Nobody cares about an attempted assassination of a sitting p

you need to lurk more liveleak. some people really drive that bad.

see

>>139711862
Because Americans are Jew puppets.

>>139711862
who were the drivers?seems like s dry run for a
carbomb

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>>139714259
Apparently a girl who worked at the store that giant parking lot is for.
Though why the passenger, who the story never mentions, is wearing a tyvek suit is anyone's guess.
http://www.ky3.com/content/news/video-youtube-brakes.html

cops seem pretty chilled for a car that just came out of nowhere.

>>139713565
Bullshit

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>>139711862
>why would they go off-road through trees
My guess is that they're old and uncoordinated with poor hand-eye, and tried to drive onto the shoulder once they detected a problem, but the should has even less traction that the road during a brake failure. So fatty McGlaucoma went for a little joy-ride off road, and wound up in a ditch, turning onto the grass to AVOID traffic. But hype this up like a "failed assassination" anyone you tinfag shits. I get so tired of this bored sometimes; the way that serious stories or investigation threads get slid with forced tinfag grabage is such an obvious psyop, but you niggers take the bait every time.

I will support this thread. This is very strange.

>>139714888
they cut the brakes themselves

>>139711862
sitting president of what, im not watching some conspiritard youtube vid to get basic info about shit i probably dont care about

>>139716305
>sitting president of what
your country, you idiot

>>139715980
> old and uncoordinated with poor hand-eye
Perhaps the latter 2, but the driver looks young to me.
/nikia.hicks.3 on facebook.
And if you looked at the image, she didn't go offroad and into a ditch. She jumped a curb, jumped a utility dugout, went up a fucking hill, through trees to come out the other side, go through a clearing then down into the fucking ditch.
Instead of simply turning right instead of left on the CLOSED ROAD that she was on with no traffic.

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>>139716526
Fuck, forgot image.

>>139716484
anyone have a link to a news site since this is huge news? god you people are gay

So the left is really no danger? Please let us kill them all. Not with rifels, lets use clubs

>>139716756
No news site other then >>139714888 is reporting it.
Well, that and infowars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pILXjKbbgAw

It came flying out of the treeline at precisely the same exact time that the president's vehicle was passing by. Definitely not a coincidence. Their intent was obviously to get onto the roadway and intercept the president. It seems to me that the person driving underestimated the drainage ditch. Once they came to the realization that the president was already too far gone to catch up to, they just sat there and pretended like it was all just an accident.

It's a bit unsettling that nobody is reporting on this.

>>139715980
Occam's razor, nigga.

Wtf.

>>139711862
1:17-1:20 you call that an assassination attempt? ALSO
>Driver was a women

>>139717352
>It seems to me that the person driving underestimated the drainage ditch

Well, yeah; it was a fat dyke.

>>139711862
That was just about the most pathetic piss poor attempt at ramming a motorcade i have ever seen.

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>>139717436
>Occam's Razor
Tha'ts what I'm saying: was it an elaborately failed "Assassination attempt" that must've happened "spur of the moment from a random uncontrollable urge to kill Le Orange Mane" since the assassin didn't even map out where the drainage ditch was in advance, never got close to the president's motorcade, and veered onto the should to avoid it, or was it someone whose brakes failed and they handled it poorly? Which of these two explanations requires the most parts to explain?
>hint: its not the failed assassination story
Fucking tinfag losers.

>>139716756
Idiot.

>>139716586
Looks like a libtard.

>>139718678
Underrated!

This is pure coincidence, not news. Reminder to sage.

>>139716484
Based Ruskie

Can't The Beast survive a carbomb easily though?

I thought I read that thing could survive an RPG

>>139711862

Fucking embarrassing if it was an attack, when you could literally have lined up with the spectators, with a gun, and taken your pot shots.

Not that it would have mattered either way. A single attacker against armored cars? You'd crush yourself before you dented their car. If you started shooting with any civ caliber it'd do nothing and then you'd get shot.

>>139720902

I know your nation isn't very concerned with security, but do you think SS cars are normal cars? They weigh twice as much as a regular version and they are RPG resistant. You would need an anti-tank weapon to even get through it.

You could probably have 500 trained ISIS fighters unload ak47's on these vehicles and not put a scratch on the people inside.

>>139720729

Depends on the car bomb. It is all a question of explosive weight.

T- former IED instructor.

>>139719628
I don't think the assassination attempt explanation is all that elaborate, if anything I have a harder time wrapping my head around how it could have been a legitimate accident, especially given the timing.
From my perspective it was likely a woman who planned this out as far as FUCK DRUMPF, once she got out there panicked and pulled over.
It was the political assassination equivalent of a woman downing half a bottle of aspirin and calling it a suicide attempt.

The left are getting more bold to attack Trumps motorcade like this.

Time for mass graves to be dug for the communists

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>>139715079
they are jaded and just hoping for some real action

>>139722188

This. Nobody claims libs are good at this shit. Remember that failed actor who tried to charge through the SS to hit Trump? We're talking about people who literally shit on flags and destroy statues to end the patriarchy or some retarded shit like that.

Look at that fat bitch, it MUST be a bernie supporter. If they really wanted to do damage, they would have loaded up a 4-wheel drive jeep with explosives and rammed the limo.

Popping out from the grassy knoll within 15 seconds of the president's car going by......
That's not coincidence, that was an attempt

Just because you spergs know the strength of armor on the limo does not mean the fucktard jumping the ditch knew

>>139722168
Yeah, but I doubt the "weight required" could be transported in a POV.

