Hey BritBongs I just bought this at a store How much shit would

none providing you can post about it on 4chan

>>140001323
Depends. If you are British in the UK with it nothing.
If you are one of the white people that live there now a lot of trouble.

>>140001323
If you're 18 and over then you wouldn't be in trouble.

If you have it on your person without a good reason in public, you'd be arrested and probably be given a conditional discharge or perhaps a small prison sentence.

>>140001323
>>140002330
>>140002398
>>140002489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

>>140001323
you cant buy ninja stars,they are banned we can

but hey! at least you got dog blowjobs

>>140001323
>leaf education

If you use that for self defense in Canada you go to jail.

What's the point of owning a knife if you can't use it.

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>>140001323
*urge to bin intensifies*

>>140003070
You're retarded.

>>140001323

If you managed to do something stupid enough if front of a police officer to warrant a stop and search and you didn't have a reason to have a knife on you then it would be confiscated.

I have carried a leathermans for ~15 years it's never been a problem.

>>140003031
endgame: we can have self loading rifles

>>140001323
Firing squad immediately.
>nerf guns though so it'd take a few weeks though

>>140001323
He got the serrated one because he thinks he's a tacticool little bitch

>>140003388
... you mean semi automatics?

>>140001323
Bin that knife, mate.

:3

(Ps. You're under arrest)

>>140001323
If you're over 18, you're fine. Just don't brandish it in front of a police officer.

>>140001323
public execution of you and your whole family

>>140002489
How could you be 18 and over?
Shouldn't it be 18 or over?

>>140001323
Oi you wanker, bin that shanker.

>>140003732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O317T6Zlno

>>140001323
You could probably own that, but if you carry it in the street 5 years

Dont be gay
throw that knife away

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>>140003554
nerf guns are hollowpoints. that's against the geneva convention.

>>140003920
Muh yellowstone. No one cares.

>>140001323
If the blade is 3.5 inches or under and you've got an excuse for it (camping or work), you're OK.

>>140002821
It'll most likely be a fine since it's leafland.

>>140001323
You can buy a machete from any gardening centre and those things at any DIY/outdoors/ paki junk store
The knife memes aren't that true

>>140001323
OI YOU CHEEKY WANKER

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>>140001323
Hey Leaf. You think you're hot shit but you really aren't.
t. burger

>>140001323

you could legally carry that in the UK because it's under 3 inches

you can buy and own a bigger knife than that as long as you're over 18 and dont carry it about outside with you without a "good reason", e.g. bringing it to work, you're going camping or home from the shops to prevent pakis from stabbing people with kitchen knives

>>140001323
Unless you're a child or have retardedly huge hands, you're fine. If you piss off Plod enough to get patted down then he might decide to take it off you for what I assume is a liner lock, depends how much of an arse you are.

>>140004033
Britan completely BTFO

>>140004219
Just use a screwdriver, if the Police wonder why you're carrying it just tell them that you're a builder.

>>140004054

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>>140004091
As long as it's not concealed you can have as big of a knife as you want on you in public, unless otherwise stated. You can even walk around with a sword legally, although you would obviously be questioned by authorities to determine if you are mentally unstable or not.

>t>140001323
I was stopped in 2013 by two plainclothes cops in a burglary sweep. They found a Stanley knife in my pocket. I produced my passport and a proof of address. They released me after giving me a stop and search docket. It was all very cordial. They returned the knife. Told me that the Stanley knife was okay in my bag but not on my person.

You can buy craft knives in pound (dollar) stores here.

>>140004488
Why would you want such a cheap shitty knife?

>>140004206
Those things are garbage.

>>140001323

Its a crime if:

>You're wandering around with a knife in a public space that can't fold and/or that is larger than 7.62 cm (3 inches)
>Haven't got a reason for having it (self defence isn't a reason in the UK) e.g. you might have bought the knife and be taking it home or a builder going to or from work etc.

You can face up to four years in prison even if you don't use it and simply have it in your possession.

>>140004396
lol, ur dumb

You can own handguns and semi-autos here if you talk to a police officer and convince them you're not crazy. Can't carry them though.

My dad collects guns. I'd like to own one myself for defense but I think I'm too socially awkward.

>>140004660
What's the licensing process like?

>>140001323
You can legally carry a sword in Canada.

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>>140004575
Sour grapes. Are these more your style?

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>>140001323
None. But it has a locking blade and so you cant carry it in a public place without a valid reason, such as using it for work.
The hysterical liars of the British media created a screaming fuss about a rise in knife crime when their was zero change in knife crime stats.

