Rate my absentee vote in the upcoming German election I

>>139958214
NECK YOURSELF, TRAITOR

/Nigger cock in your mum

>>139958425

Why do you think about nigger cock so much?

I...I don't understand.

>>139958214
lower wages please

votes for Merkel
traitor/10

>>139958541
I am for raising the minimum wage.
>>139958382
>>139958580
Samefag

>>139958214
Lol, hättest du den Zettel doch lieber ungültig gemacht...

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>>139958660

Äh, das würde Wählen etwas sinnlos machen. Ich hab's gestern abgeschickt

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>>139958214
EINE STIMME FÜR DIE CSU IST EINE STIMME FÜR MERKEL

>>139958627
>for raising the minimum wage
But you are apparently for lowering the average wage.

>>139958214
>CSU

Why are you voting? You should agitate to join Austria instead!

>>139958743

Ich bin kein Fan von Seehofer, aber ich konnte nur so sicherstellen, dass Merkel Gottkanzlerin bleibt.

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>>139958803
>You should agitate to join Austria instead!

Austria will be incorporated into the Greater Bavarian Empire. Fear not, little Alpenbro.

Why do you keep posting this every day?
Sage

Why is this not in Muslim? I'm gonna sue

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>>139958773
>But you are apparently for lowering the average wage.

That's already happened with all the slavshit 3rd worlders flooding into the EU.

>>139958859
I approve of this message and would like our first aircraft carrier to be called "Franz Joseph".

>>139958978
>I approve of this message and would like our first aircraft carrier to be called "Franz Joseph".

+ "Strauss".

>>139959026
We call the second one Edmund Stoiber, deal?

>>139959101

We have a deal, little Alpenbro.

>>139958214
when race war for europe starts I will hang you as a traitor.

>>139959192
>traitor

/pol/ really needs to find new buzzwords. The current ones are prrrrrrrrretty played out. It's getting embarrassing.

>>139958214
U did nothing wrong, CDU/CSU are the only option atm if we dont want red red green and AfD is a incompetent meme party.

>not gruene
what are you afraid of strong women

>>139959261
>if we dont want red red green and AfD is a incompetent meme party.

Exactly my sentiment. I'm a lefty but I just can't bring myself to vote for Schulz, and the AfD are neoliberal shills.

>>139959267

I don't fear women, I just find them gross.

>>139959378
Shitposting aside, it seems you did the right thing. AfD can't win right now whatever they are, and apparently you took the least bad choice.

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>>139958214

>>139959512

I'm not even shitposting. It's just that my political opinions have the bonus of triggering some /pol/tards, so it's basically two birds with one stone.

>>139959618
>triggering some /pol/tards
I can't really understand why do people act like that. Is it attention? But that attention isn't positive, you could just spam blacked threads for the same result. Emotions? What's the point?

>>139959843

It's a moral imperative. Attention is just a necessary and barely avoidable side effect.

I'm too modest to crave attention.

>>139958214
csu/cdu?
have you learned nothing from the past 50 years

afd all day

>>139960047
>afd all day

Uhm, the party whose front-runner, supreme lesbo Alice Weidel, is ex-Goldman Sachs?

I pity you.

>>139960132
pick your poison
afd policies are less damaging

i peter you

>>139958859
fuck off mehmet

>>139960261
>i peter you

Unpeter me at once, freak.

>>139960287
9
you have been petered
accept it
for it is who you are now

>>139960393

I reject your subpar petering skills. Either peter me deep and hard, or don't even bother.

>>139958214
>Thanks for using the absentee voting system. Your vote will be processed by one of our volunteers and counted to the total. See you in 2021

>>139960705

Are you trying to guilt-trip me? Because it isn't working.

>>139960452
bich yall dont know bout my peteing skills
dey b off d hook
da make me repete my self

>>139960959

I love you <3

So, how are YOU gonna vote, Krautbros?

Remember, this is about the future of Germany and the EU. Please don't vote AfD. Be smart.

