump.com/
Candidate Positions https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions
Complete timeline of all of Trump's speeches and media appearances: http://trumpshow.info/

>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
https://youtu.be/1FJ6WYtLgbo
>Donald Trump Man Against Time
https://youtu.be/pGvPqdK8-mw
>Donald Trump's Christmas Book
https://youtu.be/bJecWvOTIT8
>The Savior of America
https://youtu.be/sjRckVN-6v4
>THIS IS A MOVEMENT
https://youtu.be/hbZoakVU2uo
>LEADERSHIP
https://youtu.be/TChKCN6SwQ4
>Trump's Make America Great Again
https://youtu.be/nKqCEuv5c6M
>TREMENDOUS POTENTIAL
https://youtu.be/4osI1p8-kG8

>TRUMP ADS
https://youtu.be/EttkeFlYV-Q (TV #1)
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/media/our-country-tv-spot (TV #2)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAPvZ-1GhbP/ (Hillary and her friends)
https://www.instagram.com/p/_FN2L3GhZi/ (Yeb supports Trump)
https://www.instagram.com/p/-bz5HWGhXZ/ (hillary cackles)
https://www.instagram.com/p/80rWSdGhT0/ (bernie the cuck)
https://www.instagram.com/p/75cfHhGhUv/ (yeb act of love)

>Making of Trump: Donald Trump's Quest for Power
https://youtu.be/kW7LCn5it-0
>Meet the Trumps 20/20 special
https://youtu.be/QzNefzeEDbc
>Mr Trump's 757
https://youtu.be/UZq3iCn2y74
>Trump on Citizen Kane
https://youtu.be/upC8pX3RY0A
>Donald Trump's Top 10 Rules for Success
https://youtu.be/izDpwadR6jA
>Donald Trump on Economic Recovery (1991)
https://youtu.be/Rksd80-FCAw
>25+ yr old interview with Trump
https://youtu.be/jbzTyhIv2B8
>Lifestory of Billionaire Donald Trump
https://youtu.be/Vo4IzHEIeJo

>DONALD TRUMP - NEVER NEVER NEVER GIVE UP
https://youtu.be/qPOvePioFF0

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANOUNCEMENT: IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE VOTING, YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND HOW THE ELECTIONS WORK. I SUGGEST WATCHING THESE VIDEOS IF YOU AREN'T FARMILIAR WITH THE DETAILS OF OUR SYSTEM:

>HOW THE ELECTION WORKS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUS9mM8Xbbw

>HOW PRE-ELECTIONS (PRIMARIES) WORK:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_95I_1rZiIs

EXTRA EXTRA
GLENN STUMPED AGAIN

Will the retarded Canuck saying he isn't a Canuck and is the foremost Expert on Trump please post so I can filter your autistic ass?

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>>61218862
Reminder to spread this image.

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IT'S OVER

CRUZ IS DEAD

THE BLAZE IS FINISHED

GLENN BECK IS A HACK

POST IT ON YOUR GEOCITIES WEBSITE

>>61218728

The american election system is fucking retarded
you need to be a registered member of that party to vote for someone on that party?

>>61218946
not in the general presidential election

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Cruz is an old linetrap.

>>61218946
Primaries aren't covered by anything in the Constitution. We weren't meant for them.

>>61218946
Depends on the state. The USA is the United States of America. We're more like the EU with each state being a different "country" than you think.

>>61218669
>>61218671
You people are the worst idiots. I'm literally the most absolute trumpfag out there, I'd beat up opponents at rallies wearing a goldshirt if I was allowed to.

But Trump will not get Iowa, SC, and the SEC if he gets outright union endorsements. These are best saved for later, especially after July 18 so he can get maximum earned media with it and BTFO the Democrats.

If the Teamsters came out for Trump right now here's what would happen: massive deflation with the hardcore conservatives, many of which are on the Trump team in Iowa, and a huge loss of momentum in the SEC which he absolutely NEEDS to secure if he is to stump Rubio when everyone else drops out.

Get smart idiots.

>>61218946
That's only if your state has a 'closed primary'. If it's an open primary, you're allowed to cast a vote for another party's nominee.

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>ywn spend your childhood in Trump's America

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WHY DOES THE CRUZ WEAR EYELINER?

IF I REMOVE THE MASK WILL IT EXFOLIATE?

>>61219039
See >>61218906


Thanks for the ID faggot, into the filter you go shill.

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/kpop/ for trump

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>>61217571
>mfw Trump causing the death of evil people are making femanons wet

>>61218946
It is possible to split the ticket.

>>61218924

Lol he writes for the blaze?? Sounds about right, that's national inquirer tier right there.

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>I finally understand, Donald

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>>61219023
>Cruz moonlights as Bailey Jay

>>61219098
Your loss, buddy. I'm literally on the Trump train, and you're just a faggot just because you didn't like what I said.

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>>61219082
We're gonna make it Great Again for them. For the babbies.

Imagine growing up in a world where there has always been a wall.

>>61219039
I agree desu, the Teamsters and other Unions should at least wait until after Super/Mini Tuesday.