>>140004206

Did you just post a picture of yourself holding a little knife while shit posting on 4chan to prove how hard you are?

Burgers are fucking pathetic.

>>140004596
What if I happened to be a youth of Asian extraction. One who's not to up on the ol' English?

How much trouble would I be in if I said I needed that little knife for defense against hostile natives?

>>140004596
>why do you have that knife on your belt?
>cutting things
>like what?
>*farts*
This is an acceptable conversation between a policeman and a citizen in Canada.

>>140004973
He's a hardman!

>>140004813
I prefer full tang hunting knives, but those would be a lot more sturdy than this>>140004206
What do you call it? A jet blade or something?

>>140005000
You'd be fucked.

>Under 3 inches
>Not a fixed blade or a lock knife
>Not threatening people with it

Then you can carry it without any particular reason. Otherwise you need a good reason.

>>140004734
Haven't been through it myself so I don't know. You have to have an interview with the police and they question your spouse and a friend. I think you might need an endorsement from another handgun owner if you want to own handguns.

My dad didn't have any license 2 years ago and now he owns an AR-15, 2 shotguns, a high calibre pistol and another rifle I believe.

>>140005000

They'd chauffeur you to the nearest under age white girls and apologise for being so racist towards you.

>>140005007

Try that in the UK and you'd be fucked.

Also fun fact:

Zombie knifes are banned outright because they look scary. I shit you not.

>>140001323
If thats a manual open then no trouble, but if its button only you would be in some shit if caught

>>140005267
I'm probably moving to NZ in a few years, shame I don't know anyone there who can endorse me for a firearm license.

>>140005357
That's not a button, that's the sort of hinge pin they put on shit Chinese ball bearing knives for the autistic knife flipping crowd.

>>140002330
>britbongs pretend to be free while on the internet
got it

>>140004219
>under 3 inches
It's got a locking blade so you can't carry it. They brought this in incrementally, you can't have any lock knife at all now.

>>140005465
I think those would be illegal as well no? If they open by gravity

>>140005531
Is there any exception, such as using it for a job?

>>140005493
we're relatively free, let's focus on the removal of our freedoms together

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someone convince me of a 22lr pistol, and why i shouldnt get the 1911 model. i swear ill fuckin buy the thing unless you fags talk me out of it

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>>140004973
>>140005057
"carrying a knife is such a edgy statement"-BRITKEKS

>>140005357

Butterfly knives are also illegal and they don't use a button.

Basically if it looks cool they ban it. A bit like how democrats in the US always try to ban "assault" attachments for guns because they look cool/scary.

>>140005673
Have you heard of Chavs?

>>140005357
I'm just writing this one more time.
They brought in stricter rules in stages so they could catch people out and create "knife crime" for the media. You cannot have any locking knife at all except for legit reasons such as your doing your job that involves it at the time you are found with it.

I always carry a knife on my person and while i've never been stopped and searched in my thirty five years I do have a pretty good alibi, it's a fishing knife and I have a fishing license and live on the river.

>>140005659
It's extremely difficult to reload your used .22 brass... but on the other hand you can buy 1400 rounds for $180... it's up to you.

>>140005768
you can make chavs look like chads, under that bootlicking routine of yours

Texans can legally carry swords now. Fuck off tea bags

>>140001323
If you are muslim and need it to slaughter "animals" it's no problem.

>>140005973
There's nothing "Chaddy" about lad in a hoodie, throwing gang signs.

>>140001323
BIN
THAT
LEAF

>>140005710
Butterfly knifes lock.
Any locking mechanism is automatically illegal.
Forget buttons, you can't have any knives except a small penknife unless you are in a legitimate legal activity utilising it at the time it's found on you.
For fucks sake lads, they have done this in stages entirely deliberately to create statistics by catching people out. You'd all get caught out because you are all wrong.
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=are+locking+blades+illegal&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-gb&client=safari

>>140005608
No, they're not specifically designed as such. The y usually have liner locks though, that might be a problem if you've honked plod off and he's in "throw the book at him" mode, or you've done something stupid like taking it to a nightclub.

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>>140001323
>yfw pic is real

>>140001323
What if I had a pen with a pointy tip?

>>140005979
can but do they?
>inb4 texans buy medieval looking swords instead of sabres that can actually kill

>>140005979
You can do that here too, but no one actually does it.
Does anyone actually do it in Texas?

>Not building your own forge and making one yourself
It's like you want your ancestors to be ashamed.

>>140006246
The basic rule of thumb is "if it's designed as a weapon or you're stupid enough to say you carry it to use as a weapon, it's a weapon and they'll fuck you for it". Glass breakers for breaking glass in an emergency on the other hand, are fine.

