I find it hard to take the UK seriously when they allow small children to own dangerous weapons.
>>140232810
ALL HAIL OUR NEW KING!
>>140232810
Gotta fight off the rapist with something.
>>140232810
That's a very poorly made sword, it looks like it was stamped from a piece of sheet metal
>>140232810
*Gets arrested for buying a butter knife*
Its the prophecy!
The sword is announced the same day as the new royal baby.
Oh shit; lookout world.
Bin that sword!
You may not like it but this is what peak King of England performance looks like.
>>140232810
Hopefully she will use it to cut the head of some muslim rapist
>>140233226
Looks like a practice sword for HEMA or something.
>>140232810
W E A P O N I Z E D L O L I S
>>140233226
Well the news story that goes with the picture is that she's a fan of King Arthur and found Excalibur while walking by a lake. More than likely, her father planted it there for her, but it's a cute story.
>>140232810
Yes because children have totally bought dangerous weapons by themselves with money they have worked for and without adult supervision.
SAGE
>>140232810
>not desentagrayed from rust
>25 years old max
>larpers throwing it into lake
Don't know the full story, but it wouldn't surprise me if this parent and little girl were investigated and imprisoned for her possession of this "knife" based on this photo.
>>140233646
Impressive strawman argument.
>>140232810
The sword is called a Federschwert. It's a practice longsword used from the Renaissance to modern day in sword fighting. Judging by the amount of rust and the fact that it was found at the bottom of a lake, I'd say it's anywhere from 30-60 years old.
*inhale*
>>140235729
EKUSU-
>>140235793
CALIBAAAAAAR
Maybe the child is trained in the arts of beheading minorities? I hope so because there are way to much
>>140232920
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>>140235729
>>140235793
>>140235838
FUCKING SUBHUMAN MONGRELS
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