What does /pol/ think of female masturbation? http://metro.

it's just annoying when they glorify it like it was some bold political statement
feminists believe men are scared of women masturbating, topkek

Women are like dogs in their pursuit of pleasure and need for guidance. Disgusts and doesn't surprise me.

Heil Hitler!

>>139834608
Such a degenerate article

>We tried masturbating at work for a week
Yet when I do it I get dismissed. Unacceptable behaviour for a primary school teacher my ass!

>>139834529

It's pretty hot desu

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>>139834529
>tfw you realise you'll never get to masturbate like a women
wanting something youll never get promotes self destruction, but can also promote self appreciation and the ability to be happy with what you got

>For me, sex is about interacting with another person, so masturbating doesn’t massively turn me on

wow, i'm barely into the article and she's already virtue signalling. "interacting with another person" sounds so mature and respectable until you remember that she actually means "getting dominated and violently fucked by a chad choking her neck and then gagging on cum" but yeah, "interacting" sure

>>139834788
STOP
WATCHING
PORN

>Her employer (the paper) is paying her to jack off and she gets paid to gloat about it

>>139834529
If only /pol/ wankers got a salary for fapping all day, they'll be millionaires

>>139834529
If you only knew how bad things really are. jpg

>>139834529
pics or it didn't happen

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I think it's super hot

>>139834848
you forgot the varg pic

>>139834529

some science-y types recommended masturbation breaks at work

some science-y types recommended killing my first-born child to help regain focus after the pregnancy blues, and it really helped!

Guys, if you suggest science they will do it.

>>139834529
it's just edgy news articles. people don't actually do this in real life.

>>139834529
kys OP
http://archive.is/MX2Mr
>i miss you norbro

>>139835057

>not having a posh wank at work in the port-a-potty

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>>139835044

>>139834848
she's some slut feminist writing for a dumb internet blog. you think she's settled down for a meaningful relationship or something? probably tinder dates and whatever chads hit on her when she's drunk.

yeah i get it, sometimes women like gentle slow sex or at least pretend they do to virtue sginal. but generally not with guys they barely know, with those guys they're looking for the alpha chad experience not the slow loving cuddling sex where you look each other int he eyes or what the fuck ever.

http://archive.is/MX2Mr

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>and this is what happend
>and its beautiful
>and we love it
Fuck these meme journalist hipster fag millenials and their made up bullshit lives

>>139834529
If what happened wasn't being fired for public indecency and being executed for being a degenerate blight on humanity then I don't give a fuck what happened.

>>139834608
I do not think men fear independent woman but are concerned because everything feminism promotes is the opposite of gender roles. I mean for ffs imagine a man taking a shit in the street and calling that liberation, a man who does but use deodorant and a man who is feminized to the point of being a cuck. None of it is liberation its just acting like a edgelord and bringing your sex value down to being virtually invisible.

>>139834529
They're like confused infants.

>>139835242
i skimmed though it. apparantly they're going to install special nap pods, but they joke that they'll probably just wank in them.

like i want to nap in a fucking wank pod. what a disgusting workplace environment. i don't think this idea will catch on

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at the end of the article they wound up concluding
>eh it's not worth it
yeah no shit

>>139835189
>>139835122
don't access those archives, they are an Israeli honeypot

>>139835190
You forgot
>And that's a good thing

>>139834897
see /biz/

>>139835322
yet we all sleep on a wank fabric in our wank room every night.

not liking another males cum is very transpacific.

>>139835190
Depraved degenerates take their shitty 'journalism' too far again and this is what happened, and we're disgusted by it.

>boldness is part of manliness
>this is boldness taken away from manliness

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>>139835356
it's like they're trying to increase my misogyny. which i'm beginning to expect might actually be a secondary objective here. establishment media social engineering. same with those cosmo mags that women pretend they only read for a laugh

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Did he make the right call?

>>139835122
>>i miss you norbro
what happened to him?

>>139835646
>some whore on mescalin on public transit masturbating
you be the judge

>>139835646
Source?