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>>140006243
K E K
E
K

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>>140001323
Just so that you're aware, LeafAnon.

I had this knife confiscated by the Police because they were able to open it with a flick.
(Aka Centrifugal Force)

So don't act all high and fucking mighty that we have the ability to freely carry pocket knives around if a shit cop doesn't like you.

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>>140006844
the only answer is to actually start killing cops with it

>>140006143
civil disobedience culture

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>>140007351
and why would I Do that? This isn't Brazil.

>>140007534
They're just Nigger wannabees.

>>140001323
>seatbelt cutter on the handle
Why such a shitty knife?

>>140007538
what are those

>>140004206
What's that, a fucking nail file?

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MY NIGGA

>>140001323
You would have your tv license revoked and all the bacon in your house confiscated.

>>140005979
i was udner the impression that open carry referred to all arms. was that not the case?

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>>140007835
>>140006844
>>140004813
>>140004206
>>140001323
what's with the cloak and dagger?

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>>140001323
Hey gringos, this was my father's. It's all rusty because of all the human blood it has tasted, are you allowed to own something like this?

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>>140004358
>screwdriver
>not a maglite

It's like a tiny mace, and looks less scary than a screwdriver.

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>>140007643
>hey britcuck what is your opinion on chavs
"they are niggers"
>hey britcuck what is your opinion on scots
"they are niggers"
>hey britcuck what is your opinion on IRA
"they are niggers"
>hey britcuck what is your opinion on irishmen
"they are niggers"
>hey britcuck what is your opinion on slavs
"they are niggers"
>hey britcuck what is your opinion on argentina
"they are niggers"
>hey britcuck what is your opinion on iberic countries
"they are niggers"
>hey britcuck what is your opinion on greece
"they are niggers"

>hey britcuck what is your opinion on niggers?
"BASED black man <3"

>>140003222
>Check'ed.

>>140008557
literally a communist with a ghetto looking thing that was made for cutting coconuts and leaves from trees, stfu

btw I saw some kitchen knifes with the same "cabo"

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>>140008485
I have one of these in my trunk for emergencies.
http://www.coldsteel.com/magnum-kukri-machete.html
Does that count as non-cloak n' dagger?

So let's say I carry a knife for protection and some chav scum gets all up in my shit and I stab him in his fucking monkey brains. Could I make it look like he had the knife and I disarmed him if I put the handle in his stupid dead hand and added his fingerprints? I figure it'd be smarter to do it for both hands, in case forensics try to dick me with any bullshit regarding whether he was right or left handed. Thoughts?

>>140009706
Not with all that CCTV you guys love so much.

>>140009470
>cold steel
every time white arms are mentioned

>>140009853
you mad?

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>>140008485
Carrying a sheath knife openly tends to turn some heads even if it is legal. I prefer to be clandestine.

>>140002330
>>140002489
OI! Bin that denial!

>>140010316
thats is some collections, hope you know how to sharp

>>140010110
livid

>>140005160
The favorite fixed blade I have is my Buck 119. Not full tang but the handle is nice and ergonomic.

>>140009359
It's called a hilt you obtuse ape, go eat some monkey soup you ignorant nigger

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These are illegal in the fatherland too even though it was made here...

>>140010707
I bought one of those and it broke. I have a Buck 110 folding knife that I carry on my belt at all times, and when I go into the forest I carry my Ruko Muela Ranger, or K-Bar, depending on how I feel.

>>140009014
They're not that bright. My dad had one and my uncle has a huge one since he does home construction work

>>140006243
The irony is reaching former Eastern Bloc satire levels.

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>>140001323
Death penalty

>>140001323
What is this? Is this for kids?

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>>140017657
I mean, a kid version of this?

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>>140001323
>You call this a Knife?
>This is a Knife.

>>140017826
lol, what a piece of trash.

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>>140001323

>>140005648
Relative to what, ADX Florence?

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Hey Amerifats

I just bought this at a shop

I'm 18

How much shit would I be in if I was in the USA?

>>140004954
>Mfw I own his hat, shirt and watch
>Mfw I am oldfag

>>140018865
Still better than your chinese manufactured toy.

>>140019252
Couple hundred dollar fine and a court date.
>if you get caught
I was buying at 18

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>>140001323

>>140019185
relative to the rest of the world though we're not able to fuck our dogs like you guys

>>140019315
You're incredibly retarded.

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>>140001323
Hey leaf

I just bought this at a store

How much shit would I be in if I was in Canada?

>>140020841
As long as it's only semi-auto the only thing illegal about it would be the magazine capacity. I'm assuming it's not a .22.

