If a Native American knocks at your door and says, "You

>>140004631
cough at him

>>140004631
trade him a bottle of jack for it

>>140004631
I'd offer to have a few beers with him and listen to fun stories about his life and friends. I live like 20 miles from a reservation, man. They've entirely given up on that shit.

>>140004631
>We'll be taking the things we built with us.

>>140004631

Come, try and take it.

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>>140004631
>tip my fedora down low
>smirk
>"Heh, I knew this day would come"
>unsheathe katana
>teleport behind him, slice him in half
>"Nothin personnel, kid. They just pay me to do the dirty work"
>sheathe my katana
>tip my fedora
>turn 360 degrees
>moonwalk back inside
>return to Roblox

>>140004631
technically you're living in my ancestors' land too

>>140004631
You are standing on my property, please leave.

>>140004801
The only realistic option

>>140004631
>injuns
>shoot, scalp etc
>trade in scalp for reward at nearest cavalry base

>1492 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN

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>>140004631
Ask him if he knows the meaning of "conquest".

>>140004631
Ask him what tribe he's from, than tell him he's welcome for his continued existence if it's anything but Comanche.

If he IS a Comanche, I'll tell him 'fuck off, you lost.'

>>140004631
We killed all the Indians I'm my area... so, it wouldn't happen here.

I'd say "lol you're an injun, go and hunt a deer like a good boy".

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>>140004895
Perfect

>>140004631
ask him to be a partner in his casino

>>140004631
invite him in and feed him. then get the shotgun as hes eating MY food and kill him dead

>>140004631
Show them this clip

https://www.face - book.com/story.php?story_fbid=285347315256237&id=285089945281974&ref=bookmarks

>>140004631
Tell him that Winchester and Colt disagree.

>>140004631
>If a Native American knocks at your door and says, "You are living in my ancestors’ land, please leave", what would you do?
Laugh and say "Whites were here first. That means YOU'RE living in MY ancestors land. GTFO!"

Besides, I'm not living in an American Indian country, I'm living in a country created by Whites for Whites.

>>140004631
land doesnt just belong to someone

>>140004631
Offer him a blanket

Ask him to show ownership documents?

This land is my land
This land is your land

>>140004631
What happened to the supposed Indian tradition that no one owns land?

>>140004631
This is literally what the Jews did to the Palestinians

>>140004631
I'd say: "This is Glasgow, Scotland, Cochise", and draw a katana from the umbrella stand.

>>140004631
Tell him to fuck off.

>>140004631
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>140004631
Tell him/her, "Hello cousin. Where's my lawnmower?" By the way, i'm 24% Native 76% Cajun.

>>140004631
>get off my property

>>140004631
I'd tell him he was in the wrong country to be making claims like that and then invite him in for a beer anyway.

>>140004631
Give him a ball and paddle. Little red devils LOVE toys.

>>140004895
>return to roblox
Jej

leave

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>>140004631
That's not an Indian, it's a fucking Italian. Indians never existed.

>>140005724
They didn't knock, and they didn't ask.

Let him fuck my wife and her son for reparations. Duh.

>>140004729
Underrated

>>140004631
wrong country you nonce
>close door

>>140004631
I tell him don't be a FUCKING RACIST

#humansarntillegal #noborders

I would say your beef is with the white man and I have some good news, Chief. I hear they're dying out.

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>>140004631
By right of conquest!

Moar wine!

Give him a map cause this is bongland

>>140004631
Tell him he is illegally trespassing my property and to leave immediately.

>>140004631
>be asian (hmong)
>'23 and Me' says i'm more indian than most indians
I tell them to fuck off because I'm more native than they are

>>140004631
tell him to go back to siberia like the filthy tundra-nigger he is

>>140005724
>This is literally what the Jews did to the Palestinians
Difference being, the Jews threw Palestinians into mass graves and actually attempted to genocide them.

There was no genocide or mistreatment of the American Indians.

>>140004631
That's not even an indian, that guy is italian.

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>>140004631
"YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ASS DID YOU KNOW THAT?!?"

>>140004631
Ask him what the fuck he's doing in England.

>>140004631
Scalp him

>>140004631
you dirty asian scum, go back to asia if you want to live in your ancestors land

Natives may have been shafted with the treaties, but don't forget the treaties came after a very long and vicious war. Nobody duped the poor, helpless natives. That type of thought should be seen as insulting to what they actually went through.

>>140004729
Kek.