>>139711862
>calling an "accident"
duh, because it's white and not look like muslim.
also looking at how calm the police, it definitely accident, if it false flag/meant to be happened, they goes on "panic" mode.

Because it was sloppy as hell and SS doesn't want to be giving these people high profiles to give other people ideas

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>>139711862
>>139715175
>Bullshit
It was probably just an asian

>>139722263
Obama and the US are the anti-Christ.

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>>139716586

Another defective Jew Janissary-golem.

Help me remember:

1. Guy who hopped the barrier at the rally.
2. British autist who tried to steal cop's gun
3. Black guy in Trump gear caught with guns at rally
4. Guy who jumped WH fence and wandered around inside
5. Armed ex-FBI agent caught in Trump Tower

6. Fat retard tries to ram Presidential motorcade

Did I miss any?

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>>139722804
This is now an asian driving thread

>>139722506

We even had Captain Sweden in this very thread thinking that any kind of gun could penetrate the limo and that untrained people would be able to shoot a moving car accurately enough to kill the president. This is someone on /pol/, imagine this guy planning an assassination.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OHc-ydgl68

I was looking for "lenin said smash the state" antifa guy who also liked headbutting microphones instead of explaining himself, but the sentiment is the same.

>>139722804

*****

>>139711862
(((Accident)))

>>139717436
Pretty sure Occams Razor in this situation is that she attempted to ram his car but got caught in the ditch.

>>139722804

>woah
>woah
>excuse me
>coming through
>my bad
>oh no, I tripped
>oooh noooo

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>>139711862

I'd like to see the Beast square-off against a Killdozer.

>>139723371
Fatass: check
Libtard: check
Already in the woods when the motorcade is passing by. Races toward The Beast when it passes that exact spot.

She tried to kill the president.

>>139723806

They probably didn't account for the car not being able to handle the strain lifting those fat bitches out of the ditch.

>>139723806
Which is what I said in my previous post.

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>>139722168
ur a fuckin homo

>>139716586
She looks dumb enough to think her shit box could hurt trumps tank of a caddy

Was it a sandnigger?

>>139716526
If she went through what I am seeing, that was one hell of a ride with no brakes, especially at near the exact moment the POTUS passes perpendicular to your (perhaps intended?) path. I don't know why they are even trying. You can't stump the trump. PS - Rice, Comey, Podesta and a few others have literally been placed under arrest.

>>139722937
that video was amazing

After careful viewing of the video, the car was not out of control nor experiencing any catastrophic brake failure. This is 100% obvious after repeated examination.

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>>139711862
Of course not. They don't even care about a successful assassination of a sitting president.

>>139718678

>fat dyke saves Trump from assassination attempt

>>139722928
I think a dude with knives went to Trump tower to kill Ivanka

They will never tame The Beast but this was an obvious attempt, whether amateur or not. I'm getting reports of sophisticated car bombs being located and the driver disappearing into thin air when questioned.

>>139722114
>bulletproof glass
Doesn't stop more than a few bullets.

>>139725918
I'm getting reports that you're sucking on five dicks right now

>>139716526
>>139717352
>>139719305
If it was an assassination attempt you'd think she continued driving once she cleared the ditch

>>139722168
How do you instruct an IED? Like nigga just explode lmao

>>139722937
That video

is pure KEK

Wtf LOL

>>139725996
It's like 5 inches thick
The beast probably cost more than your country's gdp

>>139726255
They didn't "clear" the ditch, it obviously disabled the vehicle in the process.

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>>139726785
It stopped on the sidewalk/grass beside it.
>car disabled when it runs into a ditch
Pretty unlikely.

>>139714041
Takes one to know one brother

>>139722804
GOY, KEEP WORKING 40 HRS+ A WEEK (not shitting anyone, work culture in America is whacky unless you luck out with a good company or youre da boss)

>>139727004
It stopped there because that's where the momentum broke and the car was damaged.

>>139722804
As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods. They kill us for their sport.

>>139711862
>offroad
>how is this accidental?
i'm all for being a skeptic, but honestly, have you seen people drive in this country?
>txt
>check for reply
>occasionally look up

>>139727173
Work is bullshit in America. Hardly anyone works for themselves because it's impossible to compete against big business. Corporations own everything. We're all just grunts and middle managers. This isn't free market capitalism. This corporate oligarchy.

>>139727197
This -- it's a shitty car with a couple of leftist landwhales in it, not a military jeep or something. They probably fucked the shocks at the very least.

Also, these clearly aren't very smart, committed, or capable people. As has been pointed out throughout this thread, they had a half-assed plan that would never work. Perhaps even they knew that on some level. So let's not discount the possibility that they just sort of "gave up" / lost their nerve when they slammed through the ditch, lost all their momentum, and saw all the huge police / secret service vehicles going by.

>>139722804
I never stop being amazed by the fucking Final Destination-tier pulverisation of that guy on the bike.

>>139727489
Supposedly the girl works at a nearby store, she would be familiar with the roads. She would also have a prime opportunity for a shot at the POTUS as he went by, and her decrepit bulldyke mind couldnt resist.

>>139727631
>she knew the roads
it doesn't matter if your face is in your phone instead of attention on the road, just sayin'
not everything is conspiracy, use your time wisely, anon

Send it to tucker you fags

>>139727775
lol. Ok.

