>Get called to take a poly for police job Have you said nigger

>>139776845
No very response will look the same because you lied about everything.

You passed bro.

>>139776845
any idiot can beat a polygraph

>>139776845
Should've said yes. Tell the truth then lie about the reasoning.
>"I lurk on 4chan because they crowd source investigative work."

>>139776845
I call extreme bullshit

>>139776845
only good goyim allowed on the force. this is obviously a violation of first amendment rights but cops are niggers and don't care.

>>139776845
You failed, the correct answer was yes to all that. Unless you're trying to join the though police.

>>139777467
cool

>>139776845
You purposefully fucked up your baseline questions, right? Every idiot knows to at least do that.

>Why are they asking me this?

They are not interested in meming manchildren, I hope a fellow hobo rapes you when you're living in an alley ranting about niggers and jews.

>>139777035
They ask control questions, you are an absolute imbecile.

>>139777095
He isn't just any idiot though. He is a specific kind of idiot.

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>>139776845
>wants to be a cop
>can't pass a polygraph
Is this real?

Even if your story is true, they dont give a shit about any of that. They care if you're a liar. You failed.

no way any cop would pass a racism test including black cops

>>139777583

Yes, and all you need to do is pretend to lie on the control questions.

>>139776845
>poly

Polygraphs are bullshit designed to make you nervous enough to either tell the truth or do real awkward lies the interviewer can detect.

>Have you said nigger in the past 3 years
>N-n-no

Like so. Stammer, stuttering, eye contact avoidance, answer delay, sweating, fidgeting.. this is what they actually look for.

>>139776845
>1 post by this ID

sage

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>>139776845
>a polygraph operator unironically name drops 4chan
1/10 your not even trying

>>139776845
easiest way to fight racism is letting black male fuck your gf/wife while you watch. not only you bond with your loved one, but you are also becoming less racist.

>>139778170
>>139777777

>>139776845

Gee, maybe because they don't want a fucking racist on their force so when you shoot an unarmed black teenager and go on trial the city isn't sued for $10,000,000 for wrongful death even after you're found not guilty and half the city burns down from the resulting riots?

Have some empathy, man. A good cop needs to have that.

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If you clench your asshole it fucks the test up.

>>139777583
Fuck off retard

polygraphs are a joke

>>139778070
This. It gets hard to call "Mama Mia!" when the spaghetti is falling out of your pockets from the start.

>>139777583
>Didn’t lie on the control questions.

Fucking noob,

>>139776845
If you said yes to all of those things, or if you were lying about all of those things, you would be a shit tier police officer and would probably draw national attention to your department for being shitty and get fired anyway. They aren't asking you to be racist towards white people, they just want you to police everyone as individual cases. This isn't hard and I'm glad you failed, even if your story is almost definitely made up

>>139778517

I heard they make you sit on senors to check for that.

>>139779490
What kind of fucking pirate are you faggot

>>139779714
What if you go there with a butplug already installed?

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I'd probably fail every question since I'm a stuttering autist with no social skills.

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...why wouldn't you suspect a black man of committing a crime? If you answer yes, doesn't that just mean you understand statistics?

>>139776845
>Joining the Police

Fucking WHY?

>>139780027

This is part my problem with polygraphs and the questions they ask. A lot of answers require context that can be reasonable.

>Have you ever said nigger
Yes, i was singing along with the lyrics to my favorite rap song.

>>139776845
Yeah you didn't. I've taken a polygraph from the fbi. Shit doesn't really work.

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>>139780222
It's not bootlicking if you are the boot

>>139780477

Right? If one hitter is batting .333 and the another hitter is batting .120 something. Which ones do you think has a better chance of getting a hit?

>>139776845
you will get hired if the polygraph is accurate.

>>139776845
i can smell that youre a britcuck

>>139776845
Retard they dont care cops are racist as fuck