/HFG/ Harvey Flood General - LEVEES FAILING FLASH FLOOD INCOMING

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BASED CAJUN NAVY
>inb4 reddit fag
kys

>>139676852
delete please

how many of u guys had 2 shoot someone or got shot??

>>139676852
delet this

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1st for real thread, fuck tripfag whiteknights

>>139677078
>>139677149


pls no i wanna talk about y my opinions r better than urs

How can I help? What organizations can I sign up with that wont use my money to pay their salaries?

>>139677078
>>139677149
Eat 9 cocks nufags

>>139676852
Irma
Will
Rip
The
Dragons
Belly
Open

>>139677390
just give it straight to me faggot

>>139676277
>any idea on the side effects of the surgery? Looks kind of appealing desu

Side effects of LOBOTOMY?? Are your for serious?

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Praise Sobek

"African's back on the menu, boys!"

>>139677412
kys dumbnigger
>>>139676854

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>>139677888
fucking checked

>>139677078
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>>139677412
>>139677934
Does it really matter which thread we use? Weatherwax, your thread has more posts, so we should use that. Anon, you were OP first, so you make the next thread.

>>139677934
>ForecasterWeatherwax
GTFO CORPORATE COCK WHORE

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>>139676852
Med center status? I don't wanna go in tomorrow.

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>>139677888

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you've been saying the levees would collapse for 2 days now

whats up with all the gator memes

So many faggots, so little time.

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>>139678251
>>139678251
>Med center status?
uh

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three frogs of revelation be ridin inna taown on da back of dat sokek yo

>>139678686
GatorAIDS are in the flood waters.

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>>139678756

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>>139678686

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>>139678738

Irmazinho
Uma
Delicia

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I'm officially bored of floods now

>>139678686
Sobek
S29-D58-V31:I3, or I4

Sobek (also known as Sebek, Sebek-Ra, Sobeq, Suchos, Sobki, and Soknopais) "The Rager" was the ancient god of crocodiles. He is first mentioned in the Pyramid Texts and his worship continued until the Roman period. Some sects believed that Sobek was the creator of the world who arose from the "Dark Water" and created the order in the universe. Sobek was a god of the Nile who brought fertility to the land. As the "Lord of the Waters" he was thought to have risen from the primeval waters of Nun to create the world and made the Nile from his sweat. One creation myth stated that Sobek laid eggs on the bank of the waters of Nun thus creating the world. However, as well as being a force for creation, he was seen as an unpredictable deity who sometimes allied himself with the forces of Chaos.

what's with the gators?

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>>139678819
CLOSE THE POOLS

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>>139679160

Sobek
S29-D58-V31:I3, or I4

29-8

31 3 or 4

Date of storm, date of next event and how many casualties in thousands?

>>139679233
oh shit what in hell kind of water are those creatures in?!

>>139676852
anyone post this yet? Arkema chemical plant evacuated, explosive chain reaction eminent.

https://www.reuters.com/article/storm-harvey-arkema-idUSL2N1LG229

>>139679075
what about the chemical plant thats gonna explode sometime in the next week

>>139677390
go to a local church website with a wishlist, buy shit off amazon from the list and send it direct with no fucking middlemen. This kills the "charity" jew.

>>139678819
>>139679231
Its funny how this meme gets unironically bigger in scale every year.

>>139679671
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>>139679400
Are you autistic, lad?

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>>139679773
like a fox

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>>139679507
imminent

>>139679507
:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2HrBcGvGYg

>>139680082
God damn you must be old.

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>>139680317
kek. Zup, bro? I recognize you
more flood tunes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7tRZmIStww

>>139680356
I remember when Reagan was president so kinda.

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>>139680801
Me too. First grade they told us he got shot. I'm gunna watch lawnmower man tonight now.

Anyone in San Pat or Aransas county? I evacuated but am returning tomorrow and would like to have an idea of what to expect. I know Rockport got fuckin demolished and that a lot of the areas don't have water and/or power

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>>139677888
Guess I better get a gator to go with muh froggie.

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>>139681094
>San Pat or Aransas county
probably not worth the risk, if you got injured, but God speed. I'll keep looking
"The only emergency medical facility serving Aransas County, San Patricio County and parts of Nueces County on the other side of the Harbor Bridge has been closed indefinitely due to storm damage from Harvey."