>>139835646
>the virgin jerk vs the chad explosion

>>139834529
>We tried masturbating at work for a week and this is what happened
>productivity was down by 20%, a strange smell pervaded the office and all the door knobs were sticky.

>>139834529
Every time I hear "atheistic societies have ethics too, culture is genetic to humans!" I remember these articles

>>139835190
Half the fake bullshit news articles have hipster or millennials in the title and how they're the worst or what they're killing now and that they're ruining everything.

So basically your response to bullshit news articles sounds like another bullshit clickbait news article. Congrats.

>>139834529
"We tried masturbating at work for a week"
"But don't fuckin' pay me any less than my non-retarded counterpart"

Do women literally only think about sex?
It's like the only thing they live for.

Guys are a bunch of horndogs too, but we have so many diverse interests.
Girls wake up in the morning and their first thought is "How can I get dick today?"

>>139835615
The most philosophical atmosphere is in really hot bath, not shower, though.

>>139834529
>What does /pol/ think of female masturbation?
I fap to it sometimes. Why do you ask newfag?

>>139834529
>We ran out of ideas and literally make social experiments about anything now
"We ate our boogers at bus stops and you won't believe what happened!"
"Are bunnies racist?"
"We made a race between a potato and a hamster, what happened next might shock you!"
"Is it homophobe to wear socks to work?"

>>139834529
>why men get paid more than women.txt

>>139836196
>said the commie
I bet you use scented candles too faggot

>>139834529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9ECC_Qa4

>>139835646
Sure, looks fine on a 240p video. I can see that belly fat from here, hiding under her shirt like a throw-pillow. Not fooling anyone.

Decency is dead

>>139834848
Maybe women are the ones who should stop watching it, since they are the only ones who take it seriously. No man wants to do that disgusting shit in real life, but they all want it because they've seen it in porn.

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>>139834529

Not at work. I'd fire her ass on the spot. I don't pay people to sit around masturbating all day (which is why I never hire a libtard).

>and THIS is what happened
did you get off? did you waste your lunch break? maybe your work hours?

lol it is like their are implying that they got magic and fairy from it

>>139836548
>No man wants to do that disgusting shit in real life
speak for yourself

>>139835298
it's not that I fear independence, I just don't put any value on it. doesn't matter to me if she's independent or not, that won't really change my opinion about her.

women on the other hand value it highly, and they also don't really understand that men have different preferences than them. so they think their independence greatly increases their dating/marriage value and then get mad when dating outside of their league doesn't work and rationalize it by claiming that men must be afraid of their intellect.
when really it's just that you are trying to sell a product no one cares about.

>>139835655
I'm guessing he has a life beyond /pol/ and isnt our dadda to hold our hands and archive everything for us. We've become spoiled brats

I love you Nordbro!

>>139834650
>Heiling Hitler
You are like a little babby. Watch this

AVE CAESAR

>>139837254
brutal

>>139835655
nothing. the bot is just not fully automated so whenever he has to take a break stuff doesn't get instantly archived

>>139837254
>be Hitler
>decide only you are worthy enough of taking your life so you shoot yourself
Sad.
>be Caesar
>get stabbed 23 times by your own friends who were able to plan your death behind your back without you knowing
>your movement is so shit that it ended via your own followers deciding you were a shit leader

>>139836104
considering they constantly claim that men think about nothing but sex, and that people in general are very prone to projection - it wouldn't surprise me

>>139834529
Degenerate.

>>139837638
>be caesar
>actually contribute to the world
>have true legacy seen in the titles of monarchs - tsar, kaiser

>>139835615
It truly saddens me to know that the pillars of creation have probably already been destroyed, and we're just waiting for the light to actually get to us.

>>139837796
Why must the bong always bant all the fun out of everything?

>>139837638
>Be Hitler
>be such an autistic fuckhead that you refuse to surrender when you've clearly lost, forcing your country that you "love" into absolute ruin and nearly a century of guilt - culminating in it being overtaken by subhuman Turks, Africans and other shitskin trash

>Be Caesar
>Be glorious unto death, forge the greatest political entity known to man that outlives you for nearly half a millennium even though you were head of it only briefly

Barbarians get out.