>>140004895
lmao

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Just this

ask him to come inside and draw tatanka buffalo with me

>>140005724
Difference is all native Americans are welcome to stay in the US. Most non-Jews were kicked out of Israel and banned from returning.

What's your offer

Where the fuck did you learn to talk that English chief now you better get off my porch before I run a ball bat up your ass

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>>140004631
cough

>>140004631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RImVPqpIqvo

>>140004631
Hippty hoppity get off my property.

>>140004631
Tell him he's drunk and beside that a fake fuming Italian larping as a blanket butt.
Show him the barrel of my 44.

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>>140004631
"Shouldn't have lost the war then, faggot!"

or

"...No racists on our streets! NO RACISTS on our streets! NO RACISTS ON OUR STREETS!..."

>>140004631
Tell him he lost the war 150 years ago so its no longer his and if he wants to buy his land back he can providing he pays what said land is worth

>>140004631
>gotta smoke?

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Suka, po russki govori, pidor

>>140006744
Learn to talk English makes sense to you, does it?

"Take off that feather-hat, Abdul"

>>140004631
"You're Italian. Your ancestor came on the boat to Ellis Island."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Eyes_Cody

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>>140004631
"You must be lost, this isn't a casino."

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>>140004631
Remind my grandmother that she's growing old and needs to come sit down and take her meds.

>>140004631
Shoot him for being on my property

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>>140004631
This picture is of a man of Sicilian heritage. Iron Eyes Cody.

>>140006822
sauce? google et all seems to find nothing

>>140004631
Tell him to get a job and stop living on welfare.

You do know the guy in the photo was not even an Indian, right?

>>140004631
you ask about natives but post a photo of an actual native larper?

>>140004631
Remind him that the area I live in was sparsely populated and used as a buffer between two warring tribes, neither of which still exist.

Ask him why he is driving a white mans El Dorado, rather than riding a horse? Remind his that horses were brought by the white man, so why doesn't he just walk the fuck out of here.

>>140005945

I exist asshole.

show him my .1% native ancestry from my DNA report and say, "no"

>>140004631
Give them some smallpox blankets. That's what I'd do.

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>>140007777
>777
DING DING DING

He was talking about Iron Eye Cody being Italian.

Check out: >>140007482

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>>140004631
Sitting Bull:
You must take them out of our lands.

Col. Nelson Miles:
What precisely are your lands?

Sitting Bull:
These are the where my people lived before you whites first came.

Col. Nelson Miles:
I don't understand. We whites were not your first enemies. Why don't you demand back the land in Minnesota where the Chippewa and others forced you from years before?

Sitting Bull:
The Black Hills are a sacred given to my people by Wakan Tanka.

Col. Nelson Miles:
How very convenient to cloak your claims in spiritualism. And what would you say to the Mormons and others who believe that their God has given to them Indian lands in the West?

Sitting Bull:
I would say they should listen to Wakan Tanka.

Col. Nelson Miles:
No matter what your legends say, you didn't sprout from the plains like the spring grasses. And you didn't coalesce out of the ether. You came out of the Minnesota woodlands armed to the teeth and set upon your fellow man. You massacred the Kiowa, the Omaha, the Ponca, the Oto and the Pawnee without mercy. And yet you claim the Black Hills as a private preserve bequeathed to you by the Great Spirit.

Sitting Bull:
And who gave us the guns and powder to kill our enemies? And who traded weapons to the Chippewa and others who drove us from our home?

Col. Nelson Miles:
Chief, the proposition that you were a peaceable people before the appearance of the white man is the most fanciful legend of all. You were killing each other for hundreds of moons before the first white stepped foot on this continent. You conquered those tribes, lusting for their game and their lands, just as we have now conquered you for no less noble a cause.

Sitting Bull:
This is your story of my people!

Col. Nelson Miles:
This is the truth, not legend. Crazy Horse has surrendered.. with his entire band. And by his surrender, he says to you and your people that you are defeated. And by ceding the Black Hills to us, so say the other chiefs, who demand that you end this war

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>>140007777
checked, but no. You don't. You're a figment of your own imagination.

Invite him in and get fucked up on peyote

>>140004840
But you didnt build anything wtf are you going on about?

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>>140007777

holy fuck

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>>140004631
"Get off my property you filthy spaghetti nigger, and stop pretending to be a Native American. We killed them all."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Eyes_Cody

>>140004631
>If a Native American knocks at your door and says, "You are living in my ancestors’ land, please leave", what would you do?
I would say: WTF are talking about, bro? It's Holland.