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>>61219082
>Trump will be the first candidate you ever vote for

>>61219099
>kpop
>not jpop
Stump yourself.

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>tfw caucusing in Story County for Trump

Where my Iowafags at?

>>61219167
He owns the blaze.

>>61219201
Tell that to the other faggot who won't listen and is so quick on the filter. Fuck these people piss me off.

>>61218915
>>61218924
Send to Trump and Scavino STAT!

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Glenn Beck is trying to slander Trump using a fake tweet: https://twitter.com/glennbeck/status/688487748710211585

go rip him a new asshole

>>61219167
Pretty sure he founded the blaze.

>>61219267
Corey and Tana read a lot more Twitter than Scavino.

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HOLY SHIT TRUMP GONE ON NUCLEAR MODE ON TWITTER, IT'S OVER FOR CRUZ

>>61219039
You're right. Relax Canada.

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40th for Emperor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XRoRiOt_gE

>>61219364
I'm not relaxing I,ve been a trumpfag for so long, I won't take in the ass for anyone else but Trump himself. That faggot who filtered me better apologize.

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>>61218661

>>61219243
Johnson county here. How is Trump support looking on the ground in Ames?

>>61219363
Congrats to the anon who posted that OC that has now been made into an image macro.

>>61219344
Not sure who they are but sure, send it to them too

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>>61218196
>The Republican party is in shambles, being comprised of warring demographics that hate each other.

This "war" has been going on since the tea party movement and has resulted in a republican domination of congress. It was in shambles following the bush administration, and has been restructuring ever since.

Meanwhile the DNC is fracturing under Hillary because she's shoving her thumbs in the eyes of anyone who goes against her. Actual moderates who prefer people like Jim Webb are disgusted with their party. Even O'Malley admits the entire DNC nomination is rigged. If Hillary can't quell the Bernie crowd, it's going to break apart further. There's a reason why Trump polls surprisingly well with democrats.

>Shifting politics, can't look to the past in these cases.

Why not? Looking at past US elections, it's rather clear the flip states start flipping hard following 8 years of rule under one party.

>Congress isn't a good example of how a presidential election will go because of Gerrymandered districts.

You can see these trends occurring during the 2012 presidential elections. Pic related.

Also gerrymandering? Really? You really can't accept the idea that the democrat's message might just be losing popularity after eight years of rule?

>Most people either don't give a shit about Benghazi/E-mails, or see it as a Republican witchhunt.

Most people I know consider her a slimeball for that reason. Ultimately it's going to be up to the flip states to see whether that's true or not, and we'll know how effective Trump is at flipping states after Iowa.

>While Clinton is one of the most widely hated members of the Democratic party, she appeals broadly to moderates, liberals can find it in their hearts to tolerate her, and her standoffish nature and tough-girl persona make people think of her as a scheming, no-nonsense Obama that takes what she wants.

And people are tiring of Obama after 7+ years. "I'll keep the status quo" isn't a popular message these days, especially when that the person proclaiming that message has to beg Obama to get the FBI off her back.

Fox News is talking about the Freedom Girls and keeps playing their performance

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>>61219401
Gee boss, I dunno. They got an awful lotta spoons.

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all these qts 4 Trump

>>61219489
@CLewandowski_
@heytana

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We are needed /pol/. Attack the Cruz snake and his cronies.

>>61219536
excellent image

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>>61219363
fixed my white friend

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>>61219537
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon_theory

>>61219537
How the fuck do you lose a spoon?

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MAGA!!

>>61219461
Not sure. I'm finishing up my undergraduate at ISU right now, so all I experience are dipshit liberal college kids.

How is it in your town?

>>61219649
He needs a maple leaf lapel pin.

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>>61218661
> http://blog.dilbert.com

Scott Adams has become Trump's Goebbels. Deliberately or inadvertently, he has become the a primary source of the intellectual theory behind Trump.

>>61219291

i cant wake up.

god i hope trump blasta him for this. ive been so impressed by his social media

>>61219681
Do you know Xidnaf? He went there, didn't he?

>>61219649
You know we have ID's right? Why are you referring to yourself as "white friend"?

>>61219401
lmao

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I LOVE IT

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>>61219363
>>61219649
embarrassing display

>>61219732
fuck off to reddit

>>61219537
Bin that spoon.

>>61219780
This.

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>>61219547

>Tfw we will never have a trump qt waifu

where are these grills anyway??

>>61219724

Sorry senpai but I'm not sure who that is

>>61219780
No man you're anti-Cruz which is good but then you reply to yourself and then call me Reddit??

Are you high or drunk? I won't judge if you are.

>>61219667
Street fights just haven't been the same over there since knives have been forcibly confiscated. The local thugs and delinquents have been forced to resort to utensile warfare.

The knife is far too conspicuous, and the fork is too barbaric. The spoon combines the deadly force of a freshly sharpened bayonet and the portability of a pencil.

>>61219780
Same, he's a Bernie People shill probably. Fuck him with a Shillary dildo.

>>61219821
Oh. That's okay.

