I'm a drunk driver. I've been driving drunk for years

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2017-09-02 02:56:29 Post No. 139923850
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 02:56:29 Post No. 139923850 [Report]

I'm a drunk driver. I've been driving drunk for years now. When the police catches me, they write me up but my ID says I live in one place but I actually live in another. Serbian police doesn't have the resources to prosecute me. I live in a suburban area and if I can't drive I can't see my friends. All my friends drink and if I don't then I feel excluded. How do I stop this degeneracy of mine, /pol/?

Anonymous 2017-09-02 02:57:58 Post No.139923969
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 02:57:58 Post No.139923969 [Report]

Turn yourself into the police

Anonymous 2017-09-02 02:59:55 Post No.139924149
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 02:59:55 Post No.139924149 [Report]

>>139923850
Hide keys in alcohol breathalyzer lockbox

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:00:16 Post No.139924182
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:00:16 Post No.139924182 [Report]

>>139923850
You find a fucking gun from your father's cabinet, load it up with bullets and blow your fucking brains out you shitstain on humanity. Go fucking do that right now and save some poor mother the heartache of hearing her baby died because some inconsiderate cumrag decided to drive drunk. Do some good for humanity once you fucking insect.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:01:52 Post No.139924314
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:01:52 Post No.139924314 [Report]

>>139923850
>suburban area

Become an ultra high IQ city person.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:03:28 Post No.139924439
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:03:28 Post No.139924439 [Report]

>>139923850
It's more dangerous for an alcoholic to drive sober.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:04:29 Post No.139924508
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:04:29 Post No.139924508 [Report]

I just sit in my car listening to music and sobering up, maybe drive a little to a shop for snacks and water

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:05:23 Post No.139924574
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:05:23 Post No.139924574 [Report]

>>139923850

kys degenerate for the sake of the good serbian people

or read some philosophy, stoics should help

theres nothing more embarassing than a man without a strong will

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:05:56 Post No.139924617
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:05:56 Post No.139924617 [Report]

>>139923850
Drinking and driving is legal in Serbia.

Fuck off.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:06:36 Post No.139924672
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Not a /pol/ thread.
What are you sliding?

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:06:38 Post No.139924675
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:06:38 Post No.139924675 [Report]

>>139924182
this

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:06:58 Post No.139924705
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:06:58 Post No.139924705 [Report]

>>139923850
I think this is an elaborate troll on Serbia by a Croatian poster

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:10:43 Post No.139925017
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why are VWs so popular with men?
its a girls car.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:12:11 Post No.139925136
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:12:11 Post No.139925136 [Report]

>>139923850
Don't listen to these fucking betas. Driving Drunk is one of the most macho things you can do. If you run over a pregnant bitch who cares the bitch shouldn't have been walking. Keep driving and keep drinking SerBro

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:14:13 Post No.139925293
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:14:13 Post No.139925293 [Report]

Press charges against yourself for faggotry

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:15:51 Post No.139925404
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:15:51 Post No.139925404 [Report]

>>139925017
Fuck you my Jetta is alpha

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:17:28 Post No.139925528
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:17:28 Post No.139925528 [Report]

>>139923850
I drunk drive all the time. Drinking and driving is an overrated meme used to funnel business into the taxi industry. Taxi lobbyists pushed it hard and now people actually believe that shit. I drunk drive all the time, fuck it. Don't like it? fuck you too.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:18:26 Post No.139925603
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:18:26 Post No.139925603 [Report]

>>139924182
Actually dont do this OP. Make sure you take out as many serbians as you can. Happy drunk driving!

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:20:23 Post No.139925750
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OP is fucking based. Tremendous thread.

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