>Living in Britain >Wake up at 7 bong in the morn >Take

>>139938800
>be american
>get shot

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>>139938800
>Whip out me Knickerstick

>>139938919
>be a faggot
>post country-related bantz while hiding behind a meme flag

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>>139938800

>>139938919
To be honest, I'd rather be shot as a free man than live the life of a cuck slave.

>>139938919

>be European
>watch as your cultural identity and genetic lineage are completely dissolved in a single generation, through the genocidal plot of a band of faceless, soulless bureaucrats

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>>139939217
Now all you need to do is get shot and you've accomplished both.

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put me in the screencap

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>>139938800
you're right, you know.

Britains dont wake to bongs anymore, they wake to the first mu'addhin of the day.

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>>139938919
>>139939333
>>139939445

>getting this butthurt

>>139938800
Is this gif real or some cgi bullshit? That mask looks identical to Emma watson

>>139938800
kek I liked the part when he got robbed with a spoon

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https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/media-40969682

BBC pidgin isn't talking about this

>>139938800
Now this is shitposting I can get behind

>>139938800
>be President Trump
>announce that all Page 3, NUTS, and ZOO girls are allowed instant citizenship in the USA.
>that is all

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>>139938800
>give em an ol' London Lollipop for good measure

Lost hard.

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>>139938800
blimey-limey me old bean, ave you been living in bongland before? I can tell by the way you post your wordsy words.

Btw, where did you get a porn licence for only fifty quid, mine cost 100?

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>>139939742
>BBC pidgin

>>139938800
>Eat my breakfast of seared grickleknob and Prince Harry on White
>They demand my wallet at spoonpoint
>Give the state a call for wank approval

A thousand Keks dude. Well done.

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>>139938800
great bantz

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>>139939543
You can aalways come to USA Britbong.

>>139939917
They meashah yer wundahbox in stone, that's how 'em lads get their prices

>>139938800
This is why I hate living around famous people. Lots of actresses shoot for stuff in my area, if someone wears a mask of them and sits in front of me, I'd be like so what and they'd shoot me, I'd die like a dog not actually thinking an actress would shoot me. It would be someone famous because there would be masks of them.

This world is a scary place.

>>139939352
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/6xk93c/just_a_normal_day_in_bongland/

>>139939708
Look at the hair as she is taking off the mask.

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>>139938800
>Knickerstick
God I hope this is a real word.

>>139940316
ADHD must be crippling me, I didn't even catch that

>>139938800
>Spoonpoint
My fucking sides

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>Living in Southern US
>Wake up 4 burgers past fries
>wash mullet
>business in the front party in back
>put on a pair of jeans and a dirty Clemson shirt
>take a gander outside o'er yonder
>positively 100% humidity
>It's Bo time
>eat my breakfast of grits with a side of biscuit gravy
>make sure mama didn't fall asleep with a cigarette in her mouth again
>refill her butter dispenser
>kick open trailer park door
>trip over christmas lights from last year
>fall into pool set up in the back of my 68 camaro
>pray to dale earnhardt I don't drown
>remember pool water is actually sweet tea
>drink all of it
>drive mobility scooter to walmart
>closed for labor day
>goddamn Obama

>>139939708
search 'susan masks and unmasks' on youtube

>>139941247
Is this supposed to be bad? You just described a pretty damn good day to me.

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>>139941247
Rude.
We don't have mullets anymore dude.

>>139941403
It was intended to be slightly bad yet incredibly accurate.

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>>139941623
You achieved your goal

>>139941247
>>closed for labor day
And that's where your story falls apart. Wallie-world wageslaves work on labor day.

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>>139938800

>All these people not recognizing this greentext
Newfags, all of you.

>>139942323
Well yeah, but flying to NYC is only one way

Nice one OP, I almost spat out my grickleknob.

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>>139938919
You too my friend should learn to hold your breath.
Cause the holocauster is going to take you for a ride.

>get up drop a mersey trout
>go back to bed.
>gawd bless yer maam.

Just got back from 8 months in germany. Lemme try one
>wake up in germany
>its 3 refugees past the jihad
>eat bread with some kind of meat-jelly for breakfast
>try to get to the bahnhof but im .0002 seconds late so the train left already
>take my car on the autobahn
>driving 280 kilometers per hour
>trying not to die as krauts blast past me honking thier horn and not using turn signals until already halfway through the turn
>get to rathaus and wait for visa services
>packed with refugees all singing thier traditional song "Arschloch deutsch"
>get stabbed by a refugee trying to walk back to my car because the line was too long
>polizei fine me $800 for bleeding on thier immaculatly clean sidewalks before he calls the krankenwagn to come get me
>hospital wont take me because its a holiday and theyre closed for the next 3 days


(Seriously, germans are fucking suicidal drivers and it seems like every other week theres a holiday that cripples the entire nation by shutting down all buisinesses and services. Best part is the germans cant even remember what theyre fucking celebrating)

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>>139938919
>be american
>shoot back

>>139938800
Accurate. Bongs are the world's biggest disgrace. They should be beating their women back into line, spilling sandnigger blood in the street, and bombing anyone who gets in the way.

