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To anyone considering emigrating to Brazil.
>>>>>> Don't <<<<<<<
Reasons:
1. We dont want you
2. We won't let you enter
3. Naturalization takes 15 years - then we deport you anyway
4. No Brazilian company will hire a mudskin like you
5. You lack the education to compete with locals
6. We will not rent housing to you, you will live on the streets being raped by Bolivians and Peruvians
7. Our cost of living is much higher than in your third world country
8. We have no welfare for you
9. We have no free healthcare for you
10. We will not let you build your fake god kike church
11. We are either catholic or non-religious, if you are not, you will never be hired or promoted
If you're still thinking about emigrating to Brazil, might I suggest Paraguay instead. God bless, and don't come here. This is mostly addressed towards you ameripoors. You're not white. You're niggers on par with roaches, greeks, and arabs, you are not welcome here.
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OK.
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>>139848297
I don't want to be rude but I never in my life heared about anyone wanting to emigrate to Brazil.
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>>139848297
who the fuck wants to move to brazil?
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>>139848297
UMA
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>>139848297
and why the fuck would anyone want to emigrate to some third world crime infested shithole lol?
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>>139848297
brazils ganna get rekt so ok
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>>139848470
It actually might not be too bad if you had enough dollarydoo's. Not as a citizen, more as a Dr Evil kind of bloke.
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U M A
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No one is considering emigrating to here.
What the hell are you talking about?
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>>139848297
preemptively posting UMA so it doesn't turn into a thread centered around that entire image
Pretty smart for a favelanigger
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>>139848792
nobody considers because we are vigilant and they know they are not worthy enough, keep it up
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>>139848841
Don't ignore me you prick
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Literally WHO wants to go to Brazil.
Your women are disgusting and your men are caught between zoological features and a man
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>>139848470
Peruvians, colombians, venezuelans... These mongrels somehow think Brasil is any better than their shithole. Most of wise brazilians usually leave this place, so yeah, there are dumb people thinking to move here.
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>>139848938
>our women are disgusting
say what you want to say but just don't come
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>>139848989
paraguayans, argentinians, burgers, canadians, netherlanders
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>>139848297
kUruMinhA
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>>139848297
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>>139849051
I even saw some germans moving to live here. I mean, fucking NE region. And they even married some natives. I must say, these guys are pretty insane. Why even consider marrying a monkey? Fucking krauts.
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>>139849370
NE population was built exactly that way with netherlanders
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>>139848841
I wish i was newfag
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>be mudslimes
>decide to move to Brazil
>plan a terrorist bombing on a football match
>bombers get mugged on the way to the stadium
>suicide vests and phone detonators stolen
>decide to rape some infidels out of anger
>pin down and rape the first woman we find
>it's a tranny
>absolutely haram
>desperately try to save some face by shooting up a school or a restaurant or something
>there's already a shootout between police and favelaniggers everywhere we go
>flee back to our countries angry and defeated
>turns out some got Zika from raping the tranny
>it spreads around the middle east, wipes out ISIS
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>>139848297
Sure thing, boss.
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>>139848297
these are my favourite shitpost threads, keep it up and I'll make you an honourary australian
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