>>139727775
Normal people know when it's safe to use their phone on the roads they drive daily. The level of retardation on her part needed to make your argument seem valid would also put her firmly into the trump derangement syndrome camp.

>>139727929
>implies that people never have crazy accidents near where they live
this doesn't convince me this is conspiracy
i've seen people drive waaaaaay the fuck off an absolutely straight stretch of road in an area where they (locals) know the roads because they were paying attention to their phones, not the road
if that is your argument for conspiracy, that's pretty easy to punch holes in
>pizzagate has more compelling theories

>>139728420
Yet your theory operates on a massive assumption. We have video evidence that she was going way too fast for the road and headed directly for the POTUS only to be stopped by a ditch.

>>139728308
>normal people
then why are there so many deaths because normal people (young people) are texting while driving
we have an entire ad campaign here on "don't text and drive" because of so many accidents caused by "normal" people
>always young people
this woman wasn't an elderly (or you would say "not normal") person, was it?

>>139728420
>massive assumption
and yours doesn't?
countering-conspiracy-theory-with-other-more-reasonable-possibilities.jpg
arguing that your remote possibility is more reasonable only makes me not want to give what you're saying any credence whatsoever

>>139728683
>then why are there so many deaths because normal people (young people) are texting while driving
Those occur on highways with multiple lanes of traffic, more often then not. Not on the low-mph access road by your job's parking lot.

>>139728887
>and yours doesn't?
We have video of her making a b-line for the POTUS. What do you have again?

Oh that's right. MASSIVE. ASSUMPTIONS.

>>139714041
Pot calling the kettle Mr Rothschild

>>13972866
You have video evidence if a car driving out of a treeline and stopping at the sidewalk
Tbh your theory uses even more assumptions
>a ditch knocks out a car
>assassin thinks ramming an armored motorcade will kill him
>assassin thinks a treeline is a good place to rush out from instead of a parking lot
The burden of proof is on you to prove it. All you have is very flimsy circumstanial evidence

>>139729199
Meant for
>>139728664

Driver and friend a few minutes before...

... this is going to be so cool. We're going to get on the road and yell "fuck Trump" and "Black lives matter". That will show him. That will show him that america isn't going to blah blah blah.

Ditch? No, that's not a problem. We'll just hop over the top of it just like Bo and Luke. besides, look at it, we'll just take it like a little hill.

When we post the FB photos of us doing this, we'll get thousands of likes.


Not an assassination attempt. Just another attempt by a lefty to disrupt other peoples day while making themselves look important.

(think.... the time the guy decided to "occupy" the stage when Milo was speaking)

>>139727558
this is precisely how i interpreted the video

>>139729199
You can't even quote right.

>a ditch knocks out a car
Completely obvious from the video.

>assassin thinks ramming an armored motorcade will kill him
When did I state this?

>assassin thinks a treeline is a good place to rush out from instead of a parking lot
Have you seen pics of the area? That "treeline" is a small gap between the main highways and ROAD WHERE SHE GAINED RAMMING SPEED

>>139728887
jesus shlomo you're embarassing yourself

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>>139729423
>it's completely obvious the internal mechanisms of a car were broken by the ditch from a phone video fifty meters away
Now you're just being silly

>when did I state this
The assassination theory so far on this thread is that it was a half assed attempt for the assassin to ram into Trump. What's your theory then?

>high speed
>ramming speed
Now you're just making shit up. This is just subjective deductions. What is even ramming speed? Anything above 20km/hour?

>>139729199
>>a ditch knocks out a car
>>assassin thinks ramming an armored motorcade will kill him
For both of these, see >>139727558

>>assassin thinks a treeline is a good place to rush out from instead of a parking lot
They were quite evidently successful in concealing their position until they attempted to drive out. If you look in the video, there are armed police lined up along the the other side of the street monitoring every one of the parking lots you suggest could have been used.

You're the one suggesting a massively implausible coincidence in terms of both time and place (i.e., some kind of brake failure incident, already exceptionally rare and unlikely to produce what we see on the video, plus the presidential motorcade driving by in that exact place at precisely that moment).

>>139726255
No, because by the time she made it up out of the ditch and onto the roadway, the president's vehicle was already well down the road. There's no way she would have been able to catch up to him, and the element of surprise was gone as well, so she gave up and pretended it was all just an "accident".

was it 2 people in the car? cause she got out the passenger side

>>139711862
went pretty slow through that ditch, like it was anticipated.
then promptly stopped using the supposed failed brakes?
i dont buy it

>>139718678
Holy shit

>>139729676
>Now you're just being silly
Now you're just putting words in my mouth. What's the matter, can only argue with strawmen?

It's obvious from the video that the ditch broke the momentum, and given the speed and angles involved, very-likely fucked up something mechanically. That is not normal operating conditions for that car by any means.

>What's your theory then?
That the intent was obviously to close in on the POTUS. That much is perfectly obvious. Why? Could be many reasons: attention-whoring TDSer, trying to damage or interrupt a-la antifa, or even acting as a feeler to gauge the plausibility of an actual vehicle-based attack at a later time.

CV axle aka drive wheel on a FWD car takes a hard hit and that Taurus is immobilized. Jesus how many ppl on this board actually know something about vehicles.

>>139717352
>unsettling
but not suprising

there was a zerohedge article on this, that instantly disappeared, are they trying to memory hole this

could knowledge of more aggressive tactics in the public eye cause problems for investigators?