>>139960995
we should go to the woods and make sweet pete
are you legal?
do you have a faminie penis

>>139961127

It's not big enough to really be a masculine penis, but I don't bottom :^)

>>139961040
eu and europe arent the same
hate fuck the eu
make love to europe

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>>139958214
you deserve to be killed with a cheese grater slowly over the course of a week

>>139961193
you dont bottom?
be gone peter

>>139961210

The EU has brought unprecedented piece and prosperity to its members. With the exception of AfD voters, they were left behind by society and live in abject poverty, so I certainly understand why they would be so mad <3

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>>139958214
>Bayern
I r8 u into the trash/10

>>139961408

Pissdich, Ostfotze

So witch one is the Nazi party?

>>139961375
>piece

Look at me. My English is almost as bad as the Americans'.

I apologize.

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>>139961431
ahahaha, GIBS ME DAT, bayernlümmel.

You just paid for my brand new 86 Zoll TV.

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>>139961671

Reunification was a mistake.

>>139961375
man have a look around europe,
its takin(not asking just taking) from good rich countries and giving to dumb countries(who can but dont support their own populus)
its a robin hood union dragging down europe so its all fair and equal, deal with your own meth and muslim shit
eu is destroyin europe with it currency and policies

>>139961727
>its takin(not asking just taking) from good rich countries and giving to dumb countries(who can but dont support their own populus)

As a lefty, I believe in the stronger people taking care of the weaker people. I would also be for the formation of a transfer union within the EU.

Not just for humanitarian reasons, but also for rational reasons: it would help us develop stronger markets. In the end, everyone benefits.

That is the beauty of the EU.

>>139961502
npd

>>139961826
>>As a lefty

cool bro

>>139961915

Thanks <3

>>139961843
So how come you guys don't vote for npd

>>139962215
>So how come you guys don't vote for npd

They could ask you the same thing, shitlord

>>139961127
>are you legal?

Oh, missed this.

Yes, I am. Turning 20 this month :^)

>>139962319
Fair enough Hans

>>139962215
cause they for a ethnostate , same size gov and taxes
i like small gov, civic nathionalism and liberty

>>139962338
so cute
il shred that ass post op

>>139962338
do you tweet

>>139962806

I do not. Tweeting is for fat, orange retards.

I am not a far orange retard, therefore I do not tweet.

>>139963116
aw pete why

>>139963344

You're an AfD supporter, you wouldn't understand.

Btw, are you cute? If so, that would be your only redeeming quality <3

fucking pederasts

>>139963497
>fucking pederasts

I'm 19, him hitting on me hardly makes him a pederast.

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>>139958214
Antideutscher Abschaum.

>>139963410
im a 30 irish man thats hairy as fuck
im far from cute
wamen are cute

>>139963658
>im a 30 irish man thats hairy as fuck

DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D

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>>139958214

Kill yourself, traitor.

>>139963657

He ate a bullet because he was afraid of Russians. That caption should probably spell "versagen" instead lmao

>>139961040
AfD, obviously.
Really hope for the FDP, tho.
Fatma "I hate every German" Merkel + FDP would still be way better than her + SPD again or red red green.

>>139963728
dropped?
your pants?

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>>139963766

Kill yourself, leftist shill

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>>139963898

>AfD, obviously.

>>139963898
>Really hope for the FDP, tho.

My parents are centrists, pretty liberal on social issues (thank god), but they've always supported FDP, I did manage to convince them to vote for CSU instead this time

>>139964082
Nice bait you got there.

>>139958214
It's your third thread in 2 days, will you just fuck off already you attention seeking faggot?

>>139958214
>GUYS XDDXD PLS LOOK HOW LE TROLL IAM XDDD X-----DDD

>'Conservative party'
>"Islam belongs to Germany"
>"Germans don't even exist"
>"Germany shouldn't even exist as a nation state"

Makes sense that a lefty would vote them, there is absolutely nothing conservative left anymore about the CDU

>>139964146

The fact that you don't like hearing it doesn't make it bait. My argument was as follows: they voted for FDP last time, and they didn't even make it into parliament. While they probably will make the cut this time, every vote for them will weaken Merkel, and I believe she our best choice, both for Germany and for the EU.