>>61219706
>"No one doubts Trump’s effectiveness to get things done. That conversation ended sometime between his overthrow of the Republican leadership and his complete dominance of every media outlet. I think it happened at about the same time you watched him dismantle the Bush dynasty and the Clinton dynasty, in that order."

I love Scott Adams. He gets Trump.

>>61219780
>>61219806
Ah I see.

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Look at this trendline on the gambling odds for nomination over the past week.

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>>61219706
I fucking love the shit he writes. Back in August, he said Hillary had a 95% chance of the Presidency and Trump had a 5% chance. 6 days later, Trump 98%, two months later, Trump is inevitable. Meanwhile, statistical loser (2/3 predictions were wrong) Nate Silver gives Trump 10% chance at the nomination.

I like Scott's shit because it delves more into the thoughts of people and how what Trump says appeals to them, and how what his opposition says doesn't work as well. Hell, today he essentially said that Bernie's only appeal was "free shit"

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/688477154691002368

>>61219857
This was 1000% on purpose, you are a great guy, great family. So important.

>>61219889
He truly does, he's really one of the guys who actually see into and through him. There are very few out there surprisingly, outside of /pol/.

>>61219762
Is that Trump's surprise face?

>>61219996

Trump is too funny man. Someone needs to shoop and meme that face pls :^)

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>>61219957
>>61219706
>but I'm not endorsing Trump ;^)

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THE MOMENT THE CUBAN MISSILE LOST THE NOMINATION

>>61219762
Did he photobomb his own pic? The man can do anything.

>>61219991
And out of those few people, I think he's the best at putting it into words.

>>61219681
I'm at the U of I so it's pretty much the same. My neighbors have a trump flag outside their house though. I just figured you state guys might have a little more hope because it isn't as liberal arts focused.

I hear you though, I've given up discussing politics with people here because they all just spout SJW buzzwords.

Did you grow up in Ames? I'd like to think that Trump has more sway outside of University towns.

>>61220139
fucking kek

>>61219809
Those are all men bub

>>61219082

Rather be exactly where I am right now, 18.

Babbies won't be able to appreciate Trump anyway and what he will do post-Obama.

>>61219732
He's been shilling for and against Trump the entire last thread. He flip flops more than Cruz.

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>when you see it

>>61219711

He already did. railed on him for a good 5 min at his event today.

>>61220242
>that fucking furry

We don't need degenerates in the Trump empire!

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>>61219996
yes, but its not his stumped face
>protip: he doesn't have one

someone shop a hat to this buddy

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Trump is going HAM on Cruz! Holy shit my sides.

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>>61220314

>>61220242
>furry dinosaur on a leash

>>61220242
Motherfucker better be a registered voter.

>>61220297
A vote is a vote, anon.

http://news.yahoo.com/hillary-clinton-drops-2016-presidential-race-103050046.html

>>61220146

did anyone ever make the gif of Cruz clapping and the twin towers falling?

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>>61219806
Now, you're just saving face.

>>61219957
Nate Silver is a total fucking idiot. He's probably the greatest representation of these pundits and hacks that make "predictions" based on purely empirical data without accounting for anything beyond the scope of just numbers. It's just trends, but if anything, this election has proven that these particular trends are bunk.

I had a feeling Trump was going to be a huge deal when he announced in June. If you were paying attention, you could've seen it also.

>>61220359
>May 7, 2012 6:30 AM

wew lad

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>>61220242

SNAKES ON A CHAIN

>>61220334
My sides
I love you man

>>61220370
>2015
>doesn't follow God Emperor Trump
all attention is good publicity

FYI as far as that Glenn Beck tweet that's being pimped around:

Let's dial back and see what actually happened.

>Donald Trump melted down on Twitter Tuesday, calling for a "revolution" after President Barack Obama won re-election.

>http://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-twitter-obama-win-re-election-2012-11?op=1

That's an old, reputable source, and it's Trump going ballistic over a 2nd term of Obama. He went as far as revolution. Not me saying it, I'm quoting.

Genn Beck has jumped the shark. I tweeted the above at him, and don't expect a response

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>>61220364

>>61219681
>>61220176
I'm from Cedar Rapids, but out of state for welfare queen military stuff. Please send word of Trump's reign over CR if you get a chance.

>>61220306
Trump doesn't have haters; just fans in denial.

>>61220377
This week he admitted that he made such a low prediction for Trump because he expected the GOP to spam the airwaves with anti-Trump ads, and hardly anyone did. I think he's slowly going to experience 'The Turn'. If Trump wins Iowa, which is likely, Nate will have to concede and say Trump will win the nomination.

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>>61220364
webm was made too

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el-oh-el wut

>>61220550
100% true

I hated him until 1 hour when I read this:
http://dailyheadlines.net/2015/08/a-66-year-old-widows-farm-faced-foreclosure-then-trump-saved-the-day/

>>61220370
Just forget about him. He's just a lowly Mexican shit posting for fun.

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>>61220431
Take me in, oh tender woman. Take me in for heaven's sake.
Take me inTO THE TRUMP RALLY

>>61220576
I can't wait to laugh Silver to fucking SHAME during the next few months. Fucking kike shilled his little heart out that Trump would get nowhere.

