>Yfw Americans don't need to do a cycling proficiency

>>140001119
>mfw brits have to get a license to ride a bicycle.
>lolwut,jpg

>>140001119
Brits need a license to ride a bicycle?

My fucking sides.

>>140001119
>cycling
>license
jesus fuck mate, do yoou need a license to buy shoes as well

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>>140001119
>Americans think guns are illegal in Canada
Um nice try sweetie

>>140001119
>license
>se

Something tells me you're not British.

>>140001119
Do brits need a licence to fuck their wives ?

fuckin' loose cannons they are.

>>140001344
>>140001401

in germany you do this in elementary school to learn some basic rules, not an official license though

that is what you get when you drive cars on a left side - death of the brain

>>140001684
Even if they did, I can't imagine why anyone would get one.

>>140001762
>in germany you do this in elementary school to learn some basic rules

That I can understand. But having to get a license to ride a bike is fucking stupid.

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>>140001489

>tfw people in the UK wear bin liners on their feet rather than pay their shoe tax

>>140001119
> cycling proficiency test in order to get their license.
What license?
You guys have to have a license to watch TV too don't you.
The UK sucks ass.

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>>140001344
you know exactly why they need a license there

>>140001991
>yfw the import tariff on shoes is actually 17%

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>>140001684
Yes, unless it is another brit's wife and you already have your "certified cultural enricher" license.

Well take a look at what happened, seriously. Four hundred and eighty two thousand, one hundred and eighteen pounds in the first month, and I'm simply blown away. Thanks man I mean I cant.. I cant get over it its seven hundred and sixty four thousand pounds in 29 days, this is incredible. Thought it was just err well I thought you were full of it to be honest but now I've made over five hundred thousand pound sterling errm yea, that's just in the first month That is my account, it has six hundred and twenty two thousand and one pounds in it. Can you believe that heeee. I mean honestly I'm. I can still hardly believe it myself.

>>140002020
the cycling licence? Why would just let any retard loose in traffic with a bike?

>>140003918
cause you arent gonna kill anyone with a bike. whats next britland? feet license? who would just let anyone loose in traffic with feet.

>>140003918
Why would you let any retard reproduce with women?

But somehow your country still exists...

>>140004236
You might make a last minute manovour that results in a car accident? Hundreds of people die from bike related accidents in London every year.

>>140005186
jesus christ, are you defending bicycle licenses?

I would support requiring a license to cycle, because an unintended consequence is that it would greatly reduce bike thefts by niggers

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Cycling tests should be mandatory.

Pic related is a group of young germans training to get their cycling licenses.

>>140005763
not likely
it would just add another charge if they got caught

>>140001119
This is fake right?
The big licenses for burgers are
>Driving License
>Hunter's Safety so a child can kill deer before a legal adult
>Fishing license(pays for stocking fish in lakes, rivers)
you guys suck.
btw Take Piers Morgan back

>>140001401
Please tell me you don't actually believe this

Are helmets mandatory for brits, too?

TV license, internet ID, bicycle license, butterknife permit, heterosexual intercourse request forms...

The UK's really going downhill.

>>140006487
yes obviously
. >>140006341
how is your fishing licence any different to a bike or tv licence ?

You need a license to bake bread in Germany so I've heard. Without it you can't sell donuts, croissants, bagels.

>>140005186
>Hundreds of people die from bike related accidents in London every year.

Fuck load of good it does then, huh?

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>>140005916
>young germans
>90% niggers

>>140007012
>>140007012
yes because people cycle without their licence and henceforth are not aware of the highway code. Beautiful dawinism.

>>140006842
You don't actually need a fishing license for certain areas. City lakes and costal cities usually require them because the government uses the money to help maintain fish population.

Next you guys are gonna say we need a license to have a gun.

>>140005916
In Munich they have the bike lanes up on the sidewalks. (wouldn't want to impede any BMWs on the street). I got yelled at for momentarily walking in the bike lane. I have bitterly hated all Germans since that day.

>>140006842
>Without Fishing License funds lakes and rivers would not be stocked with fish.
>It's a yearly license. no test or training. like $35 in the state you live in. out of state resident is more.
>Similar to a deer tag

>>140007118
So they why burden responsible riders? Just let the situation un-Pakify itself.

>>140007012
kek

>>140007242
We don't need a tv licence for certain Channels. BBC and BBC Iplayer usually require them because the government uses the money to help maintain quality broadcasting.

Next you guys are gonna say, we need a license to play music past 10pm.

>>140007336
*then

>>140007336
>Implying non whites use bikes.

>>140007242
why hunter's safety is not mandatory in (white) schools is beyond me.
teaches people not to be dumbasses with firearms and to respect firearms.

>>140001489
>tfw brits wear only velcroe shoes
>tfw getting a shoe tying license could cause violence with the muzzies

>>140001119
You think that's a bad thing? In my state you don't need a license to ride a motorcycle on public roads. You only need to pass a written test and eye test for a permit and then you can hop on and ride. You are supposed to learn by doing or take a rider course at you discretion.

Good god Americans will believe and get angry about just about anything won't they? Quite extraordinary.

