This is a story of a little boy name Theo who woke up one morning

“Oh well,” she said, “please go and do something to your hair.” Theo ran in his room to comb his hair, but the comb was not there. You see, Walter Sammons, a black man, invented the comb. Theo decided to
just brush his hair, but the brush was gone. You see Lydia O. Newman, a black female, invented the brush.

Well this was a sight, no shoes, wrinkled clothes, hair a mess, even Moms hair, without the hair care inventions of Madam C.J. Walker, well you get the picture.

Mom told Theo, “lets do our chores around the house and then take a trip to the grocery store.” Theo’s job was to sweep the floor. He swept and swept and swept. When he reached for the dust pan, it was not there. You see, Lloyd P. Ray, a black man, invented the dust pan. So he swept his pile of dirt over in the corner and left it there.

He then decided to mop the floor, but the mop was gone. You see, Thomas W. Stewart, a black man, invented the mop.

Theo yelled to his Mom, “Mom, I’m not having any luck.” “Well son,” she said, “let me finish washing these clothes and we will prepare a list for the grocery store.” When the wash finished, she went to place the clothes in the dryer but it was not there. You see, George T. Samon, a black man, invented the clothes dryer.

Mom asked Theo to go get a pencil and some paper to prepare their list for the market. So Theo ran for the
paper and pencil but noticed the pencil lead was broken. Well he was out of luck because John Love, a black man, invented the pencil sharpener.

Mom reached for a pen, but it was not there because William Purvis, a black man, invented the fountain pen. As a matter of fact, Lee Burridge invented the type writing machine, and W. A. Lovette the advanced printing press.

Theo and his mother decided to head out to the market. Well when Theo opened the door he noticed the grass was as high as he was tall. You see, the lawn mower was invented by John Burr, a black man.

They made their way over to the car and found that it just wouldn’t go. You see, Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gear shift and Joseph Gammel invented the supercharge system for internal combustion engines. They noticed that the few cars that were moving were running into each other and having wrecks because there were no traffic signals. You see, Garrett A. Morgan, a black man invented the traffic light.

WE WAS JANITORS AN SHIET

Well, it was getting late, so they walked to the market, got their groceries and returned home. Just when they were about to put away the milk, eggs and butter, they noticed the refrigerator was gone. You see John Standard, a black man, invented the refrigerator. So they just left the food on the counter.

By this time, Theo noticed he was getting mighty cold. Mom went to turn up the heat, and what do you know. Alice Parker, a black female, invented the heating furnace. Even in the summer time they would have been out of luck because Frederick Jones, a black man, invented the air conditioner. It was almost time for Theo’s father to arrive home. He takes the bus. But there was no bus, because it’s precursor was the electric trolley, invented by another black man, Elbert R. Robinson.

He usually takes the elevator from his office on the 20th floor, but there was no elevator because Alexander Miles, a black man, invented the elevator. He also usually dropped off the office mail at a near by mailbox, but it was no longer there because Philip Downing, a black man, invented the letter drop mailbox and William Barry invented the postmarking and canceling machine.

Theo and his mother sat at the kitchen table with their heads in their hands. When the father arrived he asked, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” Why? Because Lewis Howard Latimer, a black man, invented the filament within the light bulb. Theo quickly learned what it would be like if there were no black people in the world. Not to mention if he were ever sick and needed blood. Charles Drew, a black scientist, found a way to preserve and store blood, which led to his starting the worlds first blood bank. And what if a family member had to have heart surgery? This would not have been possible without Dr. Daniel Hale Williams, a black doctor, who performed the first open heart surgery.

So if you ever wonder, like Theo, where would we be without black people? Well, it’s pretty plain to see.

Bell curve

>>140009396
>>140009425
>ironing board
>comb
lmao what intellectual giants

>whites can walk on the moon but not figure out how to invent household items

What would the world be like without white people>

And then Theo walked out in his glorious golden house made in the Gothic style, put on he shoes which every culture on the planet has made, and walked down his street with little to no problem at all

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>>140010270

Africa

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>>140009396
The ironing board? A board with folding legs... seriously? And do you think white people didn't have shoes before mechanisation?

>>140009396
Wow, I guess then africa should be the most advanced continent, right?
>John Standard, a black man, invented the refrigerator
That's the first thing I checked, and it's false.
You're pathetic.
At least put some effort into this.
sage

No peanut butter? Did they give up that narrative since people can google shit in seconds?

HOW PROFOUND

Well Theo your mom is a lying coalburner. Here's some facts.

Comb - Persian invention 5000 years ago
Mop - English invention 1496
Typewriter - English invention 1714
Printing press - German invention 1439
Lawnmower - English invention 1830
Supercharged engine - Scottish invention 1878
Traffic light - English invention 1868
Refrigerator - Scottish invention 1755
Air Conditioner - White American inventor 1902
Electric Trolley - White American inventor 1888
Elevator - White American inventor 1852

Nogs are frauds Canadians have invented more than their entire race

>>140010449
Be worse since they wouldn't have the infrastructure we left there and give them food and money to fck everything that moves.