Imagine you live in the tropics. The fats in your body stay liquid your whole life. No creaky joints or achy bones. And them some asshole says "come to australia it's so nice here" and you go to start your new life, thinking the sun will shine and the beers will pour...
I am so fucking cold. What the FUCK.
>>140251214
At least there are kangaroos
crikey
>>140251214
You don't even know what real cold is. Stop whining.
>>140251214
Where was that pic taken?
>>140251214
>Fats in your body stay liquid your whole life.
Explain please.
min 12 celsius kek
>>140251214
Buy a heater? Jesus Christ.
>>140252679
Neither do you.
>>140254420
Mt Wellington if I had to guess
>>140251214
Pussy
>>140251214
God created A'straya to train the faithful.
https://youtu.be/ef3beK367tA
Opportunities are available in all walks of life in Australia
So if you're young and if you're healthy
Why not get a boat and come to Australia
Australia, the chance of a lifetime
Australia, you get what you work for
Nobody has to be any better than what they want to be
Australia, no class distinction
Australia, no drug addiction
Nobody's got a chip on their shoulder
We'll surf like they do in the U.S.A.
We'll fly down to Sydney for our holiday
On sunny Christmas Day
Australia, Australia
No one hesitates at life or beats around the bush in Australia
So if you're young and if you're healthy
Why not get a boat and come to Australia
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Everyone walks around with a perpetual smile across their face
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Australia sha-la-la-la sha-la-la-la
Everyone gets around and nobody can ever get you down
We'll surf like they do in the U.S.A.
We'll fly down to Sydney for our holiday
On sunny Christmas Day
Australia, Australia