>>139678706
Big if true.

>>139681094
According to the FCC's website, on Tuesday 20 percent of cell sites were out of service in San Patricio County. 80 percent of cell sites were down in Aransas

>>139681059
This is a good meme.

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>>139676852
guys....

>>139681094
The San Patricio Municipal Water District, which serves the city, issued a boil notice on Aug. 26 due to low pressure in their lines caused by Hurricane Harvey. As of Wednesday, that boil notice has officially been lifted.

>>139681720
So should we expect another in 2023?

>>139681720
what?

>>139681720
deep
big if true

>>139681720

you must live in Montana or something. If you lived in areas where hurricanes regularly hit you'd know late August is the peak of hurricane season.

Also peak season isn't over yet got about another week or two left.

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WARNING TO MY FELLOW PATRIOTS FEMA ON THE GROUND!!! I REPEAT WE HAVE REPORTS THAT FEMA IS ON THE GROUND!!!

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>>139681999
trips have been confirmed screen cap this

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>>139681720
>August 29
The magic date

>>139681720
There must be some sort of significance with 8/29+3.

Perhaps hillary is trying to sacrifice souls to gain strength

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8-29
2003 Ayatollah Sayed Mohammed Baqir al-Hakim, the Shia Muslim leader in Iraq, is assassinated in a terrorist bombing, along with nearly 100 worshippers as they leave a mosque in Najaf.

2002 19th MTV Video Music Awards: Eminem & Pink win

1992 Largest wrestling crowd outside US (75,000) at Wembley Stadium, London

1982 The synthetic chemical element Meitnerium, atomic number 109, is first synthesized at the Gesellschaft für Schwerionenforschung in Darmstadt, Germany.

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>>139682115

A little extra for my point.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_hurricane_season

the delicious ride is only just beginning. This fun wont slow down until Fall.

>>139682215
It's payback:

1941 German Einsatzkommando in Russia kills 1,469 Jewish children

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>>139682301
>8-29
1949 USSR performs its first nuclear test at Semipalatinsk, Kazakh SSR

>>139681720
>hurricanes happen during hurricane season

Really activates my almonds.

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>>139682541
1953 USSR explodes its first hydrogen bomb

>>139682301
>Schwerionenforschung
Seriously, that's made up. No way that's a real word.

>>139682398
Hurricanes in the atlantic had gone through a quiet year-over-year period of no name hurricanes. Since last year they have picked back up and started throttling the southeast of the U.S reminding people why its shit to live there.

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8-29
1966 The Beatles' last public concert (Candlestick Park, San Francisco)

>>139682752
I remember that one I think. Like a test on (((kids)))? Dunno

Schwerionenforschung {f}
heavy-ion researchphys.

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8"-29" the measurements of my hog.

>these threads have slowed to a crawl

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fuck floods. Later, Gator

>>139683399
Just like the flooding.

>>139683333
checked?

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>>139683333
That is a lewd ramiel

>>139683523
Lewd Ramiel is the best Ramiel

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>>139682752
Judenexterminationensgewerbegebiet=Industrial area for extermination of Jews.

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TEXAS BTFO BY FRENCH NIGGER LOVERS

>>139683646
>Judenexterminationensgewerbegebiet
not found
Fuck off, JDL.

I'm hoping to get out of the city Friday and head south to get married but so many roads are flooded over, I have a couple of alternate routes but they take so much fucking time. Once i get south of Victoria I should be good but goddamn. The only highlight is I get to see more of our pretty countryside, which hopefully isn't a parade of closed pools.

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Idunno, bump, I guess?

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>>139683596
I can't argue with that.

>>139678819
These idiots talking about blood in the water are a special kind of stupid.

There is no vat or anything of that nature where a hospital stores blood. Anything cotaminated with blood gets bagged in a red biohazard bag (not trash) to be transported to an incinerator that pretty much all hospitals have onsite.

That red is most likely with a great degree of certainty diesel from a compromised fuel tank for that generator you see right in the picture.

"Offroad" diesel has a red dye in it. It's dyed so people cannot buy it and run it on the road and avoid road taxes placed on fuel. (Get huge fine if you are discovered doing this)

Road diesel is somewhat yellow in color

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Sobek has spoken

>>139684089
That's awesome, mind if i keep it?