I wouldn't even be mad if he committed suicide next to Yeb in November.

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>>61219500
Bluefag here. There's a neat dichotomy in the party system this election, with Democrats seeking to remove public opinion from the equation in regards to giving Hilary the nod, and Republicans craving that control and being completely unable to reign their party in. Hilary is ruffling feathers, but I don't think she's ruffling them enough to fuck up her chances. That's completely up in the air, though, and there might be a tiff if she wins the nod over Bernie.

>Why not? Looking at past US elections, it's rather clear the flip states start flipping hard following 8 years of rule under one party.
That's usually the result of individual issues, and not necessarily party fatigue.

>You can see these trends occurring during the 2012 presidential elections. Pic related.
>Also gerrymandering? Really? You really can't accept the idea that the democrat's message might just be losing popularity after eight years of rule?
The Electoral College is a whole different beast, desu. And I'm speaking out of my ass with no evidence here, but I figure the vote shift has more to do with the right being 'woken up' by the Obama presidency and the lack of hype for Obama's reelection.

>>61219500
>>61220737

>Most people I know consider her a slimeball for that reason. Ultimately it's going to be up to the flip states to see whether that's true or not, and we'll know how effective Trump is at flipping states after Iowa.
Back in 2008, what turned people off Hilary was her bullshit politicking. People generally don't like how insincere she is. Still, that appeals to the DEAL FROM POWER OR BE CRUSHED EVERYTIME moderates/dems. The people who REALLY hate it are going Bernie. Benghazi is a spot on the ass of her personality issues.

>And people are tiring of Obama after 7+ years. "I'll keep the status quo" isn't a popular message these days, especially when that the person proclaiming that message has to beg Obama to get the FBI off her back.
You have a good point there. Most Democratic talking points got knocked down during Obama. (like Gay Marriage, Healthcare, DADT, etc.) Dems are divided on drugs and the right wants to roll back a lot of those changes, so a lot of the energy is in their court in 2016.

>>61220576
See, this again proves me point. If you had been following this election, you would know that the establishment has their hands tied. Trump has repeatedly threatened to run third-party if he is not treated fairly -- he has applied the Art of the Deal to the GOP, by holding them hostage which basically neuters them.

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>>61220576
>he expected the GOP to spam the airwaves with anti-Trump ads

That's because they took one look at what he did to Jeb! "100 mil in the bank" Bush and didn't think it was wise to throw good money after bad. With two fucking words Trump destroyed the Republican front runner, a political dynasty that has existed since the 60's, and the collective minds of the establishment so fucking hard that they're only now starting to realize just how scholnged they got.

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>>61220680
I plan on cyber-bulling him for a full year at least. I'm going to go on a sabbatical from work and do it full time.

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>>61218661
>tfw no selfie with the God Emperor

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>>61220328

>>61220176
That is unfortunate. At least your basketball team is kicking ass right now.

I am not sure since ISU is a lot more agriculture/engineering based. There might be a lot of Trump supporters but they don't speak up because liberals love to bully. I wear my Make America Great Again hat a lot on campus. I get some dirty looks from people, but no one has confronted me yet.

Trump is speaking here on campus on Tuesday. I hope there is a good turn out. Got my ticket reserved.

And nah, I did not group up in Ames. I grew up in Southwest Iowa, close to Omaha, NE. That is partly why I updated my voter registration to Ames because I thought Trump would need a lot more support in college towns.

>>61219401
>doesn't know about UK spoon ninjas

>>61220816
I don't even know his twitter handle or FB page, but when Trump gets the nom I'm going to shitpost the hell out of both. I don't care if it's childish, being that fucking head-in-the-sand stupid deserves ridicule.

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>>61220828
Post more Diamond Dons.

>>61220829
tweeted it

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>>61220664
take me in oh tender ma-----

>>61219675
I've liked the Patriots ever since they beat the Seahawks. It was nice seeing the white(r) team that represents freedom blow the fuck out of the savage, tacky, edgy colored nogs. It was like a statement.

I also bet on the Pats to win and my friend was talking shit the whole way through until they got BTFO at the end.

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>>61220239

This. The children will only be able to experience this period through history books. We get to experience it first hand and all of the memes that came with it.

>Mfw those who come after us will never experience the rally threads and the Fox 10 chatroom w/ Kinsey.

Who would be a harder Democrat Candidate?
Hillary or Sanders?

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>>61220927
Hey Donald can I play too?!

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have a #RARE Trump before I go for the night

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>>61220680
I can't wait to read FiveThirtyeight the day Trump wins. I'm going to laugh my ass off. It's going to be worse than "oh our numbers were wrong" during the midterms (he predicted Democrats would continue to hold the senate) and the UK General election (he predicted a minority conservative government)

>>61219675
I am a lifelong Broncos fan, but god damn do I respect Brady.

>>61220994
Sanders, but only because of how brainwashed his cultists are. Hillary is a more competent opponent, but not by much and she has legal issues bogging her down.

>>61218661
We would even hold celebrations and cheer you guys on as the american army marches towards Ottawa.

