>spend more on defense than the next 5 countries combined

>>140083960
>a russian pretending to be german

SUURREEE

>>140083960
>scare the public to get more money for the military industrial complex
Ahmed, you know nothing.

>>140083960
Yeah good luck defending yourselves with broomsticks, Kraut.

>>140083960
Weak bait euro trash

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>>140084144

We will sweep you off your feet.

>>140083960
We will never be prepared because our military is bogged down by cronyism.

>>140084123
>Ahmed, you know nothing.

This is a lie.

I know everything.

>>140084215
There to clean up any messes.

wow, (((they))) are pushing the Russia is gonna invade Europe again since everything has gone quiet

Hitler should of just fucking lined those kikes up one by one and personally put a bullet in their brains, of course with the help of the grand mufti of Jerusalem

>>140085916

This is a lie.

The German army functions at peak efficiency and leaves no mess behind.

>>140086302
not since 1945 Anon

>>140086641

Congrats on ruining the 2nd best thread on /pol/.

Asshole.

>>140085916
It's to clean up once Achmed and Muhammad are done raping.

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>>140086725
>tfw I thought it would be a turk on the other end larping as a German

>>140083960
We'll gladly leave the defense of Europe to the Europeans.

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>>140087194

Oh noez, the guys who lost a war to Vietnamese rice farmers won't defend us anymore.

Whatever shall we o.

>>140083960
1987
>America has to spend billions to protect capitalist Europe from socialist invasion.

2017
>America has to spend billions to protect socialist Europe from Capitalist invasion.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

>>140087329
We lost for many reasons, some of which being the fact that we didn't know who we were fighting. We couldn't kill anyone in villages who supported communism. We couldn't go into the commie side. So keep saying shit

>>140087329
>1.1 million dead Vietnamese
>60,000 dead Americans

yeah what a horrible loss how will we ever recover

>>140087329
You do know the French lost to the Vietnamese first right?

>>140083960
>Europe is literally invaded by muslim conquerors.
>Wat do? Act like nothing happens and go talk about how you'll fight off Russian invasion that will never happen of course.

>>140083960
ugh we are a disgrace. fighting russia is retarded. i swear we need a temporary dictator to fix things.

>>140088468
>27 million dead russians
>2 million dead germans

We won WW2 !!11

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>>140083960
Honestly, who gives a fuck about some butthurt kraut?
Not even gonna waste my time

>>140088737

We both know the German army is absolute shit. The whole world knows it.

Why pretend orherwise?

We have a woman defense minister!

>>140084144
>>140087194
Fucking American vermin! You like beeing a war mongerer, dont you? So how about you do what you are good at and defend Europe from Russian agressions

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>>140089253
We've been supplying Russia with adidas track suits in exchange for not invading you.

You're welcome.

>>140088943

Please don't leave NATO. I don't want to serve in the military. Neither does the other guy.

We don't like conflict much.

Even under the best circumstances, we couldn't even defend ourselves from Poland, let alone Russia.

>>140083960
You cznzn spend billions on fighter jets, world shattering bombs and monster tanks but you can't usr any of those in densely populated allied urban areas.

Russia wouldn't give a shit about leveling a city. The US czn't afford to 'liberate' Europe by destroying it.

this thread is 100% proxy retard shills
the great ironing

>>140083960
Germany is the enemy of all White Europeans. The EU Army used to quell Nationalist dissidence shall consist of Africans, Turks and Arabs. They shall rape with impunity.

t. Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin

>>140087329
FRANCE GOT THEIR ASSES KICKED BY THE VIET CONG TOO DELET THIS REEEE

>>140088468
>KD ratio is what matters in war

American children's brains have been truly turned to mush by computer games

>>140089663
No, France got their asses kicked by the Viet Minh. And the Germans. And the algerians. And the trucks of peace. Their next great battle is against sickle cell anemia which their majority unwhite babies are at risk of contracting

>>140088468
>what are objectives?

>>140089253
Turkish sperg detected

>>140089093
German Navy is pretty hench.

