Guys. I just found out I'm illegal. My parents overstayed

You must go back

>>140171977
Are you white?

>>140171977
You can join GTFO

Be patient, DACA was ended because a military draft is coming up, if you don't want to see combat, try joining the [ch]Air Force.

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>>140171977
out with you!

>>140171977
>Joining the military for the gibs
Them days are likely over soon also.

Time to go back.

>>140171977

>Guys. I just found out I'm illegal.

Glad you're staying strong anon, in terms of recruitment, it depends on your area. If you posted your address I could give you much better advice.

>>140171977
Join the military and go to NK for us or gtfo

>>140172535

Good advice anon

>>140171977
Go home and make your country great!

>Guys I just found out my parents were squatting in someone else's house and now those people are trying to kick us out

I hope you blame your parents and only your parents for this, amigo.

>>140171977
>just found out

so you didn't know when you had trouble getting a licence or a bank account?

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>>140171977

No exceptions, deport

>>140171977
what race?

Just go back and come here legally?

>>140171977
You're not an American. Get the fuck out. Take your lazy worthless fucking parents with you if they haven't slithered back to wherever they're from. Blame them; they are literally the source of all your problems due to the irresponsibility and complete disregard for your well-being.

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>>140171977
>Make the m3xican version of Alex Jones
>start to red pill all Mexicans that we need to find the satanic Jews and CIA and shoot them for destroying Mexico. Make weed legal and tax. If people in government say no. We make a list and offer Americans to come in and have a legal purge.
DO IT FAGGOT

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Would you like to know more?

>>140171977
Sorry Steve,you got to go back, even if you don´t have a country to go back

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>>140171977
leave.

>>140171977
even if you are white, you must go back

>>140171977

>Can I join the Navy to get papers???

I think so, yes.

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Sorry, but you don't belong in this world

As long as you are an American first, I support your staying here.

If you let the government know about your situation, the legalities will be MUCH easier to solve. I'm sure your chances of getting citizenship are higher if you have the integrity to do that.

>>140171977

out

>>140171977
Have you tried a rope and a rickety chair?

>>140171977
Sorry that your parents broke the law. You should tell them they're shit for ruining your life. You're going back to where you were meant to be, you should be happy for that.

>>140174539
You can gtfo too

>>140171977
>idk what to do
start packing paco!

>>140171977
Get ready for the stupid psyop influx of 'muh DACA ended now i'm illegal feel sorry for me" shit /pol/ these threads are going to be happening for at least a week non stop.

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>>140171977
I love it! 50% of DACA are fucking chinks, I would love to see them go back to fucking Asia

Yea if you enlist then theyll give you and your family citizenship Im in the navy myself and know a few people who have done that

>>140172282
damn you're fucking right on the money I'd wager.

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>>140171977
If you don't have papers you're not an American, silly. You have to go back.

>>140171977
>I'm an American with no papers
So not American then.

>>140171977
You should be happy you get to leave this shit country and never claim to be American. I wish I had an excuse to pack up and start a new life, but I'm literally stuck here.

>>140175921
>not wanting Asians in America

have a nice life back in mehico juan

>>140171977
Measure your skull and send measurements. We must determine your genetic fitness. If you are European Mexican of Spanish stock you 'aight nigga. Your IQ is adequate. But anything less is a detriment to the country.