I've been talking to God in my head. And from what I've

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>>140525929

Congratulation, you are schizophrenic

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>>140525929

>>140525929
Some of your points are correct and some are curropted.

>>140525929
>God has a Triangle
>and 8 shaped spaceship.
holy fuck dude i want gods triangle

How can god be real if Australia isn't real?

>>140525929

Unironically sounds like my diagnosed schizophrenic friend.

Doesn't take a genius to know that every "prophet" throughout history was just a schizo whom people were stupid enough to believe. Every branch of Abrahamic religion is just layer upon layer of mental illness.

>>140525929
>Tfw God only goes out with Chad

>>140526220
Nah I ain't. God has spawned a beer in my freezer, teleported my kittens, moved stars in the night sky, flown a Triangle aircraft 40+ times over my property and heaps of real physical phenomena.

>>140525929
t. Australia, a country with high rates of mental illness

>>140525929

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UuUzJmLjTkg

>>140525929
>Australian girl called Stacey
>crustacean the size of a cat
>le mad moron
Stay out of the sun you filthy bogan

>>140525929
fuck off from this board you moron!

>>140525929

You need to get laid, dogi.

>>140525929
Do you hear gods voice in your head?

>>140525929
>God has a Triangle and 8 shaped spaceship
Most of the rest at least makes sense in context but what the fuck is this?

>>140525929

it's called mental illness

>>140527446
I bet it's only <3 syllable words.

>>140527450
Legend of Zelda's Ganon has a triangle, and 8 dungeons contain the triangles pieces.
>Ganon = God

>>140526879
Lol, and people actually doubted you. That's amazing!

>>140525929
Congratulations, the Démiourgos has chosen to fuck with you personally. He is of this world, and pure evil, and he loathes the Divine Hierarchies for rebutting and snubbing him. Have fun.

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>>140527446
Yes, God uses different voices constantly when talking in my head to me.

>>140527450
Pic related.

>>140525929
ask god if i will get laid this year?

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>>140526879

Congratulation, you are schizophrenic

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>>140525929

>>140528119
Have you ever seen god in person or in a physical form?

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>>140526870
>Tfw chad thundercock pumps and dumps God.

>>140527874
>demiurge
I saw a 9yo loli pussy half way down my dick for a second during masturbation. And the demiurge says it was a hologram.

The demiurge gave me loli VR sex and has been annoying me every day since March 10 this year.

Also put me on some really potent form of crystal meth directly into my brain and caused me to reverse into another car.

>>140527624
<3 you too anon :3

>>140528562
hot

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>>140528562
go on..

>>140528129
"no"

>>140528363
Only as aircraft. Which the voices claim ownership of.

>>140525929
>Stacey
REEEEEEEEEE

>>140528562

Enjoy your life in a mental institution once you rape a kid and get caught.

>>140528844
Yeah that won't be happening.

>>140528844
It's Australia m8. They'll just send him to taz.

>>140526732
is Australia a lie?

>>140529026
what if god tells you to do it though?

>>140525929
Do God scare you?

>>140529133
God tells me to do tons of shit in a day, I say "fuck off".

>>140529156
God used to scare me when she would impersonate the military and illuminati and tell me I'm going to be teleported onto a slab in Bohemia Grove to be tortured and regenerated.

As well as make my heart race, and give me multiple countdowns in my head and tell me I would die of a heart attack at the end.

>>140529355
if you take skitzo drugs does it go quiet

>>140529355
wtf m8, you should always obey god
you don't wanna go to hell do you?

WTF I hate good now!

>>140525929
Ask god if i will ever have children and a woman

>>140529528
Do you like elephants? God likes elephants.

On a serious note, you need to stop taking meth and get on a major tranquilizer.

>>140529651
Nope.

>>140529712
"nope"

>>140529753
"yes I love elephants"
>you need to stop taking meth and get on a major tranquilizer
Ayyyy lmao.

>>140529834
have you tried though?

>>140525929
Right.
Lay off the meth, m8. It'll help.

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>>140525929
>I've been talking to God in my head.

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>>140525929
How can i get closer to god?

>>140529954
>nope
No surprise there...

>>140529984
Yeah I have, nothing works. I'm not schitzo.

