WW3 IS CANCELLED http://gizmodo.com/north-korea-appe ars-to

>>139870141
Please archive or screenshot
https://unvis.it/gizmodo.com/north-korea-appears-to-challenge-the-us-to-a-dance-off-1798690750

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKRelLh88YE

>>139870141
>1 post by this ID
Fuck off.

Oh fuck, North Korea's got talent.

Wow, that is really gay

>>139870205
Stop shilling your website.

Kimmy pls

>>139870492
Stop being a pea brained cunt and giving ad revenue to shit bag sites just like gizmodo

>>139871414
Ublock Origin, friendo.

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>>139870231
Based super sentai music

>>139870141
>Trump regime

Oh look it's gawker media

they can dance and kick your ass?

damn drumpf army has no chance

Is this Lazy Town?

>>139870141
WW3 will not be fought with weapons, but with dance battles.

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Best headline of 2017

It's over Communism won the culture war

>>139870231
It gets fucking lit at 2:00.

>>139870231
well fuck, I can't dance for shit
here's hoping I don't get drafted

US absolutely BTFO

You can't recover.

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>>139870141

>How do you do, fellow kids?

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>>139870141
>Linking Gizmodo, a subsidiary of Gawker
Fuck off kike. I miss nordbot.

>>139870141

This show how much of a fucking satire all this is.

Trump included. Only you are to blame for this system.

Not even the jews. The jews live off of your stupidity, you allow them to jew

>>139870231
well it's confirmed
north koreans make the best back up dancers for a kpop video
how will psy ever recover from his latest heart attack now?

>>139870231
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKRelLh88YE
Ginyu force

>>139871939
most people don't even know all of the gawker subsidies, its partly why they still exist

>>139871939
>I miss nordbot.
Literally the first post mate

>>139870231
>Trump calls in special team of top U.S. choreographers to plan a retaliatory strike against North Korea

>>139870141

The world has gone gayway

>>139870141
We beat the Communist Chinese by playing ping pong against them, and we will beat North Korea with dances

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvJ4wh1kwR8

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>>139872511

>>139870205
>The use of scrapers, bots, or other automated posting or downloading scripts is prohibited. Users may also not post from proxies, VPNs, or Tor exit nodes.
>>>/global/rules/14

>>139871733
>13:15:33
>33 what did he mean by this?

>>139870141
>Threaten world powers.
>Style on them.

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>>139870231
>mfw WW3 and beyond will be fought on dance staged.

>>139872597
tech illiterate retard burger stfu

>>139870141
>>139870231
Based best Korea

>>139872783
you are tech illiterate

>>139870205
Why you are harvesting the userdata and who do you work for?

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>>139870141

>>139873046
Not my site. I originally used archive.org, but people wanted archive.is. Then shills said I'm the owner of archive.is, so I added unvis.it (random rotation). You're welcome to suggest more archive sites, but they have to be reliable, simple, and not shady.

FUCK YEAH

WAR HAS BEEN BANNED & CANCELLED

DANCE OFF IS THE NEW FORM OF WARFARE

Am I the only one that thinks we should hold a Q3A tourney instead?

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>>139872918
No you. Additionally a cancerman.

>>139873542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKoXG0RjC7E

To be honest I don't think you can beat the koreans at this.

The US hasn't had a decent dance team since Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers defeated the cosack dance squad.

>>139873428
I clicked OP link 10 times just to spite you faggot, gas yourself

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NEXT UP: DPRK & USA AGREE TO JOINT MUSIC ALBUM LIKE THE CRIPS & BLOODS DID IN 1993

>>139870231
Powerful.
someone from /wsg/ needs to add evangelion OP to this though

Does this medan Its on? Or did us just get fd in the a?

>>139870231
lel the fucking resolution makes it look like an 80's top of the pops performance

Kim can't dance. 2 fat

>>139873428
Hey kike, start archiving Israeli sources.

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>>139873911
>click button
>50 kilotons of autistic rage

>>139870141
The fight we've all been waiting for

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>>139874495
I hope you are joking, otherwise I have to assume you know nothing about asian style fat dancing.

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Dear god let the U.S. make their own dance video.

>>139870231
im supposed to be worried when we got this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MmBj66_PCg

>>139870205
>All these shills pissed at based Norbot
Keep it up.

Trump would be quite based if he responded with a US dance video

>>139872724
I was really hopping for something more gladiator like but this will do.

>>139870141
I wanna know now if we could legitimately beat North Korea in a dance off
We'd have to have some very impartial judges though. Who would they be?

>>139870231
We have to dance back at them!

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>>139870141
>>139870231
>>139870256
>>139871727
>>139875333

This is now a Military Dance off thread XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1PAO3jgmXY

balls now in US court , show us some moves comrade ~

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Oh shit, did we just get served?!

Quick! Who are the greatest dancers in the US, we must retaliate immediately

>>139870141
Seriously..this guy is a global-tier troll.
Heil Kim, best leader!!

>>139870231
What the fuck is going on right now....
Are we sure this life isn't a simulation?

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>>139870141

Mediocre.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1PAO3jgmXY

>>139876164
#notmytimeline

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>>139876131
>XD
>capitalizing random letters in a show of autism
The absolute state of communists.

Why are commies such good dancers?
The hivemind keeps them in sync?

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>>139870141

>there are people who genuinely believe this is a way of dealing things
>there are people who think this is what will stop North Korea and the U.S to fight each others

>>139870492
fuck you retard

>>139870141
>Illuminati be like: "Damn, i told you we shouldn't kill MJ..."

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>>139870141

BRING IT ON NORKS

WE'RE READY TO DANCE

>>139870231
We need an epic dance team to respond their well timed aggression.