>>61220994
Hillary, but I could see it getting spicy

Imagine if her daughter Chelsea got cocky on the campaign trail, and her and Ivanka got into a debate, or Trump Jr./Eric get into it with Bill

>>61220494

thanks bro

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>>61220829

>>61221055
Image saved. This is the quintessential JUST

>>61219923
The bookies finally capitulated. I'll bet no one's betting on Bush.

>>61220927
>>61221002
Oh shit if there are actually a decent amount of these, I'll have to make another subfolder in my Trump folder kek

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>>61221002
Trump’s empathy problem was unsolvable, just like any good movie.

And then the GOP debate happened. By now you know that Ted Cruz made the mistake of questioning the values of New Yorkers. And as you know by now, Donald Trump took the ultimate high ground – a move of sublime political deftness – and got the best of the exchange. If you didn’t see it, read it here. It is one for the ages.

But Trump did not shed a tear. His lip was not quivering. And he did not show his heart in the way we would want to see it. But in two words, found within his defense of New York, he solved the unsolvable. You just don’t know it yet.

Let me summarize it for you. The realization will start small, and build in the coming days.

If you are wondering why Donald Trump is more of a bad-ass on immigration than you feel is either right or necessary, here’s the difference:

You heard about 9/11. Trump smelled it.

I’m calling this the immigration surprise that I predicted. I thought it would involve a VP selection, but he took the opportunity when it arose.

Now that Trump has an acceptable motive – a story you will see emerge in the media – the election is essentially over.

Trump will win Iowa and run the table.

Holy shit Scott Adams.

I wonder what the aftermath would be for that disabled person who petitioned Trump for assistance? Iowans might associate him with Jesus if he assists more cripples.

>>61221077
That's what I think.
Hillary has sway in her party for sure but outside she is a much harder sell than Sanders.

Not to mention Bernie's hype among the young and stupid who have campaigned against her for 8 months would feel cheated and rage at her nomination, as if it were an actual choice.

>>61220994
Hillary because she has so many zombie hordes that will vote for her automatically.

Sanders would be a joke, having the term Socialist tacked onto your career is a death sentence in a Primary in America. Even in 2016.

UNSTUMPABLE

>>61220550
kek

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>>61219537
>"why won't you backwards toothless redneck hill billies just accept common sense gun control?"
>"lel slippery slop fallacy"
>30 years later
>bin that spoon

This is why we must never EVER EVER budge on the second amendment.

SHALL. NOT. BE. INFRINGED.

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>>61221055

Jesus Christ.

Why don't people buzz it when it gets to that stage?

I am reading The Art of the Deal

Best book ever (first time I read a book actually)

What should I read after that?

>>61221253
Crippled America and Doctor Seuss.

>>61221253
Mein Kampf

>>61221253
Mein Kampf

>>61221223
You don't understand, man! I bet he has an oddly shaped head just like me. Having your hair go is one thing but having a fucked up looking head is another. Not all of us are Bruce Willis!

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>>61221253
The Bible

>>61221334
>>61221349
ayy lmao

>>61220680
>I wouldn't even be mad if he committed suicide next to Yeb in November.
top laff

>>61220547
Sure thing, I'll hand out some Trump propaganda outside the Czech and Slovak museum.

>>61220840
Yeah not really a sports guy, but how about that local university football team too?

The liberals really do bully quite a bit. They're not a very tolerant breed. Hope the rally goes well though, if anything it'd be fun to see protesters standing in the cold thinking they're helping accomplish something.

West Iowa should have a better Trump base I think. I grew up in Burlington, there were plenty of conservatives but a bunch of black people that moved there from the ghettos of Chicago for cheap housing. It really fucked up the standard of living, the town is going to shit. Hopefully it wakes people up.

Also I definitely need to get my registration changed so I can caucus, I dislike partisanship but it sucks not being able to support who I like because I'm registered independent.

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Trump has this effect on women it seems

>>61221253
First time you read a book? Holy fuck. >Vern.
>Wells.
>Haggard.
>Doyle.

>>61221253
Crippled America Tbh. Also, Common Sense by Thomas Paine.

Has glenn beck been BTFO yet?

>>61219957
THISTHISFUCKINGTHIS
I've tried to watch his rallies but it always devolves into this. And most of the people either look bored or worried.

>>61221367
Just put a bandana over it man, start wearing hats, draw some Homer Simpson squiggles on it. Anything, just don't keep it like that...

>>61221433
wtf man i don't want to read fiction

>>61221467
MSM shills aren't going to point out that people are making up shit about Trump. Especially when Teddy is the candidate of choice for investment bankers.

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>>61221367

My family has p. shit-tier hair genes, but I thank God for my strong jawline and other decent facial features every day.

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jeb! to the rescue

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>>61221467
He's getting fucked destroyed on twitter right now.
Keep barraging him and show your support.

>https://twitter.com/glennbeck/status/688487748710211585

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>>61221706
>here's a turtle kid, get a clue

>>61221549
the Bell Curve by Charles A Murray

>>61219537
don't be a coon
lose the spoon

>>61221807
>secretly

>>61221425
>that ahegao

>>61220994
Sanders because a lot of people actually love that old fuck for some reason. I see lots of Bernie bumper stickers but have seen zero Hillary ones. Plus he has less dirt on him than Hillary. Then again, only dumb college kids will vote for him.