>>139938919
Look a humorless fag

>>139942694
Never been there but here's a (you) for the arschloch Deutsche

>>139943138
Im not joking. Its actually a song refugees there sing in public. They basically just sing the two words "arschloch deutsch" to the same melody as "frere jacques" on repeat as they walk around. When I was at the Visa office a group of muslim kids LITERALLY WAITING ON BEING LET INTO THE COUNTRY were singing it at the security officers.

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>not posting Mudface Hermionisha
WHITE BOIIIIS BTFO

>>139942276
I wouldn't know. I haven't actually been to a walmart in many years.

>>139938800
You're really not far off you know.

>>139938800
>spoonpoint
glorious. stupid island monkeys.

>>139938800
Pretty much correct

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>>139939867

They demand my wallet at spoonpoint
Kek

>>139939742
I always feel bad when I laugh at this... but it gets me every fucking time.

>>139943685
Thanks for the imported EU citizens and Labours they vote for.

>>139943477
>Implying the coppa would be allowed to carry that assault-knife.
He wouldn't even be allowed the assault balloons in case one of them caused the individual-of-legal-difficulty he was chasing an ear-irritation.

i lived in florida for a few years

>wake up next to qt with enormous tits at sunburn in the morning
>grab orange jewz from fridge, mix some $10 vodka in it, go for a drive
>smoke three cigarettes
>remember that car is ducktaped together when cigarette butt gets stuck in window
> drive to pharmacy to pick up qt girlfriend's dead mom's xanax and oxycontin prescriptions
>drive past five multi-vehicle car accidents because old people can't drive
>get bored in traffic, take a bunch of xanax, 30 minute thunderstorm
>take detour through trailer park absolutely covered in posters warning parents about sex offenders
>get back to qt 16 yr old gf with DD tits, tittyfuck her and get her high on oxycontin so she'll take anal
>smoke some crystal meth
>pound that stinky cheerio all afternoon
>mfw its tuesday
>mfw florida is the perfect place to live

>>139938800
God save the queen anon. She'll be the only one left.

>>139944112
dont be,the BBC wants to control how africa thinks,but sometimes you have to dumb it down ALOT thus pigdin

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>>139944270

That is some degenerate shit.

Is the whole place a trailer park?

>>139944270
The southeast really is best USA

>>139944270
Booking a one way flight as we speak

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>>139944270
>tfw when he's spot on

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>>139941247
>be American (or hide behind American flag like true cuck faggot)
>see non-Americans being insulted
>not on my watch!
>make fun of your own country
>haha I showed that racist drumpkin
>tfw

>>139945188
Why cant americans joke about themselves? Need to learn to lighten up

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>>139945373
Why can't Americans make fun of their own people for cucking to foreigners? Ever been on a team before faggot? You have bants amongst yourselves but you always act as a team against other teams.

>>139938919
>be european
>get hit by a truck of peace

>>139945373
British humor is all about deprecating oneself because you bongs are all huge faggots. Go watch some Fawlty Towers and ave a giggle to urself m8

>>139945530
Get a sense of humor faggot, those posts were funny and relevant as hell

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>>139945373
This.
>mfw people are still "proud" to be part of le 53% land
We're the mega-degenerate, half-beaner asshole of the planet, if you can't have a laugh at yourself you might as well an-hero. I honestly wouldn't mind getting conquered by Iceland, or even Argentina for that matter.

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>>139939297
Don't act like any other white country has it better than Europe. We're all fucked, and when we're gone, no more cool new technology or welfare for the shitskins.

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>>139939836
There are only 34 good looking girls in the UK. Please don't steal them.

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>>139938800
This was the most top kek post of the night. Thank you sir!

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>>139938800
Thank you anon, i had a good laugh.

>>139939297
>band of faceless, soulless bureaucrats

I can tell that behind that meme flag, you're from Western Europe because you're afraid to say Jews. It's the Jews that are genociding you, let them who are watching you here know you aren't afraid of the Jews.

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>>139938800
>They demand my wallet at spoonpoint
>Gladly hand it over to the nice gents, and give em an ol' London Lollipop for good measure

>>139938800
Explain, what is a grickleknob?

>>139945530
underage get out.

>>139945530
This website really isn't a team kinda thing.

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>>139942513
There are people who still believe the holocaust happened.

>>139945795
This Reminds me of school children that cant handle a bit of piss taking. What are you losing by having a laugh at yourself? Why are you so serious about life?

Absolutely juvenile

>>139938800
the absolute state of bongland

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>>139940130
I can't just abandon my country, no matter how strong the pull of semi-automatic firearms is.

>>139941247
sounds like a sweet life

>>139938800

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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>>139939742

>>139948001
Irony is gay, British people constantly use ironic humor to distract themselves from the backwards hellscape that is life as an island nigger Eurocuck.

>>139938800
>posting this anti-white brown-washing of a gif
You know how I can tell you are a jew?