>No , one is giving us enough attention. >Lets preten

At Least the next world war is getting going.

>>140138962
This for real happened to me. A family member and I were hanging out and on of her friends came over and was obviously pregnant. I start asking baby questions to her because I have a kid and she tells me its on of those fake pregnancy bellies and she just wanted to see what being pregnant was like. Wtf

is that thing even human?
looks part potato

>>140139248

The chubby one didn't even need a fake belly.

>>140139129
This

>>140139414

Please no

If I ever see a pregnant woman irl and I have even the slightest inclination to believe she's faking it, I'm karate kicking that bitch in her stomach to expose her.

>>140139682

I used to have a neighbor who slept around alot, anyways she would tell all the guys she was pregnant and try to either get weekly money out of them or abortion money. She always had like five guys on this hook.

>>140138962
>women who won't have kids because they're focusing on the careers making clickbait pretend that it sucks so they can go another day avoiding the constant feeling of empty and low key alcoholism.


i'll skip this one and watch they one about gay guys doing pushups for a week and they saying their muscles definitely look bigger instead.

>>140138962
Don't give them views

https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=AZ9dwEf90kA

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>>140142924
Feminism was a mistake

>>140138962
if fat people spent half the time they spend on their hair, nails, makeup, wardrobe just walking they wouldn't be fat.

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>>140140160
that happened to me many years ago..i was in the navy and this bitch caught me drunk and horny. said a week later she was pregnant.....threatened to garnish my wages, tell the c.o., etc...kinda scared the shit outta me and cost me $500...i had the last laugh when she died in a motorcycle accident along with her fat pig boyfriend later that year

>>140139248
Birth control makes women do strange things.

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>>140142924

I wonder if there's something similar for men where if they can't find a mate by a certain age, they start getting sexually attracted to anything.

>>140139129
you fucking anime loving idiot.

do you even know what world war means?

my grandpa would kill you for that sentence.

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>>140138962
> so this guy at the grocery store was giving me very aggressive eye contact, but he was attractive so he must have been checking me out
> i noticed people looking at me more, i felt a bit more judged
> wow the lyft driver looked at my stomach and didn't say a word to me... what a creep!
> being pregnant is very hard and difficult

I guess the overall message here to their majority female audience is that having children is difficult. Or in other words, please have less children.