I don't want to fuck up some loyalist federal activity by talking about it

>>139730495
Neets can't afford a car or to go outside

Melodramatic faggots no wonder nobody takes you seriously

>>139711862
Honestly, even if intentional, how can you call this an 'attempted assassination?'

The Beast Limo weights more than a fucking tank. Even if they had managed to hit it, the only people they'd have been assassinating would be themselves.

>>139711862
isn't it sad that we just accept the president traveling with a 2-mile motorcade of local, federal, and state police officers, like its no big deal that the threat of assassination is so high

>>139722506
pretty weird

Someone local needs to go to the scene and film it for study and determination of what really happen.

>>139716586
>facehook pic shows her surrounded by fat jew libshits all wearing the same problem glasses
I could pick these kikes out of a lineup

>>139729916
It's almost as if going up an incline decreases your speed.

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>>139711862
Wait, what's this now? Quick rundown please.

>>139717352
We're reporting on this, we are the last truthful place left.

>>139722928
> 5. Armed ex-FBI agent caught in Trump Tower

Wtf happened with that? I remember reading that he was pronounced dead many years ago

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>>139722928
we will take back america, one way or another, we're going to get you

>>139739174
its almost like they were braking as if they didnt plan on it being there and saw it last minute and used those failed brakes to slow down before the ditch

>>139740347
It seems like we're all sorting through multiple layers of stupid and trying to make sense of it from the standpoint of a logical actor -- which doesn't work very well

>>139715980
just so happened to coincide with a mother fucking presidential motorcade, what a coincidence

>>139723797
Daily reminder that Killdozer did nothing wrong

>>139711862
looked into this last night. Been waiting for a thread like this.

>>139730495
sheeeittt. that ditch is at least 4' deep. with a hit like that, I wouldn't be surprised if the motor mounts didn't break and drop the block. kek

>>139716586
Haha looks like a retarded feminist pig. I hope they lock her up.

>>139722188
>that plan
>drives through woods
Hell, i can spot a huge parking lot on Trump's right. Why would they do it this way?

If Trump dies, so does America

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>>139714888
>14888
Damn

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>>139715079
this

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>>139711862

How stupid must you be to attack the beast?

>>139741596
>Hell, i can spot a huge parking lot on Trump's right. Why would they do it this way?

See >>139729722
There are armed police lined up along the exits of parking lots on the other side of the street to prevent precisely what you are describing.

>>139726255
her vehicle was broken as fuck after that. You really expect women to know the limits of an automobile? You're the crazy one here.

>>139727004
Oh so you admit the brakes weren't broken. You've fucked yourself shill.

>>139727775
>everyone in the town knows the president is going through at that very moment except here who happened to launch a car the same moment he was driving by.
Yeah, no.

>>139727004
Well you obviously know nothing about vehicles if you don't think that would total a car.

>>139739579
leftist pink hair jew tries to take out the presidents motorcade by launching a car off an embankment. Women don't know anything about cars. It failed. Media blackout.

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>>139741938
>How stupid must you be to attack the beast?

As stupid as pic related

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>>139716586
>why ever they didn't airstrike it
what a missed opportunity

News sites now reporting this are emphasizing "accident/brake failure"... sounds like a cover up. Moronic attempts on the prez do not help public perception of the (((agenda))).

Looking at the terrain that Taurus would have to have been traveling at an extreme rate of speed if the brakes truly failed and it ran off that curve and still hit the ditch that hard. More likely it was two fat dykes that tried make a statement with their shitty used Taurus. It would make sense because if they were commie lesbians that's probably the only car they could afford.

>>139742677

humz the plot thickens

>>139742677
Wow a crazy fag. Who'd a thunk it?

>>139742846
I want to see the brake lines.
A hit like that could potentially cause a brake line to fracture at a badly corroded spot. It would immediately be obvious, the brake would just sink to the floor.

>>139722732
No, they dont go into panic mode. Normal cops yes, ss no. They have a plan for every conceivable situation. And if you look at the agents getting out of the suv, they were ready to open up on the landwhale if she tried anything.

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>>139742846
>More likely it was two fat dykes that tried make a statement with their shitty used Taurus.
Sadly their "statement" didn't end with their tiny brains exiting their fat skulls in a volley of gunfire

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>>139742846
Brake failure in a car waiting in the treeline with a fucking pond behind it just hanging out and decided to dart out as the presidents motorcade was passing.

This wasn't brake failure. It was just failure.

>>139743463
Yep.
And when they totaled the car the driver at some point noticed the brake pedal could sink to the floor.

Thread slid.

>>139743674
It reeks of cover to me. Has there been anything else of note that this was maybe mean to be a distraction from? Maybe the wikileaks thing?

This will come out in an investigation. Investigators should be able to notice there will be no brake fluid until after the point they hit the ditch. Watching the video, you can see that the underside dragged on the concrete ditch. If the impact alone didn't cause some sort of fracture on a corroded line, that could have done it.

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>>139711862
fake

>>139743212
What kind fantasy world do lefties live in were they think all 3rd world immigrants are neurologists

>>139744285
A collectivist one.

>>139711862
To be honest, it was such a pathetic attempt, I almost feel sad for whoever tried it.

can anyone link me to a news story about this thanks

>>139716586
Perhaps she/it is affiliated with Antifa?

Maybe it's part of the hypothesized happening that caused Pelosi et al to disavow Antifa?

>>139738470
This. Investigate the tracks. See where the car actually came from.

>>139716182
This.

>>139744561
only 2 news groups covered it from what i found.
some local thing, and infowars.

covering this would kill their agenda.