Degenerate filth. HH

>>139836311
Pointing out the virtue signaling

>>139834529

Good people work hard all day to produce real things that people need, and these parasites live in a kind of fuzzy daycare bubble. No sympathy for them whatsoever.

>>139834650
YCYL

>>139834529

bitch stay away from my keyboard

>>139834529

Your mom shoulda just diddled herself instead of incubating you

>>139835177
I fuck like a mad man and I always look in my wifes eyes. And call her my little whore.

>>139835646
she on drugs or just a feminist

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There's a lot of grills posting itt, but absolutely no tits posted. Ladies, whip em out, you know the rules.

>>139838795
mental illness probably some sort of previous trauma

>>139838734
A FUCKING LEAF
All you traitors are fucked when the day of the rope comes

>>139834529
I think that you're pretty gross and a shitty employee if you masturbate at work, male, female or mentally disabledkin.

>>139837981
One of their monarch got so assblasted he made bantz illegal and send all the criminals to australia.

We are talking about a people here that at one time declared good tasting food to be a sin and subsequently expelled all their chefs to france.

>>139834529
>These things demand equal pay
>There really should be a wage gap

>>139834529
>We tried masturbating at work
...AND YOU GOT WRITTEN UP AND TOLD TO GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK OR YOU'D GET FIRED

who the hell cares?

>>139834717
underrated

>>139834529
Promoting fake news on /pol/

>>139835122
>>139835189

Thanks lads, come the fuck on OP. Get with the program.

>>139835190
Dear ..., We need to talk about ...

>>139839201
God dammit Fritz, one of these days we'll have to teach you about this thing everyone else has, it's called humour.

>>139840172
Let them know we are coming for them, most users have AdBlock anyway

how do girls wank if they don't have dicks

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>>139839201
Mein Got, a funny German. Put me in the screen cap, fellas.

>>139836104
>Do women literally only think about sex?
When they don't have kids, yes.

This is part of the biological clock. Without protection, sex leads to pregnancy 80% of the time. In today's world women go for decades without fulfilling that natural instinct and need to be impregnated. It is messing with their minds.

Imagine being hungry all the time but eating didn't make you feel full.

Let's about talk about infantile and childhood masturbation
Why do children masturbate? I think they want to have sex

christ. they should both be executed on the spot. im certain that this isnt halal or shariah compliant.

>>139834529
*clicks the link*

>>139836104
>Do women literally only think about sex?
>It's like the only thing they live for.
Women "like" sex because of the attention it brings them, that's all.

Men are driven by a profound primal urge.

If you think men's and women's orgasms are similar, you're crazy.

Women's orgasm: 4/10
Men's orgasm: 9000/10

>>139834959
cute anime lolis rubbing their tight, fresh little cunnies is completely different from a fat, sweaty feminist fingering her disgusting Arby's roast-beef sandwich that smell like fish and niggercum.

>>139834529
Hot we need to normalize female masterbation

If they could prefer to masturbate instead of be chad cumdumpster,,would be something better feel

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>>139837254
Lurk moar newfag

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>>139834529
England is lost.
"A woman who’s made £50,000 from selling her period pads and toenail clippings is urging others to do the same"

Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/31/a-woman-whos-made-50000-from-selling-her-period-pads-and-toenail-clippings-is-urging-others-to-do-the-same-6893273/#ixzz4rQdTRDqq

>>139834717
Mister Louis?

>moist

>>139841199
> Women's orgasm: 4/10
> Men's orgasm: 9000/10
Then why are they so noisy?

>>139841601
I really wish I was female it's like a lottery ticket

>>139841199
>Men are driven by a profound primal urge.
It's actually not that profound. It just some neurons releasing some neurotransmitters in the brain... It is very similar to heroin addiction.

>>139841708
They are CHEERLEADERS. Come on.

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>>139836081 #
Oy vey! Did this touch a nerve, Emma or Emily or Hannah or whatever your stupid name is?