>>61221549
If you ever want to try fiction try Ficciones by Jorge Luis Borges. He's probably the most notable writer from your country and he ties philosophy into his fiction.

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>Tfw Chris 'Krispy Kreme' Christie was the one to absolutely butt devastate Rubio

YA BLEW IT, MARC

>>61220139
he has been slipping on that statement more and more I predict soon it will become rare that he "remembers" to include the disclaimers btw his book is great

>>61221896
>ahegao
look it up
>A term used to describe the facial expressions of hentai anime girls who are being raped, and hence their mental health has hit rock bottom.
wut

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>>61222047

Trump needs to point out Rubio's lisp.

Once you notice it, you can't un-notice it.

>>61222101
The sexual pleasure becomes too much for them and their brains overload.

>>61222101
Awful definition

It's the facial expression when they are having sex and enjoying it

>>61220242
That's the Bishopville Monster.

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>>61220737
>Hilary is ruffling feathers, but I don't think she's ruffling them enough to fuck up her chances.

Later on you mention that Hillary is unpopular because she's insincere, which is true, but I think the larger issue is that she's insecure. I'm definitely biased here, but I feel that Trump's rhetoric has eaten away at Hillary's momentum within her own party that at least partially explains the rise of Bernie.

The DNC voter files restriction shit she pulled against Bernie earlier won't be her last attack if he continues to gain momentum during the caucus. This is a woman who absolutely lost her shit vs. Obama when her grip on the 2008 nomination faltered. Another spaz-out like that could easily cripple her.

>but I figure the vote shift has more to do with the right being 'woken up' by the Obama presidency and the lack of hype for Obama's reelection.

Which makes Hillary's chances look even weaker. Like you also said,
>That's usually the result of individual issues

Her entire message is "I promise to keep the status quo ;^)" mixed in with "I have a vagina." Right now I'd say a very substantial portion of America isn't thrilled about keeping the status quo of a presidency that relies on forcing executive orders to get things done. And those who were already less enthusiastic about re-electing Obama aren't going to be that hype about electing the Chinese knock-off version complete with lead paint and asbestos.

>Most Democratic talking points got knocked down during Obama. (like Gay Marriage, Healthcare, DADT, etc.)

Which is why I see Trump doing very well in the GE. He's a democrat in far too many ways the DNC wants to admit, but is more than subtle enough to keep the RNC from effectively targeting him for it. When he's asked about the ACA he yells "we're going to repeal and REPLACE," when asked about gays he changes the subject to "we're going to save christmas :----D"

Once he wins the nomination we'll most likely see Trump shift gears to shitting on whoever his DNC rival is, which he does a very good job at. And the only person I can see outdoing him there is Jim Webb (who doesn't take any shit) or Joe Biden (who would stand a good chance in the rust belt).

>>61222101
That's the worst definition I've ever heard. It's an orgasm face, coming from a portmanteau of the phrases "ahe-ahe" (panting) and "kao" (face).

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so whats ur pick for the final debate
mine is
trump, rubio, cruz , christie

im sure is only 4 right?

>>61222138
"My father worked behind a bar!" -Rubio, literally every speech and debate

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take no prisoners
take no shit

THIS IS A MOVEMENT

>>61222246
How many are in the next one? Please say Kasich will be gone.

>>61222318
OHIO
H
I
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>>61222246

The Randlet will still be there. Cruz is done after Iowa, and Randlet will gain some new Manlets.

>>61221253
>I've only read one book for leisure in my entire life
>it is the best book in the world!

Wow, you are so lucky. Of all the books in the history of the written word, you just happened to pick up the absolute best one.

>>61222318
Unannounced as of now; it's expected they'll keep a bunch of people in to try to stump Trump and give Cruz a LOT of speaking time.

>>61222358
Is that picture real? Is he really that short?

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>>61220494
well meme'd

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>>61219401
T R U M P

D Y N A S T Y

>>61222358
I want Trump/Rand...

Where did Trump come from?

A literal billionaire /pol/ comes out of nowhere and defeats everyone in the elections

Like taken out of a copy pasta

>>61222418

cruz is that short too

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Would it be worth it for me to create a full image of what Donald Trump's Wikipedia page will look like in 3 or so years?

>>61222358
don't bully

>>61222358
>defeat the washington machine
>is part of the washington machine

what

>>61222318
well its 6 more debates, the last one is march 10th
the next debate is on the 28th

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>>61222359
You're forgetting about the greatest book of all, anon.

THE BIBLE

>>61222504
>jebbush.com
hehehehe

>>61222358
fuck randlet I would chokeslam if I ever saw him IRL

manlets don't deserve to live

>>61222560
Eh. I've read better.

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>>61222461

Same. Despite always taking the piss out of him in my videos, I don't mind Rand. In fact, I supported him until Trump put illegals on suicide watch.

Libertarians are fucking obnoxious, though.

>>61222246
On March 10? Fuck. Trump and Kasich.

