Help. Start new job tomorrow. So anxious i can't sleep.

>>140293316
get some sleep.

>>140293316
Jerk off at work.

>>140293316
jerk off with your boss

>>140293316
Jerk off so you fall asleep the more sleep you get the more testosterone you have that's a proven fact so the benefits of not jerking off will be negated by you being tired.

>>140293493
Agreed.
Melatonin. Thanks.
I will jerk thw first day in boss womans coffee

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jerk off at work FOR your boss.

>>140293668
Ah shit. Must research this.
Kill me.

>new job
>your first thoughts are about jerking off

You're not going to make it my dude. How much of a weirdo shut in are you?

>>140293774
Just getting that from a study a heard about. Basically they were testing the testosterone levels of these guys in the navy and they found out they the estrogen levels of 70 year old women because they were only getting like 4 hours of sleep a night. I'm paraphrasing a little bit and it might've been navy seals but either way get some sleep.

>>140294110
Lol see your concern.
Been wfh for 8 years.
Anxious.
All needs to be right for me and the evil pee pee is toxifying.

>>140294155
Ok... unzips dick. It's time anon. Merci bud!

>>140293539
Theres a guy at my job thats been caught jerking off in the stall twice now. Fuckin fucked. The first time people heard his porn coming out of his earbuds, the second time a few guys heard the fap-fap-fap-fap. The entire company had to give the whole workforce a meeting on washroom etiquette. The absolute state of liberal Canada, titsorgtfo and gentleman

>>140294342
The fact that you've been working for 8 years shows that you aren't 14 years old, so if you think this much about jerking off you should seek some help or something. That's really not normal.

>>140294518
Lol jesus. Sad thing is i have done exact thing many times.
Not now tho!

>>140294518
Am I just low libido or are these people freaks? I fuck my gf a few times a week, jerk off once or twice a week, and otherwise don't really think about sex or beating off. What's wrong with these people that they can't make it through a work day?

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