This young man comes up to you and says "Hold my clock"

>>140067166
Make my peace with god because I'm comin home

>>140067166

>his clock

>>140067238

you live in hell?

W-w-what year is this?
How is this still relevant or funny?

>>140067294
Life is hell anon

>>140067343
Because it's 2015

sell it

wut

>>140067166
Run into a crowded place screaming baruch hashem.

>>140067166
So do I get the 72 virgins afterwards or does he?
Would we have to split them?

File: DOONALT_DROOOMPFFF.jpg (14KB, 576x159px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 576x159px

>>140067166

WHAT THE FU

File: 1497573152594.png (595KB, 1244x1080px) Image search: [Google]

595KB, 1244x1080px

>>140067166
defuse it like in counter-strike

>>140067166
Kick his peepee

Probably just let it blow me up. I don't want to live in a world where this little faggot is considered the next Nicolai Tesla.

>>140067660
lmao it's real

>>140067166
>read it as "hold my cock quickly"
i guess id do it but why is he running away?
NK NUKE WAR HAPPENING BTW AND YOUR TALKING ABOUT EXPERIMENTING WITH PENIS FUCK

File: 1502513226264.jpg (55KB, 638x478px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 638x478px

Well if you bought a defuse kit for 400$ you should pop a smoke and defuse. Or you can cut the blue wire. And proceed to die. But atleast you tried to defuse it

>>140067166
Clock his cock off

>>140067166
His "clock," for anyone that missed this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHk_6Vh4Qeo

File: 1503377200092.png (513KB, 947x713px) Image search: [Google]

513KB, 947x713px

>>140067166
Cock back and pitch the "clock" at the back of his head at about 100mph while he's running away.

>>140067166
I stand there patiently holding the clock till he returns while marveling at the genius mind that young man must possess to have built such a wonderful piece of technology.