>>139964478
this

>>139964478
>Islam belongs to Germany"

Was he wrong? Ever heard of freedom of religion? Why do you hate our constitution?

>>139963657
>>139963766
I read that as "versagen" until you pointed it out

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>>139964712

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>>139958214
Eine Stimme für die CSU ist eine Stimme für Merkel

>>139958214

This has been posted about 8 times already.

>>139965419

This is about the future of Germany and the EU. It's too important not to be discussed as often as possible.

guys he pulled that ballot off facebook then took a picture of the envelope with his afd vote in it with the timestamp

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geburtstag morgen. Nichts in Burghausen zu tun.

>>139965602
>Burghausen

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii <3

>>139958214
you need to be culturaly enriched faggot.

>>139965831

I want to, but somehow refugees tend to only go for females. Bit sexist tbqh.

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>>139965692
OwO
lass uns Brezeln bekommen

>>139965943
>Brezeln

Des hoaßt Brezn, du Saupreiß!

>>139965901
>being this faggotish

i tell you what to do:
>get dressed as an goat
>go to nearest asylum center
>jackpot

>>139958214

Isn't this guaranteed to basically be the majority German vote?

I doubt anyone really expects Germans to vote out the current ruler. That's, like, your thing. You vote for people that are going to lead you into disaster. If anything is quintessentially German, it's following your leader toward inevitable doom.

>>139966663

No, all it does is prove, as evidence by Trump's and Brexit's win and Hofer's, Le Pen's and Wilders' humiliating defeat, that rural and suburban retards and confined to the anglosphere while mainland Europe is inhabited by smart, educated people.

>>139958214
0/10.

Why would you do that?
If you believe that there is a chance for Germany you vote AfD, if you don't vote SPD.

Unless you completely unironically believe that Merkel did nothing wrong you shouldn't vote CDU/CSU.

>>139966791
>and confined

are*

>>139958214
Here is your (((you)))

Dreckiges Verräterschwein und rückgratloser Speichellecker wählt den Volkstod. Was gibts sonst noch für interessante Neuigkeiten in Germanistan?

>>139966798
>If you believe that there is a chance for Germany you vote AfD, if you don't vote SPD.

The AfD is a meme party. What pisses me off about the SPD is that a) Schulz is a pompous ass with no leadership qualities, and b) the SPD and the Greens keep blocking stricter deportation policies in the 2nd chamber of parliament.

I'm not against migration in general, but I believe it needs to be regulated and controlled, and suspending that rule of law by suspending deportation is a horrible mistake.

>>139962215
>So how come you guys don't vote for npd
Government honeypot. LITERALLY daycare for retards by our police.

>>139967020
>Volkstod

lmao

>>139967056

>>139967056
Das lmaoen wird dir schon noch vergehen, wenn du alt und krank bist und die Früchte der ungezügelten Museleinwanderung in ihrer vollen Pracht genießen kannst.

>>139967032
>The AfD is a meme party.
Yes. But the best thing we got.

>What pisses me off about the SPD is that a) Schulz is a pompous ass with no leadership qualities, and b) the SPD and the Greens keep blocking stricter deportation policies in the 2nd chamber of parliament.
And that is why you should vote for them if you wan't to see Germany dead.

>I'm not against migration in general
Also known as mentally retarded.

>I believe it needs to be regulated and controlled
Why are you voting for a party which did EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE?
You remember the million coming though open borders? Or do you have dementia.
Do you also vote for the Like if you want the Jews to be gassed or for the greens if you wan't the environment destroyed?

>>139967423
>Why are you voting for a party which did EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE?

I'm not voting for CDU, I'm voting for CSU. Seehofer opposed Merkel regarding the refugee crisis.

AfD is a disgusting anti-EU, pro-Russia, pro-neoliberalism meme party.

>>139967341

Your agony is gorgeous :^)

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>>139967611
>not voting for memes
Now gib brezn

>>139967611
Seehofer aka big mouth, no action, Arschkriecher und mieses Opportunistenschwein allererster Güteklasse?
Wie behindert bist du eigentlich?