>>139834650
men are like dogs in need of purpose and acceptance

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>metro
>must read column

>>139842221
tits or gtfo

>>139834529
>What does /pol/ think of female masturbation?

I like it. I much prefer to fuck a grill doggie style and have her take care of her own clit. It's just better orgasms all around.

>>139841708
>Then why are they so noisy?

A lot of them are fake. It's called acting.

>>139836196
>be tall (6'7")
>no bath or shower can contain me
>literally have to lean over to use shower properly
>can't ever use bathtubs

>>139834529

Um...why does it matter?

This has nothing to do with politics.

>>139842351
what's wrong with that drum kit? it is electric and a pretty good idea if you have neighbours.
who knows whether this lass is fit or not, perhaps he just didn't want to roger her. the writer is a twat if anyone is.

>>139842351
>Washes hands after intercourse
w w-why is this weird? Everyone does this, it is very common and normal. Right?

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>>139837715
but I hardly ever think about sex
it's strange

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>>139834788
CHAD HAS SO MUCH SEX THAT HE HAS TO BE IN A WOMAN TO GET HARD.

>>139842351
>when your GF is so boring that a shitty EA game is a better option

>>139842886
Well, having a shower is. I dunno about just washing your hands though.

>>139842886

Are you serious? 0.0

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>>139834529
I guess they wanted to one up pic related...

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>>139835356
I thought I was the only one who noticed

>>139842351

> Have massive argument With gf
> She tries to make you bend to her pussypower
> wont bend since not a cuck
> get shamed on snapchat and media

fucking worth

>>139843294
That pic makes me want Kim Jung Un to nuke everything.

>>139840880
This.

>>139842351
So a drum kit and a shitty EA game are more entertaining than this bitch's vag, and her solution is to advertise that fact to the entire fucking world?

Holy shit. Women need to check themselves.

>>139841199
Ummm, no. Women's orgasms take over half of their body, men's just seem to be concentrated in the cock.

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>>139843271
What is wrong with washing your hands after sex?
I understand that a shower is preferable, is that what you mean, or is it something specifically wrong with getting up and washing your hands when done with sex?

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>>139842886
If you don't take a shower yeah. I mean you mostl likely put hands on one of your genitals so you need to be clean afterward.

>>139843878
>doesn't clean his own fingers with his mouth after he wrangled a few of them into her shitter

/pol/ confirmed for gayest board

>>139840283
Here's what ... and it's beautiful

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>>139834529
I can't believe this is what a typical news article looks like in 2017.

>>139840596
They do. They're called clits. And you're not supposed to post here under 18.

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>>139834608
It's a desperate act of self reward that you turn to when you have no other options. It's like admitting that you don't have any other sexual choices other than your hand. Why would anyone be so proud of masturbating that they would write an article on it?

>>139834529
It's regarded as different from male masturbation. If a man had done this or written something like this he'd be called a pervert or sex offender in training. When women do it it's called empowerment.

>>139834848
Uh, these bitches wanna get choked and fucked in the ass.

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>>139843294
>>139843530
me at bottom left

>>139835190
>I masturbated at work. It was great.

Every WaPo op-ed ever

>>139843875
Are you a girl? Wtf are you talking about?

>>139844849
Obviously.

>>139835359
Nice try shlomo

>>139843875
Possibly because the most sensitive part of the penis is often partially or totally removed in most males here.

>>139844264
The unbearable whiteness of .......

>>139844965
Good thing too. I wouldn't touch an uncut dick with a ten foot pole.

>>139844908
Show your tits or fuck off slut

>>139845137
No. My tits are for my husband and I'm not a degenerate whore.

>>139845135
t. Roastie Goldberg Davidsilverstein Muhammad Abu al-Saladin Hillel Steinberg

>>139845324
Shut it whore.

>>139845384
They look gross. I bet they smell worse. If I wanted to deal with all that I'd get with a negress.

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>>139845479

>>139834529
Women can do what they want, it's their clit, I don't care. Just don't talk about it in public obnoxiously, like how I don't talk about wanking.

