Why would anyone live in an area that's guaranteed to be

>>140374179
These are the same rural retards who voted for drumpf

>>140374179
Still less destructive than niggers.

:^)

>>140374179
tornadoes cause far less devastation than earthquakes, hurricanes, floods, nignogs, and cartels.

sounds pretty smart to me.

I live in Maryland and we had an F4 tornado like 15 years ago. They don't just happen in tornado alley.

>>140375177
Don't forget wildfires

>>140374179
go cry about your rain and fog , pussy

>>140374179
you are greatly overestimating the power of tornadoes.

why not say the same for cities on the coast and hurricanes, which are much more destructive than tornadoes.

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>>140375325
Don't forget Volcanos

>>140375177
>>140375325
You get all this except for hurricanes in Oklahoma!

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>hurricanes
>tornadoes
>supervolcanos
>earthquakes
>blizzards
>tsunamis
none of that shit happens here

>>140374179
Because some of us live for the happening

>>140376961
Az best state, conservative and beautiful desert.
The only thing I don't like about Az are illegals.

>>140376961
Arizona will be a blue state soon.

>>140374179
Moving is hard. and there really isn't a part of the continental US that is immune to disasters

>>140374179
with that bitch logic half of the world wouldn't be populated

gosh pol is fucking dumb

>>140374179
Tornadoes are fun homie.

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>>140378628
GET OUT

>move east and die in a hurricane or flood
>move west and die in a fire or get nuked
>move central and die to a tornado or a supervolcano

>>140379595
>move midwest and die in a drunk car accident.

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>>140376961
Blizzards do happen in the mountains but generally you are correct

Az is the last best hope for America

>>140374179
I wouldn't. Those would be the worst states in which to live even without tornadoes.

>>140374179
Is Michigan truly the best state? Not in zones of common
>tornadoes
>earthquakes
>hurricanes
>wildfires
>floods
only downsides are the nigger and mudslime containment zones but most states have those

>>140381373
It's also surrounded by an incredible amount of fresh water so even in events of spectacular government breakdown, you have one of your most pressing survival requirements taken care of. Most of the time you can drink it straight without having any problems.

>What is insurance and prep
Had to live in fucking Oklahoma for work so I insured the shit out of my house and my stuff. Tornado is coming, I grab all my valuables and go into my shelter bellow my house. Tornado removes house, insurance pays more then house and stuff. I take my happy ass out of Oklahoma with a fat check.

>>140384808
or just have underground houses, its fucking oklahoma whats the point in trying to impress anyone that lives miles away from you anyway

>>140385483
Insurance is probably cheaper and easier than building and maintaining a house sized underground shelter. Plus the depression of living in a pit.

>>140386017
yeah i didnt think that one through at all i forgot theres no natural light