Alright, /pol/. We need to have a talk about American Horror

>>140449232
Check out this faggot that watches ahs.

>>140449232

haha faggot, you watch AHS, your opinion is irrelevant.

>>140449889
watch the first episode and you'll thank me later

>>140449232
You work for whoever makes this show. We already know by word of mouth that this show mentions 4chan. You're trying to make us watch it.

tl;dr slide thread

>>140449232
Show looks really gay so no, post a clip on youtube.

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>>140450336
I'll post some screenshots from butthurt HRC supporters crying about how the main character makes them look bad

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>>140450603
kek

>>140449232
THEY KNOW https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Cercle

>>140449232
I got half way into season one and dropped it because of the unbridled faggotry i doubt there take on the 2016 election is going to be any better

>>140449232
Not watching your poorly written "horror for the masses."
fuck off back to your pedophile party.

>>140450974
They know what ? that a moderately conservative think tank funded by the CIA exists ? Absolutely shocking im sure this is the only international think tank the CIA has ever funded ever

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I'm out of screenshots for now. Most people are complaining about a bunch of clowns fucking (? think i missed that),

but here's some more context: This is the guy who is meant to represent Trump. He is apparently leading a cult following that is racist and shit. It's so over the top that I can't tell if it is satire or just raw obliviousness.

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1504669054106.webm

It was hilarious but it seems the overall message they were going for is that Trump supporters are violent clowns? Also moms. kek.

Blood Drive on Syfy is the shit, it's my show.

>>140451299
It seemed more like a comedy to me.

>>140454207
Normie genocide best day of my life

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Why are liberals such sore losers?

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>watching the epitome of liberal television

You're a fucking faggot dude

>>140449232
SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN

WHY DIDN"T THEY GIVE US A TRIGGER WARNING

>>140449232
>CNN trying to astroturf their own story right here, right now, on 4chan

walk into your closet and hang yourself, nobody wants you

REMINDER that AHS is satanist propeganda and will put demons in your lower intestinal tract if you watch the past seasons. This season seems to be safe because now we have Teflon™ Immunity Cat since Trump got elected.

>>140449232
It's called anthology you dumb nogger

>kid is reading comic under sheets
>about clown
>mom comes in and pulls off sheets
>what are you reading honey
>Come on show me, a picture of a bare breast or erect penis never hurt anybody
>this to a 8ish year old kid

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>>140449232
This is literally "American Horror story 4chan"

They call out explicitly by name 4Chan by name in a 2 minute diatribe, calling us basement dwellers, etc

Whoever wrote this show lurks.

F A G G O T

>>140457180
The things said on /pol/ is what ever one fucking thinks but no one says. AHS is now Lifetime without the filters on.

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>>140449232
I just saw this because I unironically liked Season 2 and only that season however I laughed at this several times I don't know what they're trying to accomplish none of this is scary just some shock with oooh so gruesome murder and SJW buzzwords being thrown left and right. Really bad episode and probably overall season what a way to destroy a show. Also what the actual fuck who talks about 4chan on live television? Edgy niggers.

>>140457500
I like that they completely change the theme of the show every once in awhile.

This season is political satire. Decent satire, too. Making fun of /pol/ and the left.

>>140449232
do my shekels actually goes toward these shit-tier slide threads?
OY VEY!

The only good seasons were the first and asylum
prove me wrong

>>140449232
Its a fucking shame how this show turned to shit, jesus.

>>140449232
If you really want to see what's happening watch Homeland instead.

>>140460831
explain

>>140449232
>a show where /pol/ dresses up as clowns and mumble Bane memes while killing dykes
so...the best show ever made?

Just finished watching the episode. Holy fuck that was so fucking good. Its almost as if one of you fuckers directed this...