>>140020573
Thank you leaf.

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>>140020841
Entered thread just to see this post.

dog bless america.

>>140020573
btw it killed more niggers than you got buttfucked from. And believe me that is a huge number.

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>>140019731
>Can't even legally defend your property or life in UK
Eventually things will get so bad that people will simply kill intruders, no second thoughts, no remorse, no sound. Then chop up their bodies in the bathtub for easier disposal later on.
>mfw

>>140020434
I think the majority of the world can buy spoons without ID and being 18+. The majority of the world can own firearms too. Who are you kidding?

>>140021358
It doesn't even have an edge on it. You could barely cut a stick of butter with that thing.

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>>140020841
I love America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkVn1lzcK70

>>140001323
You can legally carry a 3 inch blade. We can also have 3 shot shotguns and rifles with a license.

>>140001323
25 to life

>>140022598
we have 5 shot semi auto shotguns, what's your point?

>>140022742
His point is pretty obvious to anyone who isn't retarded.

>>140022742
Only takes 1 shot to the face to put you to sleep you leafy cunt.

>>140022839
>>140022865

>bongs LARPing as epic badasses trying to speak for an American because they can't own guns

Hahaha. Bin that spoon.

>>140024320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

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Protip:

Don't try your little 'I got a knife shit' over here in merica, ....

http://www.nsfwyoutube.com/watch?v=7KP-Un0PbII

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It's OK I guess

>>140024320
I'm pretty sure we are internationally known for being violent drunks who get banned from European sporting tournaments, and you faggots in Canada are literally known for saying sorry to people a lot.

>>140024959
>now he's bragging about being an obnoxious degenerate drug abuser

I'm so sorry.

>>140024938
>ZT
Enjoy not being able to slice anything because of how retardedly thick their blade stock is.

>>140001323
Always a fcking leaf

Where's the Australian cuck to defend OP?

>>140001323
Oi! Don't be a wanker, bin that shanker!

>>140025358
I can just imagine you sitting there in your middle class white neighborhood, your mummy shouts up..."Chris...your pancakes are ready". And you run down stairs and get your pancakes, and you pour your national treasure all over them. Your daddy comes into the kitchen, he says "hey not too much son." then you smile and pour a little more as he smiles, and he's like "aww shucks son...you little rascal" and he pinches your cheek.
Then you go back upstairs and tell people in Britain about how awesome you are and how they are degenerates. Then your mum and dad come and tuck you into bed and kiss your forehead.

>>140025617
Slicing is not chopping. The only thing that matters the sharpness of the edge.

>>140025777
Kek confirms, the leaf is living a wholesome life

>>140025777
omg... you're jealous. That's it isn't it. I-It's ok anon. Don't be afraid to cry. Just let it all out, we are here for you.

>>140003070
OP here and it is you who are the faggot friend.

>yes you can use it in self defence

>you can also use it for other things to, like cutting stuff, like your wrists

kys my man

>>140026039
fight me 1 on 1.

>>140024320
If I ever see you IRL I'll put your face through the ground in a heartbeat you cunt

Why is anti-brit shilling ramping up so much recently? Fuck all is happening politically here, so what's happened to cause all this divide-and-conquer anti-white jewery?
I mean I know every member of every country on the planet harbors deep hatred for us but this takes the cake.

>>140004206
low quality....

pathetic

>>140004219
nah m8 its six inches

>>140001323
GET A LIFE
BIN THAT KNIFE

>>140025777
You can imagine I live in a respectable majority white country? Those are just facts.

>>140026249
Pic of yourself, now.

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>>140026435

>>140020841
Lol! Lost my shit on that, so much kill bait here.
>>140003609
As you know, it's not how many or what kinda guns we have, it's how much ammo, prep on fellow mother fucker!

>>140026166
>>140026249
What did your government do to you, Britbongs? Why are hurting so much inside? It's ok ... Y-you can cry now... We are here for you.

>>140026435
84% of you are white you clown. I also hear you have a terrible heroin problem over there.

>>140024814
>that phone

are you poor?

>>140026559
The thing that we always have is the fact that we all speaking English. You can sit there in your little chair, in your gay little country with your stupid fucking forests and your gay little bears and giant reindeer all you want, but you speak our language. What makes me laugh so much about Canada is that people there still speak French.

>>140026675
>The leaf is a degenerate who requires a $800 iphone to play the latest dopamine-releasing wallet drainers
Surprise surprise

>>140025617
It's pretty sturdy though but the tanto-flat-serrated edge is a pain in the ass to keep sharp

>>140026525
Every month I go and buy a hundred or so more rounds, the safe is getting stocked. I hate the magazine cap laws that we have here though.