>>140006604
I don't pay the TV license because it is 100% a scam, also I'm pretty sure even if they had the power to take you to court, they'd lose, as it preys on the vunerable and the stupid, ESPECIALLY if you don't even watch the BBC. It once was required, now, it's literally a con and a money grab, monitors and TV's have no right to have extra tax added on to them because they say so, so if you are an imbecile you pay TV license

>>140007386
do bongs need license to own a knife?
I carry a knife on me during my work day

>>140007259
Some retard (literal retard) tried to beat my ass once for momentarily walking in the bike lane in order to cross it. At 5 am. In complete darkness. He got off his bike, took a few swings at me. I dodged them easily (like i said he WAS a literal retard, like in literally retarded and thus really really sloooow) with my hands in my jacket pockets because it was cold as fuck. He got bored, got on his bike and cycled away. Some other dude witnessed the whole thing and was like 'what the fuck was that?'. Yeah, i unno, man... Then i went on back to my way to work.

>>140007386
That's just called taxes. The US has PBS. I think both the BBC and PBS are a waste of money, but that's not the point. Fishing license isn't necessary unless you want to fish. It's like 30 bucks and last a year.

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>>140007386
>We don't need a TV license for certain channels
Oh?

>>140001119

Lycra should be illegal unless you can do more than 4 W/kg. Nobody wants to see a fatty bent over in that shit.

>>140001119

They might run their bike into a nest of Gundarks.

>>140005186
I assumed OP was poking a joke at his own country, then he started defending it.

I just don't know anymore, this is all taking a toll on me mentally. Maybe i should just start taking the blue pill again.

>>140007816
Oh wait, I must have misunderstood that brit. They actually have a government license to watch certain channels... wow...

>>140007806
>>140007690
>>140007386

Check this out. A UK guy getting served with a search warrant to check if he has a TV hooked up in his home. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QnFwLqCQ24

>>140006604

One time, when I was out, a friend of mine took a bag full of small toothpick flags and stuck them all over my room. This is what is happening to the world right now

>>140007743
no but you need to shower papers that you need it for work.

>>140008251
Holy shit, the UK is fucked. What a waste of police time, tax payers money, and civil liberties.

I thought this was a special thing my country does. But looks like we're not that special. Looks like another country has bike licences

>>140008251
this is in scotland.

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>>140009027
>Check out this UK Guy
>This is in Scotland...

Holy shit...

Do you not know what the U in UK stands for?

>>140009027
>>140008251
did they secede?

>>140008366
so worse than a license.
You are saying having a knife for no reason is a crime. wow.

>>140008366
most US states nowadays you can open carry a gun for no reason. Sure the cops may be called but we dindu nuffin.

>>140001684
kek, they used to... FUCK: Fornication Under Consentment of the King

>>140010129
this is true, under the feudal system it was quite common that before you got married the lord of the Manor would fuck your wife.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur

>>140009218
yes english, welsh, N. Ireland, and Cuckland.
why are scots such shit?
>Want to leave UK union
>Want to be in EU as independent nation in union.
Does Scotland get zero migrants?
sort yourselves out.

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>>140007259
>>140007753
I understand if you walk trough something like this but if there's a walking path next to it why the fuck are you trying so hard to annoy cyclists

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>>140001119
>tfw Britbongalongs don't even eat butter sandwiches

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>>140001119
I know, the police took my bicycle license when I ran into an officer outside of an alleyway. Lost it for two weeks. :\

>tfw you keep failing the kettle license.

Hate having to keep buying a cuppa tea in the morning. Non brits know that feeling?

>>140010341
the research on successful rural people outbreeding shit people is pretty amazing in GB because records.
Serfdom allowed for 1k years of IQ increasing due to manorialism preventing multiple cousin marriage preventing clan/tribal bonds.
If only you retards would have allowed priest to breed. The highest IQ group for a long time.

>>140010341
cucked de jure

>>140004236
Sure, they do. It is just covered up. But London is in a crisis after the Charlie Alliston case. They need to change the laws because cyclists DO kill pedestrians. And cripple. And generally treat like shit.

>>140001344
lol he is a fucking idiot ignore him...

>>140010463
Why the hell are cyclists all over the sidewalk? Your safety is not more important than pedestrians.

>>140011801
Fukin A.

>>140006476
Bong, you're not even allowed to have overly sharp plastic knives. I'm willing to believe in anything at this point.

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>>140011801
you don't have bike lanes unlike here

>>140010463
Yeah, that's exactly where cyclists should be. In their dedicated cyclists lanes. Well below ground level where they can't fuck up anyone's shit on purpose because they just love to do so.

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>>140010463
I also just realized that's a nog on a bike in front.

Holland, how far have you fallen? You were such a proud nation once.

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>>140012710
dude look at yourself

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>>140001498
>FULLY AUTOMATED POP GUN

>yfw a shit troll post is going to reach 100 posts.

ffs, /pol/ really is just full of literal idiots.

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>>140001119
>OI, FASTEN THOSE TRAININ WHEELS BACK ON YA WANKER

>>140013244
it's pretty sad

>>140015974
>Implying swearing within the vicinity of under 16s isn't a criminal offense.

>>140001119
This is not true. In Los Angeles though you are supposed to license your bikes.

>>140001119
>Did you know that your child is 319x more likely to be killed in a cycling accident than an Islamic suicide bombing?
Save a tyke
Bin that bike.

>>140012313
We have super deluxe five star bike lanes. To my knowledge, not a single cyclist has ever even been hit here. They are in cycling utopia. And they do absolutely anything they want. And you have never seen such horrible behaviour in your life. They have killed several pedestrians, and that's just for starters.

>>140007753
i'd beat your ass too faggot stay off the bike lane

>>140007259
You deserved it

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>>140001119

>>140001344
checked