>>139870231
I want that gun with the tubular magazine

>>139870141
OUT BOOGIE THE NORKS
DANCE WAR NOW

>>139876753
How long have you been waiting for the perfect moment to post your Chris Christie dancing GIF?

>>139870205
>>>/global/rules/14

>>139876400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpHTmpPYhRQ

You won't win capitalist pig.

>>139872115
Kim Jong Un Style

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wouldn't it be great, instead of wars. countries will settle their differences with their best athletes and minds doing strength games and brain games? Like the Olympics but with real steaks

That was beautiful thanks.
Dennis Rodman please bring peace so we can see more DPRK hideos

>>139877176
This is the future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaaJyAjvajo

>>139870231

Norks are adorable.

Dont make us nuke you, kim.

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>>139876400
did that trigger you grammar nazi ?

>>139877461
ID: hck north korea sex?

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>>139877295
is this an anime

>>139871702
How did that quote go?
"I know not how WW3 will be fought, but WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones"

Dancing is serious fucking business

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It's on gooks

>>139877643
It's one of the guardians of the galaxy movie

>>139870231

Their precision is mindblowing.

I bet they've been training since birth, 25+ years, for this performance alone.

Someone contact the jabbawockeez and get them to create a response.

>>139870231
>>139876164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_qShAZg2Zw

We just got served

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6QC6fWJIRg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJNBfBr-OGU

Probably.

>>139876960
old communists were admirable in all sorts of ways, especially education and engineering, how much they did with so little, somewhat medicine too. They really did a lot of cool stuff on their own, and yes, their women were generally 10x more capable than the women of the west.

This new generation of communist? Antifa et al? Nothing like the Soviets. I hope they all go overdose on opiates.

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>>139870141
I wish things could be this light-hearted all the time, boys. Can't we just have a dance-off instead of nuclear war?

>>139870141
AMERITARDS BTFO, HOW CAN YOU EVEN COMPETE?

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>>139870231
We're fucked

>>139870205
Praise Him. And fuck the MSM.

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When the artillery starts flying, how fucked is this aesthetic motherfucker

>>139876287
Doesn't even look gay.

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Dont worry lads, the PRK dosnt stand a chance - we have the Latinos

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>>139872597
it is not a bot you stupid faggot
how fucking new are you that you dont know this
go back to R[edit] dipshit
pic related

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>>139878177
>The only one with groove it's the black one.

>>139878285
Commies won get over it, you can try fascism again in 50 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9s57UBMWdk

>>139876813
it's literally a x39 AK clone with a helical mag

U.S.A. just got s e r v e d.

>>139870141
this is one of the best things I've ever seen

just wonderful

>>139878373
Our only hope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blr2B2Wkndw

>>139870141

Our timeline is malfunctioning. Again.

>>139870141
Why cant the west propaganda be like this. All we get is slander and identity bs. I want to feel good about my country, not bad about being white.

>>139870398
Fpbp

https://youtu.be/7agwoEG0oy0

>>139872597
It's called Thread Watcher, you absolute newfag.
Lurk more.

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>>139870231
I thought this shit was just to troll the SoKos.

Is Kim /ourguy/? I think he is. This is better than anything Hollywood or Broadway has put out in the last 30+ years.

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>>139879108

>>139871414
They deserve it for their work though. If you don't wanna give them profit then don't read the article, but stealing is wrong and only niggers do it.

>people are complimenting communist dances
Have you seen those sport dance events Soviet Union and other countries did? They wear same clothes and it's cringy as hell

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>>139870231
It's over, how will the US ever recover ?

>>139875513
You know it's working and is hurting them when they start to attack you.

>>139870231
BLOMF UTTERLY BTFO, HOW WILL THE US RECOVER

>>139876131
Russkies win IMO.

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>>139870141
OH FUCK SON, THEY BROUGHT OUT THE GINYU'S? WE'RE FUCKED!

>>139878842
Have you seen asians dance? They're top tier. We're doomed.

>>139870231
Honestly these lads have some sick n smooth moves

>>139870231
the US just got served...

>>139870141
So we got schooled? Fuck.

That slow mo better than 300. Savage AF !

seaman ship . . ad for their navy .
made around 11 years ago ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjAXJaFydwM

>>139870231
The United states of Afrika just got BTFO, once again! Jesus, how do the best Koreans do it?

>>139879140
2:56, the smaller one takes his mask of and it's a north korean kid¡¡¡

You lost already, you may as well beg blacks to save you again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEI85hYB_IE

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>>139870231
So this is the power of the Red Ribbon army...

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>>139877738
>not being a communist kike or capitalist kike is centrism.

>>139876164
just roll with it, Anon. That's what I'm doing.

>>139880736
How do you know it's not a south korean kid?

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>>139881195
He ain't trying to look white.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wga5A6R9BJg

>>139880160
i already said that, faggot nigger

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Glorious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K16rimZeK80

>>139870231
How can the US even compete?

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>>139883761
So desperate to carve an identity out of politics that you shit up a thread just so that people will pay attention to you. Get a life. And a job.

>>139870231
thats a well done double spin
I cant see how the US will win this one

>>139870231

an US response have to be memed into reality, everybody contact Trumpf NOW

>>139877669
>"I know not how WW3 will be fought, but WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones"

This is either hockey or polo.

Time to send in our secret weapon

https://youtu.be/jjxTTjJtXDA

>>139870141
A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.

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>>139870231
TOP KEK

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLJTH16lr9Q

>>139870231
>Male dancing that isn't faggot-tier in 2017.
This is it guys. We're going in.

>>139870141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_qShAZg2Zw

>>139886084
For fucks sake america you used to own this floor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILbvtB_0pKk

The fuck happened to you?

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>>139870141
Nigga What?

>>139879140
buckethead fans are full of surprises