Didn't read it, but regardless of being a man or woman, don't wank at work or before.

Wank when you want to go to sleep. It makes you a lot more unproductive.

Sex in the morning is different, it can make you feel great and sets up the day. Just no wanking!

>>139834529
much better than being a slut

>>139839201
>Bongs hate good food
>His country's most well known food is ground up fermented cabbage

>>139834529
>writer
>at work
lol

>>139843875
>implying the cock isn't the best part

>>139845844
Take your word for it. Feel kinda bad for my husband though.

>>139845571
>Why is one acceptable, but not the other?
Because women don't sexualize children like men do, this is just objective fact

>>139845941
Protip: you have a husband for cock. There is no other reason.

>>139845995
Oh yeah and that's why women can say how a boy's penis looks better with half the skin cut off...

>>139846094
Don't bring circumcision into this. I'm still bitter.

>>139846035
Money. Stable family unit to raise our children.

>>139846263
Whatever. You'll divorce that shit the minute the cock is no longer good.

>>139846094
>half the skin

>>139834855
I believe the proper term is "flicking the bean."

>>139840918
Did your family molest you, gook?

>>139846368
It's cock, how could it not be good?

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>>139834529
Masturbation is bad for you and decreases productivity.
It also makes people think more about sex and classically condition themselves to need constant sexual release.

Read any medical literature from the 19th and early 20th century, and almost all of it will show the ill-effects of masturbation/onanism/self-abuse.
You are a stupid fool to engage in it, let alone defend the habit. It ruined the most productive years of my life.
Quitting it is the best decision I have ever made.

>>139846382
It's folded over, dummy. So it is indeed half the skin.

>>139846382
It has an inner and outer surface.
>>139846202
Sorry about that. I myself am cut.

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>>139834529
i fapped several times at work i didn't write a blog about that

>>139846530
Read for yourselves:

http://antisex.info/en/contin.htm

>>139834529
Shouldnt she be sacked for public indecency?
>mfw everyone at the metro has a special wanking booth

>>139845324
then fuck off now and never come back again

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>>139835057
I've jerked off at every job I've had except the 7 years I taught. I was scared to death about false accusations that I didn't even shit at work lest someone grow suspicious of the time spent in the restroom. I also made it a point to never be alone one-on-one with ANY student, because some of the women were cunts & I always thought they had it out for me.

Also, the only reason this bothers me is because women have terrible hand hygiene, & I don't like the thought of touching surfaces after them. Now it's even worse.

>>139846630

>To this letter he made the following reply: Dear Mr. L_____________: "You ask whether the draining from the body of lecithin and phosphorus through the sexual act will hinder the highest intellectual achievement and debilitate body and brain. Most definitely this is the case. Read my article on "Do Neuroses and Psychoses have a Chemical Origin?" in the June, 1936 issue of The Modern Psychologist, in which I show that the loss of these nerve-and-brain foods through sexual indulgence in any form deprives the nerves and brain of needed nourishment and leads to nervous and mental disorders. Our insane asylums are now overfilled with the victims of thoughtless sexual indulgence which has withdrawn valuable nutrients from the brain and disordered its functioning. These pitiful individuals, when in possession of their normal brain-structure, never realized that with each discharge of seminal fluid, they are pouring forth the very substance of their nerves and brain, until a time is reached when their brain is so sapped of lecithin that it ceases to function. Measurements have shown an actual decrease in the lecithin content of the brains of the insane. This was due to previous sex indulgence, as a result of which the sex glands took up the blood's lecithin to replace expended fluids

>>139846524
Maybe it stops working good. Maybe he doesn't give it to her anymore. I don't know. I just know that whenever a woman leaves a man somehow his cock always seems to make it to the top of the list as to reasons why.