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>>61222598

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>>61222423
>mfw the Trump dynasty becomes the modern Gracchi brothers

>>61220994
I honestly think Sanders would be harder.

The thing about Hillary is that she is a criminal that is completely unlikable. The only people who 'like' her are old soccer moms who think that because she is a woman she is cool. This means that her 'fanbase' is possibly the least motivated. Like, seriously, can you imagine anyone going "WOW, I CAN'T WAIT TO VOTE FOR HILLARY!"

The instant Trump brings up her scandals and criminal investigations, she'd fall apart. She already had to stop her 'TRUMP IS LE SEXIST' attacks because Trump vaguely mentioned Bill Clinton's sexual abuse history.

Imagine if Trump was actually focused on her fully, and laid out each and every problem of hers.

Now, Sanders on the other hand is a whole different matter. Sanders is pretty clearly deluded, as are his supporters, but here is the thing: Sanders, generally, has a pretty clean record. You could dig deep and find a few messed up things, but they'd be so small/pointless that the general public won't care.

Sanders also has charisma. Sure, we make fun of him for being a cuck on here, but he actually has some. Nowhere near as much as Trump, but he is clearly tapping into the same style. Sanders is loud, he yells, he points fingers, makes accusations, and 'swears' sort of like Trump. Obviously, if you compare the two, he is like a Trump-lite or Diet Trump, but is still enough to give him SOMETHING. This something gives him an energetic fanbase. As much as we think they're retarded, you have to admit that Sanders voters are awfully dedicated and loyal.

Overall, it'd be easier to be Hillary than Sanders, but Sanders is still easy to beat.

>>61222246
JEB

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>>61222599
Yeah, I read Art of the Deal too.

>>61222598
Somehow I doubt that you assault every short man you see.

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>>61222195
Man, I am not looking forward to this election season.

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>>61222598

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>>61222504
I did something similar a few months back, but only for the Google search result. I think it would be cool to see a whole Wikipedia page for Trump in 3 years though.

>>61222613
Only because half of them are Bernie people in denial. They selectively choose which rights they'd like and don't advocate or actively oppose the rest.

>>61222668
I'm so excited - my copy is in the mail right now. It should be here by Wednesday.

>Trump wins the presidency
>dies on the third day of taking office

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>>61222754

Just go to some libertarian website like Ron Paul Forums and read their stuff. Some are saying they'll vote for Hillary over Trump.

Libertarians are so butt-blasted over Trump that it's sad. Very sad!

>>61222660
>Sanders is loud, he yells, he points fingers, makes accusations, and 'swears' sort of like Trump.

Big difference is that Trump is tough while Sanders is an asshole who treats his people like shit. Trump has touched on this along with spamming the word 'communist' into peoples minds every time he's brought up. Would it be more difficult? Yes, but it would still be a blowout. I really want him to run against Hillary, I don't think she would even make it to election day.

>>61222660
I think the debacle with Sanders paying off his friends and family with campaign funds might be something. Like a true socialist, he knows where his loyalties lie.

>>61218924
GET THE CHALKBOARD OUT!!!!

>>61222802
Then we'll mourn him, and whoever he picked as VP will take over in Making America Great Again

Trump knows how to pick the right people for the right job. I will have just as much faith in his eventual Vice President as the Don himself.

>>61222729
Saved.

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TED CRUZ BTFO

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>>61222358

>>61222931
can't be real

link?

>>61222504
YES

>>61222856
I feel like a lot of them have either hopped on the Trump train in a bid to destroy the system that fucked Ron, or are angrily following Rand on Snapchat.

>>61222965

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/688585290693357568

>>61222195
I should also state that I think Bernie is a pretty big wildcard, we won't know until the caucuses whether he's the real deal that can sweep up the nomination from Hillary or if he'll fizzle out. If he accomplishes the former, Trump has a real dangerous opponent. Otherwise, he'll likely lose most of his momentum over the course of super and mini tuesday.

This is all conjecture though, because we don't have any solid voter data until the caucuses for any candidate.

>>61222715
We're going to see some real happening. If Trump wins I think people will look back on this election and ask "how the fuck did this happen?" and the only answer will be "the democrats managed to fuck up beyond their wildest beliefs."

The personal dream is Trump 2016/2020 followed by Webb 2020/2024. Trump to fix the economic issues and build wall, Webb to fix anything dumb Trump might've done while not turning the country into sjwland.

>>61222965
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/688585290693357568

>>61222931
He's starting to sound like Jeb desu. I remember Jeb was making jokes about Trump like that while he was in severe decline.

>>61222931
>being so paranoid that every time you get stumped you blame the Trump
nice

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>>61222931
Is there some joke behind this that I'm not getting? I doubt there's a defective elevator in a single one of his buildings. The man knows a good elevator, believe me.

>>61223015
Webb is too fucking old to be President after Trump.

>>61222461
Trump's memes can melt Cruzs dreams

>>61223018
>>61222995
IT'S OFFICIAL

THE UNIVERSE WANTS DONALD TRUMP

>>61222995
That was really funny. I wonder if Cruz knows how brilliant that was.

