Why are Europeans so invested in American Politics but not

>>140200308
Because your country is so invested in ours.

>>140200768
Fpbp

>>140200308
Europe is the prison cells America is the playing field.

Australia is free and happy to convince you that you both in in VERY GOOD PLACES CLAP CLAP BRAVO.

don't visit me.

>>140200308
because America is 1 country with only 2 parties, its pretty easy to learn about it

Europe on the other hand has dozens of coutnries with a dozen of parties in each one. Do the math

>>140203068
Math. Naw, man, that's privileged and only for whites.

They are a meme, you are invested in our immigration policies.

>>140200308
america has almost achieved a cultural victory

>>140200308
Because you dictate European politics in various ways, sometimes illegally, and it feels like we all dodged a bullet when you elected Trump.

>>140200308
European politics is too sophisticated. It's like asking why ballet is less popular than wrestling.

>>140200308
Because america is the leading powerhouse of the world, be it in corruption, degeneracy, or economic growth and living standards.
It is far too big to not focus on.

From the American POV, Europeans are very predictable. From the European POV, Americans are very surprising.

>>140200308
We're not. You just think we are. The only people posting threads about the US politics are americans

>>140203894
>sophisticated
lol
The word you are looking for is convoluted

>>140203979
yeah, this is an american board, a good portion of us are americans abroad

European politics only matter as a warning of what The United States should avoid.

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>>140200977
Please don’t. Our progressives only gave up on refugees last year.

>>140200308
Because Europe is not one cuntry, that you can easily follow.
That's why you should stay out of other's people business altogether, you have zero idea what's happening and only make shit worse. Jews on other hand benefit from your ignorance.

>>140204127
USA wished they were like Europe, USA is basically Brazil at this point, everyone is a mongrel, everyone racemixed, no ethnic identity etc

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>>140204259
Wrong pic.

>>140203068
Because there is no politics in Europe, only bureaucrats.

>>140200308
yurocucks are little baby bitches that would get thrown in jail if they said half the shit they say about America about their own countries

Because America is Europe/Europe is America.

>>140204003
Exactly my point. As an american, the intricacies of european politics are lost on you and you are left with the sense of confusion. By contrast, an european is able to easily grasp the simplistic nature of american discourse.

>>140200308
all answers can be distilled back to the eternal anglo

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>>140204271
well there is Amerigan exceptionalism which stipulates that no-matter what, Ameriga is the winner of the argument. Pay no heed to the dreamers, Hillary glindon, Zog, the 20 trillion dollar debt, Don Lemon or Aneeta sarkeesian.

America is the world power and everyone else thinks they have a right to have their opinions heard. They don't have that right of course. But they wish they did.

>>140204410
Merkel runs shit? That's the jist right?

>>140200308
Its worse, not only do they feel our pain from thousands of miles away and wouldnt know the difference between a 7-11 and a circle-k but they get soooooooooo pissed when we comment on their affairs. fuckin ameriboos. sargon and totalcancer are perfect examples

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>>140200308
They've been demoralized.

>>140200308
Because this is an English speaking politics themed board. What should be discuss instead? Britain, Australia?
Use your god damned head for once before creating these rearded theads next time.

>>140204500
l-lets g-go get fit america!
T-that's why I'm so buff!...

>>140200308
cus europeans own us, simple as that

>>140200308
USA media and hollywood indoctrinated EU into this cuck multiculturalist mentallity. All we hear about is US. Everyday same Trump articles, same articles about "police brutality". Jews just want to doom us to same fate.

>>140200308
american politics is more entertaining. everyone else is somewhat professional most of the time

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>>140200308
> why are other countries so invested in the country that is a world hegemon that effectively has a huge impact on their economy but not the other way around.

idk man you tell me

>>140200308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM

>>140200768
FPBP

If Europe actually had something to
Incentivize America, like money and protection, then America might have a reason to give a damn about tiny countries thousands of miles away

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>>140200308
Burgers don't understand our politics

it's too complicated for them, they're used to having elections that are just yes/no camps shouting at each other.

It's like watching WWE and realizing the people don't know it's fake

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American politics is a massive laugh to me, it's like watching a game show, but you're all so blind to it.

>>140200308
Europeans seem equally interested in other politics.

We have the occasional european in the latin america threads same as the occasional US poster.

You can't excuse ignorance with Muh superpower.

>>140200308
Because your politics are such a shitshow that its entertaining to watch. It's basically like watching a circus. European politics tend to be more toned down and proper, so it's not really that entertaining to follow.

Kinda the same reason why people would visit a zoo and watch monkeys instead of going to a boardroom meeting.

>>140200308
Because America is the world Hegemon

Let's put it this way a tribe in Africa circa 1850 should carefully watch every move of the British but do you think Queen Victoria gave a single fuck about some backward savages? Of course not because of the power imbalance. It's the same but just not as extreme. America is not only the economic world power but also cultural world power.

>>140219496
Lmfao burger here can confirm. Have wrestle mania president currently.

>>140220310
Dude you need to remove the plank from your own eye.

>>140200308
most of Europeans barely know anything about US politics. they should be able to tell you there are democrats and republicans but that's it. the shitposters here are not really representative Europeans for this.

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>>140200308
Italian politics used to be absolute gold when Berlusconi was in power, truly a meme president.
Now it's just boring cucks sucking EU cocks.

I keep an eye on American politics in the same manner as I would keep an eye on a retarded kid with an axe playing around other kids...

And no America is not a cultural power, they have no culture other than buying and eating shit they don't need. They demonstrate the worst possible aspects of man kind. It's ugly to watch.

>>140221618
>Berlusconi
Remember when he got btfo by a Finnish Pizza chain? Good times

>>140221618
Chirac-Berlusconi should have been the way of Europe

>>140200308
unless you do it for work, it takes lot of time and dedication to have a solid background on how politics in europe works, damn even just your own single euro country is a lot of work to understand
those who are very interested usually study all kind of politics, be it american or asian or whatever, but most just shout memes

>>140221810
Kotipizza? That was actually a fun idea.

Because there's only 1 US federal government and 50 governments in Europe.

>>140221866
I'm sorry cousin I don't know much about Chirac. Was he a fun guy? Did he troll the EU,leftards and femminists?

>>140200308
>Trying to listen to blatantly idiot politicians talking about politics, gazzilions of parties that manage to accomplish exactly nothing, unknown politicians
>Watching the immense fun that was the 2016 election, and now opening twitter to Trump, shitposter-in-chief, shitposting celebrities and the MSM, and shitposting the country into a nuclear war
Gee i wonder why

>>140204259
I like this one.

>>140200308
We only get involved in European politics if we get to go over there and shoot krauts.

america if countries were cities american would be the capital

>>140200308
The amount of comedy.

Name one other country electing a failed true tv host and truly expect he is competent.

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>>140222052
>true tv
It's called "reality tv", Jonne.

>>140205120
This doesn't apply to the Sven
We can drink, fight we are good at sports and we have our own borders and currency

>>140203957
Whats so surprising about it? The entire system is a clash between traditional morals, individualist morals, marxist morals, greed, and spite. Whats not to understand?

>>140204271
Mate we do as much business as the entire european continent, we are the fucking size of the european continent, not only are we richer than you but outside of our cities, which might I add are now less "culturally enriched" than yours, minorities do not exist. 80% of the country is rural white communities that have never once seen a minority.

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>>140226694
kekd

>>140226794
roligt, för det är sant! :)

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>>140200308
We are all living in America.

Europe is basically a slave to America. All our politicans are controlled by "American" Jews.