The episode fully mocks lesbos and leftist degenerates so hard its a fucking comedy. Hands down a fucking comedy. its fucking satirical. Its making 4chan out to be some superpower, hidden in society and something degenerates genuinely need to be afraid of. I'm still tearing up from all the laughter ahahaha

>>140449232
This show is more Jewish bullshit and tricks, courtesy of the Hollywood liberal establishment.
Fuck them. I want my TrumpTV.

>>140449232
Yes, I agree with you OP.

It has been a complete satirical opening so far making fun of LIBERALS. who would have fucking thought

>>140454362
oh fug I only saw one preview and then forgot all about that. Is it really a decent show?

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>>140461926
>making subversive (((shadownetwork))) cult leaders and politicians worldwide

and here all i thought we did was make liberals cry

>>140458020
>it's satire
It's not satire if they're being 100% serious and lack any self awareness. That just makes it pathetic

>>140462191
Huh? I was asking if Blood Drive was any good, not AHS. I'm with this guy on my opinion of the new AHS season >>140461126.

>>140449232
Hi Paul,

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>>140449232
I can't believe you watch AHS faggot

Oy Vey they mentioned 4Chan in the episode

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504674753006.webm

the first season of AHS is great.

Everything after that is abysmal. Especially the "hurr gurl powr" season Coven.

>>140457180
>Whoever wrote this show lurks.

Whoever wrote this show lurks and is afraid lol

>>140464152
>Y-You're afraid! We're not!

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504677415512.webm

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504680990178.webm

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504674753006.webm

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504677481349.webm

>>140449232
i never get this "/pol/ is a nazi monolith".
i mean hell i'm pretty left on a lot of shit, but where the fuck else can you see unfiltered political discourse for better or worse on the internet. these people really seem to be afraid of a threat that really doesn't exist

Not as bad as I thought it'd be. Main leftist character is a hypocritical Stein voter, Evan Peter's character is easily the most interesting so far, plus he is explicitly a /pol/ user.

>>140449232
>Take everything antifa does
>Assign it to Trump supporters
>Encouraging law and order and conservative values means you're an evil sociopath and must want to murder people.
Why would I watch that? This is a drawn out version of "I AM SILLY!" cartoons.

>>140464638
You cut out the best part on the first one. The dramatic scary music that starts as soon as the red hat goes on.

>>140464942
you can hear it starting at 0:19 tho, still feels ominous imo

>>140464849
Plus even if it wasn't intentional, they seemed to make fun of the Hillary voters who overreacted to Trump winning. Like the main character has LITERAL Trump derangement syndrome.

The best part is that the main lesbian character voted for jill stein because she was so sure hillary would win

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>>140465125
I miss this style

>>140464152
>(You) are afraid

The entire show is satire catering to both sides.

>Woman is anti-Trump and over the top liberal
>Guy is pro-Trump that starts going on tirades about fear is a currency and is going to start a cult based on fear

Both characters exist for everyone to enjoy.

>>140464152

>writers confirmed afraid of the hacker known as 4chan

lol what a shitty fucking show, hope to God this is the season that finally kills it.

>>140449232
This show hasn't been good since Coven.

>>140465922
Earlier in the episode the guy is screaming at his wife because she forgot to vote and because Jill Stein stole votes from Hillary.

It's all satire.

>>140466043
Like Hotel, didn't like Freak Show because it was just too unsettling for me.

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>>140449232
ENJOY YOUR COVFEFE, BITCH

Don't feed the animals.

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>>140465922

>>140464638

Lol not gonna lie that Evan Peters guy is a good actor

>>140466194
Dandy was the only reason I kept watching Freak Show.

>>140449232
>I suggest everybody watch this shit for maximum lulz.

Jews desperate for views

No thanks, you degenerate scumlord, TV is for wankers.

>>140466486
Same, Roanoke fucked up when he wasn't the character that was literally related to him.

Where do I watch this? Is it out yet?

>>140449232
just watched the intro, very funny.

"Why couldn't CNN have given us a trigger warning before announcing the result?"