>>61222683
No but I get the instinct to do so. It's in my DNA.

>>61222965
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/266150-after-getting-stuck-cruz-quips-who-put-trump-in-charge-of-the

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>Trump wins GOP nomination
>after a struggle due to FBI probes and other shit slowly eroding hillary's campaign, Hernie gets the Dem nomination
>Hernie was the controlled opposition and was never supposed to be the candidate
>DNC freaks out, Hernie looks like a deer caught in the headlights
>Trump easily destroys him
>yfw

WE HAVE VIDEO OF CRUZ GETTING STUMPED BY THE ELEVATOR

https://twitter.com/VaughnHillyard/status/688382527489323008/video/1

>>61222995
Fucking idiot.
>muh opponent
>kicking the shit out of me
>guess I'll make a self depreciating joke where I'm getting cucked by him

>>61223114
Right

It implies Trump controls everything, including Cruz's literal momentum

>>61222931

RENT FREE IN THAT HEAD

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>>61222931
You can tell Trump is really getting into this guy's head. Ted Cruz probably thinks about Trump more often than his own wife. Trump is eating away at this guy from the inside.

Ted Cruz probably daydreams about getting into arguments with Trump and losing.

>>61223199
It's literally Jeb-tier humor.

CRUZ MISSLE
I N T E R C E P T E D

https://soundcloud.com/james-melander-354125677/why-dont-you-and-i-rekindle-the-bromance/s-lBVzg

>>61223196
>getting cucked by an elevator
WEAK SLIMEBALL

>>61223102
He's saying that the elevator is broken because Donald Trump was in charge of it and he managed it poorly. It implies that Donald Trump is incompetent.

Very weak jab from Rafael.

>>61223105
Jim looks like he's in fantastic shape though. At a first glance you'd think "no way that man is almost 70."

Oh well, a man can dream.

>>61220816
dat disgusting trigger discipline
0/10 would not bang

>>61223114
Every move Cruz makes is calculated. I did debate for 4 years, and in that face, I see every arrogant, pretentious douche debater with his fucking tubs of evidence, from a rich school, with his fucking fake helpful attitude that makes adults like him and smarmy condescension towards EVERYONE.

FUCK Ted Cruz. I've met people like him, and can confirm he's a certified piece of shit.

Lads how long before Sleepy Black Doctor dons(kek) a MAGA hat as well?

>>61222931
>>61223018
Holy shit, Cruz is officially Jeb! levels of mindfucked.

Also, about your videos, can you maybe try spamming The Donald's wealth on the intro for maximum librul buttblasting?

>>61218757
damn in Donald Trump on Economic Recovery (1991) he basically says "reagan tax cuts were a mistake"

>>61223334
Tuesday

>>61223334
carson has been asleep for the past two months, he still thinks he is in 2nd place

>>61223386
Then they were

Trump is smarter than Reagan and is going to be a better president

>>61223243
Cruz probably thinks about Trump less than his wife does.

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>>61223243
He should have listened.

>you better not attack

>>61218661
>67 Times Rappers Name Dropped "Donald Trump" In Their Songs
>https://youtu.be/-WhGgHjwZxU [Embed]

This is exactly how you get the black vote. This video NEEDS to go viral. If it goes viral, we win. Open and shut case.

>>61223026
desu, he'll drop out before South Carolina votes.

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>>61223426

>>61223199
>>61223196
KEKED AGAIN

No really Cruz is on the way out and it's glorious. Fucker didn't even get to have the Icarus levels of getting close to Trump's poll numbers and then getting burned.

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>>61219537
What a absolute nation of cucks. I hold zero sympathy for nations like this. Pic related.

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>>61223299
She's eastern european. Those people play life by different rules.

Wait, where is Latvia? Shouldn't you know this?

>>61223279
Ah, I thought there might have been some context, not just an airheaded jab.

I can't believe I liked the guy a few weeks ago.

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>float an attack that only makes you look more like a scummy opportunist

>opponent raises 3 million off of it

>i-it's the other c-campaign! t-they're the scummy opportunists!

The Clinton campaign is a fucking joke.

>>61223279
Or, taken the way I took it, Donald trump sabatogrd te elevator because he knew Cruz was on it.

The implication of this dumbass joke is that Trump controls where Cruz goes.

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>>61223566
Which is even more laughable because that implies that Rafael's actions are dictated by Trump, and that he is at his mercy.

>>61223541
CorrectTheRecord are backstabbing lying false flaggers. Believe me, we did the research.

https://medium.com/@1e3d0077c3ca4df4b260e1ee0bceb6/hillary-clinton-may-have-just-committed-election-fraud-and-the-internet-found-out-part-1-bb7647415a71

I don't know if I can take Trump vs. Sanders

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>>61223776

>mfw i was able to convince my sister that trump is the best candidate
>the only person in my family not supporting trump is my mum
Not even gonna try it on her, she supports shillary.
Funny story too
>talking to mum about trump
>she calls him a racist
>say "Who is he racist against?"
>she dodges the question
top lel

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>>61222504
So much has changed. This was what you saw on the side when you googled DJT back in late October.