How can I be more alpha, /pol/? I know that's cringy, but

idk go ask /fit/

>>139937944
>How can I be more alpha, /pol/?

lobotomize yourself and the jewish mind control grid will allow you to have sex with females.

>>139937944
Just realize your gay and start giving random guys blowjobs.

>>139937944
Put a small (NON LETHAL) dose of poison in all of your meals. It will increase testosterone production which will rewire your brain chemistry to make you naturally more alpha. Then it will be naturally easier to get fit, have sex, clean your room, and read books.

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>>139937944
stop watching porn

>>139937944
Get in shape and just start talking to females. I'm a Manlet in college rn and I went to one party and got three numbers. As long as you actually talk to girls you'll be able to find someone.

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>>139937944
You may be asking the wrong Congolese duvet embroidery club.

>>139938081
Aka bacon grease

Nofap
Hobbies
Read
Be a good person and be proud of who you are

Bring Alpha is about standing up for yourself as leader of your group. If you fail yourself you fail those you are responsible for.

Take responsibility then see shit through

>>139938345
LMAO

>>139937944
You need to increase your testosterone. The easiest way is to get it prescribed to you if you're deficient. So slam back a shitload of alcohol for 2 days before you go see the doctor. Second way is to just do steroids. Otherwise you've got to do it naturally. Look up some information on how to. It's mostly diet, vitamin, and exercise related.

Being fit, training in martial arts and owning a weapon or a few should even the odds.

>>139937944
You can't. Being alpha or beta is just a part of who someone is, you might as well ask "how can I become black?" assuming you're white. You just can't. No matter how much you work out or whatever, you'll still be the same autistic beta male you are today on the inside