>>140525929
if he lives in the 5th dimension how can he have a triangle

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>>140525929
What're you having and can I have some too?

>>140530264
sure sounds like it though, what does your psychiatrist say?

>>140530266
She builds shit in this dimension (4th). The Universe is like a computer simulation, there's code in the 5th dimension for everything physical in the 4th dimension and below.

if u talk to jeebus ask him what my name is

>>140530270
I hadn't smoke or drank in 3 months when God started speaking in my head.

I smoke a lot of weed now though to cope with the voices.

>>140530481
"wanker"

>>140530428
That I have schizophrenia. They want me to stop smoking weed lmao. But I ain't doing that.

>>140530576
wow he is the real deal he knows my name

>>140530481
Matthew

>>140530266
woah the beer really was real then, lucky fuck

Ask god what advice she has for me if any and what are you doing in this Australians head

>>140531490
"none really, stay in school"
"I'm in this cunt's head cause he's a mad cunt with a 7.5" dick"

>>140525929
Why is it always an Aussie

>Stacey
Oh shit, dont tell /r9k/ about this.

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Excuse me....But what does God need with a starship?

>>140531833
It's a prop for God's shitposts in my head

>>140531833
It's to transport the bogs to heaven.

>>140528562
Is there a nation wide gas leak in Australia?

This isn't even shit posting, this stillborn posting

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>>140528844
>implying he's caught...

>>140525929
Have you asked him how one could kill all the jews?

>>140532045
you mean u don't hear god in your head?
fucking loser

>>140526220
fpbp

>>140532121
"with lots and lots of gas, preferably zyklon b, sieg heil"
God's a Nazi

>>140531621
Im 21 and had to get pulled out of school at 12 or i would had gone insane.

Alright here is another question
How do i become schizophrenic too?

Too young to make godlets.
Saged.

>>140532337
yea we know of that, but isnt there anything easier, like a jew mental kill word or something?

>>140532135
God doesn't speak in words you maniac

God reveals himself through the nature of the universe, and with the beneficence of human beings. God doesn't need to talk or take on a corporeal form to convince you of stuff. If anything you're talking to some sort of demon, probably one derived from your human imperfection. I would imagine mind altering substances play some part.

>>140532342
>How do i become schizophrenic too?
I'm not schizophrenic, but try DMT.

>>140532386
This bitch in my head is not a godlet, she's THE God. She mindcontrolled Donald Trump to say my name on TV as a speech slip up.

>>140532678
"i could kill all the jews, but i'm a good girl"

>>140525929
>God has a triangle
Tell me more about God's triangle, anon

>>140525929
what does a god need with a starship?

>>140532342
Meth is the quickest way, but it's entirely transient.

Toxoplasmosis(play with some cat shit, preferably from the mangiest looking one you can find) along with a lot of acetaldehyde everyday should do the trick.

Oh and make sure you watch all the conspiracy stuff you can find to environmentally prime yourself for it. Preferably stuff that you can easily believe even though there's no coherent explanation for it.

>>140532844
You are schiziohrenic lad, as a fellow crazy I think you know the voice isn't good and you're just larping along with us to cope
>delusions of grandeur
>Fears of impossible punishment"being killed then regenerated"
>Drawing false correlations

You got all the signs lad, recommend you calm the fuck down before you get medicated and your rights stripped

>>140532904
kill the jews is a good act. Your god is foolish. They are a plague upon the entirety of creation.

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>>140532944
It has circle lights on it that change colour. It can warp jump through the sky, and it can cloak itself as other aircraft.

>>140533295
I'm not schizophrenic.
>>140533319
"yes I know, but i'm a good girl and I won't do it, I like living things, even if they are parasites"

>>140533520
Just fucking kill the jews you retard, I dont care if you got an actual god or are just talking to some schizo part of your brain. KILL THE KIKES>

>>140525929
Stop sniffing gasoline m8

>>140533687
"no i won't, i'm just not going to do it, hitler should have done a better job"

>>140533807
well then make LIKE 5 BILLION MORE LITERAL HITLERS. DO IT NOW

>>140533520
>I'm not schizophrenic.
>Or am I?

>>140534062
"no i will not, you will have to wait until genetic engineering like CRISPR eradicates the jew"

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