>>139846823
>"The greatest intellectual geniuses in both ancient and modern times led continent lives, and there is yet to be recorded one individual who freely expended seminal fluid who ever amounted to anything. In most cases, individuals who have achieved have been forced by necessity to abstain from sexual indulgence, as Cervantes, who wrote Don Quixote while in prison, or Dante who wrote his Divine Comedy while in exile. Milton wrote "Paradise Lost" when blind and when he did not indulge in sex. Sir Isaac Newton, active in intellect until the age of 80, led a continent life from birth, and so did Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo, both of whom retained their creative genius [until] an advanced age.

>>139835136
Jerked off in a port-a-potty in Florida summer heat at a commercial site

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>>139834529
Must work have no dignity?

>>139846966
You are a slave to your sexual instincts.
Isn't that pathetic?

>2006
>17
>get my first job at Walmart
>working in electronics
>new female manager, bitch is like 50 and average
>she bends over and I see a tiny bit of top of her butt
>go to washroom and run one out in 1 minute
>remember feeling high that I had just made like 20 cents to jerk off

I've jerked off at other jobs where I worked at department store.

Even one time I was 19 and dating the hottest 17 year old girl who worked there also. She would suck me off in the back if I asked

Instead, a few times I jacked off to a fat 30 year old land whale who worked there when I saw her thong.... don't know what's wrong with me

Others jobs where I worked contsructoon I never jerked ,but prob cuz it was only men there

>>139846823
>>139846898
>"`We tell you that at every emission of semen you are losing the food and the best portion of the (blood) corpuscles, inasmuch as every particle of semen which is ejected will be replaced by more taken from the blood. This is enough to convince you that when you are ejecting the semen which should stay in the body and become reabsorbed so as to go and form the oil for the joints, new muscles, the brain material, as well as every other part of the body, you are really destroying or throwing away your life.

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im just going to post it again

>>139843147
Only time I've ever showered after sex is if she's nearing the end of her period or she lets me put it in her ass. Do people shower after 'regular' sex as well?

>>139847068
You ruined your self control through senseless sexual indulgence. You've become nothing more than an animal.

>>139846894
He's still my best friend after 14 years and we've been through some shit. If I haven't left by now I never will. We're also highly religious. I mad my vows not just to him but God. Besides, by the time he's at an age where ED is an issue, I'll go through menopause and apparently won't care about sex as much.

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>>139842351
Is... this screencap fake?
The story. The side stories.
I can't tell if this is real or fake anymore....

>>139847043
Not really. Just found me a woman who loves sex as much as I do and four years later we still have sex 6-8 times a week.

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>>139834529

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>>139846523
I don't know but have you ever thought that when you were a baby someone might have put their dick in your mouth and you sucked on it but you were too young to remember?

>>139845571
Who cares? If it's not the vaginal canal or the clit it's not important to sex. Outer labia serves a purpose, inner labia doesn't. Fucking crybabies.

>>139847691
Happens

>>139834788
You also missed the politically correct speech edit: "man" is now "person with a penis" since the proper and concise term is now a triggering word.

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>>139847068
>don't know what's wrong with me
You're normal. Relax and enjoy.

>>139834529
This why women need equal pay! Did you know that woman can be fired for masturbating at work!?! That's outrageous! It's a human right to walk around with clam juice dripping from your fingers.

>>139847434
Only time will tell. Women are notoriously bad at keeping promises.

>>139835615
:<

While the rest of this is irl examples of women being disgusting this image here just isnt quite fair, I think about sex and complex thoughts (depends on what Im thinking about in general at the time) in roughly equal measure.

>>139847911
You're not wrong in general. There's a reason women hate each other.

>>139836196
You've never toked up, turned off the bathroom lights at night so it gets pitch black (use a flashlight to get into the shower), and taken a shower with earplugs in. I use weed to meditate, and this is one of my ways.

>>139834959
>>139841291
Women are only hot when masturbating in my mind. Masturbation porn is awful generally.