>>139727586
Apparently he survived

>>139738470
>>139744822
If it really is a legit attempt, SS will have been on that, maybe not allow you to see, could have already messed up tracks.They probably have access to the security cameras in the stores on the other side of the street, plus most of their cars have cameras on them. If we get the drivers name we can find out much more by seeing social media posts, political leanings, etc. If it's an attempt it's a mandatory 10 year jail stint, so it's a win win,, either a bad driver or a leftist off the streets.

>>139745088
which local news stations or papers?
>also checked

>>139739844
> 5. Armed ex-FBI agent caught in Trump Tower
>Wtf happened with that?

Well, we have two possible theores: It's absolutely horshit that was only reported on flat-earther conspiracy blogs, or the deep state is so deep that even the man that a ghost FBI agent tried to kill decided he also needed to never say anything about it.

Trump is clearly a deep-cover Jewish shill working for his own assassins.

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This is the best break down I could do. Theres a retaining hill holding back a fuckign pond behind where that car comes out of. It didn't just cut through from somewhere else.

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>>139744285
Cutting off someone's head does not make Muhammad a neurosurgeon.

>>139727558
I've literally seen cars of fat bitches bust their suspension on speed bumps on a few occasions.

One of them is my best friend's sister hauling around a couple ham-planet friends.
She actually did this on two separate incidents.

Infowarriors are my favourite cuck nationalists.
> joe rogan is lying, LYING about MEEEE
> I didn't, Joe knows I didn't say michelle, michelle was a man. These lying globalists, I mean I like Joe, joan rivers said that, but joe
> anyway, these lying globalists killed joe, and now here they these LYING GLOBALISTS, and joe knows I never said there were slave colonies on mars, and now, Senk Oogar, joe knows I never said that
> and here they are people, trying to KILL THE PRESIDENT PEOPLE, anyway joe knows I never said that so I don't blame joe
> what's that? Oh yeah listen up patriots we got a great deal on super male vitality right now...

>>139742463
>Well you obviously know nothing about vehicles if you don't think that would total a car.

My truck could do that no problem.

>>139711862
>Damaging a nice comfy Ford Taurus instead of one of those awful CUVs
Fuck liberals!

>>139746040
..Tell me more about the Hong Kong Spa.... Happy ending massage parlour?

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>>139723797
Fuck off britcuck, go attack Theresa May with a spoon.

>>139722804
>That guy furiously peddling away only to get smashed In the head by a street sign

>>139745383
Some mainstream sites are picking it up now but only as an "accident". No investigative reporting. /pol/ is the only place actually analyzing the events.

>>139746431
I'm not saying it's a happy ending, but they will "make banana cry" upon request.

I'm actually not from there. I'm just going by what I saw in the video.

>>139716526
How hard is it to fly a drone while something like this is going on? Seems like you could time it perfect with one.

>>139711862
So were they arrested or anything? If Donald thought it was serious then surely he'd have them arrested.

Quick rundown?

>>139735359
There are no shortage of idiots.

There have been attempts on the lives of essentially every president.
Most of them have multiple attempts.
Including every president in my living memory.
>Reagan
>Bush Sr.
>Clinton
>G Dubbya
>Obama
And there have already been several notable pathetic swipes at our current
>Cheeto In Chief (I say it with all due respect of course)

Among the, it includes
>shots fired at them
>shots fired at their security staff
>shots fired at the white house
>grenades thrown
>attempt car bombings
>lunatics with knives in the white house and other areas where they were hoping to find the president
>a plane crashed on the white house lawn

Fuck man, you can Wikipedia this shit pretty easy.

And those are just the ones we know about.

There have likely been a great deal of failed attempts during our history, especially if they were plotted from within.

Coups are standard fare throughout human history and we're even seeing them take place on the regular over the last decade, including the CURRENT YEAR.
Do you really think they haven't been making an endless array of moves to find some excuse or method to unseat Trump?
They're levying every type of accusation they can muster, attempting every avenue of attack, bouncing things off the public eye and building a 'moral case' against him and his supporters. Desperate for something to stick, and in the public eye, a lot has according to almost HALF of the population.

Fuck man, pay some fucking attention to the world you live in and stop living in your goddamn fantasy land.

>>139747239
Crazy dyke activist tried to ram Trump's motorcade but crashed into a ditch instead. Told the cops her "brakes went out" and they quietly dropped the case.

>>139747148
Not arrested. Would the president make that call or secret service?

>>139741938

Does she look particularly bright to you?
>>139742677
Sure looks like she's got her shit together and life all figured out. Certainly not an emotional basket case...

>>139711862
You think (((they))) were trying to get a ritual kill? It's been 20 years since Princess Diana's death which was also a motor 'accident'...

>>139716484
>Based Ruskie
Haha. Sorry, Ante.

Driver responded to my post on FB. http://imgur.com/a/8hwzP

>>139716484
>thinking you can kill the god emperor
Lefties never learn

>>139715980

it was some fat dyke

>>139747246
So you're implying he was wrong about that little car's chances against the presidential tank?

You need to get some air dude. You are clearly too wound up.

>>139735359
do you think some retarded anti-trumpet is thinking rationally

>im gonna be the big hero and kill hitler

this is what they're thinking

>>139747587
Did you ask her why she was deliberately chillin out in the fuckin foliage behind a pond with no way to accidentally drive into that spot and just decided to dart out right at the moment she did?

bumping this thread

there are tons of shills on Infowars trying to deep six this story, there is CLEARLY something here

IW added some google maps to their original article, and it shows how she was actually a good distance from the parking lot... her trajectory has her coming out of a POND... and her brakes just suddenly fail?