>>140466593
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:9e1dde2c07562f5c530471247201508e93fa5a5d&dn=American.Horror.Story.S07E01.HDTV.x264-SVA%5beztv%5d.mkv&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a80&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3a6969&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexodus.desync.com%3a6969&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fglotorrents.pw%3a6969%2fannounce

not sure if that link will work

>>140466593
>Where do I watch this? Is it out yet?

http://putlockertv.ist/watch/vJYQ2Z0d-american-horror-story-season-7/episode-1.html

>>140450603
The election is over retard. No one cares. And only girls watch ahs. Faggot. If you're gonna shill at least go for demographics favorable to your shitty little drama show.

>>140459757
True dat

>>140466593
>>140466700
this one works, I got it in 5-6 min
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/18535174/American.Horror.Story.S07E01.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS[ettv]

>>140449232
>watching television
>analyzing a degenerate tv show for meaning

Pleas grow up

>>140449400
Fpbp

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>>140466740

>>140466740
>The election is over retard.

Tell that to the entire country.

>>140450336
I work in advertising and the copy in OP is too clean not to be

>>140466876
What's with the gif? Got something to say pal?

>>140449232
The opening scene was funny as fuck. Only time I've ever seen MSM make fun of SJWs.

>>140449232
You watch AHS hang yourself faggot

Could someone screenshot the 4chan part and put subtitles?

>>140466956
Pretty sure everyone knows

>>140466705
>I won't believe anything until I hear Rachael Maddow say it. She's the only one I trust.
1:48 into the ep. lel

>>140461527
It's opening that way to grab you guys. They know libs will stick it out for the season. But it's going to get steadily more anti you

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>>140449232
>giving views to kike shows.
pls go, you don't belong here

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>>140449232
Why does this thread wreak of kikery?

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>>140449232
I just finished watching the episode.

Is this just supposed to scare liberals and spread more propaganda?

All it did for me was make me laugh every now and then.

Am I missing something here?

>>140464152
This gave me a fucking boner.

>>140459757
This statement is infallible.

>>140467472
Nope

>>140449232
Everyone is a caricature in the show. The far right and the far left are portrayed in their extreme and radical final form.

I think it shows pretty accurately how the United States have become overran by these two poles. The self-destructive PC liberal that cannot be reasoned with, and the equally ignorant Right that are on the verge of becoming Facism reborn.

In all seriousness, it isn't awesome, or a compliment, how AHS portrayed you tards as something to be feared.

That is not how a country becomes harmonious and prosperous.

>>140461126
Omg me too. I had to subscribe to Netflix but it was well worth it. My sides hurt.

At one point when they were talking about 4Chan a char was like orly and a owl hooted and then this fat cow with dyed green hair was like ya rly.

Oh wow soooooo good. I'm going to buy all of the DVDs when it all comes out just for this episode.so worth it. Brb watching it again. Lelelelelel.

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>ITT
>/pol/ is triggered

wow. what a surprise. i never would have guessed

>>140467968
It isn't on netflix

the main character is by all intensive purposes, clinically retarded, and she transmits the disease to their sjw++positive gender neutral plutonic love child

>>140468012
You're weird.

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>>140468012
Nice ID faggot.

>>140467735
>The right that are on the verge of becoming Facism reborn
You're not living in reality.

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>>140468012
>>140468316

>we don’t need to protect the Jewish community center, we need to let them blow it up.

Writers are lurking.

>>140459757

Can't argue with that

>>140468319
I live in a much better reality and nation than you. We didn't become a prosperous nation by doing what you burgers are currently doing.

>>140468012
lol GAY

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>>140468130
The heroine of the story is stricken with Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Lol wow the fact that the fatty wearing the MAGA hat is a tranny IRL is retarded

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>>140449232

Its not a redpill. Its laziness.

They couldn't come up with something legitimately creative so they went political. Looks like this show is on the way out.