>>140004631
As a probable Spanish rape baby I'd say...
>Look at me
>I'm the native now

>>140004631

>Puts on jew costume
>Opens door
>Oh veyyy...oy gevalt! You evil antisemite!
>Is like another shoa!
>Pay reperation....how about the rest of your land?
>rubs hands

>>140004631
Tell his ancestors to call my attorney who can with request from the legal system produce a deed showing real ownership.

>>140004631
Tell him that if his ancestors mind so much they can come and tell me, until then fuck off.

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>>140004631
AMERICA BERONGS TO THE YERROW MAN JUMPING CROUD

>>140004895
Top zozzle!

>>13999999
>>140000000

>>140004631
Oh? Damn what a coincidence because currently I'm living in your momma's cunt. It's an incredibly tight fit and always a bit wet but it's cozy.

>>140004895
>fucking roblox
Lmfao

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>>140004729

>>140005523
eke

>>140007264
>>140004631
.. kek.

And he even denied it when shown evidence, what a brainwashed dud.

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>>140004895
>return to Roblox
YAAAASS VAKTUS SLAY QUEEN

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>>140004729
FPBP, offer him a blanket too

>>140007777
nah

Cough a pox in his face.
Go to work.
Support a family.

>>140004729
fpbp

>>140004631
kick him in the shin and close the door

>>140004631

It's mine now

>>140004729
Screencap me r/4chan

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>>140007995

That scene would never be made now.

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>>140004729
Wew lad

>>140005127
What's wrong with Comanches?

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>>140004631

Your ancestors took that land from someone else. Go fuck yourself. Everyone who argues that the confederacy is a conquored nation won't make the same about natives. You're a conquored nation, faggots.

>>140004631
Certainly would not go to open the door if I was not expecting someone. I would probably feel a bit annoyed and continue whatever I was doing.

>>140007571
It's on xvideos as 'Lanarain pink pirate cosplay'. Pic is from the 96 minute mark from when she "cums".

>>140008563
Holy shit autism

>>140004631
My people and their people came to an understanding under old Andy J, it's all cool now.

"This is my house now tho. This shit happened hundreds of years ago, fuck off"

>>140004631
Ask him: are you a gay fish?

Because my ancestors made this land from the sea.

>>140004631
"I don't live in SIcily. Kick rocks, wop nigger."

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Have him come to dinner, we're having fava beans, chianti, and liver.

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>>140004631
Tell him to get the fuck out of Denmark.

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>>140004631
>If a Native American knocks at your door and says, "You are living in my ancestors’ land, please leave", what would you do?
This is my ancestor land as well. Why are you trying to push me off my ancestral land? Also the tribe that lived here signed a treaty with the current government, are you trying to violate the treaty?

>>140004631

Prove it...

Where are the structures?
The Records?
The historical accounts?

Archaeology doesn't seem to support your claim?

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Trade ya fer sum injun liver!

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>>140007941
This is so incredibly underrated holy shit

Go back to Europe white cuck men

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>>140004631
tell him to go back to fuckin kamchatka

>>140004631
Except they don't ask that, they ask if you can spare some liquor or cigs.

>>140004631
I'd probably slap the liquor bottle out of his hand and put my pistol in his face while politely asking him to get the fuck off of my property.
It's not my fault my ancestors were better warriors than his.

>>140009111

That made me laugh out loud.

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>>140005436
truth.
bump that shit all day.

Give him a couple of beads again....

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go fuck yourself redman. sure my leo trade in glock has a taste for nigger blood but yours will do nicely

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>>140007777
>>140008077
brb going to casino

>>140004631
>>140004801
1) spbp
2) Explain that everybody is living on land that once belonged to some else's ancestor, so what? If you believe in and understand the concept of ownership of land then it's a given.
3) IRONY: The pic related isn't a Native American! Iron Eyes Cody aka Espera Oscar de Corti, Italian-American

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Give him blankets

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Eat his liver, just like great granpappy!

>>140004895
Save some pussy for the rest of us!

>>140004631
What this argument is promoting is the right of conquest (Mexicans are taking over, so whites complaining about their land don't have a say about what "their" land is), and if that's the case, then that legitimizes conquest and we should force the Mexicans out.