>>140020841
not much if you have a restricted fire-arms license

>>140026262
UK is being used as an example to the rest of the world as to what happens when the welfare state and marxism (both economic and cultural) get out of control. your country is becoming unrecognizable in record time. we don't hate you, we just don't want to become you. socialized healthcare, uncontrolled muslim invasion, making self-defense illegal to give ultimate power to the state. America is starting to go that way and we have to look at UK to see what happens when you enact these policies - rapid degeneration of cultural and economic dominance

>>140026826
keksplosion!

>>140003222
wait so are you not allowed to have them, or can cops just take your shit for no reason? idgi

>>140026836
I can afford it though Britpoor

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Protip for bongs:

I got ride of my TV here in merica in 2004:

You should too, and spend the cash you save on obtaining firearms....

Get a shotgun first....

>>140026933
The magazine is illegal in Canada. It's not a .22 (For which there are no mag cap limits)

>>140027098
Hi Mr Wang

>>140027111
You don't need a gun here, our streets aren't nog infested warzones

>>140026826
you got a shitload of people there, fucking your daughters while speaking Arabic...

>>140027058
This fucking guy right here.

You have gang members running rampant coming over in hordes from Mexico. You have decades of being culturally enriched from South America. You have Marxism running around rioting and tearing down your monuments and beating the shit out of you.

Fucking Americans. Your house is burning down around you and you are pointing and laughing because our grass is getting a little long.

>>140027247
thats what your mom calls me

>>140027292
How many trucks of peace and/or bombings have you had in the pass 6 months?

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>>140027279
>You don't need a gun here, our streets aren't nog infested warzones

just acid attack, muslim infested shit holes.

>>140027424
I'd rather talk to the guy from the US to be honest. Your country is so insignificant you never get any attacks.
The US on the other hand has had many.

>>140027279

That's true, the muslims who own them run a pretty tight ship

>>140026262
Cause you guys had such momentum going after brexit but now it has stalled. Oh and people seeing others being threatened for calling people names. You guys are Canada-Lite now.

>>140027509
The acid attacks are gang related and concentrated to Londanistan.
How are those Mexican cartels working out for you?

>>140004973
It's a switchblade you dipshit

>>140004488
LMAO now I know why we btfo yall in 1776

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>>140026675
>>that phone
>are you poor?


911 - What is your emergency?

I jut killed a guy coming at me with a knife....

Are you sure he is dead?

BLAM, BLAM, BLAM, BLAM.....

Yep. I am sure he is very dead now!!!

>>140027746
Who the fuck is Yall?

>>140027292
I'll take dealing with violent Mexicans over Middle-east refugees any day of the week. Enjoy the next four decades of having your country raped

>>140001323

Memes aside, you can freely buy knives like that in most outdoors stores.

>>140027827
We still have a much higher percentage white pop than you do. And we also have our own heritage and thousands of years of history. It must really hurt arguing with people from a country you know created you.

>>140027509
>just acid attack, muslim infested shit holes.

Who gives a shit about London other than the BBC?

>>140027603
>Britain is Canada-lite

It's quite the opposite, literally and demographically.

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>>140027279
>You don't need a gun here, our streets aren't nog infested warzones

:)

>>140027292
all the problems you mentioned would be much worse if we didn't have the right to defend ourselves. we are currently trying to fix these problems under Trump (Wall, immigration reform, rise of conservative counterculture). it will be tougher for you to take your country back even with Brexit but i still believe in you!

>>140027978
Actually most white Americans are not of English Stock.

>>140027978
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2099502/white-british-population-has-fallen-by-more-than-half-in-just-20-years-in-parts-of-uk-as-country-becomes-more-segregated/
>Whites minority in London
https://www.ft.com/content/4bd95562-4379-11e2-a48c-00144feabdc0

>>140027649
>How are those Mexican cartels working out for you?

barely notice they exist, they keep their murders in mexico to avoid persecution. I live way out in the sticks with the closest neighbor being miles away and hundreds of guns at the ready.

>>140028207
Muslims are concentrated to very certain areas of the UK. A lot of the shit you hear about happens in London, and nobody gives a shit about London anymore. It's just a typical large capital city with various ethnic groups. Whites dominate the rest of the country.

>>140028047
its still part and parcel of living in the UK.

>>140028298
America was founded by Englishmen who came here for opportunity because England sucked ass

>>140028407
>in parts of UK (Birmingham, London)
>reading The Sun (retard paper)

And nobody gives a shit about London.