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>>140458020

You realize this show was created, produced, and is still written by an actual faggot, right? It's absolutely agenda based, it's the homosexual that made Glee for fucks sake, of course it's going to have a political angle

>>140468538
You're the coolest. How do I become you?

>>140468695
I'll be fine with it as long as Evan Peters gets to go on a many episode long shitposting rampage. If the shitposting gets snuffed out too soon it will be just as onesided as all the other garbage on TV.

>>140449232
oh it started already? season 1 really was the best season, it all went to hit after that

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>>140451692
If that's supposed to be Trump then who is this on the TV Ya retard

>>140468695
Looks like they browsed comment sections for unhinged rants and picked some of the common recurring themes. That's all.

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>>140454207
>>140464152
>>140464638
>dese niggas can't even cross-board quote
Here's your fucking spoonfeed:
>>>/[BOARD_NAME]/[POST_NUMBER]
Take note that there are 3 arrows, not 2

>>140467735
It's actually a joke. They prove that lefty idiots think anyone to the right of Leena Dunham is a nazi. It's ridiculous and it's funny because you try to inflict harm or grab attention by preaching about unrealistic fears and you just get laughed at and called a crazy snowflake or completely ignored by the people you actually need hear you. Ignoring you and making fun of you isn't fascism. Valuing individual rights and free speech is literally the opposite of what you accuse trump supporters of being even when it applies to idiots like Richard spencer.

>>140457138
Did this really happen? WTF

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>>140464152
>>140464592
>You're afraid. We're not.

>>140467735
You country, hell, your whole continent, is nothing more than a sanitized, soulless open-air prison populated with suicidal bugpeople and savage invading beasts ruled over by kikes who'd make Julius Streicher call them over-the-top caricatures.
Fuck Switzerland and damn your empty neutral hearts.

>>140449232
>watching degenerate leftist TV shows
>not watching Hallmark Channel productions
it's 2017 OP. please try to keep up.

>>140468538
>We didn't become a prosperous nation by doing what you burgers are currently doing.
Your nation became prosperous by being unscrupulous money-launderers and double-dealers.

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>>140469499
I watch Frasier on Hallmark Channel; I used to watch Golden Girls, too, but I can't unsee the heavy Semitic undertones in it and it's just not enjoyable for me anymore.

>>140468695
>Its laziness.
>They couldn't come up with something legitimately creative so they went political.
This answer is the right one.

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Don't care. Freak Show was the only good season.

>>140469272
Yeah, that's basically how the scene plays out.

>>140465884
Like Karen in Will & Grace, racists and libcucks love her equally

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>>140470091

>>140469620
Yeah, just like seinfeld, 10/10 comedie until they start with their kike shit

>>140469746
Freak Show was shite

>>140464152
Parents basement!!!! HAHA good one!!!

Just watched it. wtf I love clowns now

>>140468012
Fake and GAYYYYYYY

>>140449232
FUCK OFF FAGGOT SHOVE YOUR COPYWRITING UP YOUR ASS

>>140459757
I think the only good thing outside of those is the intro to the witch season.

This just reaffirms that the lefties still have no idea why trump was elected. This show is retarded.

American Horror Story: Cult Introduces the Most Terrifying Villain in Years "Empowered 4chan guy"

https://www.google.com/amp/www.tvguide.com/amp/news/american-horror-story-cult-premiere-kai-evan-peters/

>>140454362
>Blood Drive
that show is filmed in my city, pretty cool

I just finished watching this. Without a doubt the funniest damn thing I have ever seen.

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>>140464152
Sounds like butthurt libcucks wrote the script for this show desu
lemme guess Hilarycuck supporters?

>you 4chan guys
What did he mean by this?

>>140469620
Try Chesapeake Shores

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>>140457180
>mentioning 4chan in a tv show
it was kind of ok when mr robot did it because it was subtle
this shit
is not ok

Can cool memes be made from this show?
They are trying to mock us and failing but we can always turn it around to make the lib characters seem pathetic and the trump ones seem awesome.