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>>139967857

Hier, für dich <3

>>139967611
>I'm not voting for CDU, I'm voting for CSU.
I know that, but you do know that that is irrelevant for the make up of the parliament?
Why would you do anything to keep a party in power which directly opposes what you want?

>Seehofer opposed Merkel regarding the refugee crisis.
And? Did he stop it? No, because he couldn't.

>AfD is a disgusting anti-EU, pro-Russia
Nothing wrong with that, unless you want to see a fourth German Reich.

>pro-neoliberalism
They are called "literally Hitler" far to often for that.

>>139967698
Keine Sorge, ich hab Ruhepuls. In den Alpen sind wir gut bewaffnet und werden immer daran denken wer uns das alles eingebrockt hat. ;-)

>>139967976
>Why would you do anything to keep a party in power which directly opposes what you want?

AfD and SPD are even more opposed to my interests, that makes the choice easy.

>>139968031
>ich hab Ruhepuls

Yup, wenn man so verzweifelt ist dass man den Drang hat, das extra zu betonen, dann wird's sicher so sein, Opi :^)

>>139968062
>AfD and SPD are even more opposed to my interests
AfD is certainly not opposed to you on immigration, what about the rest? And why does the rest even matter so much?

>>139958734
die stimme ungültig machen ist nicht sinnlos. zeigt das du keine partei für geeignet hälst aber den demokratischen prozess trotzdem respektierst. ganz andere aussage als am sontag aufm sofa sitzen zu bleiben. die botschaft ist "ich bin nicht zu faul zum wählen ich bin unzufrieden mit dem stauts der deutschen parteienlandschaft".

>>139968172
>AfD is certainly not opposed to you on immigration

Only rural and suburban retards are single-issue voters.

As I said, the AfD is anti-EU, and with their front-runner being ex-Goldmann Sachs, they're neoliberal shils with a massive privatization fetish too. The fact that she is a supreme lesbo doesn't change the fact that the AfD leadership and most of their members are homophobic with a very authoritarian streak regarding the enforcement of "traditional families".

Absolutely disgusting.

>>139959512
AfD can't win, so don't vote for AfD because AfD can't win. Huh, ok?

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>>139966791
>mainland Europe is inhabited by smart, educated people.

>>139968144
Das hättest du wohl gerne, Hahnrei. :-D
Impertinente, besserwisserische Hosenscheißer wie du einer bist, bekommen eigentlich immer die Quittung für ihr Handeln präsentiert. Mohammed und Ali werden schon dafür sorgen, dass dir dein dämliches Grinsen vergeht.
Meanwhile in Alpenrepublik: FPÖ 35% im Aufwärtstrend.

>>139968913

You have parroted that correctly and I couldn't be prouder of this achievement.

>>139968950
>dein dämliches Grinsen

lmao absolutely seething

>>139968495
>Only rural and suburban retards are single-issue voters.
Incidentally I live in a major city, surrounded by immigrants. It is Hell.

>As I said, the AfD is anti-EU
Do you wan't a neo-liberal German fourth Reich? Because that is what the EU is about.

>AfD leadership and most of their members are homophobic with a very authoritarian streak regarding the enforcement of "traditional families"
There is LITERALLY absolutely NOTHING wrong with that.
If there was any second reason I would vote for a party, then it is their opposition to fag marriage, it is truly absurd to even consider such a thing.
Also irrc neither the CSU nor the CDU are very much for fag marriage either.

>>139966791
>Wilders' humiliating defeat
???
What are you talking about?

>>139969017
>If there was any second reason I would vote for a party, then it is their opposition to fag marriage

lmao

>>139969059
>What are you talking about?

I'm talking about Wilders' humiliating defeat.

>>139969000
Nach Jahren auf der Uni mit Linkscucks wie dir? Try harder.

>>139969106
But he wasn't defeated, he gained seats.

>>139969082
???