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>>139677618
>irma
Heh...in two weeks.
hopefully it doesn't go up the Atlantic coast but forms in the Gulf

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>>139683822
You non-German speakers make me laugh. You can invent new words on the fly with German language.

Judenvergassungsgetrieb=Jew gassing machine

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Kek has evolved. Long live Sobek.

>>139684283
>make me laugh
unlikely

>>139684222
For a fellow devotee of Ram-chan (and those glorious digits) I cannot deny you.

Not one antifa flag, DNC or commie flag on any rescue boat.

14/88

>>139681094
expect the whole place smell like an gator ass with AIDS

>>139684667
CNN said they just had HIV.

>>139684653
I haven't seen any MAGA hats or shirts either though. I presume the media isn't showing that.

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>>139684653
But the stars and bars are flying. Country folk don't need protests to show they're the better men .

Also, check out the current mid-atlantic temperature map. Favorable for storm organization, all the way into the gulf.

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>>139676852
There is still mass spread looting in Houston Texas though the media isn't covering it and other shit.

Footage tho of the looting has gone viral and I'm sure there are more.

Will the media cover the dindus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LRz0dqgcpI

>>139681720
woah. It's almost like weather is seasonal

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>>139684823
When you see men with motorboats, you can assume. Antifa only drifts.

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>>139684838
For reference IRMA approximate location and movement marked in black.

>>139685129
**Red, JFMSU

>>139684819
kek

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THE DAM IN ORANGE BROKE??????????????

>>139684953
It looks like half the state sent their cops here for the great roody poo roundup. Just sit outside on your porch tonight and listen for the gunshots and terrified lip smacking.

>>139685252
nope

>>139684838

How many of them antifags were rescued by the Cajun Navy...

Fuckers can't even figure out what bathroom to use

>>139685252
or maybe?
"Dam breech in Orange Texas" - rescue scanner

>>139685252
Nash FM 99.1 @NashFM991 42s42 seconds ago

Getting info that a damn has now broken in Orange Texas - via volunteers on Zello
0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes

I live in north Texas and a lot of gas stations around me have run out of gas. Prices have jumped quite a bit as well.

Not a huge deal atm, but we will see.

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>>139685294
>YWN be Deppitdy Hoss, hunting lootin' coons from the door of a TXNG blackhawk while blasting some skynyrd over intercom
Fuck, it hurts, man.

>>139685477
Some anon wasd posting their before Harvey/After Harvey tweets. Was pretty delicious for a while
>FUCK DEM RACISS WHITE POS
>SHEEEEIIITT MUH COON ASS CAYNT SEE DA FLO CUZ ITS WATA. MUH BABY TURNT BLUE WHITE PPL HELP

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This is the happening ya'll were fucking waiting for anons a dam in orange is broken run for the hills Orange, Bridge City anons

VERNON PARISH

IF YOU ARE NEAR THE VERNON LAKE DAM, PLEASE LEAVE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

VERNON PARISH

IF YOU ARE NEAR THE VERNON LAKE DAM, PLEASE LEAVE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

THE DAM IS LIKELY TO BURST OVERNIGHT

THE DAM IS LIKELY TO BURST OVERNIGHT

PLEASE LEAVE TONIGHT, YOU WILL HAVE ONKY A FEW MINUTES TO LEAVE IF IT BURSTS

>>139685252
Ashley Bays @BruinsBabyGirl 16s16 seconds ago

Two donkeys in need of rescue, nose deep in water, 16530 Hwy 12 Orange, Tx Boat needed, they are in back of property

>>139685874
if the levee breaks, will he have a place to stay?

>>139685639

All of Orange is at Boot Scoots in Sabine Pass

>>139685695
I accidentally tanked up just before Harvey flattened Rockwall. I am driving very very minimally for now.

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any other houstonbros lose their house?

>>139685841
Lucky that HPD doesn't tend to fuck around with stuff like this. Lots of guys with no sleep and a lot of stress to release. I would hate to be a Daquan cornered by 5 pissed off cops.

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Irma-chan
Yes, I designed it (her?)

>>139685874
When you leave, don't go into Natchitoches Parish. All the roads were closed by the DoD

>>139686008
>I accidentally tanked up
wat

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>>139685850
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

get on a boat or grab something that'll float, anon!

>>139685874
We have a Vernon parish anon, is it you?