>>139745250
They probably don't consider it a legitimate attempt because they were a pair of fat pathetic land whale bulldykes that barely managed a HS diploma with the a help of 'No Child Left Behind' policies and public education system in recession. And their vehicle and possessions represented no 'credible' or 'realistic' threat.
An annoyance at most.

That doesn't mean that they weren't an intentional annoyance.
And from the way the vehicle stops at the end, I'm not buying the break failure explanation.

They deserve every charge that could rightfully be levied against them and a maximum sentence with no probation/parole.
No slap on the wrist for being a pathetic fat piece of shit and utter failure at even making a cry-baby scene next to the motorcade.

>>139719628
Not to mention, most "failed brake" accidents are the driver panicking/getting confused and hitting the gas instead of the breaks. And it was woman driver? I mean, c'mon.

>>139747920
>implying he was wrong

Reading comprehension brother.

At no point did I imply they had a chance of doing anything other than being an annoyance and getting themselves arrested for being fucking retards.
I am suggesting that they were 'possibly' traitorous retards.
And at the very least likely had the full intent of causing a scene.

>>139748126
I posted a side-by-side earlier int he thread with the satelite pic. I also noticed that it looks like Infowars removed that video from their channel.

>>139746106
Atleast he has done some kind of surgery on nervous tissue :DD

>>139748080
>why she was deliberately chillin out in the fuckin foliage behind a pond with no way to accidentally drive into that spot and just decided to dart out right at the moment she did?
No, I blocked her. I don't need no crazy ass driver stalking me!

>>139748153
they wont give a slap, if they find evidence of planning or attempt, via texts, messages, and air surveillance. Don't worry, trumps people don't mess around.

But since she is on the news already interviewed, she probably did have an accident.

>>139748080
her FB page SammieBear007?fref=ufi

>>139748798
What? Afraid she'll sit on you? Her fuckin' car is broke, bro. She can't run you over and she can't catch you on foot.

>>139748991
KEK

>>139711862
>jews

>>139748153
>no evidence that this was anything other than an accident
>"They deserve every charge that could rightfully be levied against them and a maximum sentence with no probation/parole."

How much of a cuck are you to be actively wishing for a police state, bootlicker?

>>139711862

Improve yourself

>>139741134
>>139741134
>>139741134

>>139748984

Confirmed anti-trump

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>>139722928
let's never forget
>the ss plans to WH and trump tower (((stolen))) from (((parked))) car.

>>139748841
There are no shortage of people who are willing to lie in front of a camera, lie to law enforcement, lie to our media or lie to the entirety of humanity.
Admitting any wrong doing, or even the consideration of wrong doing in this case could mean years in prison.
That fat cunt would lie about taking her 4th helping of 'the good stuff' at a pot luck.
She'd lie about the context and content of an argument to get her coworker fired.
She'd lie to look good to her social circle.

Though I understand the saying of 'not judging a book by it's cover', there are things that with experience, you can easily understand about other people's psychology from their appearance, their speech, and the manner in which they present themselves.
That much should be obvious of her at a glance. That there is no timeline in which she is not a lying, narcissistic, disingenuous cunt.

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>>139725708
the (((press))) is forcing our hand.

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>>139729266
>t. brock fluffer

>>139711862
> Female drivers

Yeah.....

>>139723797
It took several hours to get him out of there.

>>139749191
>bootlicker
I hate our legal system.
I despise our judicial branch.
I detest the manner in which much of our law enforcement is carried out.
I emphatically believe that our standards are far too low for law enforcement officers and their training severely lacking.
I've personally had a couple severe overreach of authority incidents with officers that had no business ever passing the type of conversation that SHOULD be had with prospective law enforcement.

That said, if you try to get your ass past the presidents security, they should put you down with extreme prejudice.
Even a pathetically failed attempt should see the maximum sentence.

>no evidence
Did they impound the vehicle and do a full inspection of them, the scene, the vehicle and all available footage?
Was that information released in full?

If it was an accident, then that's that.
But you don't know that.
And I'm saying if it wasn't that the hammer needs to come down hard.


Also, that they should mock her for being a disgustingly fat cunt.


If there's anything I hate, it's fat sacks of lazy shit.
They should be mocked, derided and pressed until they shape up, never leave home, or kill themselves. If you're a fat shit, the same for you.

Says they tried the ebrake too but it "just smoked"

I call bullshit on this "brakes were out" thing.

E-brake might not be as good as disc brakes but it will still stop you.

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>>139715175

This is a video of the real America. A few white guys, standing outside their place of work and chatting for five minutes for a chance to spot the President of the United States

God bless America, and I mean the real America. White America

>>139750454
>mfw I get too close to Adolf" cheeto man" leDrumph

>>139716756
You need to go.

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>>139750753

mouth breather detected

>>139750386
If the car is old and you dont know how to do it you might very well completely fuck it up and lose the ability to brake with it

>>139750949
Were they going 60 mph right before a turn? It just don't make sense. Maybe I just stopid

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>>139750619
You miss it too, don't you? I'm living in the city and I rarely see interactions like this aside from the Italian-Americans going back and forth with one another, but even then, this board doesn't see us as white and Nordic/Germanic supremacists refer to us as "Arab rapebabies" but that doesn't mean I want to preserve what was once lost.