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lmao

>>139969207
And?
Do you think this might be because immigration disproportionately effect lower income people? Or what else?

>>139958214
Why're you so senselessly cruel? :(
I Mean: you are not only cruel to yourself but to society in its entirety.

>>139969357

No, it's because the poor, uneducated, and those who've left behind be society, are usually more susceptible for populist rhetoric that gives them a scapegoat they can blame all their failures on.

Also, see Brexit and Trump.

>>139969161
>Nach Jahren auf der Uni

Hausmeisterjob? Immer schön die Heizungen und verstopfte Toiletten repariert? :^)

>>139969468
>No, it's because the poor, uneducated, and those who've left behind be society, are usually more susceptible for populist rhetoric that gives them a scapegoat they can blame all their failures on.
Source? Or are you talking out of your ass here?
But good to see that you have been thoroughly indoctrinated by our fake news.

>Trump.
No. Trump was voted because non-white subhumans are still a minority in the US. White people voted for him, in other words smart people voted for him.

>>139959618
It'll be mohammad that triggers something and it won't be pol fritz )

>>139969755
>Source?

Observable reality.

>>139969826
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Now I know who has never seen a scientific institution on the inside, even in the most retarded classes you can take, they tell you that you need evidence to support your claims.

You Hauptschüler can't even do that.

>>139969207
Just like in Sweden. The SD voters are disproportionately undereducated men living in the countryside. The ones to get the short end of the stick first when it comes to globalism. No jobs, no government investments, no police and the socialists are busy shutting down hospitals.
City slickers (with an overrepresentation of liberals and greens, just like in Germany) refuse to understand.

You know you're in a rural area when the local bürgerwehr has to threaten to lynch caught criminals for the cops to show up at all.

>>139958214
bait

>>139969971
>You know you're in a rural area when the local bürgerwehr has to threaten to lynch caught criminals for the cops to show up at all.
That's pretty great

>>139969207
>EVERYONE WHO IS NOT MY OPPINION IS DUMB!

Yeah, maybe i am 20 IQ points below and i have a few chromosomes, but IQ does not represent the general public's lacking common-fucking-sense.

That went out of the window long ago.

>>139969468
Being this delusional.
Majority tends to vote what msm shills 24/7. This also affects lower class brats because they are the easiest to manipulate. A growing part of the lower class votes for right wing because the get all the cultural enrichment first. Without this enrichment, they'd vote left for more gibbs.
Thats one thing.
The other thing is, that more and more well informed, well educated people vote right wing, because it becomes clearer with every terror attack, every demand from the muslim community and every new shitskin arriving daily, where all this failed (((centrist))) politics will end.

>>139968333
They can still simply ignore you because they still get as much power. The only way to make them notice your vote is to give it to their enemies. It's their own fault, too: if they had given the people a way to abstain from voting in a meaningful way, we would not have to resort to extremes to stop them.

>>139969468
>Haha, my master said I am smarter than you, that means I'm always right

Age is no shield against remaining a child desperate for the approval of authority figures.

>>139969686
t. MSc in Biochemistry
Feel free to ask stuff about science of nature, economics politics. Im happy to answer your questions, since you've proofen a several times how misinformed and poorly educated you are.

>>139970949
>Germanon throws Ad Hominems
>Ausbro thinks his degree makes him a decent person and gives any weight to his commentary.

>tfw

>>139971623
Since a Merkel-Voter is prone to appeal to autority, and his "strongest" "argument" is muh low iq votes right wing, pointing out being stem masterrace is ogre.

>>139972132
Hey, i am not taking sides between you two, i am just pointing out that both are kinda retarded.

and yes, muh lowlife 4chan-dwelling trashlord cis-white heteronormative demi-boy is voting afd.

fucking whites, amirite?

I will take part in the election this year for the first time. Going for AFD.

>>139964658
We do not have a constitution.

>>139973464
We have basic laws projected unto the national boundaries of germany and the EU, but not one adressing us as a people. I'd like to do away with the former and establish the latter. What we have right now is at best a free-for-all fiscal cleptocracy.