>>139676852
HAPPENING NOW
>HAPPENING NOW
HAPPENING NOW
>HAPPENING NOW
HAPPENING NOW

SIX ADULTS IN CVS PARKING LOT
>WATER TO THEIR CHESTS
>HOLDING BABIES OVER THEIR HEADS
>NEED RESCUE
SOURCE: TEXAS SEARCH AND RESCUE CHANNEL

RESCUE BOATS BEING FIRED UPON
>CAJUN NAVY BEING FIRED UPON
>BOATS COMING BACK FOR BODY ARMOR AND WEAPONS
>BLM IS SUSPECTED
SOURCE: CAJUN NAVY SCANNER

>>139685983
>Boot Scoots in Sabine Pass
Of course. They make the best fried butter

>>139681059
I was in first grade when the shuttle blew up. Older kids told me that NASA reported that they could see noses and fingers in space. I shared this info with my mother and got smacked.
Also: need another seven astronauts.

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>>139676852
>All updates are copypasta from three fucking days ago.

You sir make me "meh."

>>139686116
mizugi cheesecake pinup when?

>>139686221
I got a text while putting gas in my car. It felled up because I type slow as fuck. I was bitching about $2.20 a gallon then, but I'm not bitching now! Kek.

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>>139686303
>IN CVS PARKING LOT
what the fuck are they doing?

>>139685850
The numbers of Sobek

29-8 and 31

First habning 29 now 31 with the orange dam

The Lord of the Inundation has struck. He will strike twice more and there will be a great death of africans, which are his favourite food since time immemorial, especially picaninnies (niglets)

>>139686348
kek. Her husband fed the dog, and she fed the fish

>>139685252
per twatter:
THE DAMS HAVE BROKEN IN ORANGE & THOSE WHO WERE LEADING THE PEOPLE OUT LEFT SO NOW PEOPLE ARE STUCK IN THE WATER!

>>139686315

That video poker machine on the end still owes me $2

>>139686547
Do you not fill up your tank each time you get gas?

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things will never go back to normal. the whole identity, demographic, and economic status of Houston is going to change. Hopefully it's for the better.

>>139686564
>what the fuck are they doing?
Trying to survive. Maybe they walked there because its on higher ground?

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>>139682541
>>139682735
>>139682925

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How can normalfags be so clueless?
Honestly.
https://twitter.com/AlaskaPiperCub

>>139686649

Usually there's no need. Unless you drive long distance all the time, hauling a full tank around is just wasting gas while carrying gas.

>>139685252
Ashley The Fearless @mojofearless 25s25 seconds ago

Rescue channel says the dam in #Orange Texas just broke. They said the Coast Guard confirmed. Be prepared to move to higher ground in Orange

>>139686649
I habitually keep it at or just over half. That buys me approximately 100 miles of sprint range if I need it. My commute is tiny, like 15 minutes on local roads tiny.

>>139686303
HOLY FUCKING SHIT CVS IS A TROLL
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT CVS IS A TROLL
HOLY FUCKING SHIT CVS IS A TROLL
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT CVS IS A TROLL
HOLY FUCKING SHIT CVS IS A TROLL
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT CVS IS A TROLL
HOLY FUCKING SHIT CVS IS A TROLL
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT CVS IS A TROLL
HOLY FUCKING SHIT CVS IS A TROLL
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT CVS IS A TROLL
HOLY FUCKING SHIT CVS IS A TROLL
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT CVS IS A TROLL

911 CONFIRMED NO ONE AT CVS
911 CONFIRMED NO ONE AT CVS
911 CONFIRMED NO ONE AT CVS
911 CONFIRMED NO ONE AT CVS

MORE CONFIRMATIONS INCOMING

TROLL IP BEING TRACKED
TROLL IP BEING TRACKED
TROLL IP BEING TRACKED
TROLL IP BEING TRACKED

POSTSOMEO

>>139686865
Its bad for your fuel pump to let it run on empty. The gas keeps the pump cooler when submerged.

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>>139686116
>not doing something edgy

>>139685639
>damn

Any word on Carlos? saw he was at Addicks about 11 hours ago, the water level seem too be a bit higher.

>>139686855
of all the things to steal why electronics?