>>140083960
The West cannot beat Russia in the military field at the moment, but luckily for us, they are not going to invade us.
Why can't we beat them?
We don't have the will to defend our own women and children from brown invaders.
We don't have anything to live for, except consuming pleasure and awaiting death. Wo do not even reproduce anymore, we are dying.
You must be a complete idiot if you believe that such a people could go out and conquer someone like the Russians.
They have a purpose and they have something to live for. They haven't fallen into the total despair of Nihilism, at least most of them haven't.

It's funny, you would expect to see our forces ready to go to battle any army at any moment's notice because of all the money that our defense budget gets.

But a good 60% of all that money goes to the "black budget"

It could be top secret aircraft or weapons or a cover for politicians to have absolutely lavish parties.

>>140084215
>armed with brooms
>can't even mop up

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>>140084525

>>140083960
>looks like the military industrial complex needs more shekels goyim :^)

>>140090407
The money is mostly burned for degenerate pleasuring of various corrupt people.
I doubt there is much top secret super technology stuff going on.
There's no more technological progress these days, all is just an incremental improvement on already existing old technology.

>>140090152
Our objective was literally body count

>>140090614
well then i blame whichever dipshits adopted that strategy against an insectoid race

>>140090421
>>140090433

I would like to ask you both to prepare your anuses, because I do not take lightly to this kind of speech.

>Muh murica
>Muh pew pew
>Muh im fucking retarded and i need microwave to heat up water.

>>140090152
We got them to sign a treaty then left.

We should disband NATO and remove every military base and missile shield in Europe, honestly. Every last American soldier should be sent back home. I don't care about losing geopolitical power or hegemony so long as I don't spend one fucking penny helping out ungrateful Euros who don't even want us there and just make fun of us all the time. It's not worth it at all their alliance with us is essentially a drain of resources at this point

I see nothing wrong with making your enemy underestimate you.

>>140087329
>Whatever shall we o.
Sit on /pol/ and fantasize about going to war with Russia while imported shitskins replace your population. Pretty sure a small group of well armed Nigerians could conquer you at this point.

>>140090881
Plus, when the brown invasion of Europe is complete, they will probably try and steal our shit

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>>140090784
>using an appliance designed to heat things up to heat something up is retarded

>>140090586
Yeah that's what I'm thinking.

If all that money was used for defense we'd probably be seeing giant killer robots that shoot laser beams by now. It's completely evident though that our politicians WASTE so much money on ear marks and parties and pay offs and bribes, etc. that I completely agree with you, that our defense budget is used as a party bank.

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>>140083960
>Germany calling anyone else a cuck
I think we should pull out of Nato, and leave you yuropoors to your own devices, see how many of your bulls will take time from their busy schedule of fucking your women, to defend your rotting corpse of a country from Putin when Russia invades.

Please, do us the favor.

>>140090881
Exactly. They are just years from being "The Caliphate" at this point so what does "NATO" even fucking mean any more.

>>140091010
Good thing they got Russia to invade and clean all the browns out like some slavic draino

Honestly it's a win win for everyone

>>140091120
At this point Putin can have Europe. Serves them right.

>>140091423
>yfw you will live long enough to see Russian bases all over Europe and see euros complain about those too

Can't wait to see the bantz that will come out of that one

>Russians
>threat

Is this a joke?
With their decade old shit they have?
Nearly breaking apart Submarines?
Shit pilots that cant rain to much because its to expensive?

>>140091741
This
the UK and France outspend them and have far superior equipment assuming we're not counting MAD weapons.

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>>140087329
>Fight Frances war for them
>Kill millions of vietnamese
>Lose ~60k soldiers
>Be called loser by a turk 40 years later

>>140088737
>implying Russians didn't get killed by the misleadings of their gov.

Top /bantz/ muzzie

>>140092311
loser

>>140090433
>this....

Roaches don't even try anymore

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>>140089253
>German
>calling other people war mongers

>>140091741
What about all their new planes, new subs with new MIRV ICBMs, and combat-proven pilots from Syrian bombing raids?

Moreso, what about your falling apart Tornadoes, your overweight Leps with breaking treads that get owned by shitskins with old or improvised gear, your melting guns, and your lack of ammo?