/CPD/ - Chicago Police Scanner Thread: Saturday night death jam

Evening Robert, thank you for making the thread

>the caller Peter John says there are people with bags over their heads sitting at his dining table

Evening Roberts.

>adult male sleeping in front of the pizzeria
>stolen hyundia sonata
>(muffled black women yelling)

>6 females fighting in street

>six females fighting in the street

Evening, Roberts.

anyone have the drinking game pasta?

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>SEVEN
>SEVEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>Neighbors partying and blasting music in backyard

Time for REAL ROBERT HOURS

Could be a crazy night, Labor Day Weekend usually is

>Shots fired

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>body removal
>corpse in the living room

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>>140040841
take a shot whenever any shots are fired or drink when you get a bingo

>5-6 shots fired at Rockland and cortland (sp?)

>male with a gun with a shirt tied over his face
>intoxicated man jumping in and out of the dumpster
>tenant is causing a ruckus

>butler mcgee is selling loose cigars and cigarettes

>OL BUCKLER MCGEE SELLIN STRAY CIGS

>"...so bring shackles, he's very combative"
>female is running and screaming for help as a minivan left from the location

>vehicle vs. pole and no one at the scene wants to tell us what happened

>several shots fired

>it's 1 of the 2 strippers threatening to harm herself

strippers on suicide watch

>male passed out in the chase bank vestibule with his pants down

>shots fired at 7915 carpenter
>stoned asian female arguing with a black male
>asian female

R A R E

>>140046206
Damn I don't think I've ever heard that one

>male fell down the stairs
>he's unconscious but breathing

/comfy/ here i come.

>ex boyfriend will not leave, now thowing stuff at her

>tow truck towed someone then found out there was a person in the car, they will not get out

>car vs dumpster

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car Vs dumpster.

>neighbor started up a barbecue grill in his apartment
>toxic fumes are coming down into caller's apartment
>she cannot breath
>she is afraid it will set the stairs on fire

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>>140048922
This can only end good.

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>male laying on ground unconscious
>Amber lamp 23 on site.

>tfw you'll never have cpd's qt or sassy say "good morning 10-4" to you.

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>two kids robbed a smoke shop of money (?)

>disturbance with girlfriend, both have been drinking.

>12-15 gang members gathering on rockford
>disturbance with a girlfriend

man gfs sound like a lot of work

>domestic 2nd floor, chantay needs her boyfriend removed.

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I want to see more OC like this.

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This is very 90's to me. whoever the annon who did it, I think less "acid" and more "pastel"?

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>male breaking bottles on peoples cars
>30 people having a party outside with loud music
>someone trying to get coke from people

>sound of ringing phone in the backround

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>people in car with masks and guns

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>block party

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>>140048922
>she cannot breath
It's breathe. Ffs why doesn't anyone know the fucking difference between breath and breathe? Fuck you all, you're all fucking morons

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>CHECK YO KEYS
>dispatch aint taking no shit

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>we recall the prrt (?)
>caller has grey ford, no injury
>drunk female unconscious but breathing

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bump

>large group loitering and parked illegally

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>4 guns shots
>6 guns shots
>5 guns shots

>25 yo with head injury
F

>man passed out near car with the trunk open