>>139687065
>lotters will be shoot

american education

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Run for the hills this shit is serious

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>>139680082

>>139686941
Ah, gotcha... I commute a lot and always fill up when I stop. Stay safe, anon

>>139685252


Damn break in Orange County Texas - reports of cars having been swept away - 3 feet of water fuck book.com/NASHFM991/posts/10155616605317403

>>139686303
BLM fighting racist boats
Based

>>139687139
I love how blatant they are these days in order to get people to evacuate.

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>>139687053
Nah.
Also, the colors are supposed to be like the ones in these weather model maps.

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>>139687091
>the water level seem too be a bit higher.
well the new meter is reporting that it's leveled.

>>139687139
>write your ssn on your arm so they can identify your body after you've drowned

Fucking kek

>>139687139
No get out or die?

>>139686028
Yup, Spring here, 6.5' give or take, everyone was out, some shit in the attic will be ok, rest is insurance write off.

>>139678176
and who the fuck r u?

>>139687318
self tattooing concentration camp victims. there is literally no limit to German efficiency

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Texted friends in Orange think they may be goners now.
I don't think I want to show up to funerals.

>>139687187
>Stay safe, anon
You too, lad. Head up; eyes open. We live in interesting times.

>>139687385
poojah lodhia is right.

>>139687411
Wrong photo, but the goat really does show how I feel.

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>>139687411
>lol dead friends

>>139687411
Then don't. Not like they will be around to give you shit over the phone for not showing up.

Anybody have the picture of the guy carrying the Asian lady while her fat husband waddles in front of them? I need it to prove something to somebody.

>>139687397
Sharpies by IBM. Get the best. Mark out the rest.

>>139687331
When I read the same post like 20 mins early it did say that, but when I went back to screenshot it it had been redacted and the status had been shortened I guess they felt the get out now or die was too brutal haha

>>139687411
"Bro, it's not like I'm mad you weren't at the wedding, but you could have at least shown up for my bachelor party. NOW MY FUNERAL????"

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>>139678819

>>139687217
IS IT HAPPENING OR NOT?

>>139676852

When do the chemical plants explode? Is there a live stream? Any brave Anon's willing to get close for the cause of internet infamy?

URGENT DIRE Need 350 people rescued from shelter West Orange Cove Elementary School in Orange, Tx. The shelter is taking in water rapidly!!!

>anyone who goes to a shelter will die like cattle

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>>139687527

>>139687529
https://ixquick-proxy.com/do/spg/show_picture.pl?l=english&rais=1&oiu=https%3A%2F%2Fs2.yimg.com%2Fuu%2Fapi%2Fres%2F1.2%2Fezpw4e.SaCG7K55eIjdUDg--%2FYXBwaWQ9eXRhY2h5b247Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTE0NDt3PTI3Mjs-%2Fhttps%3A%2F%2Fs.yimg.com%2Fos%2Fcreatr-images%2FGLB%2F2017-08-30%2F72478f80-8d97-11e7-865b-5f758e587788_victimsFB.jpg&sp=fa350579ee1edeb4743cb9cb3387a8db

>>139687781
that thing might have several days left before it goes boom

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>>139685294
>terrified lip smacking

>>139687091
He was ok and posting this afternoon. We kept telling him to show his boipuccy or cock on periscope, and he got mad, and called out Nazi flag larpers. He's a cool guy though, really, im just fag flag larping to kill time my parents go home tomorrow, it's been stressful as fuck - thought they were going to lose their house and business, part of the farm might be fucked, its under water. Will see tomorrow if anything drained. LIke I want to drain Carlos' balls. Ha ha...

>>139687776
It happened I think. Best source it seems:
https://twitter.com/NashFM991

>>139687835
what in the absolute fullness of fuck are you doing posting a faggotronic link like that?

I'm thinking we should start a new thread solely for the purpose of Doxing all of these Looters cuz they dindu nuffin

Dfw area running out of gas.

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>>139687776
>>139687906

>>139687907
I thought it would be funny......I mean, I'm laughing kek

>>139688032
hope you tanked up m8.

>>139688067
All those blueballed by Orville are missing out...

Well bye.
Can you guys keep posting >>139686116?
Maybe some drawfags can, you know, draw her.

>Irma will hit NYC, btw

>>139688032
Normie book friends saying that too. Why? I believe it but whats the supply chain that would stop jobbers getting to DFW?