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>>140027978
Poor bastard. This is really going to upset you once it sinks in that the Muslims are there to stay and your people are too cucked to do anything about it

>>140027111
based NI

>>140028425
Just because you aren't close enough to see your country falling into civil war and Mexican gangs running your streets, even taking over black gangs by a huge majority doesn't mean it isn't happening.

>>140003070
Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6

>>140028433
the problems you mentioned are also restricted to large cities in America - Marxists in NY and California, beaner wars on the southern border. Both our countries need to prevent this shit from spreading into non-infected areas, but USA seems to be putting more of a priority on this under Trump. If UK government keeps pushing multikulti then these problems will spread

>>140028514
Most white Americans are descended from Germans.

>>140028514
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but USA was built mainly by Germans and Irish, the two groups that you seem to hate the most. The only relevance the English had was the language.

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>>140028744
Violent Muslim gangs threaten the UK, EDL and various other far right groups demonstrate in the thousands, hundreds of racist attacks on Muslim monthly across country. Some Muslims look for police defense outside mosques in fear.

In the US some gay little college kids run around ripping down your history and monuments and nobody does anything about it.

>>140005659
A .22 is just a little better than a BB gun. Also my Walther P22 stovepipes so much I wouldn't trust my life to it. I never have to worry about IF my 1911 will fire (remember those rimfires need to be hit a second time sometimes to go off provided the round isn't a dud which happens a lot too) or cycle properly. Also there's that little part about a .45ACP having the most stopping power of any common self defense round.

>>140029098
>.45ACP having the most stopping power
What about .44 magnum? I thought that was better.

>>140027509
Kek, I got duplicate file error for this, acidmind

>>140029006
>>140029009
>the pilgrims and colonists were German
i'm 50% english, 25% German, 25% irish. I dont see why this is germane to the conversation though
inb4 american mongrel

>>140029022
My country is the literal embodiment of your countries failure. I'll take a few rebel statues falling down, but how do you deal with your empire collapsing and now imploding?

>>140001323
I have that knife in my car, in case I need to cut something.
Can you britbongs put a knife in your car? It's not intended to be used to harm anyway.

>>140019252
>Just wait a couple of years and you won't be able to buy that anymore. No alcohol under Sharia.
>And I drank underage all the time, never got caught.
>Had a friend that blew over a 0.00 while under 21 and the cop followed her home to make sure she was ok,
>Getting in trouble depends on the cop, and as long as you're not an asshole and they're not a dick, they let you off cause it's kids being kids.

>>140029559
Leave the EU and over the next 24 months we take back control of all our laws. What are you going to do with the impending civil war with communist, black lives matter and also how do you deal with Mexican drug cartels that are armed about as well as a small country?

>>140021568
We don't need ID to buy spoons and we're far from being the only country with over the top gun laws. Wouldn't it be nice if instead of squabbling we could get back to stopping the removal of our shared freedoms?

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>>140029098

Ruger SR-22... Learn and live... It's actually a super popular small girl gun here.... It does double strike.

>>140029368
shhh... we're just trying to make the raving Britbong who is trying to overcompensate for his denial of massive amounts of self pity feel even worse.

>>140001323
nice piece of shit gas station knife you faggot leaf

>>140029969
I'm not sure Canada counts in this kind of conversation. Your country is insignificant, has no history and holds no place on the world stage.

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>>140001323
just bought a gun from my neighbor

how fucked am i if i was in california

>>140029797
commies can't win. An organized right will always be more cohesive and militarily effective than any leftie.

>>140029864
Why not both?

Love all the fake info about America being a German country, such a fucking joke, you're Anglo just like the other colonies - at least the parts of you we left are.

>>140029797
Cartels: wall
Commies and BLM are just a meme, those two movements are already starting to eat each other. Even the MSM is starting to turn on them. Soon the indoctrinated college kids will grow up and have to get jobs (which will be waiting for them because of Trump), and the new college kids will be based Gen Z conservatives.
Commies have no chance of igniting a civil war, they are a tiny vocal minority and are pathetically outgunned by true Americans

>>140030134
I sincerely hope you are right, not just for your sake but for us all over here too. All bullshit aside, i hope we all pull through our shit and we pull together to defend what our ancestors built for us.

>>140030069
Yep, second largest country on the planet is surely insignificant. Pay no attention to us hahah. JTF who? We don't have secret nukes hahah.

>>140030299
>muh landmass is muh influence
our tiny little island has a bigger international cock than your frozen asshole of a country

I've carried a knife like this clipped to my belt for years as a because I found that any time I needed to cut open a package or strip/cut wire, I'd have to go hunting for a tool. Isn't that enough of an excuse in Bongland to keep you from getting in trouble?