HATE THE GAME NOT THE PLAYER YOU WACK ASS UNCIVILIZED GOOFY ASS LOOKING MUTHFUKKA, LOOK AT MY RICHES MANG I LIVES IN A GOOD DAMN CONCRETE HOUSE WHILE YO BROKE ASS LIVE IN A GOOD DAMN TENT SON, YO BITCH IS A SLUT AND YO KIDS ARE SELLING SEX TO FEED THEM DRINKIN HABITS, U JUST HATIN CUS U BROKE ASS BITCH AIN'T GOT THE MUTHFACUKING STEEALS TO TRAP YO, SEE THOSES WHEELS? THEY STILL SPINNIN AND DAT CAR NOT EVEN MOVIN, I BET U BE TRIPPIN ABOUT DAT FUCK NIGGA, I BET YO BROKE ASS HAS AINT NEVER SEEN A CADICAL WITH SPINNERS MANG, I GAST DAT SHIT ON LOCK BOI, ALL DAT SHIT, CROKKIDLE SEATS, FLAT ASS TV IN DA BACK, SATTILE INTERNET MANG, SELF STERING AUTOMATION SHII MEANWHILE YO BROKE ASS BITCHING GOING BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN ON HOURSES LIKE SOMOE BITCH ASS FAGGOT ASS.

I'll inform him that Stone Age Europeans discovered America first and ask him to leave and go back to Asia. I'll also remind him that his ansestors raped and killed the Stone Age Europeans out of existence and I want reparations. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9110838/Stone-age-Europeans-were-the-first-to-set-foot-on-North-America.html

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>>140004729

offer him a warm blanket

>>140004631
Tell him to fuck off and read a history book

>>140004631
Respond, "You're standing on my land. Please leave."

>>140004631
"My dad's a fucking billionaire, and you think I'm entitled to his shit?

No. GTFO."

>>140004729
Fpbp

But seriously, the land is owned by the Jews.

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>>140004631
He doesn't even get to my door before being obliterated by my child soldiers smoking weed.

>>140012127
good one

>>140004631
Fuck off Siberian scum, what are you doing in Belarus?

>>140012127
You know the smallpox laced blanket is a lie. Europeans unintionaly gave them despises their immune systems couldn't handle. Yes the Europeans gave them lackeys to keep warm in hope it'll help fight the illnesses. Unfortunately germs were not understood and blankets were shared. Hence the smallpox laced blacker myth started. And seriously how would settlers be able to lace a blacker with smallpox. History is full of lies.

>>140012647
Diseases and blanket autocorrect typo. I am autistic

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>>140004631
>close and lock door
>grab sks
>yell
>from my cold dead hands john dead corn multiculturalism is our greatest strength
>await the spears and

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Corn fed Liver!

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>>140004631
>implying i will open the door to an uninvited solicitor
i see what you did there OP

>>140004631
>in arizona
>as him one question
"Why is it that the pascua yaqui is the tribe and the Tohono O'odham is the nation"
>he is completely lost in thought and goes back to the reservation distraught

>>140004631
Say "Oh, but your ancestors are from Asia, and you didn't create America, I'm the native of the USA." And shut the door on his face.

>>140004631

You're not your ancestor.

>>140004631
"Much time has passed now, red brother. In your people's current state, you are not fit to take over western civilization, just as in my people's current state, they are not fit to take over the lands you now occupy. You would neglect what is already there just as my people would, to what is already there in your lands. Let us not make conflict, but go forward together in compromise, where we will both benefit from our cooperative spirit."

This is where you delete and remake thread because of being so thoroughly BTFO OP

>>140004631
Tell him to take it up with the US Gov't. I didn't make any of these rules idiot.

>>140004631
Tell them to get the fuck off my land and shoot them if they didn't leave.

>>140013752
White man speak with thumb up butt.
Can not carry on normal conversation with retarded pompous speech making faggot.

Oh, yeah; LIVER!

>>140004631
Sure, just return the exact same money, beads, and bullets you got from my ancestors

>>140006213
>No genocide or mistreatment
Biological warfare anyone? Smallpox blankets? Mass killings? Lying in land treaties? Breaking said land treaties you already lied in?

>>140004631
Offer him some fire water.

>>140004631
Brain the motherfucker for being on my porch and make his skull into an ashtray or bong. Scalp him and sell his luxurious locks to a Chinese wig shop.

>>140014836
But that would ruin his liver! Geez!

>>140014177
>the exact same
We've improved the land. I expect magic beads back.

>>140004895
Damn, that's one cold ass honkey.

>>140004895
im fucking dying here