>>139688067
>damn

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>>139685252
>Ashley Bays @BruinsBabyGirl 16s16 seconds ago

Two donkeys in need of rescue, nose deep in water, 16530 Hwy 12 Orange, Tx Boat needed, they are in back of property
WON"T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE DONKEYS!!!!!!!!

>>139688161
I asked after a school bathingsuit pinup. No dice?

>>139688067
>>139687906
https://tpwd.texas.gov/fishboat/fish/recreational/lakes/steinhagen/

Max depth 35ft.

Wonder how high the dam is.

>>139688239
#JackAssLivesMatter

Wharton flooding, people in apartments getting evacuated. Bay City it having to drive up boats to help.

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laughing at all the shills saying this is over

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This thread reminds me of the /odg/ oroville dam general.
It was full of OCs and great memes.

>>139688073

Doing that now. I'm about 45 minutes north of Dallas. My local walmart was selling premium only at $2.75 a gallon. Lots of reports of gas stations being completely dry.

DFW AREA SENPAI GO FILL UP YOUR GAS TANKS AND GUN CLIPS!

>>139688067
Kathleen Woolrich @kwoolrich 40m40 minutes ago

Vernon anacoca lake dam has broken

>>139676852

who has that youtube vid of Carlos?

>>139688485
Shame that it didn't result in a major happening. These dams however...

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>>139688352
Looks like it’s 15 feet?

>>139688481
Is that the same freddy character from those carmel chocolate aussie bits?

>>139688506
Get your family and friends. convoy that shit. Take it from an old coastal guy that this shit spreads like the clap, and if you aren't out ahead of it you WILL run dry. Go go go.

HOLY FUCKING TRAIN WRECK

HELICOPTERS INBOUND FOR CVS JUST NOW GETTING TURNED AROUND NOW

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>>139688578
Aqua was just not reliable

>>139688506
!! OH RIGHT. ONE MORE THING, GRASSHOPPER: Stop by your local auto parts store and get a LOCKING GAS CAP.

HDLadee @HDLadee 18m18 minutes ago

DAM IN VIDOR TX BROKE FILLED w/snakes Rescuers unable to reach because of rapid waters & snakes PLEASE PRAY

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CURRENT TEXAS RESERVOIR LEVELS

>>139688186
This shit happened in the Rio Grande Valley because some dumb bitch reporter was trying to get all the (you)s. Every other media outlet dog piled her.

>>139686028
I dunno yet. We left our house just as the water was almost hitting inside. Hoping everything's okay.

>>139688723
They have been trapped and calling in for a few hours now

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>>139688723
>>139688545
i hope that this is true

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>>139686348
I was in 7th grade and we were all in the cafeteria watching it live. I guess that's my
>where were you when JFK was shot
moment

>>139688352
using google earth, water at bottom is 59 elevation, top of concrete is 75, so about 17

>>139688550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dhv1Wmz9xI

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Anyone have the latest Irma spaget?

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(((Leonard Cohen))) - The Future

https://youtu.be/D97OxHZzBeQ

>>139688853
Fucking news man, boils my blood. I have seen them pass on complete rumors about back home these past few days as "Confirmed" "Facts".

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>>139688795
PARTY PARTY

>>139688723
Any credible sources?

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>>139687494
pic related.

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>>139689074

>>139684953
>hide face
>post under name
lol

Looks like reports of multiple (3) dam failures.

I highly doubt it.

>>139689222
We'll see anon.

>>139689222
WDKMBT??!

>>139689054
She read some guy's opinion which when actually read just talked about gas prices going up a little bit.

>>139688723
source?

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>>139689037
ITS HAPPENING.

>>139689277
YYEEEEEEEEEEE

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TFW more people on Twatter misuse damn/dam than get it right. Rendering a search for dam news useless. God damn. "That boy dam fine" "The damn in Orange broke"

FUCKING CRAZY HELL

DISPATCHERS AND DEPARTMENTS ARE BATTLING OVER THE CVS

FUCKING CRAZY HELL

DISPATCHERS AND DEPARTMENTS ARE BATTLING OVER THE CVS

FUCKING CRAZY HELL

DISPATCHERS AND DEPARTMENTS ARE BATTLING OVER THE CVS

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>>139687561
>>139687331

>>139689118
/pol/ never wrong

>>139678251
dis. med center fag here as well, how's bentaub, hermann and methodist? how about lbj? i know it gets fucked royally every time.