Those fucking spics, niggers, and jews ruined this place.

From what was reported by T_D the two women worked for Bass Pro Shop and had a brake malfunction. SS was about to arrest them but somehow they both ended up at the Trump rally and Trump cut her a check for a new car?

>>139711862
Well the media created a monster, if Trump dies they will soon follow.

It looks like an assassination attempt. But to cross that ditch, why wouldn't they use a proper SUV or military vehicle?

>>139716586
They should have put her out of her misery and riddled the car with bullets. Would have ended in a great high quality video.

>>139750906
>he voted for literally cheeto Hitler

>>139751068
I work in an Accounting firm, you don't have to tell me about working around Jews

>>139751185
because movies made them believe cars can do anything

>>139749532
Underrated

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>>139751185
I think this picture answers your question pretty well.

Also, I doubt it was an attempt at assassination, just testing the waters and hoping to make a splash if the opportunity presents itself.

The Kathy Griffin deception pic was a psyop trigger.

You'll notice that she recently renounced her apology for being involved in that photo.

A day later a crazy fat lesbian tries to ram the presidential motorcade. It makes you wonder how many other potential brainwashed lefty assasins they have waiting in the wings.

>>139751417
Fucking mexicans and their tricky fruits

>>139715980
Why are you trying to slide this goy

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>>139750454
Seizure? Narcolepsy?

>>139751535
>You'll notice that she recently renounced her apology for being involved in that photo.
lol, I just searched her name and all those "I'M NOT SORRY, I WAS NEVER SORRY!" articles are coming off as pathetic.

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>>139752055
dunno man

>>139752307
>BMW driver
The most shocking thing about this video is that the right turn signal is clearly in use.

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[Before I start, a private note to the mods: I understand the rules against doxxing, and I respect these rule. I hope you agree that this is not the case here, since this person has openly identified herself on a public web site and is making no secret of her identity. If you disagree, feel free to delete this post, but please don't ban me as I would be lost without this crazy wonderful website. Thanks.]

Now, for the rest of you....

The woman driving the car has publicly identified herself and has been talking publicly about the experience at some length.

She maintains that the brakes failed. I doubt that this is true, but that is what she is claiming.

Here are some of her FB posts which show that she is not only anti-trump but also warns that she is "about to lose it".

>>139752550
And why were both people wearing white hazmat suits?

>>139752466
>The most shocking thing about this video is that the right turn signal is clearly in use.
Yeah but he was making a left and over-corrected

>>139726403
this guy

>>139751417
They could have intended to ram him, or to pull alongside and moon him with IMPEACH DRUMPF written across their fat asses. Either way, doesn't sound like brake failure, and seems like it should be a news item.

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>>139752466
>>BMW driver

Could be worse

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Am I seeing the same video as everyone else? SHE PULLED OVER and didn't try to ram anything.

>>139753193
After her vehicle had all momentum robbed from it and was possibly damaged by the ditch, yes.

>>139752550
She makes plenty of threats to shoot people. If she ever shared the Kathy Griffith picture or anything similar, it shouldn't be too hard to convince a jury she decided to turn those threats on the big guy himself.

>>139753193

I don't think she wanted to kill Trump.

I think she wanted to drive next to him and scream leftist slogans, then let everyone tell her how proud they are that she stood up to the CIS patriarchy.

I also think she thought the drain either wasn't there or was just like a speed bump.

>>139753193
>SHE PULLED OVER
dude, the car hit that ditch and fucking broke. look how deep the ditch is. look at how the car is hitting it.

>>139725354
Link?

>>139716586

Just look at her.

This was definitely intentional.

>>139752466
I think the four-ways were actually activated before the crash.

>>139711862
Stay safe, Trump!

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>>139753193
She probably wanted to take a shortcut and freaked out from the impact/ realisation she is in the middle of the entire personnel of the NSA

>she cant be that stupid
Yes she can
I have seen a person missing his exit and trying to turn between the sign and the barrier and crashing in the ditch
Car was left balancing between the left front and right behind wheel, shit was hilarious

random googlemaps example, ditch was larger

I am currently living in this town. People here are too strung out on meth. This occurrence does not surprise me in the least.

>>139752550

She needs to be eating prison food.

Attempted assassinations are no joke.

>>139753956
kek. What the fuck was she going to do when she got there?

https://news.unclesamsmisguidedchildren.com/threats-president-motorcade-breach/

Can any of you find out who tweeted these posts?

>>139753444
Then you haven't seen her fucking social media pages.

>>139752550
When this thread was made and I watched the video, I thought you guys are retards. But this picture...hm, probable cause.

>>139753444
Shot him when you see him
Take one for the team

— Melo (@thayoung_Kris) August 29, 2017

Bummy replied, “Say no more, I will go down in history today”

Say no more, I will go down in history today

— bummy (@BummyShiii) August 29, 2017

>>139754249
>She probably wanted to take a shortcut
She knows the roads and knows it's not a viable shortcut. She's already claimed she veered off the road bc of brake failure, which is obvious BS.

>I have seen a person missing his exit and trying to turn between the sign and the barrier and crashing in the ditch
She was driving on a freeway, she was on a road behind the parking lot at her job.

If she's stupid enough for that, she's definitely stupid enough to try and fuck with the presidential motorcade.

>>139711862
Have you seen the video you linked.

1) That doesn't look like an attempt at all, he is driving at like 5mph.

