Jealous girlfriend who pretended to be a police officer for

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>>139943364
Really neurons my activations

Looks fake newsy.
>daily mail

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>>139943364
>ywn have a girl catfish you into never leaving her
>tfw no insane clingy gf

>>139943364
>'sophisticated catfish style behaviour '

Noodling?

how much of a retarded cuck do you have to be to fall for any of this shit? like the only way you should ever do jack shit a cop tell you to do is if they turn up to your house with a goddamn warrant or similar court order.

sounds like this bitch just told him she was the popo over facebook or email or some shit and the dumbcunt believed it.

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She's qt

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>>139943364
Awesome desu.

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>>139943364
>Random police officer tells you you are under probation despite committing no crimes.
>Seems completely believable given my police state government.

Britain 2017

nice?

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>>139943364
>a qt will never love you so much she puts you under curfew

>>139943364
>Mitchell Lloyd

No wonder he thought the cops were after him.

>ywn have a girlfriend that is so obsessed with you

>>139943364
To be perfectly honest, after hate-fucking her, I'd marry her if I was him.