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>>139689131

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>>139688723
>FILLED w/snakes

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HARVEY IS THE BIGGEST TROLL HURRICANE I’VE EVER SEEN.

HE DOES NOT WANT TO FUCKING LEAVE.

IT’S ALREADY 6 DAYS.

>>139688993


thanks famalam

>>139689562
I hope he stays forever

>>139679519
If things work out right this will only strengthen the gators and give them god-tier superpowers.

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>>139689457
Just like the rest of Steven Seagal's career, that accomplished nothing.

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>>139689457

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>>139689523
Snakes on a Flood Plain

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Give me a quick rundown on Sobek.

>>139689562
YOU CUNTS THINK YOU KNOW WET?

I'LL SHOW YOU BITCHES WHAT WET LOOKS LIKE.

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>Dad calls me
>Little brothers have been staying with me
>The road out of my parents house is flooded, no way to leave, 4x4 Jeep couldnt get through
>He's in the direct path of the Dam should it burst
>Get this speech
>"Son, I'm not trying to scare anyone, but incase i don't make it out, I want you to know I love you, and I'm proud of you. I'll keep you updated, but I'm counting on you to take care of everyone when I'm gone."

FUCK
THIS

Lads I'm scared.

>>139689523
https://youtu.be/EIyixC9NsLI

>>139688239
donkeys are creatures of Sutek, enemy of Kek and Sobek.

>>139688186
The majority of the US refining capacity is in the TX coastal region, and has been shut down or disabled. Panic is spreading as far north as Dallas, as gas stations in Plano, Lewisville, and general Denton/Collin county are running out of 87 octane. Price hike by 30c tomorrow.

>>139689700
Kek

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>>139689369
Pussies.
This has the Get out or die...

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>>139689700
A 10/10 CARLOS POST, AND DIGITS?? ONLY IN /HFG/

>>139689734
genuinely sorry, anon.

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>>139689734

I'ts only just begun.....fuck!
NAVY TOLD TO STAND DOWN!

THE CURRENTS ARE TOO STRONG, MANY BOATS ARE FLIPPING OVER!

>>139689734
Get that man a fucking boat

>>139689734
RIP WHITE MAN

>>139689734
Ignorant leaffag here. Why is DHS involved with dam breaches?

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>super jew

>>139689913

RIP rescuers

>>139688350
As you can see I made it in the rinmarugames anime character creator.

>>139689913
Fuck.

>>139689734

Fuck man, that's heavy.

>>139689610
Anytime Anon.

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>>139676852
Soon.

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>>139689702
>Sobek
>S29-D58-V31:I3, or I4
>Sobek (also known as Sebek, Sebek-Ra, Sobeq, Suchos, Sobki, and Soknopais) "The Rager" was the ancient god of crocodiles. He is first mentioned in the Pyramid Texts and his worship continued until the Roman period. Some sects believed that Sobek was the creator of the world who arose from the "Dark Water" and created the order in the universe. Sobek was a god of the Nile who brought fertility to the land. As the "Lord of the Waters" he was thought to have risen from the primeval waters of Nun to create the world and made the Nile from his sweat. One creation myth stated that Sobek laid eggs on the bank of the waters of Nun thus creating the world. However, as well as being a force for creation, he was seen as an unpredictable deity who sometimes allied himself with the forces of Chaos.

>>139690052
>As you can see
I don't even know what that is, but I'll ducksearch it later.

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>>139689523

>>139689913
I just checked the FB page, that post was made 20 hours ago

>>139689913
FAKE NEWS

>>139690008
Not the national one
Some local agency with same name.

>>139689734
Fuck anon, I know how you feel. Does he have a boat even a skiff? Maybe have him make a raft right now?

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The Addicks had one fucking job. ONE JOB.

>>139682115
>Hurricane Andrew
Aug. 24, 1992

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>>139685874
>the dam is about to burst
seems like I've heard this b4, somewhere

Can I get a quick rundown of the past 24?
Also, is the airport still flooded?

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>>139688723

>>139689734
Good luck man.....

>>139689899
This is https://tpwd.texas.gov/fishboat/fish/recreational/lakes/steinhagen/
Dam #1

>>139689734
Dam #2 #3