2) Driving into a motorcade is an idiotic way to take out a president. Mainly because you kill yourself, the president's car is likely to survive, and you don't even know which car he is in.

>>139754368
Bump

>>139754708
>implying Trump was not actually riding the leading bike

>>139754202

I hope he stays safe too, but I think it's only a matter of time.

Back when I was working loss prevention, I used to teach the VP's that there were two situations when you knew theft was going on...

1. When you had direct evidence of theft.

2. When security procedures were so lax that it would impossible that no one would take advantage of them.

Now, let's translate that into what's going on in the us....

a) the population of the US is roughly 323 million people.

b) Of those 323 milling, a certain percentage of them are crazy and walking the streets.

c) If we estimate low and say that 1% are, that means there are 3.23 million crazy people walking the streets.

d). Now, you have major media outlets who, for at least 2 years, have spent all day trying to convince people that Trump is destroying the country, want's to kill off grandma via healthcare, is an actual threat to the constitution and the future of the nation, and secretly harbors white supremacist views.

e) Now, what do you think will eventually happen? What will happen is that at least one of these crazy people is going to believe all that bullshit, and will decide that it is their duty to "do something about it".

f) In other words, the media is systematically creating the conditions necessary for someone to decide to make an attempt on the life of the president.

Frankly, I think it's inevitable that someone (or several people are going to try).

They tried it 3 times (I think 3) with Jerry Ford, and todays crowd of crazies are far more crazier.

Found Bummy https://twitter.com/search?q=bummy%20(%40BummyShiii)%20&src=typd&lang=en

>>139753123
fuck me that's scary

I bet the bitch was just to lazy to drive to an on ramp and just took a short cut but then freaked when she saw the popo.

>>139711862
Im sure the secret service followed up on the diagnostics of the vehicle.

>>139720902
Liberals are retarded. Remember the brit that tried to disarm a cop?

>>139754368

I've seen them. I'm the one who posted them in here.

>>139755010
Another person who needs to be eating prison food.

>>139755532
Like I'm supposed to assume you're not blind. Give me a break.

>>139716586
Definitely could be retarded enough to think she could ram the missile proof presidential car.

>>139755149
You would think so but then again the perp was posting on faceberg about it that very night (not taken into custody), and SS didn't even have weapons drawn as they approached the vehicle.

>>139735359
> guy tries to shoot the Prez
> lol joke is on you. Prez wearing a bullet-proof vest
> Prez was protected so it wasn't an assassination attempt

Your argument sounds that retarded.

>>139711862
Don't text and drive ladiez

dude was obviously a redneck trying to take a shortcut to get on the freeway and had no idea the president was rolling through town

>>139743212
The US defense forces still have to put up a farce about respecting rights and stuff. Shredding losers who no longer present a danger would be overkill no PR stunt against the opposition could justify. Imprisonment and humiliation is also much more gratifying than simple killing

>Mohammed the neurologist
If severing the spinalis medulla with a Saracen sword counts as that

This thread is predictive programming to get you all used to the upcoming actual assassination attempt.

Forget about her intelligence, this is about timing.
Clearly they were aiming for the beast, that much is obvious and irrefutable.

Of all the places they could have emerged in a huge cavalcade, they were on trajectory for Trump?

Get the fuck outta here, you all know this fat bitch was up to no good.

>>139745105
Jesus Christ did he ever earn it

>>139722804
Fuck. That escalated

>>139723371
If brakes failed why would you accelerate back up the ditch, or even head towards a motorway.

>>139751068
I don't miss it--I still see this. I live in Missouri.

>>139758606
It wasn't "failed brakes" -- full stop.

The most charitable possible interpretation is that it was a case of "unintended acceleration," which in most instances involves an idiot repeatedly stomping on the gas instead of the brake pedal.

That still doesn't explain the position of the car (to say nothing of the timing, which is the real tell). As various anons have established in this thread, she was sitting behind some trees
in a tiny strip of land between a fucking reservoir and the road (and ditch) in front of her. There wasn't any place for her to have been "driving" beforehand to have had a mishap -- there's literally no explanation available apart from lying in wait (and again, that doesn't even get into the exact timing of the car coming out, which is the real tell).

If someone lives in the area, they should take some pictures post-event to look for tracks on the grass showing the path that was taken, and anything that looks like brake tracks.

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>>139711862
>woman driver
>Could let off the gas and follow the road then use ebrake to come to a stop
>go straight and smash through the fookin wilderness
What did she mean by this?

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>When your insurance fraud intersects the president

>>139719628
i like that "it couldn't have been a horrible assassination attempt, because women drivers are just so stupid and awful it must be an accident" is the explanation being given and accepted by EVERYONE.

imagine if she did try to assassinate him, but everyone completely dismisses it because she is so utterly incompetent

>i didn't try ramming the president's motorcade, it was an accident
>hmm, well, you are a complete an utter retard, so having such an insipid and incompetent accident is entirely plausible

do you think she'll wake up in the middle of the night in a few weeks, realizing that everyone thought she was too stupid and worthless to even be trying to kill the president?

>>139711862

Bahahaha what was his plan ? Ram the 6 ton presidintial tank and hope trump hits his leg from the impact and bleed to death ?

>>139760399
Given that your statements are almost certainly true?

I doubt she possess the ability for that level of self reflection.
If she did, she wouldn't be a disgustingly fat degenerate.

>>139723797
Killdozer (killed noone besides the driver) is an American icon.

>>139719628
nice try faggot

>>139752055
yes