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>>140464448
oy vey not the ovens

Why SJW looking faggot was 4chan?

Picture a woman, half-naked, running down an abandoned city street at night. Tears are running down her face as she gasps and sobs. you hear an odd noise, quiet at first, barely there but soon it becomes louder. Squeaking. Constant squeaking from multiple sources. Then they come around the corner.

Clowns. A dozen of them, their shoes making loud squeaking and honking noises, their painted on smiles only slightly larger than the real smiles they have on their faces. The woman is barefoot and is quickly caught and surrounded by these painted up attackers.

Before she can cry out, a balloon giraffe is shoved down her throat as several clowns take out their own balloons and begin putting them onto their throbbing erections. She's bent over one of the clowns while two others come at her from the front and behind. They quickly penetrate her and begin honking their horns in rhythm with their thrusts while the idle clowns perform somersaults and pratfalls as they wait their turns with her.

The honking begins to speed up as the clowns near orgasm and increase the rate of their thrusting. Shortly after, they all pull out of her and ejaculate into their balloons. They quickly remove them, blow them up and make them into different animals as the other clowns move in to take their turns.

This goes on for nearly two hours. The woman is exhausted and bruised, trembling from the cold and the trauma. Most of the clowns have left, save one final clown doing her throat raw. He pulls his wiener out and blows his load all over her face, then stands back to admire his handiwork.

She looks up at him, tears in her red eyes and tries to talk.

He hits her in the face with a pie.

>>140449232
No, tell that to a certain percentage of the country who can't even and just want to act like petulant children. Vocal minority who should be in a mental hospital does not constitute the sane rest.

is that darkweb site real? where i can see stuff like this?

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>>140467268
>Not knowing the different between reek and wreak
>white man in 2017

tut tut. murican education. You should beg for the British empire to take you back instill some culture back into you.

>>140473303
I meant to say difference guys! shit i should of proof read. Its impossible to claim someones stupid while mispelling in the same sentence LEL.
Its just genuine proof read laziness. Confusing reek and Wreak apart is unforgivable

>>140449232
wrong board normie

>>140473303
reek is what you do to someone when they bend over to tie their shoe

wreak is what you when your parents getting murdered in front of your eyes spurs you into years of training to become a bat themed vigilante focused on stopping other lunatics with various but complimentary themes.

>>140466740
>only girls watch ahs
Pretty much this

>>140464152
>>140464638
jesus christ this is some of the most cringe tv I've ever seen, someone got paid to write that?

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>>140468012
>that ID

>>140468012
Of course the Drake faggot has gay in his ID. Kys

>>140449232
just spam low ratings on every website that will allow it, pretty simple

This shitty ass show is still running? Christ.
>tfw you learn walking dead is still on too

>>140457180
We probably inadvertently red pilled a couple writers, producers, and directors...... Kek

>>140464638
Another case of liberals projecting....

Real life Antifa liberals throw piss and shit at everyone while yelling out white slurs...... In the show it's a right winger throwing piss at Mexicans while yelling out racial slurs.

The projections are becoming so blatantly obvious.

>>140464638
why the fuck would a Nazi LARPer dye his hair like he's some tumblrina snowflake?

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>>140449232
Haha what a dumb faggot watching AHS I bet you love the Tel Aviv Vision don't you nigger?

>>140464152
>meet some people who aren't like you
You can somewhat justifiably imply 4chan is an echo chamber, but it's hardly the only one. It's mostly a home for the disenfranchised.

>>140467968
it isn't on netflix

0/10

you guys saying freak show was best season are trash. freak show is almost as bad as roanoke or coven.

ASYLUM BEST SEASON

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The producers for AHS Ryan Murphy (a literal degenerate faggot who produced Glee one of the gayest shows in American history) and Brad Fulchuk "His mother is Nancy Falchuk, the national president of the American Jewish women's organization Hadassah (as of 2007)."

Fuck off faggot kike shills, literally.