>>140030299
You are 10th in the list of projected GDP. Fucking Brazil are above you.

>>140030446
Yes, under British law that's fine. There are limits on blade length.

>>140030069
Canada is much more relevant that your tiny little island and more relevant than you will ever be again. We supply USA with all the resources they need to keep America great. What do you have other than shitty dentists and a horrible addiction to sweets? Not much. Sorry for dropping these harsh facts on you. The Sun set on the British Empire after they got BFTO in WW2 and cried to the colonies for help.

>>140030446
You can carry a 3 inch folding blade in the UK if you are 18 or above.

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>>140030523
>muh GDP

>>140030442
Land mass is certainly a factor. We don't care for international grandstanding and slapping our cocks all over everything. We also have the most highly trained special forces in the world. Haha don't pay attention to us. Silly Canada! A LEAF lmao xD.

>>140030583
5th largest economy to your 10th. Our dental hygiene is also a myth, we have some of the highest dental care in the world.
It's funny how you are so proud of giving all your supplies to the US to "keep them great".

>>140001323
hey canucks, i just raped 10 girls and beheaded their families.

How much shit would i be in if i was in UK

>>140030790
What is the SAS?

>>140026308
that's what you tell to females?

>>140030736
Yes

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https://youtu.be/sHuSOyuh7i8

>>140030844
uh huh. Per capita we even have a higher GDP than you.

>>140030943
nope>>140031104

>>140031056
Wow. That is actually embarrassing.

>>140027279
>implying your Orwellian govt isn't going to steal more and more of your freedoms
>implying nigs are any worse then Pakis
>literal muzzie rape gangs fucking your kids
>trucks of peace, acid attacks, etc
Jamal mostly kills Tyron and Juan. Sure you gotta carry and be smart. But niggers are like wild animals, you know they can at any moment lose their shit and attack you, so you use caution and be prepared to kill em. But muzzies in your country...whole different story mate. Sorry about your nieces hymen being torn by achmed

>>140031104
>muh per capita

https://youtu.be/TSOMsGp6uoE

>>140031173
Wrong link

https://youtu.be/TWgbUiUHPSI

>>140027545
Your kids get raped on the regular and your govt cracks down on your personal liberty. Get the fuck outta here you dumb Cunt. I'm going to enjoy watching the uk become the caliphate

>>140031173
Lol, your tiny island is basically on life support.

>>140031104
It's all about overall GDP.

>>140031291
t. US moslem

>>140027809
A bunch of cucks who have to watch as Ahmed rapes thier daughter waiting for the unarmed police to arrive, give the Muslim a warning after he finishes of course and arrests you for being so islamophobic you called them in the first place

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>>140029864
bro you are 0 for three at this moment, yes there are other countries..some more some less fucked(cucked) then yours. but a LEAF is schooling you and all you can say is,
>b-bb-but we're not the only ones...

>>140030894
The Special Air Service is the British special forces team, respectable and effective but not as as much as any CANSOFCOM regiment.

>>140031528
netherlands = niggerlands

>>140031528
My point is we literally aren't the only ones (looking at you AquaFresh) and that we'd be better spent working together. The main issue is that there are forces on 4chan currently abusing our love of banter to turn us on eachother and ensure we don't get any work done

Do people on /pol/ really believe this?

>>140031479
The guy who got caught for the rapes in Rotherham are in prison doing huge prison sentences.
See we can keep guys in prison for a long time because we don't privatize our prisons for profit, and we don't need to keep a constant flow of prisoners like you do, that's why you have the highest number of incarcerations in the world.

>>140031528
Also, London might be worse but the rest of our country is in a better state than the Euro countries thanks to their completely frictionless borders.

>>140031270
That's actually pretty funny. He's pathetic.
So is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mGltTF8w48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7ytdx8YAcY

>>140031528
>>140031779
Specifically better than the majority of the Netherlands.

>>140031552
The SAS are used internationally to train other elite regiments.

>>140031672
M8, men banter. Men don't bond by playing nice and compassionate, they bond by ragging on each other and talking shit. Hence the huge movement to feminine the population. Take it easy, man.

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>>140031821
What's your point?
https://youtu.be/iFcIwhnvknE

>>140031821
So our leaders are both shit. Don't see why everything needs to erupt into a massive dickmeasuring contest when really only America can claim anything but a marginal advantage over other countries.

>>140031821
>Islam is religion of peace
>shuts borders "no Germany we won't take your refugees, and by the way, we are leaving the EU".

4d chess.

