>>53770866 >Be me >2018 under glorious President Sanders >Wake up in the morning, pay Jose (my refugee that I'm mandated to house) 10 cents to go grab my newspaper >Looking in the classified ads, nope no new jobs >let off from my old one right at the end of college since it cost too much to keep me >Degree isn't an 8 year one so it's basically trash >Oh well maybe tomorrow >Head out to my local college (they're also used for rationing out food now) >On way there hear a faint sound in the distance "we kingz?" >Oh fuck, government supported nigger unit >Hop into the first abandoned business building I could find >Hear them hooting and hollering letting off gunfire >phew they’re gone, get to college for free food >”excuse me sure but are you translilac kin? Dragonkin? Transellusive in any way? What about anything but white?” >no >only get 90% of food for rich privilege tax for not being poor at points in my life >decide fuck that, grab my piece of food at take it all >sirens go off everywhere and a police officer runs up to me “freeze!” >I keep walking away as he tries to restrain me with his government mandated vacuum (guns have all been replaced) >just walk home “damn we’ll get him next time” >go to open door, key isn’t working wtf >Jose opens up the window “Ayyy gringo Bernie gave me my citizenship this is me casa now holmes” >well fuck, go on the curb around the corner and light up a j >here faint sound but think nothing of it, smoking that chronic >oh goddamn it’s Dindu Squad #3/5 I completely forgot about them >Get shot 14 times and weed stolen from me >hear them mumble something getting more “free sheet nigga” as I call 911 >”Sorry sir but the nearest hospital is 100 miles away” >MFW I was smoking weed legally outside
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