You're taking a walk and pic related approaches asks you

Ask for xer prefered pronouns.
Then plan a political assassination with her.

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sure thing cabbagehead I'll scribble on your pad

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>>140503635
Shoot the bitch

Tell them to get fucked, scream "Why are you hitting me with a clipboard?" pull my 1911 and do a routine 2:1 group shot.

>>140503635
pound its fuckholes then cut its throat. burn body in outdoor woodboiler. dump bones into lake in contractors trash bag weighted down with sand

Ignore him and go on about my day.

Ree at it for violating the NAP then abduct and traffic its boi pucci as retaliation.

>>140503635
Say "no"

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Rape

>>140503836
Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjRC_9UsoEE

(25 fucking years ago... They knew.

>>140503635
Have sex with it. When I ejaculate inside it, I will say "Hitler did nothing wrong."

>>140503635
>Fuck yeah that kike puppet isn't even a real nazi! We'll never get rid of the Jews with that orange retard in there

Watch xer cognitive dissonance

Considering I wear a MAGA hat in public, I doubt it would ask me to sign her petition.

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>>140503984
Sounds like you've got a well-oiled routine there.

>>140503635
I'd tell him to go back to UA High and finish the goddamn yakuza arc already.

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>>140503635

Say 'No thanks', then go about my business.

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>>140503635

>Take up the sign while asking questions about him and his life
>give him a red pill through psychology

Accept, tell her about how I love socialism, leave out the nationalist part
She cannot resist, have children with her
Her motherly instincts come out and she forgets all her moral degeneracy
Teach her about the völkisch movement
Another case of positively redpilling through dicking

Wallop the bitch round her head

>>140503635
i keep a butane torch pen in my pocket and a 9mm on my waste. i'd pretend this violent looking antifag intended to saw me in half with his clipboard to which i respond with shots to both kneecaps from my 9mm. then i'd pick up the clipboad and burn his it with my butane pen.

>>140503635
First ask them why. Then ask them if they know who George Soros is.

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>>140503635
>sign a petition to help stop Trump
point to my hat

>>140503635
I don't talk to algae

>>140503635
I'd probably fake hit on it so it gets all flustered cause it's never had an actual attractive alpha person pay attention to it before.

>>140503635
"People like you gave us Trump. Keep doing what you're doing, and he'll win in 2020."

>>140503635

I'll sign if she sucks my dick

>>140503635
"You look like a trap, are you one?"

Ask her why is she doing it? Why can't she instead read a good book or to go to a museum?

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>>140503635

Tell it "No" and continue on with my day.

>>140503635
Say no thank you and go about my day

>>140503635
SMASH

BUSSY

>>140503635
Tell xir to fuck off.
If horny, rape.

>>140503635
Inject with syringe full of steroids and testosterone. Thell him you're welcome.

>>140503635
>help stop Trump
Stop him from doing what?
>He's a racist
If that's true, signing my name won't change that
>Impeach him
Which illegal thing has he done?
etc.
We need to calmly reason with (some of) these children. They are doing what someone is telling them to do. Sperging just makes them go harder.

>>140503635 (OP)
I live in Berkeley (I know its a bad choice) this shit happens everyday

>>140503635
I tell him to fuck off and MAGA. Then I murder 12 mexicans in cold blood and drink blood directly from the neck of Alan Kurdi while I do the "hitler salute". Also sage this shit. It belongs on /bant/ maybe.

Stare at it till it walks away

>>140503635

laugh. loudly. ask her what's up too.

.t based black man

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>>140503635
is that male or female? wtf

>>140510338
do you want to have sex with them?

I fuck a girl that is the red head version of this bitch but she is only a bit lefty

>>140503635
Tell them not to worry, he has no path to 270. Then walk away chanting 'I believe that she will win'.

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>>140503635
Kick him in teh balls as hard as you posibly can, repeatedly, with a blank and calm look the whole time.
"You didn't want those either, right Kiddo?"

>>140503984
I'm fucking dying ...
I hope you don't practice this

>>140503635
Ill do anything she wants

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>>140503635

Ask
>Stop Trump from what exactly?

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ask to see benis XDDDDDD

>>140504686
What state? Central Coast, CA here. I dont have the balls to risk getting sucker punched or having my truck keyed.

>>140503635
Ask if I can inseminater

>>140503635
Depends....do I get to meet All Might?

>>140512517
Bwhahahahahahahahaha

Sign with a ridiculous sounding name La-Shalaquanka

>>140503635
Tell him the woods are a dangerous place for such a frail little boy

DETROITO SUMASHUUU!!!

>>140510951
You forgot the clapping. If enough people clap hard and laugh enough, Hillary will win the election.

>>140515325
This thing lives in Detroit? I could hunt for it this weekend...

>>140512718
Identify as Donald Trump.

>>140503635
i would teach the child about the complexity of politics, than i would fuck the shit out of her

>>140503635
Sign petition as Hue Mongus and ask her if she would like discuss resistance plans over some kale and lentil biscati. Get her stoned because leftwing degenerate use ctr talking points to give her false sense of security poor alcohol down he cum guzzler go back to her place Grease up my fingers and proceed to finger fuck her fat fart box; slowly, at first, adding more fingers and speed until I'm basically shadowboxing in her colon. Use the other hand to rustle her jimmy until she squirts an unending stream of girlcum/piss all over the floor. Remove hand from anus, and use her tongue as a handtowel to clean it off. Grab her by the hair and smear her face in her own cum/piss pooling on the floor below her. Force her to slurp the mess off the floor, put my toes in her mouth for added difficulty. As she's bent down, face first in the muck and the mire I wheel around behind her still gaping anus and pull it open with my fingers and spit in it. I then take out the 5 pound bag of ice that I picked up from the liquor store earlier in the day, as well as a beer. I fit as much ice in her bung as possible, while still leaving room for the standard size 12 fluid ounce can that I've been saving. At no point do I deign this slag the dignity of being allowed to be penetrated by any penis, let alone my own. The bitch is a rectal refrigerator at best, a floozie coozie, a bung bucket, an anal icebox. When the beer is finally cold, I pull it out of her with 0 fanfare. By this time she knows not to linger. She knows that when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

>>140503984
>Kids playing in the lake found your bag of bones.
You're dead

>>140503635
This is a boy, for all the people saying "she" and "her" pls stop.

>>140512125
I'm scared of the outside world too.

Sign the petition, obviously. Ask her to talk more about how to get involved. Get her shitfaced and get her off half a dozen times throughout the night. Convince her to be my roommate with benefits.

I'm sick of paying for my own place when I could share the rent with someone I'm fucking.

>>140503635
I would say why do you making petition in MUH Republic! GTFO from MUH Republic to your burgerland you grass headed socialist,

>>140503635
do i look like dr fucking seuss

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>>140503635
"....we're not in America"

>>140503635
>excuse me where is a benis :DDD

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>>140503635
blush
a-are you flirting with me

>>140522064
as if i would care

>>140503635
I would say I was too late for an apoitment and couldn't help.

>>140503635
Tell them no thanks, then ask if they want to sign my petition to support Trump building the wall.

>>140504090

This. Because I'm not an autistic retard.

>>140503635
How about instead I rape you?