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>>140001323
Pffft lame get yo ass a tactical kubuton buttplug

>>140032006
America isn't faring any better and if we could put down the tape measures and go back to using the internet to dispel truthful information about the corruption in the world elite we'd all be laughing

>>140031846
As are CANSOFCOM forces. American troops take advanced aviation courses in Alberta.

www.thestar.com/amp/news/canada/2010/04/25/canadas_elite_commandos_and_the_invasion_of_afghanistan.html

You can read how they operate in that article. Which is seldom heard of because CANSOFCOM operations are usually air tight, you can't really find much about what they do. Which makes you think™.

>>140032187
Because they never do anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUrS2UxUb_E

Where is the CANOFCUM Iranian embassy video?

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>>140031652
>>140031672
>>140031779
>>140031827
interesting that me pointing out a few simple things apparently triggered a few bongs...

>kindafunnyisntit?

>>140031745
Mfw they appeal. All the people in prison deserve to be there I hope thier working hard for the warden. How does it feel knowing you could be arrested just for a fb post. many such cases. Sad.

if you're Muslim they'll let you behead 1 soldier before they take it away from you, but if you're whitey you'll be banished to the Australian outback to be swallowed alive by demons.

I own a british trench knife and several British milsurp guns. I can't imagine being british

>>140003609
Same shit, noguns.

>>140032585
I'm going to get a Lee Enfield. Looks nice. Either that or a double-barrelled shotgun.

>>140032464
You can't appeal 1500 rapes friend, it's a pretty significant case, they are never getting out. They will also be getting their heads stamped on in prison.

I will admit that our big brother society is getting out of hand.

>>140032415
What the fuck has the Netherlands got to do with anything?

>>140029310
Yes, it's more powerful, but it's not a commonly used round for self defense purposes.

>>140032340
There isn't a video because they have a very high sense of operational security.

They have this hip recruitment video though.

https://youtu.be/A5_IbxfB1ZA

>>140032682
Get a shotgun and a rifle.

>>140032682
Just make sure you keep it locked up in the house. Don't go trying to do anything silly like use it defend yourself wouldn't want to be arrested now

>>140032858
Rural people have shotguns out all the time.

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>>140032415
i am not the one getting all hot and bothered by not being able to buy a butter knife for one... is my country fucked? Yeah it is. Did i say its not? No. Did i vote Wilders? Yes. Do i still want Brexit to happen and have England give a giant middle finger to the EuropeanUnion? Hell yes.

Can all the retarded bongs replying to first comment proceed to off themselves? why yes in fucking deed.

>>140032736
Holy shit I didn't know it was that bad. In freedomland they would get the needle.

>>140032815
I watched the video and I now understand that your special forces basically fly over your vast wilderness in helicopters and probably go and save bears from drowning.
The US probably get them to join in training with them for a laugh.

>>140032921
Has to retreat to the middle of nowhere to even take it for a walk. Still couldn't actually use it to legally defend oneself

>>140033026
It was actually a terrible case. And something needs to be done. All fucking around aside I do believe there is a pedophile ring that goes high up in the UK. I think the BBC are in on it too. In fact. Prince Charles is a kiddy fiddler.

>>140033169
There are cases of people using their guns around here for self defence locally, and they're still out and about.
You're clearly here because you want to dickmeasure and brag to strangers online and demean them because whatever reason (maybe you're a failure irl, maybe not). If you want to have a reasonable discussion, feel free to drop that tape measure.

>>140033036
No, the SEALS sung praise of them one mission after they had just met them

>>140003070
Its a tool you tool

>>140033283
Too bad you couldn't say that without being arrested

>>140033372
"Yeah they were good guys. Pretty easy going, made nice pancakes and were fairly professional."

SAS : refer to Iranian embassy video.

>>140032682
If you want a ww2 gun I have to say get a k98. I love my enfield, it's fun and a piece of history bit the k98 is just a beast.

>>140033359
I can't drop the tape measure. The army gave me erectile dysfunction. My dick don't work.

>>140033641
I'm glad you saw your friends die for ZOG.

>>140033569
How do you think Tommy Robinson gets away with turning up at court and calling everyone nonces?

>>140033689
Friends??

>>140033787
I assumed from your post you were in the army, therefore seeing your mates get fucked up so Benyamin Szekelwitz could have more land in the middle east. Either that, or you're an army chef or something.

>>140033969
Tfw never got close enough to anyone to be friends with

>>140034268
>failure irl
I was right then.

>>140032790
ahh I see, I have a Chiappa Mares Leg that fires the .44 mag. I put a full length stock on it to make it actually usable, lol. I figured that it would be great for wildlife defense.