>>139835646
yes but only because some fucker was recording everything. id definitely help out miss hooty hoo there if there was nobody else on the train
>and so would most of you

>>139834529


OY FUCKING VEY

>>139848194
>porn is awful
FTFY

>>139848085
Could you be assd. Why not just use a candle or 2 or just close your eyes you autist

>>139836104
If theyre fertile and dont have kids yes, like other anon said
I know that men feel a much stronger sense of being turned on, but women also feel an insanely strong compulsion for sex and children

Think about it, once we hit 30 then that might be fucking it for us. You can have kids at 70 if you can get it up. So from puberty on every cell in a healthy woman's body is screaming at her to get pregnant, even if shes unaware.

In fact, its this sense + modern society that is largely contributing to the craziness of women today. They are told they dont need kids, they need to work, to take birth control, and to have fun with sex.

All this actually means that her subconscious thinks all the men around her are infertile, shes constantly on edge or stressed because shes put into a vulnerable leadership working roles women that should have kids dont belong in, and all her life choices are shoving her away from what will naturally make her happy.

Id like to think that more women than not do have diverse thoughts, that they care about more in life and dont revolve themselves around cock but...In general, most of the human population fails to meet minimum expectations. I can at least say I, one person, cares about more things than dick. The desire for dick is fucking crazy though and I am everyday thinking about being pregnant and having a little children (these thoughts will also come if not blocked out by brainwashing).

>>139835646
>But the wizard is undeterred

>>139835646
>>139848215

Fuck yes he made the right call. You seriously think someone so unhinged as to try and get you to masturbate her on the subway isn't going to try to sue your ass for rape or some bullshit?

>>139848028
Best of luck anyways. If it works out, you'll both be happier later in life as a result. My own mother managed to stay married though some rough patches and she's very happy to have 'her dude' around in her old age.

>>139845450
And that's how we treat women huh. No wonder we have a ratio of 1/100 male to female.

>>139841199
Youre so fucking wrong it isnt funny

The raw desire, the horniness, is a lot stronger in men
The sensations they experience during it are probably stronger

Female orgasms are definitely stronger than men's though, on average.

You guys can actually cum completely straight faced and silent as fuck, I could never do that.

Women dont just like sex for the attention and if you think that youre a megatard. It feels fucking good, and sex = babies, so healthy young adults will of course desire and like sex.

>masturbates in a public space
>wonders why women get paid less than men

>>139848384
That about sums it up.

>>139841645
Danube?

>>139848377
I've done that shit too. It's still nice but cannot compare. You're obviously just one of these fucking jelly people who has no connections and is bitter. You probably call it degenerate and spread the myth that weed has this culture, and everyone who does it is part of that culture. You're so naive and your head is so far up your ass you'll never see it.

>>139845571
Except that I dont think natural penises look weird and funny enough, both men and women from countries where cut is the norm are likely to find natural weird or odd (at first).

>>139848384
I can give you children. Call me. 385 245 99 eight five

>>139848696
i'm tired of feminists praising women for masturbating (especially at work, in public, etc.), then in the same breath call dudes that jack off losers or whatever. why is one beautiful but the other depressing? it makes no sense

>>139840880
>without protection, sex leads to pregnancy 80% of the time
What is ovulation Alex

>>139848591
He never gets to talk to females in real life, he's too excited to know what to do.

>>139834529
I've given up on white women. The fact that they think this is normal and good is enough for me to be single and childless my whole life. I'm done.

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>>139834529
>>139841199
FAKE NEWS
>FAKE NEWS

I know for a fact that women don't have orgasms. And I can back that up with personal experience.

>>139834529
the absolute state of news cults

>>139842221
Kys bitch
dont speak of your superiors that way
know youd be unable to turn me down and you would have no choice but to submit

>>139834529
Brave New World
Orgy porgy

>>139834529
It shouldn't be done at work.

>>139848911
i've already got me a thicc white boy to secure the existence of my people & a future for my white children with, no ty nonnie

>>139849059
>kys
>current year

I'm almost 30 and still think its weird that ladies will buy $50 worth of rubber to shove down their cunts.

Maybe its just me though, but I never really "enjoy" masturbating. Its just something I have to do a couple of times a day. And the quicker it takes the better.

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>>139834529
Sex. sex sex sex. sex sex sex sex pleasure sex.

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