>be me (a young white male)
>lead a happy life
>visit grandmother
>grandmother is good with money
grandmother:
>it must be our jewish heritage
me:
>jewish heritage?
grandmother:
>my great grandma was jewish
me thinking:
>shit
>later at home
>ask mother
mother:
>yes we have jewish heritage
>mother shows my jewish ancestor on the family tree
>goes back along line of mothers only
>according to jewish laws a person with a jewish mother is a jew
According to the kikes laws I'm on of (((them))). What the fuck do I do?
>>140381044
Embrace it. Can't regret something you can't choose to change.
>>140381044
Stop spying on us you shit
>>140381044
You must be underage. My jewish genes kicked in when i was around 17. I was playing some vidya and i suddenly felt an incredible sensation, like a mental orgasm. It was really good, and it always comes back when i'm feeling down. It helped me choose my college degree (economic sciences) and i also felt the urge to become some kind of salesman. I hope your genes kick in soon too.
:-)
>>140381044
enjoy it. Jew privilege is one the only true race-based "privileges". Flaunt your kike ancestory and reap the nepotistic benefits
>>140381044
You might as well get your parcel of land in Israel.
20 percenter here. Im planning to join a synagogue and getting into politics. Skys the limit friend. Heil
>>140381929
f
>>140381044
Who cares, if you wanna be a jew go be a jew, if you wanna renounce your ancestry (as long as you're raised christian), than do so...Jews are basically white anyways after mixing with them for thousands of years so who the fuck cares as long as you're not practicing? If anything you should be proud of your superior jew genes.
>>140381044
You must convert to Christianity and remember always that you are evil.
>>140381929
MMMMOOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS
>>140383727
You're probably like 12 yourself.
>>140381044
Subvert kikedom by making "dear fellow jews" tweets.
>>140381044
Hitler declared certain Jews like Emil Maurice to be Honorary Aryans. So long as you know where your loyalties lie, your ancestry doesn't matter.
>>140381044
Move to Israel and enjoy living in the only legal ethno-state in the world.
>>140381044
Grow up and realise that shit makes no difference?
>like anything in life it becomes a problem when your revolve your life around it
Nah, you're not a Jew. Ashkenazis are a race and if only your grandma's great-grandma was Jewish there is not a drop left in you.
>>140381825
this
>>140381934
also this
>>140384906
but mostly this
or you can just marry a white woman and make sure your 3/4 whiteness continues
this is my plan
Same here, OP. It makes reading the Bible interesting.
>>140381044
Oy vey, time to get in the oven buddy. Nah but seriously, if you're a goy at heart then be a goy. There's plenty of honourable Jews about, Roger Dommergue, Bobby Fischer, Benjamin H. Freedman, be like them, instead of the scummy kikes.
>>140381044
Become a redpilled kike
You can't go around and join any NatSoc group, but the kike's worst nightmare is a redpilled kike
>>140384306
>(((WE WE WE WE WE)))
Day of the oven when?
>>140381044
>>jewish heritage?
No.
A heritage is customs inherited from your ancestors.
If you had a "Jewish Heritage" you'd know it because it'd be part of your life.
You have some Jewish genes, not a Jewish heritage.
>>140390179
THIS. Be the kind of Jew that can't support Israel.
you have to be our undercover jew. Find out their plans.
If a German invites you to camp or offers to let you use their shower, say no.
>>140381044
Look at Stephen Miller - become the Jew who stops the rest of them destroying western civilization
>>140381044
>my great grandma was a jew and that makes me good with money
>but all the races are equal
The SWPL mindset
Who cares, you'll be rich.
Wire me some